I became a TERRIBLE employee at Roblox target

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  • @Pepperm1NTCookieH8r
    @Pepperm1NTCookieH8r 2 роки тому +4520

    The guy who didn’t speak English and was arguing with a store employee, was just kept asking for a bottle 💀

    • @RobloxNewsAndGaming
      @RobloxNewsAndGaming 2 роки тому +422

      I was crying because I spoke his language

    • @DemonSlayerSucksAss30
      @DemonSlayerSucksAss30 2 роки тому +154

      I figured out by myself, and I've been suffocating ever since I thought of it.

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 2 роки тому +62

      @@RobloxNewsAndGaming lol same btw what is your favorite Indonesia UA-camr?

    • @RobloxNewsAndGaming
      @RobloxNewsAndGaming 2 роки тому +30

      @@unknowngod8221 LASTDAY production

    • @SillyMilli3
      @SillyMilli3 2 роки тому +7

      Oof

  • @Banana-Boi
    @Banana-Boi 4 роки тому +9497

    Sometimes i put my mouse cursor over Alberts cursor and pretend we're holding hands.

  • @-bread1416
    @-bread1416 4 роки тому +5040

    “IM GOING TO GRD TWO NET YEER” *congrats bro*

  • @strawberrycow5729
    @strawberrycow5729 2 роки тому +661

    2:31
    *Girl* : " LoSe tHe aDd "
    *Albert* : " Oh yeah? *LOSE THE FAT, GOD!* "
    *Froump* : " My names peaches. "
    This will forever be my favorite clip

  • @gretchenfriesen9116
    @gretchenfriesen9116 4 роки тому +744

    That one noob was so innocent... it’s so pure and adorable

    • @ギャル-t8j
      @ギャル-t8j 3 роки тому +7

      there was like 4 noobs

    • @sugarcube9605
      @sugarcube9605 3 роки тому +1

      @xL_il Which one tho?

    • @sugarcube9605
      @sugarcube9605 3 роки тому

      Ohh right

    • @bunnygames618
      @bunnygames618 3 роки тому

      Yea

    • @themc9778
      @themc9778 3 роки тому +3

      I legit feel bad for them yet
      ( this comment has been edited bcuz what I said originally is something I don't think I should've said

  • @camypasteria6344
    @camypasteria6344 3 роки тому +858

    5:52 man said "can i have a bottle"
    6:02 man said "bottle please"
    6:12 man said "can you ask for a bottle?"
    *someone give this man a bottle*

    • @froggy1662
      @froggy1662 2 роки тому +25

      as an indonesian that right

    • @loveforlpss
      @loveforlpss 2 роки тому +21

      *gives bottle* 🍶

    • @Akomiimentioned
      @Akomiimentioned 2 роки тому +7

      As an Indonesian yep but to long used to be help but it still will kinda help also please is mohon

    • @camypasteria6344
      @camypasteria6344 2 роки тому +4

      @@loveforlpss you gave them their bottle🛐🛐

    • @nuzulpasha523
      @nuzulpasha523 2 роки тому +3

      true

  • @reiarcangelo2934
    @reiarcangelo2934 4 роки тому +376

    5:38 - 6:00 was speaking Indonesian language and the way u were harassing him made me laugh so hard cus all he wanted was "can i have this bottle of water" LOL XDDD

  • @SH1NE._.BR1GHTE031
    @SH1NE._.BR1GHTE031 2 роки тому +137

    5:08 he is saying “please faster”
    5:53 he say “can l have a bottle”
    6:04 he said “bottle please”

  • @Diskillfr
    @Diskillfr 4 роки тому +546

    1:56
    Everybody gangsta, Till Albert legit thumbs downs the birds

  • @cazpone
    @cazpone 4 роки тому +250

    5:03 *"You're so slow!"*
    5:06 *"Please, be faster!"*
    5:45 *"Can I have a bottle?"*
    6:02 *"Bottle please!"*
    I know nobody need this, but I just do what I need to do.

  • @Sarah-sv7ny
    @Sarah-sv7ny 4 роки тому +470

    Random guy: *talks in caps*
    Target Employees: *-has seizure, mental breakdown, crying, breaks computer-*

  • @davidh0610
    @davidh0610 Рік тому +419

    The reason you get unbanned when you change names isn't because they didn't find anything that said your new name had to be banned, it's just poor developing. They probably used names for recording bans in the data store, instead of the user ID. When they use names, the ban data store won't recognize your new name and let you rejoin. If the system was based on User ID instead, it would recognize your User ID and kick you from the game again. This also means that if a random person made an account jennysooepic, and tried to join the Target game, they would end up confused over what caused them to get banned.

