"That's the guys from Twilight. Can't fool me. Though maybe if he was in Harry Potter someone would've killed him." **Jordan looks into camera** "Someone would've killed him."
Despite never reading the books, Burnie was able to provide an accurate synopsis of about half of the series with his answer to the Goblet of Fire question
So true. Essentially every plot is “he almost doesn’t solve it but then he does with wits.” Usually they’re Hermione’s wits, to be fair, but that’s about the long and short of it. Though I want someone to write a series-length fanfic about Fred, Ron’s evil ancient brother who was rejected from Hogwarts back in the 1890s and has been seeking revenge ever since. (Spoiler alert: they defeat him with wits.)
i know im late, idc xD dont listen to that idiot lol you were right, "de" in french is used to mean "of" or "from" so "deMort" would translate his name to "Vincent of Death." "la mort" translates literally to "the death"
Liam Walsh They tried to do a science interview with Brandon, but instead of stabbing in the dark, he just kept saying "I don't know" because Brandon isn't funny.
No no no, the order goes you, then me, then Simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons, me, me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you, me, then me again. It makes perfect sense.
Alex Banks Also, for all true nerds, let me just point out: In the episode I just quoted, Sarge calls for "Constant vigilance." How's that for full circle?
Ok... It's hilarious... but I can't tell if Burnie actually believed in his answers... He was a little too serious. For answer that far off usually someone would show more doubt.
The way that Jordan looks at the camera, like when Burnie said that someone would have killed Robert Pattinson, is hilarious because it's like he's nodding to the audience that does know the answer.
god if Voldemort had the cast of Soul Eater as his minions it would have been 1 book and Voldemort wins everyone else has been shot, impaled, or cut in half
Crystal Beck Its not, Burnie talked about it in an RT Podcast, It was completely a surprise, and he really knows next to nothing about Harry Potter, it is a little edited, and he did say he made some of his answers a little more entertaining, but for the most part, it is real, and he really knowns very little about Harry Potter.
Crystal Beck It's not that Burnie wants it to be entertaining(Which he does because it's his job!), it's that the contestants on this show aren't allowed to say "I don't know."
1. Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin 2. Tom Marvolo Riddle 3. Death Eaters 4. Connects you to Voldemort 5. A cup holding the pieces of parchment of the canditates for the Triwizard Tournament. 6. He died. 7 + 8.Dumbledore. 9. Cedric Diggory (Had to google the first name though). 10. Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry Potter. 11. Talk to snakes. 12. Girls bathroom. 13. Muggleborn. 14. Spiders 15. Turn into other people temporarily. 16. Lilly Evans, Harrys mother. 17. Can't remember. (Is something happening to the Whomping Willow?) 18. Powerful wizards banding together to fight against Voldemort. ^Yes, I am that kind of a motherfucker, ladies and gents.
A couple of things happen to the Whomping Willow. Ron and Harry crash into it with the flying car they take to Hogwarts in their second year, for starters. It also attacks Harry, Ron, and Hermione in their third year, and it guards a secret passage that leads into the Shrieking Shack in Hogsmeade. ...Can't really remember why the passage is there, though.
They talk about it in the podcasts This one was accidentally spoiled for Burnie like 10 minutes before he was gonna be on set because he thought he was going to be interviewing Jordan by Kara let it slip that Jordan was actually interviewing him
1.hufflepuff,ravenclaw,griffendor,slitherin 2.tom mavlo gaunt riddle 3.death eaters 4. you can comunicate with the dark lord 5.the goblet of fire is an object used to pick the triwizard champians 6.Fred died by lord voldemort Visual aids 1.dumbledore 2.dumbledore 3.Cedric Diggory 4.harry potter RAPID FIRE 1.a parceltounge means you can talk to snakes 2. moaning murtle lives in the broken toilet on the second floor girls bathroom 3.a mudblood is what purebloods call muggleborn witches and wizards 4. ron is most afriad of spiders 5.polyjuice is a potion that makes you look like a person that you arent 6.snape 'fell' in love with lilly potter 7. the womping willow was hit by a flying car 8. the order of the phoenix is basically group against lord voldemort like if im right
I really wanna see some "behind the scenes" videos for these!! Burnie's reaction to Kara's "north" answer for the Back to the Future question would be priceless.
