Saving Your Disaster Campaigns - Kingdom of Jerusalem - Deus Didn't Vult

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  • @vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    @vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 6 років тому +1791

    >"Our faction leader died, but he wasn't that special anyway"
    >Doubled bodyguard, maximum authority, maximum chivalry, near max command, amazing retinue
    >"n o t t h a t s p e c i a l"

    • @OblivionKisame
      @OblivionKisame 6 років тому +116

      The Internet well this is LegendofTotalWar we are talking about lol

    • @soos1885
      @soos1885 5 років тому +52

      16:00 WOLOLOOO

    • @gorgefood9867
      @gorgefood9867 5 років тому +91

      This is Legend. He prefers generals with dread to decrease enemy morale and make them rout faster.

    • @maxmagnus777
      @maxmagnus777 5 років тому +8

      dread was -1 ?

    • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
      @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 3 роки тому +29

      He had minimum authority, basically meaning if he ever improved he’d get worse and the kingdom would break down.
      I like to think of it as basically being an idiot savant rather than the game not knowing how to count.

  • @RomanBV
    @RomanBV 6 років тому +2222

    I think 5% of this video was watching priests leave Banyas

    • @bubblegumfacebabe
      @bubblegumfacebabe 6 років тому +72

      i jaw dropped lol

    • @LegendofTotalWar
      @LegendofTotalWar  6 років тому +292

      @Evgenii Semenov i was pressing space bar. it wasnt working.15:00 you can clearly hear me press the space bar.

    • @auto27user
      @auto27user 6 років тому +145

      @@LegendofTotalWar i believe this is why shogun 2 started the hard cap on agents

    • @closeriusfildius9634
      @closeriusfildius9634 6 років тому +18

      could you say they were walking like egyptians?

    • @Dornan77802
      @Dornan77802 5 років тому +10

      Lol, that is so broken. I've never seen this kind of ridiculousness either. I think the closest I've ever seen to this Banyas incident was a settlement that had a bunch of merchants and diplomats in it.

  • @unifieddynasty
    @unifieddynasty 5 років тому +618

    >King singlehandedly leads a last stand ragtag exodus out of Acre and conquers most of Syria with the enlightened use of gunpowder defenses
    >King gets assassinated
    >"ehh, he wasn't that special anyway"

  • @sebastianlarsson2566
    @sebastianlarsson2566 6 років тому +1075

    The priest part made me die of laughter.

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 6 років тому +106

      jihadian rapsody.

    • @KamikazKid
      @KamikazKid 6 років тому +137

      it was like twenty clowns coming out of an itty bitty clown car.

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 5 років тому +24

      @@austinmontgomery117 14:46

  • @PsychoticSpartan
    @PsychoticSpartan 6 років тому +618

    Sees 12 doom stacks
    "It's time to attack!"

    • @krishurlburt7375
      @krishurlburt7375 5 років тому +28

      Merica, fuck yeah!

    • @JohnSmith-fc7mp
      @JohnSmith-fc7mp 11 місяців тому +6

      "Men, we are surrounded by the enemy. We have the greatest opportunity ever presented an army. We can attack in any direction."

  • @mormegil231
    @mormegil231 6 років тому +499

    Holy shit...I almost choked on my drink the moment i saw the first frame...Talking about a crisis situation...
    Also the cut to the dead army in the siege had me on the floor.

  • @KoylTrane
    @KoylTrane 6 років тому +479

    MY LORD, MY LORD, T-POSING PRIESTS HAVE BESIEGED THE CITY

  • @pouritenne8996
    @pouritenne8996 5 років тому +98

    «stuck defending acre for fifty turns and not attacking»
    the history repeats itself

  • @warc8us
    @warc8us 4 роки тому +67

    This guys impatience - "C'mon hurry up!" combined with the priests painfully slow walk backwards was hilarious. Got a good laugh out of that one.

  • @Inko_Inko
    @Inko_Inko 6 років тому +377

    16:40 the 12 Egyptian disciples dancing out of Banyas

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 6 років тому +51

      jihadian rapsody.

    • @sosig6445
      @sosig6445 5 років тому +1

      the 12 T-posing priests of Banyas XD

  • @toeftermarius9329
    @toeftermarius9329 6 років тому +129

    "We are eating their arse" -Legend 2019

  • @harrysmith1711
    @harrysmith1711 6 років тому +155

    The kings name, 'Francis the Mad', is very appropriate to the situation
    Edit - oh, so NOW he's chivalrous!