    • @Woiitax
      @Woiitax Рік тому +11

      such cool information but bro.. did you count the o's in jenny's whole name? what a fannn 🛐💟💲🤍✨

    • @Woiitax
      @Woiitax Рік тому +1

      wait, no you didn't! THEY ARE 3 O'S HOW COULDN'T U NOTICE, THAT IS UNBELIEVEABLE, YOU ARE INDEED THE TEACHER BUT YET YOU REFUSE LEARNING VITAL STUFF FROM THE INFORMAION YOU TROW AROUND JUST LIKE THAT, JENNYSOOEPIC WILL NEVER REPLACE JENNYSOOOEPIC YOU'LL SEE. 🌞🕳️

    • @d3advulture
      @d3advulture Рік тому +3

      @@Woiitaxyou’re 2 months late

    • @firepalmmy5933
      @firepalmmy5933 Рік тому

      everyone knows that dude

    • @carlos74637
      @carlos74637 Рік тому

      @@firepalmmy5933sup man

  • @PsychoMaika
    @PsychoMaika 2 роки тому +489

    "Hey rat. I'll slap you until you bleed." --Satisfied Target Customer

  • @aestheticallypeachy_playz4243
    @aestheticallypeachy_playz4243 4 роки тому +226

    Albert: What if she's a undercover boss and she's a admin here..
    John Quiñones: Excuse me sir, I'm John Quiñones with the tv show: What would you do?

  • @fallenangel1551
    @fallenangel1551 4 роки тому +154

    6:10
    a translation
    "give me the bottle"
    "bottle help"
    "just let me have the bottle"

  • @CalacityOfficial
    @CalacityOfficial 2 роки тому +160

    Albert makes every game more fun

  • @spunchkirb
    @spunchkirb 3 роки тому +2370

    *“ITT SUMMER”*
    love him or hate him he is spitting facts

  • @rurichan1036
    @rurichan1036 4 роки тому +598

    No one:
    Albert: *spends $10 just to insult an admin*

    • @bintoujallow6224
      @bintoujallow6224 4 роки тому +6

      Xd he does spend his robux

    • @P1RATEE1LISH
      @P1RATEE1LISH 4 роки тому +3

      Hatsumomo Murakami 10 isn’t that much tho-

    • @bluezue8825
      @bluezue8825 4 роки тому +8

      He used 60 dollars, not 10

    • @antbathtu
      @antbathtu 4 роки тому +6

      overused with the no one

    • @paradox5434
      @paradox5434 4 роки тому +1

      RandomExamplez it is just a little over 10 to change user not 60

  • @uhhbused
    @uhhbused 4 роки тому +413

    Albert: Plays a game
    His fans: Raids the store and trolls

    • @apple8104
      @apple8104 4 роки тому +9

      Tbh it ruins people’s experiences

    • @apple8104
      @apple8104 4 роки тому +2

      Like not for,amigo fans just trying to enjoy roblox

    • @jen-wq9hh
      @jen-wq9hh 4 роки тому +1

      Oh welp

    • @sammysdeath6657
      @sammysdeath6657 4 роки тому +2

      I have never seen a comment made by a buster like this...

    • @eunoia504
      @eunoia504 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I was getting harassed inappropriately

  • @user-pm4nk4rh6k
    @user-pm4nk4rh6k 2 роки тому +71

    I love how he got the verification with the bird wrong and got accepted

  • @k4hoot252
    @k4hoot252 4 роки тому +690

    Imagine a second grader just shouting in the halls because he doesn’t wanna get expelled for “not talking enough”

    • @evie1582
      @evie1582 4 роки тому +21

      For some reason... I see my sister doing that in a year....

    • @birb3587
      @birb3587 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @Jeskoswing
      @Jeskoswing 4 роки тому +17

      He actually said next year he’ll be a second grader so rn he’s in first 😂

    • @mochi.puffball6588
      @mochi.puffball6588 4 роки тому +8

      That would be hilarious XD, I think Albert just teached a first grader what CAPS is and he's going to grow up beliecing it T_T XD

    • @Dev_Neo
      @Dev_Neo 4 роки тому

      Lol that would be funny

  • @tree_addict280
    @tree_addict280 2 роки тому +621

    Albert successfully tried to get a 7 year old banned.

    • @phoenixandfamily384
      @phoenixandfamily384 Рік тому +5

      welp that's just his life XD

    • @Zuleykafanf
      @Zuleykafanf Рік тому +2

      Lol😂

    • @dog-kc5sj
      @dog-kc5sj Рік тому +3

      -i hate my life- SO FUNNY😂😂

    • @glass153
      @glass153 Рік тому +5

      He said he was going to grd 2 next year which means he was in grade 1?

    • @pinecrowned
      @pinecrowned Рік тому +1

      @@dog-kc5sjdo you still hate your life

  • @chrissyefthim4570
    @chrissyefthim4570 4 роки тому +7089

    I really felt it when he said “IT SUMMER”😔

  • @MarkChick-x2c
    @MarkChick-x2c Місяць тому +8

    3:31 :you pathetic disgusting worm” got me laughing

  • @molly-ib2bd
    @molly-ib2bd 3 роки тому +341

    “BUT WAT CAPS”
    speaking f a c t s

  • @govblokk
    @govblokk 4 роки тому +741

    I feel bad for that indonesian dude, he is just trying to play peacefully and then get a warning lol

  • @traceyjamieson1921
    @traceyjamieson1921 3 роки тому +781

    "CAN I HAVE COFE"
    so inspiring.

