“WHO I SMOKE”- Lawyer Reacts (admitting to crimes?)

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  • @shinagain6364
    @shinagain6364 3 роки тому +2749

    Out of all the illegal acts admitted in this song, the worst crime was their golf club grip

    • @riancallahan9685
      @riancallahan9685 3 роки тому +25

      I mean no, but yes?

    • @saintmbmjr6544
      @saintmbmjr6544 3 роки тому +20

      But really who is moke

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 роки тому +7

      And their music.
      And their attitude.
      And their moral compass.

    • @shinagain6364
      @shinagain6364 3 роки тому +26

      @@mattk1693 well, to be fair, the song wasn't bad, but yeah, they're not good people

    • @jesperkuipers9432
      @jesperkuipers9432 3 роки тому +1

      @@saintmbmjr6544 nephew of Lmfoa

  • @NeedsVerification
    @NeedsVerification 3 роки тому +2088

    This song legitimately references like 8+ open cases in Jacksonville Florida lmaoo crazy shit

    • @0oShwavyo0
      @0oShwavyo0 3 роки тому +122

      I was about to say Trap Lore Ross needs to do a vid on Jacksonville FL so I can get caught up on the background, but then it turns out he already has and the thumbnail has shots from this music video in it lol

    • @recklesss117
      @recklesss117 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao Duval still wildin

    • @Bhubnipz
      @Bhubnipz 3 роки тому +18

      @@0oShwavyo0
      Thanks for putting me on that guy, the video about this shit was a crazy watch

    • @0oShwavyo0
      @0oShwavyo0 3 роки тому +6

      @@Bhubnipz hes an interesting character but he puts a lot of effort into researching those videos from what I've seen

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 роки тому +1

      @@0oShwavyo0 he has a video on Jacksonville

  • @JohnDoe-ks9xx
    @JohnDoe-ks9xx 3 роки тому +1838

    Tom once again jumping the gun with wanting to go golfing with these dudes lmao 😂

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 роки тому +80

      Tom immediately gets murdered

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @wispa1786
      @wispa1786 3 роки тому +118

      "Who I smoke? The #2 lawyer on Famous Birthdays"
      RIP in pieces Attorney Tom

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 3 роки тому +3

      Came down here for this

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 3 роки тому +1

      Always give a benefit of a doubt

  • @channingtaintum
    @channingtaintum 3 роки тому +405

    I love how as soon as Tom saw the deeper meaning to the names in the lyrics, he stopped bobbing his head along to the beat and put on his “lawyer” face for the rest of the song 😆

    • @maxcrss2845
      @maxcrss2845 2 роки тому +9

      Nobody can tell me Tom isn’t a professional :)

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 3 роки тому +420

    Wasn't expecting the golf lesson but i loved it. I'm an overlapper myself. 7 handicap.

    • @conradkorbol
      @conradkorbol 3 роки тому +26

      I am disabled. Not sure what handicap that is

    • @captainjamestkirk5350
      @captainjamestkirk5350 3 роки тому +7

      @@conradkorbol how far over par you play

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 роки тому +14

      @@captainjamestkirk5350 wheelchair

    • @Hunter-os5yx
      @Hunter-os5yx 3 роки тому +20

      @@conradkorbol yeah it means he has 7 different disabilities

    • @Pood369
      @Pood369 3 роки тому +2

      Only played golf for fun a few times. No-one told me about those grips!
      Thanks for the tip!

  • @conradkorbol
    @conradkorbol 3 роки тому +962

    I disagree if you commit murder please post about it. I want them to get caught. As not a lawyer, please snitch on yourself

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 роки тому +54

      Makes it easier for us haha

    • @ridgidmind9026
      @ridgidmind9026 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 роки тому +62

      seriously... pisses me off every time i hear a lawyer telling murderers how to get away with it...

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 3 роки тому +12

      @@William-Morey-Baker don't get triggered

    • @davidwarford3087
      @davidwarford3087 3 роки тому +37

      @@William-Morey-Baker I'm sure he want's criminals punished. however he probably also thinks that your defense attorney should be able to help you get a fairer sentence, and admitting to a case completely removes the benefit of a guilty plea, you get no reduced sentence. on top of that it could extend your sentence further beyond that as a video like this would demonstrate a complete lack of remorse.

