Me and My Bestfriend Sang This During Health Class Last Year And The Teacher Joined In And Some Of The Other Students Did Do It Was Pretty Hilarious Too
"What's the big deal? Can a girl really do that thing in a book where she adds up the dates of her what do you call it? Mental stration?" Hahaha best part !
Weird when I was a kid, like 8 years old, I used to watch this movie all the time and this was my favourite scene and I used to replay it over and over again...yet...I had no idea what they were singing about...I just found the song and scene really funny XD Now I'm older, and I know what they're singing about, I think of myself as a fucked up little kid :P
Olivia Gordon Just like in the original, when John Travolta and the T-Birds sing "Greased Lightning," and John sings that line: "You are supreme! The chicks'll _cream_, for Greased Lightning!" I loved that song as a kid, but now that I realize what Danny was singing about, I'm like, _"Eww, gross_!"
***** I only started existing in the early 90's, but I've always been an older movie fan, all the way from the silent-film era. I'm actually a total film snob, but every now and then I'll watch a B movie like this one and it'll be a guilty pleasure. Lol. People love to bash Grease 2, but you have to admit: the soundtrack is pretty rad.
+ally Michaud He was an awesome teacher, he yelled at me one time because I never saw the Sandlot so he then brought the movie in one time during health class and we all watched it. He even told one of the popular kids (who constantly kept checking his phone) to get off his phone you're not that popular. I swear Gym teachers are the best. ;D
Mr Stuart: Now... what is the best time of the month, for a woman to conceive? ... Mr.... Jaworski Davey: What's conceive? Mr S: You know, to be fertile. Davey: Ask Nogerelli Mr S: Mr Nogerelli? Johnny: Ask Goose Mr S: Mr Goose Goose: Ask Dimucci Mr S: Mr Dimucci Louis: What? Mr S: Conceive, what is the best time? Louis: At night? Mr S: I can see that we're not getting very far here. Louis: I got the same problem 😂
I watched this movie all the time as a kid and this was my favorite song. I used to bust out singing this song no matter where I was. My mother was mortified 😂😂😂
Its half and half...I grew up watching movies such as Grease 2 thanks to my sister (who is two years older than me). It was an enjoyable experience as a kid. As I am older now, it is nostalgia for me watching the music numbers on UA-cam, laughing at the innuendos that went waaaaaay over my head as a kid. :P
This song, the choreography (the best “sitting” dancing evarrrr) and the peppy cinematography that bounces all around the characters is totally brilliant and quite funny as well. Tab Hunter kills it with his kinda dorky/nerdy comedic style. AWESOME!!!
One of my earliest memories is me being 6 and watching grease 2 while this song was on. My uncle walked in and witnessed my singing about the reproductive system. And my being 6 had no idea what it meant😂😂 he still hasn't let me live it down
It's sad this movie didn't receive the amount of attention the first had, it's great, has some really funny songs, this one being absolutely great. There are many mature comments throughout the movie, didn't require vulgar language, especially the pass made to Miss Mason by Johnny Nogerelli when she told them "I hope to see more of you in music class," Johnny "I'd like to see more of you in class Miss Mason," where she replied "you just might." It wasn't necessary to get nasty with it, nothing like playful banter.
+Maples01 it was actually the second. On the announcements the principal was announcing band trying and she said "if you play an instrument remember it's better to play with a group then yourself"
What’s mad is when your a little kid watching this didn’t understand to much but when you grow up and watch this song didn’t realise how detailed it really is love it 😂 Where does the pollen go
When I was a kid we had this movie recorded from tv. Reproduction, Prowling, and Charades were all edited out. I had no idea those songs/scenes existed until I bought the dvd when I was in my 20s.
🤣🤣 this song is hilarious; always has been and always will be! 🎼🎶 " I don't think you even know what a *pistol* is,"🎶 "I got your pistol right 🎶🎼 here."🎵🎼🎶
+Noctis Caelum I actually quoted that on a Phoenix bus in '96. A weirdo was `proclaiming' LOUDLY that he was `The Rabbi' and was cursing at the driver for not stopping `where he demanded'. When he finally got off I pointed at him and quoted that line. I did get some laughs from that.
