Kobo Pulls Out The Senpai Card & Extorts Kanade... 【ENG Sub Hololive】

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  • @holoyume
    @holoyume  Рік тому +725

    I just realized at the end 03:13 the correct subs should be "100,000 yen", not "10,000"

    • @GigglingPlutonium
      @GigglingPlutonium Рік тому +43

      classic japanese and their 万 counting system.

    • @TheMattVis
      @TheMattVis Рік тому +2

      ​@@GigglingPlutoniumNGL I always confused with that lol

    • @njhebr
      @njhebr Рік тому +17

      It's a meme in Indonesia btw because a lot like to borrow Rp 100.000,00

    • @mrblue862
      @mrblue862 Рік тому +1

      Why I hear of Dr. Evil's voice

    • @YuzuOtonashi
      @YuzuOtonashi Рік тому +1

      @@GigglingPlutonium so true. Their numbering is confusing

  • @KoboFansu
    @KoboFansu Рік тому +518

    Kobo: "Speak english please"
    Also Kobo : Speak almost japanese entire call in

    • @Temari_Virus
      @Temari_Virus Рік тому +45

      I think she wanted to make it easier for her to understand Kanade while still speaking Japanese to make it easier for Kanade to understand. You can see how Kobo immediately repeated herself in English when Kanade responded in Japanese at the start

  • @Voltlighter
    @Voltlighter Рік тому +1074

    That "I'll show up in two weeks" ... "To your room" has Kobo sounding like a scary landlord. Especially that repeated "daijoubu daijoubu daijoubu" while Kanade cries that she can't live lmao

    • @KoboFansu
      @KoboFansu Рік тому +47

      Maybe i have Too much reading story about landlord, so in the end the landlord will....

    • @GADING05_VIPER
      @GADING05_VIPER Рік тому +13

      If I understand your words, it's similar to the scene in Jujutsu Kaisen 0 when Yuta enters the classroom with a lot of cursed energy and shocked everyone Lol

    • @masterbaiter3807
      @masterbaiter3807 Рік тому

      ​​​@@KoboFansuare u talking about that fat old douche landlord who enslaved his tenants?

    • @andikarivaldi3874
      @andikarivaldi3874 Рік тому +13

      ​@@KoboFansuyameroo oi

    • @rajakarya
      @rajakarya Рік тому +11

      ​@@KoboFansuPlease continue, sir 👮‍♂️🚓

  • @bashamd96
    @bashamd96 Рік тому +657

    Small child uses senpai card destroys kouhai

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 Рік тому +33

      (Gone violent, violently cute that is) (Sponsored)

    • @bungkikal9910
      @bungkikal9910 Рік тому +44

      you know it's still feels so weird to hearing someone say "Kobo Senpai"

    • @RoamingSimp
      @RoamingSimp Рік тому +22

      a little reminder, Kobo debuted on March 2022 Yep believe it or not Kobo actually been with us for almost 2 years now. Feel old yet?

    • @knerf999
      @knerf999 Рік тому +5

      Senpai gift card

    • @CoreTimi
      @CoreTimi Рік тому +6

      ​@@RoamingSimp no, I don't want to hear that fact

  • @kirshi8492
    @kirshi8492 Рік тому +617

    1:41 ID people sometimes clicked their tongue only when struggling internally (thinking hard) while JP may interpret it as being annoyed. You can see that kobo trying to put the words together.

    • @fadlanfadilah1171
      @fadlanfadilah1171 Рік тому +141

      It work either way in this context 😂

    • @pockyumuw
      @pockyumuw Рік тому +136

      Yes, Kobo clicked her tongue a lot when she's struggling. I kinda worried when she did so in collab with JP members 😅

    • @bararaikamos
      @bararaikamos Рік тому +56

      yeah difference culture 😅

    • @CharlieLrybmeh2960
      @CharlieLrybmeh2960 Рік тому +117

      But it's funny, some culture misunderstanding become an advantage for her current image, make she look like brat more

    • @kittygent9612
      @kittygent9612 Рік тому +47

      Now that you said it, yeah. It might be a SEA thing, Filipinos do that, too.