  • @theCidisIn
    @theCidisIn 3 роки тому +720

    An attorney, a colonel, a UA-camr, a golfer... Is there anything this man can't do?

  • @kamlong7358
    @kamlong7358 2 роки тому +114

    "You're not flexing a real gun that could've been involved in a murder" reminds me of a comment by Donut Operator where he mentions similar musicians where they are showing and pointing real guns close enough to the camera where one can read the serials off them and discover that they're stolen

  • @jackpackage9386
    @jackpackage9386 2 роки тому +388

    As the great philosophers once said:
    "Rap snitches, telling all their business. Sit in the court and be their own star witness."
    Dudes don't learn

    • @portersstuff377
      @portersstuff377 2 роки тому +4

      that was mf doom

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 2 роки тому +42

      "Do you see the perpetrator?"
      "Yeah i'm right here!"
      😂

    • @harrisonclark3799
      @harrisonclark3799 2 роки тому +7

      @@portersstuff377 the joke is that he said “great philosophers” in reference to mf doom

    • @portersstuff377
      @portersstuff377 2 роки тому +6

      @@harrisonclark3799 nah that was viktor vaughn for sure

    • @waporvave5121
      @waporvave5121 2 роки тому +11

      @@portersstuff377 MF DOOM*

  • @R4MON
    @R4MON 3 роки тому +184

    Attorney Tom: “You want legal advice? STOP BREAKING THE LAW (and posting it on social media)”

  • @derrickchannel1
    @derrickchannel1 3 роки тому +735

    Deaf people probably think this is just some gentlemen going golfing, not mocking teens who died in gang violence

    • @RoughToughTonkasGotTheStuff
      @RoughToughTonkasGotTheStuff 3 роки тому +29

      subs not dubs

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind 3 роки тому +7

      @@RoughToughTonkasGotTheStuff Cultured like fine Parmigiano.

    • @MoonLiteNite
      @MoonLiteNite 3 роки тому +32

      No, cause us deaf people can read....

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 роки тому +14

      @@MoonLiteNite u can?! Oh shit, lot of people going to be very upset with me....

    • @Syllaren
      @Syllaren 3 роки тому +8

      At least I can guarantee they enjoyed it more.
      Honestly hopefully they are more successful in gang activity cuz they are straight ass at making music.

  • @daisybutinhertennisoutfit
    @daisybutinhertennisoutfit 3 роки тому +537

    Hey Tom! Info about the sample: Vanessa Carlton is 100% in with this one. Not only is it fully licensed, but when people asked her on Twitter “your song is sampled on this song where these teens talk about actually killing other teens???” she doubled down on being okay with it. No copyright trouble for these fellows!

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 3 роки тому +18

      Whoa I’ll have to read more about this. I just watched the vice doc on that song

    • @damien678
      @damien678 3 роки тому +16

      good for her

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 3 роки тому +29

      Did she double down on being okay with it, or she doesn’t have the rights for that song so she can’t really do anything about it without getting into legal trouble with the record label/distribution for that song? It’s not quite as black-and-white as it first appears

    • @daisybutinhertennisoutfit
      @daisybutinhertennisoutfit 3 роки тому +93

      @@egalitarian2207 doubled down. Her opinion was that it was white people being uncomfortable due to some sort of internalized bias again black people using violence artistically (here, in music). said that white violence wasn’t questioned and was viewed as cinematic, and posted the “Stuck in the Middle” scene from reservoir dogs as a comparison (despite the fact that this scene, while over the top, is fictional, and that Who I Smoke is based in our actual current reality in which real teenagers are killing each other). if you look up “who I smoke Vanessa Carlton” you can easily access her response, hope that helps!

