I BROKE EVERY LAW IN MY SERVER! | GTA 5 RP

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  • @jmwFILMS
    @jmwFILMS  6 місяців тому +197

    Disclaimer: Don't drink while cycling.
    Be apart of my videos here: discord.gg/pgn

    • @reddeath19ify
      @reddeath19ify 6 місяців тому +3

      Hawl naw

    • @catperson7165
      @catperson7165 6 місяців тому +8

      i lovbe drabkibg while sycling, in doing it rihgt now!!

    • @THEREALINSTITUTE
      @THEREALINSTITUTE 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@catperson7165hey you thow an bottle at me. I Will Call The cops for this

    • @Catlover我爱猫
      @Catlover我爱猫 6 місяців тому +1

      🛸🛸🛸🛸👽👽👽👽👽👽

    • @vmarc0
      @vmarc0 6 місяців тому +2

      The goat of gta uploads again

  • @BlueJayGamesCH
    @BlueJayGamesCH 6 місяців тому +500

    I find it funny that BREAKING EVERY LAW, is the most NORMAL thing James has ever done in the server.

    • @LoliFoxQueen
      @LoliFoxQueen 6 місяців тому +53

      it wierdly is, and im sure the rest of his server was relived that it wanst another of his crazy video ideas this time.

  • @Fang1st
    @Fang1st 6 місяців тому +218

    Honestly this video is a good example of everything going on in the community of the server. JMW goes out to commit crimes, he encounters a corrupt cop who tazzes him off a ledge and leave him for dead, make bomb threats only to have someone else do them by coincidence, and ended up converting someone to his side to fight the police, and yet everyone but JMW is a terrible shot as always, lol.

  • @gruntmasterbroadcast
    @gruntmasterbroadcast 6 місяців тому +144

    Fun Fact: Had he gone uncaught he surely would have escalated to cosmic crimes! Such as introducing Daylights saving to Father time resulting in us losing further hours! Switching Pestilence's cough medicine with Mentos and Soda, or worst of all... Leaving a gate unlocked for Cerberus to escape and look for his master Death!

    • @Daragonal
      @Daragonal 5 місяців тому +5

      Pretty sure it’d be War Crimes

    • @Hypogeal-Foundation
      @Hypogeal-Foundation 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Daragonal
      War Crimes, Stellar Crimes, Interstellar crimes, Galactic Crimes (Crashing two galaxies together), Intergalactic, Cluster, Supercluster, Universal crimes, Multiversal Crimes and lastly crimes against cosmic entities.

  • @RTGMonika
    @RTGMonika 6 місяців тому +95

    "Hey, is your computer running?"
    "There's a bomb in the building."

    • @MajorMusicGeek
      @MajorMusicGeek 4 місяці тому +4

      Huh he says after😂

    • @RTGMonika
      @RTGMonika 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MajorMusicGeek He indeed does!

    • @MajorMusicGeek
      @MajorMusicGeek 4 місяці тому +2

      @RTGMonika I lost it man 😂

    • @EnxVibes
      @EnxVibes 4 місяці тому +1

      Favorite part

  • @LifeBeyondLyrics
    @LifeBeyondLyrics 6 місяців тому +146

    We need a whole episode on reasonable suspicion. Starts of simple, but gets to the point where everyone thinks you are guilty of anything and everything, but has no proof so you get free to do it all again.

  • @stagetheory
    @stagetheory 6 місяців тому +74

    love that most of these cops *actually* had fun with the rp instead of going on a power trip and doing a boring irl cop scene

    • @shadowdeath687
      @shadowdeath687 3 місяці тому +5

      He's the owner lol

    • @stagetheory
      @stagetheory 3 місяці тому +5

      @@shadowdeath687 & yet some cops still go on power trips on pro and jmw constantly

  • @-GUT-
    @-GUT- 6 місяців тому +482

    Pov: The most wanted person in the Us 🇺🇸

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 6 місяців тому +92

    Had an idea for you: SCP-079 hacks into military computers, taking over new top-of-the-line military drones (HK Aerials) and automated defense tanks (HK Tanks) and begins unleashing them upon the city.

    • @Mb44069
      @Mb44069 6 місяців тому +6

      What does HK means?
      Good video idea though 😊👍

    • @wrath4452
      @wrath4452 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Mb44069 Hunter Killer

    • @askyonline
      @askyonline 6 місяців тому +3

      Great idea

  • @digicube9074
    @digicube9074 6 місяців тому +368

    Make a GTA RP where you play as the Duolingo bird and you kidnap, torture and then kill people for not completing their language lessons.

