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  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 років тому +912

    A grifinedoor, rayvenclo, and a slythyrine
    I love that boy voice so much

    • @BambiCambi
      @BambiCambi 5 років тому +5

      YOUR HERE TOO??????!

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 5 років тому +3

      hahahaha BULLSHIT MAN

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 5 років тому +11

      Ah yes I’m a -ravenclaw- *RAYVENCLO*

    • @sidhorum8571
      @sidhorum8571 5 років тому +14

      And then it just says Hufflepuff perfectly. We know what house the narrator is in now

    • @ahh1471
      @ahh1471 5 років тому +3

      Evan Harris with the amount of cursed stuff I’ve heard from this robot voice, it’s not a hufflepuff that’s for sure

  • @claytonbecker9480
    @claytonbecker9480 6 років тому +574

    Now I just imagine Thor yelling Yeet! When he throws his hammer and it makes me giggle

    • @DerPlayMeister
      @DerPlayMeister 6 років тому +11

      I'm glad I'm not the only one

    • @tacocat9654
      @tacocat9654 6 років тому +7

      Is not a hammer anymore is an axe you uncultured swine

    • @rockwoodzapper
      @rockwoodzapper 6 років тому +8

      Taco Cat Actually, it's a warhammer.

    • @mjolnir0676
      @mjolnir0676 6 років тому +5

      STORMBREAKEEERRR..................
      I could see it happening
      With the help of Shuri too XD

    • @pupisuci
      @pupisuci 6 років тому +4

      @@tacocat9654 *says the uncultured swine*

  • @leannebrown02
    @leannebrown02 6 років тому +834

    One time I went to go see a theatrical production of Shrek the Musical. The magic mirror was played from a projector onto a screen from a computer. Lord Farquaad was looking at the audience while talking to it, when all of a sudden the computer crashed displaying a massive WindowsXP logo. Lord Farquaad was confused that he hadn’t heard the next line, so he turned around, saw the computer screen, turned to look at the executioner next to him and yelled: “JIMMY! DID YOU FORGET TO PAY THE CABLE BILL AGAIN?!”

    • @torgor_
      @torgor_ 6 років тому +87

      2018 and people still make Shrek musicals. what a world we live in.

    • @captainwoolbeard2447
      @captainwoolbeard2447 6 років тому +38

      Right before summer break started, we had a Shrek Musical at my high school.

    • @karmstrong6566
      @karmstrong6566 6 років тому +12

      That's great

    • @ranch418
      @ranch418 6 років тому +103

      Drama kids are a whole other species...
      So on the first day of school, I went to my advanced drama class (Drama 2, for middle school) and we played this game called "Move if you"...
      Some dude said "Move if you think waluigi should be in smash".
      THE WHOlE ClASs GOT UP AND RAN-

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 6 років тому +6

      Hunter Brown was that not in the actual movie

  • @mathybrain8
    @mathybrain8 6 років тому +100

    For those who actually don't get the Midwest tornado one, the sirens are occasionally tested like smoke alarms but on a more regular basis.

    • @okkoheinio5139
      @okkoheinio5139 5 років тому +5

      Are they tested weekly? If once every seven days there is a test, wouldn't there be a 1/7 chance of a real tornado hitting and people thinking it's a test?

    • @joe-of8gu
      @joe-of8gu 4 роки тому +2

      @@okkoheinio5139 it goes off at exactly noon, so a lot less than 1/7. But yeah there's still a really small chance

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 роки тому +2

      Kentucky has them too, I think Tues at Noon?

    • @gachajames5481
      @gachajames5481 4 роки тому

      I think mine does once a month on the last wednesday

    • @jacksonomelette7263
      @jacksonomelette7263 4 роки тому

      Yeah I think that’s what hat Nebraska does

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls 6 років тому +321

    bumps into someone:
    “Same”
    knocks over chair:
    “Same”
    burns down house:
    “Same”
    murders entire family:
    *SAME*

  • @praveenvijeyakumar741
    @praveenvijeyakumar741 6 років тому +238

    7:28 - What about a scene where Tony, Steve, and Thor ACTUALLY test to see if an elevator is worthy enough to go up with Mjolnir sitting inside.

