"why not just accept you're wrong and admit that I was right" that line alone can/does/has/and forever will, be the bottom line for why humanity will forever be at war with itself
You are right... I tried to accept others are right in exchange for unlimited supplies of opioids... but they figured out my plans and so that’s why there is the war on drugs🤣🤣😂😂
You are wrong if you have something and can't protect it. If you wasn't so [unimportant _thing_name]-having, maybe you won't be so much a terrorist and be a freedom fighter (or not a someone to care about, it's cheaper)
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It would get pretty complicated when we get to medieval times- do we count every instance of the city-states of Italy going to war with each other as Italy invading itself?
@@painvillegaming4119eah sure coz living along in peace is useless. You know, just because its a natural thing doesn't make it good. Humans can have poor eyesight, bone problems, diseases, missing organs, malfunctioning organs, overfunctionning organs, a strong random desire to punch people and be irritated very quickly. All of those are natural, yet it is ultimately a flaw. Just like the idea people can't share or compromise and instead decide to kill each other. While the interesting part of humanity is its chaotic and near-destructive nature, it is also its most critical flaw
Assuming that's meant to be Genghis with Napoleon on top of him, I'll say this: at least that remembered that, for both men, their mother had the biggest impact on their formative years.
@@alexandermariagernielsen8780 that might have been why the arrow from the mainland to Japan fell apart right before they mentioned the Japanese invasion of Manchuria
For many years argentinian flag doesn't have the sun incorporated because only was used in case of war (some flags have this strange characteristic). As argentinian I suppouse the sun was added during Malvinas Islands War in 1982, if your search old photos from Buenos Aires and even during the Argentina 78 World Cup, you will notice that any argentinean flag has the sun. Greetings to everybody and remember Juan The Horse tip "🐴🇦🇷🤝🇬🇧🐴 NO PELIÉN"
I love how the German dude is a combination of all notable German military styles. All he's missing is the iconic stormtrooper gas mask, but hey, at least we have the Stahlhelm-Picklehaube. And the Prussian-Wehrmacht uniform. Plus monocle. 😂😂
the video is more like: "what would happen if time travel was in the possession of humanity?"I think that would be it if radical nationalists wanted to "help" their countries
Histeria spread more misinformation than any other "educational" program in the 90s. Dumb misconceptions like Napoleon being short all the way to flat out myths like the vomitorium being for vomiting out food.
yeah but there's also nothing in the song about the VOC invading Africa, it's just not every invasion in history they just wanted to make it rhyme right.
I mean, its meant to be a very basic overview for a kids show that isn't overly accurate... but yeah there are certain things here that are simply maddening if you're over the age of 12 lol
Yugoslavia looks all screwed up Germany owns Denmark The PL Commonwealth came back and now controls Berlin The Romano-Hungarian Empire formed Switzerland has a coast Spain owns Portugal now
People talking about how this song screws over every single timeline randomly but technically if the song is about invasions then you don't have to maintain timeline-accuracy, you just name a pair of countries who invaded each other and that's alright...right?
@@merucrypoison296 yeah but there still can be dealt a bit more love to that y'know, but instead they decided to go off with the "please please please get a life foundation" video
@@grafton5696 Oh it wasn't that bad, it was colonial Brazil at the time when Portugal was in union with Spain. The invasion was actually important, as it was from there and from the attempt of the colonies to retake the territory that a national identity began to be created.
The Romans invaded Canada, but only sent one soldier who wandered around confused on a farm for 250 years before surrendering and offering his capital as an apology. Civ V has insane AI.
The Brits invaded: United States Canada Mexico Panama ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't like that they only talk about other countries. I will say for them: The US invaded Hawaii, Iraq, Lybia, Afghanistan, Yugoslavia, Cuba, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Vietnam, indians etc I know this song is about peace, but doesn't it seem hypocritical to you that they present themselves as peaceful people who have fought almost no one?
i mean, they talked about cuba (san juan hill) and the sioux, and there's so much you can fit in 2 minutes and 26 seconds also, you missed Japan and the Philippines
Custer and Roosevelt are both in the song? Tho yeah there's a bunch more like Vietnam, the Philippines-- tho I don't think the CIA interfering in South America counts as an invasion
@Ewan Callister They probably had a WWI officer just for kid friendly purposes but that is not a map of Europe pre-WW1. With those borders, I don't think that ever was a map
errors in the map at 0:50 if the map is about any historical borders: 1, Switzerland does not have a coast. 2, No Portugal. 3, Poland is a complete mess. 4, Purple down there. 5, No Luxembourg and Hungary. 6, Southern Balkan doesn't look like that geographically and politically. 7, Austria 8, Belarus doesn't exist in the best-matched time of the map.
Im not sure what sets me off the most. 1:the bad geography 2:the map of europ during the germany part 3:the fact that the german uniform is a mix of the ww1,ww2 and preww1 german military. 4.the fact that the song should be 1 hour long to count all the nations that got invaded by the us,england and spain alone.
It’s a little bit more complicated than they just invaded Australia they actually rated Australian farmers which I think might have been a war crime but whatever it wasn’t an invasion but a raids.
