Literally the Worst Commentary Ever - Slime SSBM Commentary Highlights

Basically made this so I can get on commentary at nationals and have Jennette McCurdy tweet me back.
Highlights from Bigger Balc, Power 9, SSS, and the Balcony with Guntherz because he's funnier than I'll ever be.
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• S@P9 #31 -Top Shelf | ...
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[@linkjmc5683]

The irony of someone asking Ludwig if he knows slime. Aged like a dream.

[@koth_harvest_final]

i remember talking to ludwig asking if slime would be at a local lmao

[@crunxxyy3527]

@Johan Benson scam sus

[@ayyocam1917]

@Johan Benson nice alt account lmao

[@bowser8817]

@Johan Benson i did it in 5 because im that skilled

[@hitnrun66]

Facts lmao

[@jacksoncolvin3602]

Lud in 2017, “hey it’s your friend Ludwig”
Lud in 2021, “I am not your friend”

[@thevorace]

"And if they don't win, Tibet stays... imprisoned? I don't know the situation." Lmao

[@Gender_Ascender]

"I wouldn't call him a legend. I'd call him an average person at best, but..."
"What'd you say?"
"Yeah, he's really cool"
"Yeah yeah, he's alright"

[@y2kmisha]

"Maybe for you. Ogre."

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

Calling people ogre is so powerful

[@ogshrimpsauce]

"Bring me up to speed" "I can read Cam" I'm fucking dead

[@DaAnimalControl]

"Did you ever just want to get sent yarn?" I love it

[@zachtooill]

Idk why that was the best one

[@wilkyb8997]

lmao the vape commercials got to me

[@zachtooill]

I liked the smash boxes

[@robert3758]

I love when people talk in a way that makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

[@puunk_9240]

they won't let you commentate majors unless they need someone to shill for the vape sponsors

[@leeleeisgay]

I wonder how slime would feel if he read up on Tibetan self-immolation.

[@SOMeDoOD1992]

probably about the same

[@bignerd1323]

Apparently, those monks do half damage

[@awkwardcultism]

He'd probably think it was lit.

[@jensvide777]

@@awkwardcultism Nice.

[@hushpuppi3]

I love how in the middle it just goes from commentary moments to S2J being a beast

[@tyleramon8371]

Those VAPE commercials GOT ME!
Lmao, I bet the sponsors just love that this kind of advertisement actually works xD

[@MoonbaseTV]

Maximum overshill. I love it.

[@Bozionjr]

The best kind of shill

[@thefreshvince879]

ludwig has taken over scar's personality and even wears his clothes now

[@poultriarchy]

Baby Chan bittersweet knowing scar would be twitch’s fastest growing streamer if he sold out

[@octo_contra]

"what's in there, you think? hawaiian punch?"
fucking got me

[@Chobeemi]

Slime and Alex19 might be the funniest commentary duo of all time. Just constant roasting lmao

[@KonkeyDongkey]

"On the deep web you can get an Arduino filled with raw H"
I love this man.

[@mrs.featherbottom5901]

So damn funny, such great timing, amazingly witty, perfect delivery! WHO IS THIS MAN? And where can I donate to the kickstarter to launch his career in comedy??

[@2FadeMusic]

I'd call him an average person at best

[@2FadeMusic]

@Leah :D yar spongebob i require immediate cock and ball torture

[@thepokemanguy5815]

Idk man hopefully he starts making content on twitch or yt seems pretty funny

[@caseypeanuts3222]

nice call

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Good call man

[@GustoFormula]

"No one likes playing against each other." - Anthony Bruno (2017)

[@DragonsYuh]

It's crazy to see lud advertising vapes with my own eyes

[@guyoninternet4728]

0:18
It's a fedora. You cannot change my mind

[@dmandamen6719]

The Johnny stock in the middle of the canes argument

[@darkslide180]

best commentary i have ever had the pleasure of hearing
-Legoman

[@Ethan.Murphy2003]

Loved this gives me nostalgia

[@pogokes8215]

Deadass forgot this existed. What a gem.

[@battleman3]

Actually Slime, The owner moved to work on an oil rig to save up the money to start his restaurant. I've read the table mats.

[@dakotastephens656]

Slime peaked here. God bless him.

[@NoWhipCreamPlz]

3:46 had me dead ROFLLLLL

[@dagms]

man I need to watch more of slime's streams, he a funny dude

[@sirhawkjames]

"what do you think is in there, hawaiian punch?" lmaooo

[@rorycarey-stronck7007]

When are we gonna get more slime commentary highlights? That’s the only reason I’m still here

[@manoqueenz]

At this point it's more of an edgelord podcast with some melee in the background

[@Scroobis]

If you're on the third manga of berserk you're throwing out scissors hard.

[@dragsayow5344]

why

[@connorcarini]

Ludwig and Slime... the food review critiques

[@goodguycwyzz4768]

Who would’ve thought this guy would be a twitch God

[@simeongroeneveld2000]

3:46 classic Ludwig

[@ttam]

29:15 the death grips reference from slime, much respect

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

29:17 love the Death Grips reference, very cool mr slime man alright man

[@gloriousliar8747]

Now this is a vid I can get behind, smash and good opinions on canes

[@Openzmindz_]

This was actually really funny.

