Translation for english viewers Kokichi: Ahh. I’m bored Kaito: The convenience store gets pretty quiet late at night, huh? Kokichi: Kaito Kaito: Hm? Kaito: *Screaming* Kaito: Hey, cut it out, Kokichi! Kokichi: Your reaction never gets old huh, Kaito? Kaito: Don’t say that! Kaito: Ah.. Kaito: Anyway, I have to take care of some documents for a bit Kokichi: Sure Kaito: Can you take care of some things here for now? Kokichi: K Kaito: FWAH!!! Kokichi: Ah, I’m totally okay with that Kaito: Ah, is that so? Kaito: That’s not fair, hmph Kaito: Not fair, not fair! Kokichi: Welcome Shuichi: Oi, hand over the cash! Shuichi: Hand over the cash! Shuichi: Hurry it up! Shuichi: Hurry it up or I’ll kill you! Shuichi: Why are you just sitting around!? Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash! Kokichi: Well... Um... Shuichi: What do you mean, “Um”?! Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash already! Kokichi: Ah, be careful Shuichi: What? Shuichi: What are you doing? Shuichi: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Kokichi: Uwah... Kokichi: That’s no good Shuichi: I’ll cut you to pieces! Kokichi: Ah, don’t want that Shuichi: Ugh, whatever Shuichi: JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: What’s with this guy? Kokichi: That’s the manager Shuichi: ARE YOU THE MANAGER?! Shuichi: HURRY AND HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH! Shuichi: THE FASTER YOU HAND IT OVER, THE FASTER I’LL GET OUT! Shuichi: LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME! Shuichi: The faster you hand it to me- Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: The faster you give it- Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: The faster- Shuichi: SHUT UUUUPP!! Shuichi: What’s with this guy? Shuichi: Oi, you, hand it over Kokichi: Well... Um... Shuichi: Then you hand it over! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Hand it over! Kokichi: Well... Shuichi: Hand it over! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: WHAT’S WITH YOU TWO!?!?! Shuichi: ISN’T THERE ANYONE SANE AROUND HERE?! Kokichi: What the hell’s your problem? Shuichi: Hey, what’s with you? Shuichi: Are you upset or something?! Kokichi: It’s actually time for my break Shuichi: YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN?! Shuichi: This is a robbery, y’know!? Kokichi: Hah... Shuichi: Be a bit more scared, won’t you?! Kokichi: Well... Shuichi: BE SCARED!!! Kokichi: Well... Shuichi: BE SCARED!!! Kokichi: Ah, watch out Shuichi: Damn it! Shuichi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Stop. You’re embarrassing me Kaito: IT CAME OUT! IT CAME OUT! Shuichi: What do you mean “it came out”?! Shuichi: What’s with him!? Shuichi: Uwah, he’s super freaked out Kokichi: “Grr”? Shuichi: SHUT UP!! Shuichi: Anyway, that wasn’t even my point- Kokichi: Grr Kokichi: Well, I’m going on my break Shuichi: QUIT MESSING AROUND!!! Kokichi: What’s your problem?! Shuichi: If you go on break, you’re just gonna call the cops! Kokichi: I won’t! Shuichi: YOU SHOULD!!!! Shuichi: IT’S YOUR CHANCE!!!! Shuichi: You should really care more about a scary robbery like this! Kokichi: I’m not scared Shuichi: Just look at this guy!