😏 J.D Vance wonders... Am I Gay?!

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  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 2 місяці тому +144

    Is JD Vance gay? Ask Mike Johnson. He'd know.

    • @gregnz1
      @gregnz1 2 місяці тому +23

      What will Mike do when Project 2025 makes porn illegal,

    • @deanevangelista6359
      @deanevangelista6359 2 місяці тому +18

      He’ll look at himself in the mirror and pretend it’s someone else, as he flogs his dolphin.

    • @barbarashea1975
      @barbarashea1975 2 місяці тому +6

      OMG I’ve thought the same thing. Thank you

    • @LaceFla-io4nb
      @LaceFla-io4nb 2 місяці тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @LaceFla-io4nb
      @LaceFla-io4nb 2 місяці тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏

  • @PennyWilson-w5c
    @PennyWilson-w5c 2 місяці тому +180

    I am an elderly Appalachian woman! My whole clan is voting for VP Harris! Vote Blue!

    • @carolinematusevich889
      @carolinematusevich889 2 місяці тому +5

      Thank you!

    • @alanluong1278
      @alanluong1278 2 місяці тому +4

      Thank you, your decision is appreciated, vote blue in November.

    • @xadam2dudex
      @xadam2dudex 2 місяці тому +3

      Thank them for everyone

    • @clonejones7955
      @clonejones7955 2 місяці тому +3

      As an elderly Canadian mountain woman I am so glad that you see that they have influenced people to vote against their own interests for decades.Respect♥️🇨🇦

    • @charlotteb.derrick5117
      @charlotteb.derrick5117 2 місяці тому +5

      THANK YOU LADIES! WE ARE NOT GOING BACK......

  • @DonnyGossett-nz8rp
    @DonnyGossett-nz8rp 2 місяці тому +55

    JD turned my couch gay.

    • @joejojo6
      @joejojo6 2 місяці тому

      Does that make it a homo sectional.

    • @rarearthman
      @rarearthman 2 місяці тому

      JD is a homosectional aka "Vivian Vance"

  • @jordant3740
    @jordant3740 2 місяці тому +75

    A guy changing his name several times is very suspicious

    • @C_mao
      @C_mao 2 місяці тому +2

      ikr

    • @MrSirlulzalot
      @MrSirlulzalot 2 місяці тому +3

      It often accompanies struggles and turmoil.

    • @elizabethlock6169
      @elizabethlock6169 2 місяці тому +5

      Trying to reinvent himself....but it begs the question....what is he hiding?

    • @roberthboyd6073
      @roberthboyd6073 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes true, definitely a weird guy.

    • @slimdude2011
      @slimdude2011 2 місяці тому

      Don't believe everything you hear or read. The internet is full of misinformation and lies. A person has to use common sense.

  • @michaelburke8957
    @michaelburke8957 2 місяці тому +76

    Please, NO! Gays have endured enough already.

    • @callen8908
      @callen8908 2 місяці тому +13

      Haha, well put! We don’t want him!

  • @phily-hu5pr
    @phily-hu5pr 2 місяці тому +66

    The reason why they didn't have drones flying around it will show the size of the crowd and then he couldn't exaggerate😂

  • @joejojo6
    @joejojo6 2 місяці тому +65

    Gay D Vance ? Vote BLUE 🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @reginacummings1736
      @reginacummings1736 2 місяці тому +1

      If he's questioning isn't that the Q part of the LGBTQ?

    • @sweeney60
      @sweeney60 2 місяці тому

      Gay D Vance would be a great drag name.

    • @Freerider93
      @Freerider93 2 місяці тому

      Omg 😂

  • @chucknappi6134
    @chucknappi6134 2 місяці тому +81

    I always thought Vance was gay.

    • @ghstbird3338
      @ghstbird3338 2 місяці тому +15

      Being a gay man, I also the feeling. There’s SOMETHING about him 👀🤔❓

    • @baldthanos4614
      @baldthanos4614 2 місяці тому +7

      I havent heard a peep from the Log Cabin Republicans🤔

    • @willgee7777
      @willgee7777 2 місяці тому +6

      Hell yeah that joker suspect

    • @colinmacey7015
      @colinmacey7015 2 місяці тому +2

      I’ve always thought Trump is a little camp,

    • @stonerrocky
      @stonerrocky 2 місяці тому

      @@baldthanos4614 What do they do in that log cabin anyway??