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 5 років тому +18

      What if it isn't but its not failing to go up and long story short there a hole in the elevator

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +8

      yes Yes YES

    • @LokiToxtrocity
      @LokiToxtrocity 5 років тому +3

      I have an answer to this, but this is to funny to ruin.

    • @jebacpis869
      @jebacpis869 5 років тому +6

      @@themostbritishpersonalive868 imagine elevator taking Mjolnir up and Thors stands up cries and says: "F...fuck WHY?!"

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 роки тому +1

      Mjolnir is actually pick-up able if you are strong enough,but I doubt the machine is superman-powered.

  • @ResidentEvilFan1123
    @ResidentEvilFan1123 6 років тому +85

    My dog is 10+ years old and I still call her "little puppy~" as I walk past her

  • @JosephCimaomo
    @JosephCimaomo 6 років тому +281

    I used to work at a can crushing factory. It was soda pressing

  • @Nick-fn9sy
    @Nick-fn9sy 6 років тому +28

    1:47
    "That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second then remember it's Wednesday.
    What does this mean?"
    It means the state is testing the sirens to make sure they still work in case of a real emergency.

    • @ErikTheCleric
      @ErikTheCleric 5 років тому +2

      no it means tornados can't hurt you on wednesday them's the rules

  • @kaiyacelesse
    @kaiyacelesse 6 років тому +109

    11:18 when I was younger, like a little kid, I would never stick stickers anywhere because what if I didn't want it there. I knew a kid who had a sticker book and they would give me stickers, and I would just have to give it to someone else, because I wasn't ready for a sticker.

    • @steelheartii6525
      @steelheartii6525 6 років тому +5

      Umm, I always had a folder of those plastic thingys you normally stick documents or sth in, because if you stick your stickers on those, you can remove them easily and their backside is still...y'know sticky ;)

    • @kaiyacelesse
      @kaiyacelesse 6 років тому +4

      Steelheart II That is the smartest thing I've ever heard. 😂
      Ignore my dramatic teenage ass. That is genius though. 🙃

    • @steelheartii6525
      @steelheartii6525 6 років тому +5

      The Infinitesimally Small Girl
      Aye, no problem! I didn't even think there were people who didn't do this....
      But I guess not everyone has had a bunch of classmates that were seriously addicted to collecting random-ass stickers ;)

    • @birdie8388
      @birdie8388 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 5 років тому +1

      I just stuck my stickers on my bedroom door and then regret it immediately like 'WHAT HAVE I JUST DONE?? I'M NEVER GONNA GET THIS OFF!'

  • @marcellava
    @marcellava 6 років тому +33

    The first one is soooo me, I used to think aloud until I noticed characters on TV and in books had inner voices or thought in their heads, and I didn’t know how to do that so I concentrated real hard and tapped my head a little, I envisioned gears turning in my head and bam! My inner voice started working and I could think to myself now

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +5

      I started talking to myself out loud not long ago
      I mean, if I was the only one in the room, and someone responded, I’d be booking it outta there.

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 6 років тому +97

    Stop showing me this wholesome shit. I’m here to scream at the unforgiving void of humanity’s twisted nature, not gain some sliver of empathy

    • @mossadon
      @mossadon 6 років тому +9

      Ya know when you passed the mirror and thought you caught something outa the corner of yer eye ?
      Yup!
      It was.
      You did.
      Not yer imagination.....
      YOU SMILED !!!
      Now.. FALL ON YOUR KNEES AND DESPAIR, YOU WEAK, PATHETIC HUE MAN !!!

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +2

      what

  • @tunakanski
    @tunakanski 6 років тому +137

    The tornado practice sirens go off the first Wednesday of every month. Can get killed by a tornado in the Midwest if you don’t live in the Midwest. #rollsafe

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 6 років тому

      2na Dynasty gotta be from our region to know exist

    • @prikkel_
      @prikkel_ 6 років тому

      Same in the netherlands but not for tornados. Also for us the first monday.

    • @daltongrubb1077
      @daltongrubb1077 6 років тому

      Same here in Minnesota

    • @tunakanski
      @tunakanski 6 років тому +2

      Minnesota is in the Midwest tho...

