0:01-0:34 shaking cape around mic 0:34-1:03 putting cape on mic 1:03-1:21 adjusting cape? 1:21-2:13 rubbing cape on mic 2:13-2:29 getting electric razor tip things 2:29-3:06 clicky noises with the tip things 3:06-3:18 brushing two of the tip things together 3:18-3:26 putting tip on razor (short) 3:26-5:29 electric razor shaving sounds 5:29-5:50 small brush on mic 5:50-7:28 more electric shaving sounds 7:28-7:43 small brush on mic again 7:43-7:48 different electric razor clicky sounds (very short) 7:48-10:26 different electric razor shaving sounds with some light brush sounds in between 10:26-13:13 another different electric razor shaving sounds 13:13-13:30 clacky sounds with the razor cover (short) 13:30-13:47 small brush on mic again (short) 13:47-14:30 more clicky sounds with razor tips 14:30-14:34 small brush on mic again (very short) 14:34-14:59 putting on rubber gloves 14:59-15:03 finger flutters with rubber gloves (very short) 15:03-16:20 massaging mic with rubber gloves 16:20-16:33 getting razor tips back out 16:33-17:27 more clicky noises Edit: sorry guys I fell asleep and forgot about the video 😢
I agree, but no offense to Fred but I don’t think Chris would take time out of his million dollar day to collab on an asmr vídeo unless it guaranteed a lotta money.
I've been really wanting a haircut now that I've been inside due to quarantine, and because I can't go out and get one...this is the next best option to fill in the void 😂 if only Fred was my barber lol
@@anthonynesbitt3997 His last two videos got 1.1 n 1.7 mil views. You're either deluded, plain stupid and didn't do research, or just 'rarted' and think your opinions are facts.
Hi guy from 1 year ago, im from the future and the things after the quarantine sucks xd (if your a man of future as well comment 1 year later my comment)
Fred: Hello there. The coolest intro ive ever seen and heard. This video was recommended on my home page for 4 days in a row already, thats cool because I love Clipper sounds.
Oh my god I looooove these sounds!! The mechanical hum of the clippers really gives me delicious tingles, and together with your voice and the other sounds it's like a heavenly present in the darkest hour of my finals season, so thank you!!!
I love these videos, I remember as a kid my first ever experience with what is now called ASMR was getting my haircut at the barber shop, it still gives me tingles to this day most times i get a haircut. I just wish my hair on my head grew faster so i could go more often. best parts are always the scissor cuts on the top with a head massage. Goosebumps for days bois.
Misread the title, thought this was going to be a "WWE Raw"ASMR video. Saw a large dude in the thumbnail and thought...Ya ok, lets see how they pull that one off.
Fred: “Hello there” Me: “General Kenobi!” Fred: *shakes a cape thingy at me* Me: “You fool. I was trained in your haircut arts by irl barbers!! Me two seconds later: “yeah I’ll take a razor haircut with maximum tingles luxury.”
The fact that you do not have a million subs yet is a tragedy of epic proportions. You are hands down one of the best ASMRtists on UA-cam. You deserve more exposure!!!
I know right these were my nightmare I remember once my barber ask"you look a little anxious is there something wrong?" "pLs FoCuS, I DoN't WaNt mY Hears cut off 😭" he laugth, I was even more anxious cause I though this was a sidious type of laugth. x)
@@cody5241 In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
I'm surprised that your videos approaches my wishs in ASMR triggers like nobody do. At intesivity and triggers that I love in all yours videos! Thank you ! :p
25:01 : Avenger ? No, Jedi.
Again lol :DDD
00:00 "hello there
Jajajajajaj
Genious
@@ignaciomartinez7569 General Kenobi
Thanos : you should have gone for the head
Thor: becomes a barber
This comment is underrated 🤣
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😭😭😭😭
Damn this shiiiit, got me hahaha 😂😂
Underrated lol
Hahahhahah 😂😂😂
Thor: ( Kills Thaons)
Thor: (5 years latter)
Captain America: So, Thor, what have u been up to for the past 5 years?
Thor: Just listen.