  • @vegaslady2023
    @vegaslady2023 2 місяці тому +39

    When he comes out I hope Trump looses his mind. Great show!!!

  • @terrym5023
    @terrym5023 2 місяці тому +16

    As a proud Gay man: WE DON'T WANT HIM!!!

  • @BrianP-bh1vo
    @BrianP-bh1vo 2 місяці тому +25

    I think Vance is a pitcher, not a catcher. Probably can be confirmed by Peter Thiel. Give him a call.

  • @thomasdeas1941
    @thomasdeas1941 2 місяці тому +30

    My couch is still a virgin.

  • @DaleIgou
    @DaleIgou 2 місяці тому +48

    Lindsey has a partner but nobody know who he is.

    • @deborahmulkey1627
      @deborahmulkey1627 2 місяці тому

      Check out young boy escorts I his area

    • @billzero7274
      @billzero7274 2 місяці тому +5

      Lady G still in the closet

    • @bishoptruth8182
      @bishoptruth8182 2 місяці тому +4

      It's not Tim Scott?

    • @kittyhazes5741
      @kittyhazes5741 2 місяці тому +2

      Lindsey fell in love around 2017, with an older man named Donald J Trump.

  • @toodlesoops7761
    @toodlesoops7761 2 місяці тому +48

    JD Underpants - priceless and so perfect

  • @mnn1265
    @mnn1265 2 місяці тому +37

    Yes! But in the closet for MAGA!

    • @kickazz999
      @kickazz999 2 місяці тому

      If Donna tRump asked fir a rim job
      Much obliged hee haw

  • @TennesseeRockMom
    @TennesseeRockMom 2 місяці тому +20

    Shady Vance

  • @Donna230
    @Donna230 2 місяці тому +12

    Liberate yourself, James.
    It's much better than trying to be something you are not.
    Don't try to own others, own yourself.

  • @chuckufarley5348
    @chuckufarley5348 2 місяці тому +38

    Trumps recent serch history.
    Can i fire JD vance
    How to hide JD vance
    Sharks
    Duricell
    Chains and cinder blocks

    • @joangravitz3280
      @joangravitz3280 2 місяці тому +5

      Hannibal lechter

    • @joangravitz3280
      @joangravitz3280 2 місяці тому +2

      Hannibal lechter

    • @C_mao
      @C_mao 2 місяці тому

      'How to beat Kamala'

    • @C_mao
      @C_mao 2 місяці тому

      Hannibal Lecturn

    • @PastryFan3016
      @PastryFan3016 2 місяці тому +2

      How to recognize cocaine addiction in your child.

  • @MarcellaB3lla
    @MarcellaB3lla 2 місяці тому +34

    He's actually sofasexual ...but hasn't come out yet.

    • @blairdanies8387
      @blairdanies8387 2 місяці тому +5

      If he comes to your town. Don't worry about your daughters, but please lock up your furniture.

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@raymondsmbb5794 He's a sectional predator.

    • @jackieraulerson2005
      @jackieraulerson2005 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josephr9930
      @josephr9930 2 місяці тому +4

      You will never think of a love seat the same way again.

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 2 місяці тому +3

      Transsectional

  • @margaritalikethedrink1041
    @margaritalikethedrink1041 2 місяці тому +19

    He’s definitely Peter Thiel boyfriend - what’s horrifying is that i asked siri how to spell his name and it gave me the word “pdf”… someone at Siri has a DARK sense of humor

  • @tedecker3792
    @tedecker3792 2 місяці тому +23

    If Kamala chooses Pete, J D will come out..

  • @blairdanies8387
    @blairdanies8387 2 місяці тому +6

    Now I understand why people have the plastic covers on their furniture 😂😂

  • @marvymarier8988
    @marvymarier8988 2 місяці тому +15

    Lets hear it for Grandma's !!
    Lol

  • @rolandomoreno104
    @rolandomoreno104 2 місяці тому +8

    Vote 🗳 Democratic across America 🇺🇸

  • @lisas8244
    @lisas8244 2 місяці тому +2

    Could JD Vance possibly be Peter Thiel's plaything?

