FFXIV Job Breedability Tier List

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 385

  • @DrakGamestein
    @DrakGamestein  3 місяці тому +374

    I am not in the least bit sorry. It will happen again. Make sure to like and subscribe. :)

    • @watchersshadow3323
      @watchersshadow3323 3 місяці тому +11

      How many retries did you have to do to stop laughing?

    • @DrakGamestein
      @DrakGamestein  3 місяці тому +15

      @@watchersshadow3323 you can count yourself since I recorded it live :) www.twitch.tv/videos/2173050564

    • @MrTwilightwolf
      @MrTwilightwolf 3 місяці тому +6

      Was gunbreaker so ho solely to appease cory to not murder you in dawntrail

    • @watchersshadow3323
      @watchersshadow3323 3 місяці тому +3

      @MrTwilightwolf it wouldn't surprise me if that's the case. Part of me is surprised he didn't mention the possible double team in Dark Knights

    • @ProfJbWolf
      @ProfJbWolf 3 місяці тому +2

      Drak what the fuck? Hilarious but what the fuck?

  • @afallencheetah6610
    @afallencheetah6610 3 місяці тому +335

    You know that feeling when you see a car crash happening and you cant look away?

    • @gdi_kosen
      @gdi_kosen 3 місяці тому +7

      i felt this on a spiritual level

    • @iaintaylor7390
      @iaintaylor7390 3 місяці тому +4

      I don’t think my reaction to a car crash in motion is howling with laughter like this

  • @starflight
    @starflight 3 місяці тому +443

    Good. Now make a tierlist on the breedability of the bosses.

    • @thedreambirds
      @thedreambirds 3 місяці тому +4

      I would watch and enjoy this. I can think of a few really really hot raid bosses off the top of my head.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 3 місяці тому +9

      Ahem. Nophica...

    • @kuldana413
      @kuldana413 3 місяці тому

      Shiva and Nophica S-tier

    • @TheTsunaru
      @TheTsunaru 3 місяці тому

      Tokkapchi

    • @TaleSeeker
      @TaleSeeker 3 місяці тому

      Siren and the Necromancer

  • @Saske2518
    @Saske2518 3 місяці тому +94

    I literally thought “oh cool, Lucy is making XIV videos again” when this showed up in my subscriptions lmao

    • @DrakGamestein
      @DrakGamestein  3 місяці тому +40

      I’d asked her if she had any pointers lol

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 3 місяці тому +201

    That's enough internet for this year.

  • @iaintaylor7390
    @iaintaylor7390 3 місяці тому +149

    In the best possible way,
    What the fuc-

  • @HansDelbruckFFXIV
    @HansDelbruckFFXIV 3 місяці тому +100

    9:52 Wait I had to last the whole 10 minutes?

  • @xalrath
    @xalrath 3 місяці тому +33

    such impregnation... this was not my intention

  • @DrakeWurrum
    @DrakeWurrum 3 місяці тому +86

    Respect for remembering to include Blue Mage.

    • @TheWally02
      @TheWally02 3 місяці тому +19

      Blue Mage likes to watch others so they can learn top breeding techniques

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@TheWally02competitive breeding

  • @TrilainaBloodwind
    @TrilainaBloodwind 3 місяці тому +112

    . . . WHAT DID I JUST CLICK ON?!

    • @IsilmeTuruphant
      @IsilmeTuruphant 3 місяці тому +14

      Content-gap degeneracy. If Dawntrail gets delayed this will only get worse.

    • @smellybearc7411
      @smellybearc7411 3 місяці тому

      I know bro. I know. Same here. Same.

    • @DrakGamestein
      @DrakGamestein  3 місяці тому +24

      Content

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@IsilmeTuruphantyou say worse, I say better

    • @foolhardy_protagonist
      @foolhardy_protagonist 3 місяці тому

      I'm back in the degenerate side of FF14 again.

  • @superbun277
    @superbun277 3 місяці тому +14

    Nobody: "How many innuendos can you fit in a ten minute video about FFXIV jobs?"
    Drakanous Gamestein: "Yes"

  • @megamajig
    @megamajig 3 місяці тому +47

    I thought better of you Drak... Not sure why I thought better of you but I did. A+ video posting in all my discords as I speak.