  • @reaperandyel
    @reaperandyel Рік тому +229

    Kobo: Can you speak English?
    Kanade: Yes, only passion English.
    Kobo: *proceed to speak Japanese*

  • @silbury2325
    @silbury2325 Рік тому +649

    To Senpai: Mama can I have allowance?
    To Kouhai: YOUR SENPAI TAX IS DUE. TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION TO AVOID LATE FEES.

    • @natsukinagasaki1009
      @natsukinagasaki1009 Рік тому +58

      To her genmates: Start to go loot everything from her friends especially Ollie

    • @sylveradercyl7283
      @sylveradercyl7283 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@natsukinagasaki1009considering ollie is her senpai, did she just loot her branch mates without any consideration of senpai or no?

    • @natsukinagasaki1009
      @natsukinagasaki1009 Рік тому

      @@sylveradercyl7283 yes

    • @edomiredo
      @edomiredo Рік тому +1

      ​@@sylveradercyl7283she doesnt care senpais in ID branch 😂

  • @KangSusu
    @KangSusu Рік тому +833

    Kanade can't even outbrat kobo

    • @23Scadu
      @23Scadu Рік тому +110

      Can anyone?

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims Рік тому +26

      ​@@23Scadu Luna? Who knows...

    • @horhern3427
      @horhern3427 Рік тому +49

      Kobo's brat levels are off the charts.

    • @varhanazaim7361
      @varhanazaim7361 Рік тому +34

      hachama........

    • @Taervis
      @Taervis Рік тому +19

      @@varhanazaim7361 Imagine a collab between Haachama, Kobo, and Shiori! XD

  • @uguuv2
    @uguuv2 Рік тому +132

    Kobo be like, "what? you poor? goodluck with that" lol

  • @SubstituteRealitiesChannel
    @SubstituteRealitiesChannel Рік тому +478

    So Kanade begs for money due to the new year and she got extorted instead for 100k yen lol

    • @geneMag
      @geneMag Рік тому +37

      I fear that once they do a Regloss host club stream, Kanade's gonna go in much deeper debt than Bae thanks to her ID senpais.

    • @adiwicaksonoshojoakh
      @adiwicaksonoshojoakh Рік тому +7

      wait.for AO chan lol

    • @seabookarno1664
      @seabookarno1664 Рік тому +11

      Just settle it with beyblade duel

    • @cc9787
      @cc9787 Рік тому +7

      ​@@geneMag Guess we now know where the "loss" comes from, from ReGloss

  • @T.xvii.17
    @T.xvii.17 Рік тому +653

    oh lordy, the child is ruthless as a senpai

    • @MrRazer94
      @MrRazer94 Рік тому +60

      We Indonesians used to call her Demon Lord/Lord Kobo

    • @Pun291
      @Pun291 Рік тому +2

      ​@@MrRazer94 inda lagi?

    • @bararaikamos
      @bararaikamos Рік тому +23

      "Chaotic Vtuber" she deserved that although the other can too but Kobo is more chaotic even to holomember

    • @grnhiertt
      @grnhiertt Рік тому +11

      ​@@MrRazer94ga ada yang nanya nyet

    • @ultima214
      @ultima214 Рік тому

      @@grnhiertt kenyataan nya seperti itu kok tukang malak kobo

  • @tsukinoyuki
    @tsukinoyuki Рік тому +88

    Letting Kobo becomes a senpai is the biggest mistake humanity ever done.

  • @Rubberduckie_fae
    @Rubberduckie_fae Рік тому +121

    She sounds like a loan shark when she said she will come back in two weeks to collect the money 😂😂😂

  • @esavvysavokiii1277
    @esavvysavokiii1277 Рік тому +323

    this moment was fucking golden. thank you for the subs

  • @eleegeant_dergenter
    @eleegeant_dergenter Рік тому +132

    *_THIS IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN MONEY_*

  • @spitrio
    @spitrio Рік тому +162

    Kanade forever cute!
    also.. that Kobo middle finger thumbnail tho lmao

    • @avioracrown6967
      @avioracrown6967 Рік тому +4

      She going to flip everyone she calls with that discord picture lol

  • @1Patrick
    @1Patrick Рік тому +64

    Kobo reverse card.