Me and My Bestfriend Sang This During Health Class Last Year And The Teacher Joined In And Some Of The Other Students Did Do It Was Pretty Hilarious Too
I didn't know this song existed for YEARS. Because my VHS copy was taped off TBS and they always cut this song. I feel a part of my childhood was robbed.
Love this song, even when I was 6 and had no idea what the heck they were singing about, but loved the antics of the singers and "where does the pollen go" I even have it on my phone lol
i still remember all of the words to this shit. i’m only here cause it got stuck in my head at work today and i could sing it all from the top of my head lmaooo. why am i like this
If you look behind them at thw back of the class, there is 2 cages stacked beside and on top of each other that contain rabbits, the history behind that is female rabbits were used as a very cruel and ineffective pregnancy test by injecting a womens urine(?) into the ovaries of the rabbit and it always resulted in the death of many female rabbits
I always loved this song/movie. Just left a basic botany class where we learned about the reproduction of plants and I could not get it out of head lol
They really didn't realise what a talent they had in Lorna luft in this movie. I watched it as a teen and could see how amazing she is and how much more she could have done for this movie.
The guy in the light blue shirt who says "I've got your pistel right here" (age 26 in 1982), is now famous Hollywood director Andy Tennant (Hitch, Ever After, Fools Rush In, The Bounty Hunter, etc).
I always thought Louis the handsome one out of all the guys. I love it when he says “see what happens when a boy and girl don’t know how to play it safe” 😂😂
i love this movie .... its one of my favourites and i watch it most days i dont know how people can hate it its amazing this song is one of my faves out of the movie too :-)
Grease 2 is using the old classic sequel structure! Like they used in the sequel of the 1943 Frankenstein meets The Wolfman. It was the sequel to The 1941 The Wolfman... There not trying to be cheesy! This sequel structure comes... From where you have to cutt people... That was in the original film from the cast... Because you cant bring certain characters back... Because it contradicts the continuity! Rizzo, Danny, Kenickie, and sandy, Was seniors so they could not be brought back 2 Rydell... So they use the old classic sequel structure... The old classic sequel structure. Would expand on the original formula" But differentiate a lot from the original movie! At times making feel like it was a completely different movie... The reason they use this method in the early days... And used it in Grease 2... Is so that you would lose your bond! With the original movie... And be willing as a viewer! To go in a different direction! Grease originally, was supposed to have about 4 sequels! That from time to time... Would hint back to the original Grease! Thats why it's so different! They was going to depart completely from The Originals roots! And if you think about it. That only makes sense. The original cast all of them graduated! Diehard original Grease fans! Are some of the most ignorant fans... when it comes to cinema! Can you not put together what they were trying to do here?
One thing I'll give Grease 2 is that the student body of Rydell actually seems to be more involved in the activities going on than in Grease 1. A lot of background characters get your attention that aren't part of the main cast and they get to take part in the songs.
Mr. Stuart: The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination. If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation. Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list. I'll try to make it crystal-clear: The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery! Mr. Stuart: Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma. And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma! We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? Sorority girls: A photo-periodic reaction! Mr. Stuart: Oh, that's good, that's very good. Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter 2, page 5... Reproduction, reproduction! Put your pollen tube to work. Reproduction, reproduction! Make my stamen go berserk. Reproduction! I don't think they even know what a pistil is! I got your pistil right here... Where does the pollen go? Mr. Stuart: Next chapter, In an abstract way, the same thing applies To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms. But now we are dealing with sexual response. Are there any questions before we begin reading? Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it? When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it? Johnny: Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune When you got 'em in the back seat. With his heart beatin' fast! Sorority girls: They make it sound like a track meet, gross! Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Reproduction, reproduction! Baby, give it to me now. Reproduction, reproduction! Is that all you think about? Reproduction! Come on baby show me that you really love me so! Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up! Where does the pollen go? Mr. Stuart: The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring. Any comments on this? Paulette: Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions? Johnny: What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration? Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Reproduction, reproduction! Hope he's proud of what he's done. Reproduction, reproduction! He was only pokin' fun. Reproduction! See what happens when a boy and girl Don't know how to play it safe? Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction! Where does the pollen go? Play Song
I wish my biology class was like this
Me too
+Kristy Melinda same
that would be fun
Me and My Bestfriend Sang This During Health Class Last Year And The Teacher Joined In And Some Of The Other Students Did Do It Was Pretty Hilarious Too
Your lucky😅😅😅
The most underrated movie musical of all time. Shunned merely because it's a sequel.
what about shock treatment
Shock treatment and grease 2 are both very underrated. It's sad.
and the apple
Agree!