Also the “Don’t spoil the endgame” thing was only for like two weeks after the movie came out
@ bruh you have so many brain cells missing.
@ it's also kind of sad that an almost adult is throwing a fit over something so small also iron man dies boo-hoo.
This escalated quickly
@@niklasghaussy927 chill bud, its a joke
Y'all keep talking about him looking like Chris Hemsworth, but have you ever considered that Chris Hemsworth might look like him?
No they just look like each other
@Nolan thanks for your input, buddy :)
Depends on who came first 😂
Áni_ Mèøwstic that would be their father of course
we need research on who was born first lol. All men at battle stations
This dude must get tired of people calling him Thor
nahhhh
What she said^
@@smartdoge3735 you dont get tired of being the god of thunder and the one who decapitated thanos
Yessssssssss, let me innnnn
Well, he got a video dressed up like THOR. He is good at doing ASMR
If Fred was a barber and asked what I wanted, I would just say “I trust you” 😬
I would probably say, YOU TURNED HER AGAINST MEE!!!
oh naw never
then turn you bald😂
@@Cheezeblade Your anger and lust for power have already done that!
I would say " you should have gone for the head"
Fred: Hello there
Me: Hel-
Fred: *Violently shakes blanket at you*
“I feel attacked”
Lmfao
"Is that a personal attack or something?"
Hello General Kenobi
Lmaooooo
Mom: hey what you watching
Me: Thor giving me a haircut
LOL oke :D
Stop, he is tired of people calling him Thor
@@rockoutry yes
Lol🤣🤣
@@rockoutryleave fred alone
And this video start with the LEGENDARY "Hello There" C'est parfait!
Oui c'est parfait
J'avoue c'est parfait et sa fait plaisir de voir des français je me sentais seul je me sen moins seul
More like iconic at this point
General Kenobi
@@PapaLouie_ you are a bold *one*
*yes*
Gape Senpai apparently inside a pocket dimension
@@darrianweathington1923 lol right 😂😂
@HendoHenHaw K oops...🤐
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
Thor in endgame re-released post credit scene.
Best post credit scene ever
Jajaja
Hahaha
Is it some kind of code?
How does this transition into the next movie?
What does it mean?
...
Go to a good barber.
你在讲么西啊
3:26 this is where the electric shaving starts
this sounds like flying bug or smth
Thank you Joker from Persona 5
Bruh you supposed to sleep, Imma tell morgana
OMG IT’S JOKER FROM PERSONA 5 😯
THANK YOU
0:00 *GeNErAl KenObI*
👈👈
You made this account just for that meme...I’m so proud😖
Hello There
Lmao
General Grievous omg you made this account too... N I C E
“I heard you were the fastest barber in town. How fast are we talking?”
*”Yes”*
Hi left hand I’m going to give you a high five as your pfp seems you have been left hanging 🖐
@@abibradford9762 lol
Usually that's a bad thing
"Yes"
I still don’t get the “yes” responses it’s cringe ☠️☠️
I was literally just wondering when you'd post, watching one of your older videos lol perfect timing
NAME HERE me too lol
@@thatguy7237 Report you sucuk
Fred is never late, nor is he early. He uploads exactly when he means to
0:01-0:34 shaking cape around mic
0:34-1:03 putting cape on mic
1:03-1:21 adjusting cape?
1:21-2:13 rubbing cape on mic
2:13-2:29 getting electric razor tip things
2:29-3:06 clicky noises with the tip things
3:06-3:18 brushing two of the tip things together
3:18-3:26 putting tip on razor (short)
3:26-5:29 electric razor shaving sounds
5:29-5:50 small brush on mic
5:50-7:28 more electric shaving sounds
7:28-7:43 small brush on mic again
7:43-7:48 different electric razor clicky sounds (very short)
7:48-10:26 different electric razor shaving sounds with some light brush sounds in between
10:26-13:13 another different electric razor shaving sounds
13:13-13:30 clacky sounds with the razor cover (short)
13:30-13:47 small brush on mic again (short)
13:47-14:30 more clicky sounds with razor tips
14:30-14:34 small brush on mic again (very short)
14:34-14:59 putting on rubber gloves
14:59-15:03 finger flutters with rubber gloves (very short)
15:03-16:20 massaging mic with rubber gloves
16:20-16:33 getting razor tips back out
16:33-17:27 more clicky noises
Edit: sorry guys I fell asleep and forgot about the video 😢
We need you to do a collaboration asmr video with Chris Hemsworth
Ben Schuster I agree
I agree, but no offense to Fred but I don’t think Chris would take time out of his million dollar day to collab on an asmr vídeo unless it guaranteed a lotta money.