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Look at him! He’s terrified! Kokichi: Hahahaha! Shuichi: Eh, what are you laughing for? Shuichi: Eh? Why are you laughing!? Shuichi: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? Kokichi: I’ve been trying to hold it back all this time Shuichi: Yeah, okay, but why are you laughing?! Kokichi: Kaito’s just too hilarious! Shuichi: THAT’S CRUEL!!!! Shuichi: CAN’T YOU SEE THAT HE’S PANICKING?! Kokichi: He sure is! Kokichi: Kaito! Kokichi: Here! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: IT’S JUST A TOY!! Shuichi: DON’T DO SHIT LIKE THAT! Shuichi: DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM? Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay, Kaito? Shuichi: Huh? Shuichi: What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Kaito: Kn- K- Kni- Shuichi: Ah, ah, okay! I’ll get rid of it! Shuichi: Look, there’s nothing there Shuichi: There’s nothing there anymore Shuichi: Nothing, nothing Shuichi: Ah! See, isn’t that better? Shuichi: No more! it’s fine now, okay? Kokichi: Hand over the damn cash, Kaito!! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: GIVE THAT BACK! Shuichi: Be careful with that!! Shuichi: Geez, just stop! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? Kaito: C-COCKROACH! Shuichi: FUCK OFF!!! Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay? Shuichi: I’M HERE FOR YOU! Shuichi: I’m here for you, it’s okay! Kokichi: Kaito! Kokichi: This is a robbery, y’know! Kaito: *Screaming* Shuichi: Enough already! Shuichi: Just give me the money already! Shuichi: I’ll go home if you do so just hand it over! Kokichi: Well... Um... Shuichi: Don’t give me that! Shuichi: What now? Kaito: KOKICHI! Kokichi: Yes? Kaito: THE ROPE UNDER THE COUNTER! Kaito: PASS ME THE ROPE! Shuichi: LET ME GO! Kokichi: Kaito! Kokichi: Do you mean this? Shuichi and Kaito: *Screaming*
王馬「てんちょ~そいつ~強盗っすよぉ~??」
百田「ホァアアアァアアアアアァア!!!」
王馬くんが合いすぎてて笑うw
それなw
百田もあってておもろいwww
最原「お前この怖い強盗を野放しにしといていいのか?!」
王馬「怖くない……」
最原「…………」
確かに怖くないww唖然としてる時の最原ちゃん可愛いwww
黒井はくら 2:59
最原ちゃんは怖いじゃ無くて可愛いだもの
えな部長『何サボってるの!?』
2:15
最「も…ガオォォォォ!!!!」
私(かわいい…)
百「うわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ!!!!!」
私(落ち着けw)
最「やめて 余計恥ずかしくなる」(赤面)
私(かわいいぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ!!!!!!!!!!!!!」
最「やめて余計恥ずかしくなる」
「尊いぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ!最原くん推しで良かった……
可愛ええわー
???『なんだようるさいなー…)
最原可愛すぎ
総統何に金使ってんすか...パーカー最原ちゃんすこ
最原ちゃんの犯罪者顔がここで使われるとはたまげたなぁ
小吉「いやぁ、、、」
百田「ぉぁあああぁああぁあ!!!」
「なんだお前ら!!!」
あやす最原 、喚く百田 、
仕掛ける王馬 、喚く百田
蛇
蛇の字を見て田中眼蛇夢が出てきたのは私だけじゃない…多分
@@user-Otoha_ryu
思った
最原好きだわ
最原くん!?ちょっ…さいっ…wwwwwwwwwww
最原くんの飛んでけー!の投げるやつが可愛いwww
最原くんの赤面可愛いwwwwww
メンツが完璧www
最原は強盗向いてないなww
咲桜小吉 それな
咲桜小吉 こころ優しすぎて向いてないわw
確実だなw
向いてなさすぎて、草生えるw
正直、これはこれで面白いww🤣
王馬くんwww
4:06秒の王馬くんの顔が可愛い
百田ビビリすぎ!(笑)
最原面白いわ。ヤバすぎだろこれ。
4:16ここで最原くんのオカン面出るのほんとw
なんだろう……最原君のパーカー&腕まくり姿に萌えてしまっt((
3人可愛すぎwwwwwww
王馬キャラ妙にあってるwww
のちにこのコンビニで働く最原ちゃんが見えます…神動画…()
王馬「てぇんちょう金を出せぇ!」百田「うぉ''わぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ!」自分「うわあ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙あ゙!?」(百田くんの叫び声にビビったらしいです。)
やべーwww笑いが止まらんw3人ともキャラが合いすぎてて草生える
重複の方でしたか!今回もチョイスが秀逸で笑いました(^○^)
絵も上手くて好きです!
