Problems in Paradise (ROBLOX)
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- Опубліковано 13 лип 2020
- I venture through life in paradise and encounter many funny interesting players and noobs!! pure chaos.
Discord: discord.gg/Msf6FNc
Twitter: @Temprist
Instagram: @Temprist
songs! (the main ones):
Delfino Plaza - Super Mario Sunshine
Map Theme - Yoshi's Island
Choco Island - Super Mario Kart
Donut Plains - Super Mario Kart
outro song:
Joji - Gimme Love (nuq Lofi Remix)
• Joji - Gimme Love (Lof...
#ROBLOX #Temprist - Ігри
Boys: sits down
A ghost:
➡️⬇️↗️↘️⬆️🔽🔼◀️⬇️↔️⤴️⤵️🔀↩️↕️⬆️🔽⬇️⤴️🔃🔂🔄🔄↪️↕️↗️⬇️↙️↔️↗️↘️↘️⬆️🔽🔽🔼🔼↗️↖️↖️↕️↘️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬅️
1:55 omll yess
@@dianehudson3876 shut
Wat
@@atarice8897 ↕⬇↖⤴↩⤴↕↩↘↔↘↪↕↘↖↕↘↖↘⤴↘↩↩↘↪↔↕↖↖⤴↖⤵↗⬆↗↕↘↖↘↕↘↔↖
@@dianehudson3876 shut it door face
I love the noobs in these games they’re so clueless it’s so hilarious
I AGREE ITS SOO FUNNY LOL
you have are i pro u moob
That mean they have robux cuz robux is for noobs
@@lynx_ice7352 ihadastroke
they are empty inside. they are just... there.
1:58 THE CHILD SLIDING AGAINST THE GRASS I CANNNNT
He got fling somehiw
Imagine living in this game.
You just see people being thrown into the water with strollers and being run over by cars all while those people have terrible grammar.
"Just another day in the life of paradise..."
It's guset 666 man I'm telling you
"I hack you"
"Hey I don't agree"
*Hack rates drop to 0%*
LMAO
AHAHAHA
lol
@@organ_saki6969 lol*
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Guy: *apologies to temprist after calling him an egg*
Temprist: understandable, have a great day
LMAOOOO
@@mochilalauv good job you are close to succeeding
😂
@@mochilalauv how could be?! Amazing!! 😯
@@mochilalauv LET'S GET YOU TO 2K, KING.
LETS FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:15 He do be spittin straight facts do
1:57 top 10 ghost sightings
And the stranger things sound just the esthetic
@@Supersovietbros ok
8:26 “yep thats me ur probably wondering how i got into this situation”
And at that moment bacon realized- *he oofed up*
Bay pet
The Good huh
Megabacon is a real movie now xD
Thanks for an advert!
5:15 That dude has such a way with words
*robux now coco*
*i ned hat*
2:19
*robux*
*i am... Yes*
*your no*
Temprist: Are you a boy?
Boys: And i took that personally..
hc
hic
Hick
Hicko
Hickor
3:56 this part made me laugh so much
“A dog”
“A cat”
“A duke”
“What?”
“NOT”
“Ok”
Good conversation
*Like them or not they’re spitting facts*
Yamsiu *indeed*
*i will be your -duke- *
a duke? like in the demon hierarchy???
Yes
Little child: *says stop it to a murderer*
The worlds problems have been solved.
World peace achieved ;)
😂
Yes queen
He didnt try to murder the baby because that is illegal
@@necktiedoggo3540 Lmaooo
6:25
I like how he sounds like he said “ah” and a bad word because the spam text
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Temprist’s skill to choose the perfect song for any situation?
No
@@ChowDraws9804yes
@@ChowDraws9804true
@@ChowDraws9804 it’s hilarious how you think you’re funny
@@-sandwich it’s hilarious how you responded to this comment (really it made me laugh)
“are you a secret agent?”
lil temprist’s first words
UWU
Awww...
Your approaching me?
NANI
wants t𝐎 g℮t many R$ I have upload℮d a m℮thod 😐
🎈
😎
Փորձեք այն, իսկ դա աշխատանքային
He's not little
Man: you look gross
Temprist: so you have chosen death.
