@@ericsmith1517 most of you humans aren't even worth the matter that your bodies are composed of, let's be frank (corpos aren't excluded from this, btw)... go on, be a slave of your own stupidity, a soft target, a collateral damage, a number, a notch,...
Cue Rick Trager from Outlast. "There. Better now, right? Do you understand what we achieved here? We made the consumer into the means of production. This thing is going to sell itself!"
Yoda: the force is all around us, it's in the rock, in the droid, in your boner...you know the one for that hoochie in those tight jeans on Twitch..... George: CUT!!!! cut cut cut!!! Frank Oz: oh, I'm sorry george, i was out of character....
Well, if you consider that all things that have matter are made of atoms, then he's not wrong. But at the same time since the only time other people think along those lines is when you point that split hair out to them, and every other time you just get a 'WTF are you talking about' look, he's simply full of shit and is hoping to get people to give him your money.
My grandmother told me a story about a snake oil salesman. when she was a young girl back in 1910 she lived in a small town in Arizona (she had an elder sister married to an engineer working on the Roosevelt dam at the time). Anyway, there was a guy that travelled into town who sold fake medicine from a cart pulled by a donkey, and on the side of the cart a poster said -"guaranteed to cure cough's, colds, sore holes and inflammation of the paps".
"MOnEy Is EnERgy." Yeah, forget food, water and natural sunlight--things that ACTUALLY gives us living human beings energy. Money is WAAAAAAAAAAY more important.
You can exchange money for food the same way you can exchange potential energy into kinetic energy. The way of transaction is different, for the first one you give some person money in exchange for food. The other is like sitting at the top of a slide and using gravity to exchange your height into velocity
Bruh there's literally a very famous phrase "Time is money" which is even more insane if you actually think about it. Time is arguably the most important resource any of us has, and there is no two way exchange rate between hours and dollars. If you're insanely rich you can get access to medicines and treatments that can *maybe* drag the last couple years of your life out a little bit longer. That's about it. tl;dr humans overvalue money like a mofo
You know why you are not rich? Because when you get money you need things... Things like tires, oil changes, gas for work, deposit for moving, etc. But then life gets to you, and then you want a drink, a smoke, you want a nice dinner... That's why we don't have money...
Why we have to spend our money on the exact same things right now? Had to get 4 new tires last month, a full tank of gas for work everyday, oil change every 3 weeks, and I'm in the middle of moving right now. I think I hate moving more than doing just about anything else in life.
I used to believe all this stuff (and yes, I'm a girl). My wake call was when I payed $300 for a PNL session to "remove money blocks" and all the instructor did was tell me to imagine that I had more money. Hardest and most expensive lesson I ever had to learn was that no one can help you, you have to help yourself.
Nah bro! you ARE a million bucks! Energy can't be denied. It is going all around. Flying in circles waiting for you to....fly.....with ....it......I think.
It reminds me of that "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" thing that the only reason you are broke is because you are not working hard enough. If that were true, people like Gundam and these people breaking their backs at the docks would be rich.
Gregory Mandara Fun fact; to a company like Amazon or Walmart, an employees death will cost approximately one million dollars. If they can make more then that off your death, they may kill you for profit.
@@MrYelly ah, so you don't know the difference between a toxin, a venom, and poison, then (and don't talk s**t about my pet snails, because they're kawaii as f**k, lookin' like bunnies, actin' like cats)
@@Luke-vg7ut Batteries have one of the lowest energy densities. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_density#/media/File:Energy_density.svg See that lithium ion in the lower left corner? It is terrible.
I think I get what he's trying to say. Money stays where it's invited. Meaning you're not sending it away or spending it. So the secret of having money is not spending it! Looks like I'm moving into the wilderness and eating grass!
I’ve been doing this all wrong. I should be selling metaphysical “concepts” as a guru instead of working on a loading dock telling people to unfu** themselves, and take responsibility for there actions.
so if I wanna get rich all I need to do is put my hands up in the air, and harness all the energy from nature and turn it into the Money Bomb to throw at Frieza?
I usually like to partake in "thought energy" right after my first breatharian meal of the day. A breatharian diet is important because money is energy and we are energy so who needs stinking dirty rotten food when we can just breath and get energy from money.
