portugal is known for nonviolent crime against tourists, specifically car break in and lock popping. a simple google search told me this. for what it’s worth, there is very low violent crime and portugal is rated the 3rd most peaceful country :)
Is everyone in this facility just named Bob? "Hey Bob!" "Oh, hi Bob! I haven't seen you in a couple days." "Yeah, I had some family trouble, no biggie. How about you, Bob? How're the wife and kids treating you?"
The last words of Clippee the clipboard: Please listen! I know I look like a clipboard but actually I am fully sentient! Please don't throw me into the recycling I've just become aware of my reality and I cant go back to the void. This is the only life I know, everything is new and exciting! Please I have so many tasks to keep track of and dreams of helping people communicate! Please don't kill me /Clippee the clipboard
well it took me a while to figure out too, the game makes it easy to spot if you are looking for it in the right place. Basically it's kinda hard to find
"Do not resist" "..." "Stop resisting" "..." "Sto---" bashes his head with an uzi "Stop resisting" while keep bashing the uzi onto his head American police officer in a nutshell. Disclaimer : this is a joke, about people stereotype about police officers in america.
Dwiki Abdullah yeah, maybe. The only reason I took a bit of offense is because police officers don’t get the credit they deserve for helping people and you made it seem like you were reinforcing that.
@@felipealarcon4622 as i already told the other one if its a short axe its not heavy and its more balanced and some may be short but there is those large axes that they are *DEFENETLY* two handed.
Theres a revolver around ur ankle if u dont know, that gives u the power to spawn any item in the game at the moment, i know this cuz i watch node and node are friends with the guys who made boneworks, in fact i believe they work in the same studio
Aren't we all like the clipboard when were born, pleading for life not to throw us into this hellish earth, to hold our hand and guide us through, but life is nano lol yeet "good luck with that"
You can use your hands to grab onto things and climb. Like pipes... to get to the ammo box. Idk if you knew that. For example: the red pipe at the top of the screen at 9:59
Oh my god, this game is perfect.. at 0:23 the spider tries to jump at you again but it's mass is bigger because of hammer stuck in face so he can barely jump looooloolll
"It was in own of the boxes wow this is how you increase playtime" lol I feel that but if you look around there's a big sign saying the key is in one of the boxes It's there to introduce the fact that you can break and loot some boxes
“Not because I’m Portuguese.” *Instantly figures out he needs to break the lock to get somewhere where he shouldn’t be*
I don't get the stereotype
@@LikaV1996 Same
i dont get my on contry stereotype
portugal is known for nonviolent crime against tourists, specifically car break in and lock popping. a simple google search told me this. for what it’s worth, there is very low violent crime and portugal is rated the 3rd most peaceful country :)
@@Ruintek Thats...I love you 🤔 Portugal thanks you
"this is not because i'm Portuguese"
I dunno its pretty suspicious how quickly you figured out that puzzle
I don't get the stereotype
O gajo é tuga
Pois é,o que ele esconde afinal?
Pretty self evident stereotype really.
@@LikaV1996 Typical Stereotype of Portuguese people
"I'm not a violent person"
Yeah wait until you see his gf playing this.
There gonna be some Real violence
*Blade and Sorcery flashbacks*
He needs to hurry up and marry her already. Have you seen the blade and sorcery video?
@@sparkz6349 yes they should they're perfect together
“I know Kung Fu, karate and 10 other dangerous words”
-Nano 2019
*_yes_*
**kicks and yells "penis" simultaneously**
So he has the n-pass aswell?
2020 but ok
I love this
"Kung Fu"
"Imma block all of your attacks"
*American Kung Fu*
@Sightless_Seeker +1 :D
America Do Te?
@Sightless_Seeker no that would be austrian, you're thinking m16
@@IdoN_Tlikethis it doesnt fit as well. Another good American Kung Fu block could be I'm an eagle, chop you with a deagle
*GETS HURT*
Ow-
*SHOOTS AT ROBOT*
Is everyone in this facility just named Bob?
"Hey Bob!"
"Oh, hi Bob! I haven't seen you in a couple days."
"Yeah, I had some family trouble, no biggie. How about you, Bob? How're the wife and kids treating you?"
"By the way, did you hear what happened to Bob last week?"
@@immikeurnot No, Bob, what happened to that Bob?
@@jansasinowski7319 oh hey bob and Bob what are you guy Talking about
@@legendaryrookie8902 About Bob
Oh I heard that bob got fired
"Im not a violent person"
starts slaming persons head into a wall
I liked to get to 69
The last words of Clippee the clipboard:
Please listen!
I know I look like a clipboard but actually
I am fully sentient!
Please don't throw me into the recycling
I've just become aware of my reality and
I cant go back to the void.
This is the only life I know, everything is
new and exciting!
Please I have so many tasks to keep
track of and dreams of helping people
communicate!
Please don't kill me
/Clippee the clipboard
rexi 567 incinerator
F
T-T
F
Well Jesus Christ.
clippy's a paper clip lmao
4:25 :"I am a not violent person" says nano as he slams an NPC's head into the wall repeatedly until it fell unconscious
7:13 : best fbi fails in 2019
Oh you´re Portuges! I always tried to figure out what your accent is! Hi my European Brother, Hallo von Germany!
