The pretty bird at 9:34 is the laughing kookaburra, a type of kingfisher native to the eucalyptus forests of Australia. Whenever you watch a movie or a movie scene that takes place in the jungle, this bird’s call is what you always hear because it’s Hollywood’s go-to for stereotypical jungle.
The boulder in the bathroom is evidence that the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark is a paid actor. And just like humans, boulders have feelings too. Thus they should’ve let it alone to do its business
Fun Fact: Roaches has quite a few heart valves so when you break them in two, the front half still has active heart chambers. This is a reason they don't die so easily.
Spartanz will be stop being illegal until he brings back bizly 0:00 kong king 0:19 British nights 0:55 cat 1:20 fire sausage 2:28 grinch 3:25 foot screen 3:43 truck fail 4:33 fish out of sea 4:52 get blue spheres be like 5:14 jam fail 5:34 spartanz car rant 6:07 popeye 6:40 Fortnite bus then Fortnite 7:00 NFT moment 7:10 angry birds be like 7:19 RHYTHM HEAVEN PERFECT 8:02 some sea creature 8:35 coke prank 9:35 round angry bird 10:01 at least that frog wasn't eating a rock 10:39 cow water 10:58 stuck 11:55 horse 12:22 dog backward 12:32 beer moment 12:43 soda face fail 13:03 why would you do that bro 14:09 cat catch 14:14 weird zoom 14:40 I watched it :) 15:00 cockroach prank 15:46 balancing 16:06 psycrow 16:28 chicken 17:18 screamy 18:00 end
Diesel is actually the superior fuel if you got the proper exhaust filter. The amount of energy wasted and waste produced in the refining process is larger than the waste emitted by a diesel car with a good filter. Then again r/fuckcars someone give me proper public transport and bike lanes, I'm sick of this shit.
4:13 I think he meant when a horse is wearing horse blinkers/horse tacks to limit their vision so that they dont get to see their rear and sides in order to avoid them getting distracted and/or startle.
for the love of god you guys please start linking which specific compilations you get these from I can't spend an hour trying to track down the video so I can get the specific clip without you guys talking over it don't get me wrong you guys are great but sometimes I just want to isolate the meme itself
To be fair, google-fu says in America only 3% of cars use it. And I'm willing to bet it's concentrated in certain states. Of course three cars out of every 100 you see is actually a lot, but how often are you watching to see what pump people are using
4:33 that aquarium looks way too empty and maybe the living conditions weren't the best so i get what that fish felt but also there are species of fish that can breathe out of water for a whole day, hell there's a fish that can walk
15:40 poke I've got shoes that are like four years old, and till this day I will never step on a bug specifically because the crunch and the mess, so I feel your pain m8
Fun fact! Part of the reason people put balloons on dead animals is so they’re easier to find when whoever handles the clean up for road kill can get to it. You won’t really see this on highways but on the sides of other roads I’ve seen it a handful of times.
15:36 I was in college and I was walking into my kitchen late at night to get a drink of water. I turned to leave. And I felt this.... Crunch beneath my food. It was a long-ass bug that I stepped on. I set my cup down and ran to clean my foot off. That was nasty. The sound was gross. I imagine stepping on a roach would be just as bad. 🤢
I stepped on a roach barefooted before, I didn't die 'cause I was barefoot but It did tickle, I looked down on my feet to see why It was tickling and just see a black shadow darting under the table. Honestly It was more funny than scary for me.
Ok so an Skater friend told me (about the video of the guy that irrationally tries to break his board) that experienced skaters can hear when a board it's getting to it's limit and starts to crack, so when you hear that it's better to just break the board and get a new one than running the risk of it breaking mid a dangerous trick
Horses do in fact have very limited forward vision, which is a big part of why blinders were invented for horses to help them focus on what's in front of them better.
6:30 when I let the intrusive thoughts take over and I bash in a nearest childs head into a wal or something extremely hard that would cause massive brain damage and even death
Bro, there are plenty of normal cars that run on diesel. You're probably just thinking about the shitty American cars that break down if a pigeon takes a shit on it.
diesel is used in normal cars too, they just use diesel engines, and also there are trucks with engines that will literally run on anything even waste oil
The amazon guy was looking down at his device to “swipe to finish” and checking what the next house he has to deliver to. I dont look up sometimes as well
Never seen a roach that could withstand a flick to the head. Gotta use the middle finger for the most power, and your fingernail hits them like a sledgehammer.
Idk how she even managed to fit the nozzle in her car since there's two different sizes. You're more likely to put gas in a diesel vehicle than the other way around. It doesn't excuse her stupidity, but it shouldn't have been even possible.