    • @worsethanjoerogan8061
      @worsethanjoerogan8061 6 років тому +11

      Reminds me of French king Charles the Mad, alternatively known as Charles the Good. So good he ran around his palace naked and would randomly kill his own knights without warning

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 5 років тому +7

      A insane but chivalrous noble? Could king Francis the Mad be a discount don quixote?

  • @crusaderxt122
    @crusaderxt122 6 років тому +160

    Just saying never played anything past total war shogun 2 but due to this youtuber have now branched out to some fantastic games in this series, but I do know I might end up sending my disasters to you. Cheers!

  • @megacdrw
    @megacdrw 5 років тому +26

    My memory of playing the Crusades campaign was chasing horse archers around the desert until my eyes were bleeding from the sand glare

  • @dakotashatswell1257
    @dakotashatswell1257 5 років тому +66

    Dude's over here fixing literal worst of the worst case scenario campaigns and I can't even beat a campaign normally 😂😂

  • @yoji-_
    @yoji-_ 5 років тому +39

    Banyas translates to "Imam clown car".

  • @greymagic857
    @greymagic857 5 років тому +27

    >Retreats asap
    Loses one man.
    Dammnit Jim,Don't fatally trip while running.

  • @xfearedx834
    @xfearedx834 6 років тому +32

    In my almost 10 years of playing total war, I never once thought of Sally out with cannon towers and just sitting there... You sir are a legend

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses6359 6 років тому +281

    It's so weird to hear you pronounce Banyas, a city that is literally just 20 km away from me

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 6 років тому +64

      now we know (potentially) where you live by making a circle around banyas with a radius of 20 km

    • @yurgensoomerik2868
      @yurgensoomerik2868 6 років тому +22

      @@totalwartimelapses6359 is it legal to watch youtube in Islamic state?

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 6 років тому +44

      Jableh is 200 km away from Banyas. there's a Baniyas that is 20 km away but that's not the Banyas in-game, the Banyas in-game is a now dead city closer to Acre and is in the golan heights at 33°14′55″N 35°41′40″E

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 6 років тому +58

      @@yurgensoomerik2868
      Syria is not an Islamic state by any definition except maybe having a muslim majority

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 6 років тому +37

      @@khorps4756
      Ah I actually didn't know that, indeed the Banyas that is close to me is a relatively small and insignificant city

  • @12345678924439
    @12345678924439 6 років тому +126

    How many priests can fit in a clown city?

    • @Just_som_Ottur
      @Just_som_Ottur 5 років тому +1

      Apparently more Mexicans than what it takes to change a lightbulb

  • @Omnipotentmonkey
    @Omnipotentmonkey 5 років тому +56

    The City of Banyas was well noted for its 500% Muslim population.... somehow.

  • @GRaudya
    @GRaudya 6 років тому +59

    I feel like becoming that Egyptian General at 1:09:05 when I'm trying to do some Legend miracle win strat

  • @zacharyamos6139
    @zacharyamos6139 4 роки тому +22

    I genuinely laughed out loud at the “Deus didn’t vult” lmao

  • @shadoze97
    @shadoze97 6 років тому +89

    Lmao the amount of priests inside of Banyas is crazy

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 років тому +11

      I will not waste words on you, infidel!

    • @sciencebreivik
      @sciencebreivik 5 років тому +6

      @@s871-c1q "away with you, infidel!"

  • @sethcoleman2906
    @sethcoleman2906 5 років тому +112

    16:11 the little boy population must be traumatized in Banyas.

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. 4 роки тому +13

      Nah they were leaving for the lack of them.

    • @Lala-ox6if
      @Lala-ox6if 4 роки тому +4

      @@WellWisdom. lmao

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 4 роки тому +2

      but those are imams not catholic priests

    • @user-sx6rm9uu7q
      @user-sx6rm9uu7q 3 роки тому +5

      @@_--Reaper--_ imams do double amount of boys buddy

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-sx6rm9uu7q is that so?

  • @jeghaterdegforfaen
    @jeghaterdegforfaen 6 років тому +49

    I think the Crusades campaign is incredibly fun. If you play as Jerusalem and manage to cripple/destroy the Egyptians early on, you basically have free access to the Nile delta.