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 3 роки тому +51

      @@daisybutinhertennisoutfit oooooooooooooooooooh shit wtf LOL that’s straight up deluded. I was being super lazy, I appreciate you informing me on my ignorance, Liz! 🙏

  • @wreath626
    @wreath626 3 роки тому +204

    Hearing Tom say the title of the vid was enough to kill me😂

  • @jaren12072
    @jaren12072 3 роки тому +341

    "Yesterday at 3 o'clock I shot tony with a Glock, yeah I did it I don't care.'
    It's just a song man you can't arest me man.

  • @benb4156
    @benb4156 3 роки тому +272

    They actually dropped 6 names: Rod K, Bibby, Teki, Lil Peedy and Trey D. The more you know.

    • @hardcodedsoftware4212
      @hardcodedsoftware4212 3 роки тому +9

      You listed 5?

    • @benb4156
      @benb4156 3 роки тому +56

      @@hardcodedsoftware4212 Jitt, sorry I forgot that one.

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 3 роки тому +24

      Lil nine was also one

    • @matrixfan58
      @matrixfan58 2 роки тому +8

      Jumpout is another one

    • @kmk900___
      @kmk900___ 2 роки тому +22

      @@benb4156 yeah there was 7 actually sad. The 8th is Foolio but he’s alive

  • @jjww30
    @jjww30 2 роки тому +42

    “If you’re going to commit crimes, do not post about them on social media.”
    Hey guys, I think he’s a good lawyer.

  • @j0ndav1s
    @j0ndav1s 3 роки тому +97

    This might be the most well choreographed murder confession in us history

  • @beauyork7225
    @beauyork7225 3 роки тому +112

    "My killer make his face go,
    Thats one thing bout Ksoo"
    Ksoo locked up for a double homicide. They are not talking a delicious dip for chips.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 роки тому +10

      Whats even worse is apparently the police are trying to tie ksoo to an alternate name “facego”

    • @beauyork7225
      @beauyork7225 2 роки тому

      @Truth Hurtz nah, i was right

  • @Hunter-os5yx
    @Hunter-os5yx 3 роки тому +70

    The scam Mr Beast dm you “sent” to Bruce actually made me laugh out loud🤣

  • @benlikebike
    @benlikebike 3 роки тому +214

    I love your channel Tom. I know you're a lawyer and not a handyman or a tradesman, but we really need to get you an upgraded knowledge hammer. That dollar store piece is oogli

    • @richardhammond6468
      @richardhammond6468 3 роки тому +9

      A nice Estwing would be fit for a knowledge hammer

    • @benlikebike
      @benlikebike 3 роки тому +2

      @@richardhammond6468 if not a stiletto just for class and the name

    • @sainttrilby7171
      @sainttrilby7171 3 роки тому +3

      It at least needs a waffle head for emphasis.

    • @My_Alchemical_Romance
      @My_Alchemical_Romance 2 роки тому +1

      Fancy magical lawyer tool.

  • @defiance6180
    @defiance6180 3 роки тому +69

    You missed couple things🤣 but still good video. Specifically in the blue collar shirt verse "we let out shots he got shot and went live" that actually happened. And beginning when he said he was smoking on "Trey D"

    • @ethancooper1560
      @ethancooper1560 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t think I’ve ever understood 100% of a song on the first listen, he did good

  • @freakintrenton
    @freakintrenton 3 роки тому +26

    “I wanna go golfing with them”
    Them: admits to murdering multiple people

    • @redtube8667
      @redtube8667 7 днів тому

      Just be respectful and tuck your chain and it'd be fun

  • @JimothyHimbo
    @JimothyHimbo 3 роки тому +50

    Tom, when you hit 1 million subscribers it will be really cool to say I've been here since around 100k. Thanks for the time you take and all the work you put in to entertain, educate, and interact with your community. You deserve all the success and growth that's coming your way. Keep these banger videos coming!!!

    • @AttorneyTom
      @AttorneyTom  3 роки тому +19

      Thanks for the support! These videos are a ton of fun to make!

