Dark Souls 3: Giant Door Squad
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- Опубліковано 29 бер 2017
- "giant" thanks to yung maestro for dooring it up with me: / thekaboomguy
my twitter: / ironpineapple_
The giant door shield is stupid fun to mess around with, give it a shot. And yes, I actually enjoyed the Ringed City DLC, much better than the last one.
Music: / rollomatik-wrap-it - Ігри
*You invaded the world of IronPineapple*
Invader: "....Fuck"
Imagine if this was who invaded you first with the Judicator guy
yeah instantly knows hes not only dead but will get bullyd in the proces XD
And then shamed on youtube haha
"Whelp, time to use that black crystal"
I would press the self destruct key on my computer.
Yes that is actually a thing. No it isn't nearly as bad as exploding my PC. It does make the computer bluescreen though.
how rude they forgot to knock
Yeah, Those two are aDOORable.
Vertikill Have a reply.
have another reply
I like your avatar
I like your face
Them: We're to good for this dude
Random: *wips out doors*
Them: *He's Perfect*
Dores makes man perfect
Underrated comments
Too*.
The poor victim who saw the 3 doormen was in awe, he knew he had no chance.
the darker you make an universe, the sillier the fans will make it.
Please can you say it for evangalion
@@illuminity6618 i can.
@@illuminity6618 a lot of people already did
So Warhammer 40k
@@Adros2121 ye
*Can't open from this side*
One of the many nightmares of Dark Souls, now weaponized.
I have played dark souls for years, fighting enemies and bosses, mastering weapons, sorceries and pyromancies, but never, have I ever seen such a weapon, that holds this amount of power.
*Enemies can open doors.*
@@mariofann9000 but have you mastered miracles?
@@electrobrotm217 MiRAcLEs Is ShiT iN DaRk sOuLS 3
This is how the world ends: With hundreds of Unkindled forming a wall and making the Soul of Cinder pay for it
Nah you got that all wrong. Soul of Cinder is gonna build the wall between Lothric and Drangleic. And we're gonna make Vendrick pay for it.
But... Drangleic is IN Lothric, the earthen peak is in the dreg heap which is in high lothric.
Clorox Bleach I know Vendrick he is a wonderful guy he will build a great wall better than any wall in all of lore. You sun kids will be talking about it.
Ashen Juan might not even be able to climb that wall
Gwyn is gonna make Lordran great again
"World War 3 will be fought with nukes, but World War 4 will be fought with doors."
And I suppose ww5 will be fought with boats yeah?
I knew the moment obama said we'll be opening doors He ment this......
nuke nuke nuking on heavens door
World War Door amiright?
You mean DORES
i love that rookie with the two wooden war good shields.
hes a little confused but hes got the spirit
FromSoft: Dark Souls is a game about experiencing the hopelessness of a world trapped in an endless cycle of darkness and despair.
Dark Souls Fanbase: hehe dores
DORES
DORES
DORES
DORES
DORES
Now I know why the DLC starts with "The *Close* of the Age of Fire"
Son Tama lol
Not sure how the fire can end when this shit is fucking lit.
dasani991 I'm not sure if you got the joke
dont think u got his joke either
Poi? Joke-ception
The one guy pulling out his own two doors "Fuck it lets roll" I loved that xD
I'm a simple man
I see door.
I alt-f4
Lmao i found this hella funny
why 😅🤣 try fight and defeat them! you lost at the start of the match 🤨 Git Gud my Sun Bro 👍
@Adam J. Harper they'll make mistake, they'll slip
Others will invade who will help you defeat them
they might slip and fall from a cliff
Shia surprise
@@Garp1990 it's a joke genius
Dark Souls is a series which explores the meaning behind humanity, despair, corruption of power...
and nonsensical shenanigans.
This is what the Dark Soul does to a man.
but mostly nonsensical shenanigans.
Dark Souls, a series known for its meticulously designed levels, the enemy placements can define your journey, and the very actions affect the people and enemies around you. Some are driven mad, some are given a thirst for blood, some... well, even the Lords of Cinders would fear them, those who wield weapons of mass destruction, and yet they are no more but lowly mortals... or are they the ancient dragons reborn?