  • @mnr123-x5n
    @mnr123-x5n Рік тому +25

    Kanade : I have no moneyyyy
    Kobo : LMAO , same

  • @GADING05_VIPER
    @GADING05_VIPER Рік тому +64

    when Kobo mentioned it The amount of money she wants to collect should be 100,000 yen and Kanade considers it 1,000,000 yen Lol, this looting kusogaki is taking an opportunity in a tight situation Lol

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims Рік тому +4

      It has the same vibes as Dr. Evil asking for 1 million dollars and getting corrected to ask for 1 billion.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o Рік тому +5

      Usual haggling: start high to make it easier to settle at a decent price
      Kusogaki senpai haggling: start low, but put so much pressure on them they mess up and increase the amount by an order of magnitude

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. Рік тому +166

    These two really fit well together they are both goofballs and I love it

  • @smallsymcsmalls8331
    @smallsymcsmalls8331 Рік тому +52

    Okay okay okay oka… wait no. This is bad.

  • @Andy_Is_Hot
    @Andy_Is_Hot Рік тому +75

    I can’t get over how fitting the bgm is

  • @LazzyRabbit1
    @LazzyRabbit1 Рік тому +67

    "No daijobu!!" Got me rollin 😂

  • @muhamadsyahmi951
    @muhamadsyahmi951 Рік тому +36

    Oh no, Kobo is literally mugging Kanade. Looks like Oozora police gonna arrest her again this year

  • @furanyach.6340
    @furanyach.6340 Рік тому +261

    1:13 her English pronunciation here is actually very good 😮

    • @errorcode377
      @errorcode377 Рік тому +25

      Her pronunciation of "zero" at 2:10 is very native

    • @NafuttoID
      @NafuttoID Рік тому +2

      We talking kanade or kobo pronounciation?

  • @KoboFansu
    @KoboFansu Рік тому +16

    0:43 That sound of Shock from the one who always ask for loot from another member😂

  • @tommikoistinen2321
    @tommikoistinen2321 Рік тому +84

    As expected from the princess of kusogakis.

  • @taura3997
    @taura3997 Рік тому +44

    When asking for otoshidama turned into a senpai tax that you have to pay instead, poor Kanade 😂
    But the kind & gentle Kobo-senpai gave her two weeks time to collect the money, how noble 😊 _(totally-not-like-the loan shark-practice)_

  • @lanvinseandelossantos6118
    @lanvinseandelossantos6118 Рік тому +59

    Gdi Kobo is truly a menace to society. Not to mention skilled in this particular art.
    Take note that there was once a joke that her wallet is a zombie.

  • @BandagedThumbs
    @BandagedThumbs Рік тому +147

    Gotta say that Kanade has some really good english pronounciation compared to a lot of JP Holo's, really surprised me as I haven't seen a lot of Regloss up till recently

    • @Finalras
      @Finalras Рік тому +2

      I think i'ts because she's Korean and they have less trouble learning English than japanese people.

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims Рік тому +7

      All of REGLOSS have somewhat decent levels of English AFAIK and HoloX, too.

    • @Moyski00
      @Moyski00 Рік тому +18

      Kanade has the best pronunciation among them but Ririka can converse in full English.

    • @UltraZulwarn
      @UltraZulwarn Рік тому +12

      she is from Korea, and at least from my experience, they may have more exposure to the english language than an average japanese person, maybe😊

    • @TrollOmnipotence
      @TrollOmnipotence Рік тому +1

      Yeah Ririka can totally go in full english. Her collab with Bijou was super fun.

