[Original Rap] DEAD BEATS - Calliope Mori

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
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    What is up, humans?! ♡ Calliope Mori(森 カリオペ)here. Grim Reaper’s apprentice has a body!
    ....up until the last minute with this one, huh.
    Can you believe it?
    Because, I sure can.
    Rap/Lyrics/Track Arrange/Mix: Calliope Mori (me!)
    Mix and master by: kokorobeats a.k.a K’s/Coro
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @TakanashiKiara
    @TakanashiKiara 4 роки тому +71934

    FIRE

    • @pixelatica6136
      @pixelatica6136 4 роки тому +3679

      CHICKEN FIRE

    • @angelogeon7743
      @angelogeon7743 4 роки тому +1365

      Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN Absolute heat, just like you :)

    • @feifeifeiht
      @feifeifeiht 4 роки тому +638

      VERY FIREE

    • @brasilsp1112
      @brasilsp1112 4 роки тому +1513

      when a phoenix says it's fire, you know it's good

    • @kaedezi954
      @kaedezi954 4 роки тому +302

      Fire Indeed

  • @nottaibo
    @nottaibo 4 роки тому +5122

    The "yo f**k this smoke" in comic sans is definitely MVP

    • @MJBManon
      @MJBManon 4 роки тому +194

      She's so mad that she can't kill smoke at this point, I swear lol

    • @phoenixfirehunt1558
      @phoenixfirehunt1558 4 роки тому +29

      I just noticed that as well

    • @Asmokedetector
      @Asmokedetector 4 роки тому +146

      As a smoke detector, I can appreciate this

    • @flixical2624
      @flixical2624 4 роки тому +11

      lmao

    • @kidchan7073
      @kidchan7073 4 роки тому +42

      @@Asmokedetector Amelia *analyze*

  • @kanashi9957
    @kanashi9957 4 роки тому +2391

    The little "yo f**k this smoke" in the corner is great

    • @neeevirus
      @neeevirus 4 роки тому +116

      fps lag = f**king bullsh*t

    • @pohai99
      @pohai99 4 роки тому +68

      That's Caused The Lag Of The Underworld LoL

    • @greenleaper3791
      @greenleaper3791 4 роки тому +15

      I didn't notice that lol

    • @zethstar3475
      @zethstar3475 4 роки тому +3

      ikr

    • @gnugroho2483
      @gnugroho2483 4 роки тому +15

      it feel like a watermark for me lmao

  • @Renthlei_Jr
    @Renthlei_Jr 3 роки тому +4469

    Art by : Ninomae Ina'nis
    Just realized that damn Ina is good

    • @Gigi-zr6hp
      @Gigi-zr6hp 3 роки тому +524

      Ina is already a well respected artist within the online art community that worked with several publishers even before joining Hololive so it is as expected.

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming 3 роки тому +105

      @@Gigi-zr6hp Has she talked about this before? Also what was her online name as an artist before?

    • @RhineLabCrow
      @RhineLabCrow 3 роки тому +54

      Ever heard of Na-

    • @abrahamamador2676
      @abrahamamador2676 3 роки тому +54

      @@ReblazeGaming Naguri

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming 3 роки тому +39

      @@abrahamamador2676 how do people find this stuff out, is it even true?

  • @FarEastIV
    @FarEastIV 4 роки тому +5726

    "I dont want your money , i just want your life"
    me: Is both an option

    • @glyphknightmax
      @glyphknightmax 4 роки тому +93

      I, too, would like an answer to this now. The third song proves it's worth it.

    • @ducstatiba2
      @ducstatiba2 4 роки тому +51

      @Demyx is that really a bad thing tho

    • @Aulut
      @Aulut 4 роки тому +28

      @Demyx I dont.

    • @cyerye2684
      @cyerye2684 4 роки тому +33

      @Demyx But simping allows her to get that 5$ wine kekw

    • @JustChill0927
      @JustChill0927 4 роки тому +30

      @Demyx I see nothing wrong with that penalty. Do what you must

  • @rusterrd4037
    @rusterrd4037 4 роки тому +3968

    Yagoo: so you have a rap for me?
    Calliope: Yes sir i do
    Yagoo: How many do you have?
    Calliope: YES, sir i do.

    • @enz4759
      @enz4759 4 роки тому +148

      Rapping is tight

    • @charltonheston8525
      @charltonheston8525 4 роки тому +82

      @@enz4759 Barely an inconvenience.

    • @remyhavoc4463
      @remyhavoc4463 4 роки тому +38

      @@charltonheston8525 Is that a Ryan George reference?

    • @mittyZX
      @mittyZX 4 роки тому +28

      Wowwowwowwow

    • @tofugakiraidesu
      @tofugakiraidesu 4 роки тому +44

      Those bars are TIGHT

  • @wiredrayne
    @wiredrayne 3 роки тому +14741

    Calli's tsundere personality is so strong it split into two personalities.

    • @Stryxxxx
      @Stryxxxx 3 роки тому +801

      Both? Both.
      Both is good.

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 роки тому +305

      Jesus Christ thank you Jesus

    • @paul.l1658
      @paul.l1658 3 роки тому +176

      As expected from the evolve version of rushia ch.

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 3 роки тому +298

      @@paul.l1658 Calli: fanbase is called dead beats
      rushia: fanbase is called fandeads
      calli: is the reapers apprentice
      rushia: is a necromancer
      both have a black outfit and pink hair (rushia's alter design)
      calli can spit fire and has boing boing. rushia can make death metal singers jealous and is not boing boing

    • @Natsumereal
      @Natsumereal 3 роки тому +146

      Rushia: finally, a worthy rival~ Our collab will be legendary!

  • @chocolatechipbleach8341
    @chocolatechipbleach8341 3 роки тому +4595

    Calli during normal streams: Wont say Fuck, Is generally kind of shy.
    Calli whilst rapping: says fuck every 4 bars most confident person youve ever met.

  • @vkarvanzer4243
    @vkarvanzer4243 4 роки тому +2725

    So, we have an anthem now?
    Calli: What you guys doin?
    Dead beats: Lurking!
    Some other Dead beats: Jerki-

    • @uptown16
      @uptown16 4 роки тому +148

      That's probably the other side of Calli-mama.

    • @KristmusBare
      @KristmusBare 4 роки тому +93

      @@uptown16 there are two incarnations of death inside you

    • @valleyrecords
      @valleyrecords 4 роки тому +5

      new video on my channel now check it out Chocolate Fudge Drip🍫

    • @BestFluttershyNA
      @BestFluttershyNA 4 роки тому +70

      @@KristmusBare
      One smokes crack
      The other also smokes crack.
      You are addicted to crack.

    • @loganbaysinger6664
      @loganbaysinger6664 4 роки тому +8

      @@uptown16 mommy mori amiright or amiright

  • @jahjah375
    @jahjah375 3 роки тому +3081

    “We’ll be best friends that’s the end of it.”
    Kiara: 😔

    • @freshappleseed6966
      @freshappleseed6966 3 роки тому +188

      0:45
      *Calli proceeds to describe how excited she is to mutilate her*
      Kiara:"😳...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

    • @woodybrando5365
      @woodybrando5365 3 роки тому +43

      "My dissapointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined"

    • @sourandsweet1048
      @sourandsweet1048 3 роки тому +5

      @@freshappleseed6966 😳😳😳

    • @Areus019
      @Areus019 3 роки тому +25

      If you want to call someone who puts a 5ft. scythe inside you a friend, you might be [Redacted]

  • @phong.w4829
    @phong.w4829 4 роки тому +3565

    Literally Debuted 2 days ago
    *already have 3 original raps*
    Holy..... Calli mama calm down..