@@masonsykes2240 Trump? not another libtard who don't know what theyre talking about whatsoever; Trump was the first four-year term president who did not start a new war since Eisenhower. He also cleared relations in the middle east and strengthen ties with north korea and russia. 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
@@croatball-rn3967 i don't think he cleared anything with the middle East in fact he made it worst especially for Palestine even tho sleepy Joe is doing the same thing now with making things worst
Guys, cant we just stop complaining about that? Its inaccurate, but its funny, this was always on the TV when I was a kid in Czech Republic (Now, in our country its forgotten)
(5 minutes after this song was made) The US invaded Iraq The Russians invaded Ukraine (3 times) Nothing major happened in Africa (lie) Slovenia, Bosnia , Spain!
US invaded Afghanistan Iraq Iran Libya Syria Somalia Grenada Korea Vietnam China Serbia Yugoslavia Venezuela Honduras Russia Lebanon Palestine ..... More then 70 invasions for 20-21 centuries
+Red_Jacket The harsh Russian winter didn't exactly help the Germans...nor did Stalin basically telling Hitler to F off and moving industrial centers east of the Urals where Germany couldn't reach.
+Red_Jacket Not really, the palestinians were there for thousands of years. Thousands of years of culture and history made it more theirs than isreals. And a couple of fairy tales in the bible hardly give them a right to it over the people who sculpted it with thousands of years of culture and societal progress.
@@flavivsaetivs5738 1. Wasn't Nazi Spain, it was Fascist spain. 2. It was sourt of a Proxy war. Italy, Germany and Portugal backed the Fascist, USSR and UK the Republicans.
0:50 the errors on that map hurt my head -The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth came back and controls Berlin -Germany owns Denmark -Italy and Austria’s borders look all screwed up -What is under what I think is supposed to be Poland -Spain owns Portugal -Switzerland stole part of Italy’s coast -Yugoslavia looks all screwed up -The Romano-Hungarian Empire formed -What is going on with Greece -Bulgaria looks all screwed up -Where is Luxembourg -Germany looks all screwed up -Italian Albania is missing most of its coast -What HAPPENED to Ukraine Lets also not forget that the German Uniform looks way too inaccurate
HOLY SHIT Britian has land bridge Switzerland is BIG Portugal? Nah- Spain September 1st, 1939. Pand has invaded Germany along with the ____ Yugoslavia looks like it's politics Greece-Italy land bridge EtC
Дмитрий Хихлуха Not really. Napoleon invaded Russia in summer 1812 but had to withdraw in winter. The allied forces of Russia, Britain, Prussia and Austria hunted him down to Paris (1813), where he had to abdicate and was sent into exile. When he came back in 1815 whole Europe was sure, that the conflict would start again - that's why the armies of Britain and Prussia crushed Napoleon at Waterloo before he could take some serious action.
+Дмитрий Хихлуха Napoleon invaded Russia earlier in order to encourage Russia to follow the continental system In 1812, and took Moscow. If that isn't an invasion I don't know what is. Further, Russia wasn't able to bring their soldiers to France before Napoleon abdicated in the War of the Seventh Coalition, the only Napoleonic War that took place in 1815. The only time Russian boots touched French dirt during Napoleon's reign was in the Sixth Coalition, which ended in 1814
0:04 the earliest hominid skeletons have been around 3 million years ago but modern humans have been around for 200,000 not exactly several million years ago.
+Will Philp Only the north of America? Just say America as a continent, and Spain, and Africa. Invaded more during WWII so... Iam not forgetting it. Look out for the book "All The Countries We've Ever Invaded And The Few We Never Got Round To" by Stuart Laycock
Well, Germany did manage to invade a mass of countries in an amazingly short amount of /time/, they just blazed through Europe and really emphasized that Blitz in "Blitzkreig."
Tell me about it! In two years, they swarmed over Poland, Denmark, Norway, Luxemborg, Holland, Belgium, France, Yugoslavia and Greece in campaigns that were well executed and caused most of the other nations in Europe to ally with the Germans. Even nations that had tons of help from the British and their commonwealth states failed to hold out against the German blitz. Only the Russians held out and even then, it was close.
MZC 23 4 me Ghandi was like that and then randomly I just saw Ghandi with a nuke and went "HELL NO!" but he never did anything and he had pretty friendly relations with every one, well until I tried 2 conquer him and got nuked
Its 100% amercian map cuz Poland is Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 20th century and they have Berlin switzerland has sea Austria annexed slovenia and romania is LOOOOOOONG albania conquered montenegro Yugoslavia has a part of hungary and romania and rest of balkans are turkish Portugal don't exist Nice map 10/10 And also Russia is a one big ocean
Guide to the comments:* People complaining that the U.S. wasn't mentioned* People pointing out that the U.S. was actually mentioned three times (San Juan Hill, Custer and Souix, Hatfields and McCoys)* People saying some other country besides Germany should have gotten an extended section about everyone they invaded* People disagreeing with those people* People comparing things that happened in real history to the way an alternate history played out in a game
As an American, the whole point of the song is to get along lmao idk why this matters, even though I have to agree that the USA is a shitty ass nation and that everyone here is overly patriotic or overly stupid. Or just overweight, every American has to be over something.
@@DerCent161 Operation Felix was about invading Gibraltar, with spanish cooperation. In no war the germans fought (and we had a lot of wars) there where any plans to invade Spain.
