People Share Their Best Comebacks Ever
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These people: having comebacks immediately
Me: thinks of one in the shower hours or days after the argument
No no no no no no no years after the argument
This is literally me
Relatable ;-;
MultiFandom Me He’s good
@@zmbie437
me lol
A guy at my school once told me "you suck" so I responded with " you swallow" all the other kids were so horrified
Lol did you get that from the movie "fighting with my family"? (I think that's the name???)
Damn girl bow down to the queen 👑 everyone
@@hamham1498 I knew what it ment, I was 16 when this happened
Lool that was soo dirty 😂 but really cool.
I'm glad that I've read the replies so now I won't say this to my brother
And then there's me, the kid who has such a short attention span that they can't process anything properly.
Me & my friends were fighting with a group of boys(we're all girls)I was roasting him in my head so I wasn't focused, suddenly I hear a loud "OW OW OW" I look at my friend she's holding her head so I go "which one of them hurt you?"( I was ready to beat someone up) She goes "it hurts so bad" I say "WHERE?" She points at her eyes. She goes "He's so ugly my head & my eyes hurt" me & the group pissed ourselves laughing.
Same -_-
SAME
Kamohelo Pholoana
Lmao 😂😂😂
@@k4mohelo_ Omg, that must've felt amazing 😂
I once had this person who was so condescending and rude towards me. I once got up in class to get some tape. He looks at me and says, "What are you doing loser?" Without thinking, I said, "I'm using this tape to fix your life." I was the popular kid for the rest of class.
oOf-
He must've felt the burn badly
Kup Cake He probably went to the nurses office to get ice for the burn.
@@marosifam6693 lol yea
He just got roasted oof-
CEO OF HAVING THE SHORTEST INTRO, WE STAN THAT 🤩😌💕💕
PERIODT 👏👏💖💗
A QUEEN!!! I Stan
Yes Sometimes I don't even realize she has intros
Just look at Jesse Vee's her intros are like 2 mins...
Ikr but I like jessi's videos I usually just skip the intro tho lol
If swearing was immature then why is it considered “adult language”
Because all humans are immature regardless of age
@@katem3329 Yet somehow adults say they're more mature because of their age .. For shame 😂
@@weewoox 😂😂😂
Hahahhan
learning stuff.
I had this 4th grade teacher who was Always complaining if we didn't know an answer. One day I asked for help and she goes “Well if you were paying attention you would know.” I said “Maybe if you explained things better I'd actually listen.” Detention was worth it.
@ISABELLA MARTINEZ xD
You genius
@@natashasmutney3260 heh thanks
Damn that’s good!!!
We didn't get detention in 4th grade
I have a short story my self.
One of my classmates who I didn't like at all, had these shoes that when you slide them on the floor made this super annoying sound that just made you rip your ears. I told him to stop and he asked why so I just said "because it's just like your voice, annoying." Idk why but he was taken aback.
Dang!
Omg yes haha
Sameera Khan Lmao noice
Idk no hate or shit but I don’t know u seem like one of those kids who are like ‘iM sO dEprESed’
You kinda seem like the rude one here girl-
I would never say a good comeback cuz my brain would be too confused lmao
Jade Ortiz lmao same 😂
@@Blablabla-pw5mv I am a comeback queen everyone in my glass agreed
tanya misra that must be a great glass of class
mood
SAME xd
"that's your problem"
if my problem is you, does that make you mine?
I really love your profile pic!
Smooth
When I was reading this, I imagine it to be a confession. It’s sweet
Your profile pic is.. wow!
A way to flirt with your enemy
I have a short story of my own:
This was in like grade 5
Every time I said something, everyone would respond with "Did anyone ask" or "No one asked". I was annoyed and embarrassed cuz they said it in front of so many people all the time.
One day, I said something I found interesting, and again in fout of lots of people someone said "Did anyone ask?" and they were asking some random kids if they asked. So I responded, "I'm not answering you, I'm telling you" like with some attitude. They looked so flustered, especially cuz I never talked back when someone said something rude like that. Then I said leave me alone.
They never asked me that dumb question again after that.