    • @Orimu21
      @Orimu21 4 роки тому +205

      this is not the end... just debuted and already have a mini album on the works to be released... new track everyday until friday i think

    • @naeultimatactical
      @naeultimatactical 4 роки тому +57

      Well, we talk about CallioP right

    • @hyuufly
      @hyuufly 4 роки тому +63

      Calli OP

    • @slahser
      @slahser 4 роки тому +40

      No
      This comment is made by the Cantaloupe gang

    • @hretokimiko3957
      @hretokimiko3957 4 роки тому +6

      Oh it's just the beginnings

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt 3 роки тому +415

    Cali in songs: I'm a murderous badass with the hip child lingo
    Cali in reality: dies first in every among us game

    • @garrus01
      @garrus01 2 роки тому +11

      Now: Reports her teammate's kill while saying "Yeah, I did it".

  • @ashenmask5301
    @ashenmask5301 4 роки тому +2301

    Yea, "jerking" is just a normal word what's wrong with using it?! Jerk to the left, jerk to the right~

  • @sullygoose
    @sullygoose 4 роки тому +4034

    “Grab a little auto tune and then abuse it. Two clicks Beep-Boop sounds like music.” So much shade being thrown, we call her Grim Shady.

    • @Xarphor
      @Xarphor 3 роки тому +162

      *high pitched squeaking* Grim Shady *wheeeeeeze*

    • @Lolvi6
      @Lolvi6 3 роки тому +73

      That line instantly made me think of him too lmao

    • @contrapasta2454
      @contrapasta2454 3 роки тому +35

      Grim Shady!

    • @nick5zone827
      @nick5zone827 3 роки тому +61

      WILL THE REAL GRIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!!!

    • @ariqsyauqi4117
      @ariqsyauqi4117 3 роки тому +8

      Nice one!
      Grim Shady

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT 4 роки тому +2793

    Lmao the bottom left. Seems like she has declared an eternal grudge or some blood debt against that computer intensive smoke effect

    • @SamuSeen
      @SamuSeen 4 роки тому +302

      It's not the effect, it's actual virtual smoke from her potato.

    • @Redstar2613
      @Redstar2613 4 роки тому +22

      @@SamuSeen Her potato?

    • @Renchor
      @Renchor 4 роки тому +109

      @@Redstar2613 her very weak pc , aka a potato :)

    • @PenguinLord10
      @PenguinLord10 4 роки тому +73

      @@Renchor I prefer to imagine they meant an *actual* potato.
      Like she just has a potatoes in an oven off-screen, and egads, her baked potatoes are ruined!

    • @YumeMegami
      @YumeMegami 4 роки тому +16

      @@Renchor it can't be worse than former poltato pc....could it?

  • @naoya97316
    @naoya97316 3 роки тому +1372

    This song is very cool and after listening to this song , I started studying English
    I don't yet understand English but I continue to support Calli

    • @coolgismo
      @coolgismo 3 роки тому +57

      its worth to learn english for this

    • @princealigorna7468
      @princealigorna7468 3 роки тому +30

      Basically, Calli's going to steal all of our souls, make us her family, and fight and murder anyone that hates on us

    • @TheRealPetraeus
      @TheRealPetraeus 3 роки тому +8

      @@princealigorna7468 which is good and bad.

    • @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
      @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl 3 роки тому +16

      @@TheRealPetraeus not bad

    • @sif3398
      @sif3398 2 роки тому +13

      Keep at it jp bro

  • @Deckronomicon
    @Deckronomicon 3 роки тому +8216

    We did it lads, she's at the top of the US and Japan iTunes Rap/Hip Hop charts, beating Eminem himself

    • @Rauolwolf
      @Rauolwolf 3 роки тому +627

      It wasn't really much of a contest, let's be honest.

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 3 роки тому +47

      :D

    • @nitrotex2552
      @nitrotex2552 3 роки тому +94

      us and uk and top 10 ->1 in other countries as well

    • @mouses_HK
      @mouses_HK 3 роки тому +24

      We all knew this would happen lol

    • @cocoa6094
      @cocoa6094 3 роки тому +16

      AYYY OUR BOI MURDERED THEM LET'S GOOO lolll~💀🎙🔥🔥🔥💖👌

  • @mohammadabuat1142
    @mohammadabuat1142 3 роки тому +4900

    Calli's three personality is : Tsundere, Yandere and straight up a Serial Killer.

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 3 роки тому +73

      Wait isn't yonder the same as the 3rd?

    • @ninjashuriken
      @ninjashuriken 3 роки тому +36

      and Yandere is best ofc

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 3 роки тому +78

      @@somegoodsoup7008 yandere is a bit more passive than straight up serial killer. Not much difference, though.

    • @amoslin123
      @amoslin123 3 роки тому +19

      You mean Suisei-EN.

    • @Epikmanful
      @Epikmanful 3 роки тому +7

      RAP MURDERER

  • @allanrv4157
    @allanrv4157 3 роки тому +11884

    This is the same girl that didnt know how to play a Kazoo

  • @shaunmckinlay8803
    @shaunmckinlay8803 Місяць тому +9

    This song is definitely my first favorite song it’s the reason i got into watching calli in the first place and every time i hear it feels like I’m being reintroduced to calli and her content all over again although i don’t always show up to the streams like i used to it’s nice to see that Calli’s songs are always there to help me and others through the struggles they face and something just to vibe to hope to hear more of your amazing songs and your singing calli and maybe if I can catch one of your streams again, I’d also like to say calli thank you and kiara for helping through the tough times back when the pandemics and lockdown was still around and i feel like without either of you bringing joy to my day I would have never gotten through it you guys are both my heroes and i love you both

  • @yari4343
    @yari4343 4 роки тому +1819

    Deadbeats: Ywes!! UwU put your 5-foot scythe inside me..ughh
    .
    Mori Calliope: What...?
    .
    .
    Deadbeats: What!?

  • @seiarcc
    @seiarcc 4 роки тому +2068

    "Everybody likes.... self-deprecating..... rap...."
    YES

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +46

      I wonder if the "self-DEPRECIATING" (not deprecating) was intentional. It made me LMFAO, so I think it was.

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 роки тому +3

      @@PapaCharlie9 what's the difference?

    • @kio4896
      @kio4896 4 роки тому +29

      @@Meonium Self-depreciating is technically the actual correct word to use. People more often use self-deprecating even though deprecating doesn't really make sense there, probably due to the fact that people attribute the word depreciating more to finance.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +20

      @@Meonium Self-depreciating could be considered the archaic form, like saying "Felicitations" instead of "Yo" as a greeting. Which is totally consistent with Calli's character, though she ironically says "Yo" also, lol.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +15

      @@kio4896 I think she intentionally avoided the more modern usage of deprecating, because that's consistent with her character's backstory. It's also consistent with her diction in general, which is weirdly formal and "learned" for lack of a better word. In turn, that makes her rap stand out for being so familiar and modern. It'd be cool if this was all intended and planned out, but I might be reading too much into it.

  • @flandrescarlet1111
    @flandrescarlet1111 3 роки тому +2699

    0:46 "wanna feel my 5 foot scythe inside you?"
    No one gonna talk about this subtle line tho lmaooooo

    • @starmellow8913
      @starmellow8913 3 роки тому +340

      There's no reason to... I have a feeling most people would answer yes anyway
      I am most people

    • @dandarr5035
      @dandarr5035 3 роки тому +181

      why is that hot

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 3 роки тому +66

      Yes please

    • @stingreii
      @stingreii 3 роки тому +45

      I just decided to not say anything about it.

