43 things bull riders don't say

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  • @ms.cellaneous7458
    @ms.cellaneous7458 4 роки тому +71

    "I don't think I even deserve a reride." Laughed all the way through. Good one, Ole Son!

  • @WayWorthRacing
    @WayWorthRacing 4 роки тому +85

    As a former bull rider its even funnier when you can relate

    • @Michael-hs6ii
      @Michael-hs6ii 3 роки тому

      I don't know.... I've never rode a bull and find it funier than you

    • @dakotajensen6756
      @dakotajensen6756 2 роки тому +1

      As an ametuer rider for 2 years I understand the relate part

  • @JamieRCara
    @JamieRCara 4 роки тому +24

    "Yes, I have health insurance" 🤣

  • @samanthareimerart4627
    @samanthareimerart4627 4 роки тому +36

    "Didja pee first?" Leroy with the Mom vibes LOL.

  • @Datsyzerberg
    @Datsyzerberg 4 роки тому +16

    😂😂🤣🤣 "Im gonna take full responsibility for that one"

  • @PAcowgirl95
    @PAcowgirl95 4 роки тому +18

    Cheech was my favorite in this one 😂😂😂 “a full savings account and a Roth IRA” - I’m dying 😂 Bex and the shirt - blue on point Dale 🙌🏼🙌🏼🤙🏻

  • @rowdy5.9L
    @rowdy5.9L 3 роки тому +4

    "Yes I have life insurance" lmfao

  • @p0llywillis806
    @p0llywillis806 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao!!! I'm dead!!! Dude says he wishes they had more barrel racers in the perf!!! Hahahahaha haha!! Dale Brisby is a nut!! I love him!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @thegmanviews11
    @thegmanviews11 3 роки тому +4

    My first husband rode bulls when we first met. So that one “he doesn’t cheat on his girl” and “has no illegitimate children” just about had me rolling in the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ForestGigaChad34
    @ForestGigaChad34 4 роки тому +4

    "I just flat dab got bucked off, no excuse" had me rolling.

  • @teagenbinder948
    @teagenbinder948 4 роки тому +7

    As a calf roper myself I find that clip at 0.26 very offensive😂who doesn't love to watch calf roping?

  • @deehunter5274
    @deehunter5274 2 роки тому +2

    I had to watch the video twice because I was laughing so hard due to the opening savings account and Roth IRA line

  • @TheOReport1994
    @TheOReport1994 4 роки тому +2

    I know I'm what y'all call a city slicker, but this was hilarious!
    'Things Cowboys Don't Say' got me hooked!
    Love from Texas.

  • @stevenapodaca1319
    @stevenapodaca1319 4 роки тому +8

    My mom said you haven’t talked to her lately. I told her your on to the next one 😂 we ain’t talked in a couple days!

  • @jordanjenkins2720
    @jordanjenkins2720 4 роки тому +1

    Yeah, i have health insurance! LMFAO!

  • @WanderlustmanC
    @WanderlustmanC 4 роки тому +2

    This one is gold, especially Elroy. Hey Cheecho, I've been on bulls as old as 38 and I've got 7 more rocks than 144. Great job on this one brosephs! "Miss Virgie, you are looking thin!"

  • @arena8778
    @arena8778 4 роки тому +5

    Was trying to pick a favorite part but the whole video just ended up being it 🤣🤣

  • @taybarrett2893
    @taybarrett2893 4 роки тому +2

    That face at the end!! Perfect!

  • @jakep5121
    @jakep5121 4 роки тому +8

    10 out of 10. Loving Cheech back there!

  • @libbydeel6584
    @libbydeel6584 4 роки тому +1

    Yes i have health insurance hahahahs busted out laughing
    Thank you

  • @keithmundee5628
    @keithmundee5628 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs!!! Needed it today!!!

  • @laytonbaugh7990
    @laytonbaugh7990 4 роки тому +2

    I’ve been waitin for one of these👍

  • @aimbot1626
    @aimbot1626 4 роки тому +2

    2:29 just cracked me up

  • @sandyjuergens2657
    @sandyjuergens2657 2 роки тому +1

    Oh, man.. "ask the Stock Contractor, they tell you the truth everytime." " That bull did exactly what that Stock Contractor said it was gonna do" That is funny as hell ❤️🤠 love you BROTA! SUPER PUNCHER!