    • @DrakGamestein
      @DrakGamestein  3 місяці тому +18

      I'm glad I could adjust those expectations.

  • @TheMNWolf
    @TheMNWolf 3 місяці тому +33

    White mage is akin to edging. Every time you think you're about done, you get pulled back from the brink.

  • @swiftcastholy9034
    @swiftcastholy9034 3 місяці тому +36

    "Holes filled you didn't even know you had"
    That's how SE's healer design makes me feel, so yes, this is a fair statement about SGE.

  • @jacobkern2060
    @jacobkern2060 3 місяці тому +21

    This was like staring into the sun for 10 minutes

  • @CloverSchicksal
    @CloverSchicksal 3 місяці тому +25

    Come on man. Right in front of my dawntrail?

  • @alicehaze3858
    @alicehaze3858 3 місяці тому +22

    I didn't know which job to main for Dawntrail, it's good to have quality tierlists to help me make the right choice

  • @NeFlorence
    @NeFlorence 3 місяці тому +18

    Just in time for new players to get all caught up for Dawntrail! Thanks for this Tierlist/Guide, Drak!

  • @shygo1051
    @shygo1051 3 місяці тому +15

    Oh my god not the Spofie's "get oblated on" chat respooonse

    • @shygo1051
      @shygo1051 3 місяці тому +1

      I did not expect the vampire himself, but here we go
      Those edits were god tier dude

  • @acehealer4212
    @acehealer4212 3 місяці тому +7

    I misunderstood the tierlist when I saw it on Twitter. I thought it was like. The other way around. How easy it would be to get each job pregante. Wonder what that list would look like?
    8:27 Ah, my favorite ship. G'raha and The Guy From The Trailers.

  • @allenwalker3630
    @allenwalker3630 3 місяці тому +14

    When we get drak tweets as videos

  • @spunkiepanda7785
    @spunkiepanda7785 3 місяці тому +16

    NOT THE ASTARION LOOK A LIKE FOR SUMMONER! i died at that part!!

    • @BWA85
      @BWA85 3 місяці тому

      We were missing a Bear.. but a massive Cock was a good stand in.

  • @YuubiTimberwolf
    @YuubiTimberwolf 3 місяці тому +14

    Dragoon and in freaking D-Tier of Breedability? Now that is shameful, i expected B Tier atleast XD
    We have our Dragon Sight on you, True Thrust you into Heavens' Thrust and bring you a Chaotic Spring ;D but Elusive Jump out of Childsupport, just dont mind our endurance issue while we Jump Positionals xD

    • @xalrath
      @xalrath 3 місяці тому +2

      sorry man once you leave your twenties there is only so much you can get up to from the floor

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus 3 місяці тому

      It's because you spend all your time (dra)gooning. Your virility has been lost.

  • @baylaust
    @baylaust 3 місяці тому +12

    Is this what Whoops was alluding to when he mentioned the Preg-Nation?

  • @JanusZeal11
    @JanusZeal11 3 місяці тому +20

    Astarian in FF14....well done...

  • @bard_exe
    @bard_exe 3 місяці тому +6

    So, I stumbled across you last week and binged your entire "Endwalker" playlist... then subscribed.
    This is the first video since I have subscribed.
    I have no idea how to feel about that.

    • @DrakGamestein
      @DrakGamestein  3 місяці тому +1

      This is what it’s like to follow me on Twitter.

    • @Harrowing999
      @Harrowing999 3 місяці тому

      You’re here foreverrrrrr

  • @nahnah390
    @nahnah390 3 місяці тому +27

    Well next year you have to do one on mother's day, I hope you realize.