  • @darkboss2980
    @darkboss2980 6 місяців тому +16

    Cellmate* "What are you in for?" James* "Everything"

  • @Panzercooks
    @Panzercooks 6 місяців тому +124

    Pretty creepy when you stalked the Mayor lol

    • @Fire-Studios
      @Fire-Studios 6 місяців тому +11

      you say creepy and i looked at your profile picture and i thought i was getting stalked

    • @BobbyWobby273
      @BobbyWobby273 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Fire-StudiosRight!😂😂

    • @Panzercooks
      @Panzercooks 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Fire-Studios 🤫😈

    • @connorallgood0922
      @connorallgood0922 6 місяців тому

      @@Fire-Studios Oh but you are

  • @Bane_here
    @Bane_here 6 місяців тому +23

    “Son what did you do today?”
    “War crimes dad..”
    “Now that’s most certainly my son”

  • @mategetsnosleep3612
    @mategetsnosleep3612 6 місяців тому +28

    That “very intense pursuit” was kind of wholesome in a weird way?

  • @aleksanderpieck4799
    @aleksanderpieck4799 6 місяців тому +70

    Idea: You are a SCP researcher that needs more class-D’s but the foundation are unable to provide more to you. So you go out there, kidnap random people and do inhumane experiments on them or take them to a SCP and see what happens.

    • @skysk3l3t0n
      @skysk3l3t0n 6 місяців тому +1

      He did similiar things already like SCP AMBULANCE video

    • @aleksanderpieck4799
      @aleksanderpieck4799 6 місяців тому +3

      @@skysk3l3t0n Yeah but that vid was in my opinion too short and funny. We need more content like that.

  • @andrebarbosa6505
    @andrebarbosa6505 6 місяців тому +45

    why is no one talking about the psycho cop

    • @Exp_Guest2030
      @Exp_Guest2030 5 місяців тому +9

      Honestly the psycho cop deserves his own episode

    • @cochmanofficial1581
      @cochmanofficial1581 4 місяці тому +9

      What cop there’s no cop.
      No police officer was trying to commit murder during a detainment.
      Nothing to look into,
      Nothing to worry about.
      And I’m certain that if anybody wants to discuss this matter you will be told the same exact thing as me and not have a gun to the back of your head wile righting a UA-cam comment regarding it, don’t worry bro.
      Under control 👍👍👍:D

  • @Exsar999
    @Exsar999 6 місяців тому +29

    "thats an intense pursuit"

  • @Talling-Association
    @Talling-Association 6 місяців тому +71

    Livestream idea: Jmw goes ingame and listens to his livestream walking around with his camera, maybe pro joins

  • @Leethaltimee
    @Leethaltimee 6 місяців тому +51

    *Idea:* you should have Harold somehow ends up stealing some of the worlds most valuable items! like the Mona Lisa, Starry night, or thousand year old pottery, and sells them for the most absurd prices, as if you were selling them in a garage sale or flea market!

    • @Real_Volaric
      @Real_Volaric 6 місяців тому +1

      I like that idea lol

    • @catperson7165
      @catperson7165 6 місяців тому

      Harold steals the entire Louvre Museum, along with a French baguette.

    • @djrobloxgameing4345
      @djrobloxgameing4345 6 місяців тому

      There is no more Harold.

  • @TMG_Official
    @TMG_Official 3 місяці тому +4

    40:25 "gimme me my fuckin milkshake bro" best shit I have heard today 😂😂😂

  • @NullRacks
    @NullRacks 6 місяців тому +12

    James you had me laughing so much I could hardly breathe, especially on this one 30:16!!!

  • @kanoaikawach
    @kanoaikawach 6 місяців тому +9

    14:24 - he's talking about his stolen car that is RIGHT BEHIND HIM T-T

  • @offmetaddiction
    @offmetaddiction 6 місяців тому +15

    Idea: Become a wizard, but you have a magic power only if you are drunk

  • @puggovrthepug7910
    @puggovrthepug7910 6 місяців тому +6

    24:03 James: "This fucking phone"
    Bush: "Yepp"

    • @toogarooga8788
      @toogarooga8788 6 місяців тому

      Technoblade lies splattered against the sherated rocks of hell

  • @DLCDALLAS
    @DLCDALLAS 6 місяців тому +6

    Fun fact: In the US cannibalism itself is not illegal just many of the methods you may take to obtain the human flesh is. Also desecrating a corpse is illegal so you cant just eat a random body unless you can find a legal work around like it being in their will.

  • @kavtheproto
    @kavtheproto 6 місяців тому +12

    i like how the officer did to you what youve done so many times as he brings you to a secluded location.

