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  • @arianebolt1575
    @arianebolt1575 5 років тому +1429

    Ages 0+
    (Baby on ultrasound): Dang it

  • @emrenano7382
    @emrenano7382 5 років тому +537

    3:34
    *clears throat*
    *drinks a sip of water*
    [ZA WARUDO] TIME HAS STOPPED!

    • @goldengifts3830
      @goldengifts3830 5 років тому +13

      ( *chokes on water* )

    • @prayforkyoani8496
      @prayforkyoani8496 5 років тому +17

      ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE! SHINEI, KAKYOIN!

    • @heckle875
      @heckle875 5 років тому +3

      Emrenano The blade hit bone!

    • @cherise9402
      @cherise9402 5 років тому

      Čeština lol :D

    • @jjjamiee
      @jjjamiee 5 років тому

      Seven Human Souls stfu furry

  • @cameronroper6319
    @cameronroper6319 5 років тому +701

    Your score: 100%
    Asian parents: you FAILEDPASSED the exam
    Required score: 100%

    • @castrokid8102
      @castrokid8102 5 років тому +10

      lmoa

    • @artsy_axli6583
      @artsy_axli6583 5 років тому +1

      Hmh

    • @dragonmanover9000
      @dragonmanover9000 5 років тому +9

      dats rasict

    • @ddididjj4553
      @ddididjj4553 5 років тому +36

      Dragon Man Nine Thousand And One I’m Asian and literally when I got 100% they asked “no bonus marks?”

    • @oof_9501
      @oof_9501 5 років тому +1

      Dragon Man Nine Thousand And One ☝️ its a joke but not sure if it’s a joke

  • @utkarsharyan
    @utkarsharyan 5 років тому +604

    As a software engineer this is really hard to watch without cringing.
    Specially the failedpassed one, like depending on the program one additional line of code or just removing/adding one equality symbol would have fixed that.

    • @raider7790
      @raider7790 5 років тому +8

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas that's karambat

    • @Crevasse
      @Crevasse 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 5 років тому +5

      He's speaking the language of the gods

    • @meta04
      @meta04 5 років тому +14

      Utkarsh Aryan: yeah why didn't they use an "else"
      if score

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 5 років тому +11

      As not a professional software engineer but someone who can write some programs/scripts/small games and works in IT, I choose to believe that at least some of these are intentional. I mean the form errors or "failedpassed" are pretty obvious but the duck profile picture one? "It's not a bug, it's a feature".

  • @kaleschulte6755
    @kaleschulte6755 5 років тому +2940

    Mom: what did you get on your math test?
    Me: I failedpassed.

    • @jeanniecressey4423
      @jeanniecressey4423 5 років тому +101

      DAMMIT TIMMY YOU NEEDED TO PASS, UGH! I SAW R/NICEGIRLS ON YOUR LAPTOP, IF YOU REALLY WANT A "GF" THEN GET OUTSIDE, JEEZ, I HAD A MISTAKE! DONT SEARCH PO-
      "mom r/nicegirls isn't-"
      YOU'RE GROUNDED! UPSTAIRS, NOW!

    • @cplays4342
      @cplays4342 5 років тому +38

      r/entitledparents

    • @MationsMusic
      @MationsMusic 5 років тому +11

      R/ subscribe to if mations

    • @stealingyoureverything7947
      @stealingyoureverything7947 5 років тому +21

      If Mations R/FuckMations

    • @MationsMusic
      @MationsMusic 5 років тому +4

      Wow

  • @normansyarif
    @normansyarif 5 років тому +806

    What I think what the coder wrote:
    If(score = 85) print('Passed');
    "Else/else if" was invented for a reason

    • @genericasianboi
      @genericasianboi 5 років тому +43

      Shut up ninjo ur mum gay

    • @arly8445
      @arly8445 5 років тому +4

      Is that...python?

    • @okyaditya
      @okyaditya 5 років тому +22

      @@normansyarif That's C. How can you not know that? You're the one that write that comment, literally 🙃

    • @delofon
      @delofon 5 років тому +18

      if you use else if on the second if then you don't need the >= but > so they probably should do this:
      if(score >= 85) {System.out.print("Passed");}
      else {System.out.print("Failed");}

    • @Dicaso9
      @Dicaso9 5 років тому +2

      @@genericasianboi wtf?

  • @tubaraofeio1053
    @tubaraofeio1053 5 років тому +392

    Did the program install?
    Well yes,but actully no.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt
      @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt 5 років тому +2

      rip
      D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

    • @alegarbesnicofrederic7944
      @alegarbesnicofrederic7944 5 років тому +1

      @@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt I am really bad at following instructions.. I reached to your pinned comment🤣🤣😅

    • @QuartzOfficial
      @QuartzOfficial 5 років тому

      Did I pass?
      Well yes but actually no

    • @STUAA2025
      @STUAA2025 5 років тому

      Congratulations, you earned $0,
      True or False?