    • @xxcattoxx544
      @xxcattoxx544 2 роки тому +3

      @@AttorneyTom when u reach 1mil we have to kiss😚

  • @brettfo
    @brettfo 3 роки тому +36

    What did we learn today? How to hold a golf club. 😂

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren 3 роки тому +25

    I'm glad my layman's eyes was able to see how fucking terrible his swing was

  • @TheEasyLifee
    @TheEasyLifee 2 роки тому +14

    Crazy part is she 100% licensed the song to them 😂😂😂

  • @gregamericano1605
    @gregamericano1605 2 роки тому +17

    They really put a whole ass confession into a song… Now that’s artistic on a whole other level

  • @HAYDNBBH
    @HAYDNBBH Рік тому +14

    The guy with the water pistol was smart to use a water pistol but about 10 seconds later he describes how he found out where a guy worked and got him at work... That literally happened in one of the murders

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 3 роки тому +74

    Have you ever considered dressing as Matt Murdock or Saul Goodman for Halloween if you celebrate it lol

    • @Black_Jesus3005
      @Black_Jesus3005 3 роки тому +5

      Would be hilarious or Lionel Hutz

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 3 роки тому +6

      Daredevil Attorney Tom is best Attorney Tom

    • @viciousimpaler
      @viciousimpaler 3 роки тому +4

      I like to imagine he is the real life matt murdock and runs around in hell's kitchen at night fighting crime 😂

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 3 роки тому +3

      @@viciousimpaler I hope he can defeat Gordon Ramsay without being turned into a donut or an idiot sandwich.

    • @charlesrense5199
      @charlesrense5199 3 роки тому +4

      So basically wear a suit for Halloween.
      Hey Tom, do something more fun, okay? Maybe Charlie Kelly? That's kinda your speed, right? Maybe learn to play Night Man on keys? Order a nice, juicy milk-steak?

  • @davidtuell5558
    @davidtuell5558 3 роки тому +22

    Yeah, my friend worked at the golf club they filmed this at and was laughing his head off the whole time they filmed it 😂

    • @gta123987
      @gta123987 2 роки тому

      Sure

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 2 роки тому

      didnt they just sneak in? didnt ask for permisson so

    • @zaeeee2886
      @zaeeee2886 2 роки тому +2

      @@millardfilmore1403 Nah u cant really just sneak in to a golf club and shoot a music video there's a vlog out there the day they shot the music video they paid for the time and everything that's how they got the golf carts and clubs

  • @charlesrense5199
    @charlesrense5199 3 роки тому +33

    A lawyer who golfs? Now I've seen everything!

  • @OhSkyeLanta
    @OhSkyeLanta 3 роки тому +44

    If the shootings happened to be comitted with a snub nosed revolver of a similar appearance to the toy gun in the video, could that be brought up in court? Also a lawyer telling everyone to stop fighting was pretty hilarious XD

    • @ep3578
      @ep3578 2 роки тому +6

      Did you really just ask if a toy gun could be used to corroborate an actual murder weapon? Oh my lord

    • @OhSkyeLanta
      @OhSkyeLanta 2 роки тому +4

      @@ep3578 how will i ever know the answer if I don't ask the question? A lawyer that shot himself in the face still got his client acquitted of murder charges, so nothing is too absurd for the American legal system. Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people that will shame you for asking questions for stupid answers.

    • @DR3ADNAU7Gaming
      @DR3ADNAU7Gaming 2 роки тому +7

      @@ep3578 no stupid questions. Acting out someone's murder or making multiple references and painting yourself as the murderer can definitely be brought up. Enough things line up in enough places shit adds up.

  • @RichardHuffman
    @RichardHuffman 3 роки тому +28

    TIL that my golf grip is horribly dated. To tell you how long it's been since I played, the grip I was taught is where you had the thumbs parallel to the club handle, with no finger overlap.

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @TresTrefusis
      @TresTrefusis 2 роки тому

      that's still the way I play. The interlock hurts my fingers.