  • @Peanut664
    @Peanut664 3 місяці тому +120

    All_allat is now in 6th grade

  • @trixianarius
    @trixianarius 4 роки тому +350

    Target customer: * breathes *
    Albert: Warning, for having lungs

  • @jasbeldwin
    @jasbeldwin 3 роки тому +441

    Random Girl: this is the worst store ever
    Albert: mission complete

  • @laineygeorgevich1524
    @laineygeorgevich1524 4 роки тому +67

    “My names peaches.” -Hot Babe 2020

    • @bearryyy3224
      @bearryyy3224 4 роки тому +3

      Lps Cupcake シ c h a r l i d a m e l i o

  • @Lantz25
    @Lantz25 2 роки тому +13

    6:28 "STOP USING CAPS" You didn't hav to cut me off-

  • @valitue5837
    @valitue5837 4 роки тому +424

    Normal annoying customer: "Lose the add", Albert: "Lose the FAT"

  • @demi154
    @demi154 4 роки тому +126

    “My names peaches” my favourite bit of the video

    • @olived8620
      @olived8620 4 роки тому

      🌞
      👖

    • @demi154
      @demi154 4 роки тому

      ꧁DOSENT KNOW꧂ hi peaches my name is peaches too lol

    • @shubagen
      @shubagen 4 роки тому +1

      Kawaii Bunny is

    • @demi154
      @demi154 4 роки тому

      Abeer A Balshraf ?

  • @lulu-if7lz
    @lulu-if7lz 4 роки тому +518

    The guy that kept on talking in caps said ''Im going in grade 2 next year'' if you couldn't understand him XD

  • @TheLeanedOne
    @TheLeanedOne Рік тому +31

    5:57 poor guy just wants a bottle

  • @v.iridia.n
    @v.iridia.n 4 роки тому +1164

    "I'M GOING TO GRD 2 NET YER"
    my man is going to grade 2 next year
    why does this have 1.2k likes

  • @Kettie5
    @Kettie5 4 роки тому +1964

    Just so you know, for the next hour after you posted this, everybody raided the target store yelling unban flamingo. It was mayhem.

    • @RalphiesWifey
      @RalphiesWifey 2 роки тому +79

      Oh god

    • @rachel9850
      @rachel9850 2 роки тому +36

      What’s the game called on Roblox

    • @Floofy_3421
      @Floofy_3421 2 роки тому +39

      Whats it called? I wanna join!

    • @Admino327
      @Admino327 2 роки тому +40

      @@Floofy_3421 💀

    • @elysialvr
      @elysialvr 2 роки тому +83

      @@Floofy_3421 sorry but it's been a year lmao

  • @Νοελλε
    @Νοελλε 4 роки тому +473

    Albert: “Im going to buy admin and just start harassing people”
    Me: *maybe thats why you cant get in your group*

  • @raiden7531
    @raiden7531 2 роки тому +6

    5:44 the fact that Kimlieye innocently asked for a bottle and Mekuanint900000 didnt understand it got me laughing

  • @bekahbunni3003
    @bekahbunni3003 3 роки тому +545

    I love how the guy is literally asking POLITELY for a bottle in Indonesian, and the other Target employee is asking to give him a warning because he’s soooo annoying lolololol. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @Morbiscrazygirl4447u
      @Morbiscrazygirl4447u 3 роки тому +16

      Most people who play roblox are children. What did you expect?

    • @bekahbunni3003
      @bekahbunni3003 3 роки тому +81

      @@Morbiscrazygirl4447u I wasn’t aware that children couldn’t understand that people spoke/write different languages…..usually when they don’t understand, they leave the conversation, they don’t continue engaging with the person, so what’s your point?

    • @purpletanjie4529
      @purpletanjie4529 3 роки тому +8

      I'm pretty sure it was Malaysia and not Indonesia, because Malaysia and Indonesia aren't the same.

    • @aurxella5298
      @aurxella5298 3 роки тому +27

      @@Morbiscrazygirl4447u please respect she is just saying that he was just asking for a bottle of water

    • @eerlin_is_me
      @eerlin_is_me 3 роки тому +26

      @@purpletanjie4529 its not lmao, besides, look at fedora hat's flag.

  • @Hola-sr5zr
    @Hola-sr5zr 4 роки тому +398

    I like how that guy who was typing in all caps went from:
    “WAT DO I SA Y”
    to:
    “Jenny. Hey man, please stop giving me warnings. Thanks dude.”

    • @j3nzie
      @j3nzie 4 роки тому +12

      YES😹

    • @atiny_my901
      @atiny_my901 4 роки тому +8

      LOL JUST REALIZED THAT

    • @ahwooga
      @ahwooga 4 роки тому +25

      I feel like he got his dad to help him or something lol

    • @skykid24k52
      @skykid24k52 4 роки тому

      @@atiny_my901 .

