Comedian On Acid Gets His Vulnerable Brain Stem Wacked By Busty Crustacean

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  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +266

    Scientists hate this guy.

    • @john_hourihan
      @john_hourihan Рік тому +8

      Putin can’t stand him…

    • @benjamincjholmes
      @benjamincjholmes Рік тому

      @@john_hourihan The mainstream media something...

    • @ProSto7343
      @ProSto7343 Рік тому +6

      Never who what wise man!

    • @brianhannon
      @brianhannon 11 місяців тому

      Biden can’t triangulate his position cuz he’s the fastest guy in the room who gives a shit

    • @lucasmetzger
      @lucasmetzger 11 місяців тому

      Scientists hate this mf

  • @Vilified_Vagabond
    @Vilified_Vagabond 11 місяців тому +117

    “I don’t do drugs I just do Flonase and methadone. Clear sinuses, clear heart. Clear spiders” yalls drug induced riffs are hysterical

  • @renaminginprogress6903
    @renaminginprogress6903 Рік тому +94

    never what never who what wise man

  • @acidpoptart4270
    @acidpoptart4270 10 місяців тому +25

    That dude literally is about to have an aneurism by how much tension his brain is feeling from the humor lol. Must be an outlandish experience to be on stage at a comedy show, basically be the "script" for the comedian. Knowing that is what you are. Having conflicting moments in between.
    Props to him for keeping his chill and not breaking down in hysteria lol

  • @UndoingRuin08
    @UndoingRuin08 Рік тому +58

    mark my words - with your trajectory, barring any setbacks, if you continue to stay as productive and active in the industry, you will be a legend. I'm here for the ride man, keep it coming!

  • @daliasep
    @daliasep 11 місяців тому +39

    someone please protect this man’s small business

  • @lucacottle7333
    @lucacottle7333 7 місяців тому +3

    4:55 that guy that laughs when he says "its honestly not funny" 😂

  • @ArrBee1
    @ArrBee1 10 місяців тому +21

    Tough (or small) crowd with people chatting away. Comedic genius

  • @NonFiqShun
    @NonFiqShun 2 роки тому +64

    You’re funny as hell bro…seriously riff daddy keep riffin bro…riffy longstocking. Rowdy riffy piper. Ken Riffy Jr.

  • @DoctorHazy
    @DoctorHazy Рік тому +22

    "How am I supposed to protect my small business? You piece of shit!" 😆

  • @Chasing_Thoughts
    @Chasing_Thoughts Рік тому +16

    I so glad I found comedy crab man

  • @caseyessod
    @caseyessod 9 місяців тому +6

    Next Robin Williams. He even has acting chops.

  • @demonpigeon
    @demonpigeon 8 місяців тому +1

    This is the calmest instance that he's ever been observed at in his natural environment.
    Jah bless & luke warm regards

  • @just_a_turkey
    @just_a_turkey 4 місяці тому +1

    I can't get enough of Casey. I don't understand the people who don't "get it" because everything he says is naturally funny in a perfectly normal way. Literally, what's not to "get"? It's just straight up funny!

  • @s8nTheGawd
    @s8nTheGawd 10 місяців тому +12

    he's literally the fastest crab in the room though

    • @trippynicktv2985
      @trippynicktv2985 9 місяців тому

      who gives a shit dude, (throws harmonica)

  • @kurtsambles5409
    @kurtsambles5409 2 роки тому +14

    PUMKIN SET PUMKIN SET PUMKIN SET

  • @nolandeam9497
    @nolandeam9497 10 місяців тому +12

    This guy mastered his own tourettes

    • @WornDownSaint
      @WornDownSaint 10 місяців тому +2

      Wow. That makes perfect sense. He would have to be really energetic and talented to keep that act up.

    • @nolandeam9497
      @nolandeam9497 10 місяців тому +1

      @@WornDownSaint Im glad he realized he can be himself and didnt hide that side of him for nobody to see. what a blessing he is haha

  • @TheREZMobile
    @TheREZMobile 2 роки тому +9

    I think you need to get a tik tok and Instagram ad campaign going with good reels and put your link in bio to your UA-cam. You’ll start goin up. And get a spot on bad friends.