Lolll
I hate “did I ask” sooooo much like it’s just straight up rude
@@chuuchuutrain1715 sameee. I'm trying to tell my classmates something really cool and they just go "did I ask?" or "no one asked" or "I don't care" or "who's listening?" LIKE IM NOT ANSWERING YOU, IM TELLING YOU JEEZUZ CHRIST
@@ada4qm ikr! And most of the time I’m not even talking to that person
@@chuuchuutrain1715 exactly!
There's once during recess time, a bully came to me and teased me. She took my pencil and lifted it. Since she is a lot taller than me, I couldn't reach her other hand which is lifting my pencil up. I tried climbing on chairs to get it, but she ran away to other place of my class and still lifting my pencil. I told her to give it back, but she teased me for being short. The bell rang and I knew that I needed that pencil to write the lesson our teacher assigned us. I immediately headbutted her stomach and she crouched in pain and I immediately grab my pencil. Then, I told her "Call me short and bully me however you want, but you are shorter than me when you crouch." I got back to my seat and it felt so good.
The next thing that happened was she reporting all that happened to the teacher. The both of us were forced to apologise to each other. I don't regret what I did. An advice for short people.
The one with the cold hearted professor was sooooo relatable, because I had a teacher who was really cold to us (this was in 2nd grade) and one girl even called her a witch. I hated her too, but one time I had to go to an event with her and my brother and she was really nice to us. And now I feel bad for hating her she was just bad at showing emotions.
I don't think we grow up believing authority figures have emotions like us. That they are human, with all the frailties
My dad was joking around and called me ugly to which I quickly replied, " Well, its YOUR genes messing me up here " my mom started laughing and my grandma said that's true! We laughed even more and my dad chuckled with us
Aww
I was in a spelling bee at my school and there was this other participant that would talk a lot during the whole thing. He was known for being arrogant. The teacher announced the word that we were suppose to spell and he found this difficult so he went, "Hold on miss I gotta search it on Google." and he pulled out his phone. I replied, "How are you gonna search it if you don't now how to spell it?" a moment of silence passed before the teacher muttered "b u r n" and then the whole class went off. Won 3rd place ✊
😂😂😂
That teacher tho 👌
Oh someone in my class said that to another student but the student they told it to said to sound it out and that's kinda true
Auto type obviously
Bullies:*Says something mean*
Normal people: *Talks back*
Bullies: *Says something rude to me*
Me: *Walks away and plans of how to murder someone without getting caught*
• Űńķñøwņ Ģāçhą :3 • that's the best kind of revenge >:3
Otakuattackcosplays 1 actually thats the most evil and rude way.
@@reibei8077 Thats the joke
also pretty sure that isnt the most evil
(torture,killing people close to them to nake them suffer*aka torture*)
if its joke hahahah , if its not a joke , you just exposed yourself...
I don't think it's really considered a "good" comeback, but it was an instant one so I like to give myself a bit of respect for it.
On a camping trip, we were all situated into cabins. 3 male cabins, 3 female cabins. A lot of people were sneaking into other cabins, ding-dong-ditching, stealing, and overall just being annoying to other people at camp.
One time, whilst chilling in the top bunk by a window in which a boy named James was standing at, he said to me,
"I'm going to ding-dong-ditch you lot throughout all of camp, and I betcha I won't get caught."
To which I instantly replied,
"If you ding-dong-ditch us, I'll make sure your ding-dong ditches you."
Still proud of it now, even though it was such a basic and childish response.
Best part is, people were indeed ding-dong-ditching us, however it was never him. Perhaps I scared him off?
love that
😂
Girl: You're ugly.
Me: I looked everywhere.
Girl: What?
Me: I looked through my messages.
Girl: ........
Me: I looked through hundreds of files.
Me: I even looked through the mess I call my bedroom.
Girl: ???????
Me: But I could not find when I asked for your opinion.
Girl: I- !!!............
*mentally high fives myself*
Credits to: Mayapolarbear.
Ooohhhh
@@flqwerii1433 OMG YES!
LxmonyClxuds who?
Norahcake 21 she’s this adorable dog on UA-cam and she has a video called message to all the haters. She said that quote there.
I told someone to run like the way their mouth did
But they was skinny 😥
Ohh no. The person could run fast. But at least you taught me a good comeback to try
Were*
When I saw this comment I was like laughing hysterically😂😂😂,and then realized isn't that a comeback from anime: If you run like your mouth you'd be in good shape.
