Other derivatives: Ya’ll just missed it.. Ya’ll ain’t clap enough for that.. I’m preaching good to myself.. My wife said amen so.. Or the iconic shout out to the one person who did respond: “thank you so and so, cuz they not talking to me in here”😂
"But you see... if you... truly belieeeve in GOD... *wipes sweaty forehead* -no harm will come to you! No SICKNESSSSS... *sudden heavy gasp* -will fall upon you, because YOU... will be safe in the warm embrace of God! CanIGetAnAmen!?" - some Pastor somewhere, surely
@37theEnigma As a pastor who has sometimes had to practically fight to stop someone from hugging me when I'm sick as a dog, I gotta say it works the other way round too sometimes! I'm saying "I really want to keep my germs to myself," and they're saying, "Don't you worry, I'm covered by the blood of Jesus!" My response is usually along the lines of "Well, I'm covered by the blood of Jesus too, but that's not stopping me from coughing up a lung twice a day for the last week!" (Accompanied by holding arm out straight in front of me as they keep coming in for the clutch.)
Turn to your neighbor. High five, your neighbor. Hold your neighbors hand that was just sneezed on. Don't know if they washed their hands after using the bathroom or digging in their nose. Nope!! I'll sit in the corner like little Jack Horner. I'm in church time out because of my anti-social behavior. How can I be holy with all that uncleanness?
Kev!!!!!!! We are waiting for you and the KOS Krew and Lis with Tony, Angel, Patrick, Tahir, and Errybody, to write the script!! Much True Respect and Gratitude!! Lady Venita #GPK #ChurchMusician #MediaMinister #GospelArtist #ApostleJohnEkhardtWouldNotOrdainMe #GrandfatherMinisterFromMississippi #7FamilyFoundedChurchesInChicago #CrusadersMinistriesIleftin2017 #GetFreewithLaughter
😳😂🤣 yo that was too loud; It’s like you were sitting in my church THIS Morning! Now MY pastor knows better but he had a couple others preach in his absence & lol I turned to my neighbor about 20x 🤦🏾♀️ after a while I turned my tunnel vision on 😬
That NEVER set right with me! No one TELLS me what to say to another human! My mind, and heart work perfectly well! I don’t even think it’s funny. It’s like a form of control, which is abuse. I’m glad you’re joking about this. It brings awareness to the fact that many of us feel some kind of way about this.
Yeah who even started that whole trend anyways?? What was the point of having people blindly repeat whatever you say to someone? I understand repetition is a learning tool, but I ain't your puppet now, Come on!
Nah, when they, “Oh, y’all done got quiet on me huh?” Yes, yes pastor, because you’re not saying something new or impactful. And it’s already 3pm, wrap this sermon up.
He use to be a Youth Pastor, he is a church kid, who saw all the comedic sides of church and is blessing us with it, I for sure am happy cause I would be in church as a kid cracking jokes if the pastor messed up, got in trouble a few times
It's like Kevin heard me and my wife conversation every other Sunday 😂. My pastor is great but by the 2nd "turn to your neighbor" or "slap 5 people" I'm done. Whoever started that trend need to be tripped down the steps 🤷🏾♂️ js
That really gets on my nerves, so I don't always say anything. Especially when I need to praise God while they think I should be talking to other people.
The worst is "Turn to your neighbor. Shake em and rock em. Rock em and shak em...." MA'AM IF YOU DON'T GET TOUR HANDS OFF ME! 😂😂😂😂
Never heard that one before😂
Or they will say nudge your neighbor. The eyes I give.. don’t even try it. 🤨
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So basically assault your neighbor 🥴😂
💯After about the 3rd or 4th “turn to your neighbor”, I stop turning to my neighbor.
I used to intentionally sit on the end and then stare at the blank void next to me. 😂😂
@@younglasterRight. Put your purse or sweater in the other chair. 😂😂😂🎉
My husband learned at the beginning of the marriage... You getting three turned to your neighbors, chose wisely.
“You’ll catch that on the way home!” 😂 like.. sir, we caught it here, and decided to release it back. Not taking that home.
Not the catch and release 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Other derivatives:
Ya’ll just missed it..
Ya’ll ain’t clap enough for that..
I’m preaching good to myself..
My wife said amen so..
Or the iconic shout out to the one person who did respond: “thank you so and so, cuz they not talking to me in here”😂
The last one is too true
“You’d bomb in Zion too” KEV 😂😂😂😂
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I never could stand "Turn to your neighbor" or "Grab a Neighbor's hand". Like I don't know what spirits they got🙄
Our church have prayer at the end and ask to hold hands. I’m so over that. Ever since the pandemic I just don’t want to hold nobody hand. 😷
"But you see... if you... truly belieeeve in GOD... *wipes sweaty forehead* -no harm will come to you! No SICKNESSSSS... *sudden heavy gasp* -will fall upon you, because YOU... will be safe in the warm embrace of God! CanIGetAnAmen!?"