  • @jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376
    @jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376 Рік тому +124

    Kanade: I need to call... her family.
    *I imagine Kobo being scolded by Altare, Calli, and Kiara to use the senpai card to extort Kanade.*

    • @adiwicaksonoshojoakh
      @adiwicaksonoshojoakh Рік тому +15

      and mami shella.. but she'll help to loot 🤣

    • @hantubelaung
      @hantubelaung Рік тому

      ​@@adiwicaksonoshojoakh Oh, man. She is going to bonk her daughter for sure with an asian mom ultimate weapon, a pair of sandals or worse, a broom

  • @Veyy_20Cya
    @Veyy_20Cya Рік тому +26

    " You poor??"
    I'M DEAD😂😂

  • @vkarvanzer4243
    @vkarvanzer4243 Рік тому +15

    Kobo sounds like a kaigai debt collector starting debt collecting job in Japan like 3 weeks ago

  • @amethonys2798
    @amethonys2798 Рік тому +19

    Kobo needs a Yakuza outfit if she is going to threaten to show up in 2 weeks looking for money

  • @aaronyin9586
    @aaronyin9586 Рік тому +18

    kobo pulled out that uno reverse card real quick 😂

  • @MrGonjack
    @MrGonjack Рік тому +30

    Goddamn senpai, act like Yakuza collecting their tax 😂

  • @limabelas2901
    @limabelas2901 Рік тому +17

    Kanade : ask for money
    Kobo : _uno reverse card_

  • @ziezitci
    @ziezitci Рік тому +235

    Anyone else thinks Kanade not knowing english is just an act? Her pronunciation is so good.

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims Рік тому +28

      Tbh, Japanese focus on pronunciation and reading from books but give little care to the learning in general, and english teachers end up giving up if not consulted to teach better because most of the students won't leave japan, because like in America they have all they could want in their country so they don't take effort in learning another language. Exception is those that have hobbies that come from overseas like cars, comics, movies, or Chicano culture.

    • @bennydelon
      @bennydelon Рік тому +37

      ​@@lordofrimsKanade isn't Japanese. She hasn't revealed where she's from but people believe it's probably Korea.

    • @kiggerst
      @kiggerst Рік тому +14

      ​@@bennydelonShe already said she was living in korea untill very recently but, she is indeed a japanese

    • @AnTama47
      @AnTama47 Рік тому +2

      ​@@kiggerstis she tho?
      At early stream she even mentioned about her speaking Japanese bettee than her own "native" language (i think she mentioned this when talking about singing back in school days)

    • @bennydelon
      @bennydelon Рік тому +3

      @@kiggerst I don't think she ever confirmed it was Korea. She only said she was living somewhere else and moved to Japan recently.
      And every time she mentions the country she's from she deliberately says "abroad" instead of mentioning the specific country.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому +20

    Ofc Kobo would pull the senpai card. Her reactions when they just debuted confirmed it... "Kids these days". She's too kusogaki too handle xD

  • @edwinovsky_
    @edwinovsky_ Рік тому +22

    lmao, funniest interaction i've seen today

  • @annacme-fs5gs
    @annacme-fs5gs Рік тому +10

    She call the wrong person, Kobo is a professional looter 😂

  • @marvinhubregtse5776
    @marvinhubregtse5776 Рік тому +6

    love the excitement Kanade says "im poor" with

  • @natsukinagasaki1009
    @natsukinagasaki1009 Рік тому +62

    Kanade: is she always like this?? I'm going to call her parents
    ID members: well.......
    Calli and Kiara: Here we go again.....

    • @tiekakuroyanagi400
      @tiekakuroyanagi400 Рік тому +6

      Don't forget Mami Shella. But she will help her to loot... 🤣🤣

  • @HealedbyBard
    @HealedbyBard Рік тому +20

    kobo asking for senpai tax

  • @R1L6N
    @R1L6N Рік тому +36

    I like the way Kobo started her senpai tax extortion by clicking her tongue to confuse Kanade. LMAO

  • @dennies07
    @dennies07 Рік тому +10

    bro, Kobo has the title "master of looting", when someone asks for money then the title will activate by itself and that person will get a reciprocal effect, that person will give the money to Kobo

  • @franks777_KFP
    @franks777_KFP Рік тому +6

    Cut to the next day with Calli apologizing with Kobo under her arm 😂

  • @MrCh0o
    @MrCh0o Рік тому +3

    ...Can't help but notice that Kanade herself is on her call-in list
    (also close your eyes and imagine an airplane at 2:03)

  • @rbamba1731
    @rbamba1731 Рік тому +6

    Kobo-senpai....
    Every now and then, I find myself utterly disbelief with the fact that Kobo is a senpai.
    KOBO-SENPAI?!?!?!