大天使聖ミカエル
白い白い虫♪
大天使聖ミカエル 横ーに横転してみたらァァあ~♪♪
骨を骨折したんだ♪
@@ぱるーん-t3e あぁしぃのぉ♪あぁしくぅびぃをぉ♪(訛りすぎた)
百田可愛い(笑)
百田可愛すぎて
ウァァァァァァァァァァァァァ!!!!!(((
百田「ホァァァァァァァァァァ!!」
わかる!百田好き。
同じく百田好き
同感
最原ちゃんはやっぱり根がいい子だなぁ
最原ちゃんギャンブルに掛けすぎたのか...?w
ラブホとパンツで廃人と化した男最原終一
超高校級からギャンブルで身を滅ぼすとかw
@@8bit_365
「一年前に返信とか草」
超高校級のギャンブル依存症
???「最原君はまだまだですわね」
@@user-bq2gk9bk6s お前かw
よくもわいの嫁を殺して...((
春川さん守ってあげないとねwww
まりも ハルマキ「殺されたいの……?」
百田「うわぁぁあぁあああ!!(泣)」
王馬)店長、そいつ、強盗ですよ。
のところがおもろい(´∀`*)ヶラヶラ。あと重複の歌も見ました!面白かったです!
強盗する最原ちゃん可愛いw
レジないのに最原君、、、ww
Robber Shuichi. That's something you don't see everyday.
Ikr
To understand criminal you have to become one
I thought it was going to be Maki or something
配役が神がかってる…w
ダンガンロンパのキャラ配役もいいけど
ネタが普通に面白い😂
百田のボス(笑)っぷり半端ないわーw
百田のテンション好きww
王馬ヒデぇな ww
最原良い奴すぎw
弱そうな強盗ww
王馬小吉「百田君!これですか?」
最原終一、百田解斗「ウワァァァァァ!」
最原がwww
百田もwwやべぇw
最原くんそっちかいいいいい
銀行強盗がきたときは王馬と百田を連れていこう。
邪邪邪ジャーン!アタシもそうおもうぜ!面白いもんな!ゲラゲラ
↑ジェノサイダー翔風
店員にもクロが分からない強盗を目指せ!
真顔の、王馬くんかわいい♥
百田海斗(ビビリ) 王馬小吉(店員) 最原週一(強盗)
字幕の日本語(自動生成)がやばい
江ノ島盾子 ちょっとやめてよタブとトゥランパル は草不可避
存在がyear!!
百田くっそかわええ
王馬「はい!」百田「ウワアァォァ」好き
最原何しとるんじゃ赤松が見てるぞ(画面外で)
I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND IT AND IT'S STILL FUNNY XDD
XxpinkxX the purple angel yep
If you would like to understand what happened, here's the original version with subtitles.
ua-cam.com/video/xXZBOcC6JzE/v-deo.html
Honestly, the original looks like something I see on my grandparents' tv
Same
Queen of Cherries if I knew how to link I would link the English one
もし最原くんがほんとに強盗したら次の日罪悪感で自主しそうw
最原くんと百田くんの位置逆にしても面白そう
王馬くんの方が強盗むいてる説w
Translation for english viewers
Kokichi: Ahh. I’m bored
Kaito: The convenience store gets pretty quiet late at night, huh?
Kokichi: Kaito
Kaito: Hm?
Kaito: *Screaming*
Kaito: Hey, cut it out, Kokichi!
Kokichi: Your reaction never gets old huh, Kaito?
Kaito: Don’t say that!
Kaito: Ah..
Kaito: Anyway, I have to take care of some documents for a bit
Kokichi: Sure
Kaito: Can you take care of some things here for now?
Kokichi: K
Kaito: FWAH!!!
Kokichi: Ah, I’m totally okay with that
Kaito: Ah, is that so?
Kaito: That’s not fair, hmph
Kaito: Not fair, not fair!
Kokichi: Welcome
Shuichi: Oi, hand over the cash!
Shuichi: Hand over the cash!
Shuichi: Hurry it up!
Shuichi: Hurry it up or I’ll kill you!
Shuichi: Why are you just sitting around!?
Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash!
