Mosquito Season by Vanripper [Comic dub]

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  • @DeadJosey
    @DeadJosey  2 роки тому +2881

    yo i got other videos!
    check em out.
    ua-cam.com/channels/oxSGpW1YLvSjioonRaLbBg.htmljoin

    • @auramoonlight6978
      @auramoonlight6978 2 роки тому +8

      I have to admit you have a pretty good voice for this stuff but there's another girl that does a really good voice acting as well she's even the new lead acting voice actor for Luna from hell of a boss so it's really difficult to debate which of the two between you and her is the best sorry 😔

    • @MVGUY_ENTERTAINMENT
      @MVGUY_ENTERTAINMENT 2 роки тому +5

      I find it hilarious how you randomly just posted this comment on a video that’s nearly a year old. I find it even funnier that this has appeared in my recommended so many times that I found this.

    • @keith_5584
      @keith_5584 2 роки тому +4

      Is there more to this comic? This is one of my favorites. I have seen it teased in other Vanripper projects, but wasn’t sure if it was just an Easter Egg.

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 2 роки тому +4

      _Sarcastic and rebellious_
      *No*

    • @thetoaster6938
      @thetoaster6938 2 роки тому +4

      i keep getting recommended this and btw, amazing voice fluctuations

  • @monadoboy8009
    @monadoboy8009 4 роки тому +5744

    He's yet to face Cicada Girls.
    MC: "It's kinda hot today, I'll open a window." *Opens window*
    Cicada Girls: "Ahem, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

    • @blackjovian9414
      @blackjovian9414 4 роки тому +258

      Now i can imagine it,just random girls randomly SCREAMING ON THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS

    • @umcaraaleatorio3194
      @umcaraaleatorio3194 4 роки тому +59

      * Vitas aaaaaa aaa as intensifies*

    • @cheshirekitsune
      @cheshirekitsune 4 роки тому +116

      I think it's also to attract mates so it's basically SOMEONE COME OVER I WANNA FUCKKKKKKKK

    • @bewbeezy
      @bewbeezy 4 роки тому +199

      Actually female cicadas are silent, it is the male cicadas who go outside and scream bloody murder to attract a mate.

    • @cheshirekitsune
      @cheshirekitsune 4 роки тому +98

      @@bewbeezy either way someones horny and needs to chill tf out

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +12687

    He's bald and he has trouble with mosquitoes.
    This has to be a One Punch Man reference.

    • @LKMatjio
      @LKMatjio 4 роки тому +387

      *is that a MF ONE PUNCH MAN REFERENCE!?*

    • @Grotto76
      @Grotto76 4 роки тому +269

      Geralt of Rivia
      Yes yes yes.
      Oh my God...

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому +151

      Grotto IS THAT A MOTHER FUCN JOJO REFERENCE-

    • @dontsayflan4315
      @dontsayflan4315 4 роки тому +47

      Yeah, in the end of the video

    • @logrpleng3480
      @logrpleng3480 4 роки тому +20

      @@LKMatjio Vitcher? Wiedżmin?

  • @kipsea3409
    @kipsea3409 4 роки тому +4999

    Rest of the world:Normal spider waifu
    Australia:Ara Ara spiders

    • @gamaactive8278
      @gamaactive8278 4 роки тому +394

      *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @waypoint732
      @waypoint732 4 роки тому +219

      In Australia your family is in part spider

    • @mememomo4847
      @mememomo4847 4 роки тому +62

      Lol demon slayer reference

    • @resthejackal4238
      @resthejackal4238 4 роки тому +64

      I hate that i love this

    • @darienschnucker2453
      @darienschnucker2453 4 роки тому +34

      This random guy is a complet losser if i catcht a Moskito girl like that i would eat her myself but not as food but in the more dirty kind of way

  • @theyellowmanofthehouse1350
    @theyellowmanofthehouse1350 8 місяців тому +934

    Honestly Vanripper is so based
    "Not enough insect harems? Fine, I'll do it myself."
    "Not enough harems of demons in suits? Fine, I'll do it myself."

    • @junkuribo5150
      @junkuribo5150 3 місяці тому +39

      Oh yeah, this guy did make Helltaker.

    • @zackOOO-nz9rh
      @zackOOO-nz9rh 2 місяці тому +29

      THATS WHY THE ART STYLE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

    • @harryvpn1462
      @harryvpn1462 15 днів тому +28

      "Not enough ghost harems? Fine i'll do it myself"

    • @theyellowmanofthehouse1350
      @theyellowmanofthehouse1350 15 днів тому +7

      @@harryvpn1462 So fr

    • @leeperhapsbased.9057
      @leeperhapsbased.9057 13 днів тому +5

      "One day, Baba Yaga woke up with just one thought: "CHCĘ HAREM Z DUCHOWYMI KOBIETAMI"", and so Vanripper made a new game.

  • @BeondTheKDGaming
    @BeondTheKDGaming 4 роки тому +6750

    Me: who draws this up?
    "Drawn by helltaker guy"
    Yeah that sounds accurate

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 4 роки тому +6234

    _”maybe 4chan knows how to fix this”_
    *Ah yes, 4chan the most reliable source for bug extermination*

    • @LKMatjio
      @LKMatjio 4 роки тому +480

      ah yes 4chan the most reliable source for *anything*

    • @harutherogue5116
      @harutherogue5116 4 роки тому +131

      You'd be surprised at how many boards there are

    • @Nogard20
      @Nogard20 4 роки тому +147

      "help me f *RIENDS* "

    • @kektuss
      @kektuss 4 роки тому +95

      I’m surprised OP was not called a homosexual individual

    • @MicrowaveFanFic
      @MicrowaveFanFic 4 роки тому +169

      they'd probably tell him to make mustard gas and gas his house

  • @declanstoeckel2244
    @declanstoeckel2244 4 роки тому +3942

    "Maybe 4chan knows how to fix this."
    Mistakes have been made.

  • @lin_theaptylpoeticchemist
    @lin_theaptylpoeticchemist Рік тому +1620

    When I was in Peru, I got extremely sick and couldn’t leave the bathroom. I was lonely and miserable. Luckily, there was a little spider that lived in the bathroom. I named him Jorge and he made the loneliness more bearable. One day, he disappeared. I still think about him, and I am no longer afraid of spiders.

    • @arihantmohanthind1547
      @arihantmohanthind1547 6 місяців тому +97

      This is the most wholesome story i have heard in a while

    • @jojo.s_bekaar_adventures
      @jojo.s_bekaar_adventures 6 місяців тому +80

      i hope jorge found a whole lot of mosquitos to feed on

    • @turmadogalego7963
      @turmadogalego7963 5 місяців тому +21

      i had a pet spider named timmy once, but you will need to ask me for my discord if you wat that

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 5 місяців тому +31

      There was a yellow garden spider that lived in a web right next to our front door. My stepsister was terrified of it, but there was a notable decline in insects in the house. I named it "Jeremy", until it laid a whole bunch of eggs, so she became "Geraldine". We greeted her every day when we got back from school, until one day she left for good. The eggs hatched during the spring, and I like to think her descendants still keep the house and yard pest-free to this day.

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 5 місяців тому +6

      this commet reminds me of mattias pilhede

  • @labibtazwar5423
    @labibtazwar5423 4 роки тому +3719

    When you were in quarantine for a long time and hadn't seen any girls for days
    Guy : thicc bug girls

    • @slayerknightgaming5194
      @slayerknightgaming5194 4 роки тому +94

      no jokw im beginning to imagine it help please

    • @straysoul1818
      @straysoul1818 4 роки тому +76

      Quick, think of some decent anime with harems composed of HUMANS ONLY (and elves, elves are okay)

    • @labibtazwar5423
      @labibtazwar5423 4 роки тому +22

      @@straysoul1818 my wife is student council president
      Or high school dxd
      Or kissxsis
      Or interspecies review

    • @slayerknightgaming5194
      @slayerknightgaming5194 4 роки тому +14

      @@straysoul1818 umm in a another world with my smart phone

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 4 роки тому +17

      MY GOD,first there objects waifus,now we have insect waifus.
      I don’t know what come next and I’m scared.

