[ASMR] Enticing Demon Listens To Your Problems

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2020
  • Some days are stressful, let my new best demon Azurath relax you and take all those problems away.....
    Special thanks to Ars for the initial idea!
    A special thank you to my Desertboi patrons; TyrannynoTenchi, Krista Tidwell, Athena Fox, & Eri!
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    Here I am again, Hollow with his binaural mic doing roleplays, sometimes some anime stuff. As a creator I try to avoid the typical boyfriend roleplays and instead focus on fantasy stories revolving around personal attention. My goal is to develop my voice acting abilities through my audios, while comforting the listener and taking them on an adventure through words of big characters, tsunderes, and a variety of other reimagined tropes. I see my work less as "Roleplays" and more as acting.
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  • @ananicholas9852
    @ananicholas9852 3 роки тому +421

    “You summoned a demon to listen to your problems?”
    Me: Cheaper than therapy

    • @Kyndall_Marie25
      @Kyndall_Marie25 3 роки тому +15

      MUCH cheaper than therapy 😌

    • @gabrieldavid5704
      @gabrieldavid5704 3 роки тому +5

      No, i want a boyfriend

    • @reikoyanagi257
      @reikoyanagi257 3 роки тому +2

      I'm your 169th like :3

    • @karinarose5512
      @karinarose5512 3 роки тому +5

      Between a blood sacrifice and a few hundred dolllars, I think we all know which is the better option

  • @lillylegend7455
    @lillylegend7455 3 роки тому +439

    Azeroth: how bad can these problems be?
    *gestures wildly to all of 2020

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +13

      John Wick: Well have you got a few lifetimes?

  • @aIienn
    @aIienn 3 роки тому +190

    “My mom says I’ve been ruining marriages since the day I was born”
    ....... *OOF*

  • @rpmaruchan3845
    @rpmaruchan3845 3 роки тому +311

    I bet the summoning spell was “Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!” ...wait, wrong fandom....

  • @digittydarn5681
    @digittydarn5681 3 роки тому +125

    him: have a business card
    me: *oK lMaO- thIs hAs uR nUmbER inIT rIghT????*

  • @awkwardlyanxiouslatte7841
    @awkwardlyanxiouslatte7841 3 роки тому +84

    Him: is this another rotisserie chicken summoning?
    Me: RETURN OF THE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
    Him: its not?
    Me: :(

  • @duckynoodles3560
    @duckynoodles3560 3 роки тому +251

    Did.....did we seriously summon a demon just to rant about our problems xD

    • @Aeoneth007
      @Aeoneth007 3 роки тому +12

      Well, I mean, it's hard to have him recommend retaliation if he doesn't know what happened...I need a professional's opinion! 😆

    • @mythandmayhem1134
      @mythandmayhem1134 3 роки тому +17

      Look, my friends and family don’t listen and I don’t have money for a therapist and the clerk at Walmart has politely asked me to stop spilling my trauma to him.

    • @leenahaudio
      @leenahaudio 3 роки тому +5

      That's on having no friends 😂😂

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 3 роки тому +4

      damn right

    • @kirierjiro6436
      @kirierjiro6436 3 роки тому +1

      Would anyone else listen to our bullshit?

  • @mujigau
    @mujigau 3 роки тому +41

    The fact that a demon (somewhat) listens a whole lot better then SOME professional therapist, counselors/ school counselors, etc.
    Says a lot 👁👄👁

    • @ameshiori4045
      @ameshiori4045 3 роки тому +8

      Truuue. I remember once I was telling some problems to a school counselor and she was literally sleeping, like she yawned and didn’t care 💀😭, HAHAHAh. Rn I’m a psychology student but u don’t need to be one to know that is wrooong.

  • @avionpiscean33
    @avionpiscean33 3 роки тому +47

    Azurath: Explains his business card in precise detail.
    Me: Woah, who invited Patrick Bateman?!