Ova Loaf or just men who're trying to shove their love of doors into people...literally.
Tis what thou signed up for.
I got invaded by a guy named "doorman" while helping out some fella at high wall, I didn't think much of it until we reached a doorway that normally has no door...
Except it did.
With infinite stamina hacks.
When the host finally gave up on breaking through it, I knocked twice with my fist and he stepped out of the way and left.
The doormans will step aside if you prove that you're a real gentleman who knocks every door before entering.
That a good gaming story
LOL
True gent
Good Door
“My offense is my defense” - the legendary door warriors
Snow Tatoe dooriors
Hodor!
"The best offense is a good defense" - the doormen
Legendoory Door Dooriers
@@gus251 Legendooriors
This may sound insane, but this is my comfort video. I come back to it everytime I have a bad day.
You are not alone, duh
My comfort video in college was Emarrel's video where he summons white phantoms in DS1 on his NG+8 SL1 character. That was an amazing video. Link: ua-cam.com/video/ATvBYudDmY4/v-deo.html
Pathing wrong with liking doors
Mines The State of Movement Shooters by FUnke
It doesn't sound insane trust me
It was only a matter of time.
The Walls rise again.
Berg Electron "No man on earth can make you fall"
the wall just got ten feet higher
Remember OnlyAfro's 'The Wall'?
The Legend never dies.
Trump would be damn proud
I like how they added a shield that is weak to fire in a dlc where literally every weapon does fire damage
hyperham51197 you know what it sword art r2 is freaking insane it can block everything even fire and the op angel too
and nearly no dmg
Real men use both at the same time.
Оксана Цветкова fuck outta here with that bullshit
The guy who just fell to his knees in despair when the 3 naked door men slowly approached him sent me into orbit
Could you imagine having a boss fight and it's just 3 heavies with door shields?
Don't give them ideas. Lol
Alt+f4
Well, you know what they say...
When one door closes, another one opens...
Stargale *another one KICKS YOUR ASS
*another one BITE ZA DUSTO
If only we could get like 30 people into a game, we could make a maze that randomly attacks you.
i just imagined that and laughed for a straight minute haha
DARK SOULS 4
DOOR SOULS 4
DOOR TROLLS 4
DOOR 4
Heroes have swords.
Legends have spears.
But Gods,...
*Gods have doors*
God slayers have walls
@@Friendlybot9000 and Demon Slayers have mountains... lol
HEAVEN'S DOORS
How am I the first person to say God Of Door?
I don't understand. Why doesn't this comment have more likes?!
The amount of masculinity I just witnessed made me question my sexuality. Then I realized the answer is yes
**DOOR DOES NOT OPEN FROM THIS SIDE**
That's the perfect name for a character that does this
M. Lil too long tho
Those damn character limits always ruin the fun
holy shit
How about *Locked.* ?
"We will build a wall. This wall will be so high, it will be the highest wall."
-Prince Lothric
Texas Lawman '...Now, if there's nothing else to discuss, I need to get back to rewriting the laws so I can legally fuck my own family.
OH SHIT THE MICROPHONE WAS ON!!!'
"BUILD A GREAT WALL FOR AMERICA" Donald Trump
"When the high wall appeared, they weren't sending their best. They're bringing death, they're bringing crime, they're hollow"
Make Lothric great again!
@@solitudeau8188 "And some... I assume, are good undead
5 years later this is still a joy to watch
Indeed
D O O R
Lmao we're way cool for this dude
*Now hold on...*
That made me laugh way harder then it should have haha
ックアイザ that was hands down my favorite part
@@whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875 Same
It's like, they looked at all the stupid shit we were doing in DS2, you know, the stuff they nerfed, and From Soft just said "You know what? Fuck It, put it all back in the new game, and make it even more stupid fun".
'cept that you can't have fun in DS3 PVP, even when i try doing stupid fun builds i get abused with Estoc and other stuff.
Yup, that's why DS2 was so great. People bash it a lot but it really gave us some dope ass content
Lmao that Vaati cameo tho
What is the time on video where he shows up?
BeeStripes 030 Where?
