Honest Trailers - Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Feat. Michael Bolton)
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- Опубліковано 23 січ 2017
- Special thanks to Michael Bolton for guest starring on this Honest Trailer, check out his newest album “Songs of Cinema” available on Frontiers Music at www.ScreenJunkies.com/Bolton
Grab your Golden Ticket and join Charlie, Grandpa, and Willy Wonka himself for Honest Trailers - Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory!
Thanks to everyone who voted for the Fan Appreciation Month Honest Trailers, we hope you enjoy this month's extra special Honest Trailers!
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Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore - / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
Executive Producer - Andy Signore
Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
Edited by TJ Nordaker & Bruce Guido
LIVE ACTION PORTION:
Director: Andy Signore
Producer: Warren Tessler
Director of Photography: Basil Mironer
MUSIC:
Vocals: Michael Bolton
Music Composition & Backing Vocals: Matt Citron
Vocal Production: Greg Chun
Recording Engineer: Jorge Vivo
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"what obesity used to look like" holy shit that was savage
savage but right :P
I have uploaded to your chan. on UA-cam porn
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TFW you remember epic voice guy himself is obese haha
anyone here from that weird guywithaboxforaface channel? wtf lol
Can we appreciate Michael Bolton? Not only is his voice smooth as the chocolate river, but he just seems like such a genuine and funny guy!
Yea, I don't know why the Michael Bolton of Office Space hated him so much.
In the 90s it was cliche and 'cool' to shit on Michael Bolton. In fact, he's quite an amazing vocalist. You have to remember shitty grunge rock was all the rage back then.
It's just his last name reminds me of a fictional psychopathic piece of shit... I can't...
He should make a cover of candy man.
iCommentNL really because his last name reminded me of Zack effrons character: troy Bolton from highschool musical
"There's no seat on the boat for Augustus Gloop.... Wonka knew what he was doing" 😳😳😳
all in the plan
Wow, I didn't pick up on that
Allison Johnson, or his mother?
Now it all makes sense!!
@Willy Wonka somebody noticed
"What obesity used to look like."
Hilarious and tragically accurate.
It's true. Take a look at Oliver Hardy in the 1930's when he was supposedly laughably fat. He'd be considered just overweight today.
It's my favorite line of the whole thing!
Yep
@@dlxmarks in what country?
gardner guessing he means in the US.
"Saw for kids" not even a joke, this is literally what this movie is.
Ha!
I thought the saw for kids line isbetter for home alone lmao
@@wearetheiam4720 It was Violet the one who turned into a blueberry. Veruca fell into the bad egg chute.
too accurate
it reminds me of snowpiercer for some reason lol
Say "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger."
- thunderous applause-
YES PLEASE
Crystal Owens I SECOND THAT MOTION!
Because Tumblr, this shitpile so tolerant, they come out as nazis on the other side.
WE'RE MALACHITE NOW!!!!
Do it!
"This factory is a lawsuit waiting to happen,"
Game Theory: *You're damn Right*
That's why Charlie actually wins the factory and a golden ticket to the electric Chair!!
Robot Chicken got the story after ending LMAO
Legal Eagle: *Let me count the criminal and civil violations for you!*
EloquentTroll and Anakin80042 Fury, you’re right that both Legal Eagle and Film Theory went into full detail on how the factory broke many health and safety violations.
You mean Film theory.
That's why wonka had them all sign a contract!
"adults are idiots and children are evil" So very true to life.
Me, a child who isn't evil: 😭😭
That doesn't even makes sense.
🤣🤣🤣 I know isn't it beautiful
@@gamersylveon1358 Very cruel though, trust me.
Depends. If it’s Disney or Warner Bros.
At least Michael Bolton is honest about what he is doing on this video.
Tidan Balasingam This really IS honest trailers.
Yup, impersonating the guy from Office Space.
Even if he wasn't you can't hate Michael Bolton
Now they just need to find a way to get him into an Office Space trailer...that joke so totally doesn't work anymore now that we know Michael Bolton's actually awesome.