[@asantejr22]

this guys actually fucking hilarious

[@BreakfastKids]

I like his commentary for pools

[@Catamaran33]

thought this was gonna be actual bad commentary, pleasantly suprised

[@KeTyping]

Slime and Alex19 is the best thing to ever come from melee.

[@BoneDaddy_NA1]

"Hugging is dangerous" Topical

[@linebeck1381]

3:46 LUD OMG

[@highpowwered]

So good old Walsh. The helicopter does indeed, not exist.

[@bobbysalazars1645]

I gotta watch this with another fellow smasher

[@wendysboyz5658]

Slime and Alex on commentary is the best

[@garganchula]

bro the kayns part had me

[@XxHistorikxX]

Damn slimes friend kinda looks like that streamer guy Ludwig

[@creestab]

Shout out to the green Orcane himself, Ralph

[@Ellie926k]

This video is secretly just an add for vapes

[@chasenorton8447]

This is the best commentary.

[@sirhawkjames]

slime is so irritating and i love him lmao

[@underdasher9915]

I love that these things ate getting recommended now that Lud is somewhat a name

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

Did Slime just make a Death Grips reference?

[@gmoney3563]

when

[@FerousFolly]

he has a death grips cap on for like the first 5 or 10 mins

[@gmoney3563]

@@FerousFolly glad to see slime is noided

[@HeadFacethePirate]

dude if you dont like the coleslaw you can just sub it out for another toast or sauce

[@shadenym5094]

^^^^^ this guy fucks

[@ourboyroy9398]

or you could be LSU head-coach and serial degenerate Ed Orgeron and get double slaw, no toast

[@diemrcupcake]

@@ourboyroy9398 then he can win you a national championship.

[@alexneishellii9032]

Our Boy Roy i have come from the future to stop the slander of the legendary coach O

[@futureiznow6748]

Did y'all see the disaster of commentary at GT-X for smash 4? I think that was worse.
CONVERSIONS

[@Sheu_ssbm]

29:12 Death Grips :]

[@mignob]

@@pedlar6839 I have it uncensored on vinyl

[@gamegye8]

“Hawaiian punch?” Lmao

[@SilverShadow02]

...using Statewide Vapes!

[@jiffylou98]

It’s like if coney wasn’t dead inside

[@salssm1]

Ludwig is cute thooo

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

TRUE

[@TheVoiceOfChaos]

you ever just wanna get sent YARN

[@r0flcopter]

I love slime

[@c0nk2879]

GRAND FINALS AND ALL ALEX AND SLIME TALK ABOUT IS CANE'S SAUCE VS CHICK FIL A SAUCE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

[@420mar5]

This had me dying lol
3:49

[@LINKTheReaper]

These are the kids that create memes

[@TheOneAndOnlyJell_O]

29:16 The Death Grips reference lol

[@jonathanflores518]

"How many grams of sugar......... 48 jesus."

[@kota69420]

Man, I think I might need a vape

[@xkaosG]

I just want slime and JJFF to do a buddy cop skit or series and I can die content

[@KingHalbatorix]

Finals and they talkin about chicken instead of johhny

[@ryansmolinski2173]

Small man big commentary

[@kuni2330]

I need Slime to do a Top 8 at some supermajor, with Jim Jam Flim Flam as his co commentator.

[@edrayburn5309]

SCIENTOLOGY LMAO

[@zekegregory9130]

It's going good do you know why?
Vape, oh shit

[@acek.7094]

I haven't legit cried from laughing in so long. Never stop slime, for real dude

[@tbrew222]

Yo sandwich man!

[@trevorheath2657]

Ludwig and slime for life or until 20xx

[@LordFartamor]

this aged well

[@seanathan1]

very well.

[@abhinavcheedella4296]

It's big brain time

[@hanselfinn8946]

I love slime as commentator

[@xavierbouldin6001]

The vape ads were ... Iquonic

[@albinrantala477]

are you making video this so you dont have to message kendrick about big house? :P

[@BadMelee]

more so I had something to email him with

[@albinrantala477]

hopefully you get the job :)

[@JordanMSeverns]

did you ever just want to get sent yarn

[@ooga-zn8ps]

alex19 and slime, cant commentate the game but are a funny personality duo

[@toko8458]

wonderful good job

[@kamajje]

5:21 COVID times 😔 just wanna hug a homie man

[@Finneagan]

"There's a DOG?!?!?"

[@anotheryugiohplayer946]

I miss you slime

[@averagejoessb3110]

This explains so much, at my locals I always go rock, and almost always win.

[@TruthAndReconciliation]

Was that a Death Grips reference around 29

[@MEGAlarfy]

Holy shit he did lmfao

[@pedlar6839]

Evan Biggers *happy mc ride noises^

[@TylerClibbon]

i miss alex19, this is great

[@ethernet389]

this only made me love slime LOL

[@grain_death]

shout out grain death hat

[@SpltPersonaltyOF]

For worst commentary ever, I expected something much worse.

[@suntzu3541]

Raising canes is dope a f. U can trade the slaw for a bread noob.