  • @milx7210
    @milx7210 3 роки тому +16032

    I love how the guy just looks perpetually mad at everything and everyone

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 роки тому +439

      I know it's a joke,
      But this guy must have some personal problems from his childhood or something like that

    • @D.V.McAwesome
      @D.V.McAwesome 3 роки тому +127

      Mood

    • @lucasschuble847
      @lucasschuble847 3 роки тому +343

      Well if all animals were anime girls you would be mad

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 роки тому +268

      What do you expect from a guy that goes on 4chan

    • @D.V.McAwesome
      @D.V.McAwesome 3 роки тому +80

      @@sarahmellinger8125 Good point

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 4 роки тому +8968

    I love how unbelievably pissed he always looks.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +387

      The musqitos come every night to bother him. They are like real life musqitos, but they look different.

    • @nagi2960
      @nagi2960 4 роки тому +236

      I think the mosquitoes made him go bald

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 4 роки тому +72

      @Mediocre seems legit.

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 4 роки тому +110

      Those damm mosquitoes keep sucking me when I’m a sleep.
      So I have to use my blanket as my protection.😑

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +13

      YES

  • @joaodasilva3210
    @joaodasilva3210 Рік тому +942

    This video saved a spider’s life. I kid you not, I legitimately spared a spider solely because of this video. Also, I have to congratulate this guy. I would have given up a long time ago and just told the mosquito girls to wash off so they don’t give me malaria or smth like that. Lastly, Roy. I don’t know why, but my brain instantly named the dude Roy.

    • @SzymonB-h2e
      @SzymonB-h2e 11 місяців тому +4

      Is The mosquito alive please tell

    • @joaodasilva3210
      @joaodasilva3210 11 місяців тому +19

      @@SzymonB-h2e ? You mean the mosquito girls from the video? I don’t see why you’d ask me that, but probably not

    • @metalfan1890
      @metalfan1890 8 місяців тому +15

      The spider don't love you bro

    • @vito6197
      @vito6197 8 місяців тому +15

      Bro is simping for an irl spider 💀💀💀

    • @finnjay6149
      @finnjay6149 8 місяців тому +31

      Spiders are super useful and also just trying to get by, the same as us. It's not their fault we're afraid of them. I've always tried to put them outside somewhere safe.

  • @connorbroman7466
    @connorbroman7466 3 роки тому +5446

    Man gets straddled by a mosquito waifu and just sleeps it off. Absolute legend.

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 3 роки тому +260

      He was sleeping about re-taking the Holy land.

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 3 роки тому +99

      Dreaming*

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude 3 роки тому +122

      At some point the lack of sleep takes over everything, everything else stops mattering.

    • @frankieballou3262
      @frankieballou3262 3 роки тому +52

      He also has moth and spider waifu

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 3 роки тому +57

      You know mosquitoes are powerful spreaders for blood-transmitted diseases, which all STDs are?

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 4 роки тому +39994

    Day 69 of quarantine: the bugs in my bedroom do be starting to look kinda hot...

    • @andrewdude1614
      @andrewdude1614 4 роки тому +3470

      oh noes its getting to him

    • @toastguy5976
      @toastguy5976 4 роки тому +3459

      #dontfuckthebugs

    • @charlotte9162
      @charlotte9162 4 роки тому +2072

      @@toastguy5976 too late

    • @m0nstrrz35
      @m0nstrrz35 4 роки тому +877

      @@andrewdude1614 uh oh- tbh he is right tho

    • @m0nstrrz35
      @m0nstrrz35 4 роки тому +679

      @@charlotte9162 oh NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @VechsDavion
    @VechsDavion 4 роки тому +7113

    Bug Taker

  • @The_Pure_Vessel397
    @The_Pure_Vessel397 Рік тому +400

    As someone who owns a pet spider, i can confirm that this video is accurate. In the "Mosquito season" i feed the Mosquitos and other insects to my spider. Occasionally, i let the spider out of its terrarium and allow it to scavange a bit. Sometimes, it runs into other spiders which hide around my room, since spiders dont tolerate eachother much, they usually fight with eachother. So whenever i see the spiders fighting, i try seperating them by placing a piece of paper between the 2, placing my spider back in its terrarium and transferring the pther spider to a more suitable area such as to the window or behind a shelf. Its pretty fun taking care of a spider tbh but it can get sorta annoying at times.

    • @EmperorOfApathy
      @EmperorOfApathy 8 місяців тому +23

      You’re absolutely insane, but to each their own I guess

    • @The_Pure_Vessel397
      @The_Pure_Vessel397 8 місяців тому +12

      @@EmperorOfApathy I know🙃

    • @lukas0419-ur2zm
      @lukas0419-ur2zm 8 місяців тому +18

      You just had to be a Hollow Knight fan...

    • @The_Pure_Vessel397
      @The_Pure_Vessel397 8 місяців тому +10

      @lukas0419-ur2zm Of course, I'm a hollow knight fan, I beat Pantheon 5 and Path of Pain every day. Don't ask about my sanity🙃👍

    • @lukas0419-ur2zm
      @lukas0419-ur2zm 8 місяців тому +5

      @@The_Pure_Vessel397 T o m o r r o w f o r s u r e . . .

  • @Omnisprime
    @Omnisprime 3 роки тому +11024

    “I bet you can’t make a Harem Anime about insect girls”
    “NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING!”

    • @nakedmario9359
      @nakedmario9359 3 роки тому +265

      Dont give idea to the japaness people

    • @groundpoundtime5488
      @groundpoundtime5488 3 роки тому +123

      Joke on you..

    • @alluringming
      @alluringming 3 роки тому +191

      Just give it time, japan makes harems of just about anything

    • @StarlightMagician
      @StarlightMagician 3 роки тому +78

      @@alluringming I mean, we have two major Monster girl Harem anime. So...
      Scratch that, 3.

    • @Piggly8w8
      @Piggly8w8 3 роки тому +11

      @@StarlightMagician what’s the third one?

  • @Cadaverous0711
    @Cadaverous0711 4 роки тому +6470

    When a spider is looking for a mate they present them with an offering of food. That's why she was blushing.

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 4 роки тому +967

      Someone should tell Random Guy he just prposed to her.

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii 4 роки тому +623

      Prepare the coom chamber

    • @Cadaverous0711
      @Cadaverous0711 4 роки тому +353

      @@jhalilxvii Been prepared for awhile bud.

    • @wilsthelimit
      @wilsthelimit 4 роки тому +150

      Huh, I was kind of confused when I first saw that but now it makes sense

    • @synapse0
      @synapse0 4 роки тому +86

      @@jhalilxvii the cocoom

  • @smuggaming3730
    @smuggaming3730 3 роки тому +13196

    The spider is honestly the best one, they dont really annoy you and just vibe.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 роки тому +710

      I've had a couple spiders develop a tast for me and bite the hell out of me when I sleep then slink back into the shadows before I wake, (it was definitely spiders not mosquitos the welts had spider fang marks and I don't really get mosquitoes in my nieghborhood, big mosquito hawks sure but not the plague spreading biting variety) so some spiders are definitely arseholes but most are pretty chill or at the very least more scared of you and not looking for trouble, they also have the good sense to stay out of sight and out of mind 8 out of 10 times.

    • @HenriqueLSilva
      @HenriqueLSilva 3 роки тому +443

      And they eat mosquitoes.