I respect him for that 😊
Never heard bolton before. Bolton has a wonderful voice.
Tom F Park Watch his Captain Jack Sparrow song he did with The Lonely Island, you won't be disappointed.
He sung his own version of Go The Distance from Disney's Hercules which was played at the end credits.
You've seriously never heard Michael Bolton before? How old are you? Look up Go The Distance, How am I Supposed to Live Without You, and A Time For Letting Go. You're welcome in advance.
Tom F Park he has a greatest hits. it really good always sings with passion. covers other peoples songs really well.
m Bolton greatest hits, enjoy
Spencer Loudog he has more talent up his Butt crack than you will ever have
Michael Bolton singing Oompa Loompa songs was not something I ever thought I'd need until this moment.
I'm still waiting on a full track
😂😂😂💀
I died of laughter when he said " which as he turns a factory tor into a deadly game were only pure survive and the impure are disfigured according to the sins with tiny orange monsters to depose of the bodies."
So a pg13 saw for kids
I've never heard of Michael Bolton, but MAN! That guy has a great voice!
Yup very talented, has a weird sense of humor though. He did a song about Pirates of the Caribbean with "The Lonely Island". That's why he asked to be back for the next trailer at the end.
Cj Kalandek never heard of him either, I wish him luck in the music biz though
Cj Kalandek search for his "I can go to distance" version for Hercules movie.
i'm so old...
Chris Westfall Considering he's had 8 albums in the billboard top 10, and 17 singles in the top 40, I'd say he doesn't really need much more luck.
Forgot how amazing Michael Bolton's voice is.
Seriously. Silky smoooooooth.
Screen Junkies I read that as the Epic Voice guy.
say i summon dark magican
David Benoit I forgot how much Michael Bolton loves Jack Sparrow.
Just listened to "Steel Bars" last night on my way home from rehearsal and thought the exact same thing!!!
Michael Bolton can sing the ABC song and make it sound like a Grammy Award winning masterpiece. He has an awesome voice.
Michael Bolton is a national treasure.
"Come with me,
and you'll see,
a world full of OSHA violations!"
Film theory fan?
another bored commenter ... he sang a song like that in his Willy wonka video
@@adeleaslan8182 hell yeah
that's exactly what I thought lmao
Bolton killed it! He was hilarious.
The creepy man can cause he has a white van...
El Americano word
El Americano he also did a song with lonely island he's good at funny songs
Bolton actually references his famous "Jack Sparrow" music video at the end of starring.
Bolton actually references his famous "Jack Sparrow" music video at the end of starring.
Thanks to Michael Bolton for being incredible. And RIP to the legend Gene Wilder.
Screen Junkies sing street should have been nominated for an Oscar
BEETLEJUICE!!!! DO IT PLEASE!!!!
Corneto Trilogy!!!
Screen Junkies Have you done 127 hours? If not please do it! 👍
He was funny!
Love Michael Bolton's sense of humor. His Captain Jack Sparrow song is epic.
Jack Sparrow is always amazing.
Michael Bolton has a really nice voice 😊
😋
"In the first draft we all... were... black!"
"Don't believe it? Google it!"
I died.
😵
Omg me too. I almost fell off the toilet
.... I googled it 😐
@@dominiquedixon8600 Same. WTF?
The 2005 remake actually contains the story of how Wonka found the Oompa Loompas (which is also in the book) and it's clearly just the story of slavery... except *happy* and *fun* and *good for the slaves!* 😳
Michael Bolton has just become a million times more amazing.
I just love the lonely island reference at the end
I still don't like his music, but he has done a good job of leaning in on the humor around himself which is awesome.
100th like
@@MrScaramanga16 THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW,
PIRATE SO BRAVE, ON THE SEVEN SEAS.
@@henrygustavekrausse7459 A mystical quest, to the isle of Tortuga,
“Their legs 🦵 are weird cuz he broke their knees” I knew it Wonka is EVIL!!!!!!!