    • @azu2989
      @azu2989 3 роки тому +27

      Why the hell would people agree to die

  • @HANSAZS
    @HANSAZS 3 роки тому +78

    2:41 i see why she didn't want to finish the song on the new outfit stream

    • @xotticvt7644
      @xotticvt7644 3 роки тому +7

      I was dying brook when said wouldn't say it😂

  • @Bionimetic
    @Bionimetic 3 роки тому +3461

    "im using curse words because I am an amateur"
    shots fired at new age rappers 😳

    • @kylewoodowens4488
      @kylewoodowens4488 3 роки тому +241

      Most music used to have a story behind each song but most of todays music is full of nonsense that rely on the beat and a catchy 1 or 2 liner.

    • @Bionimetic
      @Bionimetic 3 роки тому +150

      @@kylewoodowens4488 yeah it's all the same rinse and repeat system. industry is made to cash out and because of that music is watered down, written not by the artist but by a whole team of people dedicated to making hits. and it sells. glad Mori is doing her own thing and I hope she rides her own success and nothing steps into her own work. always great seeing someone independent do their own thing

    • @dormi_torio
      @dormi_torio 3 роки тому +93

      @@Bionimetic What I notice is that many artists who follow the trend instead of creating their own thing might blow up for a few months, but then fade into obscurity. Meanwhile, the artists who do their own thing are more sustained and usually enjoy the craft a lot more and it shows.

    • @remyhavoc4463
      @remyhavoc4463 3 роки тому +31

      @@dormi_torio Yup. I'm glad there's still people who put thought and effort into their craft. I'll admit that there's a whole lotta trash nowadays but there are still artists that makes masterpieces and it pays off. Most of the people that doesn't are just one hit wonders who fall off and become a meme

    • @SkribbleNL
      @SkribbleNL 3 роки тому +6

      @@kylewoodowens4488 I think that has always been the case and will always be so, Just find the ones that don't and actually get good stuff out.

  • @kuuroda7914
    @kuuroda7914 4 роки тому +681

    Mori: yo f**k this smoke
    also Mori: _lets put smoke_

    • @ammythecursedfox
      @ammythecursedfox 4 роки тому +23

      It's a remark on how graphic intensive the smoke effect is on computers for some reason.
      I also hate it.

    • @afelias
      @afelias 4 роки тому +16

      She probably found out about the smoke being behind her framerate drops after she already put it in here
      so instead of removing what was already there she just added the text

    • @moonstne
      @moonstne 4 роки тому +7

      Its like her views on Kiara, she pretends to hate the smoke, but secretly likes it. tsundere Mori.

    • @kaigaikarano
      @kaigaikarano 4 роки тому

      @@moonstne we called her as tsundereaper not for nothing

  • @6sixFace
    @6sixFace 3 роки тому +2875

    Calliope: *Raps about death.*
    Also Calliope: Hey you can't say jerk it in a rap, that's in appropriate!

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 роки тому +167

      Welcome to modern advertiser friendly media lol murder is cool but reproductive organs our species rely on to survive? NOOOO

    • @AndrewS-vu4ji
      @AndrewS-vu4ji 3 роки тому +57

      there are tiers of profanity

    • @6sixFace
      @6sixFace 3 роки тому +32

      @@AndrewS-vu4ji your name is the most profane word I know. We will no longer speak of you and your magical tiered system of profanity categorization.

    • @6sixFace
      @6sixFace 3 роки тому +50

      @@jjcoola998 let's all jerk it now to pay our respects. F.

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 3 роки тому +3

      @@Empyrean_Enigma 'ya' isn't even in the dictionary

  • @sirchadbradbradleybradleyt3024
    @sirchadbradbradleybradleyt3024 Рік тому +102

    (Lyrics)
    DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW x3
    DEAD BEATS, LOCK IT DOWN
    Gettin’ kinda “stir-crazy”, you heard this
    I wonder what the meaning of “lazy” or life w/o work is
    Kawaii shinigami at your service
    Mark your enemies, and I’ll show them what hurt is!!!! :}
    Merciless, but what else should I be?
    Sudden nice-guy gap, but that’s honesty.
    A blood price to be paid, but I promise- it’s worth this
    On-demand-h*micidal-circus!!!
    All ya really gotta do is sign on the dotted line~
    It’s probably fine, right…?
    SIKE!!
    Your soul is mine~
    It’s all good.
    Being a DEAD BEAT’S got benefits
    We’ll be “best friends,” that’s the end of it :}
    Then I get a rush of adrenaline
    I think I like you…!
    Wanna feel my 5-foot scythe inside you~♡
    I would d*e for you!!! And that adorable scream
    Curious… would you ~d*e~ for me?
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles:
    An actual scene outta hell
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    Not a lot that opposers can say
    To counterpoint the wise *ss words of my sensei:
    (Skip class)
    … Okay, next?
    (Take rips)
    … Eh, thought so.
    Make no mistake, these are “killer vibes”.
    I don’t “take breaks” cuz I’m taking lives!
    To die by the scythe? It’s the highest honor!
    Run and hide?! You can try…
    … you’re a goddamn goner.
    I could play the game by the rules, hell, I’d lose it
    Drop names, drain fools dry, I’m ruthless!!
    Grab a little auto-tune, then abuse it
    2-clicks “BEEP-BOOP” = sounds like music!!!
    New hits, cheap loops, samples, free beats
    Loose fit, sh*t design like a pair of ******(Yeezys)
    Rapping’s easy, music’s hard!
    Slapping fair-use material together, I could never be
    the star I seek to be, swear I’ll make ya proud
    DEAD BEATS cheer for me, and cheer loud!
    Decimate the crowd, that’s for sure~✿
    … Got a little sentimental, back to m*rder!!!
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles:
    An actual scene outta hell
    We’ll lock it down!!!
    So when you bitches need me, call!!!
    (By your side with my scythe and red wine~)
    I’ll make ’em wish they never lived at all!!!!!!!
    (I’ll f**k ’em up, Gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, cuz in the end
    Calliope Mori on this goddamn mic
    I don’t want your f*ckin money, I just want your life
    I’m filling syllables with curse words, because I am an amateur
    Everybody likes…
    self-depreciating……..
    rap………………………………
    … I’m gonna stop.
    Like, I got nothing.
    I’m so tired, man.
    :}
    “Don’t quit your reaping job”.
    Got ’em
    DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW, DEAD BEATS, LURKING NOW
    DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!! DEAD BEATS, JERK IT NOW!!!!
    (yo yo YO YO YO STOP!!!! Stop. That is so inappropriate.)
    What…? What, I don’t get it…?
    “Jerking”, like… do a jerky dance, yeah?
    Jerk to the left~ Jerk to the riiiight~
    (Dude, just stop talking.)
    OK

    • @nispee
      @nispee 10 місяців тому +1

      remember

  • @pulseless5968
    @pulseless5968 4 роки тому +546

    Calli: doesnt want to offend people so doesn't cuss in streams
    Also Calli: calls her fanbase deadbeats

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 4 роки тому +114

      Tbf, it was a unanimous decision on the part of the viewers. Her viewerbase is incredibly self-aware apparently.

    • @pulseless5968
      @pulseless5968 4 роки тому +12

      @@Treviisolion yeah, that's a valid point

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 4 роки тому +60

      @@Treviisolion Yeah like she came up with it while she was writing the first song but she didn't think anyone would like it
      WE SURE SHOWED HER

    • @freyafrei8330
      @freyafrei8330 4 роки тому +15

      The swearing is more for monetization reasons. UA-cam-kun doesn't like to hear certain words.

