Death Korps of Krieg Tribute-Price of a Mile

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @darkdatch8791
    @darkdatch8791 2 роки тому +208

    Russian Soldier spots Germans approaching.
    Russian Soldier: "Sir the Enemy is advancing!"
    Russian Officer: "Good, begin firing once they are in range"
    Later...
    Russian Soldier: "Sir the Germans are using Gas and we have no Gas Masks!"
    Russian Officer: "Permission to die has been denied, equip bayonets!!"
    // Attack of the Dead Men

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 2 роки тому +209

    When a Krieg Korpsman sees a chaos space marine, he puts away his lasgun and pulls out his shovel and says "lets make this fair".

    • @lukealoneproductions9541
      @lukealoneproductions9541  2 роки тому +25

      Yes!

    • @lorenzosimioni7574
      @lorenzosimioni7574 Рік тому +13

      Still unfair

    • @vladimirmihnev9702
      @vladimirmihnev9702 Рік тому +10

      It's not a shovel it's a e-tool

    • @tigerblood8935
      @tigerblood8935 Рік тому

      Yeah but when Covid restrictions were in place they had to use their lasguns sadly

    • @davidvangerner7241
      @davidvangerner7241 Рік тому +7

      ​@@lukealoneproductions9541imagine imperium of man invading the star wars galaxy during the clone wars and the 501th clone troopers fighting the death korps of kreig i wonder who will win

  • @rentherengend1306
    @rentherengend1306 2 роки тому +161

    To Kriegsmen, the Price of a Mile is shockingly affordable

    • @juniorqindes8335
      @juniorqindes8335 Рік тому +20

      “We are all gunna die”
      “Good”

    • @radicalgremlin6440
      @radicalgremlin6440 Рік тому +9

      ​@Junior Qin Des only if it accomplished the objective. They are not suicidal. They just have no self-preservation. They will retreat if it's smarter to do so.

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@radicalgremlin6440 did I hear retreat *fires Auto-Pistole* I nor the korps will tolerate cowards guardsmen now get ready we have orders to advance on the enemy

    • @dustyblack6797
      @dustyblack6797 6 місяців тому +1

      @@zambekillergood charge there is no retreat only in death we shall rest

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 6 місяців тому

      @@dustyblack6797 aye guardsmen now CHARGE

  • @packbrothermiller2830
    @packbrothermiller2830 Рік тому +64

    Was at an apocalypse battle yesterday for some 40k table top I witnessed a lone kriegsman wound a warlord titan after it stepped on and killed the other 9 guardsmen with him dude was a total fucking mad lad

  • @ZFire2020
    @ZFire2020 2 роки тому +96

    6 miles at cost of 500.000 men is a really low casualty rate for the Death Korps

    • @daz7052
      @daz7052 Рік тому +7

      Usually it’d 1,000,000 for a mile

    • @jenniferlumiqued
      @jenniferlumiqued Рік тому +1

      @@daz7052 four millions and ten casualties for a couple trench lines

    • @daz7052
      @daz7052 Рік тому

      @@jenniferlumiqued a outstanding victory

    • @levanitamani9262
      @levanitamani9262 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@daz7052 My lord! We have captured 10 meters with 2 million causality rate!! An outstanding victory indeed!"

  • @terryfolderson-is5qo
    @terryfolderson-is5qo Рік тому +57

    “We're the Death Korps of Krieg, son. Did you think that was just a pretty name? We never retreat. We fight and we die, that's the Krieg way!"
    ― Lieutenant Konarski, 933rd Death Korp of Krieg

    • @sadihenry
      @sadihenry Рік тому +1

      Requiem for Tarsis Ultra

    • @unratonb5894
      @unratonb5894 11 місяців тому +1

      they do retret if the price to hold the line is not warth the actual line

  • @jacebralor71
    @jacebralor71 Рік тому +14

    If I ever take up the Hobby, am officially building my army around the Kreigsmen

  • @verycomedyman
    @verycomedyman 2 роки тому +46

    Kreig Soldier: ooh big metal tomato
    Khornate Berserker: yo u good my man *proceeds to stab him and 19 more men*
    The 19th Kreig Soldier to get stabbed: hope you like gunpowder
    *drops tnt*

  • @blacktemplar1139
    @blacktemplar1139 Рік тому +27

    Funfact, Lasguns have a built-in bayonet, so the Krieg Guardsmen are essentially adding an extra knife to their guns

    • @lukealoneproductions9541
      @lukealoneproductions9541  Рік тому +5

      Do they deal extra damage when in close combat XD

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 Рік тому +8

      @@lukealoneproductions9541 Obviously, attaching a shotgun barrel to your shotgun is only going to add more pellets, so yeah

  • @kingsman4628
    @kingsman4628 Рік тому +15

    They're eager to pay it...
    Sometimes ... a little too much-says the commissar

  • @MrRhode
    @MrRhode 2 роки тому +37

    when h sees the radio operator guy die hes like: "WTF!? HOW DID YOU DIE YOUR BEHIIND COVER!?"