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye2348 3 роки тому +2

    Is my bell or my belt buckle to big?

  • @M0RGEZ
    @M0RGEZ 4 роки тому +7

    Don’t want to be “that guy” that comments something not relating to the video but season 2 of keepin it 90 would be pretty rad😂😂

  • @pfog
    @pfog 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve gotten on a few. I ONLY did a butterfly wrap. Never competed but had buddies who did. I just got on some green bulls and some in practice pens. Didn’t really feel like getting hung up for no reason. Still managed to get stepped.

  • @aixpert291
    @aixpert291 4 роки тому +2

    These are great! I laughed so hard!

  • @sandyjuergens2657
    @sandyjuergens2657 2 роки тому +1

    That was awesome! A little SUPER PUNCHER a little PICKLE MASTER= alot of good giggles and full blown belly laughs. I guarantee you will watch this 3xs if you watch it once 👊🏻💥😎🤠🥒 I think the best part is when Dale does his damndest not to bust out laughing. ( It probably took these 2 jokers( said with love) hours to make this video. ❤️🤠

  • @kaiwildly3938
    @kaiwildly3938 2 роки тому +1

    LoL. I met a couple of Bull riders and they my friend are a different breed of human. Respect.

  • @sally180
    @sally180 4 роки тому +3

    Do you think my shirt is too loud 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

  • @nathanielkidd2840
    @nathanielkidd2840 4 роки тому +2

    “This is absolutely applicable to day to day ranching!”

  • @dakotavanwinkle817
    @dakotavanwinkle817 4 роки тому +2

    To be honest I don't think I should been that many points had me rolling

  • @joeschneider4980
    @joeschneider4980 4 роки тому +1

    "yep and i think im done wire brushing my glove" ummmmm lol

  • @libertymyers1490
    @libertymyers1490 4 роки тому +2

    This bull rider is a vegan! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ain't no way in heck 🤠🤙🏼🤙🏼

    • @libertymyers1490
      @libertymyers1490 4 роки тому

      Okay maybe any one Cheech said anything about "this bull rider..." 🤣

  • @Gws__OdTx
    @Gws__OdTx 4 роки тому +1

    Odessa Texas checking in.

  • @matthewleavitt8077
    @matthewleavitt8077 4 роки тому +2

    Hey dale love the vids keep it 90

  • @tyjohnson9788
    @tyjohnson9788 4 роки тому +1

    Haha that was some funny ish.... on to the next one ol son

  • @colemorgan7063
    @colemorgan7063 2 роки тому

    This was so insanely accurate

  • @coltenbourn3907
    @coltenbourn3907 4 роки тому

    Love the videos keep up the good work

  • @jeradbennett5030
    @jeradbennett5030 3 роки тому +1

    That was amazing lol, yes I have health insurance, hahahaha. Sadly I can identify as a 38 year construction worker. I always say that's what the excavator is for if a guy gets hurt real bad. Not everyone appreciates that one.

  • @cayden423
    @cayden423 4 роки тому +8

    Stock contractor tells the truth everytime, believe him and then follows the i just flat bucked off no excuses. Hand in hand 😂😂

  • @keeptrying5962
    @keeptrying5962 4 роки тому

    I loved this, thanks!

  • @timbrunson4124
    @timbrunson4124 4 роки тому +3

    That bull did exactly what that stock contractor said he’d do!!!!!!! Crying

  • @tannergolden2670
    @tannergolden2670 4 роки тому +1

    I just flabdad bucked off, no excuse 😂

  • @hairyreerend5128
    @hairyreerend5128 3 роки тому +1

    Yes I have have health insurance

  • @TheVodec
    @TheVodec 3 роки тому +1

    Dale isnt a vegan, he is just mostly vegan. He is keeping it 90%.

  • @timbrunson4124
    @timbrunson4124 4 роки тому +2

    Savings account an Roth IRA. And never cheated on his girlfriend. Haven’t quit laughing/crying since that. Damn funny.