    • @qualcunoacaso4865
      @qualcunoacaso4865 3 роки тому +396

      Because they aren't insects. Only insects have the urge to annoy other living creatures! Especially if they can fly. Filthy bastards... 🤣

    • @dizknots9357
      @dizknots9357 3 роки тому +100

      @@HenriqueLSilva best part about them

    • @jambocochelli9189
      @jambocochelli9189 3 роки тому +9

      Yea and you can smash

  • @toastedprocastinator
    @toastedprocastinator 24 дні тому +20

    2:47 the way *"friends"* are covered is so funny ngl like you know damn well what he actually said. 😭

  • @Totesdrache
    @Totesdrache 4 роки тому +10736

    The spider is the best one because she doesn't really annoy him and is friendly.
    8/10 waifu

    • @m0nstrrz35
      @m0nstrrz35 4 роки тому +1037

      No, no. 10/10

    • @krog8823
      @krog8823 4 роки тому +219

      Yes yes

    • @JohnFKennedy490
      @JohnFKennedy490 4 роки тому +204

      Sugarr Strawberry the way she talks annoys me a tiny bit so I’d say 9/10

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 4 роки тому +395

      I never kill spiders. They always mind their own business and kill bugs. I also leave moths alone.

    • @professorsimosuchus7954
      @professorsimosuchus7954 4 роки тому +101

      Whats sad is seeing how wasps work she probably got eaten

  • @kingstaze9696
    @kingstaze9696 4 роки тому +31573

    This guy is living in a dating game and hates every second of it

    • @owet2184
      @owet2184 4 роки тому +577

      ye

    • @luu01
      @luu01 4 роки тому +1359

      Not da spider

    • @megamaster1610
      @megamaster1610 4 роки тому +2563

      I’ve always thought that it’d be really fun to watch a harem anime where in the first episode, the main character explains that his entire life girls have been supernaturally head over heels for him, and the entire show he’s just completely done with everything and everyone and is constantly trying and failing to make the girls after him hate him
      Edit: Maybe he’s also got his best friend helping him to try and get the girls to hate him, like an anti-wingman, but then at some point his best friend comes out as gay, and is also in love with the MC

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 3 роки тому +447

      Not EVERY second... but 90% of it yeah

    • @bitbot9834
      @bitbot9834 3 роки тому +510

      @@megamaster1610 I would love that meta approach like the shield heros approach to isekai's

  • @voidraldarken
    @voidraldarken 3 роки тому +11450

    The guy doesn’t even hate the mosquitoes because they leave bite marks or steal blood, it’s because they don’t let him sleep.

    • @C0w_1nk
      @C0w_1nk 3 роки тому +230

      Proven false when they try to bite him. He feeds her to the spider alive

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 роки тому +392

      @@C0w_1nk Only because she wouldn't let him sleep. He even said he didn't care as long as she was quiet, but she kept him up, so by the time she went in to feed he was just done with it all.

    • @C0w_1nk
      @C0w_1nk 3 роки тому +37

      @@timwoods2852 oh ok. Didn't realize that

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 роки тому +58

      @Raptor Jack I've been bitten by them *so many* times my body doesn't even register it anymore. I just find the itchy little lumps afterwards. They go away after about an hour.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 роки тому +8

      @Raptor Jack Eh, sometimes.

  • @Wolffur
    @Wolffur Рік тому +197

    You know, if perhaps he invited the spider girl to share his apartment, his bug girl problem would be solved. She gains a warm place with a reliable food supply, and he gains some rest. A mutually beneficial relationship.

    • @Michael-s1p1o
      @Michael-s1p1o 2 дні тому

      Then there's the threat of her turning on him and him losing an appendage

    • @Wolffur
      @Wolffur 2 дні тому

      @Michael-s1p1o True, but that's a risk with any potential roommate.

    • @Michael-s1p1o
      @Michael-s1p1o 2 дні тому

      @Wolffur so all humans have the ability to melt people arms off with venom? Melt their insides and drink it like wine? Yeah, I didn't think so.

  • @Platin_2004
    @Platin_2004 4 роки тому +2823

    I love that he is canonically talking to himself the entire time.

    • @hahgotem3886
      @hahgotem3886 4 роки тому +151

      Nah he's talking to us, like deadpool does. Or at least that's my head cannon

    • @yoinkface6516
      @yoinkface6516 4 роки тому +60

      He's gone mad from staying up because the mosquitos

    • @yurikovRUKR762
      @yurikovRUKR762 4 роки тому +5

      Yeh

    • @lordstick24
      @lordstick24 4 роки тому +16

      Did you just say “canonically”?

    • @sushicraft6155
      @sushicraft6155 4 роки тому +10

      No he’s just breaking the fourth wall

  • @Van-xf6vb
    @Van-xf6vb 4 роки тому +4073

    "So yeah, it's mosquito season"
    "It *sucks* "
    Exactly, they do suck.

    • @lukifuslukifus1963
      @lukifuslukifus1963 4 роки тому +90

      They suck dick

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 4 роки тому +69

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero 4 роки тому +20

      @@mortarion9813 niceu

    • @Riderman009
      @Riderman009 4 роки тому +18

      They suck soo much dick!

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 4 роки тому +7

      Random Internet user with Rabbit a photo both figuratively and literally

  • @jayav2877
    @jayav2877 4 роки тому +10650

    This guy has more personality than most guys in anime.
    And that's a fact.

    • @Bowproplays
      @Bowproplays 4 роки тому +136

      @Ryder from grove street Ah yes. I understand this reference and i approve, even if its completely out of context.

    • @towniehypnosis7563
      @towniehypnosis7563 4 роки тому +42

      @Ryder from grove street I see you also know of his training, yes and so do I, master Kaiyami has taught me to be one like water, and like water I chose when to flow and to crash, like water, I widdle down the rocks of the river to dirt for others, and like a sword I chop people to bits to eat, do you move like water?

    • @5dollars237
      @5dollars237 4 роки тому +13

      Fact

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 4 роки тому +43

      Yeah most anime protagonist have the personality of a piece of cardboard

    • @DaJodad
      @DaJodad 4 роки тому +9

      That us so out of context I just watched one of the torsolo videos. Never thought id see it here...

  • @bobsmoothie6445
    @bobsmoothie6445 Рік тому +107

    Damn, Charlie Brown got more personality than most anime protagonists.

  • @GrinningMarionette
    @GrinningMarionette 4 роки тому +18434

    Moths being aggressively confused is so accurate.

    • @sawyerprince7304
      @sawyerprince7304 4 роки тому +519

      I think the moth is voiced by the same person who does Sock's voice in the now-classic "Welcome to Hell" animation.

    • @GrinningMarionette
      @GrinningMarionette 4 роки тому +115

      @@sawyerprince7304 Cute.

    • @Boxfortress
      @Boxfortress 4 роки тому +36

      Möth

    • @abnormal_asian
      @abnormal_asian 4 роки тому +268

      I had a pet moth one time,
      They’re name was Joe

    • @GrinningMarionette
      @GrinningMarionette 4 роки тому +92

      @@abnormal_asian That sounds cute, what type.

  • @quinnderp
    @quinnderp 4 роки тому +13380

    fun fact only female mosquitos suck blood so this video is accurate

    • @myself55555-x
      @myself55555-x 4 роки тому +702

      they are all women.
      ....

    • @barmacidic2257
      @barmacidic2257 4 роки тому +727

      sasso sasso yes, that’s the literal definition of what Quinn said.
      But if you actually used your walnut of a brain, you’d get that they didn’t mean that it was 100% accurate, just that it has a nugget of truth to it. Because nobody’s gonna tell you that mosquitoes are hot.
      Except Johnny, but he has a bug bite fetish, so he doesn’t count.

    • @barmacidic2257
      @barmacidic2257 4 роки тому +247

      ThisGuy69 because Diego dies twice.

    • @Galaxy_0123
      @Galaxy_0123 4 роки тому +58

      Wait, if all of them a girls, then how do they reproduce??

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 4 роки тому +452

      @@Galaxy_0123 male mosquitoes exist. they just eat nectar instead of blood.

  • @CrazyLikeUhFox
    @CrazyLikeUhFox 4 роки тому +12291

    Those bug girls aren’t giant, they’re actual size. That guy is just Tyler1.

  • @CallyLovesKirby
    @CallyLovesKirby 9 місяців тому +630

    This man is
    so done
    with everything
    but he's so stupidly nice.