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 4 роки тому +15

      We're all masochists deep down tbh

  • @tomtombaking5174
    @tomtombaking5174 4 роки тому +413

    "Yagoo is crying because he's too happy"

    • @neeevirus
      @neeevirus 4 роки тому +50

      *"are you sure about that"*

    • @tomtombaking5174
      @tomtombaking5174 4 роки тому +18

      @@neeevirus PROBABLY

    • @Tater_Toot
      @Tater_Toot 4 роки тому +6

      Is that how Ina got the golden Yagoo, cuz she did the art

    • @paradoxEpsilon
      @paradoxEpsilon 4 роки тому +17

      yagoo gave up on the idol thingy he just want a rap band instead

    • @kye7539
      @kye7539 4 роки тому

      [X] Doubt

  • @Phianhcr123
    @Phianhcr123 3 роки тому +2090

    “I don’t want your f*cking money, I just want your life”
    Canadian: HoW BoUt I dO aNy WaY

    • @lewis9732
      @lewis9732 3 роки тому +10

      What

    • @devioustea
      @devioustea 3 роки тому +55

      @@lewis9732 Canadians had the great super chat war with thousands in donations

    • @kyrooooooo7410
      @kyrooooooo7410 3 роки тому +4

      @@lewis9732 you didn't see the stream?

    • @kr1on1c__65
      @kr1on1c__65 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr 3 роки тому +20

      ah, the great simp tournament arc of 2020. Those were the times.. :D

  • @beast0339
    @beast0339 Рік тому +296

    This is actually what got me into HoloEN. I was listening to some Fort Minor and Eminem and this came up in my recommended, saw it was new and the art looked sweet so I was like "why the hell not?" then listened to all the other songs after that. No dragging me out of the HoloEN rabbit hole past that point XD

    • @LTM_216
      @LTM_216 Рік тому +11

      yes. Welcome to the abys...rabbit hole

    • @beast0339
      @beast0339 Рік тому +15

      @@LTM_216 well HoloEN definitely made me feel better in 2020. I was coping badly and was in a real rough patch for personal reasons and Calli's music made me feel better about stuff

  • @sorbetek9745
    @sorbetek9745 4 роки тому +2873

    I wanna hear a watame vs calliope rap battle

  • @abaw2182
    @abaw2182 4 роки тому +419

    Yagoo's crying but for a different reason this time

    • @katsuwen
      @katsuwen 4 роки тому +12

      About ba* w*rd 😂😂

    • @abaw2182
      @abaw2182 4 роки тому +2

      Katsu Wen maybe 👀

    • @2Sor2Fig
      @2Sor2Fig 4 роки тому +36

      The jerk off instructions at the end probably aren't helping either.

    • @abaw2182
      @abaw2182 4 роки тому +2

      Tatenda Tambo probably lol

    • @katsuwen
      @katsuwen 4 роки тому +2

      @@abaw2182 n also no monetization 😆😆

  • @WwAndre
    @WwAndre 4 роки тому +3308

    Me: i speak french *put the french subtitles*
    UA-cam: [Musique]
    .....

    • @2tonesg
      @2tonesg 3 роки тому +192

      Technically correct

    • @thenoobiestnoob9152
      @thenoobiestnoob9152 3 роки тому +194

      lmao at 2:37 with the french subs it says mickey mouse

    • @yamagamikensei2232
      @yamagamikensei2232 3 роки тому +64

      @@thenoobiestnoob9152 E P I C M I C K E Y M O U S E

    • @ohwowok6948
      @ohwowok6948 3 роки тому +45

      Deaf French people: *breaquédancè*

    • @brachybean
      @brachybean 3 роки тому +32

      french subtitles: de rien
      everyone: but you didnt even do anything
      french subtitles: au revoir

  • @Drag0n092x
    @Drag0n092x 2 роки тому +24

    I'm kinda addicted to how she delivers the lines around 1:28

  • @jajaker
    @jajaker 4 роки тому +281

    Deadbeats: * Recovering from Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP? *
    Calliope: * Releases New Song *
    Deadbeats: WELP I GUESS I'LL DIE AGAIN.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 4 роки тому +2

      Keikaku doori, now where's kuso tori?

    • @Aikilyu
      @Aikilyu 4 роки тому +1

      @@AirahsELL The kuso tori turned into an actual phoenix from all this fire 🔥🔥🔥

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 4 роки тому +3

      @@Aikilyu I did make a very short verse simping for Calli over in reddit but didn't garner much attention. I'm still surprised she hasn't used "oshi," since it's so fucking simple.
      _ahem_
      *YOUR OSHI, THE OG, THE ONE AND ONLY, CALLI-O-P*

  • @MrQuackcorn
    @MrQuackcorn 3 роки тому +4047

    IMPORTANT
    Someone by the name of Corey Settele has FALSELY claimed ownership of this music by taking advantage of ONEbpm and UA-cams copyright system.
    PLEASE, report that video (which you can find by searching 'Curro Corey Settele' on UA-cam) and also bring this to the attention of Hololive on their official channels (Twitter etc.)
    This is not okay, and is a flagrant abuse of copyright. I have reported this to COVER and also submitted feedback on ONEbpm's website, I suggest people also do the same. Nobody should be allowed to take advantage of anyone's hard work like that.

    • @GabrielRodrigues-xs6jp
      @GabrielRodrigues-xs6jp 3 роки тому +315

      Did my part, everyone remember to report It on Spotify too

    • @slickgod884
      @slickgod884 3 роки тому +63

      It’s would’ve said it was claimed at the bottom of the description

    • @MrQuackcorn
      @MrQuackcorn 3 роки тому +188

      @@RKL1VTS Yes, saw your reddit post, thank you for bringing it to the attention of everyone. You're the real MVP

    • @matthewirish2676
      @matthewirish2676 3 роки тому +90

      Is the video still up? I can't find it
      Edit: I already found it, it is below some videos from India, if they cannot find the video, I will leave the link so they can report it (sorry bad english)

    • @sizzlybuckle4511
      @sizzlybuckle4511 3 роки тому +14

      @@matthewirish2676 can you send the link my friend. I can't find the vid

  • @nicolash9452
    @nicolash9452 3 роки тому +5515

    “DEAD BEATS JERK IT NOW”
    You know the rules and so do I

    • @gatokawaii3996
      @gatokawaii3996 3 роки тому +273

      2:36
      She gave us a sign😔 now I know what I should do.

    • @J0hndow
      @J0hndow 3 роки тому +64

      Tf lol

    • @sushiking_2720
      @sushiking_2720 3 роки тому +138

      Me: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 роки тому +157

      @@sushiking_2720 You don't have to say "Me:". Things you say are assumed to be things said by you by default.

    • @legendpybro5016
      @legendpybro5016 3 роки тому +67

      Welp time to pull up the rule 34 lewds

  • @kuro-x2593
    @kuro-x2593 3 роки тому +24

    When she said F*** the smoke... I imagine Kiara is under the screen somewhere emitting smoke from her body because Calli tied her up and not letting her suddenly appears in from of the camera like the previous song.

  • @Weebfox
    @Weebfox 4 роки тому +2833

    Im so addicted to Mori's music it's not even funny at this point anymore

  • @VCofdaG
    @VCofdaG 4 роки тому +711

    Alright, her order is my command.
    TIME TO BEAT THAT ME-

  • @kaetill8945
    @kaetill8945 4 роки тому +629

    DEAD BEATS

    • @OurOphis
      @OurOphis 4 роки тому +10

      Bibi please tell us how you feel being sold?

