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  • @ArekusaSan
    @ArekusaSan 3 роки тому +307

    Hide one in a place in your house where in 100 years, some people will find it and be horribly vexed and confused
    Also it makes for a perfect little snack

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +40

      too late :( i already ate them ALL

  • @BexOrRebekah
    @BexOrRebekah 3 роки тому +267

    Be back in 100 years or so

  • @cathacker13
    @cathacker13 3 роки тому +161

    the lemon demon fanbase never fails to amaze me

  • @Frabjous1
    @Frabjous1 3 роки тому +138

    There’s nothing quite like a soft, mellified man

  • @grayalien48
    @grayalien48 3 роки тому +139

    I'm sorry, why is NO ONE addressing that this person just has corpse-honey??

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +92

      i got the honey block from an expired soap making kit 😌

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 3 роки тому +83

      @@mistercryptid you can't fool me. I know it's corpse honey.

    • @horseface470
      @horseface470 3 роки тому +34

      @@sausageassassinn shshsh it's a little secret. Accept its honey or we may have to put you down

  • @teddie6490
    @teddie6490 3 роки тому +239

    It isn’t sexual 😌
    Strictly confectional
    Strictly medical
    If a little nontraditional 😉

  • @catlemonical3409
    @catlemonical3409 3 роки тому +132

    nile cigala sweat bot 😳

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells 3 роки тому +76

    he forgot to put in the dead grandpa you cant just substitute it with babies the entire texture is gonna be ruined in 100 years or so

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +49

      um actually, i know from *personal* experience that the texture remains the same, no matter the age of the corpse and if anything, younger corpses enhance the flavor more. so i'd appreciate it if uneducated people like yourself kept out of my comments section and left the mellifying to the professionals.

    • @CircusSabre
      @CircusSabre 3 роки тому +13

      @@mistercryptid it tastes better with rasin man

    • @notaphycologyst6644
      @notaphycologyst6644 2 роки тому +3

      I season mine with my own skin flakes

    • @notaphycologyst6644
      @notaphycologyst6644 Рік тому +1

      @@ashleyyikkes no...

  • @lexaryan526
    @lexaryan526 3 роки тому +62

    pulling out those baby heads gave me whiplash. I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that

  • @pixiehellpup1579
    @pixiehellpup1579 3 роки тому +36

    WORST PART IS I CAN'T TELL IF THESE ARE SOAPS OR N O T TH EY B OT H L O O K EDIBLE

  • @holidayoreoreal
    @holidayoreoreal 2 роки тому +41

    For anyone wanting to try this at home make sure the men have a diet consisting of only honey till they die!

  • @exterminator9676
    @exterminator9676 3 роки тому +51

    Making a mellified man while listening to SCP-1176 song (mollified man) by Glenn Leroi

  • @st4bmovies
    @st4bmovies 3 роки тому +17

    remind me when it’s been 100 years

  • @surrealsquad1400
    @surrealsquad1400 3 роки тому +38

    tasty .. honey cube mm

  • @cheezymcsqueezy5465
    @cheezymcsqueezy5465 3 роки тому +16

    munchy crunch baby honey cube mmm

  • @snakewithlegs1984
    @snakewithlegs1984 3 роки тому +26

    This is high quality low quality content.

  • @KingOfGayBisciuts
    @KingOfGayBisciuts Рік тому +7

    I think this should be the official music video

  • @funkyfreshrat991
    @funkyfreshrat991 3 роки тому +32

    chick fil a sauce if you took it out of the container

  • @frostbitethebat
    @frostbitethebat 3 роки тому +67

    Someone would totally buy these as earrings

    • @frostbitethebat
      @frostbitethebat 3 роки тому +22

      Personally I would Ooo mummy OOO yummy yumm y crunch mucngh Yom Tom mmm Hmmmm!!

    • @ezr4wr
      @ezr4wr 3 роки тому +12

      i would

    • @CircusSabre
      @CircusSabre 3 роки тому +9

      @@frostbitethebat op said they found it in a soap making kit and it smelled and felt nothing like honey
      Its probbably soap

    • @frostbitethebat
      @frostbitethebat 3 роки тому +13

      @@CircusSabre OoOoOoo YUMMYYY msimmy MMMMMM soap 😍😍

    • @basicallytrash1343
      @basicallytrash1343 3 роки тому +10

      It's me. That person is me.