    • @NotRealName
      @NotRealName 4 роки тому +8

      awooga nah he was faking not knowing what caps were

  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 4 роки тому +501

    "Please loose the add"
    "LoOsE tHe fAt!!!!"
    *"hi my name is Peaches"*

    • @soranist
      @soranist 4 роки тому +17

      *”My name is peaches”*
      *”What would u like”*

    • @benbenbus
      @benbenbus 4 роки тому +8

      This made absolutely no sense but it made me laugh for some reason

    • @Kayjay5939
      @Kayjay5939 4 роки тому +3

      Spongebob reference

    • @rawhan1
      @rawhan1 4 роки тому +2

      milquemoo c h a o s

    • @agentmenace7645
      @agentmenace7645 4 роки тому +4

      that girl makes me want to car a drive into her

  • @cool_boy6961
    @cool_boy6961 Рік тому +9

    I love how Albert will talk into his microphone expecting the other person to hear him instead of typing in chat.

  • @Azurewrath69
    @Azurewrath69 4 роки тому +159

    Would you rather:
    Hire a bad employee or hire *ALBERT*

    • @pariahmad6988
      @pariahmad6988 4 роки тому +12

      ALBERT

    • @svensson110
      @svensson110 4 роки тому +10

      alberto

    • @sxmplytori9483
      @sxmplytori9483 4 роки тому +9

      HIRE ALBERT!!

    • @M87.683
      @M87.683 4 роки тому +5

      Hire albert because he maybe make things bad only for a video

    • @S_487
      @S_487 4 роки тому +1

      Hire a bad employee.

  • @013aanikhfds
    @013aanikhfds 2 роки тому +447

    You know what I like most about this video? At 10:04 you can see the dude who didn’t speak English at the cafe, *clearly speaking English* and saying “invader takes bribes”.

    • @gaiaispupz
      @gaiaispupz 2 роки тому +37

      maybe used a translator app or he doesn't speak that much English

    • @Lilyeti52
      @Lilyeti52 2 роки тому +41

      the guy said "can i have a bottle" he speeks indonesian

    • @drizzymaster69
      @drizzymaster69 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe someone's username?

    • @drizzymaster69
      @drizzymaster69 2 роки тому

      @{𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝒾𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃} invader takes brides could've been somebody's roblox username

    • @jan_Soje
      @jan_Soje 2 роки тому +1

      @{𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝒾𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃} Maybe someone’s username?

  • @elmashable9722
    @elmashable9722 4 роки тому +271

    That guy who is speaking Indonesian said “bottle please” and etc. He just wants his bottle man

    • @Cadenxd1
      @Cadenxd1 4 роки тому +1

      Confused FilAm can me anybody sub to me I do fortnite it’s ok if you don’t want to

    • @whimsical1462
      @whimsical1462 4 роки тому +18

      give him his bottle

    • @Jasmine-gs4qh
      @Jasmine-gs4qh 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @brisket1244
      @brisket1244 4 роки тому +1

      Gay

    • @happdino
      @happdino 4 роки тому

      poor guy

  • @Random_Strawberry_
    @Random_Strawberry_ 4 місяці тому +5

    5:24 you did it! You defeated the evil!

  • @TheCapriciousG1rl-_-
    @TheCapriciousG1rl-_- 4 роки тому +358

    “ *My name is peaches* ”
    Albert: *froump*

  • @idontevenknow9540
    @idontevenknow9540 4 роки тому +409

    Ah, I love when Albert rages before he even gets into the game

    • @Lejla..
      @Lejla.. 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @rowilliams5069
      @rowilliams5069 4 роки тому +2

      XD SAME

    • @urma7713
      @urma7713 4 роки тому +3

      Epically same

    • @appleua4807
      @appleua4807 4 роки тому +4

      I got a verification thing with every wheel I had to see if it was a bird or not. If it was I had to turn the thumb up and if it wasn't down. (10 minutes just to use my alt)
      (Never mind he also got it)

    • @iichxnistryii
      @iichxnistryii 4 роки тому

      -insert epically cool reply-

  • @trhuylieu6925
    @trhuylieu6925 4 роки тому +271

    Idea: open a “zoo” and get fans to dress as animals in the zoo, then advertise and bring normal people in and get all the animals to attack them Credit: Kat Doodle

  • @neongameryt8193
    @neongameryt8193 2 роки тому +5

    8:07 YOU GAVE ME THAT WARNING!

  • @crystal_ufo1058
    @crystal_ufo1058 4 роки тому +228

    A team member : "he keeps spamming a lot"
    That indo guy : *"HOW DARE YOU I JUST WANT TO BUY A WATER BOTTLE"*

  • @7Si_x
    @7Si_x 2 роки тому +328

    The reason Roblox is forcing their Verification System is because you've created so many accounts and Roblox recognizes that fact, and they think your device is making bot accounts.