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 4 роки тому +2

      The Nile river is a powerhouse in most of the TWs especially Rome 1. I always start there to roll up Egypt and the rest of the Middle East.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +6

      @@TealWolf26 thats because of its fertile and rich soil making it prime real-estate some crusades even targeted it with a few nearly succeeding.

  • @Bingbangboompowwham
    @Bingbangboompowwham 4 роки тому +11

    "if you go to minus one authority, it goes to 10"
    Civ 3 had the same issue with Ghandi's obsessively nuclear ideas of a late game

  • @StickyBuns1390
    @StickyBuns1390 6 років тому +28

    Apparently he had a doomstack of priest in there as well.

  • @cccpredarmy
    @cccpredarmy 6 років тому +20

    When you're certain to abandon a settlement or you can't sustain normal order in it just cramp up taxes to "very high" to get those last florins for the next turn.
    Also i think disbanding the last unit in the settlement is not a good option. At least when the eney besieges it you can still get some dmg to the enemy if you activate towers and then run back to the box to give battle-to-the-last-man. You can still manage to hurt the enemy at least a little.

    • @Mikko088
      @Mikko088 5 років тому +3

      Yep. That would have been my go to strategy as well. Turn up the trouble for the Egyptians. Also always thought that the higher tax rate would produce a stronger rebellion, but I have no idea if that is even true or not.

  • @DG9-q6f
    @DG9-q6f 6 років тому +63

    No better way for you to add to Christmas mood than to perform a little Christmas miracle. (Writing from a country that prefers to celebrate Christmas per Julian calendar, placing it at January 7.)

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 6 років тому +6

      i wonder if there's a country that likes to celebrate Christmas by the Islamic calendar, that'd be cool

  • @alexwalker455
    @alexwalker455 6 років тому +80

    The dude cheated to get you to do the campaign. The black peasant means he spawned troops unavailable to that country by using consul commands. Do you see how those same Manganols appear as white troops on the battlefield? That is because their texture doesn't load in if the country doesn't have access to that unit type.

    • @alexwalker455
      @alexwalker455 6 років тому +42

      It's pretty likely that he spawned soldiers into the Egyptian cities and let them work their way up, the rest were likely native to Egypt so they had not texture problems.

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 6 років тому +32

      @@alexwalker455 Alas, I reckon this is a fun campaign none the less, certainly, a more genuine approach to campaign disaster generation would be preferable, but then not all gamer have too much time to spare.

    • @nomooon
      @nomooon 5 років тому +2

      this is what i thought after seeing 21:40 38 units in pool....

  • @TheLayZBones
    @TheLayZBones 5 років тому +4

    listening to this in the background as legend says "I dont need this, we dont need this" with added sound effects is honestly gold

  • @Drake77Warlord
    @Drake77Warlord 6 років тому +49

    I'm just curious, is there a save file which you didn't. Don't get me wrong, you are amazing and overwhelming TW player, but did someone sent impossible save which defeated you ?

  • @DIY_Miracle
    @DIY_Miracle 6 років тому +28

    "We strongly insist you convert to Islam."

  • @divyankmukherjee3652
    @divyankmukherjee3652 4 роки тому +4

    How bored are you in the lockdown?
    Me: I watched Egyptian priests get out of a town for 5

  • @sleepshouter5017
    @sleepshouter5017 6 років тому +2

    13:25 “It’s very important that we capture the settlement during the end turn, not the next turn because we coul- Fucking Hell!”

  • @Beerzini3886
    @Beerzini3886 6 років тому +4

    Just FYI but at 1:25:45 the graphs tell you you are around turn 113 but in reality you are at 128. This happens very often. Next turn you will see the graphs at turn 128. That's why you can't see any progress.

  • @oscaranims3437
    @oscaranims3437 6 років тому +1

    Legend is one of the only channels that I actually enjoy watching campaigns on.

  • @coledavis9065
    @coledavis9065 Рік тому +2

    Pick the hill you want to die on, is such a British thing to say, and i love it.

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. 6 років тому +10

    Legen just cracked open the Iman clone facility of Banyas... and then Damascus hahaha

  • @geluflorinungureanu4245
    @geluflorinungureanu4245 5 років тому +5

    I think te most important part of Templar strategy when playing with Crusaders is to constantly put pressure on the Egyptians from the very beginning and push them back, eventually capture their main cities, Cairo and Alexandria, using the advantage of better armies and wonderful commanders, otherwise one would expect getting in this kind of trouble over and over again.