What’s funny is that my nine year old brother “ate” wasabi before. While we were eating sushi at a restaurant he told me he could eat it, and made a bet with me that if he could I would have to give him $20. I took the bet and after 5 seconds of swallowing the wasabi his face went tomato red and he looked like he was choking. Another 5 seconds passed and he finally threw it up along with the sushi he had eaten previously. His plate was nothing but a green pile of puke. And not wanting to give him $20 I told him it didn’t count because he had to fully eat the wasabi and keep it in his stomach.
If you put diesel in a gas car, it's just not gonna start and you have to flush the fuel lines and the engine. If you put gas in a diesel car though, especially a newer one, it's gonna "run" but you're most likely gonna destroy the whole engine.
I was always told to trail a hand along their side and over the butt if I had to cross behind a horse. Let's them know exactly where you are so they're less likely to get spooked.
@@THE_PLAYER_ZER0 That's fair, I mostly know about horses because my sister worked with them for a while and I spent some time at stables with her. They are lovely, It's just good to be cautious around animals that size, their kicks are no joke.
I punched a hole in my wall... had to get the entire wall replaced... it still needs painted but it's like my stepdad has just stopped working on it and forgot about it because his shit is more important than anything
The pretty bird at 9:34 is the laughing kookaburra, a type of kingfisher native to the eucalyptus forests of Australia. Whenever you watch a movie or a movie scene that takes place in the jungle, this bird’s call is what you always hear because it’s Hollywood’s go-to for stereotypical jungle.
native to eucalyptus forests aka literally everywhere where there is people in australia
@@AYBID aka literally outside my window, screaming at 4 in the morning
Looks more like a frog to me
Wrong time stamp bro
The right time stamp is 9:07
The boulder in the bathroom is evidence that the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark is a paid actor. And just like humans, boulders have feelings too. Thus they should’ve let it alone to do its business
It's not a boulder *sniff* it's a rock
@@whitedevilgaming9240 Racist! Smell isn't enough to tell. That fine boulder has been underpaid, and you treat him like this!?
How sussyphis beat his boulder
@@flare5282 lol
@@flare5282 HIM?!? HOW DARE YOU HUMAN!!!! lol
Fun Fact: Roaches has quite a few heart valves so when you break them in two, the front half still has active heart chambers. This is a reason they don't die so easily.
They also release a pheromone when they die that attracts more roaches
Spartanz will be stop being illegal until he brings back bizly
0:00 kong king
0:19 British nights
0:55 cat
1:20 fire sausage
2:28 grinch
3:25 foot screen
3:43 truck fail
4:33 fish out of sea
4:52 get blue spheres be like
5:14 jam fail
5:34 spartanz car rant
6:07 popeye
6:40 Fortnite bus then Fortnite
7:00 NFT moment
7:10 angry birds be like
7:19 RHYTHM HEAVEN PERFECT
8:02 some sea creature
8:35 coke prank
9:35 round angry bird
10:01 at least that frog wasn't eating a rock
10:39 cow water
10:58 stuck
11:55 horse
12:22 dog backward
12:32 beer moment
12:43 soda face fail
13:03 why would you do that bro
14:09 cat catch
14:14 weird zoom
14:40 I watched it :)
15:00 cockroach prank
15:46 balancing
16:06 psycrow
16:28 chicken
17:18 screamy
18:00 end
*pizly
Yeah, I miss pissly
*Pizzle
Bizly is gone. You must cope with the consequences of your actions.
Wheres Godzilla, is he okay
Diesel engines aren't allowed in cars.
Germany: "HOLD MY BEER"
i wanted to say, i think there are more cars running of diesel here then there are running of normal gas.
5:44 Diesel is actually more common than regular gas in most countries outside the US
Absolutely. Ours runs on diesel. We live in the UK and it is very commonplace here.
Yeah that moment got me confused i was like ?? .Seems like Americans use gas more and not diesel ,got me wondering why ?
yeah i was so confused when he said that because diesel powered cars are as, if not more, popular than gas powered cars
Rip Diesel 😔
Diesel is actually the superior fuel if you got the proper exhaust filter.
The amount of energy wasted and waste produced in the refining process is larger than the waste emitted by a diesel car with a good filter.
Then again r/fuckcars someone give me proper public transport and bike lanes, I'm sick of this shit.
"Diesel is a type of fuel used mostly in trucks and heavy duty vehicles" American spotted lmao
"The cockroach king sits on his throne
With a Midas touch and a heart of stone"
-Haken, Cockroach King
An empire built on guile and greed
@@daveinthemicrowave The roach's heart will never bleed
4:13 I think he meant when a horse is wearing horse blinkers/horse tacks to limit their vision so that they dont get to see their rear and sides in order to avoid them getting distracted and/or startle.