It's like most comedy shows or skits. They ask a question and he answers with various ones and they cut the best together. It's still funny no matter how it's made.
10 Points to whoever can get these 1. What do you get when you add powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood. 2. Where would you look if you wanted to find a Bezoar, and what does a Bezoar do? 3. What is the difference between Monkshood and Wolfsbane, and what does Aconite have to do with them?
*in response to the picture of edward cullen* 'its a shame he wasnt in the books, someone would have killed him' *looks into camera* somebody would have killed him *smile* i lost my shit laughing
I know what you mean. My sister sent me the link to this being like, "This is perfect for you!" And I'm just sitting here like, "Why. Why have you done this. I ... I don't ... *curls up in fetal position* I JUST ... I DON'T KNOW! *cries internally*"
DarknessXER It's just ... this is my life and soul. And to see one would be so flippant about it ... *sobs* I do get the point of the video, though, and I'm in no way Sirius (*wink*) about my response.
"Somebody would have killed him.." *deadpan stare into camera*
WHEN JORDAN LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA AND SAID, "Somebody would've killed him." I LOST IT.
same
Yup
Clare Weasley everytime
"That's the guys from Twilight. Can't fool me. Though maybe if he was in Harry Potter someone would've killed him." **Jordan looks into camera** "Someone would've killed him."
And now....he's the new Batman...
Despite never reading the books, Burnie was able to provide an accurate synopsis of about half of the series with his answer to the Goblet of Fire question
How? lol
Rok Fish With wits
So true. Essentially every plot is “he almost doesn’t solve it but then he does with wits.” Usually they’re Hermione’s wits, to be fair, but that’s about the long and short of it.
Though I want someone to write a series-length fanfic about Fred, Ron’s evil ancient brother who was rejected from Hogwarts back in the 1890s and has been seeking revenge ever since. (Spoiler alert: they defeat him with wits.)
Nuclear Turtle Lol, Yeah, when you think about it, It really does.
"give him a sock and he'll go crazy" haha I laughed so hard
When he said jiggly puff was one of the houses at Hogwarts I nearly died of laughter
+Zigzag Prodigyy I did too
So did I
You can see Jordan laughing when the camera is over his shoulder
Zigzag Prodigyy when you graduate you can go to wigglytuff
Picture of Michael Gambon's Dumbledore: "That's Dumbledore."
Picture of Richard Harris' Dumbledore: "That's Fred Weasley."
Wasn't it Fred Weasley?
Ah se mamo
Vincent DeMort
oh god im dying
Wouldn't De Mort mean "of death" or "from death" in French? lol
+barbaro267 la mort = death
thatdave1324guy Darn...so close haha
i know im late, idc xD dont listen to that idiot lol
you were right, "de" in french is used to mean "of" or "from" so "deMort" would translate his name to "Vincent of Death."
"la mort" translates literally to "the death"
Makes people turn into clones... of themselves.
I... what. What is even... what?
+JuliusMonge As Burnie said, what does that mean?!
Burnie accidentally told the truth about Gavin XD
arlo9875 zz
"Somebody would have killed him" XD
The irony in the Robert Pattinson bit was spectacular.
"Someone would have killed him"
"give him a sock and he goes crazy"
Speaking of sox, Burnie's yellow sox totally rock!
mmmmMMMHHHHH... 10 points to Rooster Teeth
lol
Profezor Snayp Lol I'm dying XD
I think you mean jigglypuff
RoosterTeeth wins the house cup jajajajajaj
I want to read burnie 's version
okay, so the four houses of hogwarts are slytherin, gryffindor, house baratheon and jigglypuff.
Someone please draw Voldemort in plaid chopping down the whomping willow with an axe.
