GETTING DEPORTED FROM THE UNITED STATES!!?

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @Smasher
    @Smasher 7 років тому +1635

    Good...my daily dose of dobrik

    • @cmoss1987
      @cmoss1987 7 років тому

      Smasher hey can you delete comments on your comment? If so, get rid of this fuck ass bot

    • @chris_kypr4858
      @chris_kypr4858 7 років тому +7

      *WHO ELSE LOVES DAVID?* ❤🖖
      *he and other influencers inspired me to start youtube and im currently trying to hit 1,8K! Its my dream to be a succesful youtuber one day and go to la!if you could help a kid out with his dream that would be brilliant!support me or not have a great day and never stop smiling!* 🙂✌🏻

    • @Mario-yc3en
      @Mario-yc3en 7 років тому +14

      Smasher “daily” ugh I wish

    • @charismendes6121
      @charismendes6121 7 років тому

      Mario Treviño

    • @hahafunay6532
      @hahafunay6532 7 років тому +1

      Smasher I

  • @anniedaisydot9811
    @anniedaisydot9811 7 років тому +3652

    Okay, I know it was supposed to be a funny bit but when she said she was a citizen it was really cute how proud she was to say that. Okay bye.

    • @Luke-ih2ep
      @Luke-ih2ep 5 років тому +13

      Annie DaisyDot because America is the best place to live so I would be proud too

    • @jiv2141
      @jiv2141 5 років тому +56

      Pëwdìëpíē 666 is it really though? I mean the gun shootings and safety 😬

    • @specialestness
      @specialestness 5 років тому +19

      # Anonymous if the US is a shitty place millions upon millions wouldn’t be trying to come here.

    • @MySerena94
      @MySerena94 5 років тому +32

      @@specialestness its not a shitty place, but its not the best at all.

    • @CoolDrifty
      @CoolDrifty 5 років тому +1

      @@jiv2141 Thats very rare

  • @jasonnash
    @jasonnash 7 років тому +5803

    Someone who make a mouse that looks like a stapler

  • @alejandrac36
    @alejandrac36 6 років тому +3118

    They should make a merch of chiqui saying "My husband outside" 😂😁

  • @WillemLynn
    @WillemLynn 7 років тому +4521

    I love how Chiqui has no idea what's going on ever, yet she plays along 😂

    • @Tommy-kn1gr
      @Tommy-kn1gr 7 років тому +54

      Willem Lynn She understands English better than you think, she just plays dumb. Watch his last livestream

    • @julemakesyousmile
      @julemakesyousmile 7 років тому +7

      Tommy Lainio think that was Chiquis daughter. He Said that she cleans for him too.

    • @jaredhernandez2313
      @jaredhernandez2313 6 років тому

      Joxygen I wonder if she know English

  • @fawnsfits
    @fawnsfits 7 років тому +4456

    David laughs more in one vlog then I do in my entire life

    • @Renzo-re9ng
      @Renzo-re9ng 7 років тому +1

      King Bardo fuuuuuuuck youuuu!

    • @t-.-t.
      @t-.-t. 7 років тому +2

      Daddy what is it? O.o

    • @maryb1073
      @maryb1073 7 років тому +2

      lmao so true

    • @Renzo-re9ng
      @Renzo-re9ng 7 років тому +2

      xPAISLEEx lmao its nothing scary

    • @Pais_Barzini
      @Pais_Barzini 7 років тому +1

      Daddy Katy's better just sayin

  • @alienperson8055
    @alienperson8055 7 років тому +4303

    You know, if David were to actually be deported and for some reason Liza wouldn't marry him so he could stay in the country, I feel good knowing Jason would.

    • @m1rac1e
      @m1rac1e 7 років тому +90

      Alien Person hahahaha they already argue like a married couple it just needs to be made official. I don't think I've ever seen Liza and David argue on camera but they probably just don't want it on camera. Idk they seem way too cool w/each other honestly it's unreal

    • @helenhraz
      @helenhraz 7 років тому +11

      Alien Person Hahaha i love this comment

    • @allisonmachado3925
      @allisonmachado3925 7 років тому +10

      Alien Person thank you I'm not the only one that thinks that Liza and him should get married they've been together so long. What could go wrong now?

    • @kristenb6613
      @kristenb6613 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @j3ssicab1tch3s
      @j3ssicab1tch3s 7 років тому +12

      Alien Person you can't just marry someone and be a citizen anymore if that's what you're implying

  • @karlahorvat9930
    @karlahorvat9930 6 років тому +383

    Jason’s comedy bits are seriously so underrated.

  • @em8669
    @em8669 7 років тому +5300

    Chiqui is me when I try to pretend that I understand what my teacher is saying....

    • @kimberlygamez9657
      @kimberlygamez9657 7 років тому +11

      EM J SAME😱🤣🤣😭😝

    • @luispinett
      @luispinett 7 років тому +1

      EM J Hey guys real quick I make UA-cam videos! I really wanna hit 3K! Checkout some of my videos if ya can thanks ☺️

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 7 років тому +11

      Luis Torres gtfo

    • @marcorodriguez9497
      @marcorodriguez9497 7 років тому

      cool ep. lol

    • @Michaliey
      @Michaliey 7 років тому +2

      Omg same I'm taking Spanish and this yr it's a Spanish only class and I have no idea what my teacher is saying I just understand like 2 words and kind of get it

  • @siclaliluna3493
    @siclaliluna3493 7 років тому +4350

    My favorite person in the vlog os Chiqui😄🤗

  • @JueGaBuenO
    @JueGaBuenO 7 років тому +2189

    Fucking Jason killed it this vlog

    • @jasonnash
      @jasonnash 7 років тому +160

      Miguel Yebra thank u !