Yeah, but in a sweet way.
We all knew Wonka is evil
'we're onto you grandpa joe'
Mila Jensen I found this comment as he said it 😂😂
Mila Jensen never noticed the 'coke nails' either...
"we're on to you"
@Mila Jensen
*WE'RE ON TO YOU*
"Joe Biden his time" was hilarious, too! @4:25
World of Safety Violations was the best part
Monica Carrillo wats the original song for that part
A world of imagination I thinkA world of imagination I think
A world of pure imagination
Thank u
Monica Carrillo Me too
Michael Bolton: This is the taaale, of Captain Jack Sparrow.
HTG (Honest Trailer Guy); Uhhh wrong video.
I was totally scrolling through to see who would reference Lonely Island!
I was totally scrolling through to see who would reference Lonely Island!
This upvote is for Michael bolton. That was great dude. Love it when famous people remember not to take themselves too seriously and start having fun. Do more!
"THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW"
"PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS!"
THE MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA
raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze!!!!
Okay back to the club
Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club. Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightly)
So, important question, if Lightning McQueen is getting insurance does he get car insurance or life insurance?
Maybe both, his bills must be through the roof
Nicholas Foss I think he just bundles it.
Nicholas Foss maybe this will be explained in Cars 3
Good job kind sir! In the hectic world we live today, someone has to ask the important questions! :D
Nicholas Foss yu
oh just blown my mind
This is, seriously, one of the funniest Honest Trailers out there. The Michael Bolton gags are just fantastic. Hilarious.
"Saw, for kids!" Can't un-realize that...
Wow, that guy sings really well
Olívio Neto it's almost like he's a professional... 😂
Olívio Neto sounds like a guy who sing the Hercules theme song doesn't he?
Aidan McIntosh I don't know... Every time I watched Hercules as a kid I watched the dubbed version in portuguese :/
So do I, fellow countryman (unless you are brazilian hehehe).
Is he Ramsay's brother?
Wow Michael Bolton has a great sense of humor for doing stuff like this.
Laughed my ass off at his part, he really went all out
LOL great of him to do that one! :D
If you really want Michael Boltons ultimate going-all-out-on-himself watch Michael Boltons Valentines Special, it's insane, over the top and freaking hilarious!
@@jonnnnniej Indeed!
Never thought much of him with the long hair but damn he looks good for a man in his sixties
And what a voice!
Bolton went beast mode with those songs lol
Wow, Bolton's still got a set of pipes on him for sure. He's magic.
One of my favorite things about Gene's portrayal of Wonka in this movie is that he evidently wanted that limping, fall-into-a-roll scene himself. It wasn't in the script. Gene said he wanted it so badly because he wanted viewers to know right away that Wonka couldn't be trusted.
Hope that rumor's true, Gene nailed the role.
I really respect how Bolton agrees to these kinds of videos. Awesome! :D
He has a small cameo in The Onion Movie that you won't believe.
check out lonely island music videos Bolton, Rihanna, Seth Rogen Justin timberlake are in them their pretty funny in it
I know. It's great
It turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.
I know right, it's great to see the guy has such a great sense of humor and love of movies
Michael Bolton is a major cinemaphile. 'This is the time of captain Jack Sparrow.....'
"You complete me!"
tale*
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
*cinephile
Subparanon o
Bolton killed it with the "Dear God Please Help Us" Song.
10/10 video and singing 👍
I was just thinking this it needs a full version
Gene Wilder had this quiet manic energy that made his performance unforgettable.
Bolton made this one of your best honest trailers ever. lol ;-D
Also, 6 hours at 275,000+ views and isn't on the trending list? Google employees these days are so incredibly stupid. I guess all the real talent moved on to other corporations.
CmdrGendoIkari I can't like this video enough
Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.
themanyouwanttobe YOU COMPLETE ME
Give it up for Bolton
I would love to hear Michael Bolton actually sing Pure Imagination! He’s great!