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 Рік тому +12

    fun af chaotic no prep just riffing with the boys vibes i love it dog 🙏

  • @Wild-Coma
    @Wild-Coma 9 місяців тому +3

    When your stage presence is godly! This one is very promising my friends

  • @BurpleBrink
    @BurpleBrink 15 днів тому

    “What do you think those sirens are about?”
    “What are you talking about?”
    So funny

  • @tylerdouglas480
    @tylerdouglas480 9 місяців тому +4

    Dude took powder lsd 1 gram of powder is 10000 standard doses so dipping a stick in some powder and licking it off is a good amount

  • @tonydarko67
    @tonydarko67 10 місяців тому +11

    5 words for you
    Never 👍🏻made ✌🏻it 🤟🏻as a wiseman 🖐🏻

    • @PowuhToSeven
      @PowuhToSeven 7 місяців тому +1

      Neva what, Neva who, what, Wiseman.

  • @organicwins91
    @organicwins91 Рік тому +6

    omg too many funny phrases/random lines. Love it

  • @Tobikoyum7
    @Tobikoyum7 9 місяців тому

    The fact that he can even remember how to speak english out of his mouth is a Christmas miracle.

  • @HigherFrequency
    @HigherFrequency 9 місяців тому +1

    Riff Lord, I salute you🫡💛

  • @aaronwilson863
    @aaronwilson863 Рік тому +7

    Fastest guy in the room

  • @GrayFrogg
    @GrayFrogg 8 місяців тому +2

    The last couple minutes are amazing. The crowd is trying to figure out if you were just being silly and nonsensical or legitimately insane. Talking about the real-life implications of turning into a pumpkin. If they didn't get you after that, they don't deserve to laugh.

    • @dd_clipz
      @dd_clipz 6 місяців тому

      Its not that serious bro lol.

    • @GrayFrogg
      @GrayFrogg 6 місяців тому

      @@dd_clipz ?

  • @thestonedandstripped
    @thestonedandstripped 10 місяців тому +3

    Heaven let yiur light shine down

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m a big former current drug user and I can literally feel the discomfort in the acid guys head right now. What a hellish place to do acid.. with hundreds of people literally paying to judge you and approve of you. Worst possible place to do acid gaha

    • @benhurley7366
      @benhurley7366 Місяць тому

      yeh he went with it really well

    • @will-qw4ep
      @will-qw4ep 3 дні тому

      There's probably 20 or 30 people in this room max

    • @Robisquick
      @Robisquick 3 дні тому

      @@will-qw4ep Not the crux of the point. So you're engaging in pedantry. It's pretty easy to surmise it's not hundreds of people. But doesn't at all diminish the point. Even if it's 10-50 the point remains perfectly consistent.

  • @PizzaSIut
    @PizzaSIut 8 місяців тому

    this crustacean can't be stopped, he's too funny

  • @clydeclark616
    @clydeclark616 10 місяців тому +1

    learned about you from kill tony. You are a force man...impressive stuff

  • @z1z2z3z
    @z1z2z3z Рік тому +3

    Snip snap, keep it crabby brother 👍

  • @anonymoushippopotamus3862
    @anonymoushippopotamus3862 Рік тому +5

    It's Michael Chiesa on acid.

  • @aarrkellz3766
    @aarrkellz3766 11 місяців тому +2

    is that a GZA shirt?

  • @samlevy3181
    @samlevy3181 Рік тому +2

    I need a worm report brotha

  • @BoE420
    @BoE420 Рік тому +6

    I feel like Casey seen this dude tripping and was like welcome to my world biiiiitch 😂 even though he’s sober this mf is a perma trip 😂😜💜

  • @TheJakeboyd
    @TheJakeboyd Рік тому +4

    How am I supposed to protect my business

  • @TheMorg101
    @TheMorg101 9 місяців тому +1

    i have so much testosterone my girlfriend is growing a mustache

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 Рік тому +3

    Riff Van Winkle.
    Riffaluffagus.
    Riff Tater And The Tots.
    Riff-a-liff-a-ding-dong.
    Riffalodeon.
    Riff and Morty lost in the Great Riff.
    Riff Dodgers In The 21st And A Half Century.
    Karl Riffington.
    Brad Riff.
    Fountains Of Riff.
    Riffalicious.
    The Riffsons.
    Riff Rocker, the Show Stopper Droppin Pop Rocks with John Popper.