Ainsley Lloyd it’s the way I talk with most people.
*Sylviianel's Bliss _Bae* yes, that’s where I got it from.
Kyutie: I admire people who have *good* comebacks
Me: Ayyyyyyyyyy
Someone was asking me why I was so tall. I told him, "No, you're just short." Another time my friend texted the group chat and told us that she was gone for a week. I replied when will you be gone for good? Don't worry, she thought it was funny, my friend and I make fun of eachother like that.
the first one is literally me
mxd hxtter ᰔ people always ask me why I’m so tall (I’m 11 y.o. and 160cm) and from now on this will be my answer
I heard that first 1 millions of times nice try
@@marinellemzenze46 dang im 13 and 151cm
Last year at school, we were having a debate (our class had to defend the environment and the class above had to defend the people destroying the environment). It wasn't obligatory since it was the end of the year so in my group were only 5 people and on the other group there 10 (we were outnumbered). At one point a friend said something like "we would apriciate if you would stop polluting so much!" And someone of the other group said something like: "well we don't care what you say, so we'll carry on doing our thing!" And at that point, I was pissed! So I answerd with: "And I don't remember when I asked for your opinion! Now shut up and DO AS YOU WERE TOLD! >:(" you could hear the hole room shout" OOOOOHHHHHHH! DAMN!
and other stuff like that... best day of my school life! :)
@Kiara Meone why r you so rude? :
If its cringy,...... scroll past it.... nice story
Huh, I think this must be in middle school or preschool or something.
Please, dear. I get that that was fun, but his opinion was actually asked, not by you tho.
Wowww
I said "Look! After years of long hair, I cut it short!"
One of the "bullies" said "No one asked"
So I replied "That means you asked since you are a no one"
To the 1% of people seeing this have a blessed day & stay safe🙏🏾❣️
I hope you also have a blessed day 😌
U too
What about the other 99% reading this? What happens to them? Will they suffer?
Haha JK
Awe ty, you too!
Thank you! I hope you have a wonderful day as well and I hope you and your loved ones stay safe too!
So one day my sister and I were bickering as always and she said
" You're adopted"
And I replied with
" Atleast they chose me "
Mom and dad laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
B U R N
My older bro kept sayin that to me a long time ago and since im "dumb" i didnt know what to say soooo i was silent
One time this guy said I was ugly, I responded with "WOAH, I didn't realize I looked like a mirror today!" He said "A mirror, huh, well then ur so great." And i responded "Oh good. you realized it's me." And i walked off feelin sooo good!
I put in my ear phones so quickly just to hear the iconic "hey guys💜 "
One time I went to this party and two older women where there. They were comparing all the experiences they have had in their life and it lead into an argument. Well it ended with one of them saying “at least wrinkles don’t change me” then out of no where the other one goes “well you see honey you have Botox and I have smile lines, at least I’m happy” then she just walked away and we all stood there like ok that just happened.
When I was in 3rd grade there was this one boy that said "Women don't have power" which my friend replied "Then who gave birth to you?". The whole class went crazy.
:)
BOOM ROASTED BABY😂😂😂
EXACTLY I can only think of comebacks when I'm at home and cringing at the situation.
I remember one time where I actually said something funny for once in my life. My 6/7 period class are all really comfortable with each other. We’d grown up together and we’re all chill friends. One time my friend asked this girl that I got on my nerves a lot if she had lotion. I immediately responded, “does she look like she has lotion.” I honestly didn’t know where that came all of the sudden lol. Since the class was pretty small everyone heard me and started laughing. (Y’all know that feeling when the WHOLE CLASS laughs it amazing) Anyways, my teacher didn’t hear me so she was confused why everyone was suddenly laughing. When another student explained it, even she started laughing. But of course trying to be professional she said “why would you say that” still smiling. I just looked at her and said “it was a just a perfect opportunity” and she continued laughing. Ah that was a good day.
Oof-
Me looks at the title
Me looks at meh sister
Sister: what
Me: 😏
👏👏👏
Lmao
69 likes I ruined it by making it 70 >:3
@@snsfdelima just why
• K a w a i i E r i • it’s okay I appreciate you for liking it but I liked that you thought to keep it 69 because everyone knows comments aren’t pg
Ellen is better than Ellen Degeneres. Prove me wrong.
