@@SuelFadel of course it's his choice he's fat and out of shape and can hardly move. Hell I've seen him in war movies where all he did is basically sit down in every scene lol. He has 1 good movie, and really it's washed out by the far far far superior work of other action stars
Nah. Look he's ridiculous and shit, and what he trains in wouldn't hold up against BJJ for instance, but he'd fuck a regular guy up in his prime. He was legit and did master his craft. The thing is the craft he mastered is Aikido, and it's more for disarming someone coming at you with a sword. Using the other person's momentum. But he'd fuck a regular dude up
@@joeystories6946 Anyone who knows an actual martial art or can fight in general will easily take Steven down. The only advantage he has is his weight, really.
@@fredwerza3478 i dont usually point out comments from others, but, just why???, i never said anything regarding what you are answering, nothing, did you understood what the guy wrote and what i wrote? it confuses me....
@@lukasr1166 i do, the subject was ˝what would happen if˝, the answer to that was unrelated to the ¨what if˝ but towards a statement that wasn't mentioned, that is what i didn't understand the context of the answer given the situation put together...
Rules of fighting Steven Seagal: 1) Don't hit Steven Seagal. If at all possible, telegraph your moves as obvious as you can, so he can easily block it and counterattack you. 2) Wait your turn. If you are with a group of people and one of them is already fighting him, don't attempt to help him. Instead, wait for him to lose and then take your shot. Remember the first rule, tho. 3) Don't use guns. If you have a gun, don't use it unless you miss your shots on purpose. Don't attempt to shoot Steven Seagal from a distance. Instead, wave your gun in his face and spout some asshole lines until he disarms you.
+Xylarxcode 4) If someone has so much bad luck to hit Steven Seagal in the face, he will be sued and imprisoned for life. 5) Not in the face. 6) He is training his ego more than training his body. Because when he do film a movie, he needs to tell the director to tell others not to hit him, or even beat him.
+Xylarxcode And whatever you do, don't have any fighting ability whatsoever, just fight like an even bigger girl than he is, so that when he fights like a girl he won't look as fucking stupid. Also play along with his choreographed moves, run up to him with your hand out like you're Hillary Clinton running for president, and run PAST him so he can wave his hands and pretend to grab your hand-- then go flipping through the air like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls the football. If you used even basic fighting skill, you'd kick his ass, and we don't want that. --The Mafia
My friend watched this last week, and got all hyped upped thinking he could do the same as Seagal. He went, and started a fight with a group, and ended up getting his Ass kicked. I told him to not mess with the Girl Scouts.
Not me, I've never liked him. When I was 13 I was watching one of his films and thought ''Why in the fukc TV shows, such a trash movie.'' And every other Seagal movie, that I watched I thought the same thing.
The great thing about Seagal is you can tell he really really enjoys inflicting the pain. Where he breaks that guys arm at the elbow, absolute classic.
@Maniac 5000 Damn Democrats sure know how to control the narrative and the people just suck it up. Television has dumbed people down to being controlled by puppet masters. Predictively and consistent like training a parrot 🦜👈🏻🧑🏽🦰😷. The millions of people walking around and driving by themselves in cars wearing masks that do nothing proves it. All people needed to do is use common sense and accept the fact that like all viruses some will die but eventually herd immunity will make us all as a species stronger.
PuppetMaster There's nothing to comprehend, you write down a bunch of words with no substance. I really hope you have fun in your little bubble of thinking you're smart and everyone else is stupid. I'm sure you're just a socially awkward freak that's scared and lonely because you can't fit into society so you go around spewing hate. How does it feel being a freak? Where your only friends are your 2 hands. Thank God I'm normal.
PuppetMaster Where the fuck did I mention race of any kind? I guess you're the one lacking reading comprehension. Don't try to backpedal because I pegged YOUR insecurities. I'm not a loser that spews hate behind a screen. I've read your comments on other videos, you weren't fucking with me, you're sincerely a freak. A social outcast not accepted by others so you try to appear intellectually superior over the internet. What a sad life you lead.