    • @goku9791
      @goku9791 7 років тому +12

      Jason Nash kiss me already

    • @Kim-bb3yl
      @Kim-bb3yl 7 років тому +1

      Miguel Yebra i

    • @sofiabelgiovine2085
      @sofiabelgiovine2085 7 років тому +1

      Jason Nash Hi you're very cool I like your I feel weird shirt it looks like something I'd get myself lmao you've got good fashion sense dude
      I'm late but whatever 🤷‍♀️

    • @uh2626
      @uh2626 7 років тому +16

      He always does

  • @tito2735
    @tito2735 7 років тому +2047

    Hahaha I love how for once Scotty was more important than someone

  • @kulturevulture7233
    @kulturevulture7233 7 років тому +6302

    "Well we build our entire organization on racism" ooh that is some piping hot tea Jason

    • @scarredxangel
      @scarredxangel 7 років тому +45

      Manuel Lopez If its tea disguised as water, that makes it tea. I think you mean water disguised as tea.

    • @toobad9295
      @toobad9295 6 років тому +8

      I loved that hahahaha

    • @merisaveladiz4388
      @merisaveladiz4388 6 років тому +7

      facts

    • @xpla7449
      @xpla7449 5 років тому +6

      @Rahi Le_Shanbi stfu

    • @atmoranskies
      @atmoranskies 5 років тому +3

      @Rahi LehSnabi No it isn't

  • @briannasosa6907
    @briannasosa6907 6 років тому +703

    I love how David doesn’t look down at chiqui because she is the maid, he looks at her like friend. He also doesn’t criticize her English skills or where she comes from. We need more people like this ❤️

    • @Vegaflores
      @Vegaflores 4 роки тому +9

      Brianna Sosa that’s cause he’s not from here his parents have an accent too

    • @ariesash1861
      @ariesash1861 4 роки тому +4

      lmao it’s cause english isn’t his first language either i bet

    • @Widow-Cicada
      @Widow-Cicada 4 роки тому +5

      He’s an immigrant as well.

    • @kikin._.9707
      @kikin._.9707 4 роки тому +1

      why he would criticize her for where she comes from ?

  • @atifahibrahim3542
    @atifahibrahim3542 7 років тому +2431

    Ok Jason, time to propose to David.

  • @trop1calgaming168
    @trop1calgaming168 4 роки тому +138

    3 years later and the Supreme Court decided to keep DACA. Lesss gooo-June 2020

    • @user-rs6sd5ii6c
      @user-rs6sd5ii6c 4 роки тому +10

      Not keep, they have to start over the process to remove it because they didn't get it removed correctly in the SC opinion. It will still be removed.

    • @KADE.7
      @KADE.7 4 роки тому

      Sadly

  • @Nnnnnnnnnnp
    @Nnnnnnnnnnp 7 років тому +2599

    I saw Jason climbing through a window and instantly liked 😂

    • @dorothycox6210
      @dorothycox6210 7 років тому +1

      Dominic Ciccarelli ❤️

    • @juliette475
      @juliette475 7 років тому +35

      Dominic Ciccarelli you are freaking everywhere

    • @Jose-js7ke
      @Jose-js7ke 7 років тому +2

      Jake Paul OMG JAKE!! I love You daddy oh yes daddy ugh!!!!

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 7 років тому +7

      Dominic Ciccarelli fuck off with you and your like bots.

    • @therizzle8327
      @therizzle8327 7 років тому +2

      Dominic Ciccarelli STOP YOURE EVERYWHERE . RESPOND FOR FUCKS SAKE

  • @fernandasv2454
    @fernandasv2454 7 років тому +1069

    I love chiqui

    • @al-cs9fe
      @al-cs9fe 7 років тому +27

      fernanda sv chiqui*

    • @sveeves
      @sveeves 7 років тому

      fernanda sv ik me too

    • @butchekz4114
      @butchekz4114 7 років тому +4

      I read this after Fernando edited his comment and I was very confused

    • @gxs4885
      @gxs4885 7 років тому +1

      fernanda sv me too , she’s so funny.

    • @arjelly7641
      @arjelly7641 7 років тому

      fernanda sv me too

  • @dokyumkim4087
    @dokyumkim4087 7 років тому +557

    DAVID, I'M ALSO A DREAMER! I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT MY FAVORITE UA-camR WOULD BE AS WELL! PLEASE ALL DREAMERS UNITE! WE CAN NOT GO DOWN LIKE THIS !
    I'm 19 y/o and I've been living in the US since I was one. I grew up in America. We all grew up in America. Children under the DACA program go through background checks and they have to be SPOTLESS in order for us to be qualified. Although I am so grateful to be able to work and get a driver's license, there are still so many things we cannot do! Most DACA students can't even attend college because any kind of government funded financial aid, including grants or loans are not given to us. I am blessed and privileged enough to attend college, but with the cost of every penny my parents have saved. They have sacrificed everything for me and it would BREAK MY HEART if everything they worked for was to be thrown away. Please, please, please, even if this does not have any affiliation with you, please support us.
    WE CONTRIBUTE TO THE COMMUNITY AND ECONOMY AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE!! WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
    Edit: Love to all of my fellow Dreamers. Stay strong ❤

    • @jdnwls
      @jdnwls 7 років тому +13

      Will Kim this made me tear up.. my heart goes out to you and your family

    • @elliecruz2709
      @elliecruz2709 7 років тому

      Will Kim sh

    • @kayley7606
      @kayley7606 7 років тому +9

      Will Kim Hopefully Tuesday will bring you good news! I'm so sorry you're going through this. My husband has daca and the thought of losing him and our daughter growing up without him has me full of fear and heartbreak, but I'm holding out hope.

    • @pinkmilkshake1971
      @pinkmilkshake1971 7 років тому +3

      Stay strong

    • @luijanu2990
      @luijanu2990 7 років тому

      Will Kim i

  • @WelshyAutomotive
    @WelshyAutomotive 4 роки тому +824

    "We built our entire organization on racism"
    Me: no, no hes got a point.

    • @getthesoap1003
      @getthesoap1003 4 роки тому +6

      Not really

    • @bharat4216
      @bharat4216 4 роки тому +2

      MHSoapyBOI isn’t it tho?

