Peter saying "Are you afraid I'm gonna turn into some kind of a criminal" while wearing a literal robbery hood caught me off guard, almost died laughing lmao
he is the uncle ben who is actually a old frank castle using a new name....... *uncle ben shot on the sidewalk* Alternate ben:"pe-peter...." peter parker:"i'm here uncle ben what is it?" alternate ben:"remember peter......no-not veng-vengeance......punishment" "ever since that day i have been known as....THE SPIDER WHO PUNISHES!"
I think this was said several times, but that radioactive spider did save the entire school...Peter was 10 minutes away from getting a gun and kill everybody after years of bullying.
Peter: I don't wanna fight you Flash * takes his gun* Flash: I don't wanna fight either. Flash is the gentleman here, he respects others words and obeys them. Respect +++
i get its supposed to be a joke but a glock would do much worse then that it would actually most likely go through your skull and maybe even injure the brain
maan you gotta knock people out in a single attack with your body or extandables but never a gun cuz dat shit be bussin bwei. That's the true Oogway Principle (Edit: I can hear you say "I missed the part where that's my problem" so i wanted to delete it but thought of the same thing and it's gonna stay)
I love that no one noticed the extremely obvious gunshot wound until Aunt may pointed it out. Like everyone was just politely ignoring it until she decided that enough was enough
1:49 May:- "Why, Peter, you're bleeding" Peter:- "Yeah, I stepped off the curb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers" May:- "Oh that looks awful." He's got a bullet lodged into his head, and the woman just says it's awful! Awful? AWFUL!!!! I mean, W.T.F.....That's it?
This gave me an idea for a full story: Peter Parker, a high school student struggling to pays the bills, trains to become strong so he can fight off his school bully. But being triple-teamed by the bully's friends, he pulls out his uncle's gun to defend himself. Under the tutelage of his retired ex-con Uncle Ben, he then turns to a life of violence as Gun-man. He starts off by robbing a minor wrestling joint so he can buy a car to impress MJ. Unfortunately, the wrestling joint doesn't have much money, so he goes to Jameson to get hired as an assassin. Also sadly, in the escape Uncle Ben is shot. Meanwhile, Norman Osborn, a boss of both his company and the mob, procures some illegal drugs and tries to microdose them as a test. Realizing the potent powers it could give him, he takes a potent combination by drinking, boofing, shooting up, and inhaling at the same time and becomes the super-strong Green Goblin. After Goblin eliminates a competing mob family using military tech, Jameson orders his best employee, Gun-man, to take out the Goblin. Gob lin offers that they should team up, but Gun-man turns him down because Jameson knows his secret identity as Peter Parker. Gun-man is grazed by one of Goblin's bullets but escapes. At a family dinner, Osborn realizes Peter is Gun-man. Goblin then threatens Aunt May and abducts Mary Jane to lure Parker in. He beats up Gun-man's gun-resistant suit but Gun-man picks up his gun and forces Goblin to back down. Goblin would rather rely on military tech and drugs to fight people, and is now about to lose the fight. Gun-man takes Goblin's tech and impales him with it to make it appear that he did it to himself by accident. Goblin's last words are to not tell Harry so that Harry does not follow his life of crime. . In the sequel, Gun-man attempts to take out a scientist who is going to provide cheap renewable energy. He fails to kill Dr. Octavius but the bullet damages Octavius's brain and Octavius vows to proceed with the project at all costs. After Gun-man's failed assassination, he tries to retire but realizes he cannot when Octavius tells Mary Jane about why he was almost assassinated. To prevent the truth from spreading any more, he forces Octavius to destroy the renewable energy project at gunpoint. Octavius is also convinced because the FBI is about to blow up the project if they do not shut it off. Gun-man then threatens Mary Jane not to tell anyone or there will be consequences. Mary Jane agrees and falls in love with him because she has Stockholm Syndrome. . In Gun-man 3, Harry has just discovered that his father was the Goblin, and he has ordered his butler, an old mafia assistant, to re-assemble Osborn's