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD 3 роки тому +4

      RIGHT??

  • @terry_lucky4397
    @terry_lucky4397 3 роки тому +94

    Him: How big can this problems be?
    Me: Well, take a seat. That will take a while... Should I go alphabetically or chronologically? >_

  • @aggressivelygayhetero8342
    @aggressivelygayhetero8342 3 роки тому +117

    You know... a trip to hell doesnt sound so bad right about now-

    • @Kyndall_Marie25
      @Kyndall_Marie25 3 роки тому +6

      Hell sounds better than 2020 at this point

    • @cloudsoflilac9731
      @cloudsoflilac9731 3 роки тому +4

      we're already i n h e l l

    • @firerosenight6937
      @firerosenight6937 3 роки тому

      I think we're already there

    • @harmonium5495
      @harmonium5495 3 роки тому +1

      I say Anti-Christ came and went, no one noticed because the world was worse. The rapture happened but no one went to Heaven. We are living in Hell.

    • @uke4eva283
      @uke4eva283 3 роки тому +1

      Personally I'd rather be in hell than heaven if demons in hell are like this in the video 😂

  • @luxury9037
    @luxury9037 3 роки тому +83

    *Demon listens to our problems*
    Me: welp this is better then talking to an actual therapist
    *Has a mountain of problems and another one with my emotional baggage*
    Demon: i-...
    Me:Yeah let me use your lap as a pillow cuz were gonna be here for awhile....

  • @amnshe-wolf150
    @amnshe-wolf150 3 роки тому +15

    "Another rotisserie chicken summoning"? XD I'm sorry but if that's a cannon thing in this universe, I love it and how it's written. I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of a demon being summoned during a family meal, especially if it's a religious family XD

  • @nk.k9832
    @nk.k9832 3 роки тому +67

    Azarath Metrion Zinthos was the summoning spell used and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @Kyndall_Marie25
      @Kyndall_Marie25 3 роки тому +2

      I can't remember where that is from !!!! Please tell me

    • @nk.k9832
      @nk.k9832 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kyndall_Marie25 teen titans 🌸

  • @Mary_Elizabeth322
    @Mary_Elizabeth322 3 роки тому +112

    Good thing demons are immortal; 'cause this is gonna take a while... 😬

    • @Diamond12345697
      @Diamond12345697 3 роки тому +20

      "So everything started when I was born..."

    • @jaxxii8775
      @jaxxii8775 3 роки тому +6

      AddARandomName HSBSJEHEDJRHFGFHF

    • @leenahaudio
      @leenahaudio 3 роки тому +5

      @@Diamond12345697 lol

    • @chloe-kx8hx
      @chloe-kx8hx 3 роки тому +1

      PLSJSJSSJSKDK

  • @Alyssa-t
    @Alyssa-t 3 роки тому +10

    Him: “my mother says I’ve been ruining marriages since I was born”
    Me: *coughs* oh god.

  • @Yumn-nu9qp
    @Yumn-nu9qp 3 роки тому +22

    I think he is very very very polite for a great demon from fourth circle to say that he is too overqualified for this job even offering to call his intern people, but still sit down with listener to... listen & respond to our problems with polite way and words...
    I... like his personalities, i guess. Where his bussines card again..

  • @digittydarn5681
    @digittydarn5681 3 роки тому +38

    him: ok.. sleepy boi..
    me: **gasp** omg is it puck?? i miss him- :

  • @MysteriesofCaeli
    @MysteriesofCaeli 3 роки тому +23

    When he mentioned Sleepy Boi and Circle of Hell, I don't why, but that gave me salemAudio vibes.

  • @pinchofsodiumchloride
    @pinchofsodiumchloride 3 роки тому +12

    Infernal affairs killed me for no reason

  • @prince_p0ss
    @prince_p0ss 3 роки тому +158

    “You summoned a demon to listen to your problems?”
    Wait at first I did... but what was that about a financial crash? Because like there’s this company called chick-Fil-A

    • @Aeoneth007
      @Aeoneth007 3 роки тому +8

      You got close; it's Chick-fil-A. I always forget those pesky hyphens.