  • @deanb4799
    @deanb4799 2 місяці тому +9

    J.D totally went through a "lot lizard" phase😂

  • @sheldonmarcotte8392
    @sheldonmarcotte8392 2 місяці тому +20

    Tim Curry was the actor and JD Vance Is the real life frank n furter

  • @sandrarobledo536
    @sandrarobledo536 2 місяці тому +8

    Maybe it’s Maybeline 😉 💄

  • @Philodoxx
    @Philodoxx 2 місяці тому +11

    jd "kneepads" vance

  • @The_vincepryor
    @The_vincepryor 2 місяці тому +4

    As a gay man with a 93% accurate gaydar. I assumed he was gay and he did what christians do. Project!!!
    But what do I know I think everyone is a little gay.🤔🫣🤭😎🤣

  • @sprig5173
    @sprig5173 2 місяці тому +8

    Why can't Junior just sit properly on his chair?

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 2 місяці тому +11

    That flag is sacred

  • @isabel99455
    @isabel99455 2 місяці тому +1

    His wife’s face …that is all

  • @czarekp3552
    @czarekp3552 2 місяці тому +11

    if you don't push back, it's not gay JD

    • @ghstbird3338
      @ghstbird3338 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought if you don’t swallow it ..???

    • @tommyudo3195
      @tommyudo3195 2 місяці тому

      No. The saying goes, "If you don't swallow, you're not gay."

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 2 місяці тому

      I've heard...
      "If the socks stay on it's not gay"
      "It's not gay as long as one foot stays on the floor."

  • @SuperVlerik
    @SuperVlerik 2 місяці тому +9

    Curious about the presumption that gay men hate women....WTF?

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, that is a little weird. What's the connection?

  • @jamesparks4893
    @jamesparks4893 2 місяці тому +6

    Thank you Hal! 💙🌊💯🙏🇺🇸

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 2 місяці тому +7

    Hal you are Genious😂He is. Truth is I think Puton is.

  • @Heavilymoderated
    @Heavilymoderated 2 місяці тому +6

    James Davenport Vance

  • @w.urlitzer1869
    @w.urlitzer1869 2 місяці тому +7

    Vance sets of my Gaydar.

  • @FRADAVE02
    @FRADAVE02 2 місяці тому +2

    Not just couches.............I'm sure that no pumpkin in the neighborhood was safe! 🤣

  • @french1956
    @french1956 2 місяці тому +5

    JD "Shady" Vance

  • @priceda521
    @priceda521 2 місяці тому +7

    With Hal…we are all first🤔

  • @DeabByDawn
    @DeabByDawn 2 місяці тому +5

    “Couch Conductor Vance”

  • @paulfletcher-yi2ji
    @paulfletcher-yi2ji 2 місяці тому +1

    I said donald DUCK 😂😂😂❤

  • @RebekahCurielAlessi
    @RebekahCurielAlessi 2 місяці тому +4

    Omg Hal this is prize winning humor! 🏆

  • @NunBiz-qc9bx
    @NunBiz-qc9bx 2 місяці тому +4

    I'm 34. My first crush was in fuckin kindergarten! KINDERGARTEN! when rightwingers say kids are confused & such, it makes me believe they are in fact gay themselves

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 2 місяці тому

      Ikr? I swear rightwingers are more concerned with gay men, gay sex, and anything gay than most actual gay men are.

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 2 місяці тому +10

    Exactly, Hal! As Shakespeare said,'"Thou dost protesteth too much."

  • @thomasnewman9501
    @thomasnewman9501 2 місяці тому +1

    Just Billies! Just great!

  • @elizabethlock6169
    @elizabethlock6169 2 місяці тому +2

    Changed his name from Donald, because Donald was a dumb name! Splitting my sides here! 😂😅

  • @SkipAd_Vegas
    @SkipAd_Vegas 2 місяці тому +3

    I wonder if his couch was gay, and did JD call it the next day?

  • @Independently_Minded
    @Independently_Minded 2 місяці тому +7

    Days ago, I commented on a number of other channels (without much traction) about the strange relationship between Vance and Peter Thiel, the billionaire. I find it strange that Thiel, and openly gay man, took Vance under his wing, got him several jobs (that Vance failed at), then poured millions into Vance's run for the senate. Why would a gay man invest so much into another man who is vehemently against homosexuality and gay rights? As my dad would say, "No sense it doesn't make." This is especially interesting given the fact that Vance believed he was gay as a child. It is not terribly outlandish in politics to learn that married politicians who are the most vocal against homosexuality are, in fact, as gay as they come. This is not to say there is anything wrong with homosexuality--it's the hypocrisy of it all that disturbs me.