Bru. I'm high as balls and dead ass click this video under the impression it was him.
come one
Its
Chris hemsworth there😅😅😅😅
How would he collab with himself?
I love how he doesn’t need fancy equipment to give his audience tingles. And not a whole speech. Love ya man thank you straight and to the point.
Me: *is about to fall asleep*
Nobody:
Ad: Hey! Hey! Wake up! Its time to harvest potatoes
WE NEED TO HARVEST MORE GLORIOUS POTATOS
@@sussyballs2012 then we give potatoes to peasants to grow more glorious potatoes!!!
THEN WE USE POTATOES TO MAKE GLORIOUS VODKA
Lol well played bro like us
HOW THE HELL DID I GET INTO RUSSIA
Its a good thing for us that he dosent have ads on his videos so our eardrums wont get blown to space
It has 2 on the start.
@@lourdes4855 I have no ads at all
I just skip to the end and restart it will get rid of adds
Ads : hello, no
@@Sniperboy-zs7bf the ancient trick, you have perfected the art of premium when ur broke
0:00 Oh yes I’ve always wanted to hear Thor quote Obi-wan
I was hoping someone would notice
Fred: how do i need to cut it?
Costumer: i think you should go for the head.
Infinity war scene :D this is good com :D
Bram De Waele arnt you a little young to be on UA-cam
@@spo0oky981 No I guess
Spo0oky everyone from s young age is on youtube to watch peppa pig scene lol bye
This comment deserves more likes
Imagine your barber just swings a blanket at you for 30 sec straight.
Qidn honestly if it sounds exactly like this I wouldn’t mind
RubyGames48 fair point
I would just sit back and relax honestly
Was just gonna say the same hahaha
🤣
"Hello There" he has the high ground
General Kinobi
@Maddox Zubiate thor
@@cryptosuchusp1517 You are a *bold* one
Can I just say how incredibly professional and passionate Fred is in his art of tingle-making? ❤️
Could not agree more
You mean thor
@Steph Go What a cute dog in your profile picture. Is it yours? What is its name? Boy or girl?
Sand Twist yes. It’s mine :) thank you! it’s a girl. She’s named Seven.
@@kokocute123 How old is it and has it had any puppies?
First time I saw this I thought Chris Hemsworth used to have an asmr UA-cam channel
This is the first comment I see and I just die of laughter
@@H20SkyGirl -
He is really thor you know
@@H20SkyGirl wtf is wrong with u
Same
6:05 Wakanda forever!
Lol
Sharp eyes my dude
THE ONE Marvel but ok😂
THE ONE have u never watched black panther?
Dood Boi 😹😹
I've watched this video one hundred times
I never get tired of it
So relaxing
Thanks 👀💚
**video begins**
Fred: hello there
Grievous: Ah, General Kenobi!
Four pairs of scissors are shown from the hands
Its a mix with thor and kenobi
It seems that u are a man of culture too.
@@Pontsus General kethobi
My favorite barber is back!!! Never‘ve been so exited to visit barber!
Hope everyone is having a good Sunday. I'll bet this notification from Fred just made it better. 😉😄
Lydia Burrell oh yes it did
I just saw it. Just in time for bed:)
It's Wednesday, you stupid asshole.
@carl weathers it was from 4 days ago stupid
@@Marius-ik9vn gotcha! That WAS the joke. Haha
who else comin here to try remember what a haircut is like because of lockdown
Do you see the purple-ish glare coming from the left side?
.
.
.
.
.