gang. Peter is being celebrated at work for finishing off Octavius. But he is assaulted by Harry who discovered his identity last movie. Harry frees Flint Marko from prison on the condition that Flint Marko kills Peter, while Harry begins juicing the "Goblin" serum. After Flint and Peter's first encounter, Marko, who is really buff, barely escapes. When Peter returns home, he finds videotape in his mailbox which proves that Flint killed his uncle, not the cops, in order to stop the rise of the Parker gang. Flint returns to a disappointed Osborn who promises to heal his gunshot wounds and forgive his failure to kill Peter. He agrees, but he doesn't know they are transforming him into Sandman until it's too late. MJ wants Peter to abandon his life of crime for them to get married, but he refuses. Harry befriends her to suggest that they should break up, and they do. Marko attacks Peter again, who defeats him knowing that he killed Uncle Ben, but can't destroy him as he is made of sand. Peter demands a staff job because he is constantly getting targeted by the Osborn gang. After Jameson refuses, Peter strikes out on his own, being replaced at the Bugle by Eddie Brock. Spiteful at Eddie, he begins dating Gwen. One day, he tries to greet MJ and inform her that he has quit the mob. She calls the security and he shoots them and almost shoots her, then leaves. In the last battle, Marko and the New Goblin team up to pound Peter into oblivion, but Jameson, who notices what is going on, buys a gun off a little girl and intervenes, allowing Peter to escape Sandman's grasp. Peter and Jameson defeat Osborn and hold him at gunpoint. Peter admits the truth that he killed Norman, it was not an accident. They then impale Harry in the same way. Flint comes and says he only wanted to see his daughter and they mercifully let him go. Jameson realizes Peter was right and brings him back to the Jameson mob as a major crime boss. Eddie Brock is fired. Peter happily dates Gwen Stacy and moves on from MJ, and Jameson buys out Police Commissioner Stacy. In Gun-man 4, it is possible Eddie Brock will team up with other mob bosses such as the Lizard, Mysterio and the Vulture, to fight Peter.
Eddie: "I like being bad. It makes me happy." Bully: "I'm through trying to convince you." (shoots) Eddie: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bully: "Aww, look at little Venom Junior.....gonna cry?" Eddie (choking on blood): "Please, Big Guy.....I want you to kill Peter Parker." Bully: "You should've thought of getting religion earlier."
As Comrade Ben Said: "With great powder comes great weaponry" 😂 As Bully Maguire Said "I'm gonna put some bullets in your eye" 😂 As Doc Ock Said: "The Powder of the Bullet in the Palm of my Gun" 😂 As Norman Said: "You know, I'm something of a 2nd Amendment Defender Myself" 😂
Man you must have the best hobby. Just going through Spider-Man movies for hours and finding the perfect clips. These kill me man please keep ‘em pumping out
I'm honestly impressed with the editing in the first scene, although there are some visible errors it does honestly look very smooth and almost if it was legitimate
Now we all know that this movie was shot in America (but all jokes aside, your editing skills and humour are very impressive. Your parents must be proud)
If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied. But let me assure you: This, like any story worth telling, is all about a gun.
Part 2 here: ua-cam.com/video/O2My4e_OeqQ/v-deo.html
do the amazing gun man and tom's gun man too
Stop lecturing me please
Peter dont shoot harry..... i cried laughing
what program did you use please?
@@Mr.JoNKeR Vegas Pro 18
Turning Peter's camera into a sniper rifle, genius.
What are you expecting Hofman, a raise? Get out of here!
absolute genius
professionals have standards
He had to line up the shot
Every seen RWBY it's exactly the same thing
I just love how Norman doesn't notice Peter's obvious gunshot wound to the head until May mentions it.
😆😆😂😂
Peter may not have died, but I did...
and nobody questions how he is still living after that?
He's something of a scientist himself
@@ONYXPROJ3CT666 he just missed the part where that was his problem
Harry: "Are you gonna shoot me like you shot my father?"
Peter: "oh boy yeah"
please don't say that
Peter: "i like shoot you father, it make me happy"
Look at little Captian Price Junior....gonna cry?
Norman to Peter: Shoot me! Imagine what we could create!
Harry: What?!