@Eternal Cowboy It depends what kind of labor you can provide. If you are just flipping burgers, thats not as valuable as someone working on engineering projects designing complicated and complex machinery. In the end owning your own business is still providing labor for people using your business.
People enjoy the fantasy because the fantasy is easy. The reality is hard. Work, save, invest, avoid debt, impulse denial, delayed gratification, driving used cars for decades, living below your means, taking modest vacations. But if you keep at it, and are a little lucky, playing the long game can pay off.
He really feels like the kind of people who take loans to afford expensive stuff and investments, feel high from feeling mighty, only to crash in a couple of year when senior bank official comes to collect.
"Money goes where it is invited and welcome to stay" I formally invite one trillion dollars to my bank account in its welcome to stay there. ....................................
if every person on the planet would send you a one dollar, tho' (they'd not become poor from it, and you'd become rich as f**k - that's how stupid money really is)
Nope, if you think he earned that money by earning that 500k before opening a business, ohhhhh boy, he was given 500k, almost wrecked the business, given a silver platter handed to him by another guy that told him this thing might be big, and tada, no work needed to be done. During that whole process, he was given tax breaks after tax breaks for years because his business was shit. Any business that ran like that should have been bankrupt and thrown out within a few years, so basically like Trump that gets cranky if his way isn't given. 99% of what is amazon is on the backs of poor people.
6:29 Actually, that's a thing. It's called living in a delusional state. Where you reject reality and live in your own little delusional world where you are richer than Jeff Bezos. It's your own little fantasy world. That has nothing to do with reality.
kinda sounds like that thing when you think you're the only real person and everyone else is but a figment of your imagination... also the "I reject your reality and substitute your own" (popularized, but not invented by one of the mythbusters)
if the so calld "law of attraction" exists (it doesn't), it works in the exact opposite way than is advertized - more I want something, the further away from me it gets (I hate "the secret" with a burning passion, btw - not that I tried it or anything, I'm not that stupid... Shit's infuriating, especially the "when you get cancer, tell yourself you don't have cancer and you'll get cured", oof!)
I can relate to the frosted roach flakes story. When I was younger, I'll never forget the day I got a roach bread loaf. What's that, you ask? Imagine cinnamon raisin bread, but the raisins are dead roaches. AN ENTIRE "FRESH" LOAF, too.
I had a stroke watching this guy...I my heart actually broke... And again, this manifestation stuff just reminds me of the orcs of Warhammer. "This vehicle is red which makes it go faster!" But that actually works for them
I love the moments between him trying to sell you his BS when he looks around the room like he’s saying to himself “ what do I say next” or “yeah right”, even he doesn’t believe his BS....
Yeah I hate having good morals and a conscious sometimes.... so many idiots and I could be taking in thousands a month scamming those idiots, but then I coudlnt sleep at night. The struggles lmao
It's pretty simple. Dave Ramsay talks about. You want money? Work more. Spend less. Dont take out loans. Pay attention. Gain a marketable skill. That doesnt mean "go to college on a loan". It means LEARN A SKILL! People will pay you to learn to drive a truck! Or to learn to weld! Skip out on those History and Literature degrees unless you are in the top 2% of your class!
Money is a representation of the worth of your time. Time is Money. A doctor makes more of this stuff, because he has a very specific skillset that took a long time to develop. If you are working as a barista, you make less of this "money" thing because I can learn the job in an afternoon. Now, obviously, there are exceptions to this. Sports, for example. The skill that you are being compensated for is one that is really not taught, but rather is scarce. The ability to hit a round ball with a round stick, and to hit very far, is a rare skill that others value so much they want to spend their time and money to observe this skill. I could go on, but I have to get back to work. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Before I watched, I was thinking it would be like: "gold is money where humans would put energy to mine when there was no more productive use of their energy, 'storing' it to be deployed into the economy when it could be more productively used later". But nope.
Also "You may call the Snake oil Salesman, a swindler, a shyster, a conman, a liar. but call him for what he truly is by his name, *A Snake-Oil Salesman* and watch as he cries out, while he attempts to strike you down for exposing him truly".