    • @cluckingflurry
      @cluckingflurry 6 років тому +1

      As someone who lives in Michigan, I can agree that the tornado sirens go off on the first Wednesday of every month. #puremichigan

  • @alyrar8002
    @alyrar8002 6 років тому +53

    The pronunciation of the Hogwarts houses killed me

  • @brimac8237
    @brimac8237 6 років тому +118

    2:01 as a mid west southerner, I actually understood what this means.

    • @rumpelstillkills8036
      @rumpelstillkills8036 6 років тому +3

      AnnaMac is okay Bangladeshi Here, Please Explain The Fuck Outta it...

    • @ambiguousforest5670
      @ambiguousforest5670 6 років тому +7

      Explain please the rest of the world is very confused

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 років тому +5

      AnnaMac is okay PLEASE EXPLAIN

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 6 років тому +41

      I’m gonna assume they test the sirens on Wednesdays, right?

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 6 років тому +23

      MP Lily every *1st* Wednesday to be exact.

  • @fromthecherryvine
    @fromthecherryvine 6 років тому +78

    4:10 "turns on your *sKIN"*

  • @shadow_the_hedgehog_simp
    @shadow_the_hedgehog_simp 6 років тому +82

    0:41 ages 85-end is the point where you finished the game but just go back on to look at you’re “progress “

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 6 років тому +15

      You then receive rewards for your faction participation. The Buddhist faction for example has access to a replayable version, however all their skills are wiped upon reset.

    • @bigotes8198
      @bigotes8198 6 років тому +9

      Christian factions allow you to enter different servers which can be good or bad depending on your reputation with the faction owner.

    • @AlmostUselessPenguin
      @AlmostUselessPenguin 6 років тому +3

      The part where you are trying to get sidequests done before you end up at a point in a story where you can't start them anymore.

    • @humanman8975
      @humanman8975 6 років тому

      Your*

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому

      Aka a midlife crisis

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 6 років тому +205

    7:51 Awwwww!!!!!
    7:53 YOU MONSTER

    • @ambylotl
      @ambylotl 6 років тому +8

      *had to do it to em*

    • @skryypt
      @skryypt 6 років тому +5

      *gasp* I HAVE ANOTHER FOR MY HIT LIST

    • @girlgamer6678
      @girlgamer6678 5 років тому +2

      MP Lily hmm.. Deliscious

  • @jaylenj7647
    @jaylenj7647 6 років тому +20

    i saw the venomous not poisonous joke from a whole 3 clicks away.

  • @kacey_byten
    @kacey_byten 5 років тому +2

    1:47 if you’re having trouble understanding this, in the Midwest (or at least Kansas) every first Wednesday of the month is when the people controlling the sirens test that it still works. I once asked my mom if there’s ever been a tornado on the first of Wednesday, and she just shrugged. Even now whenever the sirens are being tested, I go outside to make sure there’s not a tornado lol

  • @bloodstoneore4630
    @bloodstoneore4630 6 років тому +43

    that last post is so enjoyable

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 6 років тому +2

      bloodstone ore Until you realise that you literally can also yell "Shitface!" at your dog in the same voice as you yelled "Puppy!" and the dog will still wag its tail all happy because dogs are just dumb.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 6 років тому +1

      I actually call my dog names like "dipshit" all the time because she doesn't know what they mean

  • @Minizemful
    @Minizemful 6 років тому +7

    6:43 Plot twist: He was talking about programming languages.

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 6 років тому +15

    Text-To-Speech: “Thor: throws Jolney” “Gappy” *_long-ass awkward pauses in the middle of sentences_*
    Give me strength

  • @xandergrant8854
    @xandergrant8854 6 років тому +20

    3:06
    200 fruit cakes in game WILL last you longer than your ememy.

  • @earthsscum5302
    @earthsscum5302 6 років тому +5

    Sometimes I say to myself "Animals are smarter than us but theu are just pretending to be stupid until the time has come for them to reign supreme".
    That and why the in a story there's always one knight to slay a dragon but never an army.

  • @PootisDuspunsurHarambe
    @PootisDuspunsurHarambe 6 років тому +4

    3:05
    *_Remembers the time I sold a merchant a piece of dirt,24 empty potion bottles,and a skittles_*
    Yeah...no.