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses6359 6 років тому +13

    I legit got a "smash that exit to desktop button" headache just by seeing how bad this disaster

  • @snowisthebestweather
    @snowisthebestweather 6 років тому +10

    1:02:22 6000 units of Frankish Axemen. That would be insane.

  • @crownedpleb9747
    @crownedpleb9747 6 років тому +13

    By The Lord I'll turn off adblock for this

  • @yidingliu8663
    @yidingliu8663 4 роки тому +2

    A thousand armies marching onto the city, and the campaign is still saved.
    true legend.

  • @blazodeolireta
    @blazodeolireta 6 років тому +77

    Full Latin: " Deus non vult".

    • @cristianstan4838
      @cristianstan4838 6 років тому +2

      Pula pula pula

    • @AnExcellentChef
      @AnExcellentChef 6 років тому +21

      Or act. ind. perfect 3rd. person singular "Deus non voluit", because "didn't" is in past tense.

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 6 років тому +4

      @@AnExcellentChef you're quite right. Should I correct my previous comment?

    • @AnExcellentChef
      @AnExcellentChef 6 років тому +20

      @@blazodeolireta Nah. I just saw an opportunity to flex on the internet, no serious business :D

    • @colinscherer7212
      @colinscherer7212 6 років тому +7

      @@blazodeolireta damn you Latin speakers are so polite!

  • @ycart_tech6726
    @ycart_tech6726 5 років тому +6

    Imagine entering battle against a single 1 man unit and getting "The enemy has lost half their force".

    • @williamslater-vf5ym
      @williamslater-vf5ym Рік тому +1

      Yeah that tends to happen when you just stand in cannon range and do nothing.

  • @darthimperius2865
    @darthimperius2865 6 років тому +154

    How do you lose to sand people i mean ho.... holy mother of Deus vult that's alot of sand people

    • @abdmzn
      @abdmzn 6 років тому +22

      Well crusaders lost twice to sand people irl.

    • @KamikazKid
      @KamikazKid 6 років тому +35

      @@abdmzn of course they did, sand people startle easily, but they'll be back and in greater numbers.

    • @abdmzn
      @abdmzn 6 років тому +9

      @@KamikazKid Well, they certainly don't startle as fast a the Byzantine and Sassanid Empires when they lost against the Arabs.

    • @micunterman9932
      @micunterman9932 5 років тому +3

      @@abdmzn lad you clearly did not get the reference

    • @lonanderson5740
      @lonanderson5740 4 роки тому

      Did you see the blast points on those walls too accurate for sand people

  • @shoretrooper74
    @shoretrooper74 5 років тому +3

    16:21 you know when there’s a clown car and like 10 clowns come out of it that’s what it was like seeing all of those priests coming out of that settlement. Just a priest clown car.

  • @viperswhip
    @viperswhip 8 місяців тому +1

    At 1:09 all the time in history cavalry overextended chasing an enemy they thought were routing or something.

  • @Omar-kw5ui
    @Omar-kw5ui 4 роки тому +3

    I beat this game on the hardest difficulty with Egypt using exclusively cav units and infantry when taking cities. The AI kept recruiting bigger and bigger infantry based armies but all I had to do was get them to run after firing on them with mounted arrows - make them exhausted then charge them repeatedly until the rout.

  • @3rdrate266
    @3rdrate266 5 років тому +6

    but yes ofcourse, templars gunners i remember them being crucial in the crusades same as those mg42 legionnaires u had in the thumbnail of that video about histrorical accuracy in TW games yes

  • @AmanShah187
    @AmanShah187 6 років тому +2

    Omg so glad this somehow popped into my recommended. Forgot how awesome medieval 2 was, still on par with Rome 2 and atilla. This made me crave it again and after 30 min of digging through a crate of old Cds I finally remembered that steam is a thing rofl. Just started up a fresh Turk campaign on the classic map. Three kingdoms looks to be amazing but I rele hope for a Medieval 3 afterwards. Only this time the map should extend south to Mali and Ethiopia and east atleast up to Delhi or Bangladesh. The steppe can for the most part very left out or cut off around Samarkand as that was a crucial and central city to the history. either way this was masterful campaign gameplay man well done never thought you could dig yourself out of that precarious start position. Keep up the good work you got a new sub

    • @AmanShah187
      @AmanShah187 6 років тому

      If anyone can remember the mod that had the map cover India into Delhi and Bangladesh extending west up to anatolia and south west up to northern Egypt I'd appreciate someone naming it for me thanks

  • @vinodvarghese78
    @vinodvarghese78 6 років тому

    It's been ages since I last played this game. Brings back memories. Thanks for uploading it and subscribed your channel. Look forward to seeing more from you. Cheers!