  • @breannemartin4764
    @breannemartin4764 4 роки тому

    Please bedazzle a glove after that and call it cotton candy 🤣

  • @axelsandigo3849
    @axelsandigo3849 4 роки тому +1

    Jaja buen video saludos desde NICARAGUA

  • @theartofquietbear888
    @theartofquietbear888 4 роки тому +1

    I laughed till I cried... Said no real cowboy, ever. :)

  • @deleriousdinosaur3205
    @deleriousdinosaur3205 4 роки тому +14

    " I just flababed bucked-off no excuse"

  • @crystaljacobson6058
    @crystaljacobson6058 4 роки тому

    My favorite video today.

  • @justapeckerwoodthatlivesin9989
    @justapeckerwoodthatlivesin9989 4 роки тому +2

    Why dale yea good to watch before I head to the rodeo in a few hours ol' son

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye2348 3 роки тому +1

    Is my rosin to warm?

  • @bama539
    @bama539 4 роки тому

    Oh no!? They seem to be hanging around to many buckle bunnies!? 🤪😎

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye2348 3 роки тому +1

    Giving a big nod kind of hurts my neck, could I just do a little nod?

  • @kasongrizzell2363
    @kasongrizzell2363 4 роки тому

    Hello. Great vid!👍

  • @pissonthe0fighteverybody276
    @pissonthe0fighteverybody276 4 роки тому +1

    If you haven’t watched. Deadman’s Walk, Comanche Moon and Lonesome Dove at least 10 times. U ain’t no Top Hand!!! Ol’ Son

  • @katherinepoletto7875
    @katherinepoletto7875 4 роки тому

    man that MY SHIRT DALE.THAT WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH GEEWHIZ .KAT

  • @joshhughes6316
    @joshhughes6316 4 роки тому

    Some of these I can honestly hear Dale say to people.. WELL DALE YEAH HE SAID SUM DIM B4 !!!!!

  • @tylermorrow3550
    @tylermorrow3550 4 роки тому

    This is fuckin perfect. Lol Georgie Armani. If you dont wear stetson original AND name your son Stetson....you ain't no cowboy

  • @nickcantu1565
    @nickcantu1565 4 роки тому

    That’s gold right there!

  • @katherinepoletto7875
    @katherinepoletto7875 4 роки тому

    its a beautiful shirt.is it in Dale wesr.??love u SUPER PUNCHR.

  • @saddletramp1860
    @saddletramp1860 4 роки тому +3

    "My ball hurts"

  • @lindanorris2455
    @lindanorris2455 3 роки тому

    where is your reality show?

  • @joshcossaboom7316
    @joshcossaboom7316 4 роки тому

    Hahaha love this!

  • @Dilly714
    @Dilly714 4 роки тому

    Did the airline ever get you your bull bag back 😂😂

  • @kevinlesch9656
    @kevinlesch9656 4 роки тому +1

    What the h#*! A vegan bull rider, and no beer!? You guys sure are funny!

  • @johnglover5071
    @johnglover5071 4 роки тому

    Hahahahaha lol that's good stuff!!

  • @rodeovideosandcalfropingvi1557
    @rodeovideosandcalfropingvi1557 4 роки тому

    As a calf roper I feel insulted😂

  • @jimmijohns7525
    @jimmijohns7525 4 роки тому

    Ol son got new gloves

  • @dalebrown2375
    @dalebrown2375 Рік тому

    Bull riders are the most polite to the press when being interviewed of all interviewed except maybe Bob Tallsman who in my book is a great man

  • @rich41511
    @rich41511 4 роки тому

    Dale brisby love from E awesome

  • @EvanBuffington
    @EvanBuffington 4 роки тому

    So true.