    • @prince_p0ss
      @prince_p0ss 3 роки тому +6

      Artemis OMG thanks

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 3 роки тому +10

      I'm in let's ruin their business

    • @syd550
      @syd550 3 роки тому +2

      their chicken nuggets are so good tho 😔🤚 but the company isn’t

    • @hooliganhandful1564
      @hooliganhandful1564 3 роки тому +3

      @@syd550 Well, let's steal their recipe while we're at it, and I'LL make some for you! 😊

  • @datseawitchudontknow5329
    @datseawitchudontknow5329 3 роки тому +12

    **me vibin without stress after Azarath tells me to stop being stressed**
    Your wish is my command, goodly voiced sire!
    (This was great!!)

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 3 роки тому +8

    “I love ruining marriages, my mother says I’ve been doing it since the day I was born!” ASDFGHJKKL😭😭

  • @PollyLWorld
    @PollyLWorld 3 роки тому +27

    Azurath... I needed you, and for that I summoned you.
    You won't believe the Nerve... THE NERVE!!! Of this VA Actor that keeps calling out the Chaos of his Discord server.
    (This video gets better and better by the minute)

  • @nk.k9832
    @nk.k9832 3 роки тому +16

    He is so extra and I'm loving it

  • @KayLee-xz3kg
    @KayLee-xz3kg 3 роки тому +18

    Oh my word he brought up the rotisserie chicken! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nk.k9832
      @nk.k9832 3 роки тому +2

      Which video was this from? For the life of me I can't remember

    • @KayLee-xz3kg
      @KayLee-xz3kg 3 роки тому +2

      @@nk.k9832 Summoning a Demon of Rebellion, I think.

  • @pradalovesme
    @pradalovesme 3 роки тому +18

    Me: *in the middle of telling a problem* An-
    Demon Boi: Oh, your stressed
    Me: Let me tal-
    Demon Boi: How long do humans live for? 30 years?
    Me: SHUT U-
    Demon Boi: Don't be stressed
    Me: Get out.

  • @lovesickrat4567
    @lovesickrat4567 3 роки тому +74

    As of right now there is 0 dislikes,as it should be!

    • @vaenyx2358
      @vaenyx2358 3 роки тому +17

      Someone always ruins it :(

    • @s.sumbrella7616
      @s.sumbrella7616 3 роки тому +3

      @@vaenyx2358 😔

    • @julio9339
      @julio9339 3 роки тому +6

      Someone fell asleep and hit the dislike buttom by mistake. It happens :/

    • @melimor00
      @melimor00 3 роки тому +2

      Jesus just disliked it :/

    • @melimor00
      @melimor00 3 роки тому +2

      julio9339 it was ✨Jesus ✨

  • @DragonsInNYC
    @DragonsInNYC 3 роки тому +11

    What can I say? Therapy is expensive.

    • @Kyndall_Marie25
      @Kyndall_Marie25 3 роки тому +5

      A rotisserie chicken is 20 bucks and a demon is free

  • @DraperStan23
    @DraperStan23 3 роки тому +49

    Well this happened after a breakdown...

    • @DraperStan23
      @DraperStan23 3 роки тому +4

      PUNMPKIN no I got it out and I’m better now but thank you💙💙

  • @scarletfuroanimus3985
    @scarletfuroanimus3985 3 роки тому +6

    I actually have been feeling very stressed out and down in the dumps, but the moment he went into the color swatches I felt the stress just ebb away.

  • @ally.kittyy
    @ally.kittyy 3 роки тому +34

    yo, that’s hot, thats hot .