  • @BoredPanda69420
    @BoredPanda69420 5 років тому +645

    People: Robots are taking over
    Software Gore: **exists**

    • @strangergamez4380
      @strangergamez4380 5 років тому +4

      Depressed Teen other way round, software gore first it makes more sense

    • @bagel4943
      @bagel4943 5 років тому +10

      ㄥㄖㄥ ㄒ尺ㄩ乇

    • @butterfly1220-mbo
      @butterfly1220-mbo 4 роки тому +1

      ✈︎𓅇✈︎ 𓃱☯︎𓆌★ ☔︎𓆦

    • @flinty2404
      @flinty2404 4 роки тому +2

      𝕄ᴏ𝑤🄵ᑌ🇳 𝗰𝙩ĭ̈ȏ̈几

    • @imbroke_oop
      @imbroke_oop 4 роки тому +3

      પﻉร ۷ﻉɼપ ٱ๓ρѻɼՇคกฯ

  • @redwolf3439
    @redwolf3439 5 років тому +492

    Phone: Unfortunately time has stoped
    DIO: ZA WARUDO WRYYYYYYYY
    edit: ive never gotten so many likes thank you all so much and yes it is kaido

    • @diabolical6870
      @diabolical6870 5 років тому +12

      WRYYYYY

    • @diabolical6870
      @diabolical6870 5 років тому +14

      MUDA SOFTWARES

    • @shubbith3109
      @shubbith3109 5 років тому +18

      Google: Actually that time has already passed
      Diavolo: KING CRIMSON

    • @hey.801
      @hey.801 5 років тому +17

      Oh my god.
      Google knows how King Crimson works. Gio is wrong, computers will take over the world.

    • @hawkkunxd6014
      @hawkkunxd6014 5 років тому +12

      Phone: one second has passed...

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 5 років тому +106

    7:59 Putting a whole new meaning to the German phrase "Ich esse einen Besen" ("I'll eat a broomstick")

  • @illusite1236
    @illusite1236 5 років тому +272

    3:27 HOLD UP THAT'S GREEK
    (Ελληνικά)
    Lol that sound effect had me dead laughing 🤣

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 5 років тому +20

      Yes yes ok. But please ignore the fact that Gio cannot read greek in the greek alphabet, kindly understand and thank you.

    • @illusite1236
      @illusite1236 5 років тому +17

      @@wulf768 yes, k realised he could read the word, the sound effect was just hilarious. I had no intention to seem rude!

    • @blitzy_girl
      @blitzy_girl 5 років тому +10

      ellenika? I can kinda read greek quz I learned it last year while I was at crete
      Coming to rhodes this summer love ya greeks!

    • @illusite1236
      @illusite1236 5 років тому +2

      @@blitzy_girl you are 99,99 percent correct! Iits ell-i- nika

    • @illusite1236
      @illusite1236 5 років тому +4

      @maria σε καταλαβαίνω 😂

  • @IunahYT
    @IunahYT 4 роки тому +40

    3:13 i laughed so hard at you trying to pronounce those language names as they're written in the original language

    • @matejkocourek9586
      @matejkocourek9586 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, like čeština, its pronounced differently, like alot xD

    • @titantvman-l5v
      @titantvman-l5v 3 роки тому +6

      Gio when Greece exists:EUAGH

    • @mayyiaz
      @mayyiaz 3 роки тому

      same here LOL

    • @SaturnAnimationsOfficial
      @SaturnAnimationsOfficial 3 роки тому +4

      Afrikaans,
      *y e e e e e e e*
      ░a░e░y░y░y░y░y░y░
      Azerbaycon,
      Uhhh… That thing
      𝐛𝐛𝐛𝐛𝐛𝐛𝐛𝐛
      Tibetan,
      Catala
      Cestina,
      Dansk,
      Deustch
      𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗚𝗛𝗛𝗛

    • @cozmecs5051
      @cozmecs5051 2 роки тому +1

      e a g h. h h hh

  • @in5omniac
    @in5omniac 5 років тому +1608

    Yes, our national anthem is indeed Despacito. Greetings from Bulgaria!

    • @aleksandarperchinski
      @aleksandarperchinski 5 років тому +21

      Despacito 2 е

    • @Pachimarii__
      @Pachimarii__ 5 років тому +8

      EMI da

    • @magemagician4757
      @magemagician4757 5 років тому +50

      ИМА ДРУГИ БЪЛГАРИ КОИТО ГЛЕДАТ GIO FILMS. btw if you are not bulgarian ignore the first part i just want to say that despacito is really our anthem.

    • @chuckbartowski8194
      @chuckbartowski8194 5 років тому +8

      @@magemagician4757 ИМА :Д

    • @replynator5774
      @replynator5774 5 років тому +10

      @@magemagician4757 we are everywhere/ние сме навсякъде

  • @eendless
    @eendless 5 років тому +369

    03:19 "That thing"
    Bulgarians watching: *HEAVY BREATHING*

    • @cyzerrz
      @cyzerrz 5 років тому +6

      @@nqkakvo_ime sorry if that offended you but I'm not the kind of judger😁 Have a nice day.

    • @kokichiouma5059
      @kokichiouma5059 5 років тому +6

      I'm not Bulgarian but I knew it was and I facepalmed.