Fun fact:That bird was a Laughing Kookaburra and it's native to Australia !
for the love of god you guys please start linking which specific compilations you get these from I can't spend an hour trying to track down the video so I can get the specific clip without you guys talking over it
don't get me wrong you guys are great but sometimes I just want to isolate the meme itself
5:42 does this man not know about regular cars with diesel engines?
To be fair, google-fu says in America only 3% of cars use it. And I'm willing to bet it's concentrated in certain states. Of course three cars out of every 100 you see is actually a lot, but how often are you watching to see what pump people are using
4:33 that aquarium looks way too empty and maybe the living conditions weren't the best so i get what that fish felt but also there are species of fish that can breathe out of water for a whole day, hell there's a fish that can walk
15:40 poke I've got shoes that are like four years old, and till this day I will never step on a bug specifically because the crunch and the mess, so I feel your pain m8
9:14 That is a kookaburra its native in Australia here
Diesel isn't exclusively used for trucks, a lot of cars have diesel engines
1:56 the legendary Trash Bender. Master of all other elements.
Is it just me or is the audio starting at 5:06 played sooner than the clips being seen by about a clip or 2
15:25 I don't come across them often but when I do, Shooting them with my Makarov seems to get the job done
patching the holes afterward sucks though. unless you can get right up to them with blanks.
Brandons never heard of a Diesel car it seems
0:59 gotta be 2 of my fav cat videos
average american completely clueless to the fact that many cars do in fact run on diesel
talking about the woman in the comp, or brandon?
or both ig lol
Brandon's on point so many times, but then so many times he's the poster boy for confidently incorrect
Considering only 3 percent of our cars use it compared to more than half of europes cars, it's not surprising
petition to disable all speech from brandon for every video
12:15 "A dandelion, must be last one of the season"
Fun fact! Part of the reason people put balloons on dead animals is so they’re easier to find when whoever handles the clean up for road kill can get to it. You won’t really see this on highways but on the sides of other roads I’ve seen it a handful of times.
15:36 I was in college and I was walking into my kitchen late at night to get a drink of water. I turned to leave. And I felt this.... Crunch beneath my food.
It was a long-ass bug that I stepped on. I set my cup down and ran to clean my foot off. That was nasty. The sound was gross. I imagine stepping on a roach would be just as bad. 🤢
Sounds like an extra juicy potato chip.
I stepped on a roach barefooted before, I didn't die 'cause I was barefoot but It did tickle, I looked down on my feet to see why It was tickling and just see a black shadow darting under the table. Honestly It was more funny than scary for me.
I wonder if this is another reason my parents tell to wear slippers or socks while being in the house (other than my feet getting dirty)
@@samuniverse14 Socks are clean-as-you-go dirt magnets.
1:04 *Gatote chonkers de gasolina* is the highlight of my week 😂
The clip at 15:58 you can see the towel wrap around his pickle
He is swanging HARD
Ok, the dog being edited into a hellhound was pretty badass.
7:22 "Okay!"
*_Superb!_*
Ok so an Skater friend told me (about the video of the guy that irrationally tries to break his board) that experienced skaters can hear when a board it's getting to it's limit and starts to crack, so when you hear that it's better to just break the board and get a new one than running the risk of it breaking mid a dangerous trick
I would love to see poke and puffer argue about cats
5:20
Hitting that resonant frequency.
Horses do in fact have very limited forward vision, which is a big part of why blinders were invented for horses to help them focus on what's in front of them better.
did the audio unsync around the diesel video for everyone else or is my shit broken
0:21 even eating slightly too much wasabi and have your mouth, nose, and (sometimes) ears burning
4:16
horse tacks existed for a reason, my dude
13:34 that cat was so close to evolving
Pretty sure Spartanz is thinking of horse blinders for races which then became a saying for being focused.
2:15 - that BMTH tho
12:11 when your face goes: *CLUNK*
I've honestly seen roaches that have been sprayed heavily with Raid just get back up and go about their business unfazed.
1:38 be lookin like Michael Johnson "HEE HEE *snore sound* UGHHHH"
5:40 na bro my grandmas clio got diesel
Horses wear blinders so they dont notice all the people and get spooked.
6:30 when I let the intrusive thoughts take over and I bash in a nearest childs head into a wal or something extremely hard that would cause massive brain damage and even death
5:27 (diesel is the name of the engine not the fuel) every car my parents have ever owned was a diesel
16:53 beautiful compilation of zombies from CoD
That bird was a kookaburra
9:16 that is a kookaburra also known as the laughing jackass because their call sounds like a laughing demon
and their super fucking loud
16:26 THE BACKROUND MUSIC IS LITTERLY MY RINGTONE 🤣🤣🤣
I swear every time their pfps come on screen I look super closely to check if they’re a few pixels out of the center
whenever I'm asleep I scream demonic chance and with my eyes open smiling as wide as possible
Man, Crunch Bandicoot has seen better days.
once a roach crawled out my god damn drain as i was brushing my teeth
5:50 in the US yes, in Europe most cars are diesel.
my friend once picked up a cockroach and threw it into the fire. the cockroach didn't live long.
got the image that popped up at 0:18 it's a really shitty meme, just use frame by frame and you can see it (the < and > go 1 frame at a time)
anybody knows the song that starts at ca. 1:25 and ends at 1:55?