..they’re two completely different people doing completely different things. Why are you comparing them...?
@@noemi5937 same name ig but i dont get it either
*impossible*
n o
I can’t ,Ellen Degeneres is a bad person lol that pretends to be good
I told one of my dads friends to grow up
He said,
“I’m Peter Pan I’ll never grow up!”
And then I said
“Well this ain’t never land, honey!”
And oh my god the reaction was amazing
By the way, would love to have more Gut Feeling stories. But I LOVE YOU KYUTIE (ELLEN). 💕😘
I keep on forgetting her name..like I always refer to her as kyutie never Ellen but I do know her real name but I forgot it....again😅
Yes me too would love gut feeling stories
There are already many gut feeling stories, I would like something new.
"I only think of good comebacks after I go home, take a shower, and then im like uggg I should have said that"
I have never related to anything more than I did this.
Whenever I'm in a fight I usually say good comebacks but sometimes whenever I go to sleep or take a shower I thought of the best word to say and I got so mad TvT
Looks at thumbnail:
Me: MENS. SIZE NIKES-
Where is that from?
It sounds so familiar
@@oliviambk its a joke
So familiar *totally not stolen from a horrible Netflix movie*
Kandy they didn’t say anything wrong-
They were just answering Helena Afzal’s answers
*YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS HARD?*
You know the thing that happens when you think of a comeback hours or days later? Well one time I was thinking back on my old memories and I thought of a comeback to a thing someone said in elementary school. It took me 5 years to actually make a comeback to an elementary school bully ....
*flashbacks to my elementary school comebacks*
Whats your comeback?
Oh no haha my first thought was 'I know u are but what am i?'
Delayed comebacks are a good thing because with practice and repeation you can shorten your time to the point where you can come up with a comeback at that moment. Start with saving the quip you came up with and use it for a future argument.
I remember about a couple of years ago, one time at school, I was in the other class.
I'm guessing it was break time.
Some girl *with the same name as* *me* saw me, and said something along these lines in a dramatic tone.
''Omg Jessica, (not my real name) It's been a long time no see. You're really old Jessica, no wonder why you look dusty.'' Then Immediately I responded in a sympathetic tone
'' Hey, stop talking to yourself.'' Everyone in that class silenced, trying to process what I said. Then it clicked to them, and one girl was like OOH, then the others started to laugh. Jessica seemed to be amused by what I said, and laughed it off.
Btw, this girl didn't really intend to insult me, she's just that type of person that jokes a lot. We're great friends now.
Edit: I edited my comment to fix my punctuation.
I'm pansexual and this stupid boy in my class one day came up and said, "What's your favorite part of the pan? The handle?" and started snickering like he was the funniest person ever. Then I looked him right in the eyes and calmly said "No, my favorite part of the pan is when it hits you in the face."
Dude was hassling me and my then-friends in the cafeteria, saying we had on so much makeup that we looked like clowns. I turned to him and told him that he had so much acne that even Proactive didn't know what to do with him. Heard the other dudes at the table snickering so I guess it worked well.
There was also some other guy that was older than me and said all sorts of vulgar stuff to me. Collection of some of my comebacks to him:
• He was vaping and let out a puff of smoke in my face because we were the only two in the hallway. I rolled by eyes and closed my locker. "Dang, guess I'll have to go tell the principal now," I said, walking in the direction of the office, which was in the same direction of the girl's bathroom that I was actually going to. "Wait, are you seriously telling on me?" (He actually sounded kind of scared, because you can get in serious trouble for that here and it probably would've caused complications with his scholarships and stuff.) I turned back and smirked. "No. I could honestly care less." Then I casually turned and pushed open the door to the bathroom and disappeared. I'm a very shy person and that's why he messed with me all the time, so that dramatic exit is, like, still the highlight of my entire school career.
• He was cussing and saying some vulgar stuff to me again. "You know, you're cute and all, but that mouth of yours kinda ruins it." He stopped and looked at me. "...You think I'm cute?" I just shrugged and said, "Well, I would if you didn't talk like that." He stopped with the vulgar comments for that day lol.