“With great ammo comes great responsibility”
- Uncle Ben.
underrated comment
Maybe his name would be Sam in this timeline 😂
Caliber*
Ungun Ben
"With 50. cal comes great accuracy" - 👴🏻
Norman:"Peter. Don't shoot Harry."
Gun-Man to Harry:"I'd like to shoot you sometime."
peter parkerrr
Soon as I read this 💀
"I wanna put some lead in your eye"
@@jonathanbarkins8480 xD
.WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌.
This timeline is even better when you realize Uncle Ben is still alive.
He die in the robbery
Spoiler: Peter accidentally shoots him when Uncle Ben comes home late one night.
@@russellharrell2747 just like how Peter accidentally pushed of his girlfriend from an 18 story building while they were fighting
Uncle ben is still alive and also helping peter in his robberies😆😆😆😆
This is how Peter would've turned out if Ben didn't die from a gun
Peter saying "Are you afraid I'm gonna turn into some kind of a criminal" while wearing a literal robbery hood caught me off guard, almost died laughing lmao
Peter: "Im something of a criminal myself"
Mb he just likes wearing that, stop lecturing him, please!
@Bully Maguire 🅥 oh there is the main actor
@@danic2795 😂
Bro it caught me just now too😂😅😂😅
"Remember, with great firepower comes great responsibility."
- Alternate Uncle Ben
Guncle Ben
he is the uncle ben who is actually a old frank castle using a new name.......
*uncle ben shot on the sidewalk*
Alternate ben:"pe-peter...."
peter parker:"i'm here uncle ben what is it?"
alternate ben:"remember peter......no-not veng-vengeance......punishment"
"ever since that day i have been known as....THE SPIDER WHO PUNISHES!"
"Remember, with great firepower comes great recoil."
Ok these are getting way too good
Oo verified person I must comment
OMG.....Flash backing away had me roaring!
Deez are getting wayb2 good
true bruv
it's always been this good
Luke cage: “I said no guns!!!”
Peter: “i missed the part where that’s my problem”
LOL
Nice
I got that reference Web of Shadows! 😂😂
Nice one 😂
To be fair I often thought Luke cage was the brother of Nicholas cage
Love how the only reaction to Peter bringing a gun to school is one guy calling him a freak and then casually walking off.
Its america it happens every other day
Merica
@@zengreen f*ck yeah
It was a different time
@@akmil02 I need that money
The scene with Peter sitting casually at the dinner table with a bullet wound in his forehead had me laughing so hard. Thanks for that 🤣
Me too
I am going to get the first-aid
Same. I about woke up my girlfriend
Man thats some fucked up bike messenger
Me too
The “got clipped by one of those bike messengers” really works bette than it should for guns
Premium Rush reference?
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌.
By that wound he didn't get "clipped" lmao.
He got clapped 😵
"Don't shoot Harry"
*Proceeds to completely fuck him up*
HaRrY!
Kkkkk
I miss the part where that's my problem.
Very good ending
“All’s fair in Love & War”
"Are you afraid that I'm gonna turn into some kind of criminal?" Got me dying lol
😂😂😂😂
1:51 Aunt May worrying about Peter's bullet wound in his forehead just elicits him a casual "No, it's nothing."
I can't stop laughing 😂
I think this was said several times, but that radioactive spider did save the entire school...Peter was 10 minutes away from getting a gun and kill everybody after years of bullying.
Topical lol
Pump up kicks starts playing.
Pretty racist to say that if you ask me.
@@midnightdeluxegaming6582 radioactive isn’t a race, leave spiders out of this, it’s about guns
@@midnightdeluxegaming6582 yea, what Dad Eee said, idiot.
“What are you afraid I’m gonna turn into a criminal??” LITERALLY WEARING A SKI MASK WITH A FUCKING GUN 😂😂😂 this is gold
He just got a little cold
_What are you? Afraid?_
- insurgency sandstorm
Wtf I spat my water at that scene 🤣
Somethings up I’ll figure it out!
I like how it still took some time for Norman to understand that Peter is Spider-Man, despite the bullet in his forehead.
He's not spiderman
HE IS GUN-MAN!!!