  • @shrimp5499
    @shrimp5499 6 років тому +120

    4:10 *turns on your skin*
    Omg, someone call 911

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 6 років тому

      XD

    • @NKDBLR
      @NKDBLR 6 років тому

      Wait h o w d o s t h a t h a p p E h u h

  • @kapitankapital6580
    @kapitankapital6580 6 років тому +72

    I'll be honest, I'm coming down on the side of the other guy in the argument at 6:46. Plenty of people don't teach their children a language they learned, because they simply don't use it in life.

    • @vellawoodbury4258
      @vellawoodbury4258 6 років тому +20

      Patrick Ellis yeah!! That's,, literally how language works. Especially in places like Africa and Europe where tons of different languages are spoken, it's not uncommon for people to teach their children their local language as well as the language of their country, and since languages like French, English, and German are spoken more commonly, the local languages tend to be used less and eventually people just stop learning it because it's useless to them. While it is really sad that their cultures are dying because of the language issues, it's not anyone else's fault, it's just not worth it anymore.

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 6 років тому +14

      Tiger Queen I'm not sure it's really sad. Cultures aren't so much dying out as they are evolving, just as they have for millions of years. It's the same thing with languages. There is a serious issue when people are deprived of their culture or language, which has happened all too often in the past, which leaves people feeling lost and uncomfortable as they cannot live their lives in the ways that they are accustomed to, however a natural evolution of people picking up more modern or foreign elements into their culture, including other languages either entirely or partially, is a good and healthy process of evolution.

    • @---cv1dj
      @---cv1dj 6 років тому +10

      I think the issue arises when one culture assume they should basically just take over and leave no trace of any differences. Languages evolving and spreading and maybe merging (such as your example with Africa, which is very uncommon but does have a small chance of happening) is alright. Languages being erased by way of cultural manifest destiny, where the usual larger and more powerful group forces the smaller group to either stop practicing their culture and language all together or face being exiled from their people, isn't really that nice.

    • @maxtech226
      @maxtech226 6 років тому +1

      Yea and not to forget that when a country gets more united in its ways local cultures also slowly start to fade away simply because the entire country now is united as one, like how in my home country, germany, there are a looooot of local accents which have simply dies out over the years, for example northern german used to sound basically exactly like dutch nowadays, however as we became more unified, local accents fizzled away
      That doesnt mean the cultures dead tho, its very much alive.
      (Lets not talk about the east though, they are far from fucking unified as one in the country.)

    • @TheIrishBread
      @TheIrishBread 5 років тому +1

      I have to disagree here with you the op in the post at 6:15 is right in my eyes, I would love to be fluent in Irish but due to my countries past I sadly will probably never be able to speak more than a few sentences. I did try in school but between dyslexia and shit teachers I grew to resent it more than embrace it as piece of my cultural identity and it kinda makes me sad as it sounds so beautiful.

  • @Gremliin
    @Gremliin 6 років тому +1

    That last post was so wholesome. It made my entire day

  • @pastelhotmess9299
    @pastelhotmess9299 6 років тому +10

    3:21 as an avid tea drinker I am giggling a lot

  • @luigipotter16
    @luigipotter16 Рік тому +1

    1:35 "I'm Ghoul Fieri, and we're rolling out, looking for New Vegas' greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives!"

  • @MrMega1423
    @MrMega1423 5 років тому +2

    6:00
    Someone: A video game can't be wholesome and dark at the same time, those qualities are exclusive.
    Me: A Hat In Time. Nuff said.

  • @synflwr
    @synflwr 6 років тому +38

    The one about letting kids live a happy and harmless life...
    I found out what suicide means when I was 8.

    • @AViewCado69420
      @AViewCado69420 6 років тому +5

      Yeah bout that one
      Found porn and watched it when I was six.

    • @JM_E46
      @JM_E46 6 років тому +4

      I'm now addicted to gore and found one of the best pages for it...
      Bestgore.com

    • @maddy6921
      @maddy6921 6 років тому +4

      Mr. Tuxedo Man. Yeah me too told my parents I was curious. I knew what I was doing by 8

    • @playnox8567
      @playnox8567 6 років тому +3

      Slit my wrist at age 7

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 6 років тому +3

      Update: Just found a nine year old the other day who was obsessing over porn to me.