• Not sure if this one is considered a comeback, but it was a decent roast in my book. He made a comment about having muscular arms and small legs, and I asked him if he skipped leg day. He laughed and said yes.
this reminds me of some kind of high school drama movie
@@rosyellis14 Idk if that's good or bad 😂 I had a lot of bad crap happen to me in high school that sounds like some sort of soap opera/Disney channel movie, but at least I can laugh about some of them. Also, yes, I realize how cringy those stories are lol.
Yoooo he probably likes you👀
2:00 *I really like how she's so grateful and still wore them, I luv her attitude*
Hi.
Omg lololol so funnnnyyyyyyyy
*wipes tears of the rims of eyes* OMG!!! This is just waaaay too funny! I’m dying, I’ve been laughing for more than 5 minutes no cap! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
lmao
Lmaoo that was my favorite part
Thumbnail makes no sense
I have my own.(I don't exactly roast him but he was embarrassed)
So I was in my class, talking to my friends, when this boy comes and says "Just see how will I destroy your life."
And I said, "Oh, dear. Fix yours first and then come and destroy mine."
Everybody was laughing the whole period(it was a free period as our teacher was absent.)
The only decent come back I’ve had is this,
Kid: You are so bossy ugh. You will never get a job.
Me: um I can be a boss.
Not to bad huh? 🤣
kinda hate it but ok
But how will you be a boss without a job?
RiannxYso not the point but yeah I ment boss of something
I didn’t realise this was a new vid until I looked at the comments lol
Happens with me all the time 🤣
Same
I came up with a comeback for the iconic teachers line, example:
“*raises hand* can I go to the bathroom?”
“I don’t know, *can* you?”
“I can if you let me”
I was a quiet kid most of the time to people who I didn't know as well. There was another quiet girl who rarely talked at all. I was VERY loud at recess with my friends, so in the classroom, a few boys asked me multiple times if I was trying to be like the other quiet girl. I was quiet, but when they asked again, I would just calmly say this, "A wise old owl sat on an oak. The more he saw the less he spoke. The less he spoke the more he heard, why aren't we all like that wise old bird?" I made friends with one of them over the fact that my younger sibling was kinda annoying, but the rest just were too weird.
When it says “7 secs ago” 😤😌😌
ARMY
All the army'sssssssss PHAHAHA
@@miraaaaazzzz 💜💜
@@Saturn_15 What army??
OMG Are you a Moa??
I was once walking through a busy part of town one night with my then boyfriend. A group of girls appeared in my line of vision. All waring short dresses. All I could see were a row of legs coming towards us. The girl on the end of the group immediately spotted my accidental look and adopts her best "stare down" I'm just in Jeans and jumper, clearly not dressed for a night out. Anyway, this lasts right up to the point she passes us and says in her smoothest voice to me "I bet you wish you had legs like mine" not sure whether she heard my reply but I'll always be glad I said in my smoothest voice "Yes but keep the face love" my boyfriend looked stunned at my response, grinned at me and just said "Yes, bye!"This is one of the few times I stood up to a bully
Also im ganna spread a message from Tiktok...
At the age of 7, a girl went to heaven, cause she got shot, when a drive by happend...
At the age of 8, a girl got r*ped, but she act like every thing is okay...
And at the age of 9, a boy cut lines, cause he wants to die...
And this no lie, this is real life...
We need our world to change...
Cause kids are dying everyday...
And mothers are crying everyday...
We need our world to change...
I have one story. There was this one guy in my class who troubled every one and was really rude. Now I was quietly minding my own business and he just comes over and loudly says, "Yo, your mom and dad are so good-looking. What happened to you?". This caught everyone's attention. I loudly said, "Your mom and dad are so intelligent, what happened to YOU?", There was a 10 second silence... and everyone burst out laughing at him. He never talked to me again. BOOM.
I STARTED WATCHING YOU LIKE 2 or 3 YEARS AGO AND I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL THIS DAY AND IM FREAKING OUTTTTTTTTT I LOVED YOUR REACTION VIDEOS IT MADE MY WHOLE DAY AND IM STILL FREAKING OUT edit: I REMEMBER YOUR OLD SET UP WITH FAIRY LIGHTS AND FAN ART OR JUST ART WITH THAT AND YOU ALWAYS WORE THIS PINK CAP
I laughed so hard at the last one liner. It brought me to tears.