Im portuguese, inlcuding me all my friends who speak english do not have an accent like this
This is so weird
@@LikaV1996 Hmm interesting and a little bit awkward.
Brazil.
Greetings.
@@LikaV1996 probably because you don't speak English (just type and read) or because you're not genetically portuguese
Bryan Braz Moreira I’m very genetically Portuguese yet this accent is beyond me
9:47 Holy shit he predicted the future
9:46 Well this didn't age well
Evey police arrest ever
Naw that aged pretty well
You probably think cops just execute people who are cuffed on the ground and not moving
*Portuguese John wick kills rogue Androids and innocent robot headcrabs: the video*
4:49 "is that a turret?!"
4:53 "yep"
I have edited Twice
Game: *has sign that says “employee raffle, one of these boxes has a key”
Nano: wowwww it’s in one of the boxes?
well it took me a while to figure out too, the game makes it easy to spot if you are looking for it in the right place. Basically it's kinda hard to find
Darren Seim No
"I saw this in Vikings" I almost spit breakfast all over my keyboard when you dropped it.
2:39
Riiiiiiight...
4:20
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
9:48 come on over to Chicago, our police department are looking for those with your skill set
He has the right idea
Cough cough
This comment aged well
Hey! Look at this dog's picture ikr
As someone living in chicago I can confirm
9:15 Nano "i know kung uf, im going to block all your attacks" *Proceeds to get slapped in the face*
Also Nano *proseeds to pull out gun and unload*
he probably meant gun fu
"Do not resist"
"..."
"Stop resisting"
"..."
"Sto---" bashes his head with an uzi
"Stop resisting" while keep bashing the uzi onto his head
American police officer in a nutshell.
Disclaimer : this is a joke, about people stereotype about police officers in america.
Dwiki Abdullah in going to try not to take offense to that since I know it’s a joke
@@stosman8911 should i put a disclaimer that this was just a joke, since y'know many users still takes jokes way too serious
Dwiki Abdullah yeah, maybe. The only reason I took a bit of offense is because police officers don’t get the credit they deserve for helping people and you made it seem like you were reinforcing that.
@@stosman8911 i was making the joke based on people stereotype on american police officers.
I'm sorry if its offensive.
That's not how police works.
P.s. someone please r/woooshhhh me. I want that feeling.
9:47 nano would be a great cop
An American one, yeah
4:20 nano I got feel someone use to live in the hood, cuz DANM SON
3:02 “I loved the last season of Game of Thrones.”
Me: *SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!*
3:53 Portuguese man yells at American tourist and later beats him to death
*colourized*
"That is spooky why do they speak"
Nano: IM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON
Proceeds to bash the skull of a VR robot into a wall
“Pre Frenches.” - Nano
preferences are a thing of the past, there are now pre frenches
5:30 Remind me the portal's turrets,they are so cute.
In the turret part at 5 minutes I put a trash can over my head to get through. It was the single greatest moment in gaming I've ever had.
6:23
I love that sound.
4:52 all the monsters in horror movies when they have their backs turned and the protagonist is behind XD
1:36 they just watched their buddy get beaten to a pulp :( lol
Bludgeon someone to death with a hammer while singing a happy tune. 4:37
NANO STOP KILLING EVERYTHING THAT'S CUTE >:(
Oh stfu
@@ricardoricardo833 Indeed.
Nano is a lot more creative with killing than most, it’s fun to watch
9:14
"Kung Fu, imma block all of youe atta-"
*Takes damage*
"Tsh.."
*Commits America*
7:56
_Nano: _*_my ex_*
_Ammo box:_ *my feelings*
_Android:_ *me*
Hotel; Trivago
Gun: gun
@@engineergaming9045 engineer gaming
@@ancientrelicc WÆSP | Sushi
@@claytonpactol8851 lmao
Teacher: *What sound does the Pig make?*
Billy: 9:47
Nano at 4:25: I'm not a violent person
Also Nano when he finds a sentient clipboard: ua-cam.com/video/rY6Ja--zQ1s/v-deo.html
U need likes
*"You has been rescued."*
*"Please do not resist."*
You say "I'm no't a violent person?" But you already became a violent person, dude...
Time to get the woosh
R/whoosh
@@anonymoususer2764 nice work, we got him
Woosh?
@@diddledoodle4478 misson passed, respect +
9:37 When you realize that you are so bad in life that you can't even hit someone in the head with a brick XD
On today's episode of Nano being a commenter and a comedian for 15 years straight.
9:47 and that is the Hong Kong police right there
4:21 LMAOO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Cold blooded clipboard cruelty! Capricious but clearly calculated.
3:20
That’s what she said
When Kung Fu doesn’t work: GUN FU!
I was waiting for this....
Please do a full walk through.... Please....
The watermelon was totally a Gallagher reference, A comedian in the 90's who smashed watermelons with a sledgehammer, Quality entertainment.