  • @gery505
    @gery505 6 місяців тому +5

    "Are you trying to get a ticket?"
    "No, Im just trying to commit crimes"

  • @TheRealD4yz
    @TheRealD4yz 19 днів тому +1

    It's so interesting to see jmwFILMS, coming up with interesting and never done before ideas. Thank you for playing our game, jmwFILMS!

  • @MajesticCrow747
    @MajesticCrow747 5 місяців тому +2

    "Is your computer running?"
    "There's a bomb in the building"

  • @deante6467
    @deante6467 6 місяців тому +2

    Man that cop snapped. probably a vet of jmw's craziness lol

  • @earl_stranger3878
    @earl_stranger3878 6 місяців тому +9

    The moment you brought out meth and doing cannibalism in the middle of police shooting made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @hybrid7594
    @hybrid7594 6 місяців тому +9

    Mountain man’s sacrifice will never be forgotten.

  • @Xenotric
    @Xenotric 6 місяців тому +5

    "annoying phonecall" immediately goes into threats >< think you skipped straight to felony there :P

  • @Rachelholtell5820
    @Rachelholtell5820 6 місяців тому +4

    😂😂😂 the cops must hate James so much 😂😂😂

  • @BackYardStudios2
    @BackYardStudios2 6 місяців тому +6

    Something funny about J walking.. is that! You are allowed to do it in California which GTAs city is based off of LA so technically is allowed.

  • @Lawrence_Krystle
    @Lawrence_Krystle 6 місяців тому +5

    On the cycling one you committed a felony escaping from police.

  • @Machi_Tay
    @Machi_Tay 6 місяців тому +8

    Idea: be a mafia member, go to random people and tell them to pay so much money not even a billionaire can afford. Wait for them not to end up with the money by your deadline and harm them so bad like chopping off a leg and etc, after that say that you got the wrong person.

  • @AaronDanieltenni
    @AaronDanieltenni 6 місяців тому +36

    "Take some change you filthy animal!"
    cop: 🙃
    me: 😂

  • @aidenblabla8269
    @aidenblabla8269 6 місяців тому +5

    Idea: You are doing prank calls and whatever you say you should actually do it

  • @Ellaevelinaa
    @Ellaevelinaa 6 місяців тому +4

    51:30 dang I really watched the whole video 😂 I love it 😭💯

  • @Puppetworkstudios
    @Puppetworkstudios 6 місяців тому +6

    Idea:be a corrupt doctor that uses radioactive materials to try and heal people like if people loose a limb he tries using it to regrow they're limbs

  • @unknown127k
    @unknown127k 6 місяців тому +3

    Most normal jmw films episode

  • @jairose1052
    @jairose1052 6 місяців тому +7

    Here's an idea!
    Have a guy do those audits(police audits) and annoy the police. Then cause more crimes and try to audit those

  • @someguy9422
    @someguy9422 6 місяців тому +4

    kinda nice seeing something somewhat normal for once

  • @papapun8834
    @papapun8834 6 місяців тому +3

    Other than the cocaine mouth cop the guy that just tried to quarry you are probably the best cops I've seen in GTA RP

  • @BabyGodzilla-rk5ou
    @BabyGodzilla-rk5ou 6 місяців тому +5

    Do a venom RP this is how I think it should go. You are a normal guy at a lab until there was a meteor that crashed landed and you went over there with some other scientist and you found venom and attaches to you and then do whatever you want

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel2350 6 місяців тому +4

    Shout out to the people who RP seriously there would be no way I could resist trolling cops and officials, it would be way to tempting

  • @strikerslicer5010
    @strikerslicer5010 6 місяців тому +8

    Idea: Knight Rider. You as Michael Knight arrive in Los Santos driving K.I.T.T along with the Knight Industries black semi truck to enjoy some off time while also making sure common crimes are put to justice but that's not all you'll be stopping, their is a big crime happening between the corrupt part of the military in the city and cartels hiding out in sandy shores making a deal to export state of the art warheads and firearms for money and power. It is up to you and K.I.T.T to solve what is going on between them and bring them to justice with also the help of The Foundation For Law And Government.
    Things that i would like to see K.I.T.T do, turbo boost, surveillance mode, eject a criminal, disable vehicles, voice synthesizer, unlock locks, super pursuit mode, oil slick, K.I.T.T driving himself, and K.I.T.T messing with the pedestrians when he's parked talking to them
    Also james i would like to see the actual model of K.I.T.T modded in the server
    Update: model of K.I.T.T on UA-cam called v6.0

  • @stagetheory
    @stagetheory 6 місяців тому +5

    I don’t usually comment like this, but, super excited for a jmw film!! perfect end to the weekend :))

  • @WarriorPatrol
    @WarriorPatrol 6 місяців тому +1

    Thanks, JMW, for an amazing scene. You got me when you switched vehicles. I had the description right

  • @KezzyDaDon
    @KezzyDaDon 6 місяців тому +4

    Not gonna lie, this is one of the best ones yet😂😂 I was laughing the whole time

  • @bonbymccormick2313
    @bonbymccormick2313 2 місяці тому

    18:03 “I was never told no as a kid! Gimme this notepad!” LMFAOOO

  • @MarkStoddard
    @MarkStoddard 2 місяці тому +1

    "Do you have COVID?"
    > "No."
    "Well you better go catch it!"