When you accidentally blurted out a savage response, really satisfying how their grinned turned into shocked hahaha
My best one was "your ego seems to be more fragile then a house of cards balancing over a match stick" to someone who kept insulting my favorite music genre and the people who listen to it and also started getting very defensive when people started replying to them
You know ur early when youtube won't show u the comments😂😂
I had a bully ever since 1st grade she would bully me for no reason so one day I stood up to her and she said to me”I can’t stand you!” And I said back”then sit down” that was the best day of my life
I was bullied since pre k
I still am :')
My best comeback was when my son (a teen at the time) was arguing with my wife. She said something he didn't want to hear, so he turned to me and said "Do something about her. She's you're wife!"
Without hesitation, I shot back "Yeah? Well she was your mother first!"
My wife walked away shaking her head while my son stared at me at a loss for words.
(in case you missed it, he was born before my wife and I were married)
There was this obnoxious kid I knew for about a year, but me and my sis were good friends with his sis so we had a sleepover at her house and when we we’re sitting in the living room he came in and started hitting the table and yelling
“Why did it get so quiet?!”
And I said
“You left.”
He never teased me again
When I was in school we had a teacher, and if we would talk at her class she would get kinda,crazy. So one time I was talking with a friend at her class, and she screams at me, but after she walked away I kept talking and she again screams. Than the next time we had a class with her, she said something like this "I don't want anyone to talk anymore at my class, or else you're gonna go at the halway or I'm going to call you're parents. You," she said pointing at me "at the last class I had to get an eye on you and I didn't like it." Witch I whisper "Yes if I'm preety and you're jealous" All the class started laughing, and thank God my teacher didn't hear me. 😂
So a kid in my 2nd grade class was a bully and I would tell other students to ignore him and he would say "was I talking to you?". so about a week before school ended it happened and I said "no and was i talking to you?"
My memorable comeback was when I was in middle school. I was in class and I’m that “shy quiet girl” but everyone was pretty cool to me. Anyway, I was daydreaming so I zoned out & you know how your eyes just wonder around randomly and sometimes you stare at a person unintentionally? Well, that happened & the guy asked me what the hell I was looking at.
Without thinking, “I’m not sure yet.” I was surprised by my own words & he was too, but he just nodded & said not bad. 🤷🏻♀️
Welp, at least he was cool with it
My brother criticizing me:"Sometimes you have to start over new instead of working on one thing forever"
Me: That's why I'm your little sister
Heather Peggy
I see people get a lot of likes when they say something random so
Cup
Mug
Water bottle
Tea
Banana
Cup...
Cake
We were doing group work in class and I got put in a group with three guys. They were messing around and I told them to focus so we could get our work done. One of the boys said, "stop being bossy and chill. We'll get the work done eventually." I responded with "it's not my fault your heads are as empty as your pants are, but I'm not going to let you fail me because you're too busy with your pencil up your butt to put the led where it's supposed to be." The other guys bust out laughing. We passed with an A plus and to this day they won't let him live it down.
Good
I'm usually a kid with a reputation for being nice but sometimes certain people aggrivate me
Guy comes up to me and says: "Haha Mary had a little lamb where'd your lamb go?" And because they say this at least once a week, I got sick of it, I replied: "Never to be seen again, do you want to be next?" He looked at me in true horror as I smiled and walked away :) it's not that good but the look of fear on his face was amazing.
whoa nice
Back in my youth/teen/young adult years I was known as “The Queen of the Comeback!” I hung around mostly guys and they were always going at it but none could top me! I still have snappy comeback but not as many since I’m nearly 50 now! Two more recent incidents I remember are: 1) Hubby and I were on our way to my dialysis clinic when he said, “Your car hates me!” The seat was hurting his back! I quipped back with, “I would too if you crashed me into a light pole!” I week earlier we had to the movies and were parking on the top of the parking garage when hubby turned into the parking spot too fast and smacked into the cement base of the light pole there! Hubby immediately says, “That’s not funny!” Me” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Yes it is!” 2.) Sister who is 7 years younger that me was complaining about turning 30 and her daughter, whom she’d had at 18, growing up so fast! So I turned to her and said, “You know….no matter how old we get….I will ALWAYS look younger than you!”
