Translation for english viewers Kokichi: Ahh. I’m bored Kaito: The convenience store gets pretty quiet late at night, huh? Kokichi: Kaito Kaito: Hm? Kaito: *Screaming* Kaito: Hey, cut it out, Kokichi! Kokichi: Your reaction never gets old huh, Kaito? Kaito: Don’t say that! Kaito: Ah.. Kaito: Anyway, I have to take care of some documents for a bit Kokichi: Sure Kaito: Can you take care of some things here for now? Kokichi: K Kaito: FWAH!!! Kokichi: Ah, I’m totally okay with that Kaito: Ah, is that so? Kaito: That’s not fair, hmph Kaito: Not fair, not fair! Kokichi: Welcome Shuichi: Oi, hand over the cash! Shuichi: Hand over the cash! Shuichi: Hurry it up! Shuichi: Hurry it up or I’ll kill you! Shuichi: Why are you just sitting around!? Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash! Kokichi: Well... Um... Shuichi: What do you mean, “Um”?! Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash already! Kokichi: Ah, be careful Shuichi: What? Shuichi: What are you doing? Shuichi: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Kokichi: Uwah... Kokichi: That’s no good Shuichi: I’ll cut you to pieces! Kokichi: Ah, don’t want that Shuichi: Ugh, whatever Shuichi: JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: What’s with this guy? Kokichi: That’s the manager Shuichi: ARE YOU THE MANAGER?! Shuichi: HURRY AND HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH! Shuichi: THE FASTER YOU HAND IT OVER, THE FASTER I’LL GET OUT! Shuichi: LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME! Shuichi: The faster you hand it to me- Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: The faster you give it- Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: The faster- Shuichi: SHUT UUUUPP!! Shuichi: What’s with this guy? Shuichi: Oi, you, hand it over Kokichi: Well... Um... Shuichi: Then you hand it over! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Hand it over! Kokichi: Well... Shuichi: Hand it over! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: WHAT’S WITH YOU TWO!?!?! Shuichi: ISN’T THERE ANYONE SANE AROUND HERE?! Kokichi: What the hell’s your problem? Shuichi: Hey, what’s with you? Shuichi: Are you upset or something?! Kokichi: It’s actually time for my break Shuichi: YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN?! Shuichi: This is a robbery, y’know!? Kokichi: Hah... Shuichi: Be a bit more scared, won’t you?! Kokichi: Well... Shuichi: BE SCARED!!! Kokichi: Well... Shuichi: BE SCARED!!! Kokichi: Ah, watch out Shuichi: Damn it! Shuichi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Stop. You’re embarrassing me Kaito: IT CAME OUT! IT CAME OUT! Shuichi: What do you mean “it came out”?! Shuichi: What’s with him!? Shuichi: Uwah, he’s super freaked out Kokichi: “Grr”? Shuichi: SHUT UP!! Shuichi: Anyway, that wasn’t even my point- Kokichi: Grr Kokichi: Well, I’m going on my break Shuichi: QUIT MESSING AROUND!!! Kokichi: What’s your problem?! Shuichi: If you go on break, you’re just gonna call the cops! Kokichi: I won’t! Shuichi: YOU SHOULD!!!! Shuichi: IT’S YOUR CHANCE!!!! Shuichi: You should really care more about a scary robbery like this! Kokichi: I’m not scared Shuichi: Just look at this guy!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Look at him! He’s terrified! Kokichi: Hahahaha! Shuichi: Eh, what are you laughing for? Shuichi: Eh? Why are you laughing!? Shuichi: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? Kokichi: I’ve been trying to hold it back all this time Shuichi: Yeah, okay, but why are you laughing?! Kokichi: Kaito’s just too hilarious! Shuichi: THAT’S CRUEL!!!! Shuichi: CAN’T YOU SEE THAT HE’S PANICKING?! Kokichi: He sure is! Kokichi: Kaito! Kokichi: Here! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: IT’S JUST A TOY!! Shuichi: DON’T DO SHIT LIKE THAT! Shuichi: DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM? Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay, Kaito? Shuichi: Huh? Shuichi: What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Kaito: Kn- K- Kni- Shuichi: Ah, ah, okay! I’ll get rid of it! Shuichi: Look, there’s nothing there Shuichi: There’s nothing there anymore Shuichi: Nothing, nothing Shuichi: Ah! See, isn’t that better? Shuichi: No more! it’s fine now, okay? Kokichi: Hand over the damn cash, Kaito!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: GIVE THAT BACK! Shuichi: Be careful with that!! Shuichi: Geez, just stop! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? Kaito: C-COCKROACH! Shuichi: FUCK OFF!!! Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay? Shuichi: I’M HERE FOR YOU! Shuichi: I’m here for you, it’s okay! Kokichi: Kaito! Kokichi: This is a robbery, y’know! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Enough already! Shuichi: Just give me the money already! Shuichi: I’ll go home if you do so just hand it over! Kokichi: Well... Um... Shuichi: Don’t give me that! Shuichi: What now? Kaito: KOKICHI! Kokichi: Yes? Kaito: THE ROPE UNDER THE COUNTER! Kaito: PASS ME THE ROPE! Shuichi: LET ME GO! Kokichi: Kaito! Kokichi: Do you mean this? Shuichi and Kaito: *Screaming*
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王馬くんが合いすぎてて笑うw
それなw
百田もあってておもろいwww
王馬「てんちょ～そいつ～強盗っすよぉ～？？」
百田「ﾎｧｱｱｱｧｱｱｱｱｱｧｱ！！！」
最原は強盗向いてないなww
咲桜小吉 それな
咲桜小吉 こころ優しすぎて向いてないわw
確実だなw
向いてなさすぎて、草生えるw
正直、これはこれで面白いww🤣
最原「お前この怖い強盗を野放しにしといていいのか？！」
王馬「怖くない……」
最原「…………」
確かに怖くないww唖然としてる時の最原ちゃん可愛いwww
黒井はくら 2:59
最原ちゃんは怖いじゃ無くて可愛いだもの
えな部長『何サボってるの！？』
2:15
最「も…ガオォォォォ！！！！」
私（かわいい…）
百「うわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！！！！！」
私（落ち着けw）
最「やめて 余計恥ずかしくなる」（赤面）
私（かわいいぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ！！！！！！！！！！！！！」
最「やめて余計恥ずかしくなる」
「尊いぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ！最原くん推しで良かった……
可愛ええわー
？？？『なんだようるさいなー…)
最原可愛すぎ
総統何に金使ってんすか...パーカー最原ちゃんすこ
最原ちゃんの犯罪者顔がここで使われるとはたまげたなぁ
小吉「いやぁ、、、」
百田「ぉぁあああぁああぁあ！！！」
「なんだお前ら！！！」
あやす最原 、喚く百田 、
仕掛ける王馬 、喚く百田
蛇
蛇の字を見て田中眼蛇夢が出てきたのは私だけじゃない…多分
@@user-Otoha_ryu
思った
メンツが完璧www
最原好きだわ
最原くん！？ちょっ…さいっ…wwwwwwwwwww
王馬くんwww
最原くんの飛んでけー！の投げるやつが可愛いwww
最原くんの赤面可愛いwwwwww
百田ビビリすぎ！(笑)
最原面白いわ。ヤバすぎだろこれ。
4:06秒の王馬くんの顔が可愛い
4:16ここで最原くんのオカン面出るのほんとw
なんだろう……最原君のパーカー&腕まくり姿に萌えてしまっt((
王馬「てぇんちょう金を出せぇ！」百田「うぉ''わぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！」自分「うわあ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙！？」(百田くんの叫び声にビビったらしいです。)
のちにこのコンビニで働く最原ちゃんが見えます…神動画…()
王馬キャラ妙にあってるwww
3人可愛すぎwwwwwww
最原ちゃんギャンブルに掛けすぎたのか...？ｗ
ラブホとパンツで廃人と化した男最原終一
超高校級からギャンブルで身を滅ぼすとかw
@@8bit_365
「一年前に返信とか草」
超高校級のギャンブル依存症
???「最原君はまだまだですわね」
@@user-bq2gk9bk6s お前かw
よくもわいの嫁を殺して...((
重複の方でしたか！今回もチョイスが秀逸で笑いました(^○^)
絵も上手くて好きです！
大天使聖ミカエル
白い白い虫♪
大天使聖ミカエル 横ーに横転してみたらァァあ～♪♪
骨を骨折したんだ♪
@@ぱるーん-t3e あぁしぃのぉ♪あぁしくぅびぃをぉ♪（訛りすぎた）
レジないのに最原君、、、ww
銀行強盗がきたときは王馬と百田を連れていこう。
邪邪邪ジャーン！アタシもそうおもうぜ！面白いもんな！ゲラゲラ
↑ジェノサイダー翔風
やべーwww笑いが止まらんw3人ともキャラが合いすぎてて草生える
王馬）店長、そいつ、強盗ですよ。
のところがおもろい(´∀`*)ヶﾗヶﾗ。あと重複の歌も見ました！面白かったです！
百田可愛い(笑)
ダンガンロンパのキャラ配役もいいけど
ネタが普通に面白い😂
字幕の日本語(自動生成）がやばい
江ノ島盾子 ちょっとやめてよタブとトゥランパル は草不可避
存在がyear!!