    • @zazie_17
      @zazie_17 4 роки тому +33

      JERK IT NOW!!!

    • @coolperson7105
      @coolperson7105 4 роки тому +10

      LURKING NOW

    • @35PHaaton
      @35PHaaton 4 роки тому +7

      LOCK IT DOWN

    • @arniealaan6942
      @arniealaan6942 4 роки тому +3

      @@zazie_17 to the left and to the right.

  • @yxungblxxdrxbin
    @yxungblxxdrxbin 2 роки тому +56

    So all this time, that was small Calli at the end, "Deadbeats jerk it now."

  • @The_Honcho
    @The_Honcho 3 роки тому +7066

    An anime girl literally had a no.1 trending rap song on iTunes over Eminem. This is the best timeline

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 3 роки тому +369

      I am not complaining, Calli is a new talent so just that happening is good to me.

    • @MasterXav
      @MasterXav 3 роки тому +182

      Woah did she actually???

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 роки тому +103

      @@MasterXav demondice

    • @baha17222
      @baha17222 3 роки тому +397

      We can finally say it. Eminem been reaaaal quiet since this one dropped

    • @andyjo7838
      @andyjo7838 3 роки тому +64

      Her birthday ep got number one as well.

  • @jeremygeller9145
    @jeremygeller9145 3 роки тому +2446

    Me watching others get into v-tubers: haha haha SIMPS
    Me after watching mori:.......fuck

    • @zheddy5093
      @zheddy5093 3 роки тому +90

      Me 2 months ago

    • @SlyProphet
      @SlyProphet 3 роки тому +130

      I think i just peeked over the edge... And I'm probably about to start tumbling down this fuckin cliff..

    • @kadebowen2414
      @kadebowen2414 3 роки тому +28

      @@SlyProphet same

    • @UltimaJC
      @UltimaJC 3 роки тому +40

      Listen I was the same way. I didn't see the appeal until Calli popped up.

    • @potatoandburger
      @potatoandburger 3 роки тому +36

      The rabbit hole consumes everything... there is no escape

  • @user-tq6ki1pw7x
    @user-tq6ki1pw7x 3 роки тому +6194

    Me being Japanese: Yay I'm gonna sing this song on Karaoke!!
    Calli: RAPS SO FAST
    Me:

    • @user-tq6ki1pw7x
      @user-tq6ki1pw7x 3 роки тому +358

      @@ERRENTPRIM I know Eminem raps way faster, but Eminem's rap and Calli's are both too hard and there are just a slight difference for me because I'm not fluent in English lol

    • @MoeruHoeru
      @MoeruHoeru 3 роки тому +62

      Ay jp broooss 😆🤣

    • @user-tq6ki1pw7x
      @user-tq6ki1pw7x 3 роки тому +36

      @@MoeruHoeru hey yo brooo

    • @leunamme9448
      @leunamme9448 3 роки тому +133

      @@ERRENTPRIM "Not as fast as eminem" and after you said that Calli sang Godzilla almost perfectly lol

    • @frynx-kfptoiletenjoyer3171
      @frynx-kfptoiletenjoyer3171 3 роки тому +17

      @@ERRENTPRIM You should probably watch calli sang the 3rd verse in godzilla

  • @nekko3
    @nekko3 2 роки тому +126

    time really passed quickly, its been a year and still here I am coming back to listen to this masterpiece

    • @ABRBD
      @ABRBD 2 роки тому +2

      bit of an overstatement

    • @nekko3
      @nekko3 2 роки тому +1

      @@ABRBD for you, but it deserves the title for me

    • @striign9717
      @striign9717 3 місяці тому +5

      This so ass, it makes Yuno Miles look like the goat

    • @zepp94
      @zepp94 3 місяці тому +2

      @@striign9717 he is fym (all seriousness at least hes funny this is just ass)

    • @kanyewestmygoat
      @kanyewestmygoat 3 місяці тому

      ​@@zepp94frrr yuno is tuff🔥🔥🔥💯💯 this shits weak🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

  • @user-cf9ef5or2q
    @user-cf9ef5or2q 4 роки тому +1513

    海外ニキたちが日本のアニメ、アニソンにはまるのわかる気がする、何言ってるか断片的にしかわかんないけどクオリティすごすぎて何回も聞きたくなるもん
    そして意味を理解したいから英語勉強したくなる…ホロライブEN、推すか…

    • @Subjectivity13
      @Subjectivity13 3 роки тому +164

      彼女のジョークや駄洒落は理解するのが難しいでしょう。 日本語の字幕はおそらく彼女の言っていることを知る最も簡単な方法です。 彼女の言語の使い方は複雑で、すばやく話します。 英語の勉強頑張ってください! 難しい言語です。

    • @mrnuggs3981
      @mrnuggs3981 3 роки тому +23

      Uh idk I need to learn more words

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 3 роки тому +185

      (Translation for anyone wondering what this says)
      I feel like I understand why foreigners are addicted to Japanese anime and anime songs. I don’t really know what she is saying, but the quality is so great that I want to listen to this over and over again.
      And I want to study English because I want to understand the meaning of the song a bit more. Hololive EN, do you recommend?

    • @takataka118cod
      @takataka118cod 3 роки тому +22

      俺も英語勉強頑張ります

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 3 роки тому +33

      幸運を
      (Good luck)

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier 4 роки тому +2042

    "Self-deprecating rap" is the soul and voice of the current generation, which is why we love it so much.

    • @ziggytheassassin5835
      @ziggytheassassin5835 4 роки тому +33

      Ok zoomer

    • @Stalutes64
      @Stalutes64 4 роки тому +87

      Hating yourself in a cool way is all the rage 😎

    • @kylewoodowens4488
      @kylewoodowens4488 4 роки тому +35

      This is so accurate that its sad.

    • @realice.
      @realice. 4 роки тому +18

      It ain't bad if its productive

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 4 роки тому +10

      Stalutes64 Look at me i don’t like myself 😎😎😎

  • @mochithepooh5368
    @mochithepooh5368 4 роки тому +402

    When you have more original song than the amount of days on YT.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +14

      ikr? this is a hololive record, i think.

    • @Ak-ik8tc
      @Ak-ik8tc 4 роки тому +4

      @@PapaCharlie9 in raw numbers, Suisei has 4 musics, which I think is the record for original musics in hololive (till Calliopi post more and take it), but if you mean speed then obviously yes

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ak-ik8tc Yes, I meant for first week of debut.

    • @Ak-ik8tc
      @Ak-ik8tc 4 роки тому +7

      @@PapaCharlie9 first week debut? I don't think there is anyone who released 3 songs within a year at all lol

    • @mochithepooh5368
      @mochithepooh5368 4 роки тому +5

      @@Ak-ik8tc
      Suisei circumstances is a bit different though, 3 out of 4 of her music was created without support of Hololive. Well I'm welcoming any kind of original music because they're really hard to make.

  • @user-vj1eo7bo9n
    @user-vj1eo7bo9n 3 роки тому +27

    While I am sleeping: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...
    While I am wake up and look for my glasses: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...
    While I am going to work: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...
    While I am eating lunch: Dead Beats, lurking now, dead Beats, lurking now...

  • @mahazehra5049
    @mahazehra5049 3 роки тому +1736

    Did anyone notice that the art is by Ina the eldritch herself??