  • @varaffxiv2219
    @varaffxiv2219 3 місяці тому +6

    Oh boy! A nearly 11 Minute long Drak Tweet

  • @Shanks612
    @Shanks612 3 місяці тому +9

    Just an added one for crafters. Specifically Blacksmith, we are always prepared to bring the heat to the room since we carry a mini forge. We know how to pound and do it hard multiple times to get the high quality lovin. Though with the heat we tend to sweat more than other classes leaving an admittedly bad stink. But that stink is all from love.......dont worry we'll make wind up minions to keep the kids entertained. A tier

  • @lucikruxapache9034
    @lucikruxapache9034 3 місяці тому +5

    i think i might need therapy

  • @bigboi5507
    @bigboi5507 3 місяці тому +28

    Yo drak What is this?! You good? 😂

  • @Rafauku
    @Rafauku 3 місяці тому +15

    this is heinous. evil. darksided. the exact kind of content we all crave.

  • @tsuribachi
    @tsuribachi 3 місяці тому +5

    prayers to all the filming crews

  • @SleepyOmel
    @SleepyOmel 3 місяці тому +9

    G-Guys I think he's actually broken, this isn't a bit it's a cry for help

  • @LuceDGooseVT
    @LuceDGooseVT 3 місяці тому +7

    This was on my feed for 3 hours before I realized Drak was the one who uploaded this-

  • @blairgleeson7180
    @blairgleeson7180 3 місяці тому +3

    The bard section was an missed opportunity to play CBAT.

  • @vonithgale7539
    @vonithgale7539 3 місяці тому +5

    6:31 you couldn't resist, and I am so glad you didnt.
    Love that song.

  • @cablefeed3738
    @cablefeed3738 3 місяці тому +7

    Red Mage is the perfect partner. They just respect you enough not to unload their finisher inside.
    SSS+ Tier

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 3 місяці тому +3

      Well yes, but this tier list is specifically about trying to *get* someone pregnant.

    • @cablefeed3738
      @cablefeed3738 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jacobkern2060 Well then, I completely misunderstood. I thought it was the person getting breed, not the breeder

  • @Zuvarius
    @Zuvarius 3 місяці тому +2

    I saw the word document you had posted for Patreons on this a while ago. Was not expecting a video to come of it XD Love it!

  • @AzureDrive
    @AzureDrive 3 місяці тому +2

    My favorite, a Drak tweet in video form

  • @MissLilianae
    @MissLilianae 3 місяці тому +1

    Intro & Rules: 0:00
    Paladin: 0:31
    Warrior: 1:02
    Dark Knight: 1:42
    Gunbreaker: 1:24
    White Mage: 1:59
    Scholar: 2:38
    Astrologian: 3:00
    Sage: 3:32
    Monk: 3:54
    Dragoon: 4:18
    Ninja: 5:20
    Samurai: 5:42
    Reaper: 4:52
    Bard: 6:10
    Machinist: 6:30
    Dancer: 7:01
    Black Mage: 7:21
    Summoner: 8:04
    Red Mage: 8:27
    Blue Mage: 9:06
    I'm sorry some of these don't line up, I can only do so much with Timestamps and Drak wasn't precise enough T_T

  • @darkwulf2k
    @darkwulf2k 3 місяці тому +1

    Loved this. Was a fun watch. Appropriate uses of dad jokes from a dad. Hope you had a wonderful Father's day with your blessings. :)

  • @strawberryboi2k722
    @strawberryboi2k722 3 місяці тому +3

    There's something about content that is so cursed you can't look away

  • @Bibleonian
    @Bibleonian 3 місяці тому +22

    So if you're at the bottom of the tier list, does this mean YOU"RE the submissive and breedable one? If that's the case then......i don't know how i feel about being called out Drak...

  • @erengard4670
    @erengard4670 3 місяці тому +1

    The production quality of this is outstanding! Well worth appealing to the great algorithm.

  • @kitsunehanyou09
    @kitsunehanyou09 3 місяці тому +2

    This is amazing, I feel like I need a shower, but the work on this is incredible. A tier

  • @Andreas444Channel
    @Andreas444Channel 3 місяці тому +2

    My man did Dark Knight so dirty by not mentioning the fact that you can have your shadow for extra fun. :>

  • @Squallcloud95
    @Squallcloud95 3 місяці тому +1

    NOW that's a tier list i can get behind!