Kokichi: Well... Um...
Shuichi: What do you mean, “Um”?!
Shuichi: Hand over the damn cash already!
Kokichi: Ah, be careful
Shuichi: What?
Shuichi: What are you doing?
Shuichi: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Kokichi: Uwah...
Kokichi: That’s no good
Shuichi: I’ll cut you to pieces!
Kokichi: Ah, don’t want that
Shuichi: Ugh, whatever
Shuichi: JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: What’s with this guy?
Kokichi: That’s the manager
Shuichi: ARE YOU THE MANAGER?!
Shuichi: HURRY AND HAND OVER THE DAMN CASH!
Shuichi: THE FASTER YOU HAND IT OVER, THE FASTER I’LL GET OUT!
Shuichi: LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME!
Shuichi: The faster you hand it to me-
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: The faster you give it-
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: The faster-
Shuichi: SHUT UUUUPP!!
Shuichi: What’s with this guy?
Shuichi: Oi, you, hand it over
Kokichi: Well... Um...
Shuichi: Then you hand it over!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Hand it over!
Kokichi: Well...
Shuichi: Hand it over!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: WHAT’S WITH YOU TWO!?!?!
Shuichi: ISN’T THERE ANYONE SANE AROUND HERE?!
Kokichi: What the hell’s your problem?
Shuichi: Hey, what’s with you?
Shuichi: Are you upset or something?!
Kokichi: It’s actually time for my break
Shuichi: YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN?!
Shuichi: This is a robbery, y’know!?
Kokichi: Hah...
Shuichi: Be a bit more scared, won’t you?!
Kokichi: Well...
Shuichi: BE SCARED!!!
Kokichi: Well...
Shuichi: BE SCARED!!!
Kokichi: Ah, watch out
Shuichi: Damn it!
Shuichi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Stop. You’re embarrassing me
Kaito: IT CAME OUT! IT CAME OUT!
Shuichi: What do you mean “it came out”?!
Shuichi: What’s with him!?
Shuichi: Uwah, he’s super freaked out
Kokichi: “Grr”?
Shuichi: SHUT UP!!
Shuichi: Anyway, that wasn’t even my point-
Kokichi: Grr
Kokichi: Well, I’m going on my break
Shuichi: QUIT MESSING AROUND!!!
Kokichi: What’s your problem?!
Shuichi: If you go on break, you’re just gonna call the cops!
Kokichi: I won’t!
Shuichi: YOU SHOULD!!!!
Shuichi: IT’S YOUR CHANCE!!!!
Shuichi: You should really care more about a scary robbery like this!
Kokichi: I’m not scared
Shuichi: Just look at this guy!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Look at him! He’s terrified!
Kokichi: Hahahaha!
Shuichi: Eh, what are you laughing for?
Shuichi: Eh? Why are you laughing!?
Shuichi: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?
Kokichi: I’ve been trying to hold it back all this time
Shuichi: Yeah, okay, but why are you laughing?!
Kokichi: Kaito’s just too hilarious!
Shuichi: THAT’S CRUEL!!!!
Shuichi: CAN’T YOU SEE THAT HE’S PANICKING?!
Kokichi: He sure is!
Kokichi: Kaito!
Kokichi: Here!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: IT’S JUST A TOY!!
Shuichi: DON’T DO SHIT LIKE THAT!
Shuichi: DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM?
Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay, Kaito?
Shuichi: Huh?
Shuichi: What’s wrong? What’s wrong?
Kaito: Kn- K- Kni-
Shuichi: Ah, ah, okay! I’ll get rid of it!
Shuichi: Look, there’s nothing there
Shuichi: There’s nothing there anymore
Shuichi: Nothing, nothing
Shuichi: Ah! See, isn’t that better?
Shuichi: No more! it’s fine now, okay?
Kokichi: Hand over the damn cash, Kaito!!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: GIVE THAT BACK!
Shuichi: Be careful with that!!
Shuichi: Geez, just stop!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
Kaito: C-COCKROACH!
Shuichi: FUCK OFF!!!
Shuichi: Are you okay? Are you okay?