*Also pro-al Qaeda as they gave a fucking best short documentary statue to that fake-ass NATO-sponsored jihadist White Helmets helpers. I wanted to punch the Oscar people.*
I still remember when "Above The Law" came out. Segal really brought something very new, and fresh, to the whole MA/action movie genre. He'd have been wise to stop after his first three...maybe four movies. I think "Under Siege" was the last he did that was worth a shit, especially since it had a real budget, a real director, and some really good actors (i.e. Busey, Tommy Lee Jones). The shit he's been cranking out the past 15 years from his own production company is some of the most sad and pathetic shit I've ever seen. Oh, Steve...how far you have fallen...and how wide you've gotten. No, really...most of his movies, he gets lead credit for despite barely being in them...and when he **is** in them, he's mostly sitting down.
Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Under Siege and On Deadly Ground. The first six were actually pretty good movies. After that it was all down hill except for the ensemble movie, “Executive Decisions” with Kurt Russel and Halle Berry in 1996.
@@novumdomine9925 Exit Wounds and Glimmer Man had some decent fight scenes in them. And you can’t forget the laughable part he was in Machete with Danny Trejo 😅😂
@Maniac 5000 I pretty much don't watch any movies .... nor do I own a television ......... they're both ..... we'll...... Really dumb ..... I guarantee you I would and could never enjoy this rubbish ...I wouldn't get past 1st half hour or less
Best comment I have seen about Steven Seagal aka ‘the goatee donut master’ And I quote- “Steven Seagal knows aikido, martial arts, Jungty, muah Thai, Taekwondo and other words”
The guy on the pool table had the ''high'' ground and was defeated by Seagal easily. Perhaps this is a power Anakin could learn, since Seagal is not a jedi.
lmao at 1:46 Robert Lasardo still cracks me up, the way he calls segal a punk and ordering his boys to kick segals ass, all while he does nothing and standing on the sidelines, behind his boys lol
I love Steven Seagal. His fight scenes would make me cringe in pain for that poor soul. Especially the scenes that involved the pool ball wrapped in a cloth. Ouch!!!
Rules for fighting seagal 1. Do not fight him in hand to hand combat. you WILL lose 2. Do not fight him with knives, sticks, or any melee weapons 3. Do not and I mean DO NOT fight him in the kitchen
Haha that scene was hilarious. Laughed my ass off at that. The look of the guy still eating casually. "Oooof, that hurt, don't disturb me while I'm eating".
No, I feel sorry for the audience that has to put up with this Narcissist. All his recent movies go right to the "buck bin" in the stores because you can only take so much of him beating people up the same old way. Plus he's turned into a lard ass on top of it.
@@justafanintexas7913 I like to remember him from the films that were actually good ie Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked For Death, Out for Justice, and Under Siege ie the heyday of his career. The stuff afterwards was mediocre to downright garbage.
For their years? In those days you had Jackie Chan films with superb careography, little cuts and real stunt scenes. The bar was higher than what is acceptable today.
@@ahmeteminerdogan9266 excepts nobody saying all fights are have to be as good as jackie chan's otherwise they are unacceptable with that excuse we would also have to dislike bruce willis, sylvester stallone or arnold schwarzenegger's fights that take place same years.
***** Yes but they train like 6 hours a day 5 days a week to compete at the very highest level of a combat sport with very little rules. You put them in a life and death situation where they don't have to follow the rules and I guarantee you they won't. Also a typical mma gym has guys from all differnt backgrounds and styles. It would be ignorant to assume a UFC fighter couldnt differintiate the ring from the street. I've done traditional martial arts in my youth and have sparred against pro MMA fighters I can tell you most traditional guys who downplay MMA have no clue what they are talking about. -Adolf Hitler, keyboard warrior
Igorek bitw yuuuk cmon bruce in fucking 1970 his movie was bad!! lol and for jackie its comedy not action like seagal next time plz educate youself before a comment im sure you are asian lol bcz you make non sens at all
jesus sons no i am russian actually ) well , i am talking about some certain reality in the fight... i know its just a film , but come on! 1 vs 10 profi fight and this guy beat their asses , without a single scratch . and dont talk about Seagal's fighting skills - his aikido techniques is perfect for sure ... but this is certainly unrealistic and boring fightning scenes
@@igorekbitw6911 I don't know man. Seagal's movies in his prime were excellent. So were Van Damme's. Chan and Lee films were great to but they didn't corner the market on great action scenes by any stretch of the imagination.