  • @Beanie--
    @Beanie-- 3 роки тому +4

    "Ah, I love ruining marriages. My mother says I've been doing it since the day I was born"
    Omg Hollow!!!😭😭😭

  • @tr4shgr3mlin58
    @tr4shgr3mlin58 3 роки тому +3

    The business card is very...nice...white with hints of e x t r a white ✨fancy✨

  • @pennylowes6389
    @pennylowes6389 3 роки тому +5

    "I love ruining marriages, my mother said I've been doing it ever since I was born"
    Asarath I think you need to talk to your mother bout something

  • @dedgrlwlkn
    @dedgrlwlkn 3 роки тому +61

    Not sure if you know what hasbin hotel is, but you’d absolutely KILL an Alastor roleplay

  • @blank7171
    @blank7171 3 роки тому +3

    Azeroth: "How big can these problems be?"
    Me: Okay, so from the way I remember it, *it all started when I was born.*

  • @zoey5040
    @zoey5040 3 роки тому +4

    “My name is Azeroth”
    Me: don’t say say it don’t say it don’t say it-
    “....Metrion Zenthos?”

  • @aqillaaqmarina2615
    @aqillaaqmarina2615 3 роки тому +4

    BETTER THAN VENT ON A BRICKWALL

  • @2o589
    @2o589 3 роки тому +2

    part 2. We all want it and we all need it.

  • @raina1887
    @raina1887 3 роки тому +3

    Demon: My name is Azurath
    Me: Nice to finally meet you, Mr Metrion Zinthos
    Who needs therapy when you can just summon a demon to listen to your problems, right?

  • @cosmicgiraffe4131
    @cosmicgiraffe4131 3 роки тому +4

    Hollow uploaded on my birthday?? Best present ever!!!!

  • @minerexsss
    @minerexsss 3 роки тому +3

    4:23
    Him: Oh, you are stressed oh.. I know being a human must be so stressful!
    Him in his mind: Jeez, let me go home! 😒

  • @sarahwakadoo2910
    @sarahwakadoo2910 3 роки тому +4

    “Do you know how hard it is to find a printer in the underworld?”
    Me: sleep laughs

  • @niobedragones6457
    @niobedragones6457 3 роки тому +15

    Him:You sumind me to do what now?'
    Me:yep :3
    Him: really?.
    Me:yep:3
    Him: -___-

  • @heir.of.regulus6924
    @heir.of.regulus6924 3 роки тому +9

    Summons a demon to be my therapist, lmao

  • @sarahdyhouse8409
    @sarahdyhouse8409 3 роки тому +3

    🖤 Oh, he is delightful. I will be looking forward to more ways to relax.

  • @justokay4289
    @justokay4289 3 роки тому +4

    "You didnt summon me through a rotisserie chicken, did you?"
    Me:👁️👄👁️

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 3 роки тому +5

    I haven’t been to therapy in like 5 months cause of covid so...I’ll take it

  • @demolishallquacks
    @demolishallquacks 3 роки тому +1

    YO YOU BEOUGHT BACK THE ROT- ROTIS- I DONT KNOW, OH MY GOD, I AM CRYING.

  • @kxttyskullz_
    @kxttyskullz_ 3 роки тому +2

    the rotisserie chicken summoning will forever be a meme here

  • @mooncreme206
    @mooncreme206 3 роки тому +4

    I wasn’t expecting the rotisserie chicken reference omf

  • @20TigerLily1
    @20TigerLily1 3 роки тому +3

    THE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN JOKE STRIKES AGAIN AND IT NEVER GETS OLD! 😆

  • @krisjenner0000
    @krisjenner0000 3 роки тому +18

    these comments are way to ✨fresh✨

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +4

    My name is JOHN WICK, THE DEMON OF SPITE.

  • @coffeecutie2420
    @coffeecutie2420 3 роки тому +5

    Me having no clue on what he's saying about the business card at all 🤣👁️👄👁️💅

  • @artgirl96
    @artgirl96 3 роки тому +2

    So nice to have some one to listen 😌

  • @Valkyrie2702
    @Valkyrie2702 3 роки тому

    .....I have literally never encountered a character with such a high level of saccharine sarcasm in my life. This is frickin AMAZING.