    • @getthesoap1003
      @getthesoap1003 4 роки тому +10

      Bharat it isn’t, the media made it seem like it was though.

    • @theemeraldhammer2788
      @theemeraldhammer2788 4 роки тому +2

      Like seriously more white poepl die than black people also what has donald trump said raciat

    • @Nicole-pn7em
      @Nicole-pn7em 4 роки тому

      He kinda does

  • @JasonHibono
    @JasonHibono 7 років тому +666

    That ICE bit hahaha

  • @nancyparada7651
    @nancyparada7651 7 років тому +131

    Watching David talk about DACA was amazing. Even as a comedy bit he wanted people to know how much he actually cares and how important it is to him. You don't realize how many people depend on it until you meet someone who has it.

    • @cynthiaaguilarxoxo
      @cynthiaaguilarxoxo 7 років тому +3

      Nancy Parada same here. As a daca recipient I really appreciate him help bring awareness to the issue, yes even if it for a bit. Lol love you David! Hugs from Houston

  • @fawnsfits
    @fawnsfits 7 років тому +2417

    I'm a simple person I see Chiqui I click

    • @helgakoshy5635
      @helgakoshy5635 7 років тому +10

      Jake Paul fuck u fake

    • @Reem-le8vk
      @Reem-le8vk 7 років тому +18

      helga yes spit on him helga go helga

    • @sophies.861
      @sophies.861 7 років тому +4

      Fawn Jacques YESSSS CHIQUI

  • @souphieouphie
    @souphieouphie 7 років тому +1229

    Guys stop telling David to marry Liza
    Clearly he can marry Alex

    • @nolol4603
      @nolol4603 6 років тому +6

      Okay.Whatever omg😂

    • @bluemob733
      @bluemob733 4 роки тому +3

      Ella Tobacco Omg move on it’s been over 2 years

    • @mvpmongo8675
      @mvpmongo8675 4 роки тому +5

      Okay.Whatever the true reasoning behind him marrying Jason’s mom

  • @DuckingAround
    @DuckingAround 7 років тому +579

    lol part of me thinks she speaks perfect english

    • @jalishiaellis
      @jalishiaellis 7 років тому +35

      Ducking Around she just doesn't give a shit about anyone but Todd😂 so she goes "no" "ah yes"

    • @roisinshields215
      @roisinshields215 7 років тому +8

      Do any of us though?

    • @CourtneyyyJanee
      @CourtneyyyJanee 7 років тому +43

      Ducking Around I’m pretty sure she does. In one of his Live.me broadcasts when his house got broken into they were talking to each other fine. And I think he said she does that just for the bits.

    • @brooklyn8386
      @brooklyn8386 7 років тому +21

      I think she understands most but can't speak it that well

  • @thefluffyking5769
    @thefluffyking5769 7 років тому +559

    If you do get deported and Liza doesn't marry you David, atleast we know Jason would

  • @arlo54
    @arlo54 7 років тому +1526

    Us: David has a perfect reason to marry lizza now
    David: *marries Jason or bignik*
    Edit: wow I didn't think i'd get so many likes 😂

    • @almucasas4843
      @almucasas4843 7 років тому +10

      panic at the pilots So true 😂😂😂

    • @dracocor4347
      @dracocor4347 7 років тому +4

      He just cant take a hint

    • @SkullsRules1
      @SkullsRules1 7 років тому +33

      I find comfort knowing that he has like 5+ marriage options.

    • @ina5244
      @ina5244 7 років тому +9

      panic at the pilots or Chiqui

    • @AJ-tq7bx
      @AJ-tq7bx 7 років тому +1

      XD

  • @erincc957
    @erincc957 6 років тому +310

    "This whole organization was built on racism" preach

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 5 років тому +4

      Then why do the illegal immigrants wanna be here so much? The real reason is because of weak, tolerant, social justice wanting people like you love illegals exploiting American citizens.

    • @cinthyaramirez7765
      @cinthyaramirez7765 5 років тому +34

      Person we do all the hard work stfu and go eat ur apples that an undocumented immigrant picked for your ungrateful ass

    • @kade1656
      @kade1656 5 років тому +4

      @@Trunks391 relax. Lets just watch the vlog.

    • @urmomlol6988
      @urmomlol6988 4 роки тому

      Person well tbf is they’re here illegally then they shouldn’t be in America right

    • @psychotic6708
      @psychotic6708 4 роки тому

      Cinthya Ramirez okay you pick apples. Great shit, doesn’t make being illegal, (yes I said illegal like...against the law), right.

  • @chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821
    @chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821 7 років тому +589

    i was watching the vlogs with my mom last night and josh came on the screen and my mom said "hey hes an actor" and i said "yeah josh peck" and she goes ".....and this is what hes doing with his life now??" 😂😂

  • @tainonaiboa8289
    @tainonaiboa8289 7 років тому +1248

    David, I am from Slovakia and I moved to the United States when I was three years old. I am in DACA too and that's the only thing keeping me here. I usually don't want UA-camrs to get involved in politics, but if you can speak out about the removal of DACA, it would mean a lot to all the Dreamers. I am honestly scared because America is my home and I might have that taken away from me. You have a big following and influence; you can help people spread awareness and show who removing the DACA program will really affect.
    ____________________________
    David, som zo Slovenska a keď som mal tri roky, presťahoval som sa do Spojených štátov. Som tiež v DACA a to je jediné, čo ma tu drží. Zvyčajne nechcem, aby sa UA-camrs zapojili do politiky, ale ak môžete hovoriť o odstránení DACA, znamenalo by to veľa pre všetkých Dreamers. Som úprimne vystrašený, pretože Amerika je môj domov a možno by som to odviedol odo mňa. Máte veľké sledovanie a vplyv, môžete pomôcť ľuďom šíriť povedomie a ktorí odstránenie programu DACA skutočne ovplyvnia.
    Edit: I know this is google translate, I cant speak slovak because my parents never taught me it so I can live the "american life"
    Edit: Trump has officially ended DACA with a 6 month delay. We are going to try and become citizens before then, hopefully.