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 6 місяців тому +7

      It’s very endearing in a way. I can tell I’d like him if I was gay

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 4 місяці тому

      @@lusciouslocks8790☠️

    • @Flow-Fi-
      @Flow-Fi- 4 місяці тому +1

      @@lusciouslocks8790 I already do

    • @tahrey
      @tahrey 3 місяці тому +2

      Just because there's something external getting on your nerves, there's no reason to take it out on others who are just minding their own business in turn.

    • @Bradym.Cantrall
      @Bradym.Cantrall 3 місяці тому +2

      Ah yes, so nice of him to literally feed a sentient humanoid being to another sentient humanoid being, essentially cannibalism, just because she was trying to eat the only thing she can.

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 4 роки тому +1661

    I love how he constantly looks pissed off, even though he's pretty nice.

  • @radiantduality8366
    @radiantduality8366 3 роки тому +6581

    The way he says “I think we are quite past that.” Is so hilarious to me for no other reason than his face.

    • @WholeLottaLalo
      @WholeLottaLalo 3 роки тому +162

      if I was him oh my lord id commit unholy acts at that point

    • @laughlez
      @laughlez 3 роки тому +130

      @@WholeLottaLalo 📷

    • @waltzmacandcheese
      @waltzmacandcheese 3 роки тому +95

      @@laughlez 📸

    • @MrMug-vj1up
      @MrMug-vj1up 3 роки тому +61

      @@WholeLottaLalo whadidhesay???????

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb 2 роки тому +57

      @@WholeLottaLalo holy shit, caught in 4k 😐📸
      (Also, same)

  • @MaximumSherman
    @MaximumSherman 4 роки тому +2351

    Therapist: So when did you become attracted to wasps?
    Me: So there's this video.

  • @kaboom9126
    @kaboom9126 11 місяців тому +20

    Oddly wholesome, would definitely like to see more.

  • @f1urps
    @f1urps 3 роки тому +3686

    In some spider species, males give gifts of food to the females as an offering to mate. Maybe that's why the spider girl had heart eyes when he gave her the mosquito.

    • @Xarles47
      @Xarles47 3 роки тому +127

      HYBRIDS!!!!

    • @midloran
      @midloran 3 роки тому +82

      Hmmm what she will do with mosquito?

    • @Xarles47
      @Xarles47 3 роки тому +179

      @@midloran E A T

    • @voilavoila196
      @voilavoila196 3 роки тому +85

      @@Xarles47 not E A T more like C E N S O R E D

    • @C0w_1nk
      @C0w_1nk 3 роки тому +61

      @@midloran eat. Alive.

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 4 роки тому +510

    Cockroach: "Alright. Play dead"
    Cockroach when flying: *"Bow down to your masters mortals!"*

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 роки тому +32

      Me, holding my breath with gloves and mask on and slipper in hand: Alright so here's how this goes, lass. Step 1: *_You pray for mercy._*
      Me if I'm not holding my breath and a cockroach flies: *screaming so high-pitched and loud it gives dolphins tinnitus as I slam the door and go get ready for war*

    • @zacterkrackers751
      @zacterkrackers751 4 роки тому +17

      @@anonguy772 One time when I was about 9 with my 10 year old bro. We were playing together on our attic and at that time our parents were away and our aunt that was supposed to look out for us fell asleep on the couch. It was every man for himself when we saw a flying coackroach flew over us and landed on the door to the stairs down to the living room. So it technically blocked our only way out, we were scared shitless. We thought of calling our aunt but my bro told me if we keep on depending we'd be chicken for the rest of our lives. I agreed so then we armed ourselves with pillows and multiple layers of clothing, covering every part of our body except the eyes. As we slowly marched to the door where the cockroach landed we heard nothing. We were surprised as we thought the roach had left up until we looked at each other. There were 3 of them, 2 on me and 1 on my bro. We couldn't feel them crawling because of our pillow armor. At that moment, we started war... We gone apeshit crazy and started jumping around smacking everything with the roaches flying everywhere. I tell ya it was every man for himself. My bro told me that he'll hold him off as I ran to the doorknob and opened the door then we bailed immediately after. We got in touch with our aunt and she came to the attic and bombarded the area with insect repellent. Damn I still remember that day to this day. I feel like a veteran that walked away from Afghanistan.

    • @Hazel_TheOne
      @Hazel_TheOne 4 роки тому +2

      Zacter Krackers You are my favorite person in all of UA-cam

    • @asovietplaytpus5828
      @asovietplaytpus5828 4 роки тому

      That insect repellent is basically nalpam for the bugs

    • @foxmask8032
      @foxmask8032 4 роки тому

      Me to a cockroach: Get out!
      Me when the thing starts flying while making the same noise as military helicopter: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

  • @razorhighflyer
    @razorhighflyer 4 роки тому +4525

    This guys character interactions are pretty unique. He should make a game about it or something...

    • @braedanbaird8851
      @braedanbaird8851 4 роки тому +293

      Helltaker.

    • @braedanbaird8851
      @braedanbaird8851 4 роки тому +178

      But yeah, Vanripper makes great characters.

    • @kaiver4742
      @kaiver4742 4 роки тому +71

      @@braedanbaird8851 ohhhh so thats why the artstyle is so familiar

    • @aidynberry260
      @aidynberry260 4 роки тому +57

      @@alexandergriffith1532 shut the fuck up jfc, every redditor with half a mind is getting tired of that.

    • @chadsomemalowsome
      @chadsomemalowsome 4 роки тому +14

      @@alexandergriffith1532 Hey, how was that a woooosh

  • @Michael-s1p1o
    @Michael-s1p1o 2 місяці тому +16

    3:48
    It dawned on me that mosquitos use blood to reproduce
    It also dawned upon me that that why this scene is suggestive
    😲
    It ALSO dawned on me that spider offer food to a spider they want to mate with
    Explaining the thumbnail; why the spider is blushing

  • @Koolplayer12
    @Koolplayer12 3 роки тому +2098

    "damn i won't kill cockroaches again"
    *sees cockroach*
    "well, a man can dream" *yeets flippers across the room*

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 3 роки тому +53

      if bed bugs are in bed that means ooooh - - -

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 3 роки тому +35

      @@monke6912 *screaming*

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 3 роки тому +10

      in BlastphamousHD's case, scream and run away when they flap their wings

    • @NIGHTMARE-yq3pf
      @NIGHTMARE-yq3pf 3 роки тому +2

      at this point i can kill them with that

    • @dalevaughn9446
      @dalevaughn9446 3 роки тому +1

      Funny, 555----- Death, Death, Death.!!!!!

  • @halofly3
    @halofly3 4 роки тому +1907

    Me: I’m deathly afraid of spiders. Sees Vanripper’s spider.
    Me: Still afraid and slightly uncomfortable now.

    • @NateNoProb
      @NateNoProb 4 роки тому +87

      Me: I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Sees Vaneipper's spider.
      Me: Still afraid and slightly aroused now.

    • @chriwehl7173
      @chriwehl7173 4 роки тому +58

      "The WHY boner. WITH A VENGANCE."

    • @Emerald_Golem
      @Emerald_Golem 4 роки тому +4

      I have pulled a spiders legs off one by one. Felt pretty good

    • @Emerald_Golem
      @Emerald_Golem 4 роки тому +1

      @Mr Snad Man Me pulling off it’s limbs happens 5 years ago also not in my house

    • @elessal
      @elessal 4 роки тому +6

      I am both frightened and aroused

  • @MollassesHenry6
    @MollassesHenry6 Рік тому +6895

    I don't know if it was intentional, but biologically, female spiders are proposed to by being given food. So that probably meant *a lot* to her

  • @atcraft1070
    @atcraft1070 Рік тому +17

    Cant believe this is the same guy who made a puzzle game about making a harem of demons.