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Hearts of Iron 4 in a nutshell
okm58 basic
Oh thank fuck someone said it.
okm58 Haha I play against the rules and invade germany as Italy!!!!!!
ShibeWithUshanka that is normal
But did you drive a truck to defenseless moscow?
As a German I must say in our defense that it isn't our fault that there's so many countries right there to invade.
*british and americans enter chat*
@@greengreens6347 Soviets always forgotten
@@greengreens6347 despite the fact that the ussr crushed the nazis
@@nawarhasanien3699 with help from the US, UK and allies
@@Siriuhs1 After invading Poland together with the Nazis.
The idea of a Napoleon that stops fighting because his mom would be upset is extremely entertaining
Even though she used to punish Napoleon severely, he kinda respected that.
@@CountMonsparkle oversimplified
It still makes more sense than Batman forgiving Superman because their mothers had the same name
@@MusabTekin8144 tf
@@handheldX3 ?
"why not just accept you're wrong and admit that I was right" that line alone can/does/has/and forever will, be the bottom line for why humanity will forever be at war with itself
nope you're wrong
@@ohno6528 comedy 😆
You are right... I tried to accept others are right in exchange for unlimited supplies of opioids... but they figured out my plans and so that’s why there is the war on drugs🤣🤣😂😂
You are wrong if you have something and can't protect it.
If you wasn't so [unimportant _thing_name]-having, maybe you won't be so much a terrorist and be a freedom fighter (or not a someone to care about, it's cheaper)
We can unite through cringe. I believe in that.
they forgot the 7 million times denmark and sweden invaded each other
Norway: "Can't I Do So-"
Denmark&Sweden: "NO!!!"
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And when Hungary invaded Old Slovak lands...and the time that USSR invaded Poles and the time Austrians invaded the Kingdome of Bohemia...
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Maybe it’s the fact I haven’t learned Scandinavian history
As a german I feel offended.
We surely invaded way more countrys.
Bill Cipher yeet
King Dice Past tense of Yeet is Yote
Rickity Sticks Tank you.
The same is true of every single country mentioned or not.
hahaha how incredibly funny.
🎵The British invaded-🎵 don’t even go there man.
Would take up the whole song
It would take up the song +more
@@Tridentofmemeswould make an entire album
And suddenly Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick" isn't the longest song anymore.
@@OHKO132 multiple albums
As an italian and a historian, they could have made a 3 hours long song of all the times someone invaded us and had it done with.
Ma seriamente
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Italy
Tbf you guys also invaded 10 countries and attempted to colonize 4 others
It would get pretty complicated when we get to medieval times- do we count every instance of the city-states of Italy going to war with each other as Italy invading itself?
We have been nothing but a battlefield for the entirety of the middle ages and forward 💀
Italia ain't won a war in 2,000 years.. go sit down
Paradox games in a nutshell
Lol
@@e.j.b9720 great job, you ruined the vibe.
Someone: why Are you joining the japanice And take china And dont even got their coast line
Me: My goal is beyond your understanding
Venezuela accepts British Lend Lease
I like how it tries to promote peace but also ultimately war is inevitable.
Fighting is in our blood that is how humans have always survived that how every species on the planet operates
@@painvillegaming4119
Aliens: **back away slowly**
@@JozsefPocsi it will be funny if he think of his species like very peaceful but propaganda of the last hidding the true
@@painvillegaming4119eah sure coz living along in peace is useless.
You know, just because its a natural thing doesn't make it good. Humans can have poor eyesight, bone problems, diseases, missing organs, malfunctioning organs, overfunctionning organs, a strong random desire to punch people and be irritated very quickly. All of those are natural, yet it is ultimately a flaw. Just like the idea people can't share or compromise and instead decide to kill each other.
While the interesting part of humanity is its chaotic and near-destructive nature, it is also its most critical flaw
Peace doesn't last forever
I like how they say "Napoleon" instead of "France" everytime
I think they are called "napoleonic wars" for a reason
Because technically the coalition declared war to Napoleon, not France.
Guys i don't think it's that deep.
@@coronelkittycannon i said the same thing about your mom. I was wrong
@@azers8298that was only after Napoleon returned from Elba and started his 100 days campaign.
“Enough with domestic violence, we’re going international baby.”-The person who invented invasions.
If he talked about all the places the Mongols invaded, this would be 3 hours.
roman empire too
Funniest part is, they didn’t actually successfully invade Japan! They even tried to invade twice, both of which they died in a typhoon
@@alexandermariagernielsen8780 kamikazi.
Assuming that's meant to be Genghis with Napoleon on top of him, I'll say this: at least that remembered that, for both men, their mother had the biggest impact on their formative years.
@@alexandermariagernielsen8780 that might have been why the arrow from the mainland to Japan fell apart right before they mentioned the Japanese invasion of Manchuria
“The Germans invaded the Netherlands”
**points to Belgium**
Thats me in a nutshell (i actually always confuse Belgium and Netherlands)
*slow clapping*
@@firebomb115 yes comrade.
South Netherlands
But who truly cares?
0:40 I love how Brazil’s flag is completely different and Argentina’s flag has no sun
a wizard made it
It’s so it’s easier to animate.