  • @stelkister
    @stelkister 2 роки тому +5

    So that's how you cure cancer.

  • @Lumiloomz
    @Lumiloomz 3 роки тому +9

    forbidden ice cubes

  • @kikiscosmos4781
    @kikiscosmos4781 Рік тому +3

    *takes giant bite into one* MMMMM CORPSE HONEY-

  • @luckycat_4
    @luckycat_4 2 роки тому +23

    Gives me some GREAT ideas of what to do with my 5 gallons of honey.

  • @quinnsimons7826
    @quinnsimons7826 3 роки тому +13

    I think about this video too often

  • @smallsynth
    @smallsynth 2 роки тому +4

    the lack of a cutting board and no noise from the video except for the song makes this even more chaotic.

  • @georgiaa1033
    @georgiaa1033 3 роки тому +10

    the one dislike is our father who expressly forbade this

  • @ishotmygrandma
    @ishotmygrandma 3 роки тому +16

    I watch this way too much, but I dont regret it

  • @yea4309
    @yea4309 3 роки тому +5

    3:57 SAVE HIM

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +3

      no :)

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 3 роки тому +2

      @@mistercryptid PLEAS HE,S JSUT A SMALL GUY

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +3

      @@yea4309 bite size crumch crumch

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 3 роки тому +2

      @@mistercryptid I’m literally shaking and crying you’re a monster /j

  • @wherefox
    @wherefox 3 роки тому +13

    Who the hell did you kill? Prince Charles???????

  • @user-wk6eo5hz6n
    @user-wk6eo5hz6n 3 роки тому +22

    this video is a blessing

  • @Hyenaaman
    @Hyenaaman 3 роки тому +38

    When i was 4 seconds into the video i immediately subscribed
    At this point i sub to everyone who makes anything lemon demon related

  • @DaddyBlueJay3207
    @DaddyBlueJay3207 3 роки тому +5

    Human tested, corpse approved

  • @MorkedUP1
    @MorkedUP1 3 роки тому +7

    Naeioul coocooreagan would be proud 🎍

  • @livefortheafternoon
    @livefortheafternoon 3 роки тому +5

    *I T I S N ' T S E X U A L*

  • @KyleEllmo
    @KyleEllmo 3 роки тому +9

    Absolutely incredible

  • @rooon_a
    @rooon_a 2 роки тому +3

    I have gone a satisfying depth on youtube. I am ok with this.

  • @ezr4wr
    @ezr4wr 3 роки тому +11

    this is way more entertaining than my life

  • @animalsfriendsforever9016
    @animalsfriendsforever9016 23 дні тому

    You should sell those. I’m sure there would be some satisfied consumers.

  • @Lemon_Verus
    @Lemon_Verus 18 днів тому

    Best music video ever

  • @sameoso
    @sameoso 3 роки тому +10

    yes

  • @aIchemizedlemniscate
    @aIchemizedlemniscate 2 роки тому +5

    what the fuck i started smelling honey while watching this

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 2 роки тому +5

      only the best 4d experience for my viewers

  • @M4t_P4tGT
    @M4t_P4tGT Рік тому +2

    Such a satisfying video 🥰😍🥵😋😗😁✨✨✨

  • @lucify8143
    @lucify8143 2 роки тому +5

    This was the best 4:08 of my life

  • @cherrypawz678
    @cherrypawz678 3 роки тому +14

    wait i’m confused can you eat those or

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +38

      it's soap so "medical professionals" would advise that you didn't but we all know that they're lying to us

  • @Foolschat
    @Foolschat 2 роки тому +6

    Best 4 minutes and 8 seconds of my life.

  • @snakewithlegs1984
    @snakewithlegs1984 3 роки тому +3

    Nice nails btw 🖤✨

  • @bendover3484
    @bendover3484 3 роки тому +2

    Sweet bod is a bop

  • @TheJAJPG
    @TheJAJPG 3 роки тому +3

    Yum tasty corpse honey

  • @nosferattusx2
    @nosferattusx2 Рік тому +1

    I love the way you reply to comments.
    I am planning to follow this recipe, because currently I'm really lacking soap in my diet; would adding blood to this ruin everything or not?

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid Рік тому +3

      Blood would ruin the consistency, making the babies too spongy and thus canceling out the mystic healing powers of the mellified men 🙄 The fact that you must ask means you're clearly NOT READY to make this recipe. Come back once you've done your RESEARCH.