AHAHAHAHAHAGAH "Guy from twilight would've been killed by Voldemort" the fact that he's right is comical
Well technically, Peter Pettigrew killed him only because Voldermort told him too
Thats not what he said and also not true
i agree
Lol the Edward Cullen one. At first I was like, yea random curveball,... oh wait a second, OH YEA, lol.
Polyjuice potion makes you turn into clones...should've stopped there Burnie
eh, he was close enough
I mean basically it turns you into clones of other people (magically)
2:08 HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA WHILE HE DESTROYS OUR HAPPINESS
Lost my shit at the order of the phoenix XD
The dude from Twilight would be good in Harry Potter because someone would have killed him...one of the many great things in Harry Potter!
This is me answering one of my professors questions during the practical exam. I just come out with filler answers and hope one of them hit home LOL
I love how he obviously has no idea who Fred is, but since it was the only name Jordan provided him with, he just latches on to it.
Gus VS Doctor Who would be funny.
Brandon vs Doctor Who would be funnier
But he has seen the show and would know a lot more than Gus.
The podcast would say differently
Liam Walsh They tried to do a science interview with Brandon, but instead of stabbing in the dark, he just kept saying "I don't know" because Brandon isn't funny.
Im not being literal, Im making a joke in reference to the podcast.
I can never tell if this show is faked.
They talked about it on a podcast once, it's actually not. They just have a rule where the person being questioned can't say "I don't know"
Things that I learned from this video; smile, sit up straight, look engaged and all will end happily ever after (at least if your name is Burnie).
3:35 to 3:43
.....
OBJECTION!
The order goes Red, Blue, Green, Black, THEN Phoenix Wright. Without Phoenix, there would be no... LAW AND ORDER.
No no no, the order goes you, then me, then Simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons, me, me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you, me, then me again. It makes perfect sense.
Alex Banks
Also, for all true nerds, let me just point out: In the episode I just quoted, Sarge calls for "Constant vigilance." How's that for full circle?
this is the greatest RT video I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time
Burnie is the best hahahaha funny as fuck
I know this has been asked a thousand times before but where the fuck are Burnie's shoes?
SullySadface I think it's just kind of an unspoken joke that he just never wears them in these.
He almost never wears his shoes he says why in some videos but I can't remember
+Crimson Steele on an episode of On the Spot Burnie mentions he has some kind of foot problem but he didn't want to talk about it
His answer to the "who does snape fall in love with" question! sooo funny :D
Ok... It's hilarious... but I can't tell if Burnie actually believed in his answers... He was a little too serious. For answer that far off usually someone would show more doubt.
0:31 watch Burnie's clipboard magically disappear! Clearly he's been training at Hogwarts.
"What happened to Ron's brother, Fred?" *Cries*
"You give him a sock and he goes crazy" omg
Why isn't this show still a thing. Comedy gold!
Give dobby a sock and he goes crazy
The way that Jordan looks at the camera, like when Burnie said that someone would have killed Robert Pattinson, is hilarious because it's like he's nodding to the audience that does know the answer.
after this video I use "with wits" for everything 😂
As the hugest Harry Potter fan, I was laughing so hard
Was anyone else besides me answering the questions too?
I was to
I was too.
I was tooo
I was but for some reason I forgot all the answers, so when Jordan asked what was Voldemort real name I said Tom Hiddleston...Then I stopped.
MrKennyCakemouth oh hay look, i just found a comment from myself 5/6 months or so ago, thats cool
House Baratheon is one of the more respected houses at Hogwarts.
I lost it at his answer to the Order of the Phoenix XD Very well done RT!
Hahahaha, soul eater. Someone's been spending too much time with Kerry
god if Voldemort had the cast of Soul Eater as his minions it would have been 1 book and Voldemort wins everyone else has been shot, impaled, or cut in half
I'd watch that more than I watch harry potter
Wrong. The four houses are Lannister, Stark, Baratheon, and Targaryen.
f u
and maybe its not.
so there
looooooser
and stfu
I was attempting to make a funny joke, and unless you believe that those actually are the houses, it was a joke. If not, see prev. comment
Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter though. He was Cedric Diggory, the chap that got killed by Voldemort during the Goblet of Fire.
it's funny cuz he actually got it right
Yeah every time they get answers wrong they say they got it right anyways
So oblivious of the wizardry world that Vernon Dursley would give the man a hug......