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 6 місяців тому +1

      I can believe it easily tbh

    • @DiceRRoll
      @DiceRRoll 20 днів тому

      Bro we need a point and click game but for this shit
      Imagine that

  • @sisterlillybug3142
    @sisterlillybug3142 4 роки тому +1826

    I’d love to see a cicada in this world. The random guy opens his window to see a bunch of bug girls sitting in a tree that are all just screaming

    • @BarrageDude
      @BarrageDude 4 роки тому +237

      Well, the male ones are the ones screaming, and of course you wouldnt want to imagine this creepy looking male right next to a tree just screaming "WHO WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!" And yes, the screams are their mating calls.

    • @ziloleepic3390
      @ziloleepic3390 4 роки тому +37

      They scream as their skin shelves off and a ton of big bonker anime girls’ lifeless shells stuck clinging to a tree kinda like the 5th form of shin godzilla. You know that scene?

    • @ivanbraginsky2896
      @ivanbraginsky2896 4 роки тому +26

      since all bugs here are female, i assume we would make female cicadas scream, because well, all bugs here are shown as females. and since this is from helltaker creator, where all demon girls are, well, girls, then we can safely assume that they would be female. so even if the cicadas were female, they would just go "aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
      I imagine them as girls who think they can sing, tho. But, well, can't

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 4 роки тому +12

      Well, the fact that if a cicada were the size of a human they’d burst your eardrums from the sound makes me very worried for this poor guy.

    • @ivanbraginsky2896
      @ivanbraginsky2896 4 роки тому +15

      "And the cicadas. They are so damn annoying."
      *insert cicada screams*
      "How do I deal with this? Well, I always wear earplugs. They don't fully help, but at least I'm not gonna end up deaf."

  • @bobsome1222
    @bobsome1222 4 роки тому +2529

    No wonder the spider is hot, the guy who made this is the same guy who made helltaker

  • @superj1010
    @superj1010 3 роки тому +2013

    "There is a moth from time to time"
    _Radiance theme plays_

    • @colesterollum8310
      @colesterollum8310 3 роки тому +21

      Thought the same lol

    • @coppersponge
      @coppersponge 3 роки тому +9

      HÆÆ

    • @shenfen2462
      @shenfen2462 3 роки тому +18

      You are a bloody wizzard the moment i red your comment a motht zoomed right pass my face.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 роки тому +16

      And shes using all your money to buy orange juice

    • @TheRadianceSun
      @TheRadianceSun 3 роки тому +7

      Dreams no more

  • @The_breezer
    @The_breezer 4 місяці тому +11

    Mantis in the corner of the room: sup brother. Having troubles again? We are chill right?

    • @The_breezer
      @The_breezer 4 місяці тому +5

      The Mantis 🤝 The bald man

    • @FBani.mations
      @FBani.mations 4 місяці тому +3

      *eats head*

    • @athilaneometal6061
      @athilaneometal6061 2 місяці тому +1

      So yeah this is mosquito month it sucks
      5:00 Wasp: Are you sure about that?

  • @badatmathhh
    @badatmathhh 3 роки тому +4986

    Moral of the story: mosquitos may get their own season to be terrible with no repercussions, but wasps are forever bad

    • @shadowprince8653
      @shadowprince8653 3 роки тому +20

      PREECH

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice 3 роки тому +92

      Wasps are easy to handle honestly. Mosquitos aren't. Spiders as long as they stay in the corner or on the ceiling or even just a above window level I let them chill.

    • @redsquirrel4683
      @redsquirrel4683 3 роки тому +64

      How to prevent the wasp woman
      Step 1: install plexiglass
      Step 2: profit

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 3 роки тому +50

      Better moral of the story: Keep your goddamn small spiders, they be making your place bug free

    • @clocker918
      @clocker918 3 роки тому +7

      @@redsquirrel4683 know if you want to really step it up you buy bulletproof glass

  • @MrUniverseGod
    @MrUniverseGod 4 роки тому +884

    " Moral of the Story, Mosquito's are the worst "
    WASP: "Allow me to introduce myself."

    • @distopiatoxica2182
      @distopiatoxica2182 4 роки тому +6

      Doom godzilla, i love this name

    • @bappo795
      @bappo795 4 роки тому +4

      Ooooooooh that's what it was

    • @pockystyx4087
      @pockystyx4087 4 роки тому +6

      HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
      Giant Murder Hornets: おまえはもう死んでる・・・・・・・・・

    • @jasonvoorheesv1nce904
      @jasonvoorheesv1nce904 4 роки тому +3

      Cockroaches are the worst, it's literally impossible to get rid of them from your house

    • @miguelcuriel1987
      @miguelcuriel1987 4 роки тому +1

      Rats have joined the party

  • @lucilferadonis5481
    @lucilferadonis5481 4 роки тому +4224

    Fun fact: When some species of spiders wish to mate the male offers the female food...
    This mans busting moves...

    • @Two-EyedShockwave
      @Two-EyedShockwave 4 роки тому +465

      In a later sequel, there will be either a giant eggsack or hundreds of baby human spiders

    • @TheMaitoPulla
      @TheMaitoPulla 4 роки тому +188

      @@Two-EyedShockwave oh god

    • @zachampofo4945
      @zachampofo4945 4 роки тому +146

      @@Two-EyedShockwave Thanks now I won't be sleeping

    • @nakedmario9359
      @nakedmario9359 4 роки тому +154

      @@Two-EyedShockwave Holly molly that would Be so scary...
      Imagine having to take Care of 100 kid

    • @hoominbeeing
      @hoominbeeing 4 роки тому +101

      In some species the male is eaten...

  • @adhamk8998
    @adhamk8998 Рік тому +10

    Wow , the thing is I knew this channel for years , life got hard no time to chill but now I back baby I'm back , BTW I love how funny your videos are you got my respect

  • @stray_cat2922
    @stray_cat2922 4 роки тому +2513

    The spider here: "good evening good master"
    The spider at my house: "THIS IS MY ROOM NOW!"

    • @stray_cat2922
      @stray_cat2922 4 роки тому +55

      @@brentjoaquinlim9357 yeah same, but this particular spider gets kinda jumpy when i approach it

    • @thatoneguy2546
      @thatoneguy2546 4 роки тому +84

      @@stray_cat2922 Does the spider yell BAKA!! when you get near into it??

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 4 роки тому +30

      @@thatoneguy2546 keeps talking about some kaji or other

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 4 роки тому +47

      Bruh I once saw a spider in my bathroom the size of a plate and I didn't use it for a week

    • @stray_cat2922
      @stray_cat2922 4 роки тому +12

      @@serbiamp4
      Man, i feel ya

  • @justshy669
    @justshy669 3 роки тому +4497

    Honestly spider is the true waifu bcuz:
    They’re chill
    They don’t complain
    They love you, and
    They’re not annoying.

    • @swagmaster5103
      @swagmaster5103 3 роки тому +127

      Well let me tell you what would happen if I had all of these Waifus
      The mosquito: I would just let it chill somewhere because I know if I try to kill it than 10 more will appear so I would just leave her be.
      The moth: I would give it a hug and would let her cuddle me for comfort.
      The roaches: I would just leave them be because it’s extremely hard to kill them so just let them be them but stop them every time they tried to steal something
      The spider: well usually I see spiders outside my window so I would leave her their and when I am ready to propose I will just get the most annoying mosquito and so my proposal to her
      The wasp: I am running the other direction because I know wasps they will sting and keep on stinging and if she catches me well fuck guess she is staying with me and I am going to be scared every time she returns

    • @breh2716
      @breh2716 3 роки тому +75

      @@swagmaster5103 Noone asked for god's sake

    • @swagmaster5103
      @swagmaster5103 3 роки тому +80

      @@breh2716 don’t be rude dude

    • @Mixinok
      @Mixinok 3 роки тому +54

      Australia: *visible confusion*

    • @breh2716
      @breh2716 3 роки тому +19

      @@swagmaster5103 man im just confused why would you explain something so wierd while no one asked..

  • @floatingcatball7843
    @floatingcatball7843 4 роки тому +1047

    "Mosquitoes are the worst"
    Saitama: *I know right?*

    • @chaomatic5328
      @chaomatic5328 4 роки тому +6

      Ahh, Genos, right in time!