- some Pastor somewhere, surely
@37theEnigma As a pastor who has sometimes had to practically fight to stop someone from hugging me when I'm sick as a dog, I gotta say it works the other way round too sometimes!
I'm saying "I really want to keep my germs to myself," and they're saying, "Don't you worry, I'm covered by the blood of Jesus!" My response is usually along the lines of "Well, I'm covered by the blood of Jesus too, but that's not stopping me from coughing up a lung twice a day for the last week!" (Accompanied by holding arm out straight in front of me as they keep coming in for the clutch.)
@@pjp9383 I understand completely. It’s just common courtesy these days. Think of how someone else would feel.
Turn to your neighbor.
High five, your neighbor.
Hold your neighbors hand that was just sneezed on.
Don't know if they washed their hands after using the bathroom or digging in their nose.
Nope!! I'll sit in the corner like little Jack Horner.
I'm in church time out because of my anti-social behavior.
How can I be holy with all that uncleanness?
I’ll take the other corner cuz I didn’t come for that! 😂
@@Love2cruise319 😄
Kev bringing up all my anxieties of church that even as a kid I felt 😅😅
LMAO! FR 😂
I promise you I never want to turn to my neighbor. Stop it.
This guys pretty funny, he should get his own show on BET.
I believe he does have one, but it's a web series! BET gotta do better at advertising it
@@ARantingMarch bless your heart, this was satire lol
@@dwights4913 oop, my bad 😂😂. I've seen people genuinely not know about it, even when he mentions it in other videos, lmao
Bro, you're not doing that good of a job is WILD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have thought this while he was up there sweating buckets and running up his pressure 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
Annoying idek this lady 😂😂
Kev!!!!!!! We are waiting for you and the KOS Krew and Lis with Tony, Angel, Patrick, Tahir, and Errybody, to write the script!!
Much True Respect and Gratitude!! Lady Venita
#GPK #ChurchMusician #MediaMinister #GospelArtist #ApostleJohnEkhardtWouldNotOrdainMe #GrandfatherMinisterFromMississippi #7FamilyFoundedChurchesInChicago #CrusadersMinistriesIleftin2017 #GetFreewithLaughter
😳😂🤣 yo that was too loud; It’s like you were sitting in my church THIS Morning! Now MY pastor knows better but he had a couple others preach in his absence & lol I turned to my neighbor about 20x 🤦🏾♀️ after a while I turned my tunnel vision on 😬
This is so true 😂
I purposely just don't do it.
Thiiiiiiis is ur sweet spot. 🤣
An introverts worst nightmare. I literally hate this.
That NEVER set right with me! No one TELLS me what to say to another human! My mind, and heart work perfectly well! I don’t even think it’s funny. It’s like a form of control, which is abuse. I’m glad you’re joking about this. It brings awareness to the fact that many of us feel some kind of way about this.
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Was just thinking this 😂
Swear 😂😂😂😂
Yeah who even started that whole trend anyways?? What was the point of having people blindly repeat whatever you say to someone? I understand repetition is a learning tool, but I ain't your puppet now, Come on!
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I never liked “turn to your neighbor.”
How about you turn the page and keep reading the scripture, how bout THAT?
Exactly why I loved quarantine church. Loved it so much, I still am a frequent guest. 😂
😂 Bedside Baptist
@@WalterWashingtonI prefer Bedside Tabernacle. I wanna be free as Jesus to worship in spirit & truth and not be bound by denominations. 🤣
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Nah, when they, “Oh, y’all done got quiet on me huh?” Yes, yes pastor, because you’re not saying something new or impactful. And it’s already 3pm, wrap this sermon up.
I never liked that either lol
I've never heard a comedian come from pastors like this before, but I'm here for it😂😂😂
He use to be a Youth Pastor, he is a church kid, who saw all the comedic sides of church and is blessing us with it, I for sure am happy cause I would be in church as a kid cracking jokes if the pastor messed up, got in trouble a few times
@@daniellejones2962 I'm aware of this, and I agree with you. His upbringing gave him an Insight we can all appreciate
I’m preaching better than y’all shouting😂
Kev is a preachers worst nightmare
He’s a PK 😂
@@malstarrainbow Makes sense
@@Carolina-zo9ioHe's not a PK lol he was a youth pastor
@@MaishaOnTop Thats Genius, lol
It's the "TOUCH YOIR NEIGHBOR AND TELL EM....", I be like NO!!!! I REFUSE!!!
FR. I Always hated that Turn To Your Neighbor crap. FR 😂😂
It's like Kevin heard me and my wife conversation every other Sunday 😂.
My pastor is great but by the 2nd "turn to your neighbor" or "slap 5 people" I'm done.
Whoever started that trend need to be tripped down the steps 🤷🏾♂️ js
That really gets on my nerves, so I don't always say anything. Especially when I need to praise God while they think I should be talking to other people.
Lol. FR
Pastors stay stealing material too
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Bathsheba should've been in a tub 😮✋🤣
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