NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO DONT POP IT IT WILL ALERT THE US AIRFORCE TOWARDS YOU, IF THE BALLOON COMES STRAIGHT OVER YOUR HOUSE IT MEANS THERE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE!!! OK!
@@ishanaswonderland6301 Yeah, but, spirits exist and they are (mostly) not dangerous, but i agree with you, if you see a GHOST, then you are high or forgot to take your pills.
They forgot to put: if the tide goes out really far, it means a tsunami is coming. If I were on one of the coastal beaches of my country (I'm in the US), in Hawaii, or in Japan, and saw that the sand seemed to go on forever before finally getting to the water. I'd yell: "RUN AWAY!!!" and start telling people on the beach to run away from the beach because of a tsunami. I know that there are tsunami sirens, but a person knowing the warning signs (earthquake/volcanic eruption/huge meteor landing in the ocean, extremely low tide, domestic animals going nuts, lots of beached marine life, and wild animals running away from the ocean) can save a lot of lives before the sirens even go off.
Ok with the rabies one, I wanna tell all people who are gonna get a puppy under 5 months old, it’s recommended to get their rabies vaccine at 6 months old, my dog got his rabies shot at 9 months old bc I didn’t know you had to do that when they hit 6 months.
There were 2 really crazy things that happened to me, a year ago when my car broke down while we were traveling to croatia, in the middle of the night, on the highway. thankfully we managed to park in a gas station parking lot and got a trailer but man that was crazy, and the second thing was a few months ago when a tick got in my eye, took us like 2 days to get out but thankfully i didnt get a disease.
The most crazy time I was in was that once I was in my grandmas farm and a bull was chasing me like crazy and he almost hit my leg and he hit my uncles foot and made a literal whole hole on it
“A Boyfriend Who Hits You” 0:02 As a boy, this is offensive because it is one-sided and sexist. Some girls can also be abusive and hit their boyfriends.
Why do I find nothing in your Pastebin sources concerning people blinking sideways and blue beams? Also I'm not really convinced by the Slenderman wikipedia page xd
Ranks in here: 1 in 1-49 ppl saw (common) 1 in 50-99 (uncommon) 1 in 100-1B ppl saw (rare) 1 in 2B-3B ppl saw (ultra rare) 1 in 4B-7B ppl saw (legendary) 1 in 8B ppl saw (.?]][]¥32]~87[[¥37[8[¥3278[~_237[8_) My rank is a RARE! (I’m a 1 in 4M)
What's the most insane dangerous situation you've seen? Unfortunately when I was nine there was what people from my home city called the "mosque attacks". A man went around with a gun killing 51 people and injuring 40 others. I knew two of the victims, luckily one is still alive to this day but was severely injured and stayed in hospital for two years. I was very close to one out of two attacks at the time and if my parents hadn't acted quick enough by going into lockdown in a store I may not have remained alive to tell the tale.
So the thing is in 7th grade I met a guy named Juan who didn't speak English and we had classes together (Pe and Ela 2) and he would stars at me every single day, now as an 8th grader we don't have classes anymore but he still stares at in the school hallways so I get suspicious so I run fast
Just a comment: I have dialated pupils but you usually don't see since I wear coloured contacts. But they're dialated not because I'm high, but because I'm on prescribed antidepressants, so it doesn't always indicate dangerous drvgs.
I saw the sky turn green once and told my mom that is was probably a tornado but she didn’t believe me, but then something happened that made her believe me and I don’t know what it was. Sure enough, it was a tornado
Yo! I got the 413M In 1 So:When we were returning home from my friends house we saw a Abandonded Truck just blocking the Path and the enforcers made a Smart Decision to Bulid a Road and it wasn't long.
Yea um so I found a snake skin near my garage two weeks ago and I live in WALL TOWNSHIP (for those of you who don’t know, it’s around 30 min away from New Brunswick
50% chance orcas approach you out of curiosity
50% chance orcas approach you to attack your boat
Ok
Arcas started a new trend YES A TREND where they attack boats so 75 percent attack 25ceruisity
Orcas got orkatok
fifty fifty
It may or may not be more of a 50 percent chance of it attacking your boat and/or approaching you out of curiosity
If an Orca is approaching my boat, where should I run?
you can fly instead!
@@reyesofficial.Bruh😂
Simple! Just walk on water. It’s a new device. You’re so stuck in 2023!