百田可愛すぎて
ｳｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧ!!!!!(((
百田「ﾎｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧｧ！！」
わかる！百田好き。
同じく百田好き
同感
最原ちゃんはやっぱり根がいい子だなぁ
弱そうな強盗ww
春川さん守ってあげないとねwww
まりも ハルマキ「殺されたいの……？」
百田「うわぁぁあぁあああ！！(泣)」
Robber Shuichi. That's something you don't see everyday.
Ikr
To understand criminal you have to become one
I thought it was going to be Maki or something
強盗する最原ちゃん可愛いw
配役が神がかってる…w
Translation for english viewers
Kokichi: Ahh. I’m bored
Kaito: The convenience store gets pretty quiet late at night, huh?
Kokichi: Kaito
Kaito: Hm?
Kaito: *Screaming*
Kaito: Hey, cut it out, Kokichi!
Kokichi: Your reaction never gets old huh, Kaito?
Kaito: Don’t say that!
Kaito: Ah..
Kaito: Anyway, I have to take care of some documents for a bit
Kokichi: Sure
Kaito: Can you take care of some things here for now?
Kokichi: K
Kaito: FWAH!!!
Kokichi: Ah, I’m totally okay with that
Kaito: Ah, is that so?
Kaito: That’s not fair, hmph
Kaito: Not fair, not fair!
Kokichi: Welcome
Shuichi: Oi, hand over the cash!
Shuichi: Hand over the cash!
Shuichi: Hurry it up!
Shuichi: Hurry it up or I’ll kill you!
Shuichi: Why are you just sitting around!?
Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash!
Kokichi: Well... Um...
Shuichi: What do you mean, “Um”?!
Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash already!
Kokichi: Ah, be careful
Shuichi: What?
Shuichi: What are you doing?
Shuichi: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Kokichi: Uwah...
Kokichi: That’s no good
Shuichi: I’ll cut you to pieces!
Kokichi: Ah, don’t want that
Shuichi: Ugh, whatever
Shuichi: JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: What’s with this guy?
Kokichi: That’s the manager
Shuichi: ARE YOU THE MANAGER?!
Shuichi: HURRY AND HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!
Shuichi: THE FASTER YOU HAND IT OVER, THE FASTER I’LL GET OUT!
Shuichi: LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME!
Shuichi: The faster you hand it to me-
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: The faster you give it-
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: The faster-
Shuichi: SHUT UUUUPP!!
Shuichi: What’s with this guy?
Shuichi: Oi, you, hand it over
Kokichi: Well... Um...
Shuichi: Then you hand it over!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Hand it over!
Kokichi: Well...
Shuichi: Hand it over!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: WHAT’S WITH YOU TWO!?!?!
Shuichi: ISN’T THERE ANYONE SANE AROUND HERE?!
Kokichi: What the hell’s your problem?
Shuichi: Hey, what’s with you?