I'm naturally good at comebacks I even practice at night if I feel like I'm gonna get into a roasting battle or argument
my friend was put into a virtual class with this annoying guy neither of us could stand, she said "I'D RATHER STARE INTO THE FLIPPING SUN THAN AT HIM" and I quickly replied "Well, at least then you'd be looking at something hotter" 😂
I can NEVER think of good comebacks TwT
I can only think of good comebacks when it's too late.
@@rosepetunia1829 Same! TwT 🤣
It's just that I can't think of good comebacks in the moment and then later I'm like
"DANG IT! I should have said that..." 🤣🤣
I am a person who is very quick at making up comebacks. Here's the most memorable:
I (9) was chilling at the park with my friend, who is 1 year younger. A boy, who could be no more than 7, came up to us and shouted "BITCH!"
I said "Thanks, a bitch is a female dog, and dogs are smart. Smarter than you'll ever be anyway," and laughed.
@ISABELLA MARTINEZ This has happened on multiple occasions. I roast someone or make a comeback without thinking.
Mine is when someone calls you gay or something I say " you're just jealous that I dress better then you, what do you think I spent all that time in the closet for?"
I'M ACTUALLY HERE BEFORE A WHOLE DAY WAS OVER. THIS IS A PERSONAL RECORD. I LOVE MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!
Who else is just happy she uploaded right now 😂😭
My older brother got married to the wicked witch of the west. My mom and sister and I did not like her. She kicked our cats, threatened to kidnap and sell them and give us a dog. She liked dogs and hated cats, probably because cats would scratch her if she came near. Her dogs were really aggressive too. Anyway, since we didn't have a car and she did she would take us to the store, but only if she was going anyway. I was grabbing our food from the trunk and asked if a bag was ours or hers. She said "If you grab that I'll bite you." I replied with, "Go ahead and I'll have you put down." Another time she was in our house and rambling and I was tuning her out mostly until she said "Everyone in Oregon is really bad in bed." and I replied with "You would know." I was still especially mad at her for giving me a wet blanket to sleep in when my brother had me at his house so he could take me to see The Hobbit at the theater as my birthday present from him. I got really sick with a bad cold and I blame her entirely. At another birthday, they had gotten our mail for us when they came to the house. I caught them looking over my SSI papers and discussing money and having me live with them. I never went to their house again even to visit and I refused to watch the final part of The Hobbit with him.
Me: *takes notes*
The ghost in my closet: what are you doing?
Me: saving these for future reference.
The ghost in my closet: ....................
Me:.....................
My best comeback to someone was to a dude who said “You don’t wanna fuck with me” as a threat and me being the savage and was currently at that time SUPER annoyed and that dude is like my rival and then I answered back nearly shouting “NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK WITH YOU” and the whole class began laughing and then the dude trying to save it by saying “Yea that’s because I’m strong and everybody is too scared to face me” then I replied “No, it’s because they’re afraid of getting a $3❌ disease from you” and then the whole class started again bursting out laughing, so yea. 😂
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This is one of my best comebacks:
Backstory:
I was sitting at a lunch table with 3 other friends. We were sitting across from each other 2 on each side. My friends, we can call the RR, RW, PE and (myself) EH. I was on the right side across from me RW. Beside me was RR across from her PE. Now that you have the picture, the fun
The comment:
So, I’m not a comedian. I don’t try but listen to this. So PE was acting “weird” not sketchy weird just kind of random. I am a bit of a nerd and i was lost in my thoughts. ( Book fantasy land, homework, etc...) My friends were talking about a game. I come out of my thoughts and listen to them for a minute. PE then just blurts a random comment out. I look at her straight faced with no emotion and just say “ You’re an idiot” 5 seconds go by and they stare at me. I am normally quite and don’t really interact unless it’s something i am interested in. After the 5 seconds they all bust out laughing l. I look around confused and ask whats so funny. They say “You!!” I said “ So if i am blantently rude, its funny?” They all say in unison “Yes!” I am still confused 1 year later.
Wish I was good At come backs- I just stutter and walk away 😂😂🥺
ooooh I have a good one:
Little backstory: We always had a (friendly) discussion with a friend because we called her a 'softie' which she didn't like and she would always try to prove how she's such a badass (she's truly adorable)
So one time, she was wearing like a purple jacket and a red shirt (or the other way around) and the colors didn't go very well together so we joked about it for a while and then she said: "well but don't you think that it looks a bit anti-soft?"