    • @blckbun
      @blckbun 7 років тому +4

      Fangirl Productions lol

    • @SalvadorXX98
      @SalvadorXX98 7 років тому +107

      "I usually don't like youtubers to get involved in politics unless those policies affect me."

    • @klaraxkat_k6454
      @klaraxkat_k6454 7 років тому +7

      Taino Naiboa I'm from Slovakia and live in England, I've found my people 😎

    • @tainonaiboa8289
      @tainonaiboa8289 7 років тому +19

      kosher lol true....I dont like youtubers to get into politics even if it affects me...but this affects david too and he can really help out

    • @tainonaiboa8289
      @tainonaiboa8289 7 років тому +21

      Jake Lord -_-

  • @sumaira.h.n236
    @sumaira.h.n236 7 років тому +764

    Next video: "Marrying dad to save myself from deportation"

  • @lolomcchicken
    @lolomcchicken 5 років тому +56

    “You and me, La Migra” IM CACKLING

  • @OwenSimpsonUK
    @OwenSimpsonUK 7 років тому +482

    Jason is looking older as time goes on but he also gets funnier so I'm not complaining

  • @DISHWASHINGLICKWID
    @DISHWASHINGLICKWID 7 років тому +309

    chiqui running from jason is me running from my responsibilities

    • @jaygarcia448
      @jaygarcia448 7 років тому +1

      DISHWASHINGLICKWID lmao

    • @gxs4885
      @gxs4885 7 років тому +1

      DISHWASHINGLICKWID 😂😂😂

  • @crystalthompson9828
    @crystalthompson9828 7 років тому +320

    The only way David can really stay in this country (seeing the way things are now) is if he marries Liza because she is a U.S. citizen. But David really loves Liza and I think that's one of the reasons why he hasn't asked her to marry him yet. I don't think he wants Liza to think they're only getting married so he can stay here. But even then, Liza ultimately has the choice if they even do get married. Just because David and Liza get married doesn't automatically mean David is a U.S. citizen. Liza has to request his citizenship because of their marriage. They can just be married and David can still not be a citizen, which brings me back to why they haven't gotten married yet. I'm pretty sure David knows that automatically marrying Liza would not mean he's an official U.S. citizen. They're probably not married for a bunch of other reasons, too, such as maybe they think they're too young or maybe they want to wait until they both think they're ready. WHO KNOWS. I'M JUST ANALYZING AND TRYING TO HELP FIGURE IT OUT.

    • @ejleoz21
      @ejleoz21 7 років тому +7

      Crystal Thompson who wasnt bothered to read this shit?

    • @hayleypdowd
      @hayleypdowd 7 років тому +2

      I'm sure his LAWYER has it covered.

    • @crystalthompson9828
      @crystalthompson9828 7 років тому +3

      I'm sure he does, who knows. I WAS JUST SAYING.

    • @babiebun000
      @babiebun000 7 років тому

      ejleoz21 me lmao

    • @ameliacain1911
      @ameliacain1911 7 років тому +2

      hayleypdowd No he didn't he talked about it on his podcast that there was nothing he could do

  • @luly1998
    @luly1998 7 років тому +31

    Honestly this just made me love you even more! I'm also in DACA and it's great to see someone with such a huge fan base actually talk about these things and bring light to it. A lot of people don't know what DACA is and it's great that you're showing them!

  • @Dalunatic23
    @Dalunatic23 7 років тому +382

    I'm so happy David has finally talked about him being a DACA recipient, there are many like him in America who will be affected if it gets removed by Trump. I'm glad he is using his influence to being light to the issue even though it is for a punch line.

    • @Musicneversleeps4827
      @Musicneversleeps4827 7 років тому +20

      Dalunatic23 omg as a daca recipient.....i was soo happy to see that there are soo many of us who are successful and good people....David Dobrik is my favorite UA-camr and it makes me so happy to know that he's just like me and all the DACA recipients ♡♡

    • @thiagoaires
      @thiagoaires 7 років тому +11

      Dalunatic23 he already had been talking about his situation a long time ago on the podcasts

    • @boshlovely2002
      @boshlovely2002 7 років тому +3

      Dalunatic23
      Could someone explain to me what a DACA recipient is

    • @Christina-lv1vf
      @Christina-lv1vf 7 років тому +1

      Brad Geffrard DACA allows illegal immigrants that came to the US as minors get a work permit to stay and a 2yr period of deferred action from deportation

    • @Maria-qo5ew
      @Maria-qo5ew 7 років тому

      Brad Geffrard DACA is Deferred Action for Child Arrivals...it's protection and a work permit for children of immigrants that were brought when thy were you g but Donald Trump might end that program taking away that protection

  • @mariamejia4495
    @mariamejia4495 7 років тому +955

    oh crap I never knew David was an immigrant and I've never felt related to him more then I do right now

    • @Tamarinarose
      @Tamarinarose 7 років тому +60

      wtf^

    • @mariamejia4495
      @mariamejia4495 7 років тому +32

      When tf did I even state about papers, all I said was immigrants.

    • @mariamejia4495
      @mariamejia4495 7 років тому +16

      good thing I was born in the USA???

    • @Tamarinarose
      @Tamarinarose 7 років тому +31

      "a real american" way to make americans look great👍🏼

    • @mariamejia4495
      @mariamejia4495 7 років тому +46

      Jake Lord its your kind of people who disgust me, you make america look stupid

  • @karinaescalona5143
    @karinaescalona5143 7 років тому +569

    Where's Todd's tattoo? YOU PROMISED

  • @ashglz2202
    @ashglz2202 6 років тому +29

    " my husband ousside " gotta love chiqui

  • @OliverMoy
    @OliverMoy 7 років тому +1359

    If David gets deported, I'll get deported with him, so my time zone will be the same as his, and I can watch his vlogs every other day in my bed with pop tarts next to me.