Typanion 2:00
Ahad Zeb 2:00
"Welcome to the Ringed City"
The music just makes it..so much more enjoyable..thank you for this masterpiece
What’s the music?
We need a sequel to this. Giant Door Squad 2.
GDS 2: Off The Hinges xD
@@swytchblayd Good one lol.
Life has many doors, Ed-boy.
oh goddamnit lolol
Good ol ralph
Many doors, indeed. Too many to handle, for couch potato ed-boys!
rolf
If only they made the hat of discipline as a weapon
this could easily be an official boss in their next game
Door King, Lord of the Hinged Barrier.
You fucking think Bloodborne will have shields?
@@WSilvermane Bloodborne eh?
aww that's cute ya let the one guy play. Prob the best time he's had.
door bros before souls.
Hodor would be proud to see this. Such door holding skills.
nice one
"The path is closed."
I member that from somewhere
Overwatch, when symmetras teleporter gets destroyed.
Alex of Yharnam symmetra when her teleporter gets destroyed
OMG IT'S KICKBOXING BANANA
why aren't you helping Throthgar with the DLC?
"The way is shut.."
I hope this is the first thing aliens see of our civilisation.
Aliens: "WTF?!"
Im afraid someone rick rolled them instead.
"And as you can see, high council, these humans we found are idiots. Advanced enough to make computers, but idiots."
"Lets invade them, they seem simple enou...mistake MISTAKE"
*FUNK INTESIFIES*
Riesenfriese False. Seeing this they would know we surpassed them long ago and bend a knee to our superior Door based culture, knowing that it is only right and natural to marvel at our grandeur.
I love how you just teamed up with the other door guys
1:33
Asserting dominance with the boys
*adds dual greatshields and dual greatswords
*doesn't add "well, what is it?" or "shrug" gestures
okay From
W Hayes sounds like you haven't found em yet.
RAPTUREWEREWOLF Liar
I'm mostly sad about the lack of "look skyward".
KaedeLanyo rapture lies
-Adds grody face mask
-Doesn't add Mask of the Father
Why spend the fuckin money
Bringing "slaming the door on people's faces" to a whole other level.
When you three were lined up doing the same animation I was dying 😂
Oh man! This is still one of my all time favourite videos of Dark Souls III. The music and the edit is just, ON POINT!
I had a D&D character once by the name of Creggith Crag-Closer. One day, while the party (composed primarily of Chaotic Neutrals and Neutral Evils) was adventuring in an old castle, we came across an object we would all come to know and love as The Mighty Door. It was a plain, yet sturdy reinforced wooden door. We spent something like fifteen rounds just doing strength checks to force it open before the Chaotic Good barbarian stepped in and it finally opened, snapping off its hinges as he charged it. The Mighty Door itself was unscathed.
Creggith saw this door withstand a minute-and-a-half long onslaught of a pair of Gruumsh clerics, a very befuddled samurai, and one increasingly furious fighter trying to break it, yet it was unharmed. Obviously, this was a powerful magical artifact. So Creggith claimed it, stuck it into a portable hole, and maintained it would be the front door to his mansion. Until then, Creggith would carry the Mighty Door on his back, to use as quick improvised cover should the need arise. That door lasted until one of the players (the only Lawful Good) turned antipaladin and ruined the game, at which point I quit that group.
I have a homebrew magical item to represent the power of the Door, though each is but a pale imitation of the true article. None can replace the Mighty Door. None can overcome its steadfast resolve, for though the blade can slash, and the hammer can crush, and the spear can pierce, the Door shall always withstand.
edit: I'm considering adding an artifact/intelligent version of the Mighty Door. If so, it's probably going to be the Gate of Hell. "Abandon every hope, ye who enter here" and all.
best comment
Just one quick comment, it says "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" over the gates of hell, not every hope.
Erebos Tenebris
I know, but I heard one translation from Italian where it was "abandon every hope", and I thought it sounded better. To me, it implies that you go through all of them and discard them one-by-one.
nice pasta /tg/
Egalitariat I can't read
Hodor likes this video.
Raging Rens I was gunna make a got joke
Raging Rens you shall not pass
too soon ;(
Nice.......