Shuichi: Are you upset or something?!
Kokichi: It’s actually time for my break
Shuichi: YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN?!
Shuichi: This is a robbery, y’know!?
Kokichi: Hah...
Shuichi: Be a bit more scared, won’t you?!
Kokichi: Well...
Shuichi: BE SCARED!!!
Kokichi: Well...
Shuichi: BE SCARED!!!
Kokichi: Ah, watch out
Shuichi: Damn it!
Shuichi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Stop. You’re embarrassing me
Kaito: IT CAME OUT! IT CAME OUT!
Shuichi: What do you mean “it came out”?!
Shuichi: What’s with him!?
Shuichi: Uwah, he’s super freaked out
Kokichi: “Grr”?
Shuichi: SHUT UP!!
Shuichi: Anyway, that wasn’t even my point-
Kokichi: Grr
Kokichi: Well, I’m going on my break
Shuichi: QUIT MESSING AROUND!!!
Kokichi: What’s your problem?!
Shuichi: If you go on break, you’re just gonna call the cops!
Kokichi: I won’t!
Shuichi: YOU SHOULD!!!!
Shuichi: IT’S YOUR CHANCE!!!!
Shuichi: You should really care more about a scary robbery like this!
Kokichi: I’m not scared
Shuichi: Just look at this guy!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Look at him! He’s terrified!
Kokichi: Hahahaha!
Shuichi: Eh, what are you laughing for?
Shuichi: Eh? Why are you laughing!?
Shuichi: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?
Kokichi: I’ve been trying to hold it back all this time
Shuichi: Yeah, okay, but why are you laughing?!
Kokichi: Kaito’s just too hilarious!
Shuichi: THAT’S CRUEL!!!!
Shuichi: CAN’T YOU SEE THAT HE’S PANICKING?!
Kokichi: He sure is!
Kokichi: Kaito!
Kokichi: Here!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: IT’S JUST A TOY!!
Shuichi: DON’T DO SHIT LIKE THAT!
Shuichi: DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM?
Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay, Kaito?
Shuichi: Huh?
Shuichi: What’s wrong? What’s wrong?
Kaito: Kn- K- Kni-
Shuichi: Ah, ah, okay! I’ll get rid of it!
Shuichi: Look, there’s nothing there
Shuichi: There’s nothing there anymore
Shuichi: Nothing, nothing
Shuichi: Ah! See, isn’t that better?
Shuichi: No more! it’s fine now, okay?
Kokichi: Hand over the damn cash, Kaito!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: GIVE THAT BACK!
Shuichi: Be careful with that!!
Shuichi: Geez, just stop!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
Kaito: C-COCKROACH!
Shuichi: FUCK OFF!!!
Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay?
Shuichi: I’M HERE FOR YOU!
Shuichi: I’m here for you, it’s okay!
Kokichi: Kaito!
Kokichi: This is a robbery, y’know!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Enough already!
Shuichi: Just give me the money already!
Shuichi: I’ll go home if you do so just hand it over!
Kokichi: Well... Um...
Shuichi: Don’t give me that!
Shuichi: What now?
Kaito: KOKICHI!
Kokichi: Yes?
Kaito: THE ROPE UNDER THE COUNTER!
Kaito: PASS ME THE ROPE!
Shuichi: LET ME GO!
Kokichi: Kaito!
Kokichi: Do you mean this?
Shuichi and Kaito: *Screaming*
You’re a god man...
thanks
Thanks aaaa
pfffttt... funny how the detective became the crimminal? robbing for funds??