Haley A world of safety violations...
Podemos URSS right. *Safety Violations
OSHA violations
Yes
I hadn’t ever even heard of who he was (I’m not good with song writer names) but he’s a good singer
4:25 You’re damn right!
I love Michael Bolton's self-effacing sense of humor. He knows that his music career is very ridiculous and gaudy, so he's not afraid to laugh along with that aspect. Also, the dude can SING!
"A World of Safety Violations" was freakin golden. I died. Not only did it sound absolutely amazing. But it was hilarious. I hate that Gene has passed. I feel an attachment to him. And it's the strangest thing knowing he's not here anymore. I will forever love him in this role. And this whole video was awesome.
Ladymusicc, I agree. I loved watching both this film and Gene's performance in it as a kid, and will still enjoy watching this movie when I'm eighty, if I live to be that old. One of my bucket list dreams would have been the chance to have met Wilder, and to have been able to tell him how much both this movie and his performance enriched my childhood.
beeman2075 to meet him would had been lovely. It is such a great movie. And a great actor. I loved him in Blazing Saddles.
How about Mr Wilder in Young Frankenstein? That was great!
PS: RIP. You were awesome.
Ladymusicc MatPat has done a similar thing but a whole episode
I sat on a whoopie cushion. I have auto-inflating whoopies if you need cpr
not gonna lie, I've maybe heard one Michael Bolton song, but now I want the whole album.
Swerve same
Do yourself a favour mate, start with 1985's 'Everybody's Crazy'. Classic:)
+Louis Tully Nah. All I needed was Jack Sparrow and I was hooked.
I heard him on the Lonely Island song he did with them.
Swerve All it takes is one Michael Bolton song! He has a voice of legend.
"Conartist grandpa joe"
😂
3:41 I'm sorry am I the only one who just fell in love again with the legendary Michael Bolton
Loved the nod to Lonely Island.
i know right
THANK GOD. I thought I was the only one to notice it.
The best
Yes! I can't wait for him to do Pirates 5. LOL!
I completely forgot about that until now.
*XBOX ONE IS KING*
You should watch michael bolton singing with the lonely island, it's hilarous.
there's his limit: 04:18 ^^
so funny XD
CrispCarbon he's even able to make being annoying the best part of the song. Lonely Island wants to rap, but Bolton just has to talk about the POTC films.
Yeah, and (not being a Michael Bolton fan) I will definitely buy this new album if 'Pure Imagination' is included in it.
Michael Bolton can make anything sound good
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales with Michael Bolton as promised.
🎵This is the tale
Of Captain Jack Sparrow🎶
'unlike the tim burton version which will probably just haunt you'
lol
Dang, he sure got that right! I refused to see tim burtons version for fear it would scar my memories of this movie for me.
@@watrgrl2 It will, trust me. It will
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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EpicVoiceGuy Say: Hey Now, You're an All Star, get your game on, go play
EpicVoiceGuy Please Say, "So if the Times Square Ball doesn't fall at midnight, does that mean the guy who drops the ball dropped the ball? And if he drops the ball correctly, then has he not dropped the ball?"
Is XCOM 2 any good?
I need to hear Micheal bolton do a legit cover of pure imagination, NOW!
a.j. m Genuinely wish Michael Bolton would do an album of all the songs he's parodied. Can't wait to hear him bust out the verses from "Jack Sparrow" that he sang with Lonely Island!
a.j. m I want omppa lumpa
I really need to hear a complete version of the creepy candy man song
YAAASSS
I bought some of Michael Bolton's songs specifically because he did this. (and because he's totally underrated and super awesome)
Man. Bolton still has some golden pipes on him. And what a good sport!
Wait, the author of the novel wrote the screenplay for the film? Now I'm starting to believe that Willy Wonka really is a serial killer!
Roald Dahl hated the movie.