The shields do more damage than my sword
i would look for a refund
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 funniest part is that the doors consume fp to use their special abilities
But if you have 0 fp the mega defense mode works identically and the rush attack drops from 300 damage to 200 on a standard infusion plus 8
So yeah just imagine putting fire blessed or heavy on this
Fire could lower your weakness so pyromancer don’t laugh
Blessed lowers defense by like 2 and lowers damage by under 100 on a min requirement build and heavy boost the balls outta the damage to the point where despite still being in the soft ap the weapon acts like an actual weapon lol
@@markmcgehee3864 i wonder how they came up with the idea for this shieldweapon.
Just wanted to compliment Mr. Pineapple's choice and use of music in all of his videos. Sophisticated, humorous, lush, perfect editing, apt. Great stuff.
What’s the music name?
@@dashreznicek8336 not sure if you ever got the answer but it's "Wrap it" by Rollomatik
Hey so I just found you and we have essentially opposite names. Nice.
IronMango
RubberPineapple
I do like mangos
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Proof that multiverses exist.
If you're not subbed to pineapple yet, there's the door
Best terrible joke ever
_Door Souls 3™_
Hehe
I know this is old but this is disturbingly satisfying to watch.
same
Classics never die
Ladies and gentlemen, THE DOORS.
Underrated comment
The slowed down Thwomp sound effect killed me lol
UUURGH
WIG WOM
That had me at first and then the Vaati sound bit just took it home
U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U R R R R R G G G H H H H H
White snoop Dogg try me bithc
As a wise man once said
"I AM THE DEFENSE"
Lazy what kind of defense is this?
@@astaymirschosen9545 I AM THE DEFENSE!!!
God I really wish I had picked up dark souls way way earlier than I did. Watching these old PvP compilations makes me realize just how much I’ve missed
i fucking love the end where Yung looks away and back to you like "I promise it wasn't me this time"
*blocks your path*
Nicholas Longinsky Nothing personel kid.
nothing personnel*
nothing personal** ?
Oh you sweet summer child.
Google ColdSteel the Hedgeheg. Yes. Hedgeheg.
This is the funniest dark souls video I’ve seen in a while. Great content you deserve a sub my man
It's been years and in terms of game comedy videos, I come back to this one. It sticks in the mind.
door my life up fam
YUSH!!!!!
Iron Pineapple I've been waiting for this
See? Daddy Pineapple upload
Iron Pineapple i lovd you
Iron Pineapple What are you, a shitty Havel the Rock fanboy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry😢😢😢
"Hey boss, I have a great idea for a new weapon for the upcoming DLC! I was thinking of a sw-"
*Swords? Axes? Spears? Hammers? Bagh, we need something out of the ordinary.*
"Well, I went to this castle place a few days ago with my kids and-"
*I got the PERFECT idea..! Doors.*
"Doors? Just... doors?"
*Yes, doors. Big, wooden doors. They're gonna act like shields AND as weapon.*
"So... doors? Big, reinforced wooden doors? That's it? Because my sword can use thi-"
*Fuck swords! Fuck all them weapons! Just give them a couple of doors.*
Sweetheart Taric its a very... unique item
199th like!
Congratulations Iron Pineapple. This video and the RDRII Wild West Shenanigans video just earned you a new subscriber, nicely done 👌
I've never laughed at Dark Souls so hard in my entire life thanks
"Dark spirit Gotye has died"
Well, Now I guess he's just somebody that you used to know.
Michael Bouman lol i'm late but good shit man
Top 10 Scariest Gangs In The World
If this gang isnt number one on your watch mojo vid I'm coming for your family
Lmao legit
Not when Firestorm will blasts them around the room.
I will always be glad I got to experience the souls series for things just like this. Don't know if there will ever be anything like it again.
Imagine being the dev that had this idea and got it implemented. This vid would bring a tear of joy to my eye.
Knowing this is more viable than my pyromancer build embarrasses me.
3:40 in that moment you need the shrug gesture
This is so fricking stupid, I love it, the only thing missing is a Pillar Men’s theme song
Probably couldn't due to copyright concerns.
The funky beat fits so perfectly, though.