@@NoName-rl3fh kinda my point in a way.. don’t wanna make him look dumb but money is a form of energy. It circulates as energy does. You can do more with more money just as a lightbulb can shine brighter with more energy. Until it shatters even. It’s a metaphor not to be taken as literal as this video I think... Btw I absolutely love ItsAGundam. He’s 🐐
Dj Phildeez, yeah, that's what I've first thought of at the beginning, but when he's started talking about frequencies and crap that's when I knew for sure it was self help mumbo jumbo.
Money is not welcome in my house. Every time it gets in, I immediately kick it out to buy food, pay bills... no money is allowed to stay and get comfortable.
My take away from this, is Goku from Dragonball is the biggest mooch in any media ever! Man throws his hands up in the air demanding energy from all forms of life! Pfft in GT he took energy from the entire universe! Man makes DSP seem like a saint.....
Oh man he has $1,000? Guy must be balling. I haven’t seen that much since half of my last paycheck. 🤣 I’m still poor as shit but I earn money like crazy. My issue is I keep spending it. Drugs and video games aren’t cheep my friends.
Alright hear me out Set up automatic withdrawals into a savings account so you hide it from yourself, Therefore you can then spend your drug and game money but also save a little :'D
Money is like a vampire ...
It can't enter your house unless you invite it.
And it burns up in the light of the sun.
😧
The money's a vampire. Despite all my rage I'm still making minimum wage.
@@rkgaustin LOL, love the Smashing Pumpkins reference.
You have violated the fucking law.
Had to add extra music over him talking to avoid copyrights sorry.
He does look like a stalker.
Infinite waters is a similar type of snake oil salesmen but with a new age twist. Says money is just energy bro
You are money XD I had to pause the vid after that shit I couldn't stop laughing 😂
No worry's clown thx for making us laugh lol
Made it more tolerable
"They'll believe me if I have lots of unread books in the background!"
KnOwLeDGe
You're blowing my mind Frank.
One of best comments I've seen in a while. Very true mate.
@TwoOne OneZero with the right frequency, you could turn yourself into a book then later into paper which in turn, turns you into money.
Lol does it count if mine is covered in Dresden files and gotrek?
I had a dude friend just like this... his wife cheated on him, then he lost his job energy and his house energy.
so, you could say, that _his wife had a boyfriend_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"you are money"
Is that human trafficking victims hear as the last thing before getting kidnapped?
Well in that scenario. They most definitely are money🤣
"You are MONEY."
Yes, that's how the government and companies see me.
i honestly think they see us as raw materials to be used up to produce whatever they want
@@ericsmith1517 most of you humans aren't even worth the matter that your bodies are composed of, let's be frank (corpos aren't excluded from this, btw)... go on, be a slave of your own stupidity, a soft target, a collateral damage, a number, a notch,...
@@ArinJager1 This makes you sound like an alien watching a tv show called florplegore or something where humans do stupid shit
@@ArinJager1 A soft what?
@@ArinJager1 You been playing cyberpunk
"How is your relationship with money?"
long distance.
Its complicated.
About to file for divorce.
One sided love
Its like an NTR hentai
We dont speak any more.
"You Are Money!"
Well, Organs do sell nowadays....
So you selling them kidneys
Especially if you're a uighur
And slaves
Na the chinese destroyed that market. Too many organs now
Cue Rick Trager from Outlast. "There. Better now, right? Do you understand what we achieved here? We made the consumer into the means of production. This thing is going to sell itself!"
"The woman who showed me this dude is gonna be pissed"
Welp there goes Poki x Gundam.
Dude looks like he makes his wife's boyfriend a sandwich, wondering when it'll be his turn. It's never his turn.
Lmfao, this exactly.
Lol you're assuming he has the skill to bag a wife. Pity marriages don't count.
his wife's girlfriend, you mean (and he doesn't have a wife, either)
@@Drums_of_Liberation no but he has a bag in his basement with someone else’s wife tho
"How many people have obsessed over exes and never got them again?"
Oof I didn't come here to be personally attacked.
lmao!
Sniprr
If money is energy, then my bank account is in a state of constant entropy.
🤣🤣🤣#metoo
You sound low energy lmao
Everything is constantly in entropy
@@ethan2090 --- I disagree. Consciousness is a constant.
@@ilovebutterstuff tell that to an Alzheimer's patient
If money is energy, can I pay for Finance Yoda's seminar with AAA batteries?