Nope. Charlie and the chocolate factory with Depp was actually more true to the book. There is also a sequel called Charlie and the glass elevator but he refused to let it become a movie. Roald Dahl has some seriously twisted childrens books though, lots of abused kids who take revenge on evil adults.
Eric Cartman Now I want to read his bat-shit crazy books!
TJ Jordan They really are good ! Roald Dahl was one of my favourite authors when I was a child - and still is!
Let's see,
Matilda: Platinum blonde hair dye, extra strong. What more can I say?
George's Marvelous Medicine: Antifreeze? Really!?
The Twits: Just, WTF!?
Not to mention most of the other books have adults feeling the cold bitch slap of karma.
Did Roald have something against adults? Most of his villains are.
"Saw for Kids"
Accuracy: 100%
br0k3n4ng31 no that's home alone
Fuck no it's not for kids Saw is like an 18 or 15 horror movie
The fact that it’s actually michael Bolton singing just makes it 1000 times better
“Joe Biden his time”.. makes so much more sense now
Still does! But I also think KH is Biden hers, too; maybe why she's always wearing black lol
The Dear god please help us song.😆
Don't believe them google it
I cried
I need that on soundcloud
You guys better call him when you do the POTC 5 honest trailer
vars28
Why did his comment get likes? He didn't even wrote anything. Or am I just not able to see his comment?
I'm certain it's because he collaborated with The Lonely Island on a song called Jack Sparrow. The music video shows Michael inspired to sing about Pirates of the Caribbean after watching the movie, lol.
Can't wait for his killer song about it, jack sparrow anyone?
IM glad im not the only one that got the reference
I officially now love Michael Bolton!! Great sense of humor!!!
Starring:
90s Alt Rock Band
...and America!
😂😂😂😂
Is that a Lonely Island reference at the end?
TeamFruitSalad Ahh! You noticed it, too!
TeamFruitSalad I know
TeamFruitSalad Sure was.
I don't know what idea is funnier, that its a reference to lonely island or that he might just be a cinema superfan
TeamFruitSalad his smile at the end😂
As The Lonely Island taught us, Michael Bolton is a major cinefile
Liam Carmody That he is.
Liam Carmody
*cinephile
You complete me!
PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS!
Anyone see "Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping"?
Now I just want to hear Micheal Bolton sing the actual songs AND get full versions of the joke songs.
Its more like Se7en for kids. Agustus was gluttony , Mikee was rage, Veruka was greed and vanity ect.
❤️ LOVED that movie
And Violet is Pride.
"Saw for kids" - Im dead!
Should have gone to Home Alone
So are all those kids.
Gotta love his reference to the whole Jack Sparrow thing.
I didn't get it, would you please explain? :)
Go see lonely island jack sparrow song
Felipe Hindi what the other guy said, It's a great music video, hell lonely island is always hilarious
Michael Bolton has an epic voice
Dude, this just changed my entire view of Michael Bolton! I now celebrate his entire catalog.
Michael Bolton's self-awareness gives me hope in this life.
"Saw for Kids" should goes to Home Alone.
Candied Hunger Games
Home Alone was the original version of Saw.
joyunicycle Hunger Games is a ripoff of Battle Royale and only teenagers who can play it.
margareth michelina nah. they got it right
I have uploaded to your channel on UA-cam porn
Watch me ♥ (not a joke)
"Or Chocolate River is mixed with Sewage"
Augustus Gloop:
*Say sike right now*
This one was absolutely hilarious, I about died of laughter that I almost cried.
The "In a World of Safety Violations" bit was amazing. I actually cried laughing.
Michael Bolton has a golden voice.
He still sounds good...but, there was also auto-tune on those tracks.
Yeah, but almost everyone gets auto tuned nowadays. It's sort of sad.
"Joe biden his time" lol lolololol
This is one of the funniest Honest Trailers by far, and having Michael Bolton singing is fantastic!
Rip Gene
RIP both of you
Robin Drake lol, I didn't get the joke until I saw my profile pic
Sleep tight pupper.