-The dude is 70 years old now, and suffer from diseases, of course he is out of shape like everyone is going to be (even you) in the future. -All action movies have camera cuts. The problem is when cuts don't let you undestand what the fuck is happening (like Liam Nison's movies). Seagal's movies (at least the ones he made when he was younger) show you everything and let you undestand what is happening. All the "let's hate Seagal wagoon" is so stupid...
Steven seagal is the type of person to wake up his family to tell them that he's going to sleep
Hahahaha superb 🤣🤣
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@@Venom-uw4nv lmao😂😂😂🤣🤣
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It’s always helpful when the bad guys attack you one by one instead of all at the same time. How nice of them.
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And You Realy think that He dont know How to Atack at First ....Are U OUT of Your Mind ...You lill Pussy..
I love how the bad guys have a gun but feel the need to get within arms reach when dealing with Seagal
Koga volis
Yes, they have a guns, but those bad guys so mystically stupid and forget to use that:))))
@@yuryastronoff or because steven makes the movies himself and conveniently never get hurt in the movies.
Getting within arms reach of Seagal is deadly to both bad guys and donuts...
It’s ironic because the actors playing the bad guys could probably beat Seagal up irl
Steven Seagal has been in every single direct to DVD movie since 2007 and he still hasn't taken more than 10 foot steps on film. Legend.
maybe that's his choice and he still has amazing movies from the past anyway
2003 actually
@@SuelFadel of course it's his choice he's fat and out of shape and can hardly move. Hell I've seen him in war movies where all he did is basically sit down in every scene lol. He has 1 good movie, and really it's washed out by the far far far superior work of other action stars
Yeah, full of shit.
Gotta give Steven Seagal some credit for not breaking out of character for 30+ years.
Steven Seagal in films is how I imagine myself fighting. In reality, he probably fights like I do.
his early movies were the best, his movies in the 2000s idk if he was making Action or Comedy straight to DVD movies
He didnt fight like an old woman tho
Hahahaha Steven Seagal vs Honey Badger Who would actually win?
Steven Seagal is an Aikido grand master, he is not just doing it in films. But yeah, I imagine myself as well.
Nah. Look he's ridiculous and shit, and what he trains in wouldn't hold up against BJJ for instance, but he'd fuck a regular guy up in his prime. He was legit and did master his craft. The thing is the craft he mastered is Aikido, and it's more for disarming someone coming at you with a sword. Using the other person's momentum. But he'd fuck a regular dude up
Steven really had us all fooled back then
he really did as a kid lmao
I dare you to get in his face.
@@joeystories6946 Anyone who knows an actual martial art or can fight in general will easily take Steven down. The only advantage he has is his weight, really.
@@joeystories6946 the man can't even run anymore and u think he can still fight? Lmao
@@IDK83 He couldn't run back then too. Just watch him run in some his movies lol
Imagine if Steven never got Delusional and just be Humble in his career.
he would be on expendables i guess
@@graveyardclassics --- Stallone made it very clear that Seagal would never be welcome on an Expendables set
@@fredwerza3478 i dont usually point out comments from others, but, just why???, i never said anything regarding what you are answering, nothing, did you understood what the guy wrote and what i wrote? it confuses me....
@@graveyardclassics I think you're the one who doesn't understand.
@@lukasr1166 i do, the subject was ˝what would happen if˝, the answer to that was unrelated to the ¨what if˝ but towards a statement that wasn't mentioned, that is what i didn't understand the context of the answer given the situation put together...
This was truly hilarious watching.
Especially the 99,999 punch combo!
@@largol33t1 that he dishes out to the guy with the bleached hair right? It’s like it’s straight out of Killer Instinct.
Yeah I feel like it’s more hilarious when he’s kicking 100 guys a**es with a karate chop with his hands.
@@spartyontop yep and most of them have guns
"Has anybody ever told you you're a pain in the ass?"
"All the time."
David Bonte i
When you see montage cut between every single hit, you know, that he's a true master.
Do you mean Master Bater.
Quick change cameras so it looks like he actually moved lol
I mean how often do you need the splits in a karate fight . Lol one trick pony. my weakness is coke and hookers.
@@johnwinnerdz1 where is your comment? It disappeared?