    • @Woiitax
      @Woiitax Рік тому +9

      robots are not that cute-

    • @kamilatv4312
      @kamilatv4312 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Woiitax 🤨

    • @v4riex
      @v4riex Рік тому

      ​@@kamilatv4312l1o1oòlqqqqqiĶQILQILQOQPPQO191QQI1L9QQQOLQKOL0😊Q0😅Q0¹1😊😊⁹😊ll⁹Kkqoq9pìì⁹ìoqò⁹ķ09q

    • @Woiitax
      @Woiitax Рік тому +2

      @@kamilatv4312 i don't know either 😅

    • @aaronhelmickah
      @aaronhelmickah Рік тому +3

      Why did you say robots arent cute

  • @marilousalas8006
    @marilousalas8006 4 роки тому +166

    The guy that was speaking Indonesian said:
    "can i have a bottle"

    • @ekajmh2133
      @ekajmh2133 4 роки тому

      No

    • @ekajmh2133
      @ekajmh2133 4 роки тому

      He say you so slow

    • @ekajmh2133
      @ekajmh2133 4 роки тому

      Pls more faster

    • @callumxd3975
      @callumxd3975 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @enchantedisopod4017
      @enchantedisopod4017 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr! He kept going "Can I please get a bottle" ((something like that))
      Makes me think of that one vine....
      "CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE"

  • @Therochickennugget
    @Therochickennugget Рік тому +4

    2:31-the best part about this video|the roasting😩

  • @vexx.x5541
    @vexx.x5541 4 роки тому +491

    *”this game is so laggy dude-“*
    Me: *laughs while floating in the air.*

  • @itswilllthehuman
    @itswilllthehuman 4 роки тому +414

    “YOU DELETED THE EVIL”
    *Y A Y*

  • @DaBoiiArikk
    @DaBoiiArikk 4 роки тому +71

    Albert: "i do not understand what hes saying but he ask to many questions"
    Me that knows Indonesian language: "he just needs bottles , 1 question asked"
    Translate :p
    5:04 = "You're to slow"
    5:07 = "Be faster next time"
    5:46 = "Can I have a bottle?"
    6:01 = "Please Bottle"
    6:10 = "Please, help please"

  • @Skyr1x410
    @Skyr1x410 2 роки тому +5

    I love how the guy with the blue hair just said let’s play something else after Albert insulted him.

  • @marthalaily5035
    @marthalaily5035 4 роки тому +271

    5:02
    Here's the translation lol:
    “You're really slow”
    “Can you be faster”
    “Can I have the bottle”
    “Bottle please”

    • @yesgetitig3769
      @yesgetitig3769 4 роки тому +14

      He dont know what language he was speaking so he cant use translator
      Dia gk tau nama bahasanya jadi dia gk bisa translate

    • @lillatte1099
      @lillatte1099 4 роки тому

      he could just do google translate

    • @Iunarski
      @Iunarski 4 роки тому +1

      Lol thanks

    • @ainesteuart3426
      @ainesteuart3426 4 роки тому

      Loll tysm

    • @twisty15_
      @twisty15_ 4 роки тому

      thanks! xd

  • @hoogrideer2832
    @hoogrideer2832 4 роки тому +379

    Albert: Stop online dating
    Also Albert: My Co-worker is a hot babe
    Edit: thanks for 416 likes

  • @h.u.n.k6220
    @h.u.n.k6220 4 роки тому +175

    6:00 That guy saying "Can I have a Bottle of water please?" In indonesia

    • @VoltzV1
      @VoltzV1 4 роки тому +5

      Betullllll

    • @peripagi
      @peripagi 4 роки тому +2

      @@VoltzV1
      :0 Halo

    • @cringeasssensors7416
      @cringeasssensors7416 4 роки тому +10

      Lol he me friend and he speak decent english

    • @tactical533
      @tactical533 4 роки тому +2

      @@cringeasssensors7416 lmao temen gw juga

    • @GetLoYo
      @GetLoYo 4 роки тому +9

      That employee that was getting annoyed by him literally tried to give him warnings for "spamming" when he was just asking for water

  • @alyssalopez5059
    @alyssalopez5059 3 роки тому +109

    IDK WHY BUT WHEN THE GIRL SAID “My names peaches.” IT HAD ME DYINGGG

  • @diobrando3601
    @diobrando3601 4 роки тому +88

    Albert: pathtetic DISGUSTING worm
    Earth worm sally: you betrayed me

  • @valvora4315
    @valvora4315 4 роки тому +151

    What the guy said
    5:08 "please be faster"
    5:47 "can my bottle"
    6:03 "help cup"
    6:15 "can help my bottle"

    • @brandonn87200
      @brandonn87200 4 роки тому +4

      @Tim HIEROPHANT GUREEEN

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 4 роки тому +8

      Are u dat language
      This comment is gonna blow up, I penis
      Edit: sorry I mean promise

    • @aymangenena9613
      @aymangenena9613 4 роки тому +3

      That poor guy

    • @basementbrickfilms4821
      @basementbrickfilms4821 4 роки тому +1

      Gangsta Fart what does that even mean

    • @pixel4849
      @pixel4849 4 роки тому +1

      Mr.brickfillm Production it means that is he that language that guy was speaking

  • @Olivia_Sstuff
    @Olivia_Sstuff Місяць тому +4

    2:31 "LOST THE FAT GOD!"