    • @ianistrikaliotis6906
      @ianistrikaliotis6906 5 років тому

      @@nqkakvo_ime me to

    • @MistTheBlettur
      @MistTheBlettur 5 років тому +10

      I'm russian but I can pronounce that :D

    • @digi4998
      @digi4998 5 років тому +2

      MɪST_ I’m Ukrainian, and same thing

  • @VeySeyCanDraw
    @VeySeyCanDraw 4 роки тому +178

    As a bulgarian myself I can agree that despacito is our national anthem

  • @Azzarii
    @Azzarii 5 років тому +270

    Ah why are apps so ageist?
    Come on -3 years old is old enough!

    • @SandaaaGW2
      @SandaaaGW2 5 років тому +8

      No you mean -March years old

    • @rainimate285
      @rainimate285 5 років тому +3

      Really? I'm wall years old

    • @extremepokegamer4037
      @extremepokegamer4037 5 років тому +2

      @@rainimate285 Lol im table years old get on my level 😤

    • @joepat1279
      @joepat1279 5 років тому +1

      You all are noobs, i'm 14 years old 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @rainimate285
      @rainimate285 5 років тому +2

      @@extremepokegamer4037 Yeah but are you *BREAD YEARS OLD*

  • @blusteel5750
    @blusteel5750 5 років тому +382

    "Unfortunately time has stopped"
    ....
    Dio?

  • @norwegianmountainbiker236
    @norwegianmountainbiker236 5 років тому +291

    The video showed as "zero views" but it was actually 4k. Now im sad

  • @revolucaodasbatatas3892
    @revolucaodasbatatas3892 5 років тому +125

    Bot: "hi,how can i help?"
    "Set an alarm for 11 minutes"
    Bot: "actually that time has alreadly passed"
    Seems like someone gave a requiem arrow to king crimson.

  • @jmiller7997
    @jmiller7997 5 років тому +381

    I had captions on and when Gio said “Azerbaycan” the captions said “I serve bacon”. 🤣
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!
    Edit 2: The timestamp is 3:16

    • @jmiller7997
      @jmiller7997 5 років тому +5

      Damn, 82 likes!

    • @jmiller7997
      @jmiller7997 5 років тому +3

      And... 16 in a day.

    • @hahaa3341
      @hahaa3341 5 років тому +6

      Wait... So my life was a lie? Gio was a bacon server this whole time and I didn't realize?

    • @jmiller7997
      @jmiller7997 5 років тому +1

      Yup!

    • @deadaccount4981
      @deadaccount4981 5 років тому +1

      Gimmie timestamp

  • @defaultdan5007
    @defaultdan5007 5 років тому +466

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m not first
    And neither are you

    • @wormish9001
      @wormish9001 5 років тому +24

      Default Dan
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Please be original
      Or I’ll sue you
      (This is random I’m sorry)

    • @nightbot5395
      @nightbot5395 5 років тому +7

      violets are violet

    • @Kewatsch
      @Kewatsch 5 років тому +6

      Cobblehacker _LP true facts right here

    • @subzeeroCS
      @subzeeroCS 5 років тому

      @@wormish9001 violets are VOILET

    • @wormish9001
      @wormish9001 5 років тому +2

      Subscribe to pewdiepie Unsubscribe form T-series
      Tell that to the people who also make poems like that

  • @dogsteve
    @dogsteve 5 років тому +586

    The outro is a minute and 20 seconds long.
    when you gotta hit the 10 minutes mark lol
    Edit: For those of you thinking that I'm hating in Gio, I'm not.

    • @chazzavr6196
      @chazzavr6196 5 років тому +20

      Hate this UA-cam channel, used to like it but he's just making the video longer by saying random shit and it's annoying

    • @mmmnello9724
      @mmmnello9724 5 років тому +6

      wow, ok then dude

    • @m4teo573
      @m4teo573 5 років тому +38

      @@chazzavr6196 then don't watch it.

    • @didyoufow9770
      @didyoufow9770 5 років тому +24

      @@chazzavr6196 People need to make money.

    • @susananavarro3452
      @susananavarro3452 5 років тому +3

      Ca'Ron Corbin I AGREE!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!111!1!!!!!

  • @jobro1957
    @jobro1957 5 років тому +199

    Unfortunately, time has stopped
    *this must be the work of an enemy stand*

  • @eckskaliber
    @eckskaliber 5 років тому +119

    ZA WARUDO!
    TIME HAS UNFORTUNATELY STOPPED!

    • @DuranteSin10
      @DuranteSin10 5 років тому

      Dio to Kakyoin

    • @heckle875
      @heckle875 5 років тому +3

      Viscinitii donut

    • @aretard7995
      @aretard7995 5 років тому +1

      Sakuya Izayoi Wants to Know Your Location

    • @RenKium
      @RenKium 5 років тому

      MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    • @4shi10
      @4shi10 5 років тому

      Viscinitii
      that should be an actual line

  • @jackthefiredragon8815
    @jackthefiredragon8815 5 років тому +172

    3:31 that voice crack, I'm WHEEZING!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KeliaBolton
    @KeliaBolton 5 років тому +51

    Are you sure people are afraid of technology?
    *T E C H N O L O G Y*
    AH-

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +44

    (3:15) There's no software gore at all in that language select menu.
    "Settings" means, "use the same language as system settings". It could have been called the generic "Automatically detect" or "Use system lagnuage" or something. - Every language is written in its own language, beause that is how you should do it. It would be very inconventient having to select your language if it's not written in your language. - But why is Tibetan written in English too? The only people who would choose that language are those who already speak it. If you don't speak it, but do speak English, I have no idea why you would need to know what it is. But this is an error done manually, not by the software.