  • @ToastyCoyote
    @ToastyCoyote 3 місяці тому +5

    I knew what I was getting myself into

  • @Sammy-kb2nl
    @Sammy-kb2nl 3 місяці тому +2

    uncensored horse ween goes hard ty drak~

  • @HawaiianCoconut
    @HawaiianCoconut 3 місяці тому +1

    Therapist: don't worry, Astarion in ffxiv isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Astarion in ffxiv: 8:05

  • @Miriromi13
    @Miriromi13 3 місяці тому +1

    Fishers are either S tier because they have truly mastered the rod or they're F because they're too busy tugging their own. There can be no in between!

  • @hibawww
    @hibawww 3 місяці тому +4

    I did a lot of giggling. Great dialogue, visuals, and editing!! Great job Drak, Kev and team! :D
    Mch & blm is my fav

  • @Fenrisdevil
    @Fenrisdevil 3 місяці тому +1

    Kinda forgot to mention the huge biting kink dark knights should have. While in their younger days they gave you surprising thrusts (random dark arts usage in HW xD) And I mean, going twice before needing a restof 5 minutes IS impressive :>

  • @azraelkyota6372
    @azraelkyota6372 3 місяці тому +4

    Finally an actual list

  • @zerovolt1406
    @zerovolt1406 3 місяці тому

    A phenomenal crossover, I can feel the impact Lucy Pyre left from the crossover all those months ago.

  • @jtheconqueror121
    @jtheconqueror121 6 днів тому

    This is honestly the funniest yet somehow most accurate list I’ve seen. The parts with Lyse and Raha had me dying

  • @bandi138138
    @bandi138138 3 місяці тому +1

    "Why does the White Mage look like Edda Purehea- ...oh"

  • @henrywesterman493
    @henrywesterman493 3 місяці тому +1

    YoshiP actually knew this video was coming and that's why Drak wasn't allowed anywhere near the Media Tour.

  • @SiraTheSiren
    @SiraTheSiren 3 місяці тому

    You're responsible for my therapy. I can't tell if I wanna cry or cackle- HELP.

  • @ValexTheGobbo
    @ValexTheGobbo 3 місяці тому +1

    Happy Proven Virility Day, Drak!

  • @sophennec4120
    @sophennec4120 3 місяці тому +1

    A suprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!
    banger video, great editing. I have no idea why I watched this but I'd say 10 minutes well spent!

  • @PhantomSekai
    @PhantomSekai 3 місяці тому

    The expac waiting room is really bringing out some wild shit

  • @nestrior7733
    @nestrior7733 3 місяці тому

    This was absolutely hysterical, I love it

  • @bounddreamer
    @bounddreamer 3 місяці тому

    Okay, at first when i saw the title i was like, no... Then i actually watched and was laughing out loud. For real. Great edits and lol-worthy jokes.
    Happy fathe'rs day Drak! You're an amazing dad.

  • @davidmortimer9764
    @davidmortimer9764 3 місяці тому +4

    Excellent machinima combined with fantastic voiceover, Drak. S+ tier. You and Kev (and his buddies) make a great team. Threesome. Orgy. Whatever.

  • @laceyclark311
    @laceyclark311 3 місяці тому +1

    I needed the laugh today after the week I've had.

  • @houyo
    @houyo 3 місяці тому

    YOSHI P BREEDING LOG WHEN!
    For knocking up every class and completing the log the reward should be a Y'shtola mount.

  • @Coolio_Ash
    @Coolio_Ash 3 місяці тому

    I'm glad you were respectful with this one. As a paladin I'm glad you called us a good partner.

  • @falloutlord1994
    @falloutlord1994 3 місяці тому +1

    Samurai has a lot of Timothies on the floor

  • @Loispealz34
    @Loispealz34 3 місяці тому

    Okay so drak has evolved from drak tweets, to drak vids.
    Also entirely correct opinions.

  • @ViolettRoyal
    @ViolettRoyal 3 місяці тому

    I need more of this!!!

  • @Flufficuss
    @Flufficuss 3 місяці тому

    No "Blood Lily" time jokes? Wow. That took restraint. Proud of you Drak.

  • @Somefrickface
    @Somefrickface 3 місяці тому

    Gotta do this with the jobs as the mom next mother’s day

  • @RowanMayson
    @RowanMayson 3 місяці тому

    It's okay Drak, we're here for you. Blink 3 times if you need help.

