Lyrics: Now, come on, come all to this tragic affair Wipe off that makeup, what's in is despair So throw on the black dress mix in with the lot You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see You can find out first hand what it's like to be me So gather 'round, piggies, and kiss this goodbye I'd encourage your smiles, I'll expect you won't cry Another contusion, my funeral jag Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in drag You've got front row seats to the penitence ball When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all I said yeah, yeah I said yeah, yeah Come on, come on, come on, I said Save me! (Get me the hell out of here) Save me! (Too young to die and my dear) You can't! (If you can hear me, just) Save me! (Walk away, yeah) Yeah! And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I Think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Oh, dead Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I Think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? And in my honest observation During this operation Found a complication in your heart, so long 'Cause now you've got (now you've got) Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? One, two, one, two, three, four La-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la-la Well, come on La-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la-la Oh, motherfucker If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? Dead!
The End sounds much more hellish
Lyrics: Now, come on, come all to this tragic affair
Wipe off that makeup, what's in is despair
So throw on the black dress mix in with the lot
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see
You can find out first hand what it's like to be me
So gather 'round, piggies, and kiss this goodbye
I'd encourage your smiles, I'll expect you won't cry
Another contusion, my funeral jag
Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in drag
You've got front row seats to the penitence ball
When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all
I said yeah, yeah
I said yeah, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, I said
Save me! (Get me the hell out of here)
Save me! (Too young to die and my dear)
You can't! (If you can hear me, just)
Save me! (Walk away, yeah)
Yeah!
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say, I
Think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Oh, dead
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say, I
Think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One, two, one, two, three, four
La-la-la la-la
La-la-la-la la-la
La-la-la-la la-la-la
Well, come on
La-la-la la-la
La-la-la-la la-la
La-la-la-la la-la-la
Oh, motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Dead!