    • @HollowM0th
      @HollowM0th 3 роки тому +3

      7:32 also had no software gore

    • @HollowM0th
      @HollowM0th 2 роки тому +5

      @@FamousSeamus The person left the last name area blank, and that website counts it as the name just being Michael with no last name at all. So there are two or less Michaels in the US with no last name

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 5 років тому +32

    I knew Despacito was a popular song, but I didn't realize it was so popular that Bulgaria made it their national anthem.

  • @Komunisticky.Zaluzie
    @Komunisticky.Zaluzie 5 років тому +169

    3:25 "Cestin"
    *Angry čech heavy breathing*

    • @petern.j.4121
      @petern.j.4121 5 років тому

      XDDD

    • @tomasnagy7869
      @tomasnagy7869 5 років тому

      fuuuuuu

    • @j_chaloupka
      @j_chaloupka 5 років тому

      *rage*

    • @thingypiano
      @thingypiano 5 років тому +3

      Ahoj soudruzi, pozdravy z Polska!

    • @kostas6656
      @kostas6656 5 років тому +4

      Δεν δέχομαι το γεγονός που είπε τα ελληνικά μπλιαααεεε

  • @kris_pavlov
    @kris_pavlov 5 років тому +129

    Im a bulgarian
    We speak ``That thing``
    And our national anthem is despacito

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 5 років тому +3

      Des pa cii toooooo
      Anyway, your national anthem happens to be one of my favorites

    • @thekarnyx
      @thekarnyx 5 років тому

      @@arvinroidoatienza7082 How do you dare

    • @BgZebraTheGamer
      @BgZebraTheGamer 5 років тому +5

      Whoever changed Wikipedia so anthem is despasito.... Good job now bulgaria hates you.

    • @typicallrin524
      @typicallrin524 5 років тому

      • - •

    • @kris_pavlov
      @kris_pavlov 5 років тому

      @@BgZebraTheGamer true

  • @pamsysiuk7618
    @pamsysiuk7618 5 років тому +27

    "2 people named Michael"
    My dad, dads friend, uncle, classmate, and kid who left all named michael: waa...

  • @Danee2108
    @Danee2108 5 років тому +53

    "Whats the slowest penguin specie?"
    *_L I N U X_*

  • @yourlocalskoda4860
    @yourlocalskoda4860 5 років тому +103

    6:42 happens to my computer
    No plug: Percentage goes up
    Plug: makes it go down
    Me: WHAT

    • @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865
      @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865 5 років тому +5

      Fun fact: it's incredibly difficult to make a battery detect the exact percentage of power left inside

    • @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865
      @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865 5 років тому +2

      It's somewhat accurate, but this is why percentage jumps. Especially with older batteries

    • @yourlocalskoda4860
      @yourlocalskoda4860 5 років тому +1

      @@bluejayechaosenbybirb5865 My computer is the new MacBookPro (Not the one with that bar thing)

  • @StarcrossTV
    @StarcrossTV 5 років тому +16

    I love how Geo sounds so sympathetic when he reads these SoftwareGore Posts. It's like he's feeling the pain of the error with the viewer.

  • @j-series8614
    @j-series8614 5 років тому +60

    3:12 The only thing that's wrong is "Do you speak settings"

    • @thingypiano
      @thingypiano 5 років тому +10

      It’s also him just making alien noises for the unpronounceable languages

    • @MrBanan0
      @MrBanan0 4 роки тому

      @@thingypiano العربية مقروءة
      Edi: that means العربية "Arabic" is pronounceable

    • @nico27
      @nico27 4 роки тому

      @@thingypiano no language is unpronounceable

    • @nico27
      @nico27 4 роки тому +2

      For example български is Bulgarski/Bulgarian

    • @arnelarenas1833
      @arnelarenas1833 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I speak settings.
      How bout you?

  • @mackycabangon8945
    @mackycabangon8945 5 років тому +525

    uhh the language names are ACTUAL LANGUAGE NAMES IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE
    EDIT: I have common sense. Settings isnt a language. Am talking about the other languages.

    • @gasolinesleeve3396
      @gasolinesleeve3396 5 років тому +67

      Macky Cabangon Yeah but, it said “is your language, Settings” as one of them the software gore is one of the options is settings. Sorry if this didn’t make sense I’m not great at explaining things

    • @mackycabangon8945
      @mackycabangon8945 5 років тому +54

      @@gasolinesleeve3396 It did make sense. I knew that but I thought Gio thought other writing systems were alien stuff

    • @gasolinesleeve3396
      @gasolinesleeve3396 5 років тому +12

      Macky Cabangon oh okay just wanted to make sure, have a good one.