What is the Goblet of Fire?
The Goblet of Fire is a cup, that is on fire.
This so has to be fake XD it hurt to watch this being a Harry potter nerd
Crystal Beck Its not, Burnie talked about it in an RT Podcast, It was completely a surprise, and he really knows next to nothing about Harry Potter, it is a little edited, and he did say he made some of his answers a little more entertaining, but for the most part, it is real, and he really knowns very little about Harry Potter.
Crystal Beck It's not that Burnie wants it to be entertaining(Which he does because it's his job!), it's that the contestants on this show aren't allowed to say "I don't know."
Double posted, my apologies.
+Crystal Beck This was really hard for me to watch...(I'm also a Harry Potter nerd)
+Greene _ Do you know which podcast he talked about it in ?
Wait...... Soul eaters?.......as in the anime?......... Called soul eater?
soul eater is a generic name....
I lost it when Burnie said "somebody would have killed him" and then Jordan's face is just hilarious!
1. Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin
2. Tom Marvolo Riddle
3. Death Eaters
4. Connects you to Voldemort
5. A cup holding the pieces of parchment of the canditates for the Triwizard Tournament.
6. He died.
7 + 8.Dumbledore.
9. Cedric Diggory (Had to google the first name though).
10. Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry Potter.
11. Talk to snakes.
12. Girls bathroom.
13. Muggleborn.
14. Spiders
15. Turn into other people temporarily.
16. Lilly Evans, Harrys mother.
17. Can't remember. (Is something happening to the Whomping Willow?)
18. Powerful wizards banding together to fight against Voldemort.
^Yes, I am that kind of a motherfucker, ladies and gents.
A couple of things happen to the Whomping Willow. Ron and Harry crash into it with the flying car they take to Hogwarts in their second year, for starters. It also attacks Harry, Ron, and Hermione in their third year, and it guards a secret passage that leads into the Shrieking Shack in Hogsmeade. ...Can't really remember why the passage is there, though.
***** so that lupin could go to the shack when he turned into a werewolf each month
I can't tell if these are rigged or not
They talk about it in the podcasts
This one was accidentally spoiled for Burnie like 10 minutes before he was gonna be on set because he thought he was going to be interviewing Jordan by Kara let it slip that Jordan was actually interviewing him
Either ways it makes me cringe :L
no the thing is even if they dont know the awnser they must say the first thing that comes to their mind. thats why the awnsers end up sounding dumb
1.hufflepuff,ravenclaw,griffendor,slitherin
2.tom mavlo gaunt riddle
3.death eaters
4. you can comunicate with the dark lord
5.the goblet of fire is an object used to pick the triwizard champians
6.Fred died by lord voldemort
Visual aids
1.dumbledore
2.dumbledore
3.Cedric Diggory
4.harry potter
RAPID FIRE
1.a parceltounge means you can talk to snakes
2. moaning murtle lives in the broken toilet on the second floor girls bathroom
3.a mudblood is what purebloods call muggleborn witches and wizards
4. ron is most afriad of spiders
5.polyjuice is a potion that makes you look like a person that you arent
6.snape 'fell' in love with lilly potter
7. the womping willow was hit by a flying car
8. the order of the phoenix is basically group against lord voldemort
like if im right
Wait, Fred died?
Yea in the last movie
he looks like zachary quinto.. idk if i got the name right, but yeah. that guy.
"There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or...Jigglypuff."
YOU SIR
YOU ARE TOTALLY AWESOME
I'M A GIRL BUT IM STILL TAKING THE COMPLIMENT SO THANKS
I'M SORRY I JUST ASSUMED BECAUSE ALEX
I'm in Jigglypuff
Vincent DeMort looool
Sorting hat: JIGGLYPUFF!