More like Honduras, El Salvador or Nicaragua's flag. It can be any
For many years argentinian flag doesn't have the sun incorporated because only was used in case of war (some flags have this strange characteristic). As argentinian I suppouse the sun was added during Malvinas Islands War in 1982, if your search old photos from Buenos Aires and even during the Argentina 78 World Cup, you will notice that any argentinean flag has the sun.
Greetings to everybody and remember Juan The Horse tip "🐴🇦🇷🤝🇬🇧🐴 NO PELIÉN"
Bc the small details like ordem e progresso wont fit
I love how the German dude is a combination of all notable German military styles. All he's missing is the iconic stormtrooper gas mask, but hey, at least we have the Stahlhelm-Picklehaube. And the Prussian-Wehrmacht uniform. Plus monocle. 😂😂
this song is just casually screwing over literally every map and every timeline ever
yep
@@Antlakes ay didn't think I'd find such a recent reply jeez
No it’s accurate
the video is more like: "what would happen if time travel was in the possession of humanity?"I think that would be it if radical nationalists wanted to "help" their countries
Histeria spread more misinformation than any other "educational" program in the 90s. Dumb misconceptions like Napoleon being short all the way to flat out myths like the vomitorium being for vomiting out food.
'The germans invaded the netherlands"
*shows them invading belgium*
Origin 100 meh.. they invaded both so i guess it doesn't matter that much
#BELGIANLIVESMATTER
Origin 100 S C H L i e F F e N P L a N
yeah but there's also nothing in the song about the VOC invading Africa, it's just not every invasion in history they just wanted to make it rhyme right.
Same thing
Managed to upset a geography and history teacher at the same time with this song, gotta love the convenience
I mean, its meant to be a very basic overview for a kids show that isn't overly accurate... but yeah there are certain things here that are simply maddening if you're over the age of 12 lol
As a Brit, I am offended.
We invaded half the world then stole their stuff and hold it in the British Museum.
As an American I want to thank you for teaching all those "foreigners" how to speak English.
It made *our* world domination so much easier.
@@timbuktu8069 MANIFEST DESTINY, BABY
(or at least I think that’s what Americans say)
@@AnonymousFohYOU They had the *AUDACITY* to be on our land before we got there.
Now for the Mongols to invade everything again
0:50 I'm gonna invade the one who drew that map
Brilliant Interlectual
Bruh
It's kinda better than the yakko map ngl
I'm one year late hahaha
Hungro-Romania
@@domtessia8772 The Prussio-Polish Commonwealth
Yugoslavia looks all screwed up
Germany owns Denmark
The PL Commonwealth came back and now controls Berlin
The Romano-Hungarian Empire formed
Switzerland has a coast
Spain owns Portugal now
1:12 ah yes, the great Afghan-Russian sea
a guy from Florida
Why am I laughing so hard at this
I from Florida too
Hmmm. Caspian Sea? Dunno, man. Cartoons ain’t exactly geographically correct
It's either tajikistan or Uzbekistan, just colored light blue.
@@Tempusverum there is no sea between afghan and the rus
People talking about how this song screws over every single timeline randomly but technically if the song is about invasions then you don't have to maintain timeline-accuracy, you just name a pair of countries who invaded each other and that's alright...right?
no.
Agreed. It shows that no country's innocent.
As a history nerd, the amount of map gore on this makes me cry.
'The germans invaded the Netherlands'
_arrow points at belgium_
They Also Invaded The Belgium
Pingu XD what is Belgium?
Moldovan boi a country beside Germany
@@turcanudan9386 belgium is that weird ass country that speaks dutch french and german
Pingu is epic, They also invaded Britain, which is odd given my love for WW2 I would have noticed operation seal-lion actually happening.
The Germans invaded the Netherlands
THEY SAY AS THE ARROW POINTS AT BELGIUM
Belgium is rightful Spanish clay
Belgium is just a waffle shop in my book.
You can thank us americans, most of us dont know the difference, i do, but most dont.
Peter Hutt-Sierra Zeker weten!
Netherlands implies to Holland, Belgium and Luxembourg
People are such connoisseurs of geography nowadays, like when this was made back in the 90s nobody gave a shit about how the maps looked lmao
Based opinion
Absolute shit opinion, they actually showed the right map a few times in this video however they fucked it up right after
I guess no one knew anything about geography back then according to your comment
@@AsthmaBreather they didn’t though, every frame a map is in it looks wonky, this is because it’s a old ass hand drawn animation
@@merucrypoison296 yeah but there still can be dealt a bit more love to that y'know, but instead they decided to go off with the "please please please get a life foundation" video
In conclusions, "Why not just accept your wrong, admit that i was right," Is basically the reason for every war in history so far.
“He invaded the Prussians”
**shows Turkish Flag**
lmao XD
Modern Germany be like
Also I don't see how the song that tries to list all the invasions barely mentions the king of invaders, the British Empire
@@johncleese-mogg365 Its not invading if you are the rightful owner of that place.
@@Gamer-uf1kl Ok, bri'ish.
0:50 Every hoi4 game in a nutshell
Yep
This is essentually a Paradox game made into song.
No my friends never do sealion and then my ohter friend lises as eärussia
*1:57
fr
As a Brazilian i can say that we loved the Dutch invasion
Of course you did, you didn't experience it.
@@grafton5696 Oh it wasn't that bad, it was colonial Brazil at the time when Portugal was in union with Spain. The invasion was actually important, as it was from there and from the attempt of the colonies to retake the territory that a national identity began to be created.