@@emerald272🤣🤣
@@emerald272I KNOW RIGHT like just fly nowadays
Especially, animals foaming at the mouth. Rabies most often fatal.
not if u have the vax
@@PR0_404still run it will probably attack you
@@PR0_404it could still cause problems, never play with rabies..
@emerald272 @Shadow_and_Sparky I said it wouldn't be fatal not that I would get infected/bitten
My dog who’s mouth foams when he gets tired:
What about a huge spy balloon flying straight over your house followed by the entire US air force?
eh i dont think you should be concerned
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO DONT POP IT IT WILL ALERT THE US AIRFORCE TOWARDS YOU, IF THE BALLOON COMES STRAIGHT OVER YOUR HOUSE IT MEANS THERE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE!!! OK!
Just get in your car and drive.
0:50 'Somebody with dilated pupils'
But what if they're in love instead of high?
That's true
*what if they took eyedrops*
me, who takes stimulant medication and has just always had HUGE pupils purely out of genetics: ._. guess i'm high now
The symptoms are indeed similar, but I would run in either case.
As someone who sees ghosts all the time, im happy i now know to run.
Phew..
Same
Let's runnn
Ghosts don't exist. If you're seeing ghosts, you are hallucinating, go get some sleep.
@@ishanaswonderland6301 Yeah, but, spirits exist and they are (mostly) not dangerous, but i agree with you, if you see a GHOST, then you are high or forgot to take your pills.
me: what if it’s a python program?
Do nothing if it is not a virus programmed with python😂😂😂😂
Just RUN! When you saw a (import python) message.
Yeah, my games are made with python, do I run?
@@mgames3209people run from pygame users
Someone follows you so that they can ask if you can give them a bottle of water.
nahihiya ako ng tracking
"A boyfriend who hits you." Wow... Totally not one sided...
Yeah
They should change that word to "partner"
Fr change it to partner
If an orca approaches my boat.
*Puts on glasses*
It's Jesus time.
Lol😂
Im not christian but this is still funny😹😹
They forgot to put: if the tide goes out really far, it means a tsunami is coming. If I were on one of the coastal beaches of my country (I'm in the US), in Hawaii, or in Japan, and saw that the sand seemed to go on forever before finally getting to the water. I'd yell: "RUN AWAY!!!" and start telling people on the beach to run away from the beach because of a tsunami. I know that there are tsunami sirens, but a person knowing the warning signs (earthquake/volcanic eruption/huge meteor landing in the ocean, extremely low tide, domestic animals going nuts, lots of beached marine life, and wild animals running away from the ocean) can save a lot of lives before the sirens even go off.
If your hair in your skin stands up it's goosebumps but if the hair in your head stands up GO INSIDE BECAUSE LIGHTING IS TARGETING YOU!!!
00:01:47 i ever seen a green sky with a falling cloud
I think you couldn’t run that fast. You will still suffer injuries. When lightning hits, there will be a shockwave that will knock you
But my hair is so long I'm a girl will my hair really rise completely🙄
Why people still commenting I wrote this 10 months ago 💀
That last one....
Is that man a wolf
@@nima0141no its the alien one
A teacher asks a students how many people on earth?
Me:7.9billion
He:8billion
Why?
1:35. I'm pretty sure everyone saw Covid 19. LOL
Run if you see a person in an orange jumpsuit
Vector : 👁👄👁
Especially if he has orange skin and a dirty blond toupee!
Ok with the rabies one, I wanna tell all people who are gonna get a puppy under 5 months old, it’s recommended to get their rabies vaccine at 6 months old, my dog got his rabies shot at 9 months old bc I didn’t know you had to do that when they hit 6 months.
There were 2 really crazy things that happened to me, a year ago when my car broke down while we were traveling to croatia, in the middle of the night, on the highway. thankfully we managed to park in a gas station parking lot and got a trailer but man that was crazy, and the second thing was a few months ago when a tick got in my eye, took us like 2 days to get out but thankfully i didnt get a disease.
Croatia, nice i live in croatia one question where were you traveling,most likely on the sea let me guess dubrovnik
The most crazy time I was in was that once I was in my grandmas farm and a bull was chasing me like crazy and he almost hit my leg and he hit my uncles foot and made a literal whole hole on it
2:26 Is this a joke???
DEFINITELY NEVER IGNORE A PERSON BLINKING SIDEWAYS😮😮
Side-eye
"getting death threats" dude literally everyone gets death threats its not a problem
"Get cover if your hear is standing up!"
Bald people (not me) : I need a wig.