Yes it's the power stone
Of course
I'm dead
Holy shit u right
He's on the ship with the guardians this is just a studio they built for him
@@newtthewizard3942 ikr
Fred: Hello there
Me literally everytime: GENERAL KENOBI
Damn it! I wanted to say that! (At least I still have the high ground and sand on my side)
@@nikolausnikolausnikolaus lol!!!!
@Ryan Lamb 66 is my favourite number
x2
King thor
Wow,,,Sounds are nice!!🤩✨
Good night everybody
Vito ASMR 비토 Sounds look real?? How do you see sound
theonewith hot sauce he means it sounds AND looks real
So, just commented same for the PierreG's video, but damn ur everywhere, from PG to PJ, and from Sita Sofia to Fred's?!
Whare you AREN'T?
@@grieffz6646 Well actually some people can... Ever heard about synesthesia?
DUDE YOUR WOODEN KEYBOARD VIDEO HELPED ME SLEEP THANK YOU
Now heres a man who takes pride in his work thats why i like watching Fred’s videos makes you feel relaxed.
Nothing :
Odin : are you thor , God Of ASMR?
Nice
God of ASMR !!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thor: NO FOR THE LAST TIME I'M FRED!!!!
Nice+++
Me:*ALMOST FALLING ASLEEP*
Ad:*NO YOU AIN'T!*
2011-2015:mom get out of my room I’m playing mine craft
2019:mom get out of my room Thor is giving me a haircut 😂
I think I'd rather have my mom walk in on me browsing the ol' P-Hub than this... It'd be a hell of a lot easier to explain.
@@AfroMan187 Same bro
I got u FAM!
Xd
Cringe AF
I've been really wanting a haircut now that I've been inside due to quarantine, and because I can't go out and get one...this is the next best option to fill in the void 😂 if only Fred was my barber lol
*Points at a pair of scissors*
Other asmrists
: hey its me...
Fred: starts right away
This is the best asmr I’ve seen in years from any creator 10/10 will be coming back often thanks Fred
asmr zeitgeist
@@Jack-bb8cj that guy fell off
@@anthonynesbitt3997 His last two videos got 1.1 n 1.7 mil views. You're either deluded, plain stupid and didn't do research, or just 'rarted' and think your opinions are facts.
HYP3R VIP3R115 not sure whether you’re joking or if i should eat some beans
Fred:*hands me a mirror*
Me: Why am I bald?!
Fred:🏃🏽♂️
🤣🤣😂😂😂
Don’t mind me just getting my haircut since we’re in quarantine
I legit just came to watch this video and thought of the same comment 😂 I'm still gonna make that comment tho
afaik you can't do that during the quarantine lmao
Glass yes I can, I just copy his movements and done. I apologize for not explaining due to the largeness of my brain
Thor cut
Hi guy from 1 year ago, im from the future and the things after the quarantine sucks xd (if your a man of future as well comment 1 year later my comment)
No hablo inglés por lo que no vas a poder leerlo, pero si en una de esas casualidades lo lees ,quería decirte que tú asmr es buenísimo!!! Sigue así 💜
Si es buenísimo
Yea is so good
Despacito
Es thor y hace excelente asmr.
RedRonin01 😂😂
_WHERE IS THANOS??_
@ZED_ WarsZ0ne il n'a pas une s**😂
is dead
Dead
Gone!. Reduced to atoms.
The no head thanos or the dust?
Fred, thank you so much bro
Kid: **Watches Thor Ragnarok** Thor (Undercover): “Ah my Glory days” Kid: “What?” Thor: “Huh? Nothin.....”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAPAHPHPGPHAHAHAHA
3:27- sounds like when a fly gets close to my ear
Or thors hammer
It's better when they are in the ear
When your trying to find one comment that doesn’t relate to Thor.
Oof
James Tawani the gamer god how does the comment above you high.
even this comment
lotta flurries here
Trying to scan the comments will make your eyes Thor....
Fred: Hello there.
The coolest intro ive ever seen and heard.
This video was recommended on my home page for 4 days in a row already, thats cool because I love Clipper sounds.
Que doideira! Parei aqui achando que o Thor tava fazendo ASMR, hahahaha!