CLOWN
One of my favorite and most respected artists, his early movies had such atmosphere and an authenticity that I can watch over and over. Thanks.
+philosophersphone No problem
+omnipwn I'm inclined to argue but you're so fcukn right. I'm sure this has been said about me too at some point.
😇
You mean the authenticity of the Jamaican guy with 2 heads?
You, sir, are an idiot.
Love him or hate him. His movies were keeping you up when u was a child/teenager and even as a grownup
No, they weren't actually
Ikr sure I understand the hatred but at least there enjoyable to watch
Hell yea he's a beast
There’s nothing like it … pure fighting goodness. A true one man army
Not me tho.
Rules of fighting Steven Seagal:
1) Don't hit Steven Seagal. If at all possible, telegraph your moves as obvious as you can, so he can easily block it and counterattack you.
2) Wait your turn. If you are with a group of people and one of them is already fighting him, don't attempt to help him. Instead, wait for him to lose and then take your shot. Remember the first rule, tho.
3) Don't use guns. If you have a gun, don't use it unless you miss your shots on purpose. Don't attempt to shoot Steven Seagal from a distance. Instead, wave your gun in his face and spout some asshole lines until he disarms you.
+Xylarxcode I like you. You're funny.
+HardWriting Only Danny Trejo can beat Seagal.
+Xylarxcode 4) If someone has so much bad luck to hit Steven Seagal in the face, he will be sued and imprisoned for life.
5) Not in the face.
6) He is training his ego more than training his body. Because when he do film a movie, he needs to tell the director to tell others not to hit him, or even beat him.
+Xylarxcode And whatever you do, don't have any fighting ability whatsoever, just fight like an even bigger girl than he is, so that when he fights like a girl he won't look as fucking stupid. Also play along with his choreographed moves, run up to him with your hand out like you're Hillary Clinton running for president, and run PAST him so he can wave his hands and pretend to grab your hand-- then go flipping through the air like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls the football.
If you used even basic fighting skill, you'd kick his ass, and we don't want that.
--The Mafia
+fito65 Or anyone who knows anything about fighting. As EVERYONE has, who managed to prove it.
Steven goes into deep meditation each day until his large pizza arrives.
Moze yes
Do some homework Van Damme would kick his ass! He’s called him out a couple of times and Stevie went running
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Now we all know this is stuff from movies. Steven just thinks of his movies as memories 😂😂😂 not movies
"He would've kicked Van Damme's ass"
That didn't age well.
I also heard some of his lunch came out when Gene LeBell choked him out
@@kolbytriplett4644 ah well it’s always nice to share food, just not the way he did xD
Van Damme was a karatechanpion
Seagal was going kinds of dancemoves, that had nothing to do with fighting
Van damme would had made segal shit in his pants … segal is a complete fraud
jvd is a dancer .. Segal is a legit Aikido master .. he would snap jvc in half .. there would be no fight
Legend has it that the only thing Steven Seagal wont fight are carbohydrates.
Like
Or Chuck Norris!
Why is that?
@@unicornguy9676 work it out Sherlock,,
because Poor old Steven never does.
It's not carbs, it's pent up chi.
My friend watched this last week, and got all hyped upped thinking he could do the same as Seagal. He went, and started a fight with a group, and ended up getting his Ass kicked. I told him to not mess with the Girl Scouts.
I frigging belly laughed at this🤣🤣🤣
I bet he didn't buy any more cookies after that! LMAO
@@kevinkarg4464they are making him pay protection...
Awww least he tried
It's a movie....any fighter in a movie would get their ass kicked besides Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. All fighting in movies is just dancing rofl.
Very nice video John !
Thanks man! Thank you for watching!
+John John (sirtastealot) No Marked For Death??? Him vs Jamaicans was some of his best fight scenes
+Macadamienutz agree..best fight scene seagal vs jamaicans
Macadamienutz
Mike Liston
One of the finest comedy genius minds of our time! We salute you, Comrade Seagal!!
lol indeed!
He left knowing to well the shit was going to hit the fan in good ole Biden's America.
@@youturd55 Not sure about that, but things are certainly way better than they were with Trump. Looks like the FBI just raided his house! Lock him up!
We all thought this Man was a Legend when we were Younger, Just to Find out his just like the Rest of us...