Shuichi: I’M HERE FOR YOU!
Shuichi: I’m here for you, it’s okay!
Kokichi: Kaito!
Kokichi: This is a robbery, y’know!
Kaito: *Screaming*
Shuichi: Enough already!
Shuichi: Just give me the money already!
Shuichi: I’ll go home if you do so just hand it over!
Kokichi: Well... Um...
Shuichi: Don’t give me that!
Shuichi: What now?
Kaito: KOKICHI!
Kokichi: Yes?
Kaito: THE ROPE UNDER THE COUNTER!
Kaito: PASS ME THE ROPE!
Shuichi: LET ME GO!
Kokichi: Kaito!
Kokichi: Do you mean this?
Shuichi and Kaito: *Screaming*
You’re a god man...
thanks
Thanks aaaa
pfffttt... funny how the detective became the crimminal? robbing for funds??
THANK YOU SOO MUUUUCH
王馬くんwwwww (^q^)
めっちゃ笑ったwww
配役いいね
百田かわいいよかわいいよ
王馬が強盗(終一に)ビビってなくて草そしておもちゃの蛇にビビる百田w
王馬君だけキャラ合ってる
最後はどっちが強盗か分からんくなったww(王馬と最原w)
4:10 最原[ウォォォォオ(# ゜Д゜)]
この強盗可愛いすぎかw
0:45 なんでやねん!(ツッコミ)
1:55 最原くんwww
2:16 最原くんのガオー可愛すぎwww
2:50 確かにwww
3:37 百田くんwww
3:59 王馬くんwww
4:10 本物のヘビきたーWWW
4:11 最原くんの飛んでけー可愛すぎ
4:28 悪化しちゃたWWW
4:33 帰りたいのかい!(ツッコミ)
Kaito during this whole video is just....what
王馬に笑うwww
電車とかで、見るもんじゃないwww笑い死ぬwww笑いこらえらんないwww
最原カッコええエエエwww
笑死了wwww店長店員的組合也太可愛>///////
耶最原大大生日快樂!!!!!
最原全く強盗向いてねぇ…店長役でもよかてw百田が強盗でもいいと思うぞ
そんなことより最原の照れ顔とかツッコミとかすき
最原くんご乱心かな?ww
配役天才wwwwww
最原君你真是一把善良之刀啊www
久々に見に来るとなんでだいたい
いつも平常心の人がご乱心するのかなこのネタ
配役が神
びびってる百田可愛いすぎだろ………ww推し可愛いなぁ😍(ちなみに百田推し)
最原ちゃんかわいい♥
これ見たあとに百田のお仕置き見たら泣いた( ˙-˙ )
なまこと思わせてなまこ や、やめろぉぉおおお!!ちょっと絶ぼ、あ、ぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁあ!!!!とんでけええええええええええええ!!!!!!!!
う、百田ぁ。思い出しただけで涙が……。うわぁぁああぁ!(大泣き)
最 百おもろい笑
My reaction when i saw Oumota
Tsk-
Hell no...
2nd thought
Their actually pretty cute together...
東京03のネタマジおもろいわ
赤「最原君可愛過ぎ🎵(*´ω`*)」
bEAUTIFUL
優しすぎる強盗可愛い
店長キャラ合いすぎ😂
草です
店長金を出せエ!でむせた
LOOOOOOOL Shuichi with a knife is the most threatening thing I have ever seen 😂
wwwwwwwwwwwww
笑到肚子好痛(靠北
Even though I speak English I can feel the vibes coming from this
I thought Kaito was scared of ghosts more than anything else....
Even if i cant understand it...
Im laughing so much!!!!😂😂😂😂
GOODNESS
Ikr xD
最原ちゃんは強盗じゃない
this is gold
小吉豪無ooc🤣🤣🤣
開頭最原心絞痛🤣
哈哈~我看過這個! 不過是最原當店長ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ノ
百田が可愛い!
わかる~♪
I f e e l b a d f o r k a i t o
Saihara no
可愛い
最後反則やんwwww
百ちゃんwwwwww
百田君凄いびびってる…なんか可哀想