These videos each represent one of my remaining braincells.
I've seen one of those "get well soon" balloons on a deer before. For some reason it's funnier on a trash panda
Did you know that when decapitated, cockroaches can survive for hours and will only die when they starve to death?
10:12 now that I think about it, I don't recall a 4 hour period several years ago at a party I can remember mostly perfectly🤔
1:40 Bro why does she look like Old Movie Sonic?
Roaches literally are immortal. They are one of the only beings that can survive a fucking nuke
The trick for roaches is to step and then you smear it, you don't lift
One thing worse than roaches. Spider crickets. Look them up.
1:40 Bro is airbending
Bro, there are plenty of normal cars that run on diesel. You're probably just thinking about the shitty American cars that break down if a pigeon takes a shit on it.
9:33 it’s called a kookaburra
diesel is used in normal cars too, they just use diesel engines, and also there are trucks with engines that will literally run on anything even waste oil
7:19 source?
Tap Troupe from Rhythm Heaven Fever
Spirit animals don't exi- 8:48
Cockroaches you know, the one living thing that will survive a nuke dropped on it
9:42 ah yes an ancestor of the Dodo
The amazon guy was looking down at his device to “swipe to finish” and checking what the next house he has to deliver to. I dont look up sometimes as well
Idk if I’ve been here too long but I SWEAR Brandon has already used this thumbnail 😭
Never seen a roach that could withstand a flick to the head. Gotta use the middle finger for the most power, and your fingernail hits them like a sledgehammer.
"Diesel can't go in a normal car"
Me: pointing at my dad's Citroën C3 which was a diesel engine
Idk how she even managed to fit the nozzle in her car since there's two different sizes. You're more likely to put gas in a diesel vehicle than the other way around.
It doesn't excuse her stupidity, but it shouldn't have been even possible.
9:33 that is a kookaburra
2:00 dust devil
3 profile pictures, only 2 eyeballs
Brandon, my car was a Diesel car and it was an Audi, so i don't see it being wrong? Audi A3 it was
As a person with a brick wall I’d prefer to BE ABLE to punch through it first.
Wait, can people actually not kill roaches or are they just joking? Usually a quick stomp just fucking kills them, what?
i step on cockroaches, they die easily and the crunch they make fills me with content
You should do this too
You guys should really credit the original creators cuz I can't find half of these memes by themselves
Fun fact about cockroaches! They can live for up to a week without their heads!
What’s funny is that my nine year old brother “ate” wasabi before. While we were eating sushi at a restaurant he told me he could eat it, and made a bet with me that if he could I would have to give him $20. I took the bet and after 5 seconds of swallowing the wasabi his face went tomato red and he looked like he was choking. Another 5 seconds passed and he finally threw it up along with the sushi he had eaten previously. His plate was nothing but a green pile of puke. And not wanting to give him $20 I told him it didn’t count because he had to fully eat the wasabi and keep it in his stomach.
If you put diesel in a gas car, it's just not gonna start and you have to flush the fuel lines and the engine.
If you put gas in a diesel car though, especially a newer one, it's gonna "run" but you're most likely gonna destroy the whole engine.
9:45 GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW
Ah yes, diesel is only for heavy duty vehicles or trucks... No, there aren't any other vehicles that use diesel.
Around 1:19, anybody know the name of that Hatsune Miku song?
it's a miku cover from gasolina by daddy yankee!!
@@shjttygremlynn thanks!
darude sandstorm
@@19DannyBoy65 I already got my answer, but thanks for the memes.
You can stand behind a horse if the horse knows you're there. You do that by being right next to one of their eyes and walking behind them.
I was always told to trail a hand along their side and over the butt if I had to cross behind a horse. Let's them know exactly where you are so they're less likely to get spooked.
@@FoxFireNaruto Interesting. I only know the basics.
@@THE_PLAYER_ZER0 That's fair, I mostly know about horses because my sister worked with them for a while and I spent some time at stables with her. They are lovely, It's just good to be cautious around animals that size, their kicks are no joke.
9:46 i think i own one of these, it's filled with water
16:27 my favorite meme
That did not even remotely resemble a dodo bird
For anyone curious the bird with the cowboy hat is a kookaburra aka the loudest bird in the world and by golly is he rootin n tootin for sure
I punched a hole in my wall... had to get the entire wall replaced... it still needs painted but it's like my stepdad has just stopped working on it and forgot about it because his shit is more important than anything