    • @OliverMoy
      @OliverMoy 7 років тому +41

      It's a hard knock life

    • @maddywall
      @maddywall 7 років тому +6

      Oliver Moy I would be so hard to make a good Vlog without Jason and all them

    • @alexandriareid6567
      @alexandriareid6567 7 років тому +6

      ^ Don't click
      Why?
      It's fake

    • @brooklyn8386
      @brooklyn8386 7 років тому +2

      I'll get deported back to slovakia too💀 Bratislava here I come

    • @ambermarks79
      @ambermarks79 7 років тому +6

      I like pop tarts

  • @aaronblackwell6245
    @aaronblackwell6245 7 років тому +121

    David Dobrik vlogs: destroying racisms one Jason Nash improvised joke at a time

  • @jennazacher4884
    @jennazacher4884 7 років тому +21

    I love how chiqui runs it is adorable (sorry if i mispelt anything) She is hilarious😂😂

  • @RayhartTwins
    @RayhartTwins 7 років тому +273

    *David should just marry Liza and then he won't get deported* 😂

    • @chloeg.404
      @chloeg.404 7 років тому +20

      Rayhart Twins tbh that might be his only choice

    • @zamanthamartinez6385
      @zamanthamartinez6385 7 років тому +8

      Rayhart Twins marry liza and have kids, thats more secure than just marrying liza lmaoo

    • @darkghosts115
      @darkghosts115 7 років тому +2

      Gabe Duncan it is his only choice

    • @alyssap339
      @alyssap339 7 років тому +1

      This comment was so good I subscribed

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 7 років тому

      Rayhart Twins that's what my friend did for his girlfriend. He did not want to marry her, but he did not have a choice.

  • @emmaj44431
    @emmaj44431 7 років тому +674

    Is anyone else in the US because of DACA??It is comforting to know you're not alone during such a scary time 😢

    • @Musicneversleeps4827
      @Musicneversleeps4827 7 років тому +49

      im a dreamer too, none of us are alone :)

    • @marianalovexo05
      @marianalovexo05 7 років тому +42

      Jake Lord dick

    • @tripledeluxeguy
      @tripledeluxeguy 7 років тому +5

      Jake Lord lol I can't wait for all of them to realize they need to have a legal reason to be here if they aren't a citizen or tourist. *10/10*

    • @juminhan904
      @juminhan904 7 років тому +42

      Well obviously when your people invaded the new world (which already has Natives living there) you didn't have a legit reason to stay , also you can atleast try to write formally because then it just makes you look ignorant which you are since your thinking is clouded by others people's opinion.

    • @emmaj44431
      @emmaj44431 7 років тому +39

      Jake Lord you do realize you are from a different country too???No one is 100% American lmao

  • @pibrrat
    @pibrrat 7 років тому +263

    David: "3 2 1 whip! Alex?"
    Alex: "Well fuck you."
    BAHAHAHAHAH IM SO HAPPY ALEX IS BACK😂❤️

    • @yesseniadiaz534
      @yesseniadiaz534 7 років тому +6

      Omg I wish I could get your sweater but I can't afford it

    • @jalishiaellis
      @jalishiaellis 7 років тому +1

      pibrrat he's been in the last few blogs where have you been. not the last one where David fangirled over Drake and Josh but ones before that😂 he wasn't gone why do people keep saying that

  • @blackmarketdiy9963
    @blackmarketdiy9963 6 років тому +8

    Why was that “metal patient on a day trip to the hotel” bit the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen?

  • @safiya8928
    @safiya8928 7 років тому +128

    When I saw the title I immediately thought "oh David, what did you do now?"

  • @lyalllunicec-1379
    @lyalllunicec-1379 7 років тому +343

    I need to hear David speaking Slovak ! Any other Slovak or Czech people hiding in the comments?

    • @dwuddle
      @dwuddle 7 років тому +2

      I'm from the US but my great great grandparents came from Czechoslovakia! I would really like to visit both Czech Republic and Slovakia one day

    • @lyalllunicec-1379
      @lyalllunicec-1379 7 років тому +3

      Matt Murdock Cool! You definitely should! Especially Prague is very charming :-)

    • @lyalllunicec-1379
      @lyalllunicec-1379 7 років тому

      Desiree Nice, I've been there this summer :-) l've seen the Hardegg Burg and I loved it :-)

    • @miruska1594
      @miruska1594 7 років тому

      Yes!😍

    • @klaraxkat_k6454
      @klaraxkat_k6454 7 років тому +1

      E V 100% Slovakian bred

  • @hansikka794
    @hansikka794 7 років тому +293

    Jason repping that Kristen merch💁🏻

  • @susananaranjo2696
    @susananaranjo2696 6 років тому +59

    Jason spitting truth on ICE at the end

  • @Cadenza93
    @Cadenza93 7 років тому +95

    David, I'm a DACA recipient as well. The last few days have been hell with my future being unknown. I just came across your videos today and I was cracking up. When you said you were a DACA holder my heart broke a little. Thank you so much for keeping your enthusiasm high with your comedy. I hope there's a good outcome for us!
    Totally subscribing!

    • @lindahashem9281
      @lindahashem9281 4 роки тому +8

      The Fool On the Hill Ik this is old but I just wanna say I hope u have a bright future no matter what happens/has happened, and idk if u believe in God but if u do then plz don’t lose faith in His plan, everything happens for a reason. Take care💕

  • @ayahotoom1147
    @ayahotoom1147 7 років тому +786

    David: I'm gonna get deported
    Me: JUST FUCKING MARRY LIZA!!!

    • @sheldoncooper4204
      @sheldoncooper4204 7 років тому +13

      ayah otoom the marriage has to last 2 years before David can apply for a green card

    • @mambowjumbow
      @mambowjumbow 7 років тому +44

      Sheldon Cooper nope, not true. He has to be married for at least two years to get the 10 year green card. If less than two then he will get the 2 year green card and have to apply again to take of the conditions.