    • @tsukinoyuki
      @tsukinoyuki Рік тому

      She got like 3 or 4 gens of Kouhai. A bit too many kouhai for a brat like her if i may say so. Lol

  • @TamamoNoMaeChan69
    @TamamoNoMaeChan69 Рік тому +6

    Kobo is like that little kid NPC from skyrim with broken dialogue

  • @satriadisunarya209
    @satriadisunarya209 Рік тому +13

    Kobo : Are you poor?
    Kanade : Yes.. verry poor
    Kobo : Ah.. poor girl... Well Good luck then 😉
    Kanade : ...

  • @TwinklesTheChinchilla
    @TwinklesTheChinchilla Рік тому +12

    It's a brat eat brat world.
    Still, we can't allow Kobo to turn senpai tax into senpai slum lording. Where's Mori...

  • @bombman1599
    @bombman1599 Рік тому +8

    blue haired Senpais strike again with the Senpai Tax

  • @artsoloer
    @artsoloer Рік тому +14

    Imagine asking Kobo for money...

  • @R2robot
    @R2robot Рік тому +5

    Kobo is going to break Kanada's legs if she doesn't come up with the money! O.o

  • @britishblue4084
    @britishblue4084 Рік тому +5

    Without a doubt if Mr Chow from the hangover is a Vtuber its definitly gonna be Kobo

  • @breeze4761
    @breeze4761 Рік тому +7

    Kobo's yakuza arc ikuzooo

  • @pensmith
    @pensmith Рік тому +5

    The senpai tax is unreal here.

  • @discord440
    @discord440 Рік тому +7

    Kobo became a loan shark without giving a loan 😂😂

    • @aryabaditz3092
      @aryabaditz3092 Рік тому

      Thats the thing, the moment people ask money to Kobo they already in debt even Kobo not give it.

  • @tommarshall5947
    @tommarshall5947 Рік тому +3

    This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Brian owed Stewie money and Stewie went on the warpath to get his money.

  • @dafesa5676h
    @dafesa5676h Рік тому +7

    Great clip!! Thx for the translation!!

  • @r3.4ct
    @r3.4ct Рік тому +8

    2:39 if living is without yoouu"

  • @cryms.
    @cryms. Рік тому +3

    Kanade: _begging for money because she can't afford food and housing_
    chad Kobo: *"I missed the part where that's my problem. now about that senpai tax..."*

  • @OmnipotentO
    @OmnipotentO Рік тому +2

    These 2 in the same phone call with this bgm. I feel my braincells dying

  • @Indra50111
    @Indra50111 Рік тому +7

    Kanade should not cast that spell on Kobo, because Kobo was born when the spell was written 🤣

  • @redcomn
    @redcomn Рік тому +9

    Kanade no food, no house, no cloth, no food
    Kobo: Daijobu daijobu daijobu

  • @emoboywill
    @emoboywill Рік тому +14

    Kanade has really good English pronunciation!

    • @justagachaplayerpassingby5073
      @justagachaplayerpassingby5073 Рік тому +1

      I mean, idk where she from but she's not JPnese

    • @frank-waynealberto6349
      @frank-waynealberto6349 Рік тому +1

      @@justagachaplayerpassingby5073 from her accents, I'm pretty sure she's Korean but not really 100% sure on that since we have no info though.

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 10 місяців тому +2

    kobo is nice gaki and senpai.

  • @navarel9892
    @navarel9892 Рік тому +4

    I didn't know that bocchi the rock had released a second season, poor nijika got her money extorted again by (bratty) ryo lmao

  • @Crackokaine
    @Crackokaine Рік тому +4

    Her English vocabulary is actually really big compared to a lot of other japanese speakers

  • @Saizerz
    @Saizerz Рік тому +9

    Kanade try to raid a bos in lvl 1. 🤣

  • @alukiayoung256
    @alukiayoung256 Рік тому +3

    First time seeing clip of kande because i ain't nihongo jozu and man she great

  • @lowbatt777
    @lowbatt777 Рік тому +6

    What in the reverse gakicology was that

  • @velfare
    @velfare Рік тому +30

    Off collab in next 2 weeks? Lol

  • @Da_A-
    @Da_A- Рік тому +1

    She UNO-reverse! so hard on Kanade and made way more money than she initially requested.
    Kobo-the-stonkS-master

  • @kuzumadesu
    @kuzumadesu Рік тому +7

    When a fifth grade student bullies a fourth grade student.