    • @black_nerdy
      @black_nerdy 4 роки тому +1

      I have found my people

    • @theHedgex1
      @theHedgex1 4 роки тому +4

      A mosquito asking over and over again if I'm asleep reminds me of Navi..... The horror....

    • @theboringmen7834
      @theboringmen7834 4 роки тому

      Train you hand

    • @sgarrinda6948
      @sgarrinda6948 4 роки тому +2

      U know random guy is bald....mmmmmmm

  • @Caerot22
    @Caerot22 6 місяців тому +57

    "Can't start when you're awake. Unless that's what you wa-"
    YES YES START PLEASE

    • @MightbeThatoreo
      @MightbeThatoreo 5 місяців тому +14

      NAHH U DOWN BAD 💀💀
      (U right tho)

    • @Caerot22
      @Caerot22 5 місяців тому +5

      @@MightbeThatoreo ayyyyy 😎

    • @charmingmagican9821
      @charmingmagican9821 5 місяців тому +5

      At least you're honest

    • @TimothyLong-l1p
      @TimothyLong-l1p 5 місяців тому +3

      It’s it weird I had almost the exact same reaction lol, it doesn’t help that I also read that comment that the reason the spider blushed when the guy got him food is because male spiders bring food to females as an offering when they want to mate.

    • @AbdulAbukar-bx3qe
      @AbdulAbukar-bx3qe 4 місяці тому

      @@TimothyLong-l1pI didn’t need this revelation 😭😭😭

  • @nallok
    @nallok 4 роки тому +867

    As someone who is arachnophobic I'm very conflicted about how cute the spider girl is

  • @Funger-_-
    @Funger-_- 3 роки тому +10206

    spider:
    -dosen't annoy you
    -isin't disqusting
    -finds own food
    -gets rid of pests and annoying bugs
    spider is best girl

    • @Cyberweasel89
      @Cyberweasel89 3 роки тому +451

      We have spiders living in our house to keep the pest population down (since where we live has a huge insect population). I can individually confirm all of this. Spooder friends are always welcome in our house.

    • @TheExiled112
      @TheExiled112 3 роки тому +24

      Spider irl: m.ua-cam.com/video/0gVBVdgs3Sw/v-deo.html

    • @jackocelot5814
      @jackocelot5814 3 роки тому +99

      I would object to the not disgusting part.
      Aren't a lot of spider eating by injecting the webbed prey with gastric acid and let it melt from the inside ?
      Then they basically drink the resulting juice ?

    • @bassx1626
      @bassx1626 3 роки тому +102

      @@jackocelot5814 a lot of things do that, other species of insects, starfishes, etc.

    • @aro_ger_
      @aro_ger_ 3 роки тому +25

      I'm scared of Spiders tho

  • @nvp1914
    @nvp1914 4 роки тому +1314

    Can we appreciate the chad that is A Random Guy? Dude doesn’t back off when mf waifu material is in his house like protagonists in animes.

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 4 роки тому +69

      Tbf I'm sure we all would react the same way when that bloody wasp breaks in. No amount of BDE is going to save you from a lethal gut wound and bleeding out. XD

    • @nvp1914
      @nvp1914 4 роки тому +20

      Calorine Darkness he had every right to yiff the other bugs in da house tho

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 4 роки тому +12

      @@nvp1914 well of course, I never refuted that point, only highlighting something already known

    • @nvp1914
      @nvp1914 4 роки тому +1

      Calorine Darkness o ok

    • @isabelly7998
      @isabelly7998 4 роки тому +6

      Let's date insects

  • @The3oZero
    @The3oZero 7 місяців тому +45

    “DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS WIN..”
    “DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS WIN..”
    “DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS WIN..”

  • @raresuwako6796
    @raresuwako6796 4 роки тому +674

    “This sucks”
    >Video is a topic related to mosquitoes
    I see what you did there

  • @ZandieBird
    @ZandieBird 4 роки тому +2533

    There's a spider that lives on my porch. He's chill. I drop him stray ants that get in my house from time to time. He's never made an effort to get in the house. I know it's the same spider every year because it's in the same spot. Always a male spider of the same species too. He must really like that spot on my porch.

    • @Meroyu
      @Meroyu 4 роки тому +191

      You are lucky and also a good person.
      Me in other way i have arachnophobia and I kill or ask for killing EVERYTHING that looks or are one. And last day i ask for killing two FRICKING BIG ONES THAT WAS ALMOST BIG AS MY MIDDLE FINGER. (10cm prox.)
      i discovered later Eggs. Boy oh boy, i feel like that history of pharaoh killing babies to stop the born of the guy who split the middle of the sea in two to cross it. but i find it necessary to stop them for entering my house, or seeing them again even close.

    • @ZandieBird
      @ZandieBird 3 роки тому +71

      @@Meroyu I know you're referring to the story of Moses......but this took a bit of concentration for me to read mainly cause I'm just like REALLY tired.

    • @thereaper9987
      @thereaper9987 3 роки тому +23

      @@Meroyu
      Probably because the pharaoh is afraid of all their water turning to BLOOD!

    • @Meroyu
      @Meroyu 3 роки тому +16

      @@thereaper9987 nah, that's another pharaoh, but one time i found a hole FILLED WITH EGGS and oh man, no doubts.

    • @MrEgo-sl3fp
      @MrEgo-sl3fp 3 роки тому +4

      Can relate, though mine lives outside my bathroom window

  • @lochie2804
    @lochie2804 4 роки тому +1031

    The guy just eventually got tired of bug and insect girls, and decided to go to hell for a bit.

    • @noriakikakyoin7693
      @noriakikakyoin7693 4 роки тому +128

      Lochie Griffiths He also grew hair, got an entirely new body, changed his identity, and got himself small shades.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 4 роки тому +49

      I hope he included Spider Girl in his new harem.

    • @naizamabao4681
      @naizamabao4681 4 роки тому +15

      @@noriakikakyoin7693 nice HT reference lel

    • @crimsonstorm5885
      @crimsonstorm5885 4 роки тому +19

      The true backstory to The Doom Slayer

    • @SomeGuy-pb1pp
      @SomeGuy-pb1pp 4 роки тому +18

      @@crimsonstorm5885 doom Slayer was a guy like helltaker but the demon girls betrayed him so doom Slayer wanted revenge

  • @oklord6415
    @oklord6415 11 місяців тому +5

    "He's on those sites for a bunch of losers"
    *4Chan has already known your location, current interests, and relationships with everyone you know*

    • @erroroliver
      @erroroliver 5 днів тому

      >4Chan has already known your location, current interests, and relationships with everyone you know
      4chan is owned by the fbi, matrix better

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 3 роки тому +3346

    I like the spider's reaction to being offered the mosquito, especially once I realised he basically proposed to her lmao

    • @menacereconnaissance7406
      @menacereconnaissance7406 3 роки тому +185

      Quite wholesome indeed

    • @Cyberweasel89
      @Cyberweasel89 3 роки тому +353

      Proposed? Is this a "male spider brings female spider an offering to court her" thing?

    • @menacereconnaissance7406
      @menacereconnaissance7406 3 роки тому +135

      @@Cyberweasel89 to produce offspring

    • @Cyberweasel89
      @Cyberweasel89 3 роки тому +195

      @@menacereconnaissance7406 That's what I meant. Animals, typically before mating, do something to court each other.

    • @alamgirsani5531
      @alamgirsani5531 3 роки тому +14

      @@menacereconnaissance7406 Not quite since most female spider eat their partner after mating.

  • @godricnecro
    @godricnecro 4 роки тому +312

    Random Guy: "Long story short, mosquitos are the worst"
    Every Hornet and Wasp in existence: "Are you Challenging me?"

    • @bobrock6438
      @bobrock6438 4 роки тому +6

      That random guy shouldn't have said that. Probably wouldn't have been robbed by a wasp.