Finally An ASMR Haircut Video that isn’t All Scissor Sounds 😀
Right? This is the best one lol
This is the first time I’ve actually gotten ASMR from a video. The electric trimmer sent lightning down my spine, like too much lightning.
pisces blader he is Thor so it is expected
Thor: Bring me Thanos
**Gives him a haircut**
No he’d just give him hair plugs
TF? Thanos is bald
So that's why Thanos is bald
Well he sid say go for the head! 😂
Remson John how tho
Ironman: Thor distrae a Thanos
Thor: ...
Me corta la calva
JAJAJAJJAJASJSJSJJSJSJSJAJA
na man te copiaste
@@san_tl1003 jajajajajajajajsjsjsjssjsjsjsjajajajjsjsjsjajaja
At a job interview
Interviewer: so what do you do in your spare time?
Fred:
Opens eyes: barber clippers, closes eyes: lightsabers
MrEthan Quinn not wrong there
Haha
I love that this is true.
6:40 Why is that electric razor saying ,,germany"? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It is :0
Lol thats true
XD kamo fakt xd
That is so true
I guess its razor hitler
You're so committed I can't help but love this video
Oh my god I looooove these sounds!! The mechanical hum of the clippers really gives me delicious tingles, and together with your voice and the other sounds it's like a heavenly present in the darkest hour of my finals season, so thank you!!!
I don't care I'm a lady, I will grow a beard just for the shaving experience!
Gross
Lol guys she's teasing all women grow hair and need to wax that top lip 😂🤣😂 any woman who tells you she doesn't is a liar.
@@mustangGTO20 you got some trauma I see
I’m a lady with one little hair on my chin.. he’s quite lonely so he became best friends with my tweezer. Once a month they meet up 🙃
@@drkstrnd 😂🤣😂 nothing to serious 😁
This video was amazing! I LOVE the sound of clippers and get the best tingles from that sound! Thank you for this!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Being bored in quarantine and finding Thor himself doing ASMR, life is wonderful
Everyone: "You look like Thor!"
No one: "The microphone is backwards *rotates headphones 180 degrees*"
Raindance Oberts yeah i noticed that
It's supposed to be like that so when you're listening it's as if he's behind you giving you the haircut, like you're at the barbers.
Jacob He‘s talking about how the sound is mirrored. The right ear hears the left side and the left ear hears the sounds from the right side.
I just noticed that 😅😅😅
@@4evherr Actually when you look at it that way, it isnt backwards huh? Lol
Thanos: you should have aimed for the head
Thor: *Gives him a fade*
pixel shifters yea ik issa joke
mans got the egg cut 😳
Stolen comment
Bumble bee cool dont care
The Stench cool come up with something original then
I love these videos, I remember as a kid my first ever experience with what is now called ASMR was getting my haircut at the barber shop, it still gives me tingles to this day most times i get a haircut. I just wish my hair on my head grew faster so i could go more often. best parts are always the scissor cuts on the top with a head massage. Goosebumps for days bois.
same
O Thor virou barbeiro 😍🤗 eu realmente quero dormir, mas estou distraída admirando a incrível semelhança desse rapaz com o Chris Hemsworth
Igual Thor
Fred: What would you like?
Me:A fade
Fred: Say no more
*KNOCKS ME OUT COLD*
Te has ganado nuevo sub THOR👍🏼
SuscribTHOR
despacito
2:50
I was thinking he is solving magic cube 😂
Sounds very similar nyeh heh heh
You mean like a rubik's cube?
i go to bed watching stampy and i wake up to thors stunt double giving me a fade
Captain america: you cant do asmr, youre a super hero
Thor: hold my hammer
cute qut Lmaooooo
T
Also Thor: oh wait you can't, foolish mortal
Thor: Hold my razor blade
@@italianwelshmen1134 captain can lift thor's hammer
I love barbershop sounds i cant get enough of them and you keep uploading new ones thanks mate !
i read that as barbarian sounds omfg
INFREDIBLE asmr. Thank you Fred. You are my favorite asmr artist and avenger XD
Asmrtist
Asmrist
Asmrtist word suck.