I’ve always felt If this was a fresh new musical and not a sequel to grease it would’ve done a lot better at the box office and been a classic
Michael tries to be the straight guy and not join in.
... but towards the end of the song, even he is singing away happily.
lofthouse23 still gay
Haha
Yes he was like 😲REPRODUCTION😲
I NEVER noticed that til you said it LOL. I have seen this 1000x's
"How did you manage to fail your test on reproduction?"
"ma, i was asking where the pollen went all class long and no one answered me!"
Am I the only one that absolutely LOVES the second one..?
no I love it too!!
No me and my mom would love to join you.
Abbie-may Matthews huh?
I love too
I'm 12 and I love it is just better than the first
"What's the big deal? Can a girl really do that thing in a book where she adds up the dates of her what do you call it? Mental stration?" Hahaha best part !
Yes. And. I. Like. This.
Brittany Cournoyer true
Oh yeah, and what if the guys say the numbers don't add up right?
Only if you want a baby
Weird when I was a kid, like 8 years old, I used to watch this movie all the time and this was my favourite scene and I used to replay it over and over again...yet...I had no idea what they were singing about...I just found the song and scene really funny XD Now I'm older, and I know what they're singing about, I think of myself as a fucked up little kid :P
Olivia Gordon Just like in the original, when John Travolta and the T-Birds sing "Greased Lightning," and John sings that line: "You are supreme! The chicks'll _cream_, for Greased Lightning!" I loved that song as a kid, but now that I realize what Danny was singing about, I'm like, _"Eww, gross_!"
+Lemon Drops True enough! Although I _never_ got the cling wrap thing...somebody had to explain _that_ to me on the "Greased Lightning" clip! LOL
***** Haha, the things they used to get away with in movies! Those were the days.
+Lemon Drops No kidding! The '70s & '80s were _awesome_ times to grow up! (I was born in 1970).
***** I only started existing in the early 90's, but I've always been an older movie fan, all the way from the silent-film era. I'm actually a total film snob, but every now and then I'll watch a B movie like this one and it'll be a guilty pleasure. Lol.
People love to bash Grease 2, but you have to admit: the soundtrack is pretty rad.
Chapter 1 must be the shortest chapter ever if chapter 2 is on page 5.
I said the same thing. Lol
I didn't even think about that hahahah
Ashley Brown that's textbooks for you.
Considering the first few pages would be blank, then the contents page & introduction haha
BARRY Ryan Chapter 1: contents
My physical ed/health teacher let us do this song in class one time Best teacher I ever had
omg😂😂😂 I wish my Health/gym teacher was like that haha
+ally Michaud He was an awesome teacher, he yelled at me one time because I never saw the Sandlot so he then brought the movie in one time during health class and we all watched it. He even told one of the popular kids (who constantly kept checking his phone) to get off his phone you're not that popular. I swear Gym teachers are the best. ;D
OMG that would have been amazing 🤩🤩🤩
Mr Stuart: Now... what is the best time of the month, for a woman to conceive? ... Mr.... Jaworski
Davey: What's conceive?
Mr S: You know, to be fertile.
Davey: Ask Nogerelli
Mr S: Mr Nogerelli?
Johnny: Ask Goose
Mr S: Mr Goose
Goose: Ask Dimucci
Mr S: Mr Dimucci
Louis: What?
Mr S: Conceive, what is the best time?
Louis: At night?
Mr S: I can see that we're not getting very far here.
Louis: I got the same problem 😂
Ever notice that Louis struggles not not to laugh that Mr. Stuart chose Davey... a relative kid who has NO experience with women??
This dialogue always gets me in the movie🤣
@Marshall Carwood um...ok?
3:37 - Even Michael has no choice but to get involved.
Love Goose's and Johnny's girl impersonations. "No no no no no!" haha
Yeah that was so funny I love it when they do that
I love the principal when she gets the teacher in the office and tells him, "remember their bodies are more developed than their minds!"
first sequel ever to be just as great as the first one.