    • @kingumm41
      @kingumm41 Рік тому +2

      Riffaroni
      King Riff
      Riff Raff
      Spaghetti and Riffballs

    • @lexg1455
      @lexg1455 7 місяців тому +1

      King Riff starring John Goodman

    • @PowuhToSeven
      @PowuhToSeven 7 місяців тому +1

      The boy who Riffed

  • @RatFabTacoma
    @RatFabTacoma 2 роки тому +4

    my favorite crab

  • @QCS_AdamCole
    @QCS_AdamCole Рік тому +2

    Release the files

  • @Smiley-187
    @Smiley-187 6 місяців тому

    The worlds sleeping on this guy super funny 😂

  • @ewaldsteven
    @ewaldsteven 10 місяців тому +1

    I read this as "busty young crub" and am disappointed to see it's just my medically dry eyes again... any chance you can change it?

  • @Dino_Medici
    @Dino_Medici Рік тому +2

    Oh shit the cricket guy. FIIIIIRE PAPI

  • @DedicatedSpirit8
    @DedicatedSpirit8 2 роки тому +4

    Anybody got a cigarette?
    Send me some.

  • @brycee0
    @brycee0 10 місяців тому +1

    Dawg this is some shit is fucking hilarious ifykyk type shit 😂😂 me and my friends would do this off pure Molly and it’s so fucking funny

  • @Daniel_Z13-c9g
    @Daniel_Z13-c9g 29 днів тому

    How the hell did the woman who talked throughout the whole of every single movie I went to end up at a Casey Rocket comedy riff?

  • @dylanmiley5642
    @dylanmiley5642 Рік тому +3

    Not a big pumpkin crowd

  • @baalgaang1925
    @baalgaang1925 10 місяців тому +1

    Pelosi is gonna hate this

  • @ChaseFournier-q9m
    @ChaseFournier-q9m 8 місяців тому

    Riffmaster Dr. Octagon PHD

  • @willowloe6917
    @willowloe6917 6 місяців тому

    In Huff We Trust 😂

  • @joeycrawford2475
    @joeycrawford2475 8 місяців тому

    Got me watching Babys Day Out

  • @andrewsock1608
    @andrewsock1608 9 місяців тому

    That pacing is pure cheese

  • @tommylee9339
    @tommylee9339 8 місяців тому

    "In Huff We Trust."

  • @fr0zdify
    @fr0zdify Рік тому +3

    get some shorts and tiks going my guy learn the way

  • @Unpulumpa
    @Unpulumpa 9 місяців тому

    Man powder LSD is a fucking RIDE if he actually ate some of that

  • @Darwinsbirdism
    @Darwinsbirdism 5 місяців тому

  • @darthtrabia
    @darthtrabia 9 місяців тому

    I’m officially old. Found myself judging them

  • @mazabu
    @mazabu 9 місяців тому +1

    Casey rocket to the moon ❤️

  • @raggedlionpress2024
    @raggedlionpress2024 Рік тому

    Genius!

  • @roscoe4092
    @roscoe4092 2 роки тому +1

    It’s da kraaab

  • @willunderhill4673
    @willunderhill4673 2 роки тому +4

    So funny 🤣🤣

  • @Ghoolio
    @Ghoolio 9 місяців тому

    Perfect

  • @assassinationman999
    @assassinationman999 2 роки тому +1

    i love you. do you love me back mr rocket

  • @gerneticut
    @gerneticut 3 роки тому +1

    Gold

  • @Budsport_TV
    @Budsport_TV 10 місяців тому +1

    Casey Rocket gonna have a hard time taking off soon if he keeps blowing up in weight like he does. I don’t know if he’ll have enough thrust to riff himself into space. Might just have to crab walk off stage right

  • @narutowindel
    @narutowindel 10 місяців тому

    Favorite goblin movie?
    Terminator 2
    Think about it
    2024 Diogenes is smashing pumpkins

  • @kylejohnson5225
    @kylejohnson5225 Рік тому

    The left is furious

  • @josephskeie
    @josephskeie Рік тому +1

    Riffy mcRiffington

  • @TikTokLiveleak
    @TikTokLiveleak 10 місяців тому

    That shirt is tipping me out

  • @natalia-grace
    @natalia-grace 9 місяців тому +2

    Comedy ?

  • @stonewallsquad3343
    @stonewallsquad3343 9 місяців тому +1

    No disrespect but I just don't get it man. It's not like he's not funny at times, but how does someone show up to a show just for this?