    • @ayahotoom1147
      @ayahotoom1147 7 років тому +1

      that's right

    • @heyitsme1812
      @heyitsme1812 7 років тому

      ayah otoom YES

    • @danytiger373
      @danytiger373 7 років тому +6

      Lauren Adams If they love each other, their love with withstand deportation and the waiting period for him to get back to her LEGALLY. It's the right thing to do. This way they can live with peace of mind and have children without any fear. Marrying someone simply for a green card is not only as unromantic as it gets, but it's stupid, dangerous and people almost always get caught. Educate yourself before you start throwing out quick fixes. They are both too bright and smart to try and do things the easy/illegal way. Give them more credit than that.

  • @OutlawNoah
    @OutlawNoah 7 років тому +110

    I swear to god if Chiqui gets deported I will riot in the fucking streets. She is a blessing.

    • @loganbiedermann2918
      @loganbiedermann2918 7 років тому +15

      Outlaw Noah yeah but you heard her: she's an actual legal citizen, David is the one on a visa

    • @loganbiedermann2918
      @loganbiedermann2918 7 років тому +1

      Look into BACA bc if it ends, it's what will send David to Slovakia

    • @roisinshields215
      @roisinshields215 7 років тому

      He isn't from there though? Just born there?

  • @isabelle4620
    @isabelle4620 6 років тому +37

    Bring back chiqui we haven’t seen her in months!!!!!

  • @DISHWASHINGLICKWID
    @DISHWASHINGLICKWID 7 років тому +78

    IDK HOW THIS HAPPENED BUT HOW DID JASON NASH BECOME MY FAV IN THE VLOGS LMAOAOOAOA

    • @hayila_pilots5504
      @hayila_pilots5504 7 років тому +3

      DISHWASHINGLICKWID OMG that just reminded me of when Jason first started entering the vlogs little by little each day and everyone was hating on him, thinking what he did was serious

  • @sorayac1306
    @sorayac1306 7 років тому +63

    Honestly, David is legit the best UA-camr! Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks so?

  • @lydiagmit
    @lydiagmit 7 років тому +189

    i love your vlogs so much

    • @ayanamoreno1158
      @ayanamoreno1158 7 років тому +1

      Whoever is reading this comment should add me on snap ( ayana.moreno ) we can start a streak or just talk (;

    • @TheVlogTheory
      @TheVlogTheory 7 років тому

      Same 😂 I've been vlogging for 8 years and he's better than me.

  • @elenaruiz893
    @elenaruiz893 7 років тому

    Best moments in the vlogs, Chiqui moments, Carlita, pranks, anything drake and josh, and Alex and Liza in general

  • @VanessaBlanco
    @VanessaBlanco 7 років тому +1161

    Wait is David serious?

    • @tonylatham6146
      @tonylatham6146 7 років тому +17

      Vanessa Blanco that's what I wanna know!!

    • @idkc250
      @idkc250 7 років тому +208

      Vanessa Blanco yeah he talked all about it in one of the podcasts

    • @gisellecano2400
      @gisellecano2400 7 років тому +40

      Vanessa Blanco he is

    • @KrustyPangolin
      @KrustyPangolin 7 років тому +80

      Yes unfortunately

    • @ItsLilFergie
      @ItsLilFergie 7 років тому +97

      Vanessa Blanco yes, he talks about it more in his podcast

  • @doreeniida
    @doreeniida 7 років тому +1248

    THEY NEED TO MAKE MERCH THAT SAYS "MY HUSBAND OUTSIDE!!" edit: didn't expect this to get so many likes😂💕

  • @wakisiffredi9193
    @wakisiffredi9193 7 років тому +297

    If Jason was really loyal to David, he would propose to him

    • @cifar10
      @cifar10 7 років тому +6

      Wouldn't be surpised if he had already done that at some point.

  • @lauracabrera8257
    @lauracabrera8257 5 років тому +22

    David, please make a video about your story about DACA. You will be such a big help for all of dreamers. People needs to be inform about the program and have a closer feeling of how it feels to be DACAmented.

  • @aykerajean-jacques4917
    @aykerajean-jacques4917 7 років тому +30

    Get david to 5 MILLION !!

    • @ravenjwls55
      @ravenjwls55 7 років тому +1

      Keraa J yesss 🙌🏽

  • @alexiad9307
    @alexiad9307 7 років тому +324

    Okay but DACA is honestly very important & so many young people depend on it to stay and work and study in the U.S. for themselves or their family. It makes me so sad that "the President" will take that away. I was only 3 years old when I came here. It wasn't my desicion but I'm glad my parents brought me here. It's really sad & if anyone of you guys can help in some way please do!!!!!!!!! ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

    • @maria-sp9rt
      @maria-sp9rt 7 років тому +30

      Jake Lord You're not American either, idiot. You do realize that y'all came to America, killed a bunch of people, and took it for yourselves? Your ancestors were immigrants.

    • @factguy4608
      @factguy4608 7 років тому

      Jake Lord America was colonized by the Spanish AKA the people you're building wall next to.

    • @jonathanjimenez7983
      @jonathanjimenez7983 7 років тому

      Maria Nikolakakos Its called conquering land, and if you dont know most of the land was uninhabited till the migrants came.

    • @maria-sp9rt
      @maria-sp9rt 7 років тому +2

      Jonathan 😂😂😂😂um Native Americans??? You're sticking up for an idiot

    • @Teckoh
      @Teckoh 7 років тому +3

      There's nothing wrong with immigrants, only ILLEGAL immigrants. I hope all the illegals get arrested and thrown into Mexico where they belong.

  • @lauraj.7343
    @lauraj.7343 7 років тому +24

    sometimes i wonder what jason's kids are gonna think when they finally watch the vlogs.
    "hey do you remember when dad got thrown out of that frat party at age 40?"