    • @Elkrid665
      @Elkrid665 4 роки тому +2

      "I cant beat the shit outta you without getting closer"

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 4 роки тому

      @@bobrock6438
      i think he got fucked by a queen

  • @OneColdRepublican
    @OneColdRepublican 4 роки тому +896

    *When your an entomologist but also a huge weeb.*

  • @fahrenheit_tv
    @fahrenheit_tv 28 днів тому +3

    The spider better catch some Money with that big ass web and start paying rent

  • @faizozigi869
    @faizozigi869 3 роки тому +2060

    “There is a moth from time to time”
    *war flashbacks*

    • @thespriteman5155
      @thespriteman5155 3 роки тому +34

      HANS VWE ZARE UNDR ATTAK. VWE ZNEED A BIGAR ZAIRSTRIKE

    • @sunflower50sun
      @sunflower50sun 3 роки тому +5

      i dont get it

    • @timothyowen4785
      @timothyowen4785 3 роки тому +10

      @@thespriteman5155 Medic?

    • @fireblo33om
      @fireblo33om 3 роки тому +17

      @@thespriteman5155 HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENVARFER

    • @thespriteman5155
      @thespriteman5155 3 роки тому +10

      @@fireblo33om HANS, GET ZE GODZAM COMUNZICASHIN ZERE TO CALL FORTH ZE BACZUP

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious 2 роки тому +6659

    There was once a spider living in the corner of my bathroom window, and I left them there for years, making sure never to open the window too much to disturb the web and feeding it any moths I caught. One day though, the little one didn't come out, weeks passed and I had to assume my little friend passed on.
    But a couple days ago, a smaller same species spider has moved into the same old web I never cleared out. Fed them their first moth yesterday.

    • @julitoxcastro8983
      @julitoxcastro8983 2 роки тому +598

      Some "pests", are not that bad

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 2 роки тому +456

      Remember having a spider that lived in my wing mirror on the driver side of my card, eventually moved it to a nice tree but holy hell did that thing have a grip

    • @cruzdesangre2850
      @cruzdesangre2850 2 роки тому +546

      My brother once made an deal with a spider in his room. He would not break her web as long as she stayed away from his bed. Everything was going well until the spider laid eggs, breaking the second point of the agreement. Genocide followed, and soon, no spider ever stepped inside my brother's room again.

    • @star.master_cranium
      @star.master_cranium 2 роки тому +157

      My stepfather had a spider as a pet. No one In his family knew about this not even his brother.

    • @crakaweazol
      @crakaweazol 2 роки тому +149

      I like seeing generations of spiders pass by in my home, i made sure every spider that lived there were of the same family and as time went by, i build some stuff for them to web on and now i have this fascination with spiders and their little spider society. Each generation in the spider family, they would always grow stronger and more adapted to the house, They even learned to web up other spiders!

  • @theogungabunga2497
    @theogungabunga2497 3 роки тому +4508

    ok so we just finna ignore how he just sent that mosquito to die in one the the most horrific ways possible.

  • @technonewt7971
    @technonewt7971 5 місяців тому +1

    every single voice was perfect! Loved every bit of this!

  • @TheBmb-ki8gj
    @TheBmb-ki8gj 4 роки тому +488

    I adore how this guy talks! He’s just so blunt, he speaks so matter of factly.

  • @titel9870
    @titel9870 4 роки тому +4121

    Fun Fact: This comic was made by the same guy who made Helltaker.

  • @SolaRedux
    @SolaRedux 3 роки тому +4308

    How to tell if somebody is insane:
    “Maybe 4chan knows how to fix this”.

    • @classiccannon1417
      @classiccannon1417 3 роки тому +178

      They can cause a missile strike, so why not this too

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 3 роки тому +81

      the requests board is actually very helpful,helped me a lot with tech support

    • @JubbJubb_
      @JubbJubb_ 3 роки тому +91

      hElp Mee, *FRIENDS*

    • @epion660
      @epion660 3 роки тому +166

      Let's be honest here, if weird bug waifus suddenly existed 4chan would actually have some pretty valid advice.

    • @Angel_alanis
      @Angel_alanis 3 роки тому +24

      @@epion660 Well, you aint wrong

  • @vinder-qy7zm
    @vinder-qy7zm 25 днів тому +2

    I love how he's just adapted to it or he doesn't care just
    Spider? Meh she aight. . .
    Cockroach? *Annoying sigh*
    MOSQUITO GET OUT-
    moth? You alright?

  • @chuddhisattva
    @chuddhisattva 3 роки тому +5991

    just a reminder: the reason the moth was confused is moths are technically blind. their vision consists of light senskrs

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 роки тому +243

      Are the really really big mosquito hawks technically blind like that too because that would explain a lot?

    • @a1graa
      @a1graa 3 роки тому +25

      cool info

    • @thegoldengeek8057
      @thegoldengeek8057 3 роки тому +44

      Senskrs

    • @Andriale
      @Andriale 3 роки тому +160

      fun fact you're probably right but your comment gives no useful information because our vision is literally just light sensors as well

    • @theirishviking9278
      @theirishviking9278 3 роки тому +135

      @@Andriale im guessing moths just have a binary system of light or no light
      beyond that fuck knows

  • @AllRoseTea
    @AllRoseTea 4 роки тому +2440

    Let's be honest. Spider girl is that dream goth girlfriend we all want.

    • @droideka1890
      @droideka1890 4 роки тому +127

      If it weren’t for the “master” bit, I would agree

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 4 роки тому +88

      @@droideka1890 that's the ideal, what are you going on about?

    • @droideka1890
      @droideka1890 4 роки тому +73

      Captain Falcon
      It’s just a matter of preference, but I find the bit very awkward...
      But hey, if you like it, go ahead!

    • @icecream4you161
      @icecream4you161 4 роки тому +60

      @@droideka1890 I have to agree with you, some of my female friends have started calling me master and it's fucking weird.

    • @swordcoheir9186
      @swordcoheir9186 4 роки тому +27

      Least till she eats you after mating.

  • @boxman7044
    @boxman7044 3 роки тому +653

    Lets mosquitoes in house locks doors sleeps outside
    CONFUSE THE ENEMY

    • @drunks1nner298
      @drunks1nner298 3 роки тому +36

      Shut up Sun Tzu

    • @chazaqiel2319
      @chazaqiel2319 3 роки тому +20

      They'll never see it coming

    • @milestone1719
      @milestone1719 3 роки тому +18

      The ultimate tactic

    • @AranelOfficial
      @AranelOfficial 3 роки тому

      ADKÖQABRKJWERGQWE

    •  3 роки тому +6

      And Venemoth has evolved into Golbat
      *to confuse our enemy.*

  • @mjserrano32
    @mjserrano32 9 місяців тому +5

    I’m making a bargain with the mosquitoes and say “I’ll give you a full jar of blood if you leave me alone forever”, wish me luck

  • @cto_plushtubing
    @cto_plushtubing 4 роки тому +1688

    When the random guy offered the last mosquito to the spider:
    To the random guy, it was just a nice little offer
    To the spider, *it was a marriage proposal.*

    • @synical69
      @synical69 4 роки тому +269

      It literally was, males offer food to the female so they don’t get eaten

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 роки тому +80

      @@synical69 bruh

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 4 роки тому +16

      SyniCal ..

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 4 роки тому +108

      Spider girl to Random Guy: Would never eat master because she's polite and being given a part of his home to build a home in is enough for her to be forever grateful to him
      Spider Girl to Spider Bro: Would eat him if he doesn't give her a worth offering

    • @AstridRuna
      @AstridRuna 4 роки тому +25

      I ship the mosquito and the spider. Seriously

  • @yaboimicheal3714
    @yaboimicheal3714 3 роки тому +993

    I felt so powerful when I literally punched a wasp on my wall

  • @joaopedrobentomorgado7256
    @joaopedrobentomorgado7256 3 роки тому +3214

    "You woke up one day with a dream.
    Harem full of insect girls"
    "It was however, not an easy dream to achieve.
    It could cost you your life"
    "When insect girls are involved,
    no price is high enough!"