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 3 роки тому +9

    I think Tom playing golf with those guys knowing that they're murderers would be hilarious

  • @Sevem7m
    @Sevem7m 3 роки тому +65

    After the first chorus, blue shirt then goes on to name specific events and acts that he is seemingly claiming ownership of:
    "I was lurkin' on his page and I caught him lackin' in Houston
    We let off shots, he got shot and went live
    was tweakin' like "Fuck, man, that bitch ain't die"
    "Jump out, thought shit was sweet, 'til we found out the drop (and I need you)
    Found out where that boy workin', then boy clocked 'em out"
    Lol

  • @TheAleutiansolution
    @TheAleutiansolution 3 роки тому +14

    Tom: yeah, they’re probably fine
    Not even one minute later: we probably shot three dudes

  • @MichaelHemotoxin
    @MichaelHemotoxin 2 роки тому +24

    Absolutely insane that kids can literally name off the people they helped murder and yet X-Raided was given 25 to life for actual artistic expression in his songs. Mind blowing.

    • @ianthompson2802
      @ianthompson2802 2 роки тому

      Hell another youtuber is getting machine gun sales charges for just having affiliate link. For metal cards that have a etching of a machine gun. The atf already decided that that design wasn't a machine gun bc it took a fair amount of time to cut out.

  • @jimmyjohnjuan
    @jimmyjohnjuan 3 роки тому +16

    The dude that pull the toy gun out said "I was lurking on his page" "I caught him slipping In houston" "then I went live". Incriminating?

  • @derateddesign
    @derateddesign 3 роки тому +20

    are you sure you still wanna play golf with them

  • @charlesrense5199
    @charlesrense5199 3 роки тому +16

    /corrects golf grip
    /rapper admits to outstanding murders
    How's his golf grip now, huh?

  • @marmarbinx3458
    @marmarbinx3458 3 роки тому +7

    Dude. I've been wondering about this one. I know so many people self snitch, but nothing this hard. They flat out named every victim instead of alluding to a crime. Like damn, that's some ballsy shit.

  • @mooseitself
    @mooseitself 3 роки тому +21

    Everyone asks "Who Is Moke?" No one ever asks "How Is Moke?"

  • @jamalsowell3650
    @jamalsowell3650 2 роки тому +7

    Then they get locked up and say "someone snitched on me" nah homie, you snitched on yourself. These dudes never learn.

  • @keym3955
    @keym3955 3 роки тому +3

    Att. Tom: What did we learn today?
    Me: Not to self-
    Att. Tom: How to hold a golf club.
    Me: Oh yeah, that too.

  • @brendanz
    @brendanz 3 роки тому +52

    So nice to see tiger woods have such an influence on these young men🙌

    • @glados4765
      @glados4765 3 роки тому +5

      This kid straight up stole one of the top comments off the official vid XD

    • @nakedblackman8509
      @nakedblackman8509 2 роки тому

      Whos the tiger woods

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward Рік тому +3

    I don't think you wanna play golf with these guys anymore 😅

  • @My_Alchemical_Romance
    @My_Alchemical_Romance 2 роки тому +8

    Tom is the gangsterest lawyer I’ve had the pleasure. And I’m sadly a (drug related) 2 time felon who’s seen plenty of lawyers.
    Repeal controlled substances act!
    Keep it gangster, Tom.

  • @about823jews
    @about823jews 3 роки тому +65

    Bro Tom you missed out the whole part where he says his opps said he was in a neighborhood close by so he went there and shot him up then after his opps went live(Instagram live) and he realized his opps didn't die. This was an actual attack that took place. He pretty much self snitched right? Here are the lyrics
    "I tote the rocket when I travel, I'm pistol packin' the heat pack (I'm pistol packin' in Hous')
    I was lurkin' on his page and I caught him lackin' in Houston (we back)
    We let off shots, I thought he got shot then saw he went live
    I was tweakin' like "Fxxx, man, that bitch ain't die"

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 роки тому +5

      Well I dont think Tom really speaks Ghetto. As a white boy myself I barely understood what they were talking about most of the time...