    • @AmeNGO758
      @AmeNGO758 3 роки тому +144

      bruh, it's literally stated on the video lmaooooo

    • @zacharyzwickl5860
      @zacharyzwickl5860 3 роки тому +99

      and Ina mentioed it in her debut stream

    • @mahazehra5049
      @mahazehra5049 3 роки тому +65

      I meant as in not enough people are talking about it?? And ofc it’s stated in the video mori is a credit queen after all lmao

    • @theapplequeen5832
      @theapplequeen5832 3 роки тому +9

      Ahhh this comment makes me miss this artists music videos ;~;. But yea- the art is heccin cool, and that’s a cute detail

    • @TagFul19
      @TagFul19 3 роки тому +2

      You can say that is inspired from Soul Eater series

  • @javisohel
    @javisohel 4 роки тому +477

    Her production value is off the charts. Respect.

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +11

      (Correction) THREE originals in her first week. That's a Hololive record, right?

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 4 роки тому +3

      @@PapaCharlie9 this is her third this week. "Excuse my rudeness, but could you please RIP?", "ReaperかRapper?" and this one and tomorrow will be the last one for her debut EP

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому

      @@GameCyborgCh My bad. How could I forget Please RIP? Corrected.

  • @karite2
    @karite2 4 роки тому +1026

    Me: "I will not simp for Hololive EN"
    Calliope: *slips me some dead beats*
    Me: "Calliope is my rapping reaper waifu"

  • @waylan0
    @waylan0 9 місяців тому +8

    this was the first mori song i heard nearly 3 years ago and damn im still vibing out to all her music! first time i heard this i played it on loop for a whole night and fell in love with her style

  • @666PANDEMONIUM
    @666PANDEMONIUM 4 роки тому +506

    Murder: "No Problem."
    Jerking: "WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON UA-cam!"

    • @JustChill0927
      @JustChill0927 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 3 роки тому +1

      You also can't say terrorism, corona, or fuck

    • @Swarmish
      @Swarmish 3 роки тому

      PURE

    • @ykm205
      @ykm205 3 роки тому

      Oh real action combat and people dying on the background, no problem bro!
      Wait there's somebody being slightly lewd, gotta go report!

  • @JohnSmith-op3qj
    @JohnSmith-op3qj 3 роки тому +487

    Legend has it Calli's rap is the thing that keeps hell burning

    • @EpicSwag-mv8qu
      @EpicSwag-mv8qu 3 роки тому +32

      That is responsible for a good portion of hell's heat, but the friction from all of the dead beats jerking it contributes more

    • @monicaraybrandt
      @monicaraybrandt 3 роки тому +7

      that's because it's straight fire

  • @lone570
    @lone570 3 роки тому +2016

    "I dont want your f****** money"
    *Depressed yagoo in the corner*

    • @Fishman465
      @Fishman465 3 роки тому +37

      Like that will stop the fans

    • @neeevirus
      @neeevirus 3 роки тому +61

      Canadians: "No I dont think I will won't"

    • @casteanpreswyn7528
      @casteanpreswyn7528 3 роки тому +17

      I figured it'd be obvious by now, but we bully Calli with RED.

    • @kingturboturtlednoc5722
      @kingturboturtlednoc5722 3 роки тому +7

      *Proceeds to spam akasupas anyway*

    • @Francetheguy
      @Francetheguy 3 роки тому +1

      @@neeevirus Yes, Candians will not won't.

  • @shiron1076
    @shiron1076 2 роки тому +10

    I can't believe this flew over our heads 2:51 she said "ogey"

  • @YuuRic
    @YuuRic 4 роки тому +665

    That one word at the end of that one line: ******
    Me:"Oh she gonna say a real naughty word"
    Calliope: YEEZYS
    Oh.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 4 роки тому +61

      it is a cursed word

    • @joshuaivan23
      @joshuaivan23 4 роки тому +23

      Not exactly a stuff that need to be censored, but just to be sure & safe. I mean, all of this new rapper mention alcohol or car brand everyday, so mention a mere shoes must be fine.
      But, just play it safe better than deal with any unecesarry bullshit

    • @Raiden_Solid
      @Raiden_Solid 4 роки тому +23

      Also Calliope: Jerk it now!!!

    • @TheXander2004
      @TheXander2004 4 роки тому +1

      @@joshuaivan23 i would agree with you but why is gucci not censored? xD

    • @joshuaivan23
      @joshuaivan23 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheXander2004 Gucci already became a common slang for cool, lit, fashionable, etc

  • @crazyduck2597
    @crazyduck2597 4 роки тому +578

    Watame vs Calliope
    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT
    YOU DECIDE

  • @thattrickytrickster612
    @thattrickytrickster612 4 роки тому +208

    I love that Ina made the art, she’s so talented. It compliments Calli’s musical talent ❤️

    • @PapaCharlie9
      @PapaCharlie9 4 роки тому +6

      Damn, I was so busy reading the subs that I didn't look at the art! Said every weeb forever. REPLAY!

  • @user-Syuineko
    @user-Syuineko Рік тому +4

    1:38 ここの上がって下がる発音好き

  • @Cakeftw24
    @Cakeftw24 4 роки тому +157

    The “yo f*uck this smoke” text is killing me. Callie’s flow and this beat are fire too

  • @kylechristanvalles3329
    @kylechristanvalles3329 4 роки тому +438

    Best 3 minutes and 12 seconds of my life, sad it ended.

  • @Quarbit
    @Quarbit 3 роки тому +2408

    "I don't want your money, I just want your life"
    Canadians: "instructions unclear, here's my life savings."

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 3 роки тому +94

      We simply honour the age old tradition.

    • @l0kk016
      @l0kk016 3 роки тому +69

      Canadians: Both, both is good.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +31

      The only way to make a Canadian follow orders is giving them a gallon of maple syrup.

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 3 роки тому +36

      @@YataTheFifteenth Well, that doesn't really do anytthing. We already have the most maple syrup in the worldo as is. Don't know what we'd do with a little more. But if you can get us a war to fight in. We could finally try to to hold the other two spots for top 5 snipers.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +12

      @@6th_Army y'all have the spirit of Pegahmagabow it's unfair.

  • @lastamericanhero2001
    @lastamericanhero2001 2 місяці тому +2

    The influence Mori Calliope had in Death Grips is amazing

  • @user-my4ms8qz9r
    @user-my4ms8qz9r 3 роки тому +1571

    Japanese college students are doing their best to comment.
    I found out why overseas people left comments after watching Japanese Hololive Production. I love Calliope as much as you do. I have something to say.
    That ........ I ........ I've been doing rap at a live house, and I've also participated in small overseas competitions .....
    I'm proud to be able to do English rap quite well ........
    It's my own story
    This person (?) Is extraordinarily delicious even for me who has heard more than 1000 famous and unknown domestic and foreign rappers .....
    First of all, ordinary people can't turn their tongue. Even if you are a fluent English speaker, a person who is very good at Western music, or a foreigner, you can almost eliminate it.
    Next, a handful of geniuses whose tongue turns around are troubled by how to take the pitch.
    Rap is the same as a song in the first place, and it is impossible to just turn the tongue, and the pitch is quite important.
    Moreover, each rap has its own original way of taking and breathing, so the instructor can't teach it.
    Finally, it means to rhyme the most important rap. This is also the same, talent speaks for itself. Rhyme is not something you can think of, it's just a real talent.
    Yes, I have hardly seen a genius who can be said to be a madman in a handful who can clear these three.
    As I said earlier, I listen to and sing rap in quite a few places, but I've only seen about 1.2 people who can sing this song.