  • @scarlettkeeley9763
    @scarlettkeeley9763 4 роки тому +105

    Albert: shouts at random girl
    girl: WORSTED STORE EVER
    me: omg such a karen

  • @littlemissfinch
    @littlemissfinch 4 роки тому +356

    Albert: *upset because he took “too much time”*
    Me on mobile using all my fingers: *_pathetic_*

    • @defwhro
      @defwhro 4 роки тому +6

      Omg same😂😂😂

    • @julietalosson9011
      @julietalosson9011 4 роки тому +6

      Caleigh Fincher I’m on mobile but it’s pretty easy for me

    • @zoeoryx5321
      @zoeoryx5321 4 роки тому +5

      Amazing comment lel deserves 30k likes

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 роки тому +1

      Zoey Playz tysm😊

    • @Anyayay_
      @Anyayay_ 4 роки тому +1

      I just use my pointy finger and thumb to type lol

  • @astrocatlive2409
    @astrocatlive2409 3 роки тому +627

    I know this was long ago, but when that girl had an actual report he took care of it naturally, I think he would be a really good target employee.

    • @spunchkirb
      @spunchkirb 3 роки тому +2

      yeah

    • @izimari
      @izimari 3 роки тому +50

      Alright so this is about 5 months late but, you’re actually closer to it then you think. He actually used to be a Macy’s employee (or maybe J.C. Pennies), and he said he worked there for about a month. The reason you think he’d be a good retail employee is because he used to be a good retail employee. The more you know. 💫🌠

    • @molly-ib2bd
      @molly-ib2bd 3 роки тому +5

      @@izimari the more you know..

    • @arlwos5563
      @arlwos5563 3 роки тому +8

      @@izimari he said he worked there for a day im pretty sure

    • @izimari
      @izimari 3 роки тому +3

      @@arlwos5563 He did? My bad. I have some pretty bad memory so I thought he said he worked at JCPenny for a month or whatever.

  • @sweet.milo_
    @sweet.milo_ 2 роки тому +1

    Roblox: “Is this a bird”
    Albert: NOPE
    The picture: Bird
    1:57

  • @Yxlesi
    @Yxlesi 4 роки тому +4213

    hold up, trying to think of a target joke

    • @puffsmother3971
      @puffsmother3971 4 роки тому +336

      「 Yxlesi 」 how about this?
      |-| I tried to go to Target once. I missed. |-|

    • @evilmaxter
      @evilmaxter 4 роки тому +26

      Rioy

    • @evilmaxter
      @evilmaxter 4 роки тому +46

      Riot

    • @NabzTheBlader
      @NabzTheBlader 4 роки тому +76

      Ive hit so many people with the shirt but i still didnt get my prize :(

    • @puffsmother3971
      @puffsmother3971 4 роки тому +19

      sorry Nabz Gaming I feel bad

  • @slawbunnies5634
    @slawbunnies5634 4 роки тому +323

    Flamingo: bullies IDIOTS and NOOBS.
    UA-cam’s trending section: 👍

    • @asdgreersf
      @asdgreersf 4 роки тому +4

      Lol he makes them tons on money and boosts the roblox community’s popularity massively, so they don’t really care about him trolling

    • @hycraut
      @hycraut 4 роки тому +1

      Yes queen

    • @fadumoabukar5234
      @fadumoabukar5234 4 роки тому

      👌

    • @nevlogs562
      @nevlogs562 4 роки тому

      I feel your pain man...

    • @dino5869
      @dino5869 4 роки тому

      albert was the bully cus hes calling people noobs and idiots but he is also tries to ban ppl for no reason,but i dont strongly dislike him i actually do like his videos a lot.

  • @josephinetactac256
    @josephinetactac256 4 роки тому +307

    Albert: **Says a word**
    Everyone: *Q U O T E*

  • @roxalineholbrook9034
    @roxalineholbrook9034 Рік тому +2

    My names peaches got me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lonejohnwolf
    @lonejohnwolf 3 роки тому +907

    Little does he know that he's actually advertising these games to us and it's great for getting more people to know about the game. Lol

    • @spunchkirb
      @spunchkirb 3 роки тому +38

      and trollers join to ruin the experience

    • @lonejohnwolf
      @lonejohnwolf 3 роки тому +5

      Imagine his video got flagged because people saw it and decided to be bad in the game from it. xD

    • @Yahudi_Killer
      @Yahudi_Killer 3 роки тому +12

      @@lonejohnwolf not funny

    • @lonejohnwolf
      @lonejohnwolf 3 роки тому +22

      @@Yahudi_Killer Clearly it was funny enough to get you to comment about it.