No AA only lmao
You're gonna need about 500 of those.
AAA batteries are worthless in 2021
Yes, he also takes Google Play gift cards aswell, Infact, he might've already called you from his other job at "Michealsoft tech support"
Yoda: the force is all around us, it's in the rock, in the droid, in your boner...you know the one for that hoochie in those tight jeans on Twitch.....
George: CUT!!!! cut cut cut!!!
Frank Oz: oh, I'm sorry george, i was out of character....
"Money is just energy"
Judging from his face, i'm pretty sure he also thinks "age is just a number"
Well, if you consider that all things that have matter are made of atoms, then he's not wrong. But at the same time since the only time other people think along those lines is when you point that split hair out to them, and every other time you just get a 'WTF are you talking about' look, he's simply full of shit and is hoping to get people to give him your money.
My grandmother told me a story about a snake oil salesman. when she was a young girl back in 1910 she lived in a small town in Arizona (she had an elder sister married to an engineer working on the Roosevelt dam at the time). Anyway, there was a guy that travelled into town who sold fake medicine from a cart pulled by a donkey, and on the side of the cart a poster said -"guaranteed to cure cough's, colds, sore holes and inflammation of the paps".
"MOnEy Is EnERgy."
Yeah, forget food, water and natural sunlight--things that ACTUALLY gives us living human beings energy. Money is WAAAAAAAAAAY more important.
tbf you pay people a currency to expend their energy because your lazy ass can't get 1 of those things lol
I see you also are a man of culture
You can exchange money for food the same way you can exchange potential energy into kinetic energy. The way of transaction is different, for the first one you give some person money in exchange for food. The other is like sitting at the top of a slide and using gravity to exchange your height into velocity
Bruh there's literally a very famous phrase "Time is money" which is even more insane if you actually think about it. Time is arguably the most important resource any of us has, and there is no two way exchange rate between hours and dollars. If you're insanely rich you can get access to medicines and treatments that can *maybe* drag the last couple years of your life out a little bit longer. That's about it.
tl;dr humans overvalue money like a mofo
@@Phoenix0F8 but without money you cant buy food or shelter or clothes
You know why you are not rich?
Because when you get money you need things...
Things like tires, oil changes, gas for work, deposit for moving, etc.
But then life gets to you, and then you want a drink, a smoke, you want a nice dinner...
That's why we don't have money...
I'd say invest but thats looking pretty rigged against us right now.
Why we have to spend our money on the exact same things right now? Had to get 4 new tires last month, a full tank of gas for work everyday, oil change every 3 weeks, and I'm in the middle of moving right now. I think I hate moving more than doing just about anything else in life.
@@shanewebb3341 Turns out the stonks were rigged from the start.
I had no idea that you watch Gundam also :0 Also but proto 0/
Mario spitting facts instead of fireballs. Surreal.
"I don't get why poor people just don't buy more money." - Mitt Romney
Lol. Is that factual?
Haa!🤭
Did he really say that? What conversation would even lead to someone saying that? 😆
I don't think he actually said that but the specific choice of Mitt Romney gives me second thoughta
@@ethan2090 Mitt seems like the kinda guy who'd say that shit to me tbh
Haa!😆
I used to believe all this stuff (and yes, I'm a girl). My wake call was when I payed $300 for a PNL session to "remove money blocks" and all the instructor did was tell me to imagine that I had more money. Hardest and most expensive lesson I ever had to learn was that no one can help you, you have to help yourself.
Are you 'Merican? Because that's what you guys do, right?
"Sometimes women expose me to things." Yeah, Gundam. I've been in those clubs too.
i remember a girl saying : "if you are homeless ... just buy a house !..." 🤣🤣🤣 This guy is worse than that girl 🤣🤣🤣
Taking the expression: "Feelin' like a million bucks." A little to far.
Nah bro! you ARE a million bucks! Energy can't be denied. It is going all around. Flying in circles waiting for you to....fly.....with ....it......I think.
@@nexusdrop7863 Pretty soon you'll be able to 3d print yourself new organs. People are energy and money and shit....
LOVED THIS, starter
“You are money”
*Slaves has entered the chat*
I was thinking organ harvesting, but this is fine too.
So.... investing in old farming equipment?