    • @dielegende9141
      @dielegende9141 5 років тому +36

      @@gasolinesleeve3396 well, I think in this Gio fcked up, as he apparently thought the "fail" in that post was languages being written correctly in their own language

    • @beinzheans3918
      @beinzheans3918 5 років тому +7

      @@dielegende9141 there is "settings" in the language part

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +79

    Hopefully I FailedPassed the SAT

    • @NotThatUser
      @NotThatUser 5 років тому

      Polish Filipino same

    • @no.850
      @no.850 5 років тому

      Im a kid im still on the sbac lol

    • @asher_roth
      @asher_roth 5 років тому +1

      @@no.850 my last sbac is on friday

  • @BestYessica
    @BestYessica 5 років тому +6

    I could watch Gio pronounce languages all day long. No one ever mispronounced languages so beautiful und perfect.

  • @aber_kadaber1034
    @aber_kadaber1034 5 років тому +27

    This is why we don’t need to worry about a robot revolution...

  • @mechanikate
    @mechanikate 5 років тому +36

    4:36
    I'm sorry, I've got to be a computer nerd.
    The reason this happened is because most likely in the programming language they used (most likely JavaScript) has >, =, or to calculate this instead of =. Examples:
    Correct way:
    if(score >= 85) {
    // do code here
    }
    Wrong way:
    if(score > 85) {
    // do code here
    }

    • @bubbletea2191
      @bubbletea2191 5 років тому +3

      MatthyNo 2.0
      *w a t*

    • @mechanikate
      @mechanikate 5 років тому

      @@bubbletea2191 oof

    • @bubbletea2191
      @bubbletea2191 5 років тому +1

      MatthyNo 2.0 *y E s*

    • @Tuntisch
      @Tuntisch 5 років тому +1

      Im not even a nerd but i think so too

    • @veljkomilosavljevic9791
      @veljkomilosavljevic9791 5 років тому

      Was typing your ass off necessary? 😂 No one understands it anyway, but thank you for your service :3

  • @supercheme5009
    @supercheme5009 5 років тому +33

    7:10 When you search “1 hour of silence” on UA-cam, the first result is “10 hours of silence”

    • @Nexandr
      @Nexandr 4 роки тому

      There is a one our of silence too

    • @Nexandr
      @Nexandr 4 роки тому

      @HanHanPlayz nope it's not. At least for me

    • @Nexandr
      @Nexandr 4 роки тому

      @HanHanPlayz well I didn't know, I just knew that it existed

    • @leahkowalski1268
      @leahkowalski1268 4 роки тому +1

      Me be like: I only want one hour to wallow in my crippling depression.

  • @rachel-3037
    @rachel-3037 5 років тому +57

    Would you believe me if I said I got a software commercial before this?
    Well you shouldn’t, because I didn’t...

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +14

    (1:40) Well, in Sweden, you take the test at the location, with one person watching over everyone taking the test. Basically like it was a classroom. After you've submitted all your answers, the test will instantly tell you the result. If this error did happen, you can just tell the person that an error occured. Your score is submitted to them, so they can verify that you did pass.

  • @annevans7077
    @annevans7077 5 років тому +55

    Unfortunately, time has stopped.
    *Thats a bit unfortunate, and **_severe_*

    • @codegenesis34
      @codegenesis34 5 років тому

      Unfortunately, ZA WAAAAARUDOOO

    • @englisch9150
      @englisch9150 5 років тому

      I think I've seen 'the world has stopped" before

    • @stanthedemon1263
      @stanthedemon1263 5 років тому

      "I was the one who stopped time, DIO.."

  • @pashadanilov3490
    @pashadanilov3490 5 років тому +36

    ZA WARUDO! Unfortunately, THE TIME HAS STOPPED!

  • @littleolme7877
    @littleolme7877 5 років тому +40

    3:23 - I cringed so hard when he tried to say "Čeština"...

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 років тому +4

      @@firstnamelastname-pf8zz I cringed when he said dancek

    • @lenaosmanovic6469
      @lenaosmanovic6469 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @Doctor_PJ69
      @Doctor_PJ69 5 років тому +1

      Why is čeština so hard yo read XD but it is funny to watch the people try to speak Czech

    • @subtostgaming6347
      @subtostgaming6347 5 років тому

      I cringed when he reacted to the Greek one.

  • @ATIHpss64HM
    @ATIHpss64HM 5 років тому +51

    Word: archive
    Gio: AR *_CH_* IVE

  • @itsfadedvoid7147
    @itsfadedvoid7147 5 років тому +214

    Hey gio
    Did you know.
    Bird tornado?

  • @gaysquirrel5486
    @gaysquirrel5486 5 років тому +77

    3:27
    EXCUSE ME THAT IS GREEK NOT 'BLEUGHCH'

    • @alienbeef0421
      @alienbeef0421 5 років тому +1

      Ellinika*

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 5 років тому +3

      please ignore the fact that he cannot pronounce that language, neither can I.

    • @quiquiquinn
      @quiquiquinn 5 років тому +2

      Y u getting offended about somethin like that bruh

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 5 років тому +2

      Ελληνικά*
      Copied from the video so might be wrong but i think thats right

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 5 років тому +1

      How do u pronounce that though

  • @Fenix___Gaming
    @Fenix___Gaming 5 років тому +35

    1:56 When your an anti vax child and you never get to play this game.

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +3

      Well, my mom is (sadly) against vaccinations, and I'm 21, my brother is 20, and my other brother is 9.