    • @kissedbysun2517
      @kissedbysun2517 2 місяці тому +1

      Yup, I don't care if they are homosexual, it's the lying and lashing out that's disgusting

    • @MrSirlulzalot
      @MrSirlulzalot 2 місяці тому +1

      Like everything that I've learned about Vance to this point, it is essentially against my will, but I had no idea about that history regarding Thiel.

    • @crafthag6736
      @crafthag6736 2 місяці тому +1

      I worked with a prominent attorney back in the 1980’s. Not a day went by that he didn’t stand at his secretary’s desk loudly berating homosexuals. It was common knowledge that he was. He was married with children but everyone knew it was a sham. No one was upset because he was gay. We were disgusted with his hypocrisy and cruelty.

  • @friedalove1315
    @friedalove1315 2 місяці тому +4

    Two bottoms do not a top make, Hal. So, it will be a 'stalemate'.

  • @SkipAd_Vegas
    @SkipAd_Vegas 2 місяці тому +3

    "Temu Ellis from Diehard."

  • @kac2868
    @kac2868 2 місяці тому +3

    Is JD Vance GAY?? I really don't know what to call someone who had "RELATIONS" with a COUCH...WEIRD maybe..

  • @chrisrj9871
    @chrisrj9871 2 місяці тому +2

    There are so many more facets to male+male sexuality than just "GAY". There's also "bi-sexual" and "bi-curious" and even "pansexual". Sex is a spectrum. Let the colors glow; we can't be stuck at red forever!

  • @clintparsons3989
    @clintparsons3989 2 місяці тому +2

    If this isn’t a red flag that he was abused as a child, I don’t know what is.

  • @fresnobear63
    @fresnobear63 2 місяці тому

    The don't call him "Care Bear Vance" for nothing. 😆👍🏻

  • @yellowbird2157
    @yellowbird2157 2 місяці тому

    ♥️♥️♥️At. 2:39 Oh Hal - LOVE your expression when you say , “Ya know, Donald was a dumb name.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @baldthanos4614
    @baldthanos4614 2 місяці тому +7

    Hes not gay, hes happy and he knows it... 🤣😊

    • @Mar-g4l
      @Mar-g4l 2 місяці тому

      Gay literally means Happy. 🤣

  • @Aldark22405
    @Aldark22405 2 місяці тому +3

    "Temu Ellis" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @willgee7777
    @willgee7777 2 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂 homeboy done

  • @deenyc1049
    @deenyc1049 2 місяці тому +3

    He prefers couches.

  • @Nick-rq3ib
    @Nick-rq3ib 2 місяці тому +1

    Hi Hal it’s your buddy Nick

  • @MrSirlulzalot
    @MrSirlulzalot 2 місяці тому +1

    Vance has too much power 'now' to have struggles.
    Imagine what that could be like if he is the second most powerful person in the world.

  • @paulfletcher-yi2ji
    @paulfletcher-yi2ji 2 місяці тому

    I'll name my couch Billy from now on .
    .thanks for the fantasy JD 😂😂😂❤

  • @michaelriley1
    @michaelriley1 2 місяці тому +3

    Vote Blue

  • @gregnz1
    @gregnz1 2 місяці тому +8

    Projecting sexual identity onto a childhood may indicate some abuse?

  • @cpk313
    @cpk313 2 місяці тому +5

    JD is lost in the closet, better he stays in there.....

  • @markalanely
    @markalanely 2 місяці тому +2

    Never let Hal Sparks do this alone again!!! Oh gawd.

  • @joecountry8397
    @joecountry8397 2 місяці тому +4

    My friend says j.d .v. might be gay! He can pick out a queer 20yards away!! But hasn't known him long enough to truly know,yet.
    I 'll keep you updated!!😂
    Let's play a game!!❤

  • @rjcarter2904
    @rjcarter2904 2 місяці тому +3

    Great, Hal!

  • @nessie46
    @nessie46 2 місяці тому

    He's definitely visited some public park bathrooms.

  • @MudBuddy55
    @MudBuddy55 2 місяці тому +8

    Vance does look a little gay, although as Seinfeld would say, “there’s nothing really wrong with that”.