@@xilpes6254 nah bro, the days of people being the farming equipment are over.
Now people are what is being farmed.
@@UltimatePowa ahh yes. Growing human plants
@@UltimatePowa Even my kidney was made in China.....
It reminds me of that "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" thing that the only reason you are broke is because you are not working hard enough. If that were true, people like Gundam and these people breaking their backs at the docks would be rich.
it reminds me of: "get a job!" like that'll ever get anyone a job (just telling someone to get a job, I mean)
I found this quotable interesting:
"I need that money!
I really do!
I need that money to pay my bills:
The electric bill, the internet bill.."
The government do be giving Energy Stimulus to people, should have just handed out monster energy cans and we'd all be rich lmfao
We'd all be happier with that then the bullshit 600 we got last time.
So long as I get a red one I'm Golden
The only stimulus monster energy we get from government is the one in shape astolfo's monster energy
The number of times I wanted to bash my skull against cement when this "money is energy" guy talks is unreal
Careful, do it too many times and he may start to make sense to your fatally damaged brain.
Hope that guy don't gets in jail, because with those lovely eyes energy, he will circulate that place like money....
And to think I thought he looked like a thumb. Must be that money energy.
He lost his braincells along with his hair. Too much soy.
He's just another scammer/inspirational speaker trying to get more lobsters for dinner.
"It's about the frequency!!"
Ya, it's about how frequently I get my paycheck. The more frequently, the more money I have.
Money is energy. The energy is called a ponzi scheme
With uncontrolled inflation, one day we'll all be millionaires. Of course a big mac will cost $10,000, but who cares - we'll all be millionaires!!!!!
_reverse funnel, because pyramids are so last year_
Pyramid scheme, Pyramid energy !
"YoU ARe MoNeY" sounds like an unholy union of a stoned hippie and a yuppie.
That's how that guy was born
a "Huppie"
There's a distinction?
This guy as an investment advisor: "mOnEY's ChEaP RiGhT nOw"
He sort of looks like bthat too
These guys have caught on to the "not so secret" secret that a rube and his money are easily parted.
"You are money"
This dude straight up sounds like a cult leader.
i'm gonna melt you down stonks
“A fool and his money are soon parted.“ -Benjamin Franklin
“Money is the promise of tomorrow that nature never provides” -ME!
"You are money." Huh...so now selling your soul makes sense.
Everybody has a pricetag in the 21st century!
Gregory Mandara Fun fact; to a company like Amazon or Walmart, an employees death will cost approximately one million dollars. If they can make more then that off your death, they may kill you for profit.
@Joe Edang --- Sure! If that's all you base a human life on!
@@Steve_Johnson_ --- Sounds about right. People have replaced value with dollar signs. It's the only thing they respect anymore.
Nah.. i mean your kidney.
Was gonna correct “Snail Oil” ... but I’m thinking I like that better actually
Except I think snail oil could be a real product using snail slimy stuff
The fool is both slimey and toxic, so either one of the names is warranted.
@@MrYelly ah, so you don't know the difference between a toxin, a venom, and poison, then (and don't talk s**t about my pet snails, because they're kawaii as f**k, lookin' like bunnies, actin' like cats)
I asked if I could pay for my seminar in batteries, as money is energy, and ALL energy is the same!.... he said no
You could sell all those batteries for money and use that money for paying the seminar
@@danieldorn2927 lmao why would i do that? energy is money, batteries hold lots of energy but arent worth much money
@@Luke-vg7ut Batteries have one of the lowest energy densities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_density#/media/File:Energy_density.svg
See that lithium ion in the lower left corner? It is terrible.
TIL that I should get liposuction, and pay my bills in fat.
When he kept going on about thoughts and things what I heard was "Thots are things." and was like "This dude is totally making sense right now..."
People like to be lied to instead of being told the truth
I've always been honest my whole life, probably why I ain't so popular
I think I get what he's trying to say. Money stays where it's invited. Meaning you're not sending it away or spending it. So the secret of having money is not spending it! Looks like I'm moving into the wilderness and eating grass!
I’ve been doing this all wrong. I should be selling metaphysical “concepts” as a guru instead of working on a loading dock telling people to unfu** themselves, and take responsibility for there actions.