  • @quietblake6997
    @quietblake6997 Місяць тому

    4 months later, and I see JMW never ceases to amaze.
    "Lazy F*ck" -and the room just ERUPTS.

  • @milkiassamuel780
    @milkiassamuel780 6 місяців тому +5

    Mans about to creat a whole new star that goes beyond a 5 star warning

  • @onestriker1016
    @onestriker1016 3 місяці тому

    “I didn’t do cannibalism yet” caught me tf off guard holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LemonJackRazer
    @LemonJackRazer 6 місяців тому +8

    *tells guy he’s about to be sniped*
    “So I’m just doing annoying calls right now”
    Bro WHAT 😂

  • @DragonWolfHeart
    @DragonWolfHeart 6 місяців тому +2

    You need to whole video around prank phone calls if you haven't that shit was hilarious

  • @Talling-Association
    @Talling-Association 6 місяців тому +7

    Idea: Harold the health inspector and court judge.

  • @LemonJackRazer
    @LemonJackRazer 6 місяців тому +1

    *is explaining why he is fearing for his life*
    “So he’s explaining the annoying calls”
    BRO WHHAAAAATTT

  • @TiberiusTheLivingLegend
    @TiberiusTheLivingLegend 6 місяців тому +2

    Last time in some videos ago I saw a bunch of people jaywalking and non of the cops gave a shit😂😂😂

  • @NeganFluffyFurry
    @NeganFluffyFurry 6 місяців тому +1

    i was def not expecting a radium girls reference haha

  • @the-orenge-head
    @the-orenge-head 6 місяців тому +7

    "Babe, wake up, jmwfilms posted"

  • @Xufixwz
    @Xufixwz 3 місяці тому

    The reasonable suspicion scene had me the most 😂😂

  • @lisacurtis3876
    @lisacurtis3876 6 місяців тому +2

    Nice video lots of funny moments keep it up.

  • @Thatoneguy-lb7qb
    @Thatoneguy-lb7qb 6 місяців тому +1

    "They sway for me" Captions on this video are great.

  • @boomguycalledbobthatbooms
    @boomguycalledbobthatbooms 6 місяців тому +1

    Video Idea: Become a news reporter that is always at the crime scene before anyone else, but when police arrive you constantly ask them annoying complely unrelated questions. If thats not good enough for a vid it would be pretty cool in a short.

  • @normooze
    @normooze 6 місяців тому +1

    💡VIDEO IDEA: watch a player from far away and every interaction you get closer and closer

  • @sebastianlalhmangaiha5733
    @sebastianlalhmangaiha5733 6 місяців тому +1

    jmw breaking laws and committing crime in the server is the most normal thing for him.He also didn't get caught for so long.

  • @joshjimmens3215
    @joshjimmens3215 6 місяців тому +2

    32:14 such art

  • @explosify5035
    @explosify5035 6 місяців тому +1

    Idea: Potential sequel to this: Crime bingo. You go around the server trying to do a bingo with crimes. maybe make it so that you and pro are a couple of teenagers doing a bingo. Coop or VS doesnt matter.

  • @Jeffhogobird
    @Jeffhogobird Місяць тому +1

    It was so funny when you where prank calling to the ambulance guy

  • @DanCanTry
    @DanCanTry 5 місяців тому +1

    We need a whole video of just the prank calls until eventually one isn’t a prank then the normal prank calls resume

  • @Dollie-Rust
    @Dollie-Rust 6 місяців тому +2

    Idea : Do a humanized version of jeepers creepers 1 in specific... although in jeepers creepers 1 he resides on only one road really you should reside around SANDY+GRAPE+Chilliad and use that broken down house in the woods near the le fuente house...... | PS. thank you for bringing back Jip Thornville on chadoys channel. Hes my favorite out of all your characters and hes finally back after 3 years. ( SORRY FOR YAP!)