Would be better if no one invended
@@DonMadruga72Ainda foi ruim ue kkk
As a Brazilian, I also hate this invasion. and any other on the lands of my beautiful, big, hard, perfect country... Paraguay.
and not a single word about the Americans
And Custer was an Alien?
Here are some American invasions
Afghanistan (2001-2021)
Iraq (2003-2011)
Vietnam (1955-1975)
Korea (1950-1953)
Panama (1989)
Grenada (1983)
Libya (1986, 2011)
Somalia (1992-1993, 2007-present)
Nicaragua (1912-1933, 1981-1990)
Dominican Republic (1916-1924, 1965-1966)
Kuwait (1990-1991)
Lebanon (1958, 1982-1984)
Philippines (1899-1902, 1945-1946)
Cuba (1961)
Iran (1953)
El Salvador (1980-1992)
Honduras (1903, 1907, 1911, 1912, 1919, 1924, 1983-1989)
Syria (2014-present)
Yemen (2002-present)
Colombia (1964-present)
List goes on
Custer was in the video
America, San Juan Hill
animators and directors after reading a history book for 10 seconds: yep we've done enough research
Nah dude they just went on good ol Wikipedia
@@uhjay109I didn't think that existed in the early 90's
@@sonicfanboy3375 They time traveled to make this video
@@uhjay109 why u tryna defend ur dumbass statement lol
It’s not wrong
Reminds me of my last game of civilization 5
Daniel McCloskey good song to play sometime late in the game XD
The Romans invaded Canada, but only sent one soldier who wandered around confused on a farm for 250 years before surrendering and offering his capital as an apology.
Civ V has insane AI.
+LAVATORR what?
+LAVATORR WHY U ALLWAYS LYING MMMMMMMMM OHMY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING
i dont know what the fuck is going on
1:13 "And Custard invaded the Soup"
Accurate version of that sentence:The Soup obliterate Custard
@@Kenboi88LOL Battle of Little Bighorn😃
I always find it funny how Germany is highlighted as invading everyone, while Britain is only mentioned invading Scotland
The british invaded *plays yakkos world*
ZeldaGamer747 lol
priceless
The Brits invaded:
United States
Canada
Mexico
Panama
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Iceland is the scariest country it just sits there, plotting plotting.... plotting
Sooner or later they will strike... That day hide your children, family and friends for it will be the end of us all
It's just staring at us, menacingly
Just waiting for a disaster to happen, then they'll shut down their borders and *NOT LET ME WIN PLAGUE INC C'MON!!!*
Yes, The Icelandic’s Will Kill Us All, It Will Bribe Troops Before It’s Removed From NATO (Nation Anti-Terrorism Organization)
You think you have Iceland to worry about you should be worrying about Ireland we are coming world wa ha ha ha hahaha
I don't like that they only talk about other countries. I will say for them:
The US invaded Hawaii, Iraq, Lybia, Afghanistan, Yugoslavia, Cuba, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Vietnam, indians etc
I know this song is about peace, but doesn't it seem hypocritical to you that they present themselves as peaceful people who have fought almost no one?
i mean, they talked about cuba (san juan hill) and the sioux, and there's so much you can fit in 2 minutes and 26 seconds
also, you missed Japan and the Philippines
to be a little fair this was the late 90s... so the invasion of Iraq had not yet happened
"Tell me everything about war without telling me you know everything about war"
0:36 Why not just accept You're Wrong, Admit that I was Right?
(that's my favorite line in the song)
Let's all shake hands, respect our lands, and then we're gonna invade!
Twitter moment
0:37
@@killertrip10 I really did not understand what the message behind this line was: Get along but still fight?
@@DeutschlandMapping egalitarian communes breed dissonance.
I loved how they didn’t mentioned any American invasion
not everythink is about you americans
Tfw custer and the sioux is in the song
Custer and Roosevelt are both in the song?
Tho yeah there's a bunch more like Vietnam, the Philippines-- tho I don't think the CIA interfering in South America counts as an invasion
san juan hill
@@gabrielegenota1480 Vietnam wasnt an offensive war it was a civil war but yeah true
I love how Napoleon is almost interrupting all the invasions
Meanwhile the US "exporting" democracy 😮
Ok I know the German part is just saying Germany invaded stuff, but what it that map?
And the uniform?
Or the genaral lack of geographic information that was right in every of theyr songs
FoughtStatue ikr! The Polish-Lithuanian Empire is shown and Eastern Europe has gone to shit.
The United Kingdom Eastern Europe is not recognizable
@Ewan Callister They probably had a WWI officer just for kid friendly purposes but that is not a map of Europe pre-WW1. With those borders, I don't think that ever was a map
@Ewan Callister: It's HISTERIA!, not Animaniacs...
I love how these kids are just smiling while people are destroying eachother
Why not
I love how even talk about bloody history events the cartoon not show dirty jokes like many internet cartoon i see. It's fresh for me.
errors in the map at 0:50 if the map is about any historical borders:
1, Switzerland does not have a coast.
2, No Portugal.
3, Poland is a complete mess.
4, Purple down there.
5, No Luxembourg and Hungary.
6, Southern Balkan doesn't look like that geographically and politically.
7, Austria
8, Belarus doesn't exist in the best-matched time of the map.