HAHAHAH
@@Temprist Ashley smell very stink
@@Temprist what is your opinion on *y e s*
@@Temprist why hello there
@@Temprist whats your opinion on Opinion guns
Coco: *Speaks foregin language*
Temprist: i do not comprehend.
Coco: And i took that personally
Two of your comments are right next to each other for me
@@Nonagonorganic You know, im somwthing of not a big smart person myself
Tudypete: i am
Tudypete reading this: Veteran writer and writer of a new book called the American dream act of a man in the world of a man whose name was a man of a man and his wife and a torch that is a great way out from a new era in which he was a ship to a new York times and a friend who are the most popular in a world that has a lot to say is the same thing as you have to be confident about it when I said that was the best thing to the world of a MK11 that is a good thing to be a dog in a world of good job or the other one of the best in a world
2:50 *"Papa Johns Pizza Delivery"*
Ey man papa johns fire can’t blame
8:49
*“i”*
*I Felt That On A Spiritual Level* 😔✊
May god bless this amazing women 😔✊
Such powerful speach, may her godly power bless you all brothers😔✊
i
I
She deserves heaven yes😔✊
(4:06) The scariest thing on Roblox is a noob with a dominus saying he’s going to hack you. It gives me chills just thinking about it.
c h i l l s
Dont say it its night im gonna get night mares ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
Say:
“Not if I hack you first!”
BRO HES AT MY HOUSE HE HAS A I’m going to hack you FACE ON AAHHHH
Theya re just kids if i got admin just, stab stab and ez
“What do you want to me?”
“A dog?”
“A cat?”
“A duke?”
“*N O T*”
7:44 Isn’t she just charming…
Temprist: Hands up.
Random girl: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
valepuq Lol the power is attractive to her maybe
yes
Love it xD
Here is time stamp: 3:55
*3:56*
Temprist: are you a sercret agent?
Secret agent: ues why
Temprist can i have a large peporoni pizza with pepsi on the side
e
I can’t breath
@@foodgirl3576 ok lol
e lol
IM LITTERALLY CRYING
1:55 THE BABY I CANT-
4:14 Guy: *Trolls Temprist in stroller* Temprist: "I'm gonna eat you."
when my life got boring, temprist posted and ill be satisfied for the next 6 months now
Let's hope he uploads in under 6 months
same =]
U say this now, but school starts in less than a month
Yes.
Bay pet
albert: _gets scared of everything, myths or just horror games_
temprist: this is *epic*
me to
Mhm
i relate to albert
@@connormartin8447 hi scamer A.K.A some one hack u
Connor Martin fu
Temprist : goes on subway thing
Also temprist : wants to order papa john’s pizza
Coco's part was extreme😂👌
Temprist: Sees Man sitting
Also Temprist: *Sits on his head. Crushing his skull*
Me: ahahahaha
No one:
Not even flamingo:
Random girl: "subway mukbang"
how are these comments still being used like, whats so funny about them anymore?
@@Fractalure ikr
@@Fractalure I wrote that comment and now I hate comment
@@Fractalure I know its sad
7:37 put on captions XD
3:10 When Indonesian Player Joined The Server
Istg I see a lot of Indonesian playing life in paradise
6:00 is that a threat
5:17 - 6:50 Here, Agent. That's the man who made me die. That man with the Fedora. Please be careful he is a dangerous fella
ShinyShilla 3:39
Lol
That person was coco/tutypete
honestly Temprist is so cool and deserves so much more... Also kinda wish he’d upload more often just because he’s so cool but i’m totally fine with what’s happening now, especially with how funny these videos are! he’s like a less chaotic Albert. oh this got long wow
Very nice nose
My mom reads me this comment every time I go to bed it’s very beautiful ➖👄➖
I feel bad when albert bullies him. ;-;
Th℮ m℮thod t𝐎 obtain 37K R$ i shared it 👮♀️
🎪
💲
Moitos usuarios xa están usando isto para
It's because temprist uses the front home page of Roblox to find content normally and he uses all of his brain cells to figure out what is some good content to post on UA-cam I know this because I've met a youtuber Aka Kazuin that hasn't uploaded is over a year or months and he says that he needs *Real* Content
I LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT 7:57 TO 8:10 AND 8:18 TO 8:30 LOL! Also I feel bad how hard Temprist has to think to figure out the weird language these two guys speak at 5:52.