  • @KuraiYamino
    @KuraiYamino 3 роки тому +1

    ...I'm 35... Feels like ages... But.. Nah. This was cathartic. Laughter is the best medicine. This was wonderful.

  • @elizabeths.9383
    @elizabeths.9383 3 роки тому +4

    Good timing😂 I just started a 4 hour move this weekend

  • @kaitylemonte3235
    @kaitylemonte3235 3 роки тому +1

    I was having literally the worst workday today, this was super helpful in unwinding though so thank you 💛✨

  • @toritenchi6844
    @toritenchi6844 3 роки тому

    Honestly this came at a good time. 2020 has been so rough and my grandfather just passed away. That combined with school and everything I just need to rant even if it’s to the air. I feel better now that I’ve said everything out loud. Thank you Hollow you have no idea how much you’ve helped me

  • @ritinhaparacana
    @ritinhaparacana 3 роки тому +7

    I prefer to wait for the karma came to the people I dislike and summon a demon to watch with me and laugh with me 😂

  • @minixi4638
    @minixi4638 3 роки тому +1

    Those flowers are the same as the ones I set to my screen lock

  • @ditzy_doodlesss
    @ditzy_doodlesss 3 роки тому +3

    This makes each one of my lonely days worth while. Thank you for making your content!🥰

  • @hiimamistake983
    @hiimamistake983 3 роки тому +1

    “... and I just can NEVER keep my shoes tied, like, tf is up with that?”

  • @iridescent143
    @iridescent143 3 роки тому +4

    Yeah, since god's not listening to my problems I might as well just summon some demon/devil who at least will listen for the sake of business

  • @josiethecatlover
    @josiethecatlover 3 роки тому

    “I bet I could give Lord Neverember a run for his money. That fool.” Okay I love Azurath

  • @agoblin1248
    @agoblin1248 3 роки тому +1

    i literally needed this how the heck did you know (even if some of his comments are sarcastic) o-O

  • @qwert4871
    @qwert4871 3 роки тому

    Today I finally completed my first music video after 16 days procrastination for several hours and my head is literally iron. That’s what I needed. So perfect relaxing sounds…

  • @justapersonnnn
    @justapersonnnn 3 роки тому +4

    Ok- but I have an idea, Lozo and Leon x (new) demon listener
    Personality: Sassy, Unbotherd and Mysterious but if your close to them they'll become self sacrificial
    Demon species: Nightmare, they can create Nightmares and feed off them, they also can enter dreams and nightmares and are very dangerous
    Scenario: Lozo has been *EXTRA* grumpy (how is that possible idk) hes been getting nighmares and at the end a figure (listener) would enter and it would end, this time the listener enters the shop in search of something and lozo notices that they are the person in his dream but he keeps quiet until they're about to leave . they grunt and ignore him until he becomes irritated and grabs their cloak (which they are wearing colour of your choice) to reveal horns and a tail the listener is angry and goes to attack but it stopped by Leon as they grumble and get ready to leave theyre stopped by both lozo and leon (the rest is up to your imagination) and if you do make a script comment it to me to!

  • @_-_eren_-_
    @_-_eren_-_ Рік тому

    the line about using rotisserie chickens for summoning demons actually made me laugh out loud. Somehow I picture his business cards to be totally classy but the font is comic sans, you know, out of spite 😂

  • @lordladybug9392
    @lordladybug9392 3 роки тому

    goodness, hollow! your videos get better every time🥺💜

  • @cheshirekitsune
    @cheshirekitsune 3 роки тому

    I totally would be up for a series on this!!! Good job dude 👍

  • @laraa7386
    @laraa7386 3 роки тому +1

    Him: how big that problems can be?
    Me: OH honey lemme start counting ÙwÚ

  • @graciepie6641
    @graciepie6641 3 роки тому +1

    I’m trying to do school work but all I’m imagining is making a card tower out of the business cards.