Good
Not me, I've never liked him. When I was 13 I was watching one of his films and thought ''Why in the fukc TV shows, such a trash movie.''
And every other Seagal movie, that I watched I thought the same thing.
We are all legend 😂
All that matters was how the movies came out... and back then he had a pretty good run.
Yeah he lied to us all.
When I grew up I realized that now all the fights look like this - "Guys, we are all jumping to the knife together."
The great thing about Seagal is you can tell he really really enjoys inflicting the pain. Where he breaks that guys arm at the elbow, absolute classic.
@Stellar Interactive especially to women
Juji Nage in Japanese.
Kelly LeBrock found out the hard way.
I could watch this every day and not get tired of it.
All of his fight scenes are just 80% camera movements and cuts.
True! But 80% of his movies are straight action. Lol!
James Strvr, your soy latte is getting cold. Go drink it and let men enjoy the movie.
You're 💯 right on about that
betoen ???
@@betoen yeah, watch fatass at his best in bullshido
I forgot how funny some of his fight scenes were! This dude was the TRUTH!
Marked for Death, Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, Above the Law - gotta' love the 90's
Loved that elbow break. Snapped back so hard it went beyond the perpendicular. 😆😆😆
4:54 Put it in .25 speed and just watch how many times the SAME SHOTS ARE USED! Lol!
he's always been in bargain bin trash films, huh?
Yeah
The secret to fight scenes: poor camera work.
the 80's and early 90's where everyone was a martial artist
Now they just have super powers
Rainier Wolfcastle
captain America has powers and martial arts skills
Jason Statham is pure martial arts
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That final scene is the most emotion I've seen in Steven Seagal
You can say whatever about him as a person and an actor, but I always loved his action/fight scenes.
@@cactusmalone same here
Same
@Maniac 5000 Damn Democrats sure know how to control the narrative and the people just suck it up. Television has dumbed people down to being controlled by puppet masters. Predictively and consistent like training a parrot 🦜👈🏻🧑🏽🦰😷. The millions of people walking around and driving by themselves in cars wearing masks that do nothing proves it. All people needed to do is use common sense and accept the fact that like all viruses some will die but eventually herd immunity will make us all as a species stronger.
@Maniac 5000 Why people hate seagal?
@@nicolasoliveira4903 Try watching his movies from the last 15 years...
I can't take Seagal seriously after seeing Will Sasso's impersonation of him. Spot on.
I can't take your comment seriously, due to the sheer amount of retarded people that exists.
PuppetMaster You tried.
Doc Humble
Do you hate white people or what? I am just fucking with you. And stop shadow project your obvious insecurities.
PuppetMaster There's nothing to comprehend, you write down a bunch of words with no substance. I really hope you have fun in your little bubble of thinking you're smart and everyone else is stupid. I'm sure you're just a socially awkward freak that's scared and lonely because you can't fit into society so you go around spewing hate. How does it feel being a freak? Where your only friends are your 2 hands. Thank God I'm normal.
PuppetMaster Where the fuck did I mention race of any kind? I guess you're the one lacking reading comprehension. Don't try to backpedal because I pegged YOUR insecurities. I'm not a loser that spews hate behind a screen. I've read your comments on other videos, you weren't fucking with me, you're sincerely a freak. A social outcast not accepted by others so you try to appear intellectually superior over the internet. What a sad life you lead.
I don't know why but this always makes me laugh.
Thomas Weeden it's because his aikido is bullshit
Probably because he's a joke!
because it's Steven Seagal
@@FrodoSantana Fat disrespectful young men with keyboards are the reason its so much fun to watch John Wick shoot 200 guys in the face in 2 hours
Classic action of old days , it's for entertainment only.
Sticks and Tattoo. Brilliant writing and names😊
>not watching Steven seagal fight scenes at 3am
1am here !
3:10 am
:'D
The Out for Justice commentary is tremendous.
6:45 am here
Shit... 2:55am hahaha
Yes, he was certainly cheated out of an Academy Award for all those movies. :D
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I smoke to much what?. Music cooking. Talk to me. Take care.
I was being sarcastic.