Baby: stop it
Temprist: shoots baby
Ashley: I didn’t ask for your opinion
Me: she’s probably 5
Hey Giorno ! Abbacchio says your opinion is trash, but i, Noriaki Kakyoin likes your opinion !
you thought I was a cute anime girl? But it was I, DIO! (helo son)
Kate Z dio who’s giornos dad
What the (HECK) is this comment stuff lol,and also,shes probably not 5
She's a Karen obviously.
Innocent lady: “uhh.. what are you doing at the back of my house?”
Temprist: *running you over*
0:17
Yeah, Julie, we watched the video 😀👍
Yee its called Temprist logic 😌
8:24
Temprist: so how’d you end up in that situation?
The car: So you have chosen, death
0:24 memories from temprist the pizza bandit
Not if I’m not playing
Temprist: What are you? Sebee: shut now potato.
5:47 "i need all the ex" "your enough the man"
*top 10 mysteries the world may never solve*
Here time stamp: 5:49
He probably knows that people who are "cool" have a lot of ex-girlfriends. So I think to make himself seem cool / like a man he wants ex-girlfriends? He probably thought that guy was a "cool man" and could hook him up with girls he can break up with. But ya never know what noobs think
go away im mon
plot twist he was looking for a boyfriend
you forgot: *GO AWAY I AM MON*
And: *I HAVE A HARD HARD CHAIR*
Temprist: Are you a secret agent?
Boy: Yes, why
Temprist: Can I have a large pepperoni pizza with a Pepsi on the side
yes
yes
how did you get 50 likes for quoting an event in the vid
Congrats you watched the first minute of the vid
@@eliqcr idek
people trying to enjoy there life
Temprest: so you have chosen..,death.
2:50 I like how he just has a papa john's tab open
3:23
"What do you want to me. A dog? A cat? A duke. What."
" *N O T .* "
"Okay."
Youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyuyouyuoyuyouyouyuoyuoyuo
Gust soon ban London
Dust hoop uioi points deadfrance
Cameron Nelson my guy are you okay
Baby: “stop it”
Temprist: **looks**
Also Temprist: *so you have chosen death*
man i love rewatching this video
8:32 itsekka: *bay a pet*
Uhm, *Bay?* Like there is a pet at the bay across the street?
Lol
8:57 gives a new meaning to the term helicopter parenting
HAHAHAH YOU ARE RIGHT
LOL
True
XD
@@Tempristliterally so true
3:38 that person needs some *DEPAKOTE*
is that a medicine or a drug?
Prob drugs
Its a seizure medication
2:25
"I have i l l n e s s"
i keep rewatching, this will never get old
2:59 LOL
3:35 "I have illness"
Me: I don't think you have an illness I think you're having a seizure-
shes having an exploit attack she needs therapy
6:39
best insult of the year
*"you look like an egg which just grew bikes"*
ill cry if someone said that to me
@@organ_saki6969 same 😔✊
That's a problem when someone say that to me. I'll punch him. >:)
guy: you are a fat head you are fat
me: No u *uno reverse card*
guy: HOW DARE YOU- *gets fat and a fat head*
me: r e k t
R/rareinsults
*Temprist: say sorry*
*the guy: sarcastic sorry*
*Temprist: understandable, have a nice day.*
R u suppose to be sans
@@ivyroblox5742 bad time hat kid
Temprist makes the best videos to entertain everyone. Keep up the great work you're doing!
2 years and this video still makes me happy
My two favorite moments in the video: Random person: “What are you doing in the back of my house?” Temprist: “Running you over.” ****************************************** Nobody: ... Temprist: “tHaT’s a WaLL”
Do I srsly see a scam bot in the replies? :/
Yep
@@ionmauner5737 SHUT UP SCAMMER
@veloci bork ikr!!!
OMG thank you everyone for all the likes!
1:57 I thought that was a hand 💀 💀💀💀
(5:52) "GO AWAY I AM MON"
*My Brain Trying To Figure Out Whats Going On*
got me laughing
7:10 So this is what people mean by "dumping."
"What are you doing in the back of my house"
*temprist* : "Running you over"
"What do u want me to me?"
"A Cat?"
"A Dog?"
"A duke?"
"😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡"
"What"
"N O T"
"Okay"
Ok
Nice
O.O girl stop
That was very godly when she said n o t
I want a *duke*
Temprist: How did you end up in that situation
Random dude: YOU ARE NOW MAGNET
Temprist: AHhHh
i love temprists videos, they are so funny but not TOO extreme, they are fun to watch!!! :D
When the text to speech voice says “Golden Dominus”, it sounds like “Golden Communist” lol
😂😂😂😂😂
B A Y PE T
Yes
Oh no no no
*OUR GOLDEN DOMINUS*
me when i try to smile at my crush
7:30
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:20 temprist makes a kid go into a crysis
2:20 THE TEMPRIST CLOCK
“Are you a secret agent?”
Man:”yes”
“Can I get a large pizza with a Pepsi on the side”
Mood 👌
7:43
This reminded me of a weird thing that happened to me in Hotel Elephant in around grade 4,
I was hanging out with my sister when suddenly this guy started following me constantly saying "love". For a while my sister and I were just laughing, but then it got annoying. I stopped, turned to him, and probably said something like "What do you want". He then said "Have my children".
*I haven't been the same since*
Lmao-
Same
What????? LMAO
LMAOOO
Doggo *WHAT*
I love this. It's like a time capsule, when being a flamingo clone was fast and really fun. The music style of your videos has definetely applied to your new videos. Feels nothing like 2020, more like 2019, quarantine changes stuff. Still hope to see more videos for the laughs!!!!
Lol. I love your videos! Keep up the good work!
Girl: “uhhh.. what are you doing in the back of my house?” Temprist: Running you over 👁U👁
〰️. .〰️
👁️ 👁️
❤️ 👃 ❤️
👄
@@ADMmachine yeah❤️
1:58
*”Yeah, some paranormal activity has been spotted in **_____** life (i cant remember which one it is) We’re sending some roblox admins to have a look...”*
Why this comment no have likes
The God: GET R E K T
The Baby:
Bro its just a glitch that makes that thing flung
AlexThatDominates Roblox u dont understand what a joke is, do you?
send in the bloxbusters to catch the ghost
Me when someone takes a joke seriously: 0:30
The way Temprist said “golden domius had me laughing so hard I don’t know why
Goolden domeenes
Henry/adult/business man: “you look gross “
Temprist:
*don’t you go that way*
Okay But is it supposed to be funny
Kerem Bruh it doesn’t have to be funny-
For those of you who don’t know, the girl at the end was asking if Temprest spoke Tagalog, the native and one of the most popular languages in the Philippines.
Eyyy, Filipino here
Me too
Person: what are u doing back at my house ?
Temprist: running u over *kills girl cutely*
Girl: *Subway mukbang*
Dog: 👀
7:54 IVE WATCHED THIS CLIP SO MANY TIMES LOLLLL
my friend forced me to watch this one time 💀✋
@@roxy7993 did you enjoy it?
@@neptune-op4dj yea
@@roxy7993 good
@@roxy7993 GOOOOOOOOD
"are you a secret agent?"
"ue why"
*"can i have a large pepperoni pizza with a pepsi on the side?"*
the best temprist video ever i swear ive watched this loads
4:50
the actual despair in the tts voice is insane
Temprist is a very wholesome person and I enjoy seeing his content bc it make me smile
True!
Sameee
8:05 my dreams be like:
my brain when temprist said "why are you" to tudypete: WHY IS GAMORA
I like how temprist breaks the computer when he’s watching a subway mukbang
"what do you want be to be? A cat,maybe ya know, a dog? What,a duke?"
" *N o t .*
"Okay. - turns into ashes as her eyes and tounge fly away in the cold wind-
Boy: “hi-“
Girl: “BAY PET”
@Nicolas Seyissian yes
Boy: “ok”
Girl: “Nau”
@@stormcooper bay pet
bay pet
Bay a pet
Confusion is hilarious to me so ur channel is insanely funny
The best quality video I’ve seen in my life 🔥🔥
me:*cooks some food* everyone else at the crematorium: 1:33
that made me laugh thank you
@@Tempristyou: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU COMMENTED AND THIS COMMENT ISNT EVEN POPLAUR?!? How
Temprist: "Hands up"
Noob: "roblox.exe stopped working"
Girl:😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Temprist: umm I'm holding a gun, you not gonna do anything?