    • @about823jews
      @about823jews 3 роки тому +20

      @@zwenkwiel816 lol I'm white too and I understand that off the top also I'm very knowledgeable in this actual whole case these Jackson boys are crazy! Everyone knows their gangs problem. Lil Bibby is the little brother of rapper Julio foolio. Julio foolio killed youngen Aces Lil brother and Best friend and shit youngen ace almost killing him. A year later they shot up Bibby(16) at a bus stop. A few months Lil Nine fell too who was Julio's friend and teki was Julio's cousin who's been the latest to die during this gang war. What's sad is this all had nothing to do with Ace to begin with it was Aces friend who shot Julio's cousin then Julio's gang shot ace and friend and Lil bro during aces lil Bros birthday party! Aces friend kso retaliated and also did a drive by Julio's house and shot Julio's mom! Though it wasn't fatal Julio wasn't there and made it out alive as well

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 роки тому +5

      @@about823jews lol, you didnt really make it any less confusing there but thanks for trying XD

    • @about823jews
      @about823jews 3 роки тому +5

      @@zwenkwiel816 idk what was confusing about any of that but ok lol thanks 🙏 😂😆

    • @wanderingwonder111
      @wanderingwonder111 3 роки тому +9

      @@zwenkwiel816 So the rappers are in a gang. Someone killed a rapper's younger brother. In retaliation, the rappers killed the cousin of that guy. Well the guy they killed are a part of a different gang, causing a gang war. This song is the rapper's boasting about their kills in the war

  • @Solderpro_1
    @Solderpro_1 2 роки тому +3

    I think it's hilarious that they make it clear and obvious who they claim to "smoke"

  • @kylez9094
    @kylez9094 2 роки тому +6

    Rap snitches, telling all they business
    Sittin in court, they be their own star witness

  • @ExclusiveElii
    @ExclusiveElii 2 роки тому +2

    The most un-hateable person award goes to:
    *Attorney Tom*

  • @ricotrejo4125
    @ricotrejo4125 3 роки тому +4

    @5:05 Tom goes from jammin’ to “shit just got real” real quick lol

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 3 роки тому +2

    Pewpewpew, thats the silencer... boom boom boom, thats the grenade launcher...

  • @IllPropaganda
    @IllPropaganda 3 роки тому +4

    "I never knew hustlers confessed in stereo"

  • @geeshthegod9573
    @geeshthegod9573 2 роки тому +1

    Bro instantly became their lawyer 😂

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 Рік тому +1

    Tom: "I'd love to golf with these guys"
    Me: "yeah you might wanna hold that thought for about about 30 seconds"😂

  • @rwe52496
    @rwe52496 2 роки тому +8

    I used to work in a recording studio in Jacksonville, Florida called Endangered Wise Men Studio. Yungeen Ace recorded there very frequently. He's very soft spoken and overall a super nice guy. It's cool to see him going places.

  • @MrNuke101
    @MrNuke101 2 роки тому +1

    I like how he singles out the toy gun but they were all posing like they had some imaginary AK's

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 3 роки тому +8

    Trap lore Ross has a great video covering the whole story of these guys.

  • @barbrasosi
    @barbrasosi 2 роки тому +2

    Obligatory:
    Rap snitches, telling all their business
    Sit in the court and be their own star witness
    Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here!

  • @jonsnow8550
    @jonsnow8550 3 роки тому +3

    Could you make a video on legal precedent? How often is it brought up and how concrete is it?

  • @Punkification101
    @Punkification101 2 роки тому +1

    Your johnny hobo song in your suggestions just made me subscribe. Im wearing a Days N Daze shirt, johnny hobo and mischief brew and defiance, Ohio got me to exist till this day.

  • @jurado1010
    @jurado1010 2 роки тому +3

    7:32 on this part the guy says he was lurking on a rival (Foolio) and ended up shooting him. Foolio recovered and went live on IG, that’s why he mentions being surprised he was alive. Self snitching at its finest.

  • @Mickey-wh4di
    @Mickey-wh4di 3 роки тому +1

    Timing was so perfect, it got me laughing out loud alone in my hotel room

  • @HinDoongEe
    @HinDoongEe 2 роки тому +10

    You gotta admit though, the cinematography is astounding

  • @blackedmirror5073
    @blackedmirror5073 3 роки тому +1

    9 Handicap Golfer here. I use a 10 finger grip with the driver because it helps me to hit a straight/draw ball. I’m an interlocker with the irons.