Dreaded Doduo *facepalms*lol
It was heartwarmingly hilarious that the Starring segment credited him as "Johnny Depth", wasn't it?
"Michael Bolton!? Is that your real name??"
"you can just call me Mike"
Frosstbyte that no talent ass clown michael Bolton came along
+Heather Holt Why should I change my name, he's the one that sucks.
No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar
Frosstbyte ha!
"I believe you have my stapler..."
I had to pause for laughter at “Joe Biden his time “ 😂 gold! Pure gold .
Michael friggin Bolton ftw .. he has a great sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously. I become a bigger fan every time he does things like this
_I want a cover of pure imagination by him_
This is a dream we all share, at least we gave you this taste.
_Cant belive yall replyed to such an old comment_
batman
Depressed Optimist I'd give my soul to have a CD of him doing cover for all of the songs in the movie.
Depressed Optimist ooooooooooh!!!!!
Michael Bolton needs to cover Pure Imagination straight...like now
Absolutely. Would be pure class.
Des Sullivan U know what else would be pure class a collab with him and Meghan Trainor (at least that's what I think)
JUST DO IT WE HAVE ALMOST 300 supporters
Michael Levandowski Megan trainor has a voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard
No. gene wilder will be forever the best one.
Speaking of the Johnny Depp version, you guys should TOTALLY do that next! 😁
Thank you, Michael. I want full versions.
"As long as you call me back for the 5th Pirates movie"
I got that reference.
CognizantPsyche THIS IS THE TALE!!
"WHEN SENPAI NOTICES U" I NEARLY CHOKED
I dont get it. I only know what senpai stands for...
It's a joke about love mangas.
I know right 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
3:35 I did its true
How did I miss this one? It may be the best yet.
Who knew Michael Bolton was such a good sport.
Heretic he loves movies and has a bit of a wierd sense of humor, watch his song with lonely island about the pirates of the Caribbean, thats why he asked to come back for the next pirates of the Caribbean trailer
Heretic more like a singer
OWH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE PIRATE OF CARIBBEAN FEAT MICHAEL BOLTON!!!
Anyone who visits Funny Or Die.
this was an epic episode. thank you screen junkies.
+MattrickBT - *in your opinion. Which doesn't reflect with a huge majority. Andy Skied has 101 likes to your one at this point.
+MattrickBT - I read your reply and seems I'm talking to a UA-cam troll circa 2007. I'm not resorting to cowardly name-calling from behind a screen. His likes are up to 106 in a short time. So, YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
MattrickBT I'm curious to know why you think that people who like this video are stupid idiots? Any logic behind that?
MattrickBT ok
Just found all kinds of appreciation for Michael Bolton. He's awesome in this lol!
The lonely island songs with him are genius too! 🥰
2017: Nope
2018: Maybe next year
2019: Jk
2020: Okay let's recommend it
"Charlie, a sweet boy reduced to poverty because of his CON-ARTIST GRANDPA JOE"
Camilla Ferrer The meme rings true. "Bed ridden when there's work to be done, dancing when there's free candy".
We're on to you Grandpa Joe!
*WE'RE ON TO YOU GRANDPA JOE*
Camilla Ferrer AND HE ADVOCATES CHILD ABUSE!!!
That reminded me of Gravity Falls.... xD
4:10 the irony is that they actually used real chocolate powder for this
Layla Hellsing but it went bad fast
And smelled horrible.
it looks like poop water
Smelled like it too
Michael Bolton's voice - WOW!
This was hilarious. I liked Michael's alternative lyrics to the songs from the movie! He did write them, didn't he?
Remember kids, if a kind man offers you candy - there's probably more in his van.
Only a liar would say that. Kids take the candy, if not for you, for me.
The best thing about taking candy from a stranger in his van is you totally forget about the sex abuse
I got that reference ;)
PopcornDude 20 lmfao I died 😵
PopcornDude 20 lol