    • @graciepie6641
      @graciepie6641 3 роки тому

      And now I’m cackling about the rotisserie chicken. I put this in to focus on my work!

  • @user-sb1er6rd1m
    @user-sb1er6rd1m 3 роки тому +1

    Oh yes please come back again!

  • @augustina3657
    @augustina3657 3 роки тому

    The Demon:"You summoned a demon to talk about your problems?"
    Me: "Look man apparently I'm desperate!"
    Really the entire time I was like "you know what it's fine. I'm sure you're busy. Sorry to bother you. I can handle it if you have better things to do."
    The bit about rotisserie chicken had me WHEEZING.

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 3 роки тому

    When there’s problems, you know who to call!

  • @senpailan2309
    @senpailan2309 3 роки тому

    I summoned a demon narrating to me my problems.
    Me: thanks for reminding. While gradually falling asleep.
    Like always thanks Hollow.

  • @atsushibucktick
    @atsushibucktick 3 роки тому

    oh i just love this one

  • @AJ-bc3mz
    @AJ-bc3mz 3 роки тому +3

    Looking forward to more of Azurath! Just hoping none of the relaxation methods include an invitation to listen to Huey Lewis and The News 😅

  • @Chai-sq1ki
    @Chai-sq1ki 3 роки тому +1

    I starting cackling at the business card part-

  • @Koffee_VA
    @Koffee_VA 3 роки тому +2

    Hey, Hollow love your wonderful work.

  • @MononokeHimeHM
    @MononokeHimeHM 3 роки тому

    Love him!
    Thank your for the content. :)

  • @heliumballoon4434
    @heliumballoon4434 3 роки тому +1

    *HE JUST GAVE US A BUSINESS CARD- Omg, I can't- A BUSINESS CARD. THIS IS AMAZING-*
    ~~~
    Azurath: Ah, look at that shade of white.
    Me: Yeah, it's brighter than my future-

  • @serafinasandrowicz562
    @serafinasandrowicz562 3 роки тому

    Dont mind me, I'm just in love with someone's voice, is all.
    *AAAHHHHH*

  • @ultra_fern_forest
    @ultra_fern_forest 3 роки тому +1

    school has started so i can’t listen all the time but ur scripts are always amazing wish i could tune in more :((((((

  • @Forever_With_Love
    @Forever_With_Love 3 роки тому

    Hollow makes my vocabulary wider🥰🥰🥰

  • @shannonj4604
    @shannonj4604 3 роки тому +1

    **Me hearing the name Azurath and instantly thinking of Raven from Teen Titans saying azarath metrion zinthos**

  • @overthinker6081
    @overthinker6081 3 роки тому +2

    therapist demon hehee

  • @Violetiy
    @Violetiy 3 роки тому +13

    Admit it none of us have finished the video

  • @elllow5593
    @elllow5593 3 роки тому

    Ironically 🤔
    My ears have been Blessed 😍
    The Last kiss 😘 made me swoon~
    °~°

  • @gabrieldavid5704
    @gabrieldavid5704 3 роки тому

    2:10 I LAUGHED SO HARD I CANT

  • @gearing5
    @gearing5 3 роки тому

    i need a part 2

  • @ajaysampsom
    @ajaysampsom 3 роки тому

    The sass is perfect 🤣💗

  • @srinidhimadurai5299
    @srinidhimadurai5299 3 роки тому

    2:18 boi you DIDNT

  • @1Katakana
    @1Katakana 3 роки тому +2

    👏

  • @ameshiori4045
    @ameshiori4045 3 роки тому

    💚👍 Yesss! I loved it. 🤓

  • @mztrish394
    @mztrish394 3 роки тому +2

    the color codes LMAO 🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️