  • @the_real_ch3
    @the_real_ch3 2 роки тому +6

    I guess I just always assumed that committing crimes involved two steps:
    Step 1: commit crime
    Step 2: shut the f*ck up about it

  • @jameswilkinson2144
    @jameswilkinson2144 2 роки тому +2

    As MF Doom once wrote "rap snitches, tellin all their business, sittin in the court and be their own star witness, do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here, f*** around get the whole label sent up for years"

  • @sliver7993
    @sliver7993 3 роки тому +5

    *moment of realization* 🤣

  • @monickalynn4365
    @monickalynn4365 Місяць тому +1

    Can you picture the mafia goons back in the day using social media (if they had it)? Telling all their secrets,snitchin' (basically) on themselves,pics of weapons,loot and cash,etc.,etc?! Hell no

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 2 роки тому +4

    0:39 is the greatest meme I've ever seen.

  • @aidank9893
    @aidank9893 2 роки тому

    Tom, I’m from Jacksonville so I had to listen to this video with my earbuds in on minimum volume. I’m sleeping with one eye open tonight, thanks a lot lmao

  • @Hack_The_Planet_
    @Hack_The_Planet_ 3 роки тому +60

    For real though these guys are genuinely disgusting

    • @jacoblloyd2573
      @jacoblloyd2573 3 роки тому +23

      low key would NOT golf with 'em

    • @lizb680
      @lizb680 3 роки тому +16

      And their rap is talentless garbage, like 90% awful autotune. Can’t believe people listen to it given how terrible they are as people and musicians.

    • @theobsidianshvl
      @theobsidianshvl 2 роки тому +12

      @@lizb680 song still goes hard

    • @Zakayama-gb9yp
      @Zakayama-gb9yp 2 роки тому +7

      It does go hard

    • @danthomas6154
      @danthomas6154 2 роки тому +2

      I bet you won't tell them that...

  • @alljayday
    @alljayday 2 роки тому +1

    Him pronouncing the rap names in the beginning with a confused face… looooool

  • @zwenkwiel816
    @zwenkwiel816 3 роки тому +9

    Couldnt you easily go for the "I was just making shit up" defense though? I mean these rappers being shot is obviously public knowledge. An aspiring gangster rapper might read about these murders in the paper and claim to be the killer for some easy street cred.

    • @nathanthompson7134
      @nathanthompson7134 Рік тому

      Thats where corroborating evidence comes into play, if they can find similarity in descriptions and evidence from the case, they can arrest them

  • @yamahakid450f
    @yamahakid450f 2 роки тому

    "Who I smoke"
    Is that a 'How high' reference lmao. Smokin that 'Ivory'.

  • @iamcrimsonspecter2
    @iamcrimsonspecter2 3 роки тому +11

    All of those acts are now for the most part okay in Chicago.
    It's just mutual combat.

  • @marzmoonshine601
    @marzmoonshine601 3 роки тому +1

    I always wondered how much I can say to my therapist before she call the paddy wagon 🤔😵😵‍💫

  • @pongangelo2048
    @pongangelo2048 3 роки тому +4

    That's some nice copyright strike, but it's not from Thousand Miles.

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 роки тому +1

      They got it licensed surprisingly the original artist was okay with it

  • @brunchninja
    @brunchninja 3 роки тому +3

    Tom, can you go meta and react to your first vid. What would you do different?

  • @petervigna3579
    @petervigna3579 27 днів тому

    Lawyers in 2024: you didnt rap about that did u😲

  • @ubahfly5409
    @ubahfly5409 2 роки тому +3

    FYI, my dear white comrades, to "smoke" in this context does not mean "to kill". They're talking about "smoking a pack" aka celebrating one's death. If Bibby is killed, to "smoke on a Bibby pack" is a way to disrespect the dead. "Who I smoke" refers to who's deaths they revel in.

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 2 роки тому +3

      Why you making shit up?
      Also, I'm not your comrade, sympatico.