    • @Fenix___Gaming
      @Fenix___Gaming 5 років тому +2

      OlafttheGreat1998 F

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому

      @@shimasura I mean, I did, it's a requirement for my training program

    • @aellin-jz9el
      @aellin-jz9el 5 років тому

      * TwelveGageHuntr * the brother doesn’t need parental consent to be vaccinated

  • @JCavLP
    @JCavLP 5 років тому +71

    3:12 Dude, the only mistake there is "settings"
    Literally all the other ones are just the languages native names

    • @dani.munoz.a23
      @dani.munoz.a23 5 років тому +6

      Yeah i think thats what it was trying to point out, the rest was just details

    • @eatrocks6704
      @eatrocks6704 5 років тому

      4/whoosh

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 4 роки тому

      @@eatrocks6704 R/swhoohshh

    • @nico27
      @nico27 4 роки тому +1

      And "Settings" for you to go to Settings

    • @Nam_gwen
      @Nam_gwen 4 роки тому

      But isn’t “settings” always the default for selecting things like this?
      Or am i just an idiot

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 5 років тому +70

    Unfortunately, Time has
    stopped.
    *ZA WARUDO*

  • @benbarltrop2006
    @benbarltrop2006 5 років тому +11

    "Not sure how you got here, but there's nothing for you here" me when my friend isn't constantly flexing their Bionicals collection.

  • @snomp4419
    @snomp4419 5 років тому +18

    Mom:did you pass your test?
    Me: 4:40, well yes, but actually no.

  • @oldmanlover
    @oldmanlover 4 роки тому +99

    The thing that desturbs me is that he Said ”dusch” not ”doitch” as Deutsch is pernounsed
    Sorry if somethings spelled wrong.... English is not my native to me lol
    Love from a German/Russian fan!

    • @jxjee
      @jxjee 4 роки тому +5

      Deadbunny Creations hahah I wondered about that too 😂 Hört man nicht so oft

    • @starwolfishere53
      @starwolfishere53 4 роки тому +7

      I'm learning German, actually. I'm hoping to move there some day 😃 the duo bird hasn't taken my family yet ;)

    • @izuvy
      @izuvy 4 роки тому +1

      @@starwolfishere53 just wait

    • @nico27
      @nico27 4 роки тому

      I disliked the video because that is not r/softwaregore

    • @ultrio325
      @ultrio325 4 роки тому

      Understandable, have a nice day.

  • @rurabites
    @rurabites 5 років тому +14

    1:54 yep, yep. Experienced that one.
    I read over it many times to understand, yet I couldn't manage to
    I had to ask my parents and they said I was too young :((((

  • @deanutss
    @deanutss 5 років тому +5

    3:23 i can peacefully die now.. that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @deanutss
      @deanutss 5 років тому

      Tak určite tu bude Čechov/Slovákov ešte viac.. len ich nájsť 😃

  • @jambitivity
    @jambitivity 5 років тому +280

    “Deutsch”
    Is German, and you pronounced it incorrectly ;-;

    • @Dnoxl
      @Dnoxl 5 років тому +23

      Doish!

    • @jambitivity
      @jambitivity 5 років тому +2

      Ich Mag Games Yeah thats kinda how its promouced

    • @msavocado3961
      @msavocado3961 5 років тому +2

      Oh. I always thought it was dutch

    • @docbrown9018
      @docbrown9018 5 років тому +4

      Its pronounced Doitsch

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +10

      Nobody:
      Me:
      Mispronounces Deutsch as douche

  • @TVShellvkfkgftTVSH
    @TVShellvkfkgftTVSH 2 роки тому +18

    3:15 I love how you say these languages with alphabets you don't know by replacing the method of how it's actually said with either a low sound or you just say "uhhh... that thing".
    Edit: for the Greek one, you screamed for 1 second.
    Also, only 1% of these languages are actually a softwaregore. 99% of them are REAL languages.

    • @hotaruishere2133
      @hotaruishere2133 2 роки тому +4

      The Greek one was my favorite 😂😂😂 I felt really good for knowing it was Greek, lol

    • @CrushedAsian255
      @CrushedAsian255 Рік тому +1

      I think the gore was the "settings'" thing

  • @toxickeyboard4041
    @toxickeyboard4041 5 років тому +142

    Whats the national anthem of Bulgaria?
    The National Anthem Of Bulgaria Is *DESPACTIO*
    Me: what the----
    *Friend walks in* Friend: hi!
    Me: oh..hi!
    Friend: *walks up to amazon echo* Alexa! play Bulgaria's National anthem!
    Me: . . .

  • @isusdechev
    @isusdechev 5 років тому +25

    3:18 that thing is bulgarian and the last one is greek.

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 5 років тому +1

      Boris?

    • @isusdechev
      @isusdechev 5 років тому +1

      @@amelia4384 no, but im his follower.

    • @isusdechev
      @isusdechev 5 років тому +1

      @Stratowind Деспасито

    • @isusdechev
      @isusdechev 5 років тому +1

      @Stratowind also Despacito isn't our national Anthem, it's a mistake.

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 5 років тому +3

      @@isusdechev despacito, like all spanish songs, was a mistake!