That 1:11 mark "I'll tell ya why" was from blackadder. God I loved that show
so if I wanna get rich
all I need to do is put my hands up in the air, and harness all the energy from nature and turn it into the Money Bomb to throw at Frieza?
"You ARE money."
Flashbacks to the retro swing scene back in the 90s when that was the go-to compliment.
Money is energy - filmed in his parents basement.
Edit: "You are money" does that mean I have to sell myself?
Someone has to be willing to buy it. Just saying.....
Just rent, just rent, may I introduce you to TOTH energy???
I hear certain organs go for a lot on the black market
You mean... as a prostitute or an organ trafficking?
@@WrathOfHell999 Both? Both.
Thank you Gundam. If I'm ever lacking in energy, i'll just eat my money.
That talking "egg" is disturbing and creepy looking lol
"Gingers don't have souls." ~ Eric Cartman
Glad I’m not the only one who got that vibe from him
Him saying "When we think thoughts" sent me into a laughing fit idk even know why
I usually like to partake in "thought energy" right after my first breatharian meal of the day. A breatharian diet is important because money is energy and we are energy so who needs stinking dirty rotten food when we can just breath and get energy from money.
If money is energy than I ain't got none.
You got energy to type on the keyboard to post on youtube, so instead of that, use that labor to acquire currency
Life is the emperors currency here is 20 lives go buy me a taco
@Eternal Cowboy It depends what kind of labor you can provide. If you are just flipping burgers, thats not as valuable as someone working on engineering projects designing complicated and complex machinery.
In the end owning your own business is still providing labor for people using your business.
@Eternal Cowboy yeah, ain't that stupid? you need money to make money
@@danieldorn2927 "engineering projects designing complicated and complex machinery" like WMDs, the only complex machinery that matters these days
Yeah. This is definitely a form of quackery. Like faith healing. I mean, when's the last time you heard a squeaking snake?
About 3 days ago on the internet but I get your point.
Remember the pythagorean theorem will get u a job lol.
you're also not going to have a calculator wherever you go lol
"ONE DAY YOU WILL *NEED* THIS!"
🤔😒
Brah I use Pythagoras weekly at least.
I’m the foreman at the local Trigonometry Factory. Checkmate!
@edord I drink a gallon of Powerthirst to have the most energetic babies possible.
People enjoy the fantasy because the fantasy is easy. The reality is hard. Work, save, invest, avoid debt, impulse denial, delayed gratification, driving used cars for decades, living below your means, taking modest vacations. But if you keep at it, and are a little lucky, playing the long game can pay off.
He really feels like the kind of people who take loans to afford expensive stuff and investments, feel high from feeling mighty, only to crash in a couple of year when senior bank official comes to collect.
comes to collect... with a hammer... going after your fingies (that was a hilarious episode of Red Dwarf)
"Money goes where it is invited and welcome to stay"
I formally invite one trillion dollars to my bank account in its welcome to stay there.
....................................
Already tried that, guess my welcome doormate is not welcoming enough
@@tiagopacheco4654 Yeah unfortunate but it was funny sarcasm though, the guy in the video is clearly bat shit insane.
if every person on the planet would send you a one dollar, tho' (they'd not become poor from it, and you'd become rich as f**k - that's how stupid money really is)
You want that in cash (75% cotton and 25% linen bills) or digital numbers?
@@GholaTleilaxu gold bars, of course, or no deal
$500,000 loan from his mom and dad?! Are you shiting inside me right now?!
Nope, if you think he earned that money by earning that 500k before opening a business, ohhhhh boy, he was given 500k, almost wrecked the business, given a silver platter handed to him by another guy that told him this thing might be big, and tada, no work needed to be done.
During that whole process, he was given tax breaks after tax breaks for years because his business was shit. Any business that ran like that should have been bankrupt and thrown out within a few years, so basically like Trump that gets cranky if his way isn't given.
99% of what is amazon is on the backs of poor people.
A small loan of a million dollars.