    • @GRANKAMILTM
      @GRANKAMILTM 2 роки тому

      It is the truth, imao.

    • @GRANKAMILTM
      @GRANKAMILTM 2 роки тому

      @@jamesbael6255 see

  • @CovertSin
    @CovertSin 3 роки тому

    You don't tell me how to hold my baseball club and I won't tell you how to hold your golf bat.

  • @commander_frog
    @commander_frog 3 роки тому +3

    My man Big Smoke did nothing wrong

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 роки тому

      Wouldn't he be an accessory?

  • @NithinJune
    @NithinJune 3 роки тому +2

    his face when he realized was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @corbin_fishing
    @corbin_fishing 3 роки тому +21

    Early access gang lmao

  • @Ah_Yote
    @Ah_Yote 3 місяці тому

    Even the Lawyer is flabbergasted by the disrespect and blatant admission of guilt

  • @TylerLinkel
    @TylerLinkel 3 роки тому +3

    Okay, but why incriminate yourself in a song that you tried too hard to make line up with 1000 Miles?

  • @off-brand_is_fine209
    @off-brand_is_fine209 3 роки тому +2

    Someone, quickly write a rap about general crimes and call it "artistic expressions aka 'I didn't do it'"

  • @hunterwilliams3857
    @hunterwilliams3857 3 роки тому +6

    Day 1 of asking for a better knowledge hammer

  • @lamb_sauce.e7602
    @lamb_sauce.e7602 2 роки тому +1

    “I would love to play golf with these guys”
    👁👄👁

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 3 роки тому +7

    7:54 - "Nobody could presume that is a real gun" - Um, Tom, you might want to look up 3D-printed guns (aka "zip guns"). They print all kinds of weird-looking guns, including ones that do indeed look like toys, so Nintendo changing the Zapper to be orange is no longer going to work since cops will have to take _every_ weapon they see seriously, even bright orange ones and even ones with red tips. 😒 🤦 VICE did a documentary on 3D-printed guns which shows some examples.

    • @STAGNATION.c
      @STAGNATION.c 3 роки тому +4

      You got info from vice bro

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 3 роки тому

      @@STAGNATION.c I mean vice came down and hung with us to do the mini doc. And personaly I don't understand the fear of colored guns, black guns are boring and it's pretty obvious most times when you have a metal barrel. Maybe it's inappropriate to have kids running around with fake guns 🤔

  • @rajgill7576
    @rajgill7576 2 роки тому

    By the time you pronounced the second rappers name with sarcasm I was hooked

  • @Sonnacs
    @Sonnacs 3 роки тому +9

    I just want to leave this comment here to let you and everyone know I will be saving this video to my watch later so next time I play mini golf with my wife and or friends I can refer back to it for the proper grip of golfing so I can win and rub it all in their face. Thank you.

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 3 роки тому +1

      INTERLOCK, OVERLOCK SON!

    • @zealot246
      @zealot246 3 роки тому +2

      make sure if you kill them over it don't rap about it

  • @Zchaee
    @Zchaee 3 роки тому +1

    Attorney Tom your editor is Goated 🔥

  • @stephybobo1991
    @stephybobo1991 Рік тому +2

    I love how attorney Tom says it’s artistic expression and as soon as he hit play they incriminated themselves.

  • @miniaturemachinist6098
    @miniaturemachinist6098 3 роки тому +7

    I could only understand maybe 10 percent of what they said.

  • @yeti4269
    @yeti4269 2 роки тому +1

    Came for a lawyer reacting
    Stayed for tips on my golf grip

  • @thelordz33
    @thelordz33 3 роки тому +3

    And people wonder why rap is often looked down upon and isn't as well received as other genres.

    • @Xeddicus427
      @Xeddicus427 3 роки тому

      Yeah and it doesn't help when they include someone who can sing along side their...not.

    • @Etrius10
      @Etrius10 3 роки тому

      Looked down upon? Lmao by who?

  • @headhoncho9568
    @headhoncho9568 2 роки тому +1

    the last guy rapping actually said: "we catched him lacking in huston and he got shot". That should be pretty clear