*Also pro-al Qaeda as they gave a fucking best short documentary statue to that fake-ass NATO-sponsored jihadist White Helmets helpers. I wanted to punch the Oscar people.*
Does anyone else feel that Steve has this stuff on a loop on every TV in every room.
Yes he cherishes these edited moments from his entire film career, & enjoys them with a daily dose of deluded pizza🤣🤣
My new nickname for Mr. Seagal, OFFICIAL#, Steven"The Knuckle Knocker" Seagal. Memories in the making. Thanks Steven.
Steven Seagal is a multidimensional actor, he's different in every film.
I like him, he's good. Thanks for Watching! Please see Part 2:ua-cam.com/video/igZBUvv8CEQ/v-deo.html
AlienElysium I see what you did there Alien. I like it.
Steven Seagal is one of the worlds finest classically trained `shakespearian actors.
What are you talking about, everyone knows that Steven Seagal trained Shakespeare. It's true, Shakespeare told me
For those who gave a thumbs up, I was actually being sarcastic.
Tim lane i hope they knew 🤔
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I still remember when "Above The Law" came out. Segal really brought something very new, and fresh, to the whole MA/action movie genre.
He'd have been wise to stop after his first three...maybe four movies. I think "Under Siege" was the last he did that was worth a shit, especially since it had a real budget, a real director, and some really good actors (i.e. Busey, Tommy Lee Jones).
The shit he's been cranking out the past 15 years from his own production company is some of the most sad and pathetic shit I've ever seen. Oh, Steve...how far you have fallen...and how wide you've gotten.
No, really...most of his movies, he gets lead credit for despite barely being in them...and when he **is** in them, he's mostly sitting down.
Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Under Siege and On Deadly Ground. The first six were actually pretty good movies. After that it was all down hill except for the ensemble movie, “Executive Decisions” with Kurt Russel and Halle Berry in 1996.
@@novumdomine9925 Exit Wounds and Glimmer Man had some decent fight scenes in them. And you can’t forget the laughable part he was in Machete with Danny Trejo 😅😂
LOL
@@novumdomine9925 I've not seen one of those movies ....... why ....... just the names sound like shit
@Maniac 5000 I pretty much don't watch any movies .... nor do I own a television ......... they're both ..... we'll......
Really dumb ..... I guarantee you I would and could never enjoy this rubbish ...I wouldn't get past 1st half hour or less
Best comment I have seen about Steven Seagal aka ‘the goatee donut master’
And I quote- “Steven Seagal knows aikido, martial arts, Jungty, muah Thai, Taekwondo and other words”
Steven Seagal older movies are fucken awesome love them I have them on DVD
Steven Seagals so badass he doesn’t need to hit to kill. He catches the air surrounding the bad guy and suffocates him/her to death
That's pretty badass
@@ThatRandomDude400 it sure is
Steven Seagal was then late 80's action hero no matter his acting ability He's cheap flicks we're fun to watch.
He didn’t make his feature debut in action films until Above The Law in 1988 his other hits were in the early to mid 1990’s
Genius ideas of fight scenes from the lead actor himself. Good execution and great cinema designed.
0:43why I always and always smile, the sound is great
more like Steven Seagal's Best Cut Scenes, the camera moves way more than he does.
True
Pretty accurate depiction of fighting someone when you have a 90 pound weight advantage LMAO
LMFAO 😂
And a head-taller height advantage.
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Always good to have a guy named Sticks just sitting around... with sticks.
Guys, please don't mind me asking... But has Anyone seen Richie?
I'll delete my comment now.
LMAO
Is he still looking for him? :O
LMFAO
Why'd he do Bobby Loopo
That dagger fight is just ridiculous maximus
The guy on the pool table had the ''high'' ground and was defeated by Seagal easily. Perhaps this is a power Anakin could learn, since Seagal is not a jedi.
Man Steven was lucky this were all just movies and was always protected
I like his running scenes better😂😂😂
Whether he's real or not, these are some damn good fight scenes! Expecially the one in the butcher shop, lol!
Love him or hate him his fights scenes are entertaining af.
ER you mean as entertaining as Crap.
@@Billyg215 stop hating bro its not that bad for the time.
@@Billyg215then make a better video yourself before complaining.
I could NOT make a worse one as he always DID. @@epoxy1710
Excellent film clip::: Steven Seagal!!!