  • @GoLeafs03
    @GoLeafs03 4 роки тому +1

    Jason has to be the funniest dude. He def makes davids vlogs great

  • @yaneliandrade453
    @yaneliandrade453 7 років тому +79

    It makes me so happy that David speaks out about DACA . I never thought that David Dobrik would be in the same group of thousands of DACA recipients! I my self have DACA and it has given me so many opportunities. & yes DACA is in danger of being taken away form us but I pray for the stay of DACA 💪🏼

    • @javierferrero6962
      @javierferrero6962 7 років тому +1

      I don't think he actually is in DACA

    • @emilynguyen1225
      @emilynguyen1225 7 років тому

      Javier Ferrero why would he make it up then 🤔

    • @javierferrero6962
      @javierferrero6962 7 років тому +1

      Emily Nguyen to shed light on the topic and/or for views...plus I tought he was from Vernon Hills

    • @vanessacamacho660
      @vanessacamacho660 7 років тому +1

      Javier Ferrero he is but he was born in Slovakia

  • @zh5566
    @zh5566 7 років тому +57

    Who else wants to see Carmelita meet Carlos?

  • @JaneD559
    @JaneD559 7 років тому +814

    Bing bing bong

  • @jacquelynnekiser3668
    @jacquelynnekiser3668 7 років тому

    i really love Bailey [ the bunny ofc ] its soo adorable and looks soo fluffy and i just want to pet it.

  • @jalishiaellis
    @jalishiaellis 7 років тому +31

    i stopped watching the "important videos" playlist for this. it better be worth it David

  • @lunan6768
    @lunan6768 7 років тому +36

    I am too a DACA holder and I'm honestly very scared. I want to get to go to college. My parents and I don't have anything in Mexico, we left that all behind when I was one and half years old. I've been in the U.S. just like David my whole life and if this thing that is keeping us in the states ends, I don't know what will happen. But I'm glad I have these vids to distract myself from all the negativity that is happening in the world right now.

    • @andreavalenzuela4534
      @andreavalenzuela4534 7 років тому +6

      Brenda Guzman Luna hey me too, i'm so terrified. hope fully trump keeps DACA

    • @joeynunez44
      @joeynunez44 7 років тому

      Did you two come to the US with a Visa or illegal??

    • @lunan6768
      @lunan6768 7 років тому

      No visa. I don't have one. So I'd probably say illegal if that means like crossing the border. Cuz I know David came in with a visa since he's from Slovakia.

    • @hayleypdowd
      @hayleypdowd 7 років тому +2

      Its so unfair. It wasn't your choice to come here, so you didn't do anything wrong, and this is the only place you've ever known. Repealing DACA is OBJECTIVELY wrong. OBJECTIVELY. There is no other side on this.

  • @TmTPro
    @TmTPro 7 років тому +13

    Jason killed it in this video

  • @lexscher
    @lexscher 6 років тому +2

    rewatching the vlogs in 2019 *in bold*

  • @krista.bear_
    @krista.bear_ 7 років тому +1626

    Too much Scotty, too little Alex

    • @windowlotion3068
      @windowlotion3068 7 років тому +199

      krista_uke enough Scotty , not enough alex

    • @alivias24
      @alivias24 7 років тому +22

      krista_uke Alex only likes to be in the video if it is a scripted part, he likes to but on a show. I'm not saying all parts were Alex is in the blogs that it is scripted, I'm just saying most of it

    • @karlav.8572
      @karlav.8572 6 років тому +2

      krista damn that’s fucked lmao

  • @lewisgames1236
    @lewisgames1236 7 років тому +53

    Wow Jason Nash is the first 80year old who kinda knows how to use the internet

  • @garrettbrando9841
    @garrettbrando9841 7 років тому +17

    "I understand...I understand...I don't know."
    *Chiqui is literally me in class* 👌

  • @chelseahartung853
    @chelseahartung853 7 років тому

    i honestly love Heath so much he is the highlight of davids vlogs. Like not trying to be rude but Heath is the only reason i watch.

  • @_zoei.101
    @_zoei.101 7 років тому +162

    If David gets deported I think the whole internet world will go mad!!!! Including me!!!!

    • @ejleoz21
      @ejleoz21 7 років тому +2

      Zoei Brown he going to either stay in Slovakia or go to England or Australia. If he goes England im happy coss.. higher cuhance of me in the vlogs

    • @chickennugget-kk4ry
      @chickennugget-kk4ry 7 років тому

      he gotta come to Australia

    • @gregorydixon569
      @gregorydixon569 7 років тому

      ejleoz21 what makes you think your just gunna show up in the vlog cuz u live there lol.

  • @trinityprice2727
    @trinityprice2727 7 років тому +64

    Yes David hit that whip 😂
    Seriously you should enter whipers got talent 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sophies.861
      @sophies.861 7 років тому

      Trinity price from who though 😂

  • @skylerhinkle
    @skylerhinkle 7 років тому +12

    DAVID IS ABOUT TO HIT 5 MILL

  • @jasengalatnski4180
    @jasengalatnski4180 5 років тому +89

    When you realise David dobrik married Jason's mom to get citizenship

    • @ziptiegarage3075
      @ziptiegarage3075 5 років тому +6

      You don't get citizenship status in the US after marriage it take 3 years of continuous marriage with 1 spouse to get naturalization

    • @BluePotatoHead
      @BluePotatoHead 3 роки тому

      Hey didn’t

  • @abbytripp467
    @abbytripp467 7 років тому +133

    David is probably happy that he's getting deported because it's great clickbait 😂

    • @roisinshields215
      @roisinshields215 7 років тому +26

      Its not clickbait if he means it! And his siblings have to stay and him and his parents will have to leave for maybe years, hoping to get citenzen ship. And they could take their other children with them but that is so expensive and hard on the children so they probably wont. Its fucking heart breaking.

  • @zoecantor
    @zoecantor 7 років тому +624

    can you please use the drake and josh theme song for your next outro?
    -everyone who is subscribed to you❤️

    • @carolinesamaan5719
      @carolinesamaan5719 7 років тому +4

      he has before

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 7 років тому +4

      Zoe C YES

    • @zoecantor
      @zoecantor 7 років тому

      Caroline Samaan it's the thought that counts

    • @Puppy1625
      @Puppy1625 7 років тому +1

      Zoe C YEAAASSSSS

    • @ayanamoreno1158
      @ayanamoreno1158 7 років тому +2

      Whoever is reading this comment should add me on snap ( ayana.moreno ) we can start a streak or just talk (;

  • @lexclem16
    @lexclem16 7 років тому +41

    i ❤️ chiqui

  • @nataliemonks581
    @nataliemonks581 7 років тому +180

    If david gets deported he can always come to Englang and live in my basment☺

  • @lisale6324
    @lisale6324 7 років тому +677

    Chiqui or Consuela???
    Who's gonna win maid wars?

    • @devinjm007
      @devinjm007 7 років тому +10

      Who's conseula

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 7 років тому +22

      Carmelita would win it, sleeping with the judges~

    • @welcomehome1961
      @welcomehome1961 7 років тому +2

      MJM good answer 🖒🖒🖒

    • @ysf8650
      @ysf8650 7 років тому +1

      Lisa Le CHIlULA

    • @lisale6324
      @lisale6324 7 років тому +2

      MJM 😭😭😭😭

  • @KalidRobledo
    @KalidRobledo 7 років тому +1349

    Why instead of commenting telling David to marry Liza why don't we try and Defend DACA and help the thousands of people that are in David's situation?!? #DefendDACA

    • @blckbun
      @blckbun 7 років тому +7

      KALID ROBLEDO #DefendDACA

    • @kayladt25
      @kayladt25 7 років тому +17

      KALID ROBLEDO because starting a hashtag won't do anything. I'm not saying he should marry Liza he should only do that cause they are ready, but #DefendDACA won't do much

    • @KalidRobledo
      @KalidRobledo 7 років тому +12

      Kayla T getting your voice heard is something.

    • @carter6074
      @carter6074 7 років тому +36

      A hashtag won't do much, this is Trump we're talking about. He doesn't understand the concept of numbers. The whole America could riot and Trump would say it was only 3 people, with a leader like this who's blinded to truth and reality, who's entire campaign is nothing but an effort to undo every good thing Obama did as revenge, I'd say America is royally screwed.

    • @Musicneversleeps4827
      @Musicneversleeps4827 7 років тому +1

      KALID ROBLEDO FACTS!! 💯

  • @MadisonisntShye
    @MadisonisntShye 4 роки тому +1

    OMG JASON IS THE ORIGINAL KAREN “I’d like to speak to you manager” 2:25

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G 7 років тому +2026

    DAVID PLEEEEEEASE BE AN ADVOCATE FOR DREAMERS YOU'RE SUCCESS IS A RESULT OF YOU LIVING IN AMERICA THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU FUCK THAT YOU'RE HERE TO STAY

    • @emilyatilano5527
      @emilyatilano5527 7 років тому +23

      WeReallyOutHereBaby get this post to the top so he can see it !

    • @danij1586
      @danij1586 7 років тому +4

      Do a search on dreamers who are criminals. Don't be lazy. Go find the ones who rape little girls, join gangs, assault people, have weapons charges, commit murder. Yeah, those are the ones Trump and the rest of the 80% of the USA want gone.

    • @wendisolorzano1595
      @wendisolorzano1595 7 років тому +67

      Dani D i thought they didn't accept those who had criminal records and gang affiliated?

    • @adeenasaldin1067
      @adeenasaldin1067 7 років тому +75

      Dani D like Wendi said they do background searches/ school searches and literally check everything before they give you DACA status. Yes, there are ways around it but most Dreamers are the ones with the highest potential in "making America great again" so I really don't understand what Trump wants to do except tear down everyone

    • @mimasroom
      @mimasroom 7 років тому +59

      wendi solorzano yeah you're right, they need a SPOTLESS record. This person doesn't know what they're talking about lmao to apply for daca you gotta pay a 500$ application and even then you can still be denied if they find you're not qualified.

  • @ld4463
    @ld4463 7 років тому +9

    Got too happy when I head Ally's song at the end🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @nicolecastro7013
    @nicolecastro7013 7 років тому +7

    I really don't know why but as a harmonizer when I heard "look at us now" at 4:10 I cried 😭I'm so proud of ally 😭

  • @bruhitscookie8090
    @bruhitscookie8090 7 років тому +1

    I love how everyone is so happy to wear the other roommates merch and show it off.

  • @joseuriel8140
    @joseuriel8140 7 років тому +4

    I never get bored of his vlogs❤️

  • @Adrian-rc4vf
    @Adrian-rc4vf 7 років тому +8

    Can chiki make her own UA-cam channel? I love her

  • @locostasia
    @locostasia 7 років тому +670

    David should marry Jason because Jason is single because he's divorce ++ lots of content on UA-cam.

    • @madisonmeyer2494
      @madisonmeyer2494 7 років тому +7

      Joseph Monaco or lizza

    • @joshuawilliamdun2950
      @joshuawilliamdun2950 7 років тому +51

      Or he could just marry Liza bc that would actually make sense.

    • @vendetta2968
      @vendetta2968 7 років тому +12

      Or maybe Liza be if he married Jason that would upset the balance of UA-cam Diza fanfic writers and possibly the world

    • @cirese2570
      @cirese2570 7 років тому +8

      By jason u mean lizzza theen yas

    • @Jennifer-dj5qt
      @Jennifer-dj5qt 7 років тому +8

      Joseph Monaco or liza could...

  • @karenguevara8413
    @karenguevara8413 6 років тому +4

    David talking about this actully made me more happy becuase its a serious thing in my family

  • @wanderluhst551
    @wanderluhst551 7 років тому +46

    3:09 me in class :)

    • @ravenjwls55
      @ravenjwls55 7 років тому

      ImMorber 😂😂😂😂 I don't know shit in class either

    • @wanderluhst551
      @wanderluhst551 7 років тому

      Nahallah Champagne makes it relatable :)

    • @marifera7300
      @marifera7300 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Divio18
      @Divio18 7 років тому +1

      I think you mean 3:04 XD