  • @orionjerry4960
    @orionjerry4960 5 років тому +19

    3:34
    Time has stopped
    *Dio entered the chat*

  • @thetrueendingyoutuber2233
    @thetrueendingyoutuber2233 4 роки тому +2

    4:58
    User: Asks for a number between 440 and 500
    Siri: *Gives a number between 0 and 100*

  • @Bitzwave
    @Bitzwave 5 років тому +10

    3:23 "sestina"
    i love the way you said it 🤣

  • @Anna12345-h
    @Anna12345-h 5 років тому +23

    r/softwaregore videos are my favourite! Thankyou!

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 5 років тому +1

      me too

  • @russiantalker6731
    @russiantalker6731 5 років тому +15

    7:39 seems photo shopped, the image is just clean but the number is like super jpeg

    • @borggeorg
      @borggeorg 5 років тому

      It means there's only two people or fewer with just the name Michael with no last name.

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 4 роки тому +2

    6:35 that knife is a karambit. My brother has several of them (among many other knives), and knows more about knives than anyone else I know, so I asked him if that one could be used for home renovations, and he said yes, it can.

  • @Thatguy-nh4by
    @Thatguy-nh4by 5 років тому +49

    Jesus Christ just 70 cents for a french vanilla!?
    What is that place, Canada!?!?!?

  • @robocop8569
    @robocop8569 5 років тому +31

    6:50 avengers endgame spoilers!! Gio predicted the future

    • @robocop8569
      @robocop8569 5 років тому

      Gage Thorpe that sounds like a “you” problem

  • @cracknack9866
    @cracknack9866 5 років тому +86

    Lmaoooo how you said deutsch 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😬😭

    • @noahfrillerhj9769
      @noahfrillerhj9769 5 років тому +8

      And Dansk

    • @bajatg
      @bajatg 5 років тому +11

      That's nothing, compared how he said Greek.

    • @jonas-zr6hi
      @jonas-zr6hi 5 років тому

      Haha

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 5 років тому

      wow, please just accept that he doesn't know how to pronounce them, neither can I.

  • @YellowOcelot
    @YellowOcelot 5 років тому +2246

    Software gore?
    More like something completely unrelated like _sbeve_

    • @mehgend3914
      @mehgend3914 5 років тому +28

      What’s with the rise of sbeve
      I thought that edgy stuff died off long ago

    • @nob0dy27_
      @nob0dy27_ 5 років тому +19

      sbeve

    • @begonethot2545
      @begonethot2545 5 років тому +16

      Yellow Ocelot If I give you a fish, would you turn into a cat?
      *_-Minecraft pun intended-_*

    • @addisoff5808
      @addisoff5808 5 років тому +7

      The best person to say that is MiniLadd.. I love the way he says it. It’s just
      Sbeve

    • @stskyline8468
      @stskyline8468 5 років тому +5

      @@mehgend3914 Edgy?

  • @senpresence
    @senpresence 5 років тому +16

    Thumbnail:
    When you get a 99.5 score

  • @ajeremykidxd
    @ajeremykidxd 5 років тому +39

    I love penguins but
    The fattest Male penguin is the slowest

    • @kevinthecube2669
      @kevinthecube2669 5 років тому

      Pentasticly Penguin you’re also a penguin boi

  • @Kasmuller
    @Kasmuller 5 років тому +9

    4:19
    C# is a coding language similar to C++
    Edit: C is also a coding language

  • @Liepardfan
    @Liepardfan 5 років тому +9

    I have an app named start
    so it says sometimes
    "start has stopped" and I thought that was a softwaregore but then I remembered

  • @ngybrid
    @ngybrid 5 років тому +6

    8:49 Best banned message of all time

  • @kenzhuynh9531
    @kenzhuynh9531 5 років тому +12

    4:36 Task failed successfully.

  • @sheriffbutterball7824
    @sheriffbutterball7824 5 років тому +122

    GioFilms tried so hard XD 3:11
    (What’s your language??) I speak settings

  • @usernamesarelame5130
    @usernamesarelame5130 5 років тому +5

    6:54
    Gio: “we’re going back in time now, are we?”
    Me, someone who’s seen endgame: *Distant Laughter*

  • @jannoblocko5712
    @jannoblocko5712 5 років тому +28

    As a programmer I feel offended but somehow these errors are relatable.

  • @kaigaakumo1331
    @kaigaakumo1331 5 років тому +94

    666k subscribers
    No one:
    Me: is that a threat

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 5 років тому +2

      to me:
      no one;
      read more

    • @NickPlaysGames95
      @NickPlaysGames95 5 років тому

      @@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK to me:
      Nobody:
      Me: THESE COMMENTS ARE DEAD

    • @irish8628
      @irish8628 5 років тому +1

      @Michael Darrow so if you know it's fake then you also fell for it meaning your calling yourself a idiot just logic.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 років тому

      @@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK no one
      You:I GOT HACKED

    • @AshuaBBX
      @AshuaBBX 5 років тому

      @Michael Darrow you having a stroke?