He's a scientist, not a biologist
I fuckin lost it at that part cuz In my head he didn’t notice till aunt may said something 😂
Peter slowly saying “Bike Messenger…knocked me down…” with a bullet hole on the dome literally has me in godamn tears. Thank you so much for this.
"I don't wanna fight you flash"
"I wouldn't wanna fight you neither"😂
2:24 caught me off guard and fits in so perfectly. Nicely done Spidey
Soo funny lol
Lmfaooooo the hammer getting pulled back him talking then the gun shot gets me every time
"..Because you never know when some lunatic will come up with a sadistic choice."
Peter: *cocks gun*
Ah, he shot the Green Goblin, that's why they're falling
The fact that it's literally how spider-punisher saved gwen lol
Norman Osborn - “ Peter, don’t shoot Harry. “
Peter - “ I missed the part where that’s my problem. “
At the end, He shoots Harry. 😂😂
Peter: stop lecturing me
He didn't miss
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌.
"Remember, with big gun comes great recoil."
Norman: How did you say that happened to you?
Peter with a bullet in his skull:
Bike messenger knocked me down...
😂😂😂😂😂
That's the funniest part lmao
I interpreted it as the biker emptying a clip lol
He did say the messenger *clipped* him
Norman: how did you say you got that again?
Peter: bike messenger, shot me down
The balaclava part was hilarious and the editing is truly impressive. Your parents must be proud.
Spammers everywhere
@@TMAJ2019 deadass😤
@@DA11AZ gonna cry?
finally spammers are here
@e Amogus profile pic
Ah, just like I remember
Unconstitutional CCW ban in New York struck down on Thursday c:
Good to see UNCLE UNIT commenting on this funny vid.
"Don't shoot Harry"
That was the exact moment when he made the decision to shoot Harry....
Peter: I don't wanna fight you Flash
* takes his gun*
Flash: I don't wanna fight either.
Flash is the gentleman here, he respects others words and obeys them.
Respect +++
"Gonna cry?"
Peter is now the quiet kid…
Right! All Peter had to do was nicely ask him he doesn't want to fight why didn't he do this sooner?.
"I'd like to apologize"
Because Peter had a gun to his face
“Spider-Man but with guns”
That’s the actual inspiration for Deadpool.
So true now I can't stop thinking about it that way maaan
@@brianindiana9375 Deadpool even mentioned it one time lol
And he is Canadian, MUST BE FREE HEALTH CARE TOO, right?
I thought it was that the guy who invented him wanted to make a “Deathstroke” story but couldn't get the rights.
@@byronsenior6499 He’s taken from both.
"America has to many guns"
Spider man: hold my webs
Flash backing out after a gun pointed at him was so realistic and relatable! XD It made me chuckle.
The flash walking backwards got me😂
He is the fastest backpedaler alive.
He is... The Flash... Thompson.
Aggressively runs away
It's from Spiderman reversed mode
@@Agentjaywalker Really ?
@@obi5781 yeah search up Spider-Man reverse mode
"Clipped by a bike messenger"
That's a hole new meaning right there. Bike messengers out here with Glocks xD
Hole, I get it 💀 😂
I died laughing reading this comment, thanks
Welcome to London 2022
i get its supposed to be a joke but a glock would do much worse then that it would actually most likely go through your skull and maybe even injure the brain
Kkkkk
it's just so crazy to think of how many problems can be solved with a single gunshot instead of punching and kicking all the time.
fr fr
2022 is a case in point
maan you gotta knock people out in a single attack with your body or extandables but never a gun cuz dat shit be bussin bwei. That's the true Oogway Principle
(Edit: I can hear you say "I missed the part where that's my problem" so i wanted to delete it but thought of the same thing and it's gonna stay)
@@512TheWolf512 BLM is another good example
"That's what I keep saying!" -The Punisher, probably
1:55 Peter sitting there with a hole in his head…
Aunt May: “I’ll get the first aid kit.” 💀💀💀
Peter: I don’t want to fight you Flash
Flash: I wouldn’t fight me neither
Peter: I wanna shoot you
Peter the quiet dude
Yeah because flash can even send a macho k9 dog in orthopedic 🤣
Peter: Fight you? No, I wanna kill you.