  • @malazafx7438
    @malazafx7438 6 місяців тому +3

    Still waiting for insurance fraud and tax evation😅

  • @Lukedevilakatsuki
    @Lukedevilakatsuki 6 місяців тому +1

    I love obstructing traffic😂

  • @user-qj1ie4nr1g
    @user-qj1ie4nr1g 6 місяців тому +1

    vid idea: show a player a quest screen and give them money when the quest is finished, but the more quest they done the more deranged the quest is, such as killing the mayor for 1m, arrest a cop, etc, and they can't quit it or else ;)

  • @vincethehunter5660
    @vincethehunter5660 6 місяців тому +4

    rlly good video

  • @Onepine-dt4tj
    @Onepine-dt4tj 6 місяців тому +1

    Idea# a new group of Mythbusters arrive in los santos! Testing there new crazy wacky and extremley( dangerous) fun myths! Can a kevlar vest stop a tank round? can a firefighter survive napalm? Can the human body withstand 400 feet underwater? Good thing los santos is full of (test subjects) Volunteers!

  • @Kutsushita_yukino
    @Kutsushita_yukino 6 місяців тому +1

    might be one of my favorite rp so far lmao

  • @totallyz0d
    @totallyz0d 6 місяців тому +5

    An Idea for you jmw: A guy named kiryu kazuma, a yakuza japanese goes to los santos and fights strongest los santos fighters, starts being friends with the guy who will call him a aniki (brother) for messing with him after fighting

  • @Flixpeace1.1
    @Flixpeace1.1 6 місяців тому +1

    You should do every war crime to the Geneva convention

  • @muffled505
    @muffled505 6 місяців тому +2

    Idea: The Hunger Games comes to Los Santos and whoever wins gets lots of cash.

  • @Unfunny_loser
    @Unfunny_loser 4 місяці тому

    The next time Wilson comes out of the woodwork, he's gonna commit war Crimes.

  • @pengos1639
    @pengos1639 6 місяців тому +2

    lmao this video is so funny, I want more of these

  • @Blazin092
    @Blazin092 6 місяців тому +1

    I would love to see a seperate video of you prank calling people

  • @MOSH-cool
    @MOSH-cool 6 місяців тому +2

    Jmw you should do more Scp-049

  • @RylanBland-n6k
    @RylanBland-n6k 6 місяців тому +1

    When ever I’m feeling down or something I watch your videos.

  • @FierceAllosaurus
    @FierceAllosaurus 6 місяців тому

    The fact you go all out makes this video 100000x more intense

  • @nerf_synper4444
    @nerf_synper4444 4 місяці тому +2

    16:56 was funny asf

  • @SewerRat4Ever7
    @SewerRat4Ever7 6 місяців тому +1

    I love the fact that you call people and say that you’re going to snipe them and than there’s a bunch of gun shots and it’s not you, than you threatening to blow up a building and than a car outside the building blows up and it wasn’t you. 😂

  • @Mixer_MMR
    @Mixer_MMR 6 місяців тому +1

    Yo I love your videos probably the most funniest video I’ve ever seen from you

  • @aidanmartinez7552
    @aidanmartinez7552 6 місяців тому +3

    Nice video bro great work

  • @familyaccount6102
    @familyaccount6102 12 днів тому

    You did this challenge WAY better than the other yt’s

  • @enspyeryt1065
    @enspyeryt1065 6 місяців тому

    Haha the annoying phone calls was golden 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dudeudontknow341
    @dudeudontknow341 2 місяці тому

    One of the cops that takes him out to the quarry sounds like Will Forte 😂😂😂

  • @Bluetheknight21
    @Bluetheknight21 6 місяців тому

    You know what I would love to see, now not sure if you ever heard of the homeworld series, but the prequel, deserts of kharak. Has some really big vehicles. And I'm thinking that some sort of hyperspace anomaly. Suddenly causes space and time the shift. And brings those massive vehicles into San Andreas... I mean I doubt anyone would actually make vehicles like that but that would be interesting to see. In celebration in an honor of homeworld 3 that just came out 😊

  • @ElizabethAftontheicecreamgirl
    @ElizabethAftontheicecreamgirl 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh cool breaking evey law in gta 5 rp and it was so entertaining and the video was so funny 😊😮🎉❤❤️❤️😍😎😎^^

  • @RoseCurry5
    @RoseCurry5 5 місяців тому

    The cannibalism part caught me off guard. 😭

  • @vynalldash_og
    @vynalldash_og 6 місяців тому

    Idea: The Doctor visits san andreas, piloting his TARDIS around the entire country in an attempt to locate a hostile alien lifeform and try to repair the TARDIS, many shenanigans ensue- will he end up using his sonic screwdriver to break into bank vaults or take cash in order to do what needs to be done? Who knows