    • @nosferattusx2
      @nosferattusx2 Рік тому +2

      @@mistercryptid I am sorry Mr. Cryptid I will be better.

  • @aIchemizedlemniscate
    @aIchemizedlemniscate 2 роки тому +4

    😳

  • @somerandompersonofficial
    @somerandompersonofficial 3 роки тому +5

    sexn't

  • @CircusSabre
    @CircusSabre 3 роки тому +4

    Is that actually honey

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +3

      i honestly have no idea what it is, i found it in a soap making kit and it was labeled honey but it did not feel or smell like honey, it's actual properties are a mystery

    • @CircusSabre
      @CircusSabre 3 роки тому +3

      @@mistercryptid its probbably soap lol

  • @gec9960
    @gec9960 3 роки тому +1

    panacea....

  • @maush.
    @maush. Рік тому

    Innacurate no corpse

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid Рік тому +2

      i can guarantee that all tiny babies used in the video were VERY DEAD. also there's lots of bonus corpses hidden in the background, it's like an I Spy. I would never clickbait by beloved viewers

  • @numskul8566
    @numskul8566 3 роки тому +2

    this is something i'd do
    want to be friends

  • @PrestaPretzel
    @PrestaPretzel 2 роки тому +1

    This video now has 100 comments of so

  • @Labgrownhuman
    @Labgrownhuman 2 роки тому +3

    I am very confused help anyways were did u get those baby parts from

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 2 роки тому +3

      i was making human centipedes out of tiny plastic babies i got off amazon so the jar of baby heads is leftover from that project

    • @Labgrownhuman
      @Labgrownhuman 2 роки тому +2

      @@mistercryptid ok thank u !! Also making human centipedes sounds fun might try that

  • @bRain_tUmoRzz
    @bRain_tUmoRzz Рік тому

    Kinda scared me with that title tbh

  • @claudedebussyreal
    @claudedebussyreal 2 роки тому +2

    where did you get the corpse? i just picked some from my local cemetery .

  • @WhereAmIPleaseHelp4.0
    @WhereAmIPleaseHelp4.0 Рік тому

    :)

  • @morelikegayther
    @morelikegayther 2 роки тому +1

    i was the 666th like >:)

  • @women_lover
    @women_lover 2 роки тому +2

    Why do you have a jar with babies

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 2 роки тому +2

      i was making human centipedes out of plastic babies and felt weird throwing the heads away

    • @women_lover
      @women_lover 2 роки тому +1

      @@mistercryptid understandable

  • @kur0801
    @kur0801 3 роки тому +2

    Not to be that guy but where was your chopping board or was your table clean? I got really worried idk why sorry
    Edit: it's not real honey right? Or did you eat it-

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +4

      i like living on the edge so i don't use cutting boards. and you're correct, it's not real honey, it's a soap starter

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid 3 роки тому +3

      though i did eat them

  • @lastcupofsorr0w
    @lastcupofsorr0w Рік тому

    Can I eat those /j

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid Рік тому +1

      soap is an essential part of a balanced diet! doctors don't want you to find out because this one superfood would put them out of work! my lifespan has been increased by triple after eating soap :smile:

  • @_--_wow_--_
    @_--_wow_--_ Рік тому

    I'm watching this video not quite sure what a mellified man is. I will report back soon.

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid Рік тому +1

      honestly this video might just create more questions

    • @_--_wow_--_
      @_--_wow_--_ Рік тому

      Oh my

    • @_--_wow_--_
      @_--_wow_--_ Рік тому

      @@mistercryptid Why do you own little plastic babies and heads and why did you put them in honey and why did you eat them

    • @mistercryptid
      @mistercryptid Рік тому +5

      @@_--_wow_--_ one morning i woke up in a cold sweat and found all my family members had been replaced my millions of minuscule infants and they have haunted me ever since. i originally began beheading them to avenge my dearly departed family but became overwhelmed by their numbers and decided to just adopt them as my new parents. i put them into honey so that in a 100 years or so they will hopefully be turned into a wonderful flesh confection with the power to cure any disease. i eat them to fill the void in my heart.

  • @Imsosillywhaaaa
    @Imsosillywhaaaa Рік тому +1

    This isn’t sexual!

    • @maush.
      @maush. Рік тому

      Its stricly medicinal!