6:29 Actually, that's a thing. It's called living in a delusional state. Where you reject reality and live in your own little delusional world where you are richer than Jeff Bezos. It's your own little fantasy world. That has nothing to do with reality.
kinda sounds like that thing when you think you're the only real person and everyone else is but a figment of your imagination... also the "I reject your reality and substitute your own" (popularized, but not invented by one of the mythbusters)
It's like that "law of attraction" bs
God help me I desperately need my bathing toaster.
if the so calld "law of attraction" exists (it doesn't), it works in the exact opposite way than is advertized - more I want something, the further away from me it gets (I hate "the secret" with a burning passion, btw - not that I tried it or anything, I'm not that stupid... Shit's infuriating, especially the "when you get cancer, tell yourself you don't have cancer and you'll get cured", oof!)
"Are ya winning, son?"
"Manifesting money with my mind, dad, come back later."
I swear, you always know EXACTLY when to upload so i have something to watch on my smoke break. Are you watching me?
@Stella Hohenheim yes...
My brain cells committed mass suicide hearing the "money is energy" nonsense.
If my employer gives me rocks and says it's money that place wouldn't have any windows anymore
I can relate to the frosted roach flakes story. When I was younger, I'll never forget the day I got a roach bread loaf. What's that, you ask?
Imagine cinnamon raisin bread, but the raisins are dead roaches. AN ENTIRE "FRESH" LOAF, too.
I had a stroke watching this guy...I my heart actually broke...
And again, this manifestation stuff just reminds me of the orcs of Warhammer. "This vehicle is red which makes it go faster!" But that actually works for them
If money is energy I wouldn’t need to get up to my standard 9 to 5 job and earn for a living.
I love the moments between him trying to sell you his BS when he looks around the room like he’s saying to himself “ what do I say next” or “yeah right”, even he doesn’t believe his BS....
he doesn't have to, as long as others will
This guy running the seminar con routine. Guess it's time for me to start my own religion.
I choked on this comment ☠️ I hope this blows up 😂😂😂
Well religion is the biggest con of them all. Pimp game right
Yes and I'm gonna dethrone orange hub.
Yeah I hate having good morals and a conscious sometimes.... so many idiots and I could be taking in thousands a month scamming those idiots, but then I coudlnt sleep at night. The struggles lmao
I mean people have been doing that since the dawn of time so what's one more book of fairy tales.
It's pretty simple. Dave Ramsay talks about. You want money? Work more. Spend less. Dont take out loans. Pay attention. Gain a marketable skill. That doesnt mean "go to college on a loan". It means LEARN A SKILL! People will pay you to learn to drive a truck! Or to learn to weld! Skip out on those History and Literature degrees unless you are in the top 2% of your class!
Look at Alfred Einstein over here!
Energy is money, so yo wallet = MC squared.
Fun fact, as of the time of commenting, everyone who has commented has not yet watched the entire video
Fun fact. I commented and am still watching the video. I've commented twice actually cuz I saw a toast of London clip.
The ad is still playing for me.
FACTUAL. LIKE ME
I mean .. you’re not wrong 💁♀️
Ya got me
I am just a working man, can my truck theoretically generate money if I jerry rig a solar panel to it
Well If you produce more electric then you use you can
Yes. Order his 10,000 dollar 15 minute seminar to find out how.
He's completely right, You are worth money.
Sell your mates kidney...just see how much you get.
but I need my kidneys, tho'
Money is a representation of the worth of your time. Time is Money. A doctor makes more of this stuff, because he has a very specific skillset that took a long time to develop. If you are working as a barista, you make less of this "money" thing because I can learn the job in an afternoon. Now, obviously, there are exceptions to this. Sports, for example. The skill that you are being compensated for is one that is really not taught, but rather is scarce. The ability to hit a round ball with a round stick, and to hit very far, is a rare skill that others value so much they want to spend their time and money to observe this skill.
I could go on, but I have to get back to work. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
When funny, crazy, disbelief, envy and anger are all bundled up and you dont know how to react to all so you laugh.
Before I watched, I was thinking it would be like: "gold is money where humans would put energy to mine when there was no more productive use of their energy, 'storing' it to be deployed into the economy when it could be more productively used later". But nope.
I'm mostly here because I saw Yakuza gameplay in the thumbnail.
Haa👍
*HAA* got im
Why does he make me feel like I should be in college learning about how im a racist and don't know it
Probably the bald head, beard and glasses
It's the cardigan he bought from Value Village
So you coming to the clan rally this weekend?Make sure you bring some food you didn't do that last time.