    • @frog5154
      @frog5154 3 роки тому +3

      @@lonejohnwolf ahahahahha

  • @chaserblx2277
    @chaserblx2277 4 роки тому +2958

    Let us acknowledge that all_allat is going to grade 2 this year. Round of applause 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

  • @jenn516
    @jenn516 3 роки тому +361

    5:52
    let me translate for him
    can i have a bottle?
    thats what he was saying-
    HE JUST WANTS A BOTTLE-
    ay stop fighting in the reply comments- ;-;

    • @erenyeager216
      @erenyeager216 3 роки тому +10

      Sad

    • @salwantkaur7553
      @salwantkaur7553 3 роки тому +7

      Lol he was talking malay

    • @jenn516
      @jenn516 3 роки тому +18

      @@salwantkaur7553 it's Indonesian- I think

    • @salwantkaur7553
      @salwantkaur7553 3 роки тому +6

      @@jenn516 It is malay cause I am a Malaysia and Indonesian is a little bit different

    • @rehannnxw
      @rehannnxw 3 роки тому +14

      @@jenn516 That Indonesian

  • @molinveronicadsouza9208
    @molinveronicadsouza9208 2 роки тому +1

    5:21 i just realised this guy was in 1st that translation is "I am going to grade 2 next year"

  • @thetwins841
    @thetwins841 4 роки тому +57

    The thumbnail:
    Hey can I have a-
    *violently gets bullied*

  • @kellanmilly
    @kellanmilly 4 роки тому +115

    Albert: Brutally insults customer
    Employee: *hello I’m peaches*

    • @glossielle2752
      @glossielle2752 4 роки тому +16

      lovely peaches i-

    • @rxs_oxo7700
      @rxs_oxo7700 4 роки тому +3

      @@glossielle2752 lovely peache🙃-

    • @kohenk07
      @kohenk07 4 роки тому +3

      Miller Why tf do you have a Fortnite pfp. Fortnite bad and gay.

    • @langqin4602
      @langqin4602 4 роки тому +3

      Hello fish

    • @harrymalfoypotter5392
      @harrymalfoypotter5392 4 роки тому +4

      ThisWebsiteIsAJoke imagine hating on someone for what they like

  • @hyp3rba11ad
    @hyp3rba11ad 4 роки тому +390

    I wonder why Albert always uses the name “Jenny” lol he must like that name.

    • @gugi4477
      @gugi4477 4 роки тому +14

      And John

    • @m4lvill
      @m4lvill 4 роки тому +16

      It’s a bit funny to me because my friend’s name is “Jennie” and my mom’s English name is “Jenny”

    • @ankha5325
      @ankha5325 4 роки тому +6

      And jim

    • @n.a.cascarelli7419
      @n.a.cascarelli7419 4 роки тому +12

      If Albert had a dating profile it would say attracted to the name jenny

    • @julycamachodediaz5049
      @julycamachodediaz5049 4 роки тому +2

      IKR

  • @TheNooberGoober
    @TheNooberGoober 2 роки тому +1

    “THIS IS SO UNFAIR THESE ARE ALL NOT BIRDS >:(“ 1:56 YA ALBERT TOTALLY NOT ALL BIRDS

  • @epani9904
    @epani9904 4 роки тому +321

    *Here are the translations of what the Indonesian guy said :*
    5:03 "you're so slow"
    5:06 "please be faster"
    5:46 "can i have a bottle"
    6:02 "bottle please"
    6:09 "please can i ask for a bottle"
    NGAKAK GW NONTONNYA WKWKKWKWKWKW

    • @PaolaLovesTacos08
      @PaolaLovesTacos08 4 роки тому +24

      "Eres lento"
      "Por favor se más rápido"
      "puedo tener la botella"
      "botella por favor"
      "por favor puedo pedir botella"
      {Spanish translation}

    • @aquawav
      @aquawav 4 роки тому

      Bjirr gan:'v

    • @naufalradhiansyah8090
      @naufalradhiansyah8090 4 роки тому +2

      Anjay

    • @vitosurya6109
      @vitosurya6109 4 роки тому +3

      There some indonesia men i see goo i am no the only one

    • @rakhaabdulghani3162
      @rakhaabdulghani3162 4 роки тому +8

      Njir rupanya bukan gw sendiri yang nonton flamingo

  • @alien_teetaw
    @alien_teetaw 4 роки тому +58

    0:00 that happens of you have a vpn on, you need to turn it off :/

  • @makenzie5183
    @makenzie5183 4 роки тому +194

    Random person: *uses caps*
    Admin: *has a seizure, heart attack, stroke and goes into cardiac arrest (My dog actually died from that, and I miss him a lot, anyways), and more*
    edit: wait why am i getting likes

    • @raqueld2008
      @raqueld2008 4 роки тому +16

      yeah what is up with that? And then some admins use caps but because they work there they dont get warned.
      idiots

    • @sandralamb7994
      @sandralamb7994 4 роки тому +4

      I want everyone to use caps bc they all can't ban everyone

    • @raqueld2008
      @raqueld2008 4 роки тому +3

      @@sandralamb7994 caps lock

    • @makenzie5183
      @makenzie5183 4 роки тому

      EVERYONE START A RAID WITH CAPS LOCK ON N o W

    • @itsclemtime2357
      @itsclemtime2357 4 роки тому

      botanical My condolences go out to you. I know what it’s like loosing a pet.