Emily Evans Spiderman 2 was better than Spiderman.
eh nah
"The Godfather Part II", 1972, "The Empire Strikes Back", 1980... Chech 'em out!
Emily Evans Umm.....Captain America?
OP said "first sequel..."
See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe?
Michael is calm and observing till 3:35, he gets up and joins the fun!
If you were a latchkey kid in the summer of 85, who had cable, Grease 2 was the shit. Best song from this nostalgia classic.
I had it on vhs along with 16 candles and breakfast club. They were in constant rotation.
The builders working in my house were singing this, this morning. :)
I hope you paid them extra
Wow, I know they've the best work "production" on their agenda.
Michael randomly joins in at the end. Love it.
I watched this movie all the time as a kid and this was my favorite song. I used to bust out singing this song no matter where I was. My mother was mortified 😂😂😂
Everyone HATES Grease 2, but this is the most memorable song about it lmao
actually many people love grease 2
Its half and half...I grew up watching movies such as Grease 2 thanks to my sister (who is two years older than me). It was an enjoyable experience as a kid. As I am older now, it is nostalgia for me watching the music numbers on UA-cam, laughing at the innuendos that went waaaaaay over my head as a kid. :P
Your just like me and my brother LMAO Gobbles wells
So true
Lol says who puuuhhhleaseee
I swear, some of the hits in Grease 2 were waaaaay underrated!
Best biology class ever.
This song, the choreography (the best “sitting” dancing evarrrr) and the peppy cinematography that bounces all around the characters is totally brilliant and quite funny as well. Tab Hunter kills it with his kinda dorky/nerdy comedic style. AWESOME!!!
One of my earliest memories is me being 6 and watching grease 2 while this song was on. My uncle walked in and witnessed my singing about the reproductive system. And my being 6 had no idea what it meant😂😂 he still hasn't let me live it down
One of the coolest movies ever.
Yep!
Old movies are always the best
Yes
HarleyAK47 yes
I first saw this when I was 7 or 8 and this song has been stuck in my head ever since.
I was 13 when Grease 2 came out. I sang the musical numbers over and over without knowing what they meant. Hahahaha.
I don't like grease 2 as much as the first one, but this song is catchy as hell!
Agreed!! :-)
Seen this film when I was younger and till this day I still sing this song to myself :)
This is the happiest and most sexual song ever
It's sad this movie didn't receive the amount of attention the first had, it's great, has some really funny songs, this one being absolutely great. There are many mature comments throughout the movie, didn't require vulgar language, especially the pass made to Miss Mason by Johnny Nogerelli when she told them "I hope to see more of you in music class," Johnny "I'd like to see more of you in class Miss Mason," where she replied "you just might." It wasn't necessary to get nasty with it, nothing like playful banter.
Don't forget it's better to play with a group than it is to play with yourself.
Nighthawke2
Thats the first movie tho
+Maples01 it was actually the second. On the announcements the principal was announcing band trying and she said "if you play an instrument remember it's better to play with a group then yourself"
The one with the pigtails was so eager 😂
🤣🤣🤣
the question that isn't answered is "where does the pollen go?"
WHERE?!!!!
What’s mad is when your a little kid watching this didn’t understand to much but when you grow up and watch this song didn’t realise how detailed it really is love it 😂
Where does the pollen go
I didn't know the blond in 2:47 is Lorna Luft, Judy Garland's second daughter.
+Alma Guillot Liza Minnelli is her half sister.
I reckon she's the second-prettiest girl in the film.
Girl Crazy (the Judy Garland version) was my fave musical when I was 18.
Legend has it goose still doesn't know where the pollen goes
When I was a kid we had this movie recorded from tv. Reproduction, Prowling, and Charades were all edited out. I had no idea those songs/scenes existed until I bought the dvd when I was in my 20s.
Haley Lynn wow when I was 11 I had a obsession with grease. This was the only song I heard. I still haven’t seen it.
Best part-"OOOH I think I'm gonna throw uuuuup!"
Literally wish my school was like this 👍😂😂😂
Our teacher showed us this song I am I 4th Grade and she didn't know it was about sex
Cuz we are learning flower reproduction
ahahaha 😂😂
She's very very naive if she didn't know this...
im learing it in 6th grade. i remembered this song XD
🤣🤣 this song is hilarious; always has been and always will be!