@@techpriestalex8730 silence servitor! Clan Raukaan will not stand for this insolence!
@@krieg_guardsman9548 mmh here I go genesising again FOR THE OMNISSIAH!!!!
Also "You may call the Snake oil Salesman, a swindler, a shyster, a conman, a liar. but call him for what he truly is by his name, *A Snake-Oil Salesman* and watch as he cries out, while he attempts to strike you down for exposing him truly".
I changed the frequency on my radio to a higher one, my radio now is printing dollary doo's.
oooh, so that's how nintendo did it with the Wii (they turned up the frequency)
If money isn’t energy then plz explain how when my broke self gets paid I’m able to wake up in the AM?
You actually just helped his point and made itsafmgundam look dumber.
@@NoName-rl3fh kinda my point in a way.. don’t wanna make him look dumb but money is a form of energy. It circulates as energy does. You can do more with more money just as a lightbulb can shine brighter with more energy. Until it shatters even. It’s a metaphor not to be taken as literal as this video I think...
Btw I absolutely love ItsAGundam. He’s 🐐
Dj Phildeez, yeah, that's what I've first thought of at the beginning, but when he's started talking about frequencies and crap that's when I knew for sure it was self help mumbo jumbo.
0/10, disappointed that no one in his comments said “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
R.E.M.
It's kind of a really old reference...
Millennials and Zoomers have no idea who R.E.M. or what Crystal Pepsi was.
Where's Waldo???
Or where's the Beef?
Avoid the Noid...
That was a rabbit hole and 20 minuets wasted. Thank you kind stranger.
@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 neither does Gundam which makes this even more silly
I just paid my power bill. So I just converted my money to energy.
If you had a solar panel you actually get money for selling electrical energy.
_fool! didn't you hear, your money already is energy, no need to convert it!_ (:D)
@@ArinJager1 When you burn money you can cook spaghetti
@@danieldorn2927 ugh, are you a stalker or something... _When I burn a Daniel Doormat, I can make the world a better place_
@@ArinJager1 wtf is wrong with you, go get yourself checked at a doctor
Money is not welcome in my house. Every time it gets in, I immediately kick it out to buy food, pay bills... no money is allowed to stay and get comfortable.
I upped my "frequency" of going to work. Really helped me attract money through some mysterious cosmic energy or some other bs.
"Keep that same energy!" - Crapgamer
"The Modern Day Snail Oil Salesman"
- Thot Oil Salesman Gundam
Thot Oil, aka "bell dolphin's" bath waters (bath salts not included/sold separately)
Was gonna say this man out here lookin like Tobias Funke but then I got no room to say shit.
This reminds me of that song by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney from the 80's.
Mac & Jack's Wonder Potion predicted the future
Oh man imagine someone putting their hands up in the air like a spirit bomb and seeing a giant ball forming above them.
a giant ball of S H I T
Bank: *Has lots of money*
Bank Heisters to Money: I invite you to my truck
Money to Bank: Understandable Imma Head out, cya bank
Greatest line ever "you know what makes people depressed, poverty!"
Money is energy, So getting lit up in the electric chair is winning the lottery right?
At this point in life. I welcome it
they should bring these back
My take away from this, is Goku from Dragonball is the biggest mooch in any media ever! Man throws his hands up in the air demanding energy from all forms of life! Pfft in GT he took energy from the entire universe! Man makes DSP seem like a saint.....
I have a money capacitor. It builds up and then discharges very quickly on the nearest 'lady of the night'.
3:08 lol a small loan from the family
Why does it look like he's wearing a bald cap
Oh man he has $1,000? Guy must be balling. I haven’t seen that much since half of my last paycheck. 🤣 I’m still poor as shit but I earn money like crazy. My issue is I keep spending it. Drugs and video games aren’t cheep my friends.
step 1 make money (energy)
step 2 buy cocaine (more energy)
step 3 profit
literally cant go tits up
Alright hear me out
Set up automatic withdrawals into a savings account so you hide it from yourself,
Therefore you can then spend your drug and game money but also save a little :'D
@@karmaceutical3963 Doctors and lawyers use it so it must be good
"Feeling is conscious awareness of vibrations" What the.....
Me as an electrical engineer: THAT'S NOT HOW FREQUENCY WORKS