His face after scaring off flash and freaking everyone out has me dying so hard 😂😂 like hes so proud of himself for pulling out a gun 😂😂😂
“The power… it feels good.”
- Peter Parker
I’ve watched Spider-Man so many times but still enjoying every single scene of it
Pure masterpiece.
ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh cool loved green goblin shoot spider man head
* Gun-Man
It’s not a masterpiece, it’s just really well-made and a great classic. masterpiece should be reserved for movies with way more effort than this.
@@kanyerahming for me, it is a masterpiece
@@stranMusic cool.
not trying to change your opinion, just projecting my own.
The way Harry falls after being sniped by Peter caught me off guard. I kept laughing like a fool infront of my kid cousins
Blud did not want to touch his mary jane
1:42 it's quite impressive that Peter can survive a shot straight to his head...
He just missed the part where that’s his problem
His grandparents must be very proud
Be a different story if he got shot in the back
He's reverse Flash
He ate all of his green vegetables that day.
Peter be like - “ You know, I am something of a criminal myself. “
🤣
The zero hesitation before he sniped Harry is comedy gold.
I love that no one noticed the extremely obvious gunshot wound until Aunt may pointed it out. Like everyone was just politely ignoring it until she decided that enough was enough
Please don't stop with these vids mate, they are damn legendary, especially the ones which go about 3 minutes 😂
Let me guess,
Australian
@@zubairhafeez3963 so what if they're australian lol, is it a crime or something
@@TheRealSpiderent nah he's cool, it's just incredible that you could tell people apart by just a few words, like "Mate" Gotta love Aussies
@@zubairhafeez3963 'Mate' is also something British guys call each other often
@@zubairhafeez3963 i also use mate and don't belong in neither
2:00 must be one hell of a bike messenger
This movie is so ahead of it's time! Peter having a gun in school and no-one reacting? Genius
"No-one reacting"? So are we just going to ignore Flash running away, Peter being called a freak, and all the people clamoring around the scene?
And this was after columbine as well, this was really a very significant movie for the American culture
@@Dangangela6565 I was referring to how common school shootings have become
1:49
May:- "Why, Peter, you're bleeding"
Peter:- "Yeah, I stepped off the curb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers"
May:- "Oh that looks awful."
He's got a bullet lodged into his head, and the woman just says it's awful! Awful? AWFUL!!!! I mean, W.T.F.....That's it?
2:54 "If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job, double the money"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This gave me an idea for a full story:
Peter Parker, a high school student struggling to pays the bills, trains to become strong so he can fight off his school bully. But being triple-teamed by the bully's friends, he pulls out his uncle's gun to defend himself. Under the tutelage of his retired ex-con Uncle Ben, he then turns to a life of violence as Gun-man. He starts off by robbing a minor wrestling joint so he can buy a car to impress MJ. Unfortunately, the wrestling joint doesn't have much money, so he goes to Jameson to get hired as an assassin. Also sadly, in the escape Uncle Ben is shot.
Meanwhile, Norman Osborn, a boss of both his company and the mob, procures some illegal drugs and tries to microdose them as a test. Realizing the potent powers it could give him, he takes a potent combination by drinking, boofing, shooting up, and inhaling at the same time and becomes the super-strong Green Goblin.
After Goblin eliminates a competing mob family using military tech, Jameson orders his best employee, Gun-man, to take out the Goblin. Gob lin offers that they should team up, but Gun-man turns him down because Jameson knows his secret identity as Peter Parker. Gun-man is grazed by one of Goblin's bullets but escapes. At a family dinner, Osborn realizes Peter is Gun-man. Goblin then threatens Aunt May and abducts Mary Jane to lure Parker in. He beats up Gun-man's gun-resistant suit but Gun-man picks up his gun and forces Goblin to back down. Goblin would rather rely on military tech and drugs to fight people, and is now about to lose the fight. Gun-man takes Goblin's tech and impales him with it to make it appear that he did it to himself by accident. Goblin's last words are to not tell Harry so that Harry does not follow his life of crime.