  • @Krackerlack
    @Krackerlack 5 років тому +94

    bet some Cezch ppl gonna get triggered by your pronunciation of čeština - cesteena XDDDD

  • @tommyhayward7240
    @tommyhayward7240 5 років тому +32

    Mom: why did you FAILEDPASSED the exam? Your grounded for a month
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @neotomatoe7257
      @neotomatoe7257 5 років тому

      *hEy MoM I FaIleDpAsSeD mY eXaM*

    • @MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan
      @MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan 5 років тому +1

      Tommy Hayward fuck you

    • @mattjw16
      @mattjw16 5 років тому +1

      4:35 I think I understand what went wrong there. It was probably set to display the word “FAILED” if the score was 85 or below and display the word “PASSED” if the score was 85 or above since you need an 85 to pass. However, that is not right because since he/she got exactly 85, both of them displayed.

    • @Tulpamancersprosopagnosia
      @Tulpamancersprosopagnosia 5 років тому

      @@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan mind Ur mouth!

  • @starcrashr
    @starcrashr 4 роки тому +1

    6:33 - They hooked blade looks ideal for cutting up carpet. Don't take my word for it, though. I've only done it a few times using a similar knife that was labeled specifically for cutting up carpet.

  • @angel100GUATE
    @angel100GUATE 5 років тому +7

    8:40
    Congratulations dear employee!
    Because of your active participation in the company with ideas and work, you have earned a new rank.
    Your new rank is *client*
    What a great way to fire someone

  • @syrianiac
    @syrianiac 5 років тому +24

    In 3:15 "العربيه" means arabic, just to let you know

  • @mortiss9998
    @mortiss9998 5 років тому +33

    Čeština appears
    GioFilms: is this cestina?
    Xd nice video anyway

    • @EvitaTheMan
      @EvitaTheMan 5 років тому

      Chápeš cestina😂😂😂😂😂

    • @simunekjenda
      @simunekjenda 5 років тому

      Já věděl že tu najdu aspoň jeden českej komentář ! Je vtipný že kdykoliv někdo zmíní česko v jakýmkoliv videu na internetu.. Jsme tam... V komentářích připraveni

    • @mortiss9998
      @mortiss9998 5 років тому +1

      @@simunekjenda Tak ono hlavně já sleduju ty reddit a meme videa takže já jsem vždy ready :D

  • @ponyta903rapidash3
    @ponyta903rapidash3 4 роки тому +1

    that message at 6:06 looks like it came from those 'parental control' settings, sounds pretty normal to me (unless the person activated it by accident or just unusual)

  • @XerneX127
    @XerneX127 5 років тому +50

    I know both Michaels
    Interesting to know they're the only two in the country

  • @Obviary
    @Obviary 5 років тому +78

    Nice to know my language is pronounced "thatthing"! :)

    • @notfunny8804
      @notfunny8804 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, same, bruh

    • @notfunny8804
      @notfunny8804 5 років тому +7

      Also, our national anthem is Despacito
      We should be proud

    • @v0id3333
      @v0id3333 5 років тому +10

      Obviary well my language was “eeeee” beautiful isn’t it!!

    • @Stormcryo
      @Stormcryo 5 років тому +1

      @@notfunny8804 Да хаха Я Тоже :')

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 5 років тому +5

      please ignore the fact that he cannot pronounce your language, neither can I.

  • @iameverywhere8907
    @iameverywhere8907 5 років тому +41

    The keyboard one is just a bunch of languages, not a software issue

    • @Daan03
      @Daan03 5 років тому +12

      Settings isn't language XD

    • @hziebicki
      @hziebicki 5 років тому +2

      Dont do it... Dont do it...

    • @Daan03
      @Daan03 5 років тому +2

      @@hziebicki huh I don't get it XD am I dumb? XD

    • @HoneydewBeach
      @HoneydewBeach 5 років тому +6

      Why was Tibetan written in both English and its native form?

    • @somnumisdumb
      @somnumisdumb 5 років тому +6

      *settings is not a language*

  • @djstsuperwublin7538
    @djstsuperwublin7538 4 роки тому +1

    5:23
    The controller on the left is a Wii classic and while it does havea wire, it connects into a standard (wireless) while the right controller is a super Nintendo with the wire cropped out.

  • @sage_ever_green1793
    @sage_ever_green1793 5 років тому +8

    You know if you say to Siri ‘what is zero divided by zero?’
    You will get a surprise.

  • @CharlieCubes
    @CharlieCubes 5 років тому +4

    For 7:31
    This does make sense. If you look closely at the name you can see a space after Michael.

  • @Planefan1000
    @Planefan1000 5 років тому +19

    7:52 Am Bulgarian, can confirm

    • @Subakak
      @Subakak 5 років тому +1

      I knew it was in bulgarian

    • @ilian4117
      @ilian4117 5 років тому +1

      Да lol

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 5 років тому +4

    2:55- never knew they had an "Assassin" setting for those...

  • @MilkAndCerealYTP
    @MilkAndCerealYTP 5 років тому +4

    7:09 it says that because sometimes in youtube when you search 1 hour it will show other hours at the top, thats why.

  • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
    @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 5 років тому +13

    the “one hour of silence is three hours” isn’t that bizarre
    i’ve seen “10 hour” videos that last 1 hour or 10 minutes

  • @reddragon_2349
    @reddragon_2349 5 років тому +10

    7:20 that always happens to me, it happens to just about everybody

  • @fungusz_4292
    @fungusz_4292 3 роки тому +3

    3:32 When you score the winning goal in a 10 hour long match