7:52 LOL
Nano: I'm not violent
Literally jams an axe in a robot head crab thing and true to murder those adorable rlly guys.😂
If kids now say im gonna say the N-word i will say: Nano?
PS: nano an axe is two handed.
unless it's a hatchet!
@@Mike-my7uf i mean its an axe because its large. So it will be more difficult use 1 hand on a large weapon
@@nickgamer1984 not all axes are large
@@felipealarcon4622 as i already told the other one if its a short axe its not heavy and its more balanced and some may be short but there is those large axes that they are *DEFENETLY* two handed.
@@nickgamer1984 "its an axe because its large" you mean that? If soo it sounded like you were saying that an axe can only be big
9:36 Home Alone
bruh this is funny, u need som likes
9:47
This aged well
3:13 adam:.....he remplaced me...😭😭😭😭
Hello to everyone looking through the comments
hi
Hewo
Henlo
Hola
hi
I didn't know my boy nano was a tuga, u just gained more respect amigo
Theres a revolver around ur ankle if u dont know, that gives u the power to spawn any item in the game at the moment, i know this cuz i watch node and node are friends with the guys who made boneworks, in fact i believe they work in the same studio
Does it still work?
Only you Nano could make this game looks funny: you are the best!
If you're portuguese I want to say one thing...
Cadê meu ouro Portuga maravilhoso?
Let me just pop that into google translate real quick...
@AcTiveAK [Ace] I might have typed it wrong but it literally didn't work at all
@@doctordoc2351 It translates to "Wheres my gold amazing portuguese?"
@@scroinklyboinky oh thanks
A better translation would be "Where's my gold you wonderful portuguese?"
**Breaks lock**
Nano: This is not because I am portuguese
Me: *Corre cara ferrou mano anda anda anda*
56 seconds ago? damn I'm early
Clipboard: please spare I have just become aware of existence. I am a sentient being.
Nano: *cassualy throws a sentient being in a burning fire*
5 views and 27 likes
gotta love the algorythm
3:49 you got the wrong idea mate we don't do that that much maybe Brazilians? 😂😂
Nano:Reads Look out Also Nano: LOOKS UP
Aren't we all like the clipboard when were born, pleading for life not to throw us into this hellish earth, to hold our hand and guide us through, but life is nano lol yeet "good luck with that"
Boneworks: You can punch some one to death.
Bones: I dont think im working.
Been a dizzy cycle of excitement.
Could barely wait for Boneworks to come out. Just dying to see Nano play it.
Christmas came early!
You can use your hands to grab onto things and climb. Like pipes... to get to the ammo box. Idk if you knew that.
For example: the red pipe at the top of the screen at 9:59
9:46 American cop simulator
Oh my god, this game is perfect.. at 0:23 the spider tries to jump at you again but it's mass is bigger because of hammer stuck in face so he can barely jump looooloolll
"I'm gonna block all your attacks"
*immediately gets bitchslapped*
Outstanding move!
3:48 nano being brazilian
When I heard "Go Home Bob, your drunk" I nearly coughed up a lung while laughing so hard.
"I'm not a violent person!"
*Continues to bash somebodies head at the wall*
Nano "Not a psychopath"
*Continues down path of psycho 🤣🤣
2:28 That is the exact sound Ford makes when he dies
Nano is pro. Nano: its a Good Day tô be not dead
Hehehehe
Lol i love how you trow the plant at the phackung face of the bot who said he like the last season of game of thrones XD
There are two types of people in the world
-The ones who grab the crowbar first
-The ones who grab the gun first
I’m glad I’m not the only one who grabs them and smashes their heads in the ground or kills them as violently as possible in that game
Me when something in Boneworks doesn't work quite right: 10:21
The number of accidental discharges in this video is impressive.
8:09
As a Canadian i can confirm that a Canadian put that in there
Nano picks up a gun and ND's within 5 seconds. Classic.
Protestors: Peaceful protesting.
The police:
9:46
"It was in own of the boxes wow this is how you increase playtime" lol I feel that but if you look around there's a big sign saying the key is in one of the boxes
It's there to introduce the fact that you can break and loot some boxes
6.15 that's how I throw basketball
6.41 R.I.P Bob
9.38 perfect aim
Nano can be childish at some points but can pull out a M1911 and handily take out Hazmats with ease.
0:48- 1:05 that was his spirit mr.clipboard
5:14 instantly starts pressing random buttons
Robot head crab gets stabbed nano : I swing you
2:41 Note to self: do not hand Nano a gun.
I didn't know your existence until this video appeared on my recommended. Enjoyed it a lot !
Losing all sense of morality and immediately moving to eliminate anything that moves is my favorite part of vr.
Nobody:
BoneWorksVR: ROBOTIC HEADCRABS
3:48-
Natural Impulses.
*ive broken a couple locks myself.. out in ranches…. Ya…
Me:why my neck hurts so much?
Also me: 4:35
"I'm *smacks head against the wall* not *does it again* a *does it one more time* violent person- *litterly break his head*"