  • @TheHarrisontemple
    @TheHarrisontemple Рік тому +4

    "Frantically super glueing krak grenades to my shovel"

  • @krieggf3083
    @krieggf3083 2 роки тому +26

    sad i was hoping for my regiment "the heavy flamers" would be in the video

  • @inquisitorgrimm9587
    @inquisitorgrimm9587 2 роки тому +32

    I think “Stormtroopers” could also be a good song for the Krieg.

    • @lukealoneproductions9541
      @lukealoneproductions9541  2 роки тому +8

      Stormtroopers song is Reserved for Star Wars vid ;)

    • @I_am_alpharius
      @I_am_alpharius 2 роки тому +4

      It makes sense but the death korps of krieg is the warhammer stormtroopers

    • @addisonvigil163
      @addisonvigil163 8 місяців тому

      Stormtroopers was literally written about the Stormtruppen. The trench raiders. It fits Krieg better than star wars

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Місяць тому

      @addisonvigil163 it only fits the krieg grenadiers

  • @JackFrost008
    @JackFrost008 11 місяців тому +4

    what is the price of a mile?
    1 centimeter of ground a body...

  • @bostonianful
    @bostonianful 4 місяці тому

    We see the battles of ww1 as some of most brutal and destructive battles in human history. But a kreigsmen, who goes into battles that are much, much worse than anything that has happened in our world, walks onto the frontline sees it as just another Tuesday, and he hopes that this one will be his last.

  • @seanraines8459
    @seanraines8459 2 роки тому +13

    i want a death korps of krieg uniform

    • @lukealoneproductions9541
      @lukealoneproductions9541  2 роки тому +2

      A reasounable investition mate ;)

    • @Varg3422
      @Varg3422 Рік тому +4

      Хочу лаз Ган

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade Рік тому

      ​@Varg3422 Unfortunately, according to the Geneva Convention, it's a war crime to use laser based firearms.

    • @delflingerr1307
      @delflingerr1307 7 місяців тому

      @@Zael_Moonblade i thought it's a "to do" list.

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade 7 місяців тому

      @@delflingerr1307 Only after the enemy commits the first war crime.

  • @tribute-verse5665
    @tribute-verse5665 2 роки тому +8

    publisher your video into youtube once there is they, and your watcher will prefer like to it

  • @elaguila5320
    @elaguila5320 Рік тому +2

    For the emperor!

  • @букваы-о4п
    @букваы-о4п 2 роки тому +6

    Да давайте завалите всё шутками про то что 500000 человек за 6 миль это очень выгодно для Крига

    • @Ihatestereotypes
      @Ihatestereotypes 9 місяців тому

      If you’re insinuating we’re immature, we are. But also, the kriegsmen see death as an addition to life, a more glorious life with atonement for their revolution’s affects.

  • @PenDragonsPig
    @PenDragonsPig 4 місяці тому

    i love the mask

  • @thatwargaming5459
    @thatwargaming5459 5 місяців тому

    In ww1 the average price per mile was 50k men it’s very sad for kreig it’s like 30m lol

  • @PenDragonsPig
    @PenDragonsPig 4 місяці тому

    can you get those helmets other than 1/72 scale?

  • @coreyspofford4166
    @coreyspofford4166 4 місяці тому

    death korps of krieg you mean the clone army

  • @bb3683
    @bb3683 2 роки тому +2

    The quote is backwards, right?

  • @rjnedlaw1
    @rjnedlaw1 Рік тому

    Is this a song about the Canadian Soldiers in WWI?....I heard paschendale.

    • @tigerblood8935
      @tigerblood8935 Рік тому +2

      No just about how hundreds of young men died in WW1, but paschendale was included since it was quite a bloody battle

    • @AngronKhornov-nm8gs
      @AngronKhornov-nm8gs Рік тому +1

      England , Deutsch, French, 2 million soldiers dead for pashindail.. This is HE'LL

  • @darkanddryhumour1822
    @darkanddryhumour1822 Рік тому +2

    When the vibe is real but the memes ruin the lore.

    • @tigerblood8935
      @tigerblood8935 Рік тому +1

      Stop complaining either laugh and move on with life or don’t complain. It’s not hard dude

    • @darkanddryhumour1822
      @darkanddryhumour1822 Рік тому

      @tigerblood8935 it's really not hard to realize I don't care and do not intend to to stop. Either represent something correctly or dont.

    • @tigerblood8935
      @tigerblood8935 Рік тому

      @@darkanddryhumour1822 no bitches

  • @simonperrin9606
    @simonperrin9606 2 роки тому +1

    What's the song ?

  • @johnermactavish1162
    @johnermactavish1162 Рік тому +2

    "What's the price of a mile?"
    If I recall about 193,221 artillery shells.