Timestamps:
0:01 - 40:00
Good Content
Video is so good the 10 minutes after it ends are still good
True
Thor: Hello there!
Me: *aGAiN THis jOkes AboUT tHoR*
Misread the title, thought this was going to be a "WWE Raw"ASMR video. Saw a large dude in the thumbnail and thought...Ya ok, lets see how they pull that one off.
That would be interesting.
Turns out it’s just Thor’s second job
😂😂 "let see how they pull that one off." lmao
Softly wrestling the mic.
Barely punching the left and right side of the mic while lightly tapping his foot.
I could see it happening.
Id be down for some wwe asmr 😂
*Sees normal customer*
*Engages in normal conversation*
*Sees Thanos*
Fred:
Jotaroooooo
Fred: “Hello there”
Me: “General Kenobi!”
Fred: *shakes a cape thingy at me*
Me: “You fool. I was trained in your haircut arts by irl barbers!!
Me two seconds later: “yeah I’ll take a razor haircut with maximum tingles luxury.”
I call this one Barbershop asmr
Teacher: Fred, this is the seventh time you've shown barber asmr in class
Geeky Metalhead he Can do it 20 more times, i would be fine with it, i like it.
@@Blonde-ocean I feel like the reference just flew by your head
Inutsiaq Petersen r/wooosh
Geeky Metalhead what’s the reference bra?! I don’t get it either...
It's from Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
The fact that you do not have a million subs yet is a tragedy of epic proportions. You are hands down one of the best ASMRtists on UA-cam. You deserve more exposure!!!
The fact that now he has almost 2M is so cool
When i was younger i used to be afraid of those machines they use to cut your hair, and know i am falling asleep to Them. Ironic.
Conquering our fears is a big step in growing up isn't it? :)
Clippers?
I know right these were my nightmare I remember once my barber ask"you look a little anxious is there something wrong?" "pLs FoCuS, I DoN't WaNt mY Hears cut off 😭" he laugth, I was even more anxious cause I though this was a sidious type of laugth. x)
“You couldn’t live with you’re own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.”
@@cody5241 In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
2 million+ views on this vid, nice stuff Fred. Happy for ya! Thanks for the relaxing content.
O Thor fazendo vídeo de ASMR quem diria. A vida N tá fácil pra ninguém rapaziada 😂😂😂🇧🇷🇧🇷
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Então kkkk
Kkkkk os brasileiro e foda
Brasileiro é um desgraçado kkkk
Pois é cara...
Thor changing the style of his new teammates, the Guardians Of The Galaxy
Even if Fred gave you an absolutely *terrible* haircut... you'd just have to nod and smile 😂😂😂
You simply not worthy enough
I'm surprised that your videos approaches my wishs in ASMR triggers like nobody do. At intesivity and triggers that I love in all yours videos! Thank you ! :p
8 o’clock is perfectly timed, just before bed time and I love that you upload on a Sunday too xx
That time when you watch asmr and don't want to go to sleep
Brain:😴
Body🥳
I don't know why but I really like your videos especially those of the barber
Not been barbers for a year and 8 months now so when I heard them clippers... Instant tingles, thank you
Spider-man: What about Thor
Nick fury: he can’t he’s Of world
Thor:
Hold my Jonathan:v
thor jokes never gonna die😂
@@charlesloftin8768 lmao😂
Feels like I am getting a haircut again.
Very well done.
Wow this channel is great. You can really tell he's passionate for his videos. very creative and original.
İ dont speak English 😔
Videonun sonun da yaptığın hareket inanılmaz cool ve çok karizmatik❤️ Asmr videolarin da müthiş rahatlatici 🦊
I'm not gonna lie first video I've seen on this channel and he low key looks like Thor from the movies....
(Btw amazing asmr)
I just love the fact that he actually just says *hello there* at the beginning of the video
General Kenobi
I walked out of my room and nobody didn’t noticed my haircut 😤
Take off the didn't
So they noticed?
Thor after he failed to cut thanos head :
Starts cutting hair which thanos doesn't have 😂