THANK YOU SOO MUUUUCH
最原くんそっちかいいいいい
百田のボス（笑）っぷり半端ないわーw
百田のテンション好きww
王馬ヒデぇな ww
最原良い奴すぎw
百田海斗(ビビリ) 王馬小吉(店員) 最原週一(強盗)
王馬くんの方が強盗むいてる説w
真顔の、王馬くんかわいい♥
最原全く強盗向いてねぇ…店長役でもよかてw百田が強盗でもいいと思うぞ
そんなことより最原の照れ顔とかツッコミとかすき
I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND IT AND IT'S STILL FUNNY XDD
XxpinkxX the purple angel yep
If you would like to understand what happened, here's the original version with subtitles.
ua-cam.com/video/xXZBOcC6JzE/v-deo.html
Honestly, the original looks like something I see on my grandparents' tv
Same
Queen of Cherries if I knew how to link I would link the English one
百田くっそかわええ
最原がwww
百田もwwやべぇw
店員にもクロが分からない強盗を目指せ！
もし最原くんがほんとに強盗したら次の日罪悪感で自主しそうw
最原何しとるんじゃ赤松が見てるぞ(画面外で)
王馬君だけキャラ合ってる
最後はどっちが強盗か分からんくなったww(王馬と最原w)
最原くんと百田くんの位置逆にしても面白そう
王馬が強盗（終一に）ビビってなくて草そしておもちゃの蛇にビビる百田w
めっちゃ笑ったｗｗｗ
配役いいね
この強盗可愛いすぎかw
王馬くんwwwww (^q^)
Kaito during this whole video is just....what
百田かわいいよかわいいよ
びびってる百田可愛いすぎだろ………ww推し可愛いなぁ😍(ちなみに百田推し)
久々に見に来るとなんでだいたい
いつも平常心の人がご乱心するのかなこのネタ
4:10 最原[ｳｫｫｫｫｵ(# ゜Д゜)]
0:45 なんでやねん！(ツッコミ)
1:55 最原くんwww
2:16 最原くんのガオー可愛すぎwww
2:50 確かにwww
3:37 百田くんwww
3:59 王馬くんwww
4:10 本物のヘビきたーWWW
4:11 最原くんの飛んでけー可愛すぎ
4:28 悪化しちゃたWWW
4:33 帰りたいのかい！(ツッコミ)
王馬小吉「百田君！これですか？」
最原終一、百田解斗「ウワァァァァァ！」
笑死了wwww店長店員的組合也太可愛>///////
耶最原大大生日快樂！！！！！
王馬に笑うwww
電車とかで、見るもんじゃないwww笑い死ぬwww笑いこらえらんないwww
最原くんご乱心かな？ww
配役が神
最原カッコええエエエwww
これ見たあとに百田のお仕置き見たら泣いた( ˙-˙ )
なまこと思わせてなまこ や、やめろぉぉおおお！！ちょっと絶ぼ、あ、ぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁあ！！！！とんでけええええええええええええ！！！！！！！！
う、百田ぁ。思い出しただけで涙が……。うわぁぁああぁ！(大泣き)
最原君你真是一把善良之刀啊www
赤「最原君可愛過ぎ🎵(*´ω｀*)」
最原ちゃんかわいい♥
My reaction when i saw Oumota
Tsk-
Hell no...
2nd thought
Their actually pretty cute together...
配役天才wwwwww
最原ちゃんは強盗じゃない
東京03のネタマジおもろいわ
Saihara no
Even if i cant understand it...
Im laughing so much!!!!😂😂😂😂
GOODNESS
Ikr xD
03のネタ？
百田が可愛い！
わかる～♪
草です
店長金を出せエ！でむせた
最 百おもろい笑
Even though I speak English I can feel the vibes coming from this
I thought Kaito was scared of ghosts more than anything else....
LOOOOOOOL Shuichi with a knife is the most threatening thing I have ever seen 😂
優しすぎる強盗可愛い
哈哈~我看過這個! 不過是最原當店長ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ
bEAUTIFUL
店長キャラ合いすぎ😂
最原がそっちなんかい！
百田と最原ちゃん逆の方が合ってる気がするw
百田君凄いびびってる…なんか可哀想
I f e e l b a d f o r k a i t o
腹よじれるwwwwwwwwww😂😂
English people: What I don't understand what they're saying but I still find it *funny.*
Japanese people: 私はこれが好きでしたそれは陽気でした
(???)
wwwwwwwwwwwww
笑到肚子好痛（靠北
OUM兄貴ぃ…、怖がれよ…。MMT兄貴ぃ…、怖がりすぎ…。（汗）
SIHR兄貴キャラ崩壊しすぎ…。（汗）