Also if your hair on your hand stands up but no goosebumps also you feel metalic taste run theese are true i tested it
2:49 "oh that cloud looks like a duck, hey what's that mushroom-looking cloud I see"
Oh no! It’s a nuclear explosion, better get my thumb to cover it!
@@Jalverk 🤣
o no
0:46 You should also not run towards the water, the bees will wait for you to get out and sting you again.
These girls keep staring at me
I am in danger
i hope ur safe bro :3
The blue beam isn't a joke. A Buddhist church had a google maps photo with a blue light
"Me with my laser pointer"
Once, I saw green skies, but no tornado watch or warning.
I think it may be, not sure, another sign for hail. I'm not 100% sure on that
I saw a green sky toi it was crazy i knew what will happend there was a supercell too but no tornado😢
POV: Your first but you don't know what to write
Hint: Just scribble on your keyboard for example "sftvarcdwrcdafv"
or just a!
Wut da facj r u saying😊
It's a curse
Genius!
“A Boyfriend Who Hits You” 0:02
As a boy, this is offensive because it is one-sided and sexist. Some girls can also be abusive and hit their boyfriends.
i mean to be realistic, boys are more likely to be abusive than girls so... im not being sexist but its more than likely
1:56 the red sea has been happening these days on Rio de Janeiro, intoxicating many ppl, but fortunately no one has died
American students, teachers, staff and principal be like "Y'all don't see gunfights everyday?"
Don't worry, as a person who has severe insectophobia, I would run away from the swarm of bees 10 kilometers far away
Me: Mom, last video before bed
the video:
Why do I find nothing in your Pastebin sources concerning people blinking sideways and blue beams? Also I'm not really convinced by the Slenderman wikipedia page xd
Hmm okay but main question where to run? Always opposite direction of the danger isnt the answer. My favorite music btw
0:02 And what if you girlfriend hits you, is that ok?
Yes
@@anonymouscoward9410youre joking?
I hope so
@@Firegodzilla19 ❤❤
Domestic abuse is domestic abuse, regardless of gender. @@anonymouscoward9410
No, not in the slightest is that okay.
me: oh but what if it’s a comet from space?
It can still harm people if one falls to Earth. Comets are really big sometimes
@@azulcanplushtubingyeah, especially the heavy and really rocky ones, like Halley’s Comet
Ranks in here:
1 in 1-49 ppl saw (common)
1 in 50-99 (uncommon)
1 in 100-1B ppl saw (rare)
1 in 2B-3B ppl saw (ultra rare)
1 in 4B-7B ppl saw (legendary)
1 in 8B ppl saw (.?]][]¥32]~87[[¥37[8[¥3278[~_237[8_)
My rank is a RARE! (I’m a 1 in 4M)
what did you see?
Im unc9mmon (dog chasing me [ turned out to be chasing my friend lol] , terrifying lol)
you saw red waves?
It’s Red Sea water
2:33 Pretty sure more than 2 people saw Zuckerberg
Me sees shark fin while in a boat:
Me also: How do you expect me to walk on water?
1:54
Me: It is a sign of Godzilla Ultima… the Red Sea…
0:35 WAIT
So if I literally hear a gunshot at New Year’s I have to run???
If the sky turns green, there isnt always a tornado.
What's the most insane dangerous situation you've seen?
Unfortunately when I was nine there was what people from my home city called the "mosque attacks". A man went around with a gun killing 51 people and injuring 40 others. I knew two of the victims, luckily one is still alive to this day but was severely injured and stayed in hospital for two years. I was very close to one out of two attacks at the time and if my parents hadn't acted quick enough by going into lockdown in a store I may not have remained alive to tell the tale.
" -Tall, Faceless Man In A Suit- "
Tall, Faceless Man In An Ikea Uniform
That one..suspicious community is scary😅
0:25 How is running gonna solve the Hair problem? Is it going to stay there or what?
If it happe d find cover fast as possibe even if you have 90% chance surviving a lightning bolt youmight be deaf or blind forever
1:50 or rodans
a fellow godzilla fan?
what's even scarier, How do they know how many people saw this....
So the thing is in 7th grade I met a guy named Juan who didn't speak English and we had classes together (Pe and Ela 2) and he would stars at me every single day, now as an 8th grader we don't have classes anymore but he still stares at in the school hallways so I get suspicious so I run fast
Me if I saw the tall, faceless man in a suit: Ah yes, the man of slender...