🎼🎶 " I don't think you even know what a *pistol* is,"🎶
"I got your pistol right 🎶🎼 here."🎵🎼🎶
This movie is way better than the first Grease! Much more fun and better music.
This is probably the best part in the film, I agree. I'm kind of surprise Michelle's career survived this.
Also, this was her first musical film, then came "Hairspray".
Michelle is just soo hot and gorgeous though. She was obviously going to have a career for that reason alone!
And so did with Christopher Mc'donald...
The only thing I want to do, when I'm listening to this song is to jump into my screen and live that life they're living...
The male teacher looking good in this one , I wouldnt had any problem being the rebel chick in his class at all ;)
+Rock Barbie Johansson Teacher was Tab Hunter a heart throb from the 50"s
He wouldn’t have been too into the rebel chicks if you get my drift
"See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe?"
+Noctis Caelum I actually quoted that on a Phoenix bus in '96. A weirdo was `proclaiming' LOUDLY that he was `The Rabbi' and was cursing at the driver for not stopping `where he demanded'. When he finally got off I pointed at him and quoted that line. I did get some laughs from that.
Holds a white rabbit
Maxwell Caulfield 😍😍😍😍
What does this have to do with LIS?
+White Lantern he's in this
the hottest part of this scene is when Michael starts to sing along. 😍
I've had this song stuck in my head since I watched the film a few days ago!
This sequel was so underrated
I just watched it yesterday. It's very fun to watch and sing ... with my family during quarantine!
It's so cute when they switch voices and the guys wiggle and stuff. Then the one guy says, " where does the pollen go? "
That “make my stamen go bezerk “ girl is something else 😍
Me and My Bestfriend Sang This During Health Class Last Year And The Teacher Joined In And Some Of The Other Students Did Do It Was Pretty Hilarious Too
I didn't know this song existed for YEARS. Because my VHS copy was taped off TBS and they always cut this song. I feel a part of my childhood was robbed.
Love this song! Prefer grease 2 to the original. Johnny kills me 😂😂😂
Love this song, even when I was 6 and had no idea what the heck they were singing about, but loved the antics of the singers and "where does the pollen go" I even have it on my phone lol
What would happen if everyday at school was a musical number like this....
i still remember all of the words to this shit. i’m only here cause it got stuck in my head at work today and i could sing it all from the top of my head lmaooo. why am i like this
0:54 "Hey I'm lost! where are we? Chapter 2! Page 5." LOL!!!
Why has this film got such a bad reputation. It is utterly original, utterly fantastic, utterly magnificent. Love it.
La película es fantástica pero le faltó mucho más History más trama, más dinamismo, desarrollo de la History
This song genuinely goes so hard
See what happens when a boy and girl dont play it safe ;-) where did he get a rabbit anyway
Class pet?
If you look behind them at thw back of the class, there is 2 cages stacked beside and on top of each other that contain rabbits, the history behind that is female rabbits were used as a very cruel and ineffective pregnancy test by injecting a womens urine(?) into the ovaries of the rabbit and it always resulted in the death of many female rabbits
Someone tell Goose where the pollen goes please
I can not get over how much this little song has grown on me in the last week. I, like, hated it at first, now I find myself humming it...JEEZ!
this is the funniest song in grease 2 and grease literally, its really funny I just didn't think grease 2 was as good, still funny as hell though
I always loved this song/movie. Just left a basic botany class where we learned about the reproduction of plants and I could not get it out of head lol
I wish my clases were half as lively as this when I were in school! The teacher is quality
Mine used to be half as lively now I'm in homeschool and my homeschool group is MORE lively it is crazy
Awww man. Some people have all the luck
Hollywood creating grease 2: let's make them super sexual this time
but low-key one of my favorite movies
I should recommend this to my science class😂😂
Where does the pollen go. I'm sorry I had to
They really didn't realise what a talent they had in Lorna luft in this movie. I watched it as a teen and could see how amazing she is and how much more she could have done for this movie.
Damn. I've had this song on repeat for two hours. 😂
Grease 2 always playing its my fav and sister act 1 2
well... that's enough internet for today...
The guy in the light blue shirt who says "I've got your pistel right here" (age 26 in 1982), is now famous Hollywood director Andy Tennant (Hitch, Ever After, Fools Rush In, The Bounty Hunter, etc).