Almost 4 yrs ago, still the best DS3 video i ever seen
HOLD THE DOOR
HOL THE DOR
HOLDOOR
HODOOR
WE BRING WAR That was very emotional moment. 😢 But I think, if these two with their doors shields were in game of thrones, white walkers would be fucked. 😂
Arisa maybe hodor still be alive :(
Winter is here
Jσlα F
To soon man...
Did a giant door build for arena pvp at sl 150, never had more fun in my life.....90% of players have no clue how to defend against it.... Be prepared to be getting some hate mail though.
got the build?
@@Spooky711B depends on what SL your going for, but at 120, go with whatever vigor and vit your cool with(i usually go 30 vig 25 vit) but the key is to have at least 40 str(the more the merrier) and most importantly, this build depends mostly on endurance(40 minimum) as your going to shield tank through everything, the only thing that gets through is very minor elemental chip damage. BEWARE OF BACKSTABS, its the only weakness, be patient, its very timing dependent (for getting off good attacks) turtle up and wait for them to attack, when they are mid animation hit them with the WA, mix it up and use timing and spacing, also keep a secondary weapon ready(heavy straightsword to really pull off the complete cancer build)just incase you get matched with a caster. Play around with it. at the time I got into using it there were no "build guides" or even "weapon guides" for using the doors, just a hilarious trolling montage by fighterPL if im not mistaken.....tons of fun.
@@LIBERTYorD34TH Dope, thanks!
I found a way on sl 52
this is one of the best things I've seen in a long time!
i absolutely died after the 3rd person joined and they started flexing their shields lol
Wait, if they guard break you then riposte, does that count as breaking and entering?
What about Breaching and Clearing?
Breaching and clearing would be breaking their guard, then pyromancy or sorcery.
" taps B " best fucking bit lol
1:36 , look at that guy, he felt hopeless
This will never ceases to put me in a good mood. Good work.
True
0:48 for honor in a nutshell
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Rayon
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
osaid98
good fight!
good fight!
good fight!
Sirwhite Alotlol
group up!
group up!
group up!
blackliceball101
Nice Shot!
Nice Shot!
Nice Shot!
Ugh wrong meta...
*Gives me conniptions*
Maxim Cossette-Patry
*We’re not fit to lick their boots*
You see this UA-cam?
Now THIS is quality content
How did it take me so long to see this video! This is an art peice
It was only a matter of time...
lmao when the 3rd guy squads up
Ah man this had me laughing so much! Thank you! I could watch this for hours!!!
Man! I saw this video when it first came out! It has a very special place in my heart. I’ve laughed so hard at these jokes. Definitely the progressively drawn-out Thwomp grunt is my favorite. 😂
Why are they built like JoJo characters
Kekles only way to carry the doors to Valhalla fam.
ZA WARUDOOR
Did you know that Hirohiko Araki invented muscular male physiques? Gyms are actually a jojo reference and any adult male with muscles in media is a direct allusion to the manga
oh yeah obviously
Excuse me! I believe the word you're looking for is "THICC"
they all come a knockin, but they allways get a rockin
4 years later and this is still my favorite dark souls video.
First video I watched from your channel. Instant sub.
I lost it when you played the whomp noise.
yo when was that?
how did they get there characters so buff my character looks like a pre pubescent teen.
You gotta lift hard with some fuckin doors
Mods and 10 ton doors my man
Do you even door?
+99 strength my man
Steroids.... and lifting doors of course
happy giant door squad 5 year anniversary
Amazing intro, actually the whole video is amazing.
Hold the door!!!
Shadowanroid stop
Hammer Time!
Shadowanroid too soon
I remember making a Hodor Twink build as soon as I found this weapon. It was OPAF.
Hold my beer, I've got a door to hold.
Yay, New DS III video!
That was very impressed dlc compared to first one.
+Fading Walnut I had to concentrate so much and go fucking tryhard for Midir. You make one fuck up and you're done kiddo.
Raxen95 His health bar just took so long and every attack of his does so much damage. I think he took me just about an hour of attempts.
First vid I've seen, I know im late but I subbed. Videos hilarious lol
I like seeing these vids and then figuring out some counter, it's interesting.