1:20 Genuinely want to know what was going through Ed Boones mind when he approved reptile being so sensual with it (not complaining. Actually horrifically down bad so rather happy)
*All Erectalities(?):* 0:05 , 0:18 (both), 0:36 , 0:40 (tricked me on the first half) , 0:52 , 0:55 , 1:10 (…. Maybe???) , 1:20 , 1:37 (Both!?!?) , 1:54 (okay I lol’d) , 1:59 (both… the grunt cut off gave it away?) , 2:16 (…. Possible??) , 2:38 (both) , 3:07 (both) , 3:29 , 4:47 (both) , 5:10 , 5:26 , 5:40 , 5:44 , 5:58 , Honestly surprised Striker’s didn’t cut 3:37 - 3:41 *Disclaimer:* All guesses & assumptions for this video were made through years of research, and is made for educational purposes only. Have an erect day.
This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched. I have never had to close the video and go watch something else because I was laughing too much and come back later. Thank you so much.
This has to be the best "but X" video I've seen. And possibly the most concerning with some of them because you've ended it right _before_ the death...
this feels like Russian roulette , its so hard to tell which one is which
Oh yeah, it got hard alright
0:37 wait the bon-
0:31 well he didn't die so...
Plot twist: he got a boner on every single one
@0:55 as well.
The video taught me one thing.
He's got a thing for choking, dragons, hand holding, and inflation.
And loosing his balls
and sheeva. Just sheeva.
this video taught me that sub zero is both a freak and a fiend
@@TheColdfrontCommander I mean, who wouldn't?
Based
I would’ve fucking lost it if Shang Tsung’s clown fatality cut off instantly
I was really expecting it to go down like that
💀💀💀
@@spiderham5514we're all infected 😢
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
The clown fatality reminds of me the joker fatality from MK vs DCU
each day i grow more thankful for the mortal kombat community
T H E T E A H O U S E
*kommunity
@@SilverReviewswhat the hell is this tea house shit all about?
@@mauler7303it’s just the way the announcer says it that’s funny
@@SilverReviewsC A G E M A N S I O N
I enjoy how Johnny cage’s get skipped for merely existing
He kills them pretty quickly
He's pretty good with heads, that's for sure
@@ZacharyDietzeme too lil bro 😏
Amazing
@@Rexog90
Yeah. "Kills"
In conclusion, this guy does not only swing both ways. He swings in every direction there is on a compass
"i swing 360 degrees"
@@sirpuffball6366 He swing 361 degrees
Sexuality: Byakugan
Sexuality: YES!
Except for Baraka; he touched the sub and no cut happened.
It's amazing how Kano just turns you around and you already die, such an effective technique
"🎶TURN AROUND AND DIE🎶"
Y-yeah....thats what that was >.>;
He's gonna backshot him
It wasn't death....it was a boner
@@bobythec5227the blood sausage is too powerful
4:51 for Sheeva's extremely lewd handholding
omg sheeva 👉👈
That 4 hands handholding is too lewd
1:56 I love how Jade just sends you to heaven
In what way?
@@lucaguida4286The literal one
@@lucaguida4286 Any way.
@@lucaguida4286Up
"WAAAA...."
Liang,Kuai
Sheeva didn’t even get to do anything 💀💀
She did not need to bro
@@mysticmancer she looks uglahFUCK in this game though
Just like in annihilation
I mean, can you blame him?
That part killed me
Kratos doesn't even get an appearance because his sex appeal is infinite
he did get an appearance, you just didn’t see it because it cut off too fast
Akshually, it's because this is the Xbox version
@JohnDoe-id5ih uh actually its the pc version 🤓
Automatically skips
@@mysticmancer _🤓_
4:00 the cutaway is too funny
Liu Kang just turned into a dragon and it ended💀😭
if there was a devil or a demon it could have ended faster....
@@komisan5757valid statement
I'd have probably died of a fucking heart attack
@@komisan5757corny
Boner for furry transformation confirmed xd
3:30 Ain’t no fucking way. 💀
☠️
That Australian touch
Would you settle for me sausage?
Backshots
I mean.. it's Kano 😂
1:59 Mileena didn’t even throw her sais yet 💀
It was the jiggle physics when she winded up, there's no other explination
@@FloppinhaGamerinho2242I didn't even see that at first.
The sound
I love how it ends multiple times just because a woman grabs your arm
With Mileena it wouldnt even have lasted a milisecond if it was me
Yeah
For real
Wouldnt even be able to start the fight
for real, they were crazy for making them that sexualized lol
@sugoneseballs365 but that's what makes it so great lmao
This has to be the funniest shit I've ever seen I am crying holy god
Deadass...I've been laughing at this for at least a hour
5:12 Cyber Sub-Zero: BEARHUG!!!