  • @CentreSwift
    @CentreSwift 6 років тому +5

    When I try to use spears/archers against the Mongols they just charge into the infantry and route everything. With Russia I used mostly heavy horse archers clumped together against the Tims which worked wonders when the elephants weren't there, so I guess that would crush the Mongols as well.

  • @randomrabbit8748
    @randomrabbit8748 5 років тому +2

    By the way, med 2 has a bug when it comes to giving the promised level of experience to units. The only way to get the experience (as far as I know) is to train the units as the very last thing you do before ending your turn (although building doesn't seem to interfere, apparently, but moving troops certainly does). If units take several turns to build, you have to retrain them (again, as the very last thing you'll do before ending the turn). It took me forever to figure this out (it was mentioned in a video by Arachir Galudirithon, actually).

    • @moanguspickard249
      @moanguspickard249 5 років тому

      Can you elaborate? What training exp? Isnt exp gained from battles

    • @randomrabbit8748
      @randomrabbit8748 5 років тому

      @@moanguspickard249 Sorry, I didn't see your comment until now... You can get experience chevrons from certain buildings, but for some reason the experience is not gained if you do anything between recruiting the units and ending the turn. And for units needing several turns to be recruiting, you always have to retrain them (as the last thing you do this turn) to get the experience, and it has to be in a settlement with buildings granting experience (unless some building give a global bonus to experience).

  • @nateflynn7378
    @nateflynn7378 4 роки тому +2

    I find it ironic that it’s historically accurate how the crusaders last city was acre

  • @begusmegus6628
    @begusmegus6628 11 місяців тому +1

    Honestly I was surprised you didn't take the opportunity to make a couple of Assassins considering you had so many Imams for them to practice on in the area.

  • @laoscuridad9275
    @laoscuridad9275 6 років тому +2

    God this thing doesn't get old....I really love this series

  • @JacobScott0000
    @JacobScott0000 4 роки тому

    really good effort, mate. It being such a challange makes it so entertaining.

  • @rep1600
    @rep1600 6 років тому +4

    With every priest leaving Banyas I laughed a little bit harder.

  • @brianvalero6272
    @brianvalero6272 5 років тому +5

    "By the grace of God!" And by the grace of Cannon towers.......

  • @MontyRL
    @MontyRL 3 роки тому +1

    When he said "what the hell" to those peasant units, I lol'ed so hard.

  • @MarvinT0606
    @MarvinT0606 4 роки тому +1

    38:39
    "They're surrounded by enemies"
    No, they're surrounded with opportunities (in one of the richest regions in the game). HRE is a pushover early in the campaign and you've got top-notch militia units to abuse.

  • @Alex-nq9mw
    @Alex-nq9mw 6 років тому +3

    "This is so fuuuuucked" I've never heard something that reminds me of Legend at the start of any video 😂

  • @tinchosabala
    @tinchosabala 5 років тому +2

    That moment in which you go to the crusade but God oversleeps...

  • @jkazi122
    @jkazi122 5 років тому +2

    Holy shit that first battle was agonizing chasing those horse archers.

  • @deadpanman1649
    @deadpanman1649 6 років тому +9

    You’re sounding pretty chipper, Legend. Good New Years, mate?

  • @kimok4716
    @kimok4716 6 років тому +4

    Summary of this episode...
    WELL THAT'S A LOTTA DAMMAGE !

  • @viperswhip
    @viperswhip 8 місяців тому

    I am just rewatching this and again the infinite priests were making me cry so hard.

  • @YY-ug9mv
    @YY-ug9mv 5 років тому +5

    15:37 i laughed so hard,thats a congregation or a new cult meeting

  • @SlimyMarmot
    @SlimyMarmot 6 років тому

    Thanks for the sally out edits, as you said I think we've watched a few turret fests in the past...

  • @brianhum8765
    @brianhum8765 4 роки тому +2

    Has history ever provided a better phrase than "Deus Volt"?