  • @CadenCorded2
    @CadenCorded2 6 років тому +23

    4:10 "turns on your skin"

  • @SulfuRed13
    @SulfuRed13 6 років тому +19

    Watching this shit drunk might be in the top5 of "best-things-I've-done-while-under-the-influcence-of-alcohol"
    PS: It took me about 3 minutes to type this and I'm pretty sure there are still errors in this comment.

  • @natalietherrien8931
    @natalietherrien8931 5 років тому

    10:08 is the BEST one. I've never really laughed at people saying "yeet" but when I imagine Thor doing it, I just laughed out loud 😂😂😂

  • @moonymoonlight
    @moonymoonlight 6 років тому +1

    What We Do In The Shadows is very much vampire Queer Eye, I can't stop laughing XD

  • @yesthbnks2004
    @yesthbnks2004 5 років тому +3

    12:43 considering the fact that this dude had to go to the hospital to get it removed, I think it's safe to say it was pretty deep...

  • @6ddict
    @6ddict 6 років тому

    The post at 1:17 makes my heart melt! People please be more like this ❤️👏

  • @motharchenemy8549
    @motharchenemy8549 6 років тому +17

    10:14
    Ok clearly that is Moltress

    • @Shivah023
      @Shivah023 6 років тому

      Tim Vano or ho-oh

    • @Mothpuff
      @Mothpuff 5 років тому

      @@Shivah023 Nope. It's definitely Moltress.

  • @VeraEdelman
    @VeraEdelman 5 років тому +1

    11:30 this sticker crisis has played a bigger role in my life thus far than I care to admit

  • @annusov8965
    @annusov8965 6 років тому +3

    I will forever love these videos

  • @boojunkles
    @boojunkles 6 років тому +1

    The person who drew Guy Fieri as a ghoul, I love you so much

  • @happyfox6942
    @happyfox6942 6 років тому +2

    2:28 WHEN IT STARTED READING THE NAMES OF THE HOUSES IS WHEN I LOST IT

  • @ainsleyvasi7144
    @ainsleyvasi7144 6 років тому

    i love watching the best quality content from tumblr on youtube

  • @paige.___.7507
    @paige.___.7507 6 років тому +1

    i feel very dumb. growing up in the midwest, i thought they did tornado sirens everywhere. you learn something new everyday.

  • @brandonkey181
    @brandonkey181 6 років тому +13

    GRIFE AND DOOR

  • @alejandroespino7178
    @alejandroespino7178 6 років тому

    I can't believe how much I needed to see a clip of Thor throwing his hammer while yelling YEET until I saw this video

  • @hervvehh4575
    @hervvehh4575 5 років тому +2

    6:46 actually the reason the dutch language and icelandic languages are becoming spoken less and less is because the people that speak those languages are teaching their children english as a native language instead.

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 6 років тому +2

    I've seen What We Do in the Shadows. My entire History class saw it within like the last week of school. I'll admit, the movie was funny. It was that teacher's first year, and the same year I graduated (which was this year.) Then again, no one could really replace my first history teacher, who is the son of the lady who helped my parents adopt me. (I'm sorry for the rant, I felt the detail was necessary. 😔)

  • @marquisdelafayette4145
    @marquisdelafayette4145 6 років тому +1

    6:04 - What we do in the shadows is bloody awesome!
    (If you’ve watched it you’ll know what I’m about to say)
    .....
    BAT FIGHT!!!!!!! 🦇 🦇 🦇

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock 6 років тому +20

    Wait, are those actual lines from the cat in the hat movie? If it is I gotta watch that damn thing!

    • @azzazelynn988
      @azzazelynn988 6 років тому +3

      eddebrock YES you should! It was my favorite movie as a kid and as an adult it's 10x better.

  • @meddlesome-
    @meddlesome- Рік тому

    love the secret boss being the merchant twist. literally dragons race to the edge

  • @oatmealbeaver
    @oatmealbeaver 5 років тому

    10:2
    “Parker what did you do” THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE WHOLE VIDEO-

  • @cyberneticreptile5700
    @cyberneticreptile5700 6 років тому +3

    1:35 Someone needs to make that into a series PLEASE!