Honestly his 80s to 90s fight scenes were pretty awesome
"I'm just a Cook" 💪💯💥🤣
Steven seagal is a fraud
Finally, UA-cam has granted me the savior all mankind.
lmao at 1:46 Robert Lasardo still cracks me up, the way he calls segal a punk and ordering his boys to kick segals ass, all while he does nothing and standing on the sidelines, behind his boys lol
Thanks for sharing!
I love it. Especially, the 'pretending-to-be-bold-yet-timid' thug at 1.46!
I love Steven Seagal. His fight scenes would make me cringe in pain for that poor soul. Especially the scenes that involved the pool ball wrapped in a cloth. Ouch!!!
Seagal liked to add an element of realism to truly capture the emotions in his scenes. So he used a real pool ball without telling the other actors.
Patrick Doucette Wait, did he really?!
Rules for fighting seagal
1. Do not fight him in hand to hand combat. you WILL lose
2. Do not fight him with knives, sticks, or any melee weapons
3. Do not and I mean DO NOT fight him in the kitchen
:) lol
Do not use guns because he will make you eat it.
LoL. Yo, I made a 'part 2' video of him, check it out please.
Dont fight him If you dont like have your bones broken
Love Steven Seagal! Thanks for making this video and posting!
He was lethal, and then... he got older and fatter :-(
+SolAlbus HE'S STILL LETHAL TO MOST PEOPLE
Rick Ryker
Maybe, but today he's a very pale comparison to his younger self and it aint because of age, he simply did not maintain himself.
Yeah , bummer for him
+SolAlbus and attitude changed because he gets paid big bucks to looj tough. at one time he may have had talent but now, time to retire dude !!!
his farts are very lethal now
Missing the best fight scene of all:
Against the Jamaicans in that Jewelry Store from MARKED FOR DEATH.
That’s pee on yourself funny.
And when he takes out Richie Madano.
when he breaks the Jamaicans arm......actually I like the hotel scene with Jimmy Fingers.....Above the Law had a couple of cool scenes too
It was about time someone should mention Seagal's best movie!
@@mihalycsizmadia446 ABSOLUTELY 💯
Seagal The first non Japanese master in Aikido............Take that to the bank.
But who has he defeated?
the world
his pony tail alone can kick ass
alan anderson he's Native American
...the blood bank
Holy shit the constant camera cuts. Can’t believe I used to love these movies as a kid.
Steven Seagal knows how to do slap boxing!
4:21. "Stunt Man!", lol!
Its doll
Ah, the legendary Steven Seagal movies where it's illegal to shot someone out of arm's reach... lol
Lol, Steven Seagull always quacks me up. 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅
0:36 That triple "BONG" was legendary man
Haha that scene was hilarious. Laughed my ass off at that. The look of the guy still eating casually. "Oooof, that hurt, don't disturb me while I'm eating".
Steven Seagal is the best Steven Seagal in the World!
And thank God he's the only one.
remember this.....
Tommy Lee Jones, the only human that put a scratch on Steven Seagal....
JLord no that's not correct watch *nico, hard to kill to name a few. Great action flicks as well
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Si es verdad ...... Tommy lee es el mejor creo ☺☺
Screwface from Marked for Death beat him up pretty good
The ability to fight in such a way that you don't get punched is mind blowing!
Good memories, his early stuff was awesome, best fight scenes ever.
Steven Seagal's chiropractic adjustments.
zoo stupormundi moo
Jean Claude Van Damme can kill Steven Segal in less than a minute
I guessneed a good relaxing massage after watching all of this!!!!
Very nice. Things that help you let go of a hard day. 🎯💯🤙🏼🍻😎
I watched this video, now I like Steven Seagal.
Check out Part 2 please it's even better" ua-cam.com/video/igZBUvv8CEQ/v-deo.html
Steven Seagal is the only action hero in whose movies you feel sorry for the bad guys.
Yep, hey Thanks for Watching! Please see Part 2:ua-cam.com/video/igZBUvv8CEQ/v-deo.html
Yes hahaha, Seagal's like 6' 4" .. just think of charging at a brick wall like that lol, youd have to be touched in the head :P
ToeCutter Tony Yaa in Ong Bak 2 caused the same feeling.