Ride me 🥵
🥶
Let that be Sonya and I'll go even further beyond.
Sub zero: *glomps you :3c XP
5:13 We clearly know the reason of it's end
He died right ?
@@randomguy2402no guess again
@@Mohg455I think be died of warm hugs
@@MrThiccBonenope guess again
@@shizune_cold hugs
1:20 Genuinely want to know what was going through Ed Boones mind when he approved reptile being so sensual with it (not complaining. Actually horrifically down bad so rather happy)
I found you, SonicHaxd.
Derg
You have good taste
r u sonichaxd alt??
He's so gentle with it too.
0:36, I think Someone liked sub-zero's open legs A LOT
Kung Lao is one kinky mf to spread Kuai Liang’s legs like that 😳😳😳😳
I’m hoping it’s that and not what I thought… which was the Thought of what is about to happen mace him horny.
Such a simple concept but executed very very well. Hilarious dude lmao
6:05 bro recieving backshots from Freddy 💀
I just lost my daaaaaaaaaawwwwwgg yeah
only 1 frame of jade and kitana should be enough 💀
And Mileena too
nah, even with the mask the eyes are too creepy
@@sparki_ my kind of women 🥰
@@GDgabeHer eyes are the best part ;)
She's 36 24 36 and a scorpio, only 0,1 frame is enough
This shit was the funniest thing ever trying to figure out which reason it cuts.
Bro, I was BEGGING for it not to cut when Cyber Sub jumped. XD
0:28 I don't feel comfortable anymore
Huh, so you're into dragons?
owo dragons
He's just like donkey fr
@@BarbarianXD😭😭😭
He’s so real for that
What, you're not?
This is actually comedy gold, that title is the perfect setup
*All Erectalities(?):* 0:05 , 0:18 (both), 0:36 , 0:40 (tricked me on the first half) , 0:52 , 0:55 , 1:10 (…. Maybe???) , 1:20 , 1:37 (Both!?!?) , 1:54 (okay I lol’d) , 1:59 (both… the grunt cut off gave it away?) , 2:16 (…. Possible??) , 2:38 (both) , 3:07 (both) , 3:29 , 4:47 (both) , 5:10 , 5:26 , 5:40 , 5:44 , 5:58 ,
Honestly surprised Striker’s didn’t cut 3:37 - 3:41
*Disclaimer:* All guesses & assumptions for this video were made through years of research, and is made for educational purposes only. Have an erect day.
I love this 💀
Erectalities I love it 💀
You forgot 0:24
@@Khann_2102he did both for liu
Don't call it that, please.
The cutoff after Kitana merely shoves you had me in stitches 😂
you got a thing for choking?💀
Euw th fuck? 😬
@@CopperLoveAndKissesdon’t kink shame
@@SeanAlexander897kink praise instead 👍
@@GaminCatto 👍
@AustralianVenom you think a choking fetish is bad? What are you, 12?
Inferno and MK9 are the best Scorpion suits 🔥
I love your profile picture!
@@HAMZA-OLYMPUS Thanks. I'm a lady boy ❤️
@@Yhinzowhat
@@YhinzoHELL YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
I think he covers his handsomeness with ninja suits. His unmasked versions are best since i can see how he gets a asian serious and innocent face.
3:56 that cut caught me off guard😂😂
Johnny Cage is the Ryan Gosling of MK. Nobody can resist him.
0:30 Got me laughing like Jafar when he figured out Prince Ali was Aladdin.
Bro that thumbnail has blinded my eyes💀
Fr bro sub zero looks like he's getting pipe💀💀
Freddy is totally enjoying that💀
freddy is ready......
It looks very sus
Freddy no
This is such a creative yet terrifying concept for a youtube video. Seems like something that would have been posted years ago
Okay but now I need this for all the other MK games 😂
Check my channel homie
3:14 It seems like a small push but apparently it kills instantly
Yeah… “kills”…
sweet summer child…
This is one of the funniest and actually original ideas for a video I've seen in a while. 10/10, would abruptly cut the clip on the first hit again.