  • @Vann20F
    @Vann20F 2 місяці тому

    I like they way he put on that eye liner 😂😂😂

  • @bridgettekuhn654
    @bridgettekuhn654 2 місяці тому +5

    It's covering the swastika?

  • @kimberlymoyer1232
    @kimberlymoyer1232 2 місяці тому +1

    Emergency message to Mrs.Vance, if you need rescuing, blink twice.

  • @stevewise1656
    @stevewise1656 2 місяці тому +1

    Well, if you have to ask...very well maybe you are, JD. Wife is your beard.

  • @gatotenango
    @gatotenango 2 місяці тому

    love the KISS quote from God Gave Rock and Roll To You

  • @deanevangelista6359
    @deanevangelista6359 2 місяці тому +2

    VD Vance.

  • @paisleyjane14
    @paisleyjane14 2 місяці тому +3

    Hal. China insights or truths , can’t remember, the translation came through on JD’s name as Judy. I’m sure it was unintentional, but DAMN ! What a happy accident 🤣. Sounds fucking hilarious as the JD easily slides into Judy. Go forth and propagate away

  • @boembo6627
    @boembo6627 2 місяці тому +3

    He has a thing for male dolphins, does that make him gay? Couches are pretty neutral.

  • @BellaLune-ig8jp
    @BellaLune-ig8jp 2 місяці тому +2

    Hello everyone! I think he is now called a “hill william”😜😜

  • @jorgealonzo7972
    @jorgealonzo7972 2 місяці тому

    He should be Shady Vance !! 😅

  • @cynthiaedwards954
    @cynthiaedwards954 2 місяці тому +6

    Methinks he talks too much.

    • @roberthboyd6073
      @roberthboyd6073 2 місяці тому

      TMI 😂 Jay Dee stop running your mouth, people are getting to know who you really are.
      We weren’t born yesterday. Jay Dee we can see you. Do you know that we can hear you.?

  • @JamesMorgan-ne8qu
    @JamesMorgan-ne8qu 2 місяці тому

    His mom thought He was a couch potato.

  • @retiredoldguy9210
    @retiredoldguy9210 2 місяці тому +1

    Gotta love Don Jr. LOL

  • @Brooksidefishing
    @Brooksidefishing 2 місяці тому

    That explains why JP wears eyeliner.

  • @jameswilliams9655
    @jameswilliams9655 2 місяці тому +4

    I am looking forward to the day when you take that exceptional character into the world of politics Hal. Get it all out of your system before you throw that hat in the ring. President's age very quickly.

  • @JR-cj3jm
    @JR-cj3jm 2 місяці тому

    Mirror, mirror, mirror in the wall, who’s the biggest queens in the mall????

  • @davidmims6790
    @davidmims6790 2 місяці тому +1

    JD Vance Gay? We have enough Members and are not accepting anyone else!!

  • @yellowbird2157
    @yellowbird2157 2 місяці тому

    ❤🎉Sparks for VP🎉❤!!😁

  • @Mar-g4l
    @Mar-g4l 2 місяці тому

    He looks💯🏳️‍🌈 Just like George Santos too.

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 2 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThomasNuedling
    @ThomasNuedling 2 місяці тому +1

    I think he's hot, but I wouldn't vote for him. Anything else is open for discussion. 😛

  • @mochapoundcake
    @mochapoundcake 2 місяці тому +1

    Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay. But when almost every opportunity in your professional life has been opened by a rich and powerful gay man, do you really think that gay man would expect nothing in return? He may be gay but he’s just as creepy as other straight men in his position.

  • @friedalove1315
    @friedalove1315 2 місяці тому +2

    What are Fecus and Becky Sue naming the first-born?

  • @alexiswinter6948
    @alexiswinter6948 2 місяці тому

    Cynthia LaCroix is my favorite JD alias.

  • @georgeodajungle7082
    @georgeodajungle7082 2 місяці тому +1

    I caught the"King and I" reference. When I was a child my parents used to get a kick out of me cuz I loved when he said that in the movie.🤙👍

  • @GoGoWhoa64
    @GoGoWhoa64 2 місяці тому

    When I saw Vance my gay radar went ding ding ding ding ding.

  • @TheBerserker50
    @TheBerserker50 2 місяці тому

    love you brother and how you dont have hundreds of thousands of subs is beyond me! keep up the great work!