Im not sure what sets me off the most.
1:the bad geography
2:the map of europ during the germany part
3:the fact that the german uniform is a mix of the ww1,ww2 and preww1 german military.
4.the fact that the song should be 1 hour long to count all the nations that got invaded by the us,england and spain alone.
Im questioning where luxembourg and why does switzerland have a sea
Not a surprise the American-produced kids cartoon wants to whitewash how America has its own history of imperialism
@@goofyahhchipsahoy118 I’m questioning why England has a land border with France and what happened to the whole northern part of Russia?
The said Netherlands when it is belgium and North Africa is water
i mean to be fair this was made a long time ago
Forgot the most important: the Emus invaded Australia
No austrailia was the one who did
It’s a little bit more complicated than they just invaded Australia they actually rated Australian farmers which I think might have been a war crime but whatever it wasn’t an invasion but a raids.
The British invaded Australia. The Great Emu Alliance just started the defence a little late. A little very late. ':D
@@Beatbot400 the uk invaded Australia
The emus invaded Australia
They did not once mention any amerikkkan invasions
They do in the san juan hill part
@@Y0u4-moml0l11 ah ok
This has aged like rotten milk in the 2020s.
Eh, just add a few new lines about Ukraine, Palestine, Trump, and (probably) Taiwan and you'll be fine
@@masonsykes2240 Trump? not another libtard who don't know what theyre talking about whatsoever; Trump was the first four-year term president who did not start a new war since Eisenhower. He also cleared relations in the middle east and strengthen ties with north korea and russia. 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
@@croatball-rn3967 i don't think he cleared anything with the middle East in fact he made it worst especially for Palestine even tho sleepy Joe is doing the same thing now with making things worst
You realize the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has been going on since 1948@masonsykes2240
In reality, Napoleon wasn't actually that short
Histeria: no
Well he did invade much of Europe
Histeria: no
He conquered Europe
@@erichvondonitz5325 he tried to.
@@SistaKhandie and successfully conquered it, for a few days
He successfully did several times.
@@mathieushifera135 oh, ok.
"The Germans invaded the Netherlands" *points to Belgium*
oh hi everybody! What's a Belgium? All I know is southern Netherlands.
oh hi everybody! All I know is Austria and France.
Andre Miranda There is no Southern Netherlands. It's Belgium.
Andre Miranda Rage about your defait against civilian? Fuck the batavians
Yeah and the Spanish were almost allies with the Germans. The Germans never wanted to invade them
"Sir, your mom is upset because you invade Europe... What should we do now?"
Napoleon:
Kids : that's fun song!
History lover : OK.
Pretty fun song about mass slaughters
+Redem10 Pretty inaccurate and wrong song*
Guys, cant we just stop complaining about that? Its inaccurate, but its funny, this was always on the TV when I was a kid in Czech Republic (Now, in our country its forgotten)
Nope. I remember it very well.
R
no, about history.
0:40 That brazilian flag killed me
The one at the left near Bangladesh and Belgium
@@hasanefe7988 i dunno but whoever did that never saw a Brazilian flag
Are we sure thats even Brazil at that point
Brazilian Ethiopia
When the Argentinians remove the sun in their flag
WE GOIN TO 4TH GRADE WIT THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
(5 minutes after this song was made)
The US invaded Iraq
The Russians invaded Ukraine (3 times)
Nothing major happened in Africa (lie)
Slovenia, Bosnia , Spain!
US invaded
Afghanistan
Iraq
Iran
Libya
Syria
Somalia
Grenada
Korea
Vietnam
China
Serbia
Yugoslavia
Venezuela
Honduras
Russia
Lebanon
Palestine
.....
More then 70 invasions for 20-21 centuries
Here are some American invasions
Afghanistan (2001-2021)
Iraq (2003-2011)
Vietnam (1955-1975)
Korea (1950-1953)
Panama (1989)
Grenada (1983)
Libya (1986, 2011)
Somalia (1992-1993, 2007-present)
Nicaragua (1912-1933, 1981-1990)
Dominican Republic (1916-1924, 1965-1966)
Kuwait (1990-1991)
Lebanon (1958, 1982-1984)
Philippines (1899-1902, 1945-1946)
Cuba (1961)
Iran (1953)
El Salvador (1980-1992)
Honduras (1903, 1907, 1911, 1912, 1919, 1924, 1983-1989)
Syria (2014-present)
Yemen (2002-present)
Colombia (1964-present)
Rwanda invaded the Congo in 1998 starting the second deadliest war in the 20th century (yes, more than World War 1)
@@Mehmetimuser1453 stretching it with a lot of these.
@@Mehmetimuser1453tell me you dont know shit about history without telling me it
1:25 basically why Batman and Superman stopped fighting
I think my fave sequence here is the Germany one....great job by the singers.
+Red_Jacket The harsh Russian winter didn't exactly help the Germans...nor did Stalin basically telling Hitler to F off and moving industrial centers east of the Urals where Germany couldn't reach.
+sam signorelli But all the Germans wanted was peace... peace.. a little peace of...
+Red_Jacket A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France...
+sam signorelli And as a result of that, Israel invaded the Middle East.