How rare is seeing a man sleeping in a cemetery at night
Did you really have to call me out?
@@cook-e2310 IDK
1:51 atleast we know 1 in 9 mil people can see smells
I thought this was a serious video until they started talking about ghosts and aliens
there are hundreds of billions of galaxies and septillions of habitable planets aliens are real and we are aliens for them too lol but ghosts idk
When I was in Spain at a hotel someone was pointing a green laser at us we was freaking out
tall faceless man with a suit.
"IKEA has now closed. please leave now,"
ah 3008 reference.
So if 1 in 310K saw a ghost and the maximum in here is 8B that means ghost ar-ar-are real….???
😫😫😫
death threats? bro i see those daily
"multiple cases of unknown illness"
"1 in 120K have seen this"
blud never lived in 2020
“Cracks in walls-“
Uhm, excuse me. There has been a crack on my wall for years. No sinkhole.
Just a comment: I have dialated pupils but you usually don't see since I wear coloured contacts. But they're dialated not because I'm high, but because I'm on prescribed antidepressants, so it doesn't always indicate dangerous drvgs.
Also a girlfriend who hits you.
“It’s just a prank bro”
The most insane dangerous situation I've ever seen is normal people.
Flandre: She doesn't exist but just run.
The most insane thing is a reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy long storm and a blue beem coming from space
Smelling rotten eggs near a volcano means that it will erupt.
So are my farts are volcanos?
How's a van with free candy if you go inside the kidnappers stalk you
1:08 also if your playing botw and you see a red laser tun or get your shield out
I can't sleep if something gone real
The red laser..... My cat chasing it
Imagine staring at a sniper and then he points he's gun at you
Don't draw attention to the sniper
2:26 there aren't any lizard people, wth
maybe? We dont know.
1:17 we already know that we shouldn't go inside the free candy van
Bro I saw someone constantly staring at me at school
YO GUYS IM COSPLAYING AS VICTOR FROM THE MINIO- EVERYONE: AHHHH CALL 911
I saw the sky turn green once and told my mom that is was probably a tornado but she didn’t believe me, but then something happened that made her believe me and I don’t know what it was. Sure enough, it was a tornado
What the..I saw a green sky many few months in 2023…..
Wow the free candy method is like from the 1970s.. 💀
What if you see the sun during night time? What now?
I had dilated pupils the other day bc of an eye appointment 💀🤚
I've been holding a piton at a pet shop IT was so cute and i didn't just run out without saying anything like I didn't even run out
1 in 35, Bruh 150, What about the ppl on Twitch, 312, Why should I call 911 if I saw a person in a orange jumpsuit while I see him/her in Jail/Prison?
Dilated pupils can also just a simple a sign of Anxiety or stress in the other person, lol…
A man howling at the moon....
Me: OH NO! WEREWOLF!!!!
In school i always constantly staring at students arriving due to bored.
0:21 a Python?
I'm working with it...
you working with python?
or python?! 🐍💀
I mean i'm programming on Python (A programming language.)
@@JustAVoidOrb yea I got it, I was just wondering which type of python you working with 😂
@@timurestik8681 Programming one, but there is three of them (Which are different)
I have encountered a riptide before when I was 6
What is a riptide
@@LaserpointergreenSomething that pulls you into the ocean
@@JohnSolorio like some kind of current?
i wonder why the free candy van was getting bigger and bigger,and then the driver died of an accident.
Yo! I got the 413M In 1 So:When we were returning home from my friends house we saw a Abandonded Truck just blocking the Path and the enforcers made a Smart Decision to Bulid a Road and it wasn't long.
If you see mysterious lights while traveling on a plane where the (nice word) would you go?!
"I was wondering why the meteor was getting bigger, and then it hit me"
Also, if you see the sun at night. It's meteor.
Yea um so I found a snake skin near my garage two weeks ago and I live in WALL TOWNSHIP (for those of you who don’t know, it’s around 30 min away from New Brunswick
Bro don't be scared nor the blue laser, the aliens just wanna try our pizza. This probably isn't the case, so like, ✨EVACUATE✨
2:35 tall faceless man in a suit me: hell nah slenderman
My father after he saw my mothers belly start to swell.
THE MOST INSANELY DANGEROUS SITUATION I SAW WAS THE DOOR OF MY NEIGHBOURS' HOUSE BEING ON FIRE
If you see a red laser run because a sniper is trying to assassinate you
What if someone see a glow ball flying?
I don't run. I walk fast. 💀
Speed walk?