    • @Ollen1982
      @Ollen1982 9 місяців тому

      To be entertained…

    • @commasandkarma
      @commasandkarma 6 місяців тому

      These long sets are hilarious, you're trippin'.

  • @ZOROASTED
    @ZOROASTED 11 місяців тому +1

    Hi, imagine Casey with hair conditioner. Thanks, you're welcome.

  • @lucashaywardmusic578
    @lucashaywardmusic578 10 місяців тому

    Stand up is often pretty funny, but Casey isn't really a standup comic. He is an unabashed Laughter faucet just out here dousing our brains. I haven't laughed that hard at Standup EVER.

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 11 місяців тому

    Crystal lsd, a dab will do ya!

    • @KootsD
      @KootsD 11 місяців тому +1

      is that a thing? I've only ever seen paper or liquid.

    • @jbayley6963
      @jbayley6963 10 місяців тому +1

      @@KootsD if you've ever been near Crystal LSD you'll feel the power from it. Buzzes like a stalker anomaly type sheeeet

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 9 місяців тому

      ​@@KootsDBasically, no. This person wanted to sound cool. You'll find tabs and geltabs of acid that were made or it comes in liquid form. You basically never, ever see crystals. It's active in a microdosage form and is a strong psychedelic. Using crystal form is just asking for trouble.

  • @ratpuffshow7650
    @ratpuffshow7650 9 місяців тому +2

    Ehhhh

  • @ElVaquero19
    @ElVaquero19 11 місяців тому

    The Left is furious!

  • @ll-OnlyXans-ll
    @ll-OnlyXans-ll 10 місяців тому

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

  • @evanhuslage5930
    @evanhuslage5930 8 місяців тому

    I AM A CAGIEST

  • @AlfredJay-x1s
    @AlfredJay-x1s 2 місяці тому

    Torphy Heights

  • @LoisPrice-k4y
    @LoisPrice-k4y 2 місяці тому

    Osinski Station

  • @bradfordeffingleigh96669
    @bradfordeffingleigh96669 10 місяців тому

    That’s some weak acid

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 9 місяців тому

      It's a comedy show haha. Was probably a joke, I highly doubt he's on some cid.

  • @Aviator_54
    @Aviator_54 6 місяців тому

    Sorry Putin, he’s a Gemini.

  • @getschwifty6156
    @getschwifty6156 Рік тому +3

    I never knew richard simmons son could be so funny!

  • @Zenfye
    @Zenfye Рік тому

    Let’s get serious

  • @daltonnewquist2962
    @daltonnewquist2962 2 роки тому +1

    Funny shit

  • @SARASUKSMYKOK
    @SARASUKSMYKOK 10 місяців тому

    GHEY

  • @saveriopulsinelli2217
    @saveriopulsinelli2217 9 місяців тому

    In a padded room and he just thinks he’s doing comedy “ Facts

  • @aliely5587
    @aliely5587 9 місяців тому

    Cant even hear what hes saying

  • @12lilacbushes
    @12lilacbushes 8 місяців тому

    I know He thinks it's funny..but no one knows cuz its in his own head!!! I have seen Him on Joe rogan...and well I guess its not my thing

  • @ross49452
    @ross49452 Рік тому +1

    Yeah right u ate lsd powder

    • @baalgaang1925
      @baalgaang1925 10 місяців тому +1

      Some ppl just put a few drops in fun dip baggies and mix it up. Hence the putting a stick in the bag

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 9 місяців тому

      ​@@baalgaang1925Yeah, which would be liquid and not powder. LSD in other forms like powder is rarely ever seen.

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma7346 10 місяців тому

    if u leave a good shit in the toilet for long enoughi it becomes a diamond, and that is how i feel about your career ,Casey

  • @randygreen6652
    @randygreen6652 10 місяців тому

    When is the funny part?

  • @hammbass6879
    @hammbass6879 Рік тому +2

    "Flonase and Methadone" Hah Get'em Crab.

  • @BirdiePierce
    @BirdiePierce 10 місяців тому

    when yer brain feels so small, if you projected it like a filmstrip from gradeschool onto the edge of a razor blade - it seems like a freight train speeding down a four lane highway into a field of green and hair like stimuli ... and then there's a seed .. and water is on the way .. before sprouting to reform said brain so you can finish yesterdays thought .. all spills away into a puddle mirror image of yesterdays unfinished thoughts .. again and again. 😶