  • @bungkikal9910
    @bungkikal9910 Рік тому +4

    this looks like when your child's friends come to your house to play

  • @mimiru27
    @mimiru27 4 місяці тому +1

    Uno Reversed Card has been used..

  • @hikun2837
    @hikun2837 Рік тому +4

    Kanade going to sleep on the side of the road 😂

  • @bomouth142
    @bomouth142 Рік тому +1

    The return of the Senpai Tax.

  • @silencemasquerade436
    @silencemasquerade436 Рік тому +3

    Kobo with Yakuza mode 😅

  • @Slash.316
    @Slash.316 Рік тому +5

    kobo going to kanade rooms in 2 weeks possible Offcolabs 👀

  • @Banana_John
    @Banana_John Рік тому +20

    Is this what they call Uno reverse card

  • @MrSonny6155
    @MrSonny6155 Рік тому +1

    "I want one zero zero, zero zero zero yen."
    "I'll do you one magnitude better."

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O Рік тому +1

    Kobo really sounded like a debt collector right there.

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 Рік тому +1

    perfect kobo.
    kobo "can you speak English"
    kanade "passion english"
    kobo *proceeds to talk in japanese

  • @xerofire
    @xerofire Рік тому

    The Senpai Tax tradition continues within Hololive

  • @GamerX13X
    @GamerX13X Рік тому +13

    Wait, was this stream entirely kanade begging for money

    • @richardgrayson5304
      @richardgrayson5304 Рік тому +5

      kinda. she got 2 akasupas from matsuri, an audio interface from polpol, etc and like at least 5 of them said they could go out to eat together

    • @fadlanfadilah1171
      @fadlanfadilah1171 Рік тому +3

      "NEW YEAR" money, it sound different when you only said money.

  • @teguhharyadi7741
    @teguhharyadi7741 Рік тому +2

    if you have work experience.
    you probably gonna meet senpai who's younger than you and act like senpai or kouhai as they like 😂

  • @thunderaoi
    @thunderaoi Рік тому +2

    An uno reverse if i ever saw one!

  • @asdf2098
    @asdf2098 Рік тому +5

    2 Weeks Later
    Hololive Announcement: Kanade has somehow managed to fall down the stairs onto a crowbar and shattered her knees. She will be on hiatus for the forseeable future under the care and supervision of Kobo, who has suddenly and graciously volunteered to help.

  • @xmixaplix
    @xmixaplix Рік тому +11

    Calli didn't raise her kids so the kids out extorting 😝

  • @Odontomango
    @Odontomango Рік тому

    When your senpai is a kusogaki.
    The kouhai suffer

  • @赤ゲキ
    @赤ゲキ Рік тому

    This silly blonde and her passion English. 😂
    Missed opportunity for KusoKubo to play the flute? As a jab to Kanade who played something like that during her debut. 😂😂😂

  • @HattoriZero
    @HattoriZero Рік тому

    Kusogaki asking for New Year allowance.

  • @zeanolafboyopos1409
    @zeanolafboyopos1409 Рік тому

    Kanade no clothes? Mhmm..
    I can already envision the looood fan art.

  • @mustafakamal8608
    @mustafakamal8608 11 місяців тому +1

    Kobo "tukang parkir" Kanaeru

  • @josephwilliams2406
    @josephwilliams2406 Рік тому

    She now has two more days to make the payment😂

  • @Kiteosefireheart
    @Kiteosefireheart Рік тому +5

    Yep definitely calli son 🤣

  • @Korraganitar
    @Korraganitar Рік тому +1

    Anyone else think Kanade sounds a bit like Nene when speaking english?