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In the sequel, Gun-man attempts to take out a scientist who is going to provide cheap renewable energy. He fails to kill Dr. Octavius but the bullet damages Octavius's brain and Octavius vows to proceed with the project at all costs. After Gun-man's failed assassination, he tries to retire but realizes he cannot when Octavius tells Mary Jane about why he was almost assassinated. To prevent the truth from spreading any more, he forces Octavius to destroy the renewable energy project at gunpoint. Octavius is also convinced because the FBI is about to blow up the project if they do not shut it off. Gun-man then threatens Mary Jane not to tell anyone or there will be consequences. Mary Jane agrees and falls in love with him because she has Stockholm Syndrome.
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In Gun-man 3, Harry has just discovered that his father was the Goblin, and he has ordered his butler, an old mafia assistant, to re-assemble Osborn's gang. Peter is being celebrated at work for finishing off Octavius. But he is assaulted by Harry who discovered his identity last movie. Harry frees Flint Marko from prison on the condition that Flint Marko kills Peter, while Harry begins juicing the "Goblin" serum.
After Flint and Peter's first encounter, Marko, who is really buff, barely escapes. When Peter returns home, he finds videotape in his mailbox which proves that Flint killed his uncle, not the cops, in order to stop the rise of the Parker gang.
Flint returns to a disappointed Osborn who promises to heal his gunshot wounds and forgive his failure to kill Peter. He agrees, but he doesn't know they are transforming him into Sandman until it's too late.
MJ wants Peter to abandon his life of crime for them to get married, but he refuses. Harry befriends her to suggest that they should break up, and they do.
Marko attacks Peter again, who defeats him knowing that he killed Uncle Ben, but can't destroy him as he is made of sand. Peter demands a staff job because he is constantly getting targeted by the Osborn gang. After Jameson refuses, Peter strikes out on his own, being replaced at the Bugle by Eddie Brock. Spiteful at Eddie, he begins dating Gwen. One day, he tries to greet MJ and inform her that he has quit the mob. She calls the security and he shoots them and almost shoots her, then leaves.
In the last battle, Marko and the New Goblin team up to pound Peter into oblivion, but Jameson, who notices what is going on, buys a gun off a little girl and intervenes, allowing Peter to escape Sandman's grasp. Peter and Jameson defeat Osborn and hold him at gunpoint. Peter admits the truth that he killed Norman, it was not an accident. They then impale Harry in the same way. Flint comes and says he only wanted to see his daughter and they mercifully let him go.
Jameson realizes Peter was right and brings him back to the Jameson mob as a major crime boss. Eddie Brock is fired. Peter happily dates Gwen Stacy and moves on from MJ, and Jameson buys out Police Commissioner Stacy.
In Gun-man 4, it is possible Eddie Brock will team up with other mob bosses such as the Lizard, Mysterio and the Vulture, to fight Peter.
@@wabc2336 Thanks imma get rich off dis
@@midnightdeluxegaming6582 I will haunt you
@@midnightdeluxegaming6582 Haha
0:54 he really needed that money...
1:32 this has to be the best part in this video 😂
"Gun Man" actually caught me off guard and made me laugh.🤣😂
Hard same, so simple and yet somehow so priceless.
Norman: "Don't shoot harry.."
Gun-man: "ill don't shoot harry when you fix this damn D O O R ! "
"I'll don't "
Sounds strange. Lol still funny
holy crap you did great on this
The power of a gun...in the palm of my hand
Lol
Nice!
In less than a minute that CJ scream got me 😂
Me too lol
Kept scrolling until I found this comment 😂😂😂
0:35 average day in US school.
“Jesus Peter you are a freak”
Eddie: "I like being bad. It makes me happy."
Bully: "I'm through trying to convince you." (shoots)
Eddie: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Bully: "Aww, look at little Venom Junior.....gonna cry?"
Eddie (choking on blood): "Please, Big Guy.....I want you to kill Peter Parker."
Bully: "You should've thought of getting religion earlier."