  • @Ash_McSticks
    @Ash_McSticks 6 років тому

    Thor shouting "*Yeet*" is the funniest thing I've ever read

  • @couldbeme5561
    @couldbeme5561 6 років тому +3

    3:07 he doesn’t seem to realize that the merchant will eat the cakes, making the fight long and tiresome

  • @randomnessx3597
    @randomnessx3597 6 років тому +72

    13:03 *night vale fandom activated*

    • @remanjecarter2787
      @remanjecarter2787 6 років тому +7

      *ALLLLLL HAAAAAAIIIL*

    • @randomnessx3597
      @randomnessx3597 6 років тому +5

      Remanje Carter *ALLLLLL HHHHAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL*

    • @randomnessx3597
      @randomnessx3597 6 років тому +8

      Remanje Carter can you see the great glowing coils of the universe coming undone

    • @remanjecarter2787
      @remanjecarter2787 6 років тому +5

      randomness as they always are, it's just an everyday fact of life
      Life goes on, even when its very broken, it will

    • @carcinogenicoak3057
      @carcinogenicoak3057 6 років тому +4

      *ALL HAIL!*

  • @Tasoq
    @Tasoq 6 років тому

    2:12 the pronunciations of the house names though 😂

  • @drawingdragons4097
    @drawingdragons4097 4 роки тому

    I swear I live in Texas and I’m watching this on the first Wednesday of the month. Thanks for reminding me that it’s tornado time

  • @axel-pk3gw
    @axel-pk3gw 6 років тому

    i like that these vids include the wholesome posts and the funny ones.

  • @raerae4505
    @raerae4505 6 років тому +2

    Right when I read the thumb nail, that song came on. I am not kidding and I am slightly freaked out.

  • @MattSmith-lp6ut
    @MattSmith-lp6ut 6 років тому +1

    THE BIG MOOD ONE HAS ME DEADDD💀💀💀

  • @flental6708
    @flental6708 6 років тому +1

    1:47 to clarify for non-midwesterners, we test tornado alerts on the first wednesday of every month and i can confirm that it's against the rules for a tornado to hit

  • @omgtatercat
    @omgtatercat 6 років тому +3

    All dogs are indeed puppies. My roommate's youngest dog is 8 years old, and I refer to them all as "puppers".

  • @109367
    @109367 6 років тому +6

    Yas! Welcome to Night Vale!

  • @namanish450
    @namanish450 3 роки тому

    Revisiting this has been eye opening

  • @calmthyself836
    @calmthyself836 5 років тому +1

    0:51 And being 60-100 is when you just frolick about because the main quest is too daunting

  • @TheSentientCloud
    @TheSentientCloud 6 років тому +2

    Ghoul Fieri: Today we're in Jacobstown where I've heard they serve up the most delicious Gecko Steak and Molerat Stew you can find anywhere in the Mojave. The Nightkin there prepare it themselves. Washed down with a delicious Sunset Sarsaparilla, I'm ready to take down anyone that comes at me. As long as they don't have EMP damage. But Jacobstown? More like Flavortown, baby!

  • @hayliruble2379
    @hayliruble2379 6 років тому

    I actually remember how when I was younger as soon as I got home on Wednesday the sirens would go off but instead of panicking I'd just glare at the siren until it finished

  • @TheSentientCloud
    @TheSentientCloud 6 років тому

    I lost it at the Guy Fieri fallout dream 😂 fuck that's gotta be my next character lol

  • @maplehugger1857
    @maplehugger1857 5 років тому +1

    "and see a giant...
    ...splat of bright pink paint"

  • @n0tanerr0r99
    @n0tanerr0r99 4 роки тому +1

    Isnt it great how the narrator said skin instead of sink so the sentence read "--Turn on your skin--...."

  • @astronights
    @astronights 6 років тому

    After the era ghosts one, I turned over my shoulder and gave the air a thumbs up. A ghost is happy now.

  • @idontexistdoyou
    @idontexistdoyou 5 років тому +4

    3:04
    But I usually only sell merchants gems and stuff and keep everything else for sentimental reasons (hope that's the right word) I mean what a bad guy gunna do with a bunch of random gems??
    I just realized... Thanos
    -Fuck-

  • @ikhefu305
    @ikhefu305 6 років тому

    I fucking lost it when Thor launches Mjolnir, like: "This bitch heavy, YEET!"

  • @willifit
    @willifit 6 років тому

    I can't stop laughing about the Guy Fieri Fallout joke xDDD

  • @dumbastards7253
    @dumbastards7253 6 років тому

    2:19, the image at the top is from the movie The Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy. Great movie, the books are even better.