5:46 💀 💀 💀
1:45 "watch this!" Cuts immediately
He watched it alright
the instant end as soon as anyone put their hands anywhere on you for any reason was great
Cutting when Kano was turning you around was the most I've laughed in a long time
Some of these really sent me. Forgot cybes full on mounts you, shit even got my bricked up. Got dang Kuai
5:31 I KNEW IT LMAO
Real ones were here before the age restriction
1:18 it would have been so fucked up if he ended the fatality when sub zero turns so small like a child
or ant man when he was inside thanos' butthole
Just be glad there weren't any babalities
It's called giant fet¡$h
@@doctor-okami1947there is a babality video but it's 0:00 long
5:47 bro 💀💀💀💀
We know what you are…
nothing happened to pyrocynical and his gameplay of tf2
Don’t kink shame bro lol
💀
Maybe he died by destroying his organs from the inside and filling his body with water, or so I want to think
@@spinegun Kink shame harder
0:38 why bro
Hear me out
Kock and ball torture
@@BarbarianXDbro that aint torture thats execution
Kitana just touched his arm 😭🤣
Wouldn't even last that long with that costume ngl
@@shako4907"Round one fi-"
@@shako4907I had my gf wear that once and you know the rest
@@Khann_2102lucky man
all the sheeva ones end the moment she lays her hands on him
same bro... same...
I cannot describe how much of a masterpiece this is
3:18 "Hey dad, how was wor-"
OMFG THIS KILLED ME
My person favorite is 5:10 so simple yet perfectly executed 😭
4:08 I was really expecting it to cut off right here on this one lmao
3:41 best perfect cut
1:01 for some reason this perfectly cut fatality has me rolling
2:10 "PREDICTABLE"
- Geese Howard-
This has no right being so hilarious... Editing is truly an art form in and of itself.
I have never felt such terror that only grows and grows as the video goes on
1:37 Yep. I had a feeling that was coming... Damn it. This brain of mine, fuck me... No wait! That's even worse!
3:04 the cutoff here has got to be one of the funniest ones
0:07 pretty sure they would still be alive
Probably likes being choked lol
Well yeah he got a boner instead.
he got a boner
He got a boner
he got a boner cause BDSM
Sub-zero enjoying himself in the thumbnail
ikr 😭😭
he's living the time of his life
9 seconds in and i know this is going to be an absolute gem of a video
2:38 huh 💀
He was bout to get tag teamed
Spitroast
1:37 That was fast
It must’ve been a great view
I dont think I need to know why Sub Zero didn't die to Liu Kang's second fatality
0:30 WHY IT ENDS THERE
**I’D FUCK A DRAGON**
bro got turned on by a dragon 😂
Furry
@@ZachZonescaley
@@ZachZoneanthropomorphic animal reterd 😂
0:24
Liu Kang's dragon fatality was rather abrupt -🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉
3:42 will never not be funny 😭
If Nintendo had created Mortal Kombat:
Especially the boner ones
So Nintendo games turns you on?
Kitana, Jade, Mileena: _touches the player_
Fatality: _cuts off immediately_
Yeah me too bud.
This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched. I have never had to close the video and go watch something else because I was laughing too much and come back later. Thank you so much.
Made me laugh so hard I puked, this is absolutely hilarious
Reminds me of a time where I made my high friend laugh so hard he did the same thing. Pretty funny
1:22 the best
2:55 my dumbass thought that said robo-sex 💀
Liu kang's Dragon got me 💀
3:30 HELP
I need somebody
I was watching this from the home
Page on preview and it didn’t make much since until I clicked and saw the full title
This is absolutely hilarious, we need more for each game!
This has to be the best "but X" video I've seen. And possibly the most concerning with some of them because you've ended it right _before_ the death...
Omg the execution is so simple but fucking hilarious, brilliant idea dood
Ps: now give us the rest of the mk fatalities version
Check the channel
I couldn't help but laugh, just a sense of humor 😅
2:03 So you're telling me...
SMACKS LIPS EATS SKITTLES
yes, a shrimp fried this rice
Love the title
Well I love you
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe the one where he got shrunk lasted until the end
Why did Liu Kang’s Dragon Fatal stop after he transformed 😭
The one where Jade just punts him straight into the air fucking killed me LMAO
1:32 funny cutout
The title, the cuts, simple but are hilariously creative 🤣
Not the people kinkshaming!! Who wouldn’t want to be dominated by half of MK cast?? 😂❤
That thumbnail had me thinking subzero was taking some nasty back shots from Freddy. 💀
This was made by a bisexual or pansexual
Jax actually got to do something in this one
I was getting it at first but the understanding + the sudden cuts and the opening jingle got me so good they caused me a fatality aswell
Nah that thumbnail goes crazy☠️
For Kratos:
Blades of Olympus: Ends when Kratos cuts the loser in half
Medusa’s Gaze: Ends when opponent turns into stone
Kratos would end instantly tbh
I know where that pfp comes from...