Peter smiling after realizing all the power he has with a gun
1:40 😂😂😂😂 peter you're bleeding that's hilarious 😂 Headshot by goblin
As Comrade Ben Said: "With great powder comes great weaponry" 😂
As Bully Maguire Said "I'm gonna put some bullets in your eye" 😂
As Doc Ock Said: "The Powder of the Bullet in the Palm of my Gun" 😂
As Norman Said: "You know, I'm something of a 2nd Amendment Defender Myself" 😂
Haha
As Dr. Dikovitch Said: It's a gun free country, not a rent free country!
dude i cant think of any jokes but you made me laugh with this.Your parents must proud.😂
2:37 missed opportunity to let the New Yorker rain bullet down gobby
Uncle Ben: With great guns comes great responsibility
*Peter puts on balaclava*
Peter: I miss the part where that's my problem.
Uncle Ben: "no please don't said that"
Peter to uncle Ben: see ya chump
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
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Now I understand the reaction of the other school students after the fight
How does this man not have like a million subscribers at least with editing skills this good?
He deserves morbillion
@@Iamthestormthatisapproaching71 um.... actually, morbillion is not a number.
@@pk-no7vi I know, it's a morbius meme
@@pk-no7vi
It is 🤓
@@pk-no7vi this guy. Cap'N obvious
Man you're good at comedy scenarios
When you cut to Peter with a hole in his head at the table I actually died. You're invited to my funeral
The way peter calmly sit there with a hole in his head got me died laughing LOL
Nobody:
A Jamaican gangsta: 0:31
Really👎🏿😡
@@zl1032 ratio
This movie taught me to talk to people generously and kindly like it's your last conversation
0:35 was insane I have already rewatched it 3783 times.
The quiet kid be like:
“I wouldn’t want to fight you neither”
1:10 BRUH, this is genius!
"Why Peter! You're bleeding!" while literally having a bullet hole in his head. It's a miracle he's still alive.
This is basically how Spider-Man would be if the movie was directed by Zach Snyder.
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
Man you must have the best hobby. Just going through Spider-Man movies for hours and finding the perfect clips. These kill me man please keep ‘em pumping out
I'm honestly impressed with the editing in the first scene, although there are some visible errors it does honestly look very smooth and almost if it was legitimate
"With great gun,comes great responsibility" 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
This guy will never end with ideas for the spider man triology
The Thanksgiving scene got me.
"Got clipped by a bike messenger"
*Literally hole in forehead gushing with blood*
Norman: *warns Peter not to shoot Harry*
Peter: *shoots Harry anyway*
I love how Peter literally pulled a gun out in public TWICE and no one called the cops
This is America
"With great guns comes great responsibility"
-The same nation that used the nuke, twice.
Peter: Are you afraid I'm going to turn into some kind of criminal.
Few seconds later: Go, go
2:15 omg I laughed and sweated for 30 minutes strait! Thank you for this cinematic marvel
Best part imo
0:34
That Flash's gracious retreat 😂
1:18 LMFAO
I love the Thanksgiving dinner with Harry and MJ oblivious to the gaping bullet hole in Peter's head. LOLOLOL
"More food for us after he passes out."
The future of parody movies lies within these clips.
This was a masterpiece! Enjoyed it a lot and funny as hell
Pete: **gets shot in the head**
**5 minutes later**
"It's just a scratch"
3:01 kills me ♾😂
Lmfao 💀
IN AN INSTANT, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
it killed harry too apparently
@@reptilious2708 u took my line :C
Bully Maguire: You should have gone for the head, Harry.
Now we all know that this movie was shot in America
(but all jokes aside, your editing skills and humour are very impressive. Your parents must be proud)
I love how he starts aiming at MJ but decides to shoot Harry instead
I can't believe that it was more beautiful than the original movie! 😂😂😂
Peter: gets headshoted
Also Peter: "It's nothing"
0:27 Cj😅😂
*I hate gravi* 😭
Poor cj
0:36 I don't wanna fight you Flash, (Takes out Gun)
Flash: i wouldn't wanna fight me either, (slowly back away..)
LMAO 🤣
If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied. But let me assure you: This, like any story worth telling, is all about a gun.
In reality he’d be lethal because he can canonically dodge bullets
1:47 I STEPPED ON A BEEE
"Guns don't kill people. They save people." - Gun-Man