I always thought Louis the handsome one out of all the guys. I love it when he says “see what happens when a boy and girl don’t know how to play it safe” 😂😂
if you have never seen grease, this song is great and catchy. If you have, you know nothing will e
ver compare to the original songs.
MAKE MY STAMIN GO BERSERK
She delivered that line like a LION
Killer voice!
Loved this movie when I was little! Now I know what the songs mean lol but I still love them
Lol :D
Stressed because an essay deadline looming, but this song just made my day!:p
Some people may criticize me but I always loved Grease 2
i wish this would happen in my biology class. make the day more interesting.
Agreed! :-)
Such an underrated movie. All the songs are so good.
SEE WHEN A BOY AND GIRL DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT SAFE-i died
Wrong.
i love this movie .... its one of my favourites and i watch it most days i dont know how people can hate it its amazing this song is one of my faves out of the movie too :-)
Micheal is just there like "Whet dafuq"
No matter how long I go without hearing this song. soon has it comes on I no every word :)
That one guy just wanted to know where the pollen goes.
EXCUSE ME HIS NAME IS GOOSE AND HE IS MY HUSBAND
RIP Tab Hunter, He did a great job in that scene. He is always be remembered.
I love grease 2 more than the first one
i havent heard this song for years. finally found it and i now why its been stuck in my head for 5 years xD
Grease 2 needed to be called CHEESE because it's so Cheesy
Grease 2 is using the old classic sequel structure! Like they used in the sequel of the 1943 Frankenstein meets The Wolfman. It was the sequel to The 1941 The Wolfman... There not trying to be cheesy! This sequel structure comes... From where you have to cutt people... That was in the original film from the cast... Because you cant bring certain characters back... Because it contradicts the continuity! Rizzo, Danny, Kenickie, and sandy, Was seniors so they could not be brought back 2 Rydell... So they use the old classic sequel structure... The old classic sequel structure. Would expand on the original formula" But differentiate a lot from the original movie! At times making feel like it was a completely different movie... The reason they use this method in the early days... And used it in Grease 2... Is so that you would lose your bond! With the original movie... And be willing as a viewer! To go in a different direction! Grease originally, was supposed to have about 4 sequels! That from time to time... Would hint back to the original Grease! Thats why it's so different! They was going to depart completely from The Originals roots! And if you think about it. That only makes sense. The original cast all of them graduated! Diehard original Grease fans! Are some of the most ignorant fans... when it comes to cinema! Can you not put together what they were trying to do here?
One thing I'll give Grease 2 is that the student body of Rydell actually seems to be more involved in the activities going on than in Grease 1. A lot of background characters get your attention that aren't part of the main cast and they get to take part in the songs.
1:37......I hit puberty pretty much right there.....
“iS thAt aLL yoU thiNk abOuT” gets me every time and they actually sound a girl-
Mr. Stuart:
The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination.
If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation.
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.
I'll try to make it crystal-clear:
The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!
Mr. Stuart: Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma.
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma!
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
Sorority girls: A photo-periodic reaction!
Mr. Stuart: Oh, that's good, that's very good.
Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter 2, page 5...
Reproduction, reproduction!
Put your pollen tube to work.
Reproduction, reproduction!
Make my stamen go berserk.
Reproduction!
I don't think they even know what a pistil is!
I got your pistil right here...
Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart: Next chapter, In an abstract way, the same thing applies
To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms.
But now we are dealing with sexual response.
Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?
Johnny: Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune
When you got 'em in the back seat.
With his heart beatin' fast! Sorority girls: They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Reproduction, reproduction!
Baby, give it to me now.
Reproduction, reproduction!
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction!
Come on baby show me that you really love me so!
Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!
Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart:
The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring.
Any comments on this?
Paulette: Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all,
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
Johnny: What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Hope he's proud of what he's done.
Reproduction, reproduction!
He was only pokin' fun.
Reproduction!
See what happens when a boy and girl
Don't know how to play it safe?
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction!
Where does the pollen go?
Play Song
is it just me who's obsessed with this song lmao
My teacher sang this today 😂😂😂
I like the part when T-birds mocked the girls 😂😂 " Nanananananooo"