+Red_Jacket Not really, the palestinians were there for thousands of years. Thousands of years of culture and history made it more theirs than isreals. And a couple of fairy tales in the bible hardly give them a right to it over the people who sculpted it with thousands of years of culture and societal progress.
Absolutely brilliant and as relevant as ever.
This is far too joyful for mentioning the worst war in history 💀
And this map still gives me brain-aids years after the meme was first popular.
We almost invaded the spanish? Never heard of that.
And the UK as well? Damn. Looks like we won WW2 actually.
Volunteers to nazi spain
@@flavivsaetivs5738 I recognize the source of your avatar. BASED ☦
Franco demanded neutrality and only implicit alliance with the Axis. If the commies won the Civil War, Germany would have invaded
@@flavivsaetivs5738 1. Wasn't Nazi Spain, it was Fascist spain.
2. It was sourt of a Proxy war. Italy, Germany and Portugal backed the Fascist, USSR and UK the Republicans.
The Germans considered to invade Spain one time to get to Gibraltar
0:29 That face of complete regret.
"And they invaded North Africa next!"
*points to the Mediterranean Sea*
We aren't even a million years old.
Humans no, they're ancestors definitely
MY GOD, WE SHOULD ALL ARGUE ABOUT THE STUPID MAP INSTEAD OF ENJOYING THE SONG.
DOWN WITH THE MAP.
The map was wrong
When they said the Germans invalided the Netherlands the arrow pointed to Belgium... Plus the Germans never successfully invaded the UK
Andraise and they Saïd germany inladen THE SOVIET religieus but its not True and napoleon didnt invade russia
uhm yes napoleon and the germans invaded russia... invasion doesnt has to be succesful to count as invasion
0:50 the errors on that map hurt my head
-The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth came back and controls Berlin
-Germany owns Denmark
-Italy and Austria’s borders look all screwed up
-What is under what I think is supposed to be Poland
-Spain owns Portugal
-Switzerland stole part of Italy’s coast
-Yugoslavia looks all screwed up
-The Romano-Hungarian Empire formed
-What is going on with Greece
-Bulgaria looks all screwed up
-Where is Luxembourg
-Germany looks all screwed up
-Italian Albania is missing most of its coast
-What HAPPENED to Ukraine
Lets also not forget that the German Uniform looks way too inaccurate
That “Romano-Hungarian empire” looks like a bastardized Austro-Hungarian empire
Shut the fuck up
It's a song for kids
Also the ottomans some how came back
@@UnluckyCantaloupe4 and?
@@UnluckyCantaloupe4 well that's even worse, now they think that's how europe looks like and they'll get confused
Someone else noticed that they didn't say any about usa XD
"America, San Juan Hill" and "Custer invaded the Sioux"
They forget that out of the 200+ nations , the UK went to war with all but 22. But they don’t show it there for some reason
0:50 this map is a pure mess
I'm sure Emperor Tigerstar would love it
Did you see the globe where South America shows up twice
It looks like instead of Hungary they put a larger Tirol to the east of Austria even though there's already a Tirol there.
Why the f did a country in exactly the same shape as the kingdom of Carantania twice it's size appear at Slovenia and Austria lol.
HOLY SHIT
Britian has land bridge
Switzerland is BIG
Portugal? Nah- Spain
September 1st, 1939. Pand has invaded Germany along with the ____
Yugoslavia looks like it's politics
Greece-Italy land bridge
EtC
Britain invaded most of the world
Histeria:no
Well Germany didn't invade england
Histeria:no
Danganronpa
Actually Germany did invade parts of britain like Egypt and the channel islands
Germans invaded england few times
England is Germans who invaded British Isles
@@osaz1018 Hold on what
cant let gang know i fw this
I cant either
Imagine sending this video in the middle of a twitter argument
US logic: Mentioning that Germany invaded the Netherlands, arrow points at Belgium.
They said that Napoleon invaded Russia... Russia (with Prussians and English) invaded Napoleon's France in 1815.
Oh so it does. Well it was hand drawn animation so give them some slack.
***** I'm sorry, you're right. I just confused the word "invasion" with loosing in war.
Дмитрий Хихлуха Not really. Napoleon invaded Russia in summer 1812 but had to withdraw in winter. The allied forces of Russia, Britain, Prussia and Austria hunted him down to Paris (1813), where he had to abdicate and was sent into exile. When he came back in 1815 whole Europe was sure, that the conflict would start again - that's why the armies of Britain and Prussia crushed Napoleon at Waterloo before he could take some serious action.
+Дмитрий Хихлуха Napoleon invaded Russia earlier in order to encourage Russia to follow the continental system In 1812, and took Moscow. If that isn't an invasion I don't know what is. Further, Russia wasn't able to bring their soldiers to France before Napoleon abdicated in the War of the Seventh Coalition, the only Napoleonic War that took place in 1815. The only time Russian boots touched French dirt during Napoleon's reign was in the Sixth Coalition, which ended in 1814
I love Hysteria, but those freakish egg babies add nothing other than nightmares.
Shaun Cobb so thats what that abomination is
why was this funny cartoon cancelled?
This video is a pain for history nerds
0:04 the earliest hominid skeletons have been around 3 million years ago but modern humans have been around for 200,000 not exactly several million years ago.
I love how they give to Germany the role of invader that England totally deserves.
+Quisiio0303456 soooo, we just gonna forget WW2? Although England did invade France and India and North America and China, but still.