Kid in hat: F***!
Jigglypuff? Its Hufflepuff not Jigglypuff.
good one
I bet you're real fun at parties.
i thought it was wigglytuff
No its Jumpluff! Wait, no it's Igglybuff!
It's Pufflehuff. Wait, no, that's a Digimon. I don't know, I'm not that into Lord of the Rings.
Burnie's outfit (socks included) almost made me laugh harder than his answers to the questions, and I was laughing pretty hard at the answers!
Never noticed the insane stereo width on the old intros until now.
he's so confident in his answers I can't deal with this
the order of the phoenix part killed me
so funny when he says 'what does parsoul tongue do?' 'helps you deliver parsels' hahahahahaha
I love when Jordan looks into the camera. He knows what we're all thinking.
I keep coming back to this. This is perfect
Jordan's facial expressions in this are gold :D
Jordan doing a Jim Halpert face at 2:08 hahahaha! :D
LMAOO "Thats fred weasley"
"Give him a sock and he goes crazy." haha i died when he said that
I couldn't stop laughing when he showed him a picture of Robert Patterson "That's the guy from Twilight you can't fool me" xDD
It’s April 19, 2020 and it’s great to watch the old classics again!!!!
They should just make a whole season of RT Shorts with just these guys!
That look when he said that all the characters were "memorable" was great :P
I just love the "He doesn't like to talk about it..."
The thing about Edward and Voldemort killing him I lost it XD
Best descriptions of the Harry Potter series I've ever heard. Thank you Burnie!! :D
This was absolutely hilarious. Heard you mention it on one of the RT Podcasts, and had to check it out. Keep it alive!
I really wanna see some "behind the scenes" videos for these!! Burnie's reaction to Kara's "north" answer for the Back to the Future question would be priceless.
It's like most comedy shows or skits. They ask a question and he answers with various ones and they cut the best together. It's still funny no matter how it's made.
I fucking lost it at 'ya, somebody would've killed him'
I laughed super hard every time that Burnie said something about Fred omg XD
10 Points to whoever can get these
1. What do you get when you add powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood.
2. Where would you look if you wanted to find a Bezoar, and what does a Bezoar do?
3. What is the difference between Monkshood and Wolfsbane, and what does Aconite have to do with them?
He is actually right about the number of books and extra movie is in the works for Fantastical Beasts and Where to Find Them. He is just a true fan.
*in response to the picture of edward cullen*
'its a shame he wasnt in the books, someone would have killed him'
*looks into camera* somebody would have killed him *smile*
i lost my shit laughing
I would totally buy Burnie's version of Harry Potter....All 8 books! :D
there are 7 books but the 7th one was large so they made it into a two part movie
"You give him a sock and he goes crazy" xD hahaha
haha "yes, someone would have killed him" favorite part
They should really stop doing videos like this.
It is really testing my commitment to my fandoms.
I know what you mean. My sister sent me the link to this being like, "This is perfect for you!" And I'm just sitting here like, "Why. Why have you done this. I ... I don't ... *curls up in fetal position* I JUST ... I DON'T KNOW! *cries internally*"
Danneyland You probably just take it too seriously. Yup
DarknessXER
It's just ... this is my life and soul. And to see one would be so flippant about it ... *sobs*
I do get the point of the video, though, and I'm in no way Sirius (*wink*) about my response.
Bring these back!
I laughed when he said "Ha, thats the Twilight guy, cant fool me!" But he is in the Goblet Of Fire xD
This was my favourite short it had me laughing every second. BLOODY HILARIOUS
I liked how they were just sitting there trolling each other
IT HURTS! IT JUST HURTS!
2013 me: Bullshit
2015 me: Funny like Jack Shish-kabobed.
2:07 That smile.
jordans face is like "dont punch me, ever"
I like these improv ones.
Me too sadly they dont do them anymore, even kara's was OK even though she didnt really play along with the jokes too much