Law of equitable bipping states that when Ryan the master bipper is not present, the total bipping force is equally divided between all of the players except Geoff.
Silver Moon I see you are well educated in the Achievement Hunter Nuances of Laws. Better known as AHNOL It’s pronounced as if the H weren’t there and the O were a U
XD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. There'd be a bunch of people *near* the end of the whole, all considering the risk-reward of bipping each other (they need to spend the strokes anyway) meanwhile there's also the gamble: do you go ahead and sink it before Geoff gets there? Gambling he won't stroke out? Or do you sit and wait and get bipped around until you have to spend extra strokes to get back in the hole...
And Jack has to play, but he's not allowed to take his first stroke until either Geoff's in or everyone else is in, whichever happens later, to put his final score at 252 strokes (the max for Golf It on an 18-hole course). Ryan Wins Mario Kart has a similar premise, but with Matt not being allowed to start driving until either Ryan wins or eleventh place - they need a full roster of twelve 'human' players - takes the white flag, whichever happens second.
They have to understand, if you are going to bip, that means you have no shot of winning: you can't be a bipper and a winner. Jack is too much of a try-hard to be considered a bipper. Ryan doesn't care about winning which makes him the ultimate bipper.
Yes and No. Ryan tries to win in the beginning, but once he starts dropping down the scoreboard, or someone is getting salty, thats when the Bip King comes out. Jack is similar, but he tries for much longer and starts bipping around holes 15+
Ryan bips then still scores good half the time too, which is really why hes the ultimate bipper, so many times he was in the top 4 while just subsequently fucking everyone else over lol.
I would agree with y’all that Ryan is the best bipper but the thing is he doesn’t go after Jeremy at all when he is in the lead. It’s low key annoying. He just lets him go for some reason. If your gonna bip, bip everyone.
@@makaylareitman1232 True but at the same time this wasn't a Geoff rage like I thought it would be, probably since no Ryan to bip. My hope is that they get with the Derp Crew for a video and they get one of those troll maps that Chilled has played before with Jiggly.
You can tell people are irritated by Ryan the bip King not being in the video as the comments are saying about his absence over lindsay being in the video xD
@@BrutalBa5sMixedBag You're right, it doesn't have anything to do with that. I mean, it's not like she's worked at RT basically just as long as Michael. Or the fact that she worked her way up from an intern to an editor/producer before AH. Or that she designed/made quite a few Minecraft LP's. It's also not like she co-hosted Internet Box. Or is a prominent voice actor at RT. Or even that she was the AH manager/Michael's boss at one point! Nope, silly me, it's just because she's married to one of the AH staff.
@@oooooooooooooooooooooooooo537 No, it's sexism because he's defining someone's entire career and lively hood based on their marital status/spouse. That's why its fucking sexist. And demeaning.
Jeremy crying on the last hole because jack was bipping him even though jeremy was bipping in the first holes lol. Jeremy has got so much more whiny these past few months
I know they're probably (hopefully) joking, but at 3:06 when Geoff asks if Gav is sad because Meg left him, and then Michael says not to talk about it my heart stopped and I had to go googling lmao
RonJon Plays aw crap, y’know what? Now that I’m thinking about it, Meg probably just went on a trip and Gav is being a lonely boy xD I have no idea why I didn’t think of that lmao
1:00 Gavin the blur 2:30 rollercoaster through a typical outing of mini golf for Geoff Ramsey 5:00 Alfredo birdie noise 7:14 rimmed it 7:44 jack defying gravity 8:40 Jeremy booped off, Alfredo cock blocked 9:42 not gonna make it anyway Lindsay blasts it 10:41 all u *taps it* Jeremy waiting to go... Gets hit 13:15 Gavin: think you could put a flaccid penis in your ass? 14:54 michael long shot YES! 16:05 lil shortcut 17:20 hole in one for Geoff 21:25 Jack you beautiful bastard! Saved me 22:50 Jack became Mario 23:41 ate a stroke 24:20 PUBG comparison A salting rabbits golf it 22 fore honor (good bit at 2:31 , 4:24 , 7:23 , 12:30 , 16:00 , 16:33 , 19:42 , 22:20 , 24:29 ) 0:26 (those noises) * * 1:48 (Gavin's here.... What? Idiot with a beard)** * RTCS* * 2:31 (GET DOWN THERE YOU FU-yeeeaaaagh… back to the beginning...) * ** * * * RTCS* * * 2:50 (was Jack- HEY DON'T)* * RTCS ** 3:13 (outtatheway! Good hole? It great hole!)* * RTCS* * 4:25 (Gobe? Dont have Uhlt )* * * 7:23 (Jack freak outs, FCK! To defying gravity)* * RTCS* ** * 12:30 (awww-sombOdY mhiNYEEAH!!! Also Geoff is in fir- LETSTOP!)** * *** RTCS * * 16:01 (butim suchhafuwrieend...)* ** 16:34 (FUUCKIING AAAGHSSSWSSSWGSS! Repeated dammits, DAAAMMMGHMIIIGTTTT!!!)* ** * 17:44 (did didn't get hole in one, confused... Yea im amazing)* * RTCS* ** 19:22 (nowhatyou talkinabout! Come back of my life!)** RTCS * 19:43 (Gavin twatted me do something! Michael porky pig)* ** * RTCS** * 21:41 (No-YEs-NOOO) ** 22:20 (GOYYUHK!) * ** 23:29 (creepy Jack, and ate a stroke)* * RTCS* 24:30 (pubg win comparison)* ** RTCS * K back to normal 5:22 (in and out x2 )* RTCS * ** 6:45 (ooohhhh ooooooouuhh....)* 9:35 (wont forget no time soon... Cloud city?) * 12:15 (aw idiot geerreeen... Idiot...) * * RTCS* 14:53 (WHAT A SHOT!)* RTCS * * 20:51 (saved Alfredo... Why?) * RTCS* 21:29 (you shit fuck! Replay)* * RTCS *
What?! You like Lindsay in videos?! BLASPHEMY. HERESY. IF YOU LIKE LINDSAY YOU'RE NOT A TRUE AH FAN, NOW GET BACK IN LINE AND SPAM LINDSAY HATE COMMENTS LIKE THE REST OF US. jk, I like Lindsay too
Let's all join together and do the daily Fuck Jack prayers... Pray completed. Yep, I always hate it when Jack is yelling at someone else. That kind of anger sounds fake as shit.
I feel like Lindsay is doing herself more harm than good by "pre-swinging" her club before actually hitting the ball. Lindsay, if you see this, at 13:32, you took a few "pre-swings" and ended up accidentally tapping your ball with a lot less force than you originally wanted. (Granted, you got nudