I love how Doug was just trying to annoy Parkzer with the whole “criminal” label, only for Parkzer to realize that he could actually be classified as a criminal on a technicality.
Parkser is hilarious because he's cultivated an internet identity about being a deadpan, humorless pedant who plays really well with dougdoug being actually fucking insane and i love how we get to see parkser accidentally playing into doug's dramatics here because his need to be technically accurate accidentally gave Doug permission to label him as a "famous hacker and reformed criminal with a gun" Doug tries so hard to make this parody of a straightman seem like a psychotic madman and Parkser's now in a situation where he can't flatly dismiss it by stating obvious facts
"I realised I would never achive neighborhood dominance with a small super soaker, so I just whipped out the hose" - Parkzer. How is this man not the president of the United States yet
"I fought a world renowned criminal assassin" " I used science to compete against this alien" "Defeating the president in a Minecraft 1v1" "I cooked steak for someone from another universe!"
@InsidiousClouds mentioning parkzer by name is generally not a good move though because only dougdougs already established audience would know who he is. with the title, its not only appealing beyond that but a fantastic joke for regulars knowing hes referring to parkzer
@@SpaceMissileactually using literally to mean figuratively is common and acceptable English nowadays. Google descriptive linguistics if you are confused.
@@thevegandragon_ someone is either ragebaiting or knows absolutely nothing about the Monterrey Bay Aquarium. Either way, unless they're actually willing to learn just ignore them Edit: I'm talking about vegandragon, just to be clear
I appreciate that Parkzer knows the correct way to set up the sentence is with 'jumps' and not 'jumped' because that seems like a very him thing to know
I love that parkzer tried to actually color in the sheet to be pretty. Like he could have just taken a black sharpie to it or something but that's just not the kind person he is
I watched the vod because I thought there was NO way this would become a video, much less a dougdoug one instead of a dougdougdoug one, like absolutely zero chance
Dougdoug and editors, thank you very much for actually fully crediting all the music in the description. Always frustrates me to see UA-camrs say "well if I don't get a DMCA then I don't really need to credit".
Rosa, our beloved sea otter, passed yesterday. After a long, triumphant life she serves raising her pups at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, she is finally sailing high in the sky eating all the shrimp she could ever want. Sleep well Rosa, you touched our beloved hearts ❤️
I love that Parkzer is so dedicated to the truth that he takes a single joke from Doug and manages to talk himself into the fact that he os an actual criminal.
Parkzer being a criminal at 12 years old by hacking and scamming people on a 2000s kids website is somewhat the wackiest thing ever, but still exactly what I'd expect his cirminal activity to be.
@@squiddu Not exactly. The Scientologists involved tried to push Scientology onto the platform but the creators shut it down every time thank goodness.
Doug and Parkzer's relationship is my favorite relationship on the internet, because Parkzer is always just so exasperated. They're like the ultimate straight/funny man duo.
@@caseyjarmes yeah, most of the times it parkzer because like obviously, but then parkzer goes on some insane rant or story and doug and chat just have to go “what the fuck?”
Today on DouglasDouglas: Karma finally catches up to Parkzer from all those criminal activities he committed as a child by making him extremely “unlucky” in this neopets lockout
I was watching Parkzer's stream during this and it was so peaceful. I had whiplash whenever I visited Doug's stream. Join us Parkzonians, we're peaceful, unlike Twitchville.
Hates a strong word but I myself am frustrated. Generally when I see chat getting "angry" at something bring rigged I think it's silly. In this case though... Idk if parkzer is just used to it but it was so over the top it felt mean spirited.
This video is like Breaking Bad, Parkzer is Walter White, a kind and humble lawyer who turns to the dark side when life gets rough (Hacking in Neo-pets)
Being able to freely go back and change the colors of the squares seems like it would defeat the entire point of a lockout thing, but I guess that's also part of Doug's master scam
I don’t think I’ve ever been more entertained by one of these streams. It was hilarious watching one dude debase himself by sacrificing his integrity constantly whine another tried ti redeem himself for past sins in a children’s game.
4:16 wild to hear him say this considering we just had a pipe burst and now the entirety of the calgary area (including the surrounding cities, where I live) is on a critical water watch 😭
Holy shit, I never realized that parkzer and jerma are literally opposite sides of the “entertainingly awkward” spectrum. Parkzer is always 100% dead serious, rational, straight to the point, jerma has never had a rational thought in his entire 10852 year life. Both have the same energy but with different actions
I love how doug got himself 2 easy points, 1 freebie, 1 he lied about, and 1 he got his chat to give him infinite scratch cards, and he forced his opponent to do extremely difficult coloring
Thank you Doug, I would have never known Rosa existed if it wasn’t for you, I have watched the Rosa birthday videos every year and had so much fun watching them, may Rosa rest in peace. ❤️
Seeing the title and wondering who Doug could be colabing with and what internet personality could be described as a hacker Then one second into the video being greeted by Parkzer and instantly knowing what is going on
I was born in Calgary and lived a lot of my life there and while I love it, couldn't have been more shocked at Parkzer picking it as his favorite. I'm assuming he didn't visit in winter.
It wouldn’t even be that bad if the weather could just stay consistent, I swear it flips a coin at the end of winter to see if it’s going to be 30 degrees or -30 degrees
Poor Rosa, she stuck out to world otter day 2024. One of the oldest living of her species. All because of the donations of us douggers. Fly high Rosa 🕊️
I love how Doug was just trying to annoy Parkzer with the whole “criminal” label, only for Parkzer to realize that he could actually be classified as a criminal on a technicality.
E
That's why he's the lawyer
Parkser is hilarious because he's cultivated an internet identity about being a deadpan, humorless pedant who plays really well with dougdoug being actually fucking insane
and i love how we get to see parkser accidentally playing into doug's dramatics here because his need to be technically accurate accidentally gave Doug permission to label him as a "famous hacker and reformed criminal with a gun"
Doug tries so hard to make this parody of a straightman seem like a psychotic madman and Parkser's now in a situation where he can't flatly dismiss it by stating obvious facts
@@emilygordbort7300Such is the duality of man!
It’s not that deep, but I guess so?
Yeah it's funny how he broke character a bit haha
"I realised I would never achive neighborhood dominance with a small super soaker, so I just whipped out the hose" - Parkzer. How is this man not the president of the United States yet
Would honestly probably vote for him if he has good policies on lgbt+ issues
I don't think he's 35 yet
@@ActuallyAthena if good policy equals neighborhood dominance that is
@@ActuallyAthena grow up mate it's a joke
He would have to live in the same city for four years. Difficulty impossible
I love that any time DougDoug has it in the title that he hired someone famous or notable, and its just Parkzer.
Not to say parkzer isn't notable, it's just that Doug could SAY it was Parkzer. He's titling his videos as if we don't know who Parkzer is
"I fought a world renowned criminal assassin"
" I used science to compete against this alien"
"Defeating the president in a Minecraft 1v1"
"I cooked steak for someone from another universe!"
What a shocking crossover!
I don’t think they could be a team regularly though. 😂
@ConnanTheCivilized Oh you poor, poor man... Your Dougdoug journey has just begun...
@InsidiousClouds mentioning parkzer by name is generally not a good move though because only dougdougs already established audience would know who he is. with the title, its not only appealing beyond that but a fantastic joke for regulars knowing hes referring to parkzer
Doug is literally a child on the playground. "I'm losing, so I actually win because reasons."
Sounds like chat keeps rubbing off on him
that's literally not what literally means.
@@SpaceMissileactually using literally to mean figuratively is common and acceptable English nowadays. Google descriptive linguistics if you are confused.
@@TimeConvolution literally unacceptable.
@@SpaceMissileall my homies hate prescriptivists.
I have learned two things in this video:
1- Parkzer could technically be classified as a reformed criminal.
2- Doug has mastered the art of scamming.
You knew both of those already
And cheating
So Parkzer is a reformed criminal and Doug Doug is an active criminal
Well i don't think he's a great scammer but your opinion i guess
3- Parkzer's grandfather had Gout
Thanks to DougDoug and his community, Rosa has lived quite possibly the best life of any otter ever. Rest in Peace, Rosa
She was imprisoned at a marine park that abused animals.... She suffered there as all zoo and marine animals do.
@@thevegandragon_ do you have any proof they were abused?
@@thevegandragon_ someone is either ragebaiting or knows absolutely nothing about the Monterrey Bay Aquarium. Either way, unless they're actually willing to learn just ignore them
Edit: I'm talking about vegandragon, just to be clear
@@thevegandragon_the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
@@thevegandragon_ You just like lying or is there any proof??
In this video, Parkzer admits to being a reformed criminal.
Get em boys
But he is a lawyer and a-a-a cop-p-p *sniff* *sniff*
Can’t believe he was money laundering in Neopets
He turned around and decided instead of a life of crime to fight crime
How could a lawyer do such a thing??
I appreciate that Parkzer knows the correct way to set up the sentence is with 'jumps' and not 'jumped' because that seems like a very him thing to know
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
It's logic. The sentence is supposed to contain all of the letters of the alphabet. It only includes s with "jumps," not "jumped."
Consistent character design
@@Zoovathe quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs
@@Zoovawow I never noticed that until now
The fack that Doug had to cheat just to tie with Parkzer proves that Parkzer is the ultimate Neopets god.
How did you press K instead of T, they aren't even that close
@@GrtGuy Honestly? I have no idea. I guess I just autopilot while I type and I don't even look at what keys I'm pressing.
@@strongerthanever2039 I like it. Fun Facks.
@@GrtGuyreally spell shaming?
@@emanuel585 It was clearly an accident, but one that makes no sense.
Rigging the whole competition and just to tie LMAO
2:42
Parkzer: I didn't really do things as a kid"
Also Parkzer: literally a gun wielding money stealing hacker
Law enforcing client representing gun wielding hacker
He has to make up for lost time.
"Your Neopets are dead. You didn't feed them." - Daniel Thrasher
All your Neopets are dead. How dare you mistreat them?
@@ryucruz1911 all your neopets are dead, their blood is on your haaaaands
among ys
All your neopets are dead, their blood is on your hands
@@ryucruz1911 all your neopets are dead. the blood is on your hands (i hope someone finishes this)
Rest In Peace, Rosa. It would be impossible to find any other otter that could even compare to you. Swim with the Angels.
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Finding out about the best sea otter's death through means of dougdoug's comment section is quite a way to find out 😅
Rip Rosa
Wait, Rosa passed?..
@@Cheeslingjust today I believe yeah
@@Unmustache1 I think it was yesterday depending on your time zone, but yes. Monterey Bay's video got in my recommended, so that's how I found out.
I love that parkzer tried to actually color in the sheet to be pretty. Like he could have just taken a black sharpie to it or something but that's just not the kind person he is
The fact doug says parkzer is disqualified for painting the flower green while he painted his ENTIRE picture all black is really funny
I watched the vod because I thought there was NO way this would become a video, much less a dougdoug one instead of a dougdougdoug one, like absolutely zero chance
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
@@goldenty34lolthe quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
@@Derekanic.the lazy brown fox jumps over the quick dog
Sounds like you got dougged into watching dougdougdougdoug by dougdoug
It does feel like something you’d find in the budget bin. Half the time the game doesn’t even work.
Rosa is eating fancy shrimp in the sky.
F
Dude i just checked rosa died yesterday. :(
o7
@@diegorojas8959NOOOOO ROSA DIED?!??!!
Womp womp
Rest in Peace, Rosa. Thanks for giving us your time, I hope the shrimp is tasty and endless where you are.
Luckily Red Lobster is also on its way to heaven, so Rosa will have endless shrimp for eternity.
this is how i found out rosa died omg
Noooooo
So sad, but she was almost 25 years old. What an incredible age for an otter!
Doug cheated his ass off and only managed to get a tie. Now it makes sense why AI Napoleon lost to Twitch chat three times in a row.
Dougdoug and editors, thank you very much for actually fully crediting all the music in the description. Always frustrates me to see UA-camrs say "well if I don't get a DMCA then I don't really need to credit".
Rosa, our beloved sea otter, passed yesterday. After a long, triumphant life she serves raising her pups at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, she is finally sailing high in the sky eating all the shrimp she could ever want. Sleep well Rosa, you touched our beloved hearts ❤️
NOOO I HAD TOOK MY DAY OFF FOR HER BIRTHDAY
NO
Wasnt she just moved to detroit?
The Detroit in the sky :(
I had no idea T_T Rest in peace, Rosa
Rest in peace Rosa we will miss you queen 🕊
What…
Did she…?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
@@JudyAtAether Yes, she passed yesterday. Doug addressed it on his Twitter and said he will continue to do the fundraiser in the replies.
rip
NO
7:52 the fact that he knows the url is insane.
he remembers his old criminal days
the moral of this video is that being a reformed criminal is costly but forever scamming people on neopets is priceless
I love that Parkzer is so dedicated to the truth that he takes a single joke from Doug and manages to talk himself into the fact that he os an actual criminal.
Parkzer being a criminal at 12 years old by hacking and scamming people on a 2000s kids website is somewhat the wackiest thing ever, but still exactly what I'd expect his cirminal activity to be.
Parkzer pulling up the blog knowing perfectly well that it was a distraction tactic by doug is the ultimate power move
Rosa died, the West has fallen
😮
Did Rosa actually die?
rip rosa, our otter queen
She was to good for this cruel world. May she rest in piece
@@bathamsteryt yeah
"You need to be 24 hours old." that's a statement that I never thought I would hear.
I can’t believe Doug finally found some outrageous thing to call Parker’s that he actually admits to being true. That’s my reformed criminal
Fun fact, Neopets used to be partially owned by the church of Scientology.
When?
-_- of course
@@robertlewis6915 Used to be, though. Truly it was only for the money and not exactly the beliefs. They're separated now, don't get upset
@@squiddu what else could it even be for? what beliefs can you have about neopets?
@@squiddu Not exactly. The Scientologists involved tried to push Scientology onto the platform but the creators shut it down every time thank goodness.
Rip Rosa.
You were the best of us.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
o7
o7
o7
o7
I love how unironically well that distraction worked at 5:40
The 100% sized coloring page for Parkzer into 10% sized half cut off coloring page for DougDoug play was WAY too funny 😂😂
2:04 I love this moment, Parkzer just realising he should cut his losses and just stop talking before he gives Doug more things to say about him
Doug and Parkzer's relationship is my favorite relationship on the internet, because Parkzer is always just so exasperated.
They're like the ultimate straight/funny man duo.
Fun fact, this could technically be classified as a friendlationship
Straight should never be used to describe parkzer
It’s great because they constantly switch which one is the straight man
@@caseyjarmes exaaaaactly
@@caseyjarmes yeah, most of the times it parkzer because like obviously, but then parkzer goes on some insane rant or story and doug and chat just have to go “what the fuck?”
RIP Rosa, may you enjoy all the delicious shrimp in heaven.
Today on DouglasDouglas: Karma finally catches up to Parkzer from all those criminal activities he committed as a child by making him extremely “unlucky” in this neopets lockout
Parkzer may be a reformed criminal, but DougDoug should be called ScamScam.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
You had nothing to comment and you wanted to comment early so you commented the first slightly remarkable thing you heard
wha...
Parkzer being a criminal is so funny.
(Also RIP Rosa. Genuonely a tragedy.)
The next charity event shall be held in Rosa’s honor.
I was watching Parkzer's stream during this and it was so peaceful. I had whiplash whenever I visited Doug's stream.
Join us Parkzonians, we're peaceful, unlike Twitchville.
Here in Twitchville, we may be clinically insane, but at least we don't get shot by a Glock 17 from a lawyer policeman.
@@Gaemr_XD. L. That's precisely the best part of being a Parkzonian.
This video really highlights why I love Parkzer so much. Especially during his Q&A segment
I always like seeing Chat and Doug work together, its like when Walt and Jesse are on the same page in Breaking Bad season 5
RIP our queen Rosa! May you have an infinite supply of gourmet shrimp in otter heaven! o7
The world will grieve the lost of Rosa, but she remains with us in our hearts. Rest in peace, otter queen.
I can’t believe that Parkzer was once detained and incarcerated in Neoprison
Also known as baby jail for Furries!
I've never hated Doug more than this video. JUSTICE FOR PARKZER
Hates a strong word but I myself am frustrated.
Generally when I see chat getting "angry" at something bring rigged I think it's silly. In this case though... Idk if parkzer is just used to it but it was so over the top it felt mean spirited.
This video is like Breaking Bad, Parkzer is Walter White, a kind and humble lawyer who turns to the dark side when life gets rough (Hacking in Neo-pets)
RIP Rosa o7 ❤
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
🫡 farewell, soldier
Being able to freely go back and change the colors of the squares seems like it would defeat the entire point of a lockout thing, but I guess that's also part of Doug's master scam
Parkzer realizing he’s a criminal was the best part
The tutorial thing wasn’t even scamming, it was just straight up lying LOL
I love that parkzer refused to accept gifts out of principle, and Doug used receiving gifts for free fully to his advantage to scam xD
Duality of man
I respect Doug for being able to play with a (reformed) criminal mastermind who used to threaten people with his gun to get more money in neopets.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more entertained by one of these streams. It was hilarious watching one dude debase himself by sacrificing his integrity constantly whine another tried ti redeem himself for past sins in a children’s game.
and this is why chat always wants to ruck with doug, because he's a scam artist
4:16 wild to hear him say this considering we just had a pipe burst and now the entirety of the calgary area (including the surrounding cities, where I live) is on a critical water watch 😭
I CANT TAKE A SHOWER AAAAA
I can't believe Parkzer played with the dangerous war criminal hacker, Diablo The Cheater
I like how parkzer always tries to defend himself and only ever ends up making it sound worse. Reminds me a lot of jerma.
Holy shit, I never realized that parkzer and jerma are literally opposite sides of the “entertainingly awkward” spectrum. Parkzer is always 100% dead serious, rational, straight to the point, jerma has never had a rational thought in his entire 10852 year life. Both have the same energy but with different actions
My favorite reformed criminal justice asian guy
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
I love how doug got himself 2 easy points, 1 freebie, 1 he lied about, and 1 he got his chat to give him infinite scratch cards, and he forced his opponent to do extremely difficult coloring
I have no idea what is going on, but I am very entertained.
Thank you Doug, I would have never known Rosa existed if it wasn’t for you, I have watched the Rosa birthday videos every year and had so much fun watching them, may Rosa rest in peace. ❤️
Seeing the title and wondering who Doug could be colabing with and what internet personality could be described as a hacker
Then one second into the video being greeted by Parkzer and instantly knowing what is going on
RIP Rosa
Learing that parkzer is indeed a dangerous criminal has crushed me, I had such a high respect for him, this is heartbreaking
New Title: Doug gets his ass beat and lies about it.
Rest in peace Rosa. Also Doug cheated so hard.
If chat was playing they'd cheat as hard as they could if they could
Loved the music switching back and forth between Doug and Parkzer!
Lets go, more lore of the Main character Parkzer. With introduction of Chair we started to forget the Main protagonist.
They're co-main characters.
Chat and doug just aren't part of the equation anymore.
The funniest thing is that doug almost lost even with all the scamming
Watching dougdoug cheat and literally rig the race actually made me infuriated
Unnecessary anger. Be happy parkzer showed up instead!
Idk why after everything this man has done that I am questioning how one speedruns neopets
Parkzer is a saint for putting up with this lmao
I was born in Calgary and lived a lot of my life there and while I love it, couldn't have been more shocked at Parkzer picking it as his favorite. I'm assuming he didn't visit in winter.
It wouldn’t even be that bad if the weather could just stay consistent, I swear it flips a coin at the end of winter to see if it’s going to be 30 degrees or -30 degrees
@@TheBennestBenwelcome to canada!
I love how every former neopet player is either like "So I exploited the game and other players" or "I got scammed" 😂
Doug: Accuses parkzer of being a criminal.
Also Doug: Enacts the most wide spanning scam to allow himself to win.
0:16 "today I'm going to be raci-"
Relatable
Rest in peace Rosa. You will always be our favourite otter.
RIP Rosa, the best sea otter in the world.
I didnt think it would be possible to scam harder than Ludwig
I'm actually genuinely upset by doug's cheating PARKZER DESERVES THIS WIN
HE SCAMMED THE CHILDREN LONG BEFORE YOU SCAMMED DOUGLAS!!
Parkzer could not comprehend the power of Diablo the cheater
my favourite part is when the quick brown fox said “its testin’ time” and jumped over the lazy dog
Everybody we need to give Rosa the greatest ever celebration of life this year❤️
Rest In Peace to the queen
Everyone must like this comment so doug might see it.
Bro has an UNCONVERTED NEOPET on his 19.5 YEAR OLD account. His account is literally an adult. Yeah, this guy never stopped playing Neopets lol
Poor Rosa, she stuck out to world otter day 2024. One of the oldest living of her species. All because of the donations of us douggers. Fly high Rosa 🕊️
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog
The lazy dog jumps over the quick brown fox
Sphinx of black quartz judge my vow
Parkzer is not a real human, no sane person who has been to at least two Canadian cities would ever say that Calgary is the best city in Canada.
Wrong
I love Doug and Parkzer’s friendship, it’s like a frenemy dynamic
Parkzer: Lawful Good.
Dougdoug: lawful chaotic.
Doug: *(scams a long-standing scammer)*
Oh, I didn't realise I was watching Kitboga.
Doug you never fail to make a video that exits
Just like me when my daughter was born
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Yep
o7 Rosa
1999-2024
We love you Rosa!
The thumbnail made me high and scared. Thank you, Douglas Douglas.
"I realised, i couldn't conquer the neighborhood with my small super sooker......so i pulled out the HOSE!!!!"
~Parkzer.
As they say in the Neopets theme song, Parkzer is the very best, like no one ever was.
Rest in piece rosa, you will be remembered.
Peace* but I love you and Rosa, o7
i loved this livestream, it was too funny, dougs scamming 13 yearbold tendencies really cane out