+Will Philp Only the north of America? Just say America as a continent, and Spain, and Africa. Invaded more during WWII so... Iam not forgetting it.
Look out for the book "All The Countries We've Ever Invaded And The Few We Never Got Round To" by Stuart Laycock
Well, Germany did manage to invade a mass of countries in an amazingly short amount of /time/, they just blazed through Europe and really emphasized that Blitz in "Blitzkreig."
England has invaded 9 out of 10 countries in the world
Tell me about it! In two years, they swarmed over Poland, Denmark, Norway, Luxemborg, Holland, Belgium, France, Yugoslavia and Greece in campaigns that were well executed and caused most of the other nations in Europe to ally with the Germans. Even nations that had tons of help from the British and their commonwealth states failed to hold out against the German blitz. Only the Russians held out and even then, it was close.
The Germans invaded the Netherlands.
*Arrow points to Belgium*
TRIGGERED
Why is everyone talking about that instead of pointing out Poland the "soviet states" owning berlin and Netherlands the land of Poles?
They went through the netherlands and belgium
You did it, you solved just solved all conflicts world wide
Seriously, this song is straight 🔥
I thought Gandhi is gonna Nuke everyone at the end.
i'm very disappointed...
lol i dunno whats the deal with everyone, ghandi in my games always go for cultural victory
MZC 23 4 me Ghandi was like that and then randomly I just saw Ghandi with a nuke and went "HELL NO!" but he never did anything and he had pretty friendly relations with every one, well until I tried 2 conquer him and got nuked
well in the end everyone will have nukes, i jus never got nuked cuz i had the strongest military and didnt attack anyone
They recked him😪
that would be very funny, Gandhi, an icon of world peace and non violence starting a nuclear war.
I'm pretty sure that the Netherlands is not located on Belgium.
Ludwig Van Beethoven I thought so
Ludwig Van Beethoven Belgium? You mean France, right?
I was literally searching for a comment saying this
wel it depends on when, belgium was part of the netherlands for a while
And I'm quite concerned about the shape of Czechoslovakia
1:39 When did this song came from being about invasions to being about people just fighting each other
Damn, all the propaganda aside it is quite catchy
0:50 *FACEPALM*
Damn look at Switzerland they have access to the sea and Poland is uh polish lithuanian commenwealth.
france is the only country that look almost normal
Its 100% amercian map cuz Poland is Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 20th century and they have Berlin switzerland has sea Austria annexed slovenia and romania is LOOOOOOONG albania conquered montenegro Yugoslavia has a part of hungary and romania and rest of balkans are turkish
Portugal don't exist
Nice map 10/10
And also Russia is a one big ocean
Guide to the comments:* People complaining that the U.S. wasn't mentioned* People pointing out that the U.S. was actually mentioned three times (San Juan Hill, Custer and Souix, Hatfields and McCoys)* People saying some other country besides Germany should have gotten an extended section about everyone they invaded* People disagreeing with those people* People comparing things that happened in real history to the way an alternate history played out in a game
And some EUIV refferences for good measure.
And them flags, LSD drawn flags
i like how americans talk about europeans invading other countries but when you talk about usa invading someone they get uncontrollably mad
also the foundation of the US was one big invasion tbh
As an American, the whole point of the song is to get along lmao idk why this matters, even though I have to agree that the USA is a shitty ass nation and that everyone here is overly patriotic or overly stupid. Or just overweight, every American has to be over something.
Didn't the song mention the Spanish American War?
Here are some American invasions
Afghanistan (2001-2021)
Iraq (2003-2011)
Vietnam (1955-1975)
Korea (1950-1953)
Panama (1989)
Grenada (1983)
Libya (1986, 2011)
Somalia (1992-1993, 2007-present)
Nicaragua (1912-1933, 1981-1990)
Dominican Republic (1916-1924, 1965-1966)
Kuwait (1990-1991)
Lebanon (1958, 1982-1984)
Philippines (1899-1902, 1945-1946)
Cuba (1961)
Iran (1953)
El Salvador (1980-1992)
Honduras (1903, 1907, 1911, 1912, 1919, 1924, 1983-1989)
Syria (2014-present)
Yemen (2002-present)
List goes on
@@Mehmetimuser1453 that's only the ones i could remember offhand
War never changes
Beautiful anthem of the United Nations
They forgot the emphasize the uselessness of the UN.
0:50 - 1:04 a VERY complex way to say that Germany wanted to become a continent wide nation!
*worldwide
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Pov: You search racist in other countries
It's funny but also really really Sad
I think people are taking this too serious.
I'm just listening to the song, meanwhile everyone is arguing on what is true and false
Sore losers
Alex Braunberger listrning this while playikg facist nettherlands in Hearts of iron 4
Says the fucking Crusader!
But muh evil USA/UK
0:50 every darn game of HOI4
lol that's accurate
Roblox rise of nations:
As a german I can say, we never invaded spain. Maybe next time...
It also said "they almost invaded in spain" not "they invaded in spain" probably refering to Operation Felix if it is about ww2
@@DerCent161 Operation Felix was about invading Gibraltar, with spanish cooperation. In no war the germans fought (and we had a lot of wars) there where any plans to invade Spain.
“The Germans invaded Netherlands”
*”lands on Belgium”*