No, I feel sorry for the audience that has to put up with this Narcissist. All his recent movies go right to the "buck bin" in the stores because you can only take so much of him beating people up the same old way. Plus he's turned into a lard ass on top of it.
@@justafanintexas7913 I like to remember him from the films that were actually good ie Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked For Death, Out for Justice, and Under Siege ie the heyday of his career. The stuff afterwards was mediocre to downright garbage.
I miss the 80s 😞
y'know... if i wouldnt know the actor's reputation, these fight sequences are actually quite decent for their years.
For their years? In those days you had Jackie Chan films with superb careography, little cuts and real stunt scenes. The bar was higher than what is acceptable today.
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excepts nobody saying all fights are have to be as good as jackie chan's otherwise they are unacceptable
with that excuse we would also have to dislike bruce willis, sylvester stallone or arnold schwarzenegger's fights that take place same years.
Steven Seagal...bane of windows and furniture everywhere.
He was the man of his time. Hey would you Sub for a sub?
Seeing Seagal take down that CIA/ Drug Lord in Above the Law was epic.
"you think your above the law?...not my law"
The fight with the cueball is the most memorable 😂😂
that's what he's best at,
don't get too close with that
"I'm training myself to snatch pistols out of holsters"
dead prez
Why does Seagal never get hit? Like ever..
Lance Cryor Because he's Steven Seagal.
Cause he has native blood in him. ;)
Yes, but it has no effect on him
Lance Cryor He did get hit with pool stick. Whatch video again.
check 2:37 the only hit that he received hehe
this guys a badass what could those ufc guys do against him?
LoL , Thank you for Watching, please see part 2:ua-cam.com/video/igZBUvv8CEQ/v-deo.html
in real life or in a movie?
definantly they would kill him
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Yes but they train like 6 hours a day 5 days a week to compete at the very highest level of a combat sport with very little rules. You put them in a life and death situation where they don't have to follow the rules and I guarantee you they won't. Also a typical mma gym has guys from all differnt backgrounds and styles. It would be ignorant to assume a UFC fighter couldnt differintiate the ring from the street. I've done traditional martial arts in my youth and have sparred against pro MMA fighters I can tell you most traditional guys who downplay MMA have no clue what they are talking about.
-Adolf Hitler, keyboard warrior
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Would just like to add I enjoy Steven Segal films ;-)
The small knife fight was hilarious. I can't believe I used to watch these movies with my dad as a kid. Most these scenes are just hilarious now.
There’s nothing funny about a knife fight, son.
I ❤️ the last line! That was Oscar stuff right there!
STEVEN SEGAL, ONE OF THE FINEST ACTION ACTOR PRODUCED BY HOLLYWOOD, THIS GUY IS AMAZING, THE MOVES ARE PERPLEXING. A COMPLETE JOY TO WATCH.
Yes he is, Please watch my Part 2 of Steven Seagal, its link is up above in the description box. Thanks for viewing.
i disagree . this action scenes sucks ass compare to jackie chan's or bruce lee's
Igorek bitw yuuuk cmon bruce in fucking 1970 his movie was bad!! lol and for jackie its comedy not action like seagal next time plz educate youself before a comment im sure you are asian lol bcz you make non sens at all
jesus sons no i am russian actually )
well , i am talking about some certain reality in the fight... i know its just a film , but come on!
1 vs 10 profi fight and this guy beat their asses , without a single scratch .
and dont talk about Seagal's fighting skills - his aikido techniques is perfect for sure ... but this is certainly unrealistic and boring fightning scenes
@@igorekbitw6911 I don't know man. Seagal's movies in his prime were excellent. So were Van Damme's. Chan and Lee films were great to but they didn't corner the market on great action scenes by any stretch of the imagination.
Nicely-edited mix!
The camera cuts more than him ever thinking about exercise.
-The dude is 70 years old now, and suffer from diseases, of course he is out of shape like everyone is going to be (even you) in the future.
-All action movies have camera cuts. The problem is when cuts don't let you undestand what the fuck is happening (like Liam Nison's movies). Seagal's movies (at least the ones he made when he was younger) show you everything and let you undestand what is happening.
All the "let's hate Seagal wagoon" is so stupid...
O rany,ile razy oglądałem jego filmy.😊