  • @madsligaard234
    @madsligaard234 3 місяці тому +3

    as a paladin....
    yeah... :(

  • @theleonhart3757
    @theleonhart3757 3 місяці тому +2

    I did not expect this. Am I complaining, no. Great video as always Drak.

  • @drewmalekith4614
    @drewmalekith4614 3 місяці тому

    Excellent tier list and content m'lord. happy fathers day

  • @MagiCaeGirl
    @MagiCaeGirl 3 місяці тому

    When that pre-expansion delirium hits hard 😂

  • @nathanflannery3031
    @nathanflannery3031 3 місяці тому

    OMG YES!! During the Bard segment, you could have easily Rickrolled us, but you didn't and moved on.... just to come right back and redeem yourself!

  • @neon9152
    @neon9152 3 місяці тому

    This is the content I didn't know I needed.

  • @nospoiler
    @nospoiler 3 місяці тому

    counterpint on black mage:
    If you let them, they will take the time to find the perfect approach to make every second with them as amazing as is possible

  • @FalkRaegos
    @FalkRaegos 3 місяці тому

    I had to check what date it was to make sure it wasn't April 1st. :D

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 3 місяці тому +2

    I saw WAR in the S tier and thought this list was the *opposite* kind of Breedability.
    Submissive tier list when?

  • @natehkun1426
    @natehkun1426 3 місяці тому

    As a father of two my breeding days are over but still good to know if I change my mind. xD. BTW Happy Father's Dad to Drak and all other WoL dads out there.

  • @VillackDeSage
    @VillackDeSage 3 місяці тому +1

    You're still my favorite FFXIV UA-camr... But I'm starting to regret it.

  • @PurpleSyrup14
    @PurpleSyrup14 3 місяці тому

    Astarion jump scare my god.
    EDIT: Also I want an updated list with Viper and Pictomancer eventually.

  • @Altasetraa
    @Altasetraa 3 місяці тому

    You can tell we're deep in the content drought. Hilarious work

  • @henrywesterman493
    @henrywesterman493 3 місяці тому

    Never clicked a videoso fast that i didn't see who made it... then Drak's voice boomed out of my speaker... this should be good!

  • @miniguylad2827
    @miniguylad2827 3 місяці тому

    "do you want your ten minutes back?"
    me: ... *presses replay*

  • @chelsthegameruiner8669
    @chelsthegameruiner8669 3 місяці тому +1

    Are...are you good homie? That title is crazy-

  • @ZiriO
    @ZiriO 3 місяці тому

    I clicked out of trainwreck spectator and the DISRESPECT on my main tanks, caster, and healers 🤣

  • @Eduardo19201
    @Eduardo19201 3 місяці тому +2

    Okay, We're kinda going on strange route here.

  • @brreakfastYT
    @brreakfastYT 3 місяці тому

    It took me like 8 replays to realize it was "Froth and foam".
    As a dedicated warrior main, I approve.

  • @alien_marksman
    @alien_marksman 3 місяці тому

    As a Scholar main I feel called out, but I also can't argue with how accurate your reasoning is.

  • @wadeleonhart
    @wadeleonhart 3 місяці тому

    I can't believe this is a video I get to watch in the year of our Lord 2024

  • @Kitkat5335
    @Kitkat5335 3 місяці тому

    Hey, as a RDM I never pull out before the big finish. I'm doing tricks while finishing big up close and personal!

  • @snake3419
    @snake3419 3 місяці тому +1

    I object to DRG being D tier, they have 3 buttons dedicated to "Diving" in deep, they're at least a C or a very low B

  • @Noisymedal
    @Noisymedal 3 місяці тому +1

    I main PLD, DRK, WHM, and RDM.
    My Auri lady is the least breedable WoL in existence.

  • @Demonboy007
    @Demonboy007 3 місяці тому +1

    Hmm... Kinda funny that some of jobs Drak mains made it to top tier...
    As a SMN though, we didn't hit bottom, so yay.
    As a WAR and SAM lover, and a RDM hater, the propaganda and slander made my night. Keep cooking, Chef Drak.