And without missing a beat (idk how I did this, but I was so proud of myself) I replied: "no, looks more like anti-fashion-sense to me"
It was so funny because I'm not really a person who has good comebacks and this one just came out of my mouth before *I* even know what I was gonna say lmao
kyutie: best comebacks
blackpink: how you like that
blackpink again: pretty savage
Blackpink intensifies
I'm good at making comebacks and excuses very quickly.
They may not be savage or good, but it's helped me in many situations where it's not good to hesitate
I was at a party with my new boyfriend and everyone was giving him a hard time, as people do. One drunk guy came up hoping I’d fall for the joke he was gonna drop, that would insinuate that my date had a small um, *lolly. He says “hey, do you know what a man with a 10” lolly eats for breakfast?” I just looked at my date, shrugged and said, “let’s see waffles, fried eggs, bacon, and black coffee if I remember correctly” drunk 🥴 dork just walked off, which made everyone break out in laughter. My date was so sweet, we had NOT had ahem, breakfast together, but he appreciated the quick save.
That was a truly spectacular save!
one time my brother was complaining about me being on my phone and my mum told me to get off because it "wasn't fair". i asked why it wasn't and she said "well, what's he on?". i said the first thing that came to my mind, "crack".
When you're early, you don't have comments to read 😩😭
Her comment about the professor reminded me so much of my high school maths teacher. Everyone has always said he's really scary and strict and mean and a lot of people are scared of him. Well I finished high school a few months ago and he ended up teaching me maths for the full 5 years (as well as like 15 other people then the other half of the class he had taught for 3 years). Anyway our last lesson ended up being with him and he had prepared a THREE PART SPEECH to tell us as well as made a cake for us all. He started crying by the second part and one of my classmates ended up reading the end. Definitely not as horrible as people act like he is.
When I saw the title I said to myself that I still have yet to have one of those
fun fact it take 15 face muscles to smile but it takes more to frown that’s why you should always smile and *be nice*
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That's all of us , fight me
Both of our names are R.P. I'm Rose Petunia and you're Rosie Petals and they're both flowers!
I remember years ago I used to watch your videos and they always made me laugh SO MUCH, but then I stopped using you tube for awhile, and when I started using it again I had kinda forgotten about them. Then I saw this video and was like "oh wow, she's still doing videos?" And after watching it I can definitely say that your videos are still as good as I remember. Keep up the great work!
THERS LIKE OVER 40 COMMETS AND LIKE 12 LIEKS?! >:(
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@@demoneyy5124 lol sorry 😂
Ay don’t correct them, they were just so mad they couldn’t press the right keys
Sparrow yea sometimes that happens
There can be more comments than likes, because some people comment multiple times
I was on a last minute study rush (i wanted to study again) before we had to enter the classroom and take the exam. This boy who is the 3rd top of the class laughed at me and said “the exam would be so easy” then he saw the look on my face and said “well in my case.” Out of a little anger, I said “so keep it to yourself.” Everyone literally cheered for me in the hall.
We did a roast challenge and someone called me a mistake....i told him to stop quoting his mom 😅
(I didn't mean to put 🙄)
Eye- ;-; thanks for the support ❤️👄❤️
👁️O👁️ that's alot of likes (also thanks for gammar correction, someone 🙃)
Ooof u go gurll
Ouch...put some cold water on that burn=)))Great comeback 100%
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Owwwww I can feel the damn pain here dudeeeee
My story of 6th grade ( I'm in 7th now ) :
There was this one girl who threw the things out of my pouch on the ground and said "I like doing this sorry"
And I took her bag and threw and the things everywhere and said "I like doing THIS too.." the whole class was like OOOOOOOOH-
I’ve literally never been this early and I really don’t know what to say
Lol when this happens to me I realize I take a long time and just give up on making a comment 😂
Just type a random thing and once you think of something funny, go back and edit it
Woah. I didn’t realize I was early until I saw this comment
Same
I’m kind of early but late too😐 Ellen posts when it’s like 1am in my country😶 it’s currently 2:08am here😶
11 months ago it was after school and a guy said im short and i said "seeds grow faster than flowers and so are u" he was running to his parents 😂