    • @dallas9151
      @dallas9151 3 роки тому +73

      Hey I have heard of this before

    • @stegaflores0618
      @stegaflores0618 3 роки тому +126

      Me: I've seen this one! It's a classic!
      Anyone who doesn't know helltaker: What are you talking about? It's brand new!

    • @jordangeib1070
      @jordangeib1070 3 роки тому +42

      @@stegaflores0618 I never new Vanripper actually made this comic
      The title of the video was changed recently to credit him, but i saw this months before that happened

    • @watty8277
      @watty8277 3 роки тому +3

      Nerd

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 роки тому +8

      @@watty8277 Geek

  • @vergil3551
    @vergil3551 11 днів тому +2

    As an Australian, i can confirm this is how we see spiders

  • @radiantdiscord2649
    @radiantdiscord2649 3 роки тому +839

    When he said "Except you never truly live alone", I thought this man was about to try and explain to me why he's the only real human and here's why.

    • @siddharthapte5244
      @siddharthapte5244 3 роки тому +13

      Hey vsauce random guy here, so are you even a real human?

    • @11TerrariaKid
      @11TerrariaKid 3 роки тому +6

      Dark d a r k e r yet *d a r k e r*

  • @cluelessgavin
    @cluelessgavin 4 роки тому +600

    Anyone realize while playing Helltaker, that at the end, Modeus is reading a romantic comedy novel titled “Spider Season”? The implications....

  • @eternal5081
    @eternal5081 4 роки тому +2744

    The real moral of the story:
    Never kill spiders because they are just goth waifu's that get rid of these other annoying pests

    • @salt-d2032
      @salt-d2032 4 роки тому +146

      Spider waifu can deal with those pesky mosquito thots

    • @XenonPrimeSBSV
      @XenonPrimeSBSV 4 роки тому +101

      The moral of the story is convince the spider to live where she can hunt and kill the things annoying you.

    • @kingofmystery1135
      @kingofmystery1135 4 роки тому +51

      The moral of the story: Make a spider army, for world domination!

    • @yoman8027
      @yoman8027 4 роки тому +11

      In many ways... twitter.com/DanaOHarah_/status/1292846128887746562

    • @QueenPancake-
      @QueenPancake- 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah but if it's a black widow I'm gonna kill it

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite Рік тому +4

    The MC has so many expressions, it's great

  • @spacemarin3696
    @spacemarin3696 4 роки тому +306

    When the dude grabbed the mosquito he basically said “hip a de hop idy you’re now the spiders property.”

    • @someboredeldergod7657
      @someboredeldergod7657 4 роки тому +3

      The spider wanted that mosquito badly if you know what I mean

    • @R4IVA
      @R4IVA 4 роки тому

      you know who spider gonna *S U C C* them dry

  • @bananaalien8141
    @bananaalien8141 2 роки тому +6282

    This man got more personality than any modern anime protagonist I’ve seen

    • @supakku
      @supakku Рік тому +86

      Yeah lol

    • @bishalgurung4356
      @bishalgurung4356 Рік тому +70

      Seems legit.

    • @gladeon-hb9iu
      @gladeon-hb9iu Рік тому

      I had the biggest fucking erection after watching this

    • @camchameleon4151
      @camchameleon4151 Рік тому +221

      I need a harem anime protagonist with his personality. I’m tired of clueless, I need boiling with hatred

    • @spunchflopbadpants
      @spunchflopbadpants Рік тому +66

      we need a harem protagonist that will beat everyone up

  • @Wobbmin
    @Wobbmin 4 роки тому +759

    A Dom Wasp
    We are hitting levels of nope that shouldn’t even be possible.

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 4 роки тому +32

      Is it really a dom if they just want to beat you up?

    • @Wobbmin
      @Wobbmin 4 роки тому +29

      @@DolusVulpes Wasps are sadistic. They get off to that. So in a way, yes, it's still sexual for the wasp, at least.

    • @Buff55
      @Buff55 4 роки тому +9

      @@Wobbmin The sword in the concept art makes sense now...

    • @Gunny-Bunny-47
      @Gunny-Bunny-47 4 роки тому +6

      new fetish unlocked

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 4 роки тому +7

      That *bug* you? What about parasite wasps?

  • @LadySavage-cv3bg
    @LadySavage-cv3bg 2 місяці тому +6

    1:30 that one person who gets scared easily

  • @DundG
    @DundG 2 роки тому +3273

    I once chased a mosquito in my room. In panik, it flew right into the spider web in one of the corners of said room. A spider, only HALF ITS SIZE, instantly came for its meal and packed it in webs, then bit it and you could hear a last, desperate zirp from the mosquito. It was music in my ears! Then paked it in more webs and starts to eat a little, leaving the rest for later. I never was so proud for a cute, little spider than at this time.
    Spiders are friends!

    • @krystofkarda4170
      @krystofkarda4170 Рік тому +100

      I never Hurt a spider but i put them in a jar And let them outside

    • @BigDaddyKnez
      @BigDaddyKnez Рік тому

      Thot destroyed😎

    • @PurpleIzBack
      @PurpleIzBack Рік тому +63

      holy that sounds brutal

    • @bishalgurung4356
      @bishalgurung4356 Рік тому +38

      Taking the opportunity to consume mosquito.

    • @husonlow
      @husonlow Рік тому +32

      I agree,spiders are helpful for the environment and humans as they can help with eating the pests

  • @leoni-das
    @leoni-das 4 роки тому +2248

    Hard to believe that some comic artist made a whole ass game because he wanted people to make more demon girl rule 34 on the internet

  • @made777
    @made777 4 роки тому +439

    i love, how his relationship with the spider is JUST the same that I have with my balcony spider

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 4 роки тому +31

      Really my balcony spider died the day i figured out it was there

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 4 роки тому +9

      @Henry_BG really now i want to make spiders to just die out.

    • @tagadhur_malaguld
      @tagadhur_malaguld 4 роки тому +18

      Sadly I don’t have a balcony...

    • @tagadhur_malaguld
      @tagadhur_malaguld 4 роки тому +11

      I wish I did

    • @local_player_of_games
      @local_player_of_games 4 роки тому +24

      Im fine with spiders in my house as long as they kill the flies mosquitoes (and the occasional wasp) they can stay

  • @mfernandezmf57
    @mfernandezmf57 Рік тому +2

    you have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful

  • @dibsmatic
    @dibsmatic 3 роки тому +2451

    This man is still stuck in no simp September.
    This guy has balls of steel and a mind of god

    •  3 роки тому +87

      And an iron will.

    • @DobroPitanje
      @DobroPitanje 3 роки тому +26

      This dude is an ace king along with Izumo Houryuuji

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 роки тому +58

      he aint a simp, he's just polite.

    • @NIGHTMARE-yq3pf
      @NIGHTMARE-yq3pf 3 роки тому +21

      i mean mosquitos and wasps are kill on sight

    • @sam9014
      @sam9014 3 роки тому +8

      Idk maybe he’s gay

  • @somegoofballwhohasinternet7313
    @somegoofballwhohasinternet7313 4 роки тому +618

    Wasp: Breaks into house. Me: *Laughs in second amendment*

    • @gamaactive8278
      @gamaactive8278 4 роки тому +73

      *reloads shotgun with malicious intent*

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 роки тому +30

      Will a nerf gun work or should I just burn the house at that point

    • @jonaryan6478
      @jonaryan6478 4 роки тому +34

      AA 12 with dragons breath.

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 4 роки тому +15

      @Exotic Cats no,you need to blow up the house to make sure it’s ded

    • @entertainmint5953
      @entertainmint5953 4 роки тому +22

      *how to survive a wasp attack*
      Stop
      drop
      and burn the house down

  • @megalomayonnaise
    @megalomayonnaise 4 роки тому +1693

    "Mosquito's are the worst"
    Wasp: *I'm about to ruin this whole mans carrer*