  • @scatteredholograpedrink7915
    @scatteredholograpedrink7915 5 років тому +1

    6:38 i did that i literally did that my native language is German i literally almost completely stopped speaking it now when i have to talk to someone in German it feels like I’m speaking dyslexic my sister did the same i don’t even have a German accent anymore it’s borderline American

  • @TungstenWulf
    @TungstenWulf 6 років тому

    I called my dog, "puppy-dog" till the day she died at the age of 15. Bless you Abby, you will always be the best puppy-dog ever.

  • @ssangelrani
    @ssangelrani 4 роки тому

    3:06 Fun fact, there was a game created on ArmorGames.com called "The Enchanted Cave", where the final boss was the merchant the entire time. (Minus the combat capabilities ofc, he was actually hard af to defeat the first time around lol)

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard 6 років тому +1

    5:18 - I feel this sentiment. I have a corner double bed.

  • @rcchloe3702
    @rcchloe3702 6 років тому

    I love the way the robot voice pronounces the Hogwarts house names haha

  • @void4067
    @void4067 5 років тому

    As an aspiring author this gave me a couple amazing ideas and I want to write a story now 😂

  • @josrambles1975
    @josrambles1975 5 років тому

    6:56 They do this!!! It's the flipping post-credit scenes!!!

  • @terra5507
    @terra5507 6 років тому +17

    A *GRIFINDER*

  • @chaoticjester458
    @chaoticjester458 9 місяців тому

    1:45 The Atom Cats probably hooked him up with that suit

  • @soundfxmaster
    @soundfxmaster 5 років тому +3

    "A movie cannot be dark and wholesome"
    ...have- have you ever seen any studio ghibli movie?..... like at all?

    • @enderdragyn
      @enderdragyn 5 років тому

      padak looks wholesome but its basically finding nemo and watership down

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 5 років тому

      Or any war movie

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 6 років тому

    12:58 wasn’t prepared for that sudden Night Vale wowza

  • @hannahstahl1857
    @hannahstahl1857 6 років тому +2

    It has to be Wednesday at 1pm in the Midwest for our tornado siren testing to happen

  • @lemonfluff6151
    @lemonfluff6151 6 років тому +1

    I’m gonna go back to Wattpad and write stories for all the tumblr posts with great story ideas that no-one wrote stories about

    • @Hellhound_Luz
      @Hellhound_Luz 6 років тому

      fucking do it and tell me your wattpad name so I can read them

  • @squirrelfish8200
    @squirrelfish8200 5 років тому

    3:50 *sits up straighter, holding my phone a little higer for my spectators*

  • @pheo212
    @pheo212 6 років тому

    Scared of the merchant with 700 bokoblin horns and 50 lynel hoofs. Whatever will I do?

  • @berserkerciaran
    @berserkerciaran 6 років тому +1

    When Jerry "The King" Lawler screams "Puppies!" in front of a female wrestler

  • @literallysatan5495
    @literallysatan5495 5 років тому +1

    2:02 We test tornados every two weeks on wensday, for any confused peeps out there.

    • @vermilionrubin
      @vermilionrubin 5 років тому

      How did the tornados do on the last test?

  • @Ace-gi8pf
    @Ace-gi8pf 6 років тому +3

    It's state law in most Mid-Western states to test their sirens on Wensday, in case anyone was confused.

  • @l00nca
    @l00nca 6 років тому

    My sister works at a bathbomb and soap store with a bunch on smells, so the store has coffee grounds to sniff to clear your nose.
    I swear multiple I’ve seen people stick their faces into the coffee.

  • @EldritchSylvia
    @EldritchSylvia 6 років тому

    This is the first time I've watched one of these meme compilations and it's just what I've seen on reddit recently

  • @soulfulanubis7489
    @soulfulanubis7489 5 років тому

    To the ghost and them figuring out how our shit works...
    Post: "They turn on your sink"
    Narrator: "They turn on your *skin* "
    This made it so much better and disturbing.

  • @ef4253
    @ef4253 6 років тому +1

    1:56 thought it was bc it’s hump day and if a tornado is on a hump you’re below it so it means you’re Gucci