  • @Savvy_equine11
    @Savvy_equine11 4 роки тому

    Do a things barrel racers don’t say

  • @the2boys233
    @the2boys233 4 роки тому

    Hey

  • @jimhood7888
    @jimhood7888 4 роки тому

    I can’t eat before a ride 🥴

  • @Veronica-cr4hh
    @Veronica-cr4hh 4 роки тому +1

    Cutest chaps 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jettaylor2836
    @jettaylor2836 4 роки тому

    They do say stuff like that in the igra

  • @ryanmatthews9832
    @ryanmatthews9832 4 роки тому

    Well dale yeah ol son

  • @sog4646
    @sog4646 3 роки тому

    I bet i can spit right before they open the gate.

  • @trentdowning7384
    @trentdowning7384 4 роки тому

    Heck yea ol’son

  • @tonynorris1250
    @tonynorris1250 4 роки тому +1

    That bulls hump is too big! Sir, does this bull come in beige? Can I wear Spurs with my Chucks? Can I ride side saddle? Why so much snot, is that bull sick? I'm not riding him if he's gonna spin left, I'm right handed! Can we wash the poo off this bull just in case I fall off the back? I don't think this is the bull in the catalog? I wasn't bucked off, I canceled my ride! Does this cow like candy? He didn't throw me, I was checking my rigging from his underside! Or, your Mom is calling and says if I don't get there in 20 minutes she's gonna drink all the beer! I gotta go, the VIEW is on! On to the second one Ol Son!💥💥🤦‍♂️🤣👏👏👏🤙🤙🤙👋👋👋🤠🐮🐮🐴🐴✝️✝️✝️❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @harrisjuan1564
      @harrisjuan1564 4 роки тому +3

      Their all to funny 😆 “wash the poo”

  • @douglasgiaccone3308
    @douglasgiaccone3308 4 роки тому

    I was waiting for him to complain about how much the bull stinks

  • @phillipchristoffersen2302
    @phillipchristoffersen2302 4 роки тому

    Hilarious lol

  • @b5maddog
    @b5maddog 4 роки тому +2

    #1 thing bull riders don't say..... Who's Dale Brisby?

    • @jakep5121
      @jakep5121 4 роки тому +1

      You ain't no cowboy... and you definitely ain't no Super Puncher!

    • @jakep5121
      @jakep5121 4 роки тому +2

      Oh... wait. I get it now. Bull riders don't say who is Dale Brisby ... good one. I'm slow.

    • @b5maddog
      @b5maddog 4 роки тому

      @@jakep5121 no problem. I'm sure there will be more coming at me.

  • @dustyroads5753
    @dustyroads5753 4 роки тому

    "I'm over 6' tall" 🙂

  • @ryandowns8055
    @ryandowns8055 4 роки тому

    I can relate but I never cheat on my girl except once

  • @WildMan307Outdoors
    @WildMan307Outdoors 4 роки тому

    👍

  • @cav4170
    @cav4170 4 роки тому +1

    You should go hunting

  • @sjfarish
    @sjfarish 4 роки тому

    Did you feel like your fixing to shat on yourself Ol' Son ??? Put some bleachers on the outside of that arena and they will come...

  • @harleyss475
    @harleyss475 4 роки тому

    ... 😂😂😂...

  • @173-w5m
    @173-w5m 4 роки тому +1

    326th!

  • @altonrowell60
    @altonrowell60 2 роки тому

    No illegitimate children 😆

  • @rosegroshek6098
    @rosegroshek6098 4 роки тому

    never cheated on his girlfriends...oof...damn buckle bunnies...

  • @josephkony5473
    @josephkony5473 4 роки тому

    lmfaoo

  • @michaelmckenna1372
    @michaelmckenna1372 4 роки тому

    Ayyyyyy

  • @fishinglifeisgreat7536
    @fishinglifeisgreat7536 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @katherinepoletto7875
    @katherinepoletto7875 4 роки тому

    where you been.?IN BED??SLEEPING?? NO NO THOSE DONT HUNT FOR ME NOW GET THAT CUTE HINNY UP.I WANT A LASSO.I ALSO WANT OTHER THINGS CM ON S.PCH.CT IS HERE TO PURCHASE A WELL BRED, TRAIL RIDING 20 YR YOUNG SORREL BRONC NAMED BOONE.DO I NEED A BIT LESS HEHHEHEH BRIDLE ON HIM ?KATL,CT