  • @calc2323
    @calc2323 5 років тому +3

    This is like a reliving of the second kingdom of Jerusalem's downfall.

  • @-XArchLinuxEnjoyerX-
    @-XArchLinuxEnjoyerX- 5 років тому +1

    That thing at 19:14 with the authority rolling back to 10 when you get -1 might actually be a bug the programmers didnt notice or ignored for whatever reason. Its something like rollback, and quite common among bugs. Cant be sure though, not too familiar with this game, and also not an expert programmer

    • @ducky8075
      @ducky8075 5 років тому +1

      It’s an integer overflow error. I think that stat is an unsigned integer.

  • @DrakeHunter324
    @DrakeHunter324 6 років тому +1

    This is what I want to see when I come back from an internet outage after 3 weeks, Legend ez moding another campaign that defeated a mortal.

  • @MonteKristof
    @MonteKristof 6 років тому +4

    Deus Didn't Vult... That line killed me :))

  • @MAKGaming30
    @MAKGaming30 5 років тому +3

    When the priests were coming out of the city I just cracked up 😂😂😂

  • @OhioFarmerJake
    @OhioFarmerJake 11 місяців тому +8

    2024 check in...

  • @grahamcoombe5461
    @grahamcoombe5461 6 років тому +2

    This Sydc campaign on paper looked terrifying to begin with.

  • @glishev
    @glishev 5 років тому +1

    Never been on the verge of defeat :) But that is a really historical campaign as Acre was the last capital of the Kingdom of Jerusalem.

  • @Blooticus
    @Blooticus Рік тому +1

    Those priests leaving Banyas was hilarious

  • @TheRoachDoggJR
    @TheRoachDoggJR 5 років тому +5

    27:00 - Her: "Be gentle, alright?"
    Me: 27:17

  • @northernleigonare
    @northernleigonare 5 років тому +1

    At this point in his youtube carier, Legend is most proficient with small scale units even though he hates small scale AND plays against large scale units. WHat a boss.

  • @sikkableeat5614
    @sikkableeat5614 6 років тому +5

    Look at all those roaches scurrying out of the city lmao

  • @CentreSwift
    @CentreSwift 6 років тому +2

    21:41 I had that exploit as Russia without even knowing how it happened.

  • @michaelsim9715
    @michaelsim9715 6 років тому +6

    I like that Legend is having a renascence in terms of viewership

    • @tavi5922
      @tavi5922 6 років тому +2

      Renaissance*

  • @Dylan_Goodboy
    @Dylan_Goodboy 6 років тому +2

    ugh that title is amazing

  • @TheIcarusFalls
    @TheIcarusFalls 6 років тому

    "Ooo a medieval 2 SYDC! This should be good!"
    *sees map at **0:01* "Howda FUCK you gonna do that, mate!?"

  • @quinnespino3750
    @quinnespino3750 Рік тому

    this beauty popped up in my recommended. lovely

  • @bloo2506
    @bloo2506 5 років тому +5

    If a horde of Imams would t-pose around my city... I would instantly convert out of fear

  • @ciuyr2510
    @ciuyr2510 5 років тому +1

    If i ever rule the world, I`d like to hire you as my main general!

  • @miker891
    @miker891 6 років тому +4

    “Yallah my Sultan wishes you dead”

  • @josh8945
    @josh8945 5 років тому +2

    If only it was that easy in real life historically

  • @Bojanglesz89
    @Bojanglesz89 6 років тому +5

    Awesome job, but I would have bailed out to Cyprus

  • @kingmike07
    @kingmike07 6 років тому +3

    37:46
    How about the byzantines
    Constantinople is a rich city and you’re in a good position

    • @Bigdog33677
      @Bigdog33677 5 років тому +2

      King Mike lots of enemies and you’re expanding on two fronts meaning everything you do is split between west and east.

  • @colmhain
    @colmhain 4 роки тому +3

    I am a big fan of save scumming. Its like I'm a God, and my faction are my chosen people. Why shouldn't I give them a little prescience?

  • @Ezmody
    @Ezmody 6 років тому +2

    These videos are really relaxing to listen to while studying and finishing tasks? Is there anyway to only allow your channel on addblock?

  • @mranderson9813
    @mranderson9813 4 роки тому

    Legends makes me realize how much I still have to learn I young padewan

  • @ReaperCH90
    @ReaperCH90 5 років тому +2

    the priests were like clowns in a small car