  • @0rsy-us9dp
    @0rsy-us9dp 7 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: all_all at will be in 6th grade next year, man time flies

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon 4 роки тому +289

    Alternate title: Albert gets 1st grader banned from target

  • @Isthateuro
    @Isthateuro 3 роки тому +388

    1:55 "Is this a bird?"
    Alberts mind: No. Not at all.

    • @Floris_072
      @Floris_072 3 роки тому +13

      And then the next one he does it wrong xd

    • @cambeckykon7134
      @cambeckykon7134 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @dominikm1889
      @dominikm1889 3 роки тому +6

      1:47

    • @s.a.m6015
      @s.a.m6015 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr lol!

    • @rosejeanes478
      @rosejeanes478 3 роки тому +3

      Roblox:is this a bird verification:bird Albert/flimingo:this is not a bird bruh Edit:me:ARE YOU STUPID MRFLIMFLAM

  • @xvbubblie138
    @xvbubblie138 4 роки тому +158

    "is this a bird" *bird pops up*. Albert : *flips it to thumbs down*

  • @STARRYFRUIT-ee2beFURRY
    @STARRYFRUIT-ee2beFURRY Місяць тому +2

    2:33 “my names peaches.”

  • @Tuanry
    @Tuanry 4 роки тому +110

    10:04
    I loved how that Indonesian dude is telling stories about the VOC invading us.
    But remember, dont look at the black and white picture! We all did something wrong throughout history.

  • @tagrodan2827
    @tagrodan2827 4 роки тому +111

    “YOU DID IT, YOU DEFEATED THE EVIL! HAVE FUN SHOPPING.
    “he’s going to get banned”
    100 LIKES IN 5 hours, Holy shit

  • @ミ..ミ-s5e
    @ミ..ミ-s5e 3 роки тому +273

    The guy just wanted a bottle of water and he got a warn 👁️👄👁️

    • @imprftluv7705
      @imprftluv7705 3 роки тому +6

      Kesian.. and please i laughed so hard at that part 🤡

    • @sigacy1374
      @sigacy1374 3 роки тому

      Dia cuma mau botol Aqua

    • @Jaydiey
      @Jaydiey 3 роки тому +1

      "Botol tolong" and the bacon hair warned him litteraly he said "Botol help" lol

    • @Jaydiey
      @Jaydiey 3 роки тому +1

      Kasian

    • @Jaydiey
      @Jaydiey 3 роки тому

      @@vlaansLen iya kasian

  • @legionnaire4336
    @legionnaire4336 4 місяці тому +7

    Well that thumbnail aged like milk

  • @rosynet86
    @rosynet86 4 роки тому +827

    When he said he was going to second grade in all caps I felt so bad. He probably just learned how to type. 😔

    • @synical4
      @synical4 4 роки тому +51

      Same. I feel bad for him.

    • @thefairytail7171
      @thefairytail7171 4 роки тому +55

      I wanted to protect him!!! :(( it's easy to say click the button to the left that says Caps :( poor precious baby

    • @drakeandfriends1834
      @drakeandfriends1834 4 роки тому +13

      @bing stop trying to impersonate him

    • @chuckymoo2260
      @chuckymoo2260 4 роки тому +4

      @@jane2113 I believe you? xD

    • @drakeandfriends1834
      @drakeandfriends1834 4 роки тому +4

      @bing ok I did. Also I thought you didn’t know how to type. How did you learn smh so fast?

  • @lxmber_wxtches5982
    @lxmber_wxtches5982 4 роки тому +111

    “Store Intern”
    Albert: a cashier I guess.
    Me: *STONKS*

  • @siayuri07
    @siayuri07 4 роки тому +67

    Her: YOU GAVE ME THIS WARNNNNING REMOVE IT
    Me: here we go again

    • @GunnerHeatFire
      @GunnerHeatFire 4 роки тому +1

      @@ravepaw12 it goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT HERE WE GO AGAIN

    • @OO-we1xh
      @OO-we1xh 4 роки тому

      Karen’s! The person who said that is a Karen!

    • @shahtahera4219
      @shahtahera4219 4 роки тому

      @kim hough ikr mi is only 9 ;-;

  • @serendanson1199
    @serendanson1199 Рік тому +1

    2:30 has got to be my favourite part😂

  • @no-sj4ic
    @no-sj4ic 4 роки тому +446

    When she said “My Names Peaches” did any of you think of peaches-?

    • @Zyycra
      @Zyycra 4 роки тому +13

      Nope I thought of my dog cause her name is “Peaches” XD

    • @frankkoestler2388
      @frankkoestler2388 4 роки тому +40

      Lovelypeaches?

    • @scryteria
      @scryteria 4 роки тому +5

      They look the same

    • @queenleenuh1256
      @queenleenuh1256 4 роки тому +3

      No?!

    • @shaodii5037
      @shaodii5037 4 роки тому +3

      Wait huh it say it got two reply’s?? And I thought of chicken not peaches