    • @saihaet
      @saihaet 3 роки тому +101

      @@blizardwizard I got the feeling they used GT + their own knowledge of english. They wanted to say "this person is extraordinarily 'skilled'...". (Umai = Skilled or delicious)

    • @indragierdharie9903
      @indragierdharie9903 3 роки тому +14

      @@blizardwizard turn tongue could be meant twist or roll.

    • @miguelduenas4146
      @miguelduenas4146 3 роки тому +9

      @@blizardwizard what does turning your tounge mean though. Is it a rapping technique?

    • @atp19xx
      @atp19xx 3 роки тому +11

      @@miguelduenas4146 Mess up the lyrics, because you have to spell words out quickly but you fall behind = tongue twisters [or alternatively you have to spell similar syllables back to back and you mess up the words]

    • @thenoobiestnoob9152
      @thenoobiestnoob9152 3 роки тому +16

      1.2 people? Who did you cut up into fifth's?

  • @thefufster
    @thefufster 3 роки тому +1172

    plot twist: the girl that said "jerk it now" was actually Ame

  • @mysticanimation22
    @mysticanimation22 3 роки тому +11605

    Im not going to lie, I've never liked rap BUT....This is great! The tempo and tone of this I can get behind.

    • @fatkid7737
      @fatkid7737 3 роки тому +181

      Whatdidhesayyyy

    • @thelegend101_supercell9
      @thelegend101_supercell9 3 роки тому +29

      Fr

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 роки тому +351

      Finding the first rapper whose work you like, who shows you that rap is more than that garbage your classmates/co-workers play, is a remarkable experience.

    • @metalgugo
      @metalgugo 3 роки тому +49

      Joining the inputs here cause I’m the same. Never liked it for years, but I can get behind Calli’s work. Good job!

    • @allansangma9365
      @allansangma9365 3 роки тому +268

      Lol people don't even know rap and when an "anime girl" raps, they suddenly "Like" it

  • @haratoshio7647
    @haratoshio7647 2 роки тому +11

    the last part feeling like Smol Calli is singing bad words and Big Calli comes there to stop her :))))))))

  • @wetsama9920
    @wetsama9920 4 роки тому +107

    Mori's scythe doubles as a stage mic: killing and rapping is her forte and what better way to do that is to combine them together.

  • @riiyaFGC
    @riiyaFGC 4 роки тому +55

    Hololive-EN: *debuts*
    Calliope rap production: I am SPEED

  • @x0sniper536
    @x0sniper536 3 роки тому +489

    Nobody noticing at the beginning where her eyes are normal until “then I get a rush of adrenaline” then full yandere mode activate
    0:44 for anyone wondering

    • @tomoe6108
      @tomoe6108 3 роки тому +40

      We all notice, just too scared to point it out

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 3 роки тому +4

      Fair

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 3 роки тому +4

      I would fear for my life too if I saw a reaper chilling with a 5 foot scythe too

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 3 роки тому +8

      I'm honestly surprised nobody else brought it up. I noticed it first watch.

    • @x0sniper536
      @x0sniper536 3 роки тому

      It was a bit of a odd catch to be honest

  • @Nayisw
    @Nayisw 3 роки тому +45

    "Im MotherF-wording shinigami"
    - Calli

  • @jasonazucena9035
    @jasonazucena9035 4 роки тому +492

    Dead Beats, lurking now, Dead Beats, lurking now,
    Dead Beats, lurking now, Dead Beats, lock it down (3x)
    (This song makes no sense)
    Gettin' kinda stir-crazy, you heard this,
    I wonder what the meaning of lazy or life without work is
    _Kawaii shinigami_ at your service
    Mark your enemies, and I'll show them what hurt is!
    Merciless, but what else should I be?
    Sudden nice-guy gap, but that's honesty
    A blood price to be paid, but I promise it's worth this
    On-demand homicidal circus!
    All ya really gotta do is sign on the dotted line~
    It's probably fine, right? SIKE, your soul is mine!
    It's all good, being a Dead Beat's got benefits
    We'll be best friends, that's the end of it
    Then I get a rush of adrenaline, I think I like you!
    Wanna feel my five-foot scythe inside you~?
    I would die for you! And that adorable scream
    Curious. Would you die for me?
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles
    An actual scene outta hell!
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    Not a lot that opposers can say
    To counterpoint the wise-ass words of my _sensei:_
    ( - -) Okay, next?
    ( - - ) Eh, thought so.
    Make no mistake, these are killer vibes
    I don't take breaks, 'cause I'm taking lives!
    To die by the scythe: that's the highest honor
    Run and hide? you can try-- you're a goddamn goner.
    I could play the game by the rules; hell, I'd lose it
    Drop names, drain fools dry, I'm ruthless!
    Grab a little auto-tune, then abuse it
    Two clicks, beep-boop, sounds like music!
    New hits, cheap loops, samples, free beats
    Loose fit, s••t design like a pair of Y••z••s
    Rapping's easy, music's hard
    Slapping fair-use material together, I could never be the star
    I seek to be, swear I'll make ya proud
    Dead Beats cheer for me, and cheer loud!
    Decimate the crowd, that's for sure
    ...got a little sentimental, back to murder!
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    We on another level, when the dust settles
    An actual scene outta hell!
    We'll lock it down!
    So when you b••ches need me, call! (By your side, with my scythe and some red wine)
    I'll make 'em wish they never lived at all! (I'll f••k 'em up, gucci?)
    Just leave it all to us, 'cause in the end
    Just leave it, just leave it
    Just leave it, just leave it all to us
    Calliope Mori, on this goddamn mic
    I don't want your f••kin' money, I just want your life
    I'm filling syllables with curse words
    Because I am an amateur
    Everybody likes . . . self depreciating . . .
    . . . rap . . .
    . . .
    . . . I'm gonna stop.
    Like, I got nothing, I'm- I'm so tired, man.
    I'm so tired.
    "Don't quit your reaping job!"
    Gottem~

  • @CrazieGerry
    @CrazieGerry 4 роки тому +281

    *Covid Appears*
    Every Events/Stores/Schools: 0:52

    • @pohai99
      @pohai99 4 роки тому +2

      BORIG BRAIN

    • @mooncancer1940
      @mooncancer1940 4 роки тому

      Why

    • @sleeping7026
      @sleeping7026 4 роки тому

      @@mooncancer1940 what do you mean why lmao

    • @shinichisatoshi3955
      @shinichisatoshi3955 4 роки тому +1

      @@sleeping7026 what do you mean what do you mean why lmao lmao

    • @Kougeru
      @Kougeru 4 роки тому

      Jesus dude, too soon
      lmfao

  • @mahoganykettle5541
    @mahoganykettle5541 3 роки тому +758

    Eminem: crying
    Captions: broken
    Souls: gone
    Fire: blazing
    Hotel: trivago

  • @chungga94
    @chungga94 3 роки тому +73

    This song encapsulates Calli quite well: cool, talented, dork, dad.

  • @batriam5921
    @batriam5921 4 роки тому +467

    Calli be like: Money? That's low level simping. Superchat your life!

  • @VoidsEclipse
    @VoidsEclipse 3 роки тому +584

    Honestly, the "Yo f**k this smoke" in the bottom left hand corner really makes the song perfect. I wonder if it's a reference to her debut, where the smoke caused so many issues.

    • @forrenz
      @forrenz 2 роки тому +11

      That cracks me up every time I watch this video

  • @remyhavoc4463
    @remyhavoc4463 4 роки тому +384

    I like how they're concerned about saying "jerk" like she didn't cuss in previous lines

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 4 роки тому +89

      It isnt about the cussing, its about the meaning

    • @jamesrussellangeles4054
      @jamesrussellangeles4054 4 роки тому +43

      UA-cam demonetization in a nutshell

    • @Kougeru
      @Kougeru 4 роки тому +28

      There's a huge difference between swearing and sexual content. Sexual content is far worse

    • @Kougeru
      @Kougeru 4 роки тому +14

      @@jamesrussellangeles4054 she's not monetized so that doesn't make a difference. Also you don't get demonetized for swearing lol

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids 4 роки тому +26

      @@Kougeru Nobody knows the actual reasons for demonetization. They have some sort of ethereal reasoning for it, which is totally at the whim of the wallet of the advertisers at this point. You can thank racists and child abusers for that.

  • @kewlpenguin9228
    @kewlpenguin9228 3 роки тому +211

    Haven't watched this in a while, yea it's still good

  • @Amegadeez
    @Amegadeez 3 роки тому +719

    "Yo f*** this smoke"
    She seems to not like that epic smoke.

    • @yuukikonno6804
      @yuukikonno6804 3 роки тому +66

      It literally smokes her computer. She's got a bit of rough history with it LMAO

    • @Akin42
      @Akin42 3 роки тому +40

      Her old laptop couldn't handle it because of how much load Live2D puts on a computer that is also streaming etc.

    • @Amegadeez
      @Amegadeez 3 роки тому +13

      @@Akin42 how does it feel to be a member?

  • @HarryS56
    @HarryS56 4 роки тому +819

    The only person Eminem was afraid of dissing.

    • @terelext
      @terelext 3 роки тому +66

      Not gonna fucking lie, as a man who's been convinced of Eminem's talent for like 2 decades.
      This girl d e f i n i t e l y has the juice to rival his flow.
      Mori is hella talented with her flow and style, and she's fast as fuck as well.
      i bet she's not Eminem fast,
      but if you listen to all of her songs, there's definitely parts that are so fast you simply need a lot of skill to beat that.
      And it's not just fast, it's also clear.

    • @davidsphere43
      @davidsphere43 3 роки тому +22

      @@terelext In terms of outright speed, Eminem probably wins, but in terms of rythmn, flow, and pitch, she is really up there

    • @terelext
      @terelext 3 роки тому +23

      @@davidsphere43 I mean in terms of speed barely anybody can beat "the real slim shady" , i mean, eminem has built his legend around 2 facts, he's an unbeatable rapbattler, and he's so fast while still being audible.
      But like you said, in terms of flow and rhythm etc, she's absolutely up there, this girl has actual talent, and she's refined it.

    • @nedstark7536
      @nedstark7536 3 роки тому +11

      @@terelext are you comparing her to Eminem??? For real?😂
      She is amazing, but not anywhere close to the god
      I can't believe I'm writing this comment ffs😂

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 3 роки тому

      @@nedstark7536 I feel like theres a joke i'm missing somewhere let me look for it

  • @darkstar0242
    @darkstar0242 3 роки тому +3808

    She thicc and her rhymes are sick. Like button, I clicked.

  • @thaelynhunnicutt7366
    @thaelynhunnicutt7366 2 роки тому +5

    Love how kat from Victorius took the mic at the end

  • @naco6r
    @naco6r 4 роки тому +101

    Once we hear this Rap, there is no other way than being DEAD BEATS.

  • @Tyler_Not_Taylor
    @Tyler_Not_Taylor 4 роки тому +294

    So this is how the hellfires happened...

  • @CoRnBlom
    @CoRnBlom 4 роки тому +86

    Can relate with the last part of the song
    "Jerk to the left~ Jerk to the riiight"

    • @Mr.WhiteCat_YT
      @Mr.WhiteCat_YT 4 роки тому +18

      Criss cross~ Criss cross~
      *Cha Cha real smooth* 🕺

    • @KristmusBare
      @KristmusBare 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mr.WhiteCat_YT "Criss-cross"
      W h a t

    • @rattatoowiiuwu1402
      @rattatoowiiuwu1402 4 роки тому +1

      Criss Cross~
      ALBATROSS

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 4 роки тому

      @@KristmusBare *WE GOT TWO*

    • @KristmusBare
      @KristmusBare 4 роки тому

      @@Reydriel chernobyl gang

  • @310_YT
    @310_YT Рік тому +7

    もちろん…今でも見てるやつは居るよなぁ!

  • @achillesa5894
    @achillesa5894 4 роки тому +52

    Never would Yagoo have expected that his dream would be realized by an english-speaking rapper.

  • @user-bu6xk1yr8w
    @user-bu6xk1yr8w 3 роки тому +178

    I wasn't really into vtubers before but I'm pretty sure she has my soul now.

  • @berumeru
    @berumeru 4 роки тому +379

    "Taking lives... I don't take breaks"
    Occupation: Reaper(hiatus)
    hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @alainaasmr9404
      @alainaasmr9404 4 роки тому +9

      Clearly Calliope's had some unsavory run-ins with her Union for refusing to take breaks.

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids 4 роки тому +1

      She's been putting out songs daily since her hiatus. I'd say she hasn't taken any breaks.

    • @ghosty918
      @ghosty918 3 роки тому

      She was told to take a break from reaping...so she became an idol to get souls that way.
      She takes no breaks. Like she got put on holiday and started freelancing instead lol

    • @namikazenara9379
      @namikazenara9379 3 роки тому

      Death-sensei himself forced her to take the paid vacation because she haven't take any holiday on millenia

  • @yukishima9212
    @yukishima9212 Рік тому +11

    この曲のイラスト、同じホロライブENのイナニスさんが描いてるんだよね……。
    うますぎる……

  • @polmao
    @polmao 3 роки тому +1678

    This woman is such a hard worker. You have no idea.

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 3 роки тому +65

      We know. We're seeing it in real time.

    • @gatokawaii3996
      @gatokawaii3996 3 роки тому +20

      I know, she should play a bord game once in a while to relax

    • @eritzia8854
      @eritzia8854 3 роки тому +4

      she has DDice to worry about too

    • @shixi-608
      @shixi-608 3 роки тому +1

      @@eritzia8854 i see what u did there

    • @nightmareimpact9029
      @nightmareimpact9029 3 роки тому +2

      Demon dice is way better 😴😞😢🙄

  • @mubbie
    @mubbie 3 роки тому +436

    "Grab a little autotune, then abuse it. 2 clicks”Beep Boop“, sounds like music"

  • @ham-yr9fj
    @ham-yr9fj 4 роки тому +341

    the sound seems to be a kind of Japanese good-old internet rap songs!
    I realy love your works!
    I'm looking forward to youractiveness!!
    (comment from Japanese viewer, please overlook my poor Expression)

    • @Veishan
      @Veishan 4 роки тому +35

      Your English is good and I understand. 英語上手、わかりました。Deadbeats forever!

    • @universalperson
      @universalperson 4 роки тому +59

      She said in a previous stream Japanese internet rap was dead, which is why she knows about it

    • @BrandonYates
      @BrandonYates 4 роки тому

      上手!英語が難しいです

  • @NoahHoi
    @NoahHoi 20 днів тому +2

    Fun Fact: "I ain't taking breaks cause I'm taking lives"
    Is actually clever wordplay, this is a double entendre, the first meaning saying he doesn't take breaks from anything because he's killing people.
    The second meaning is he doesn't take breaks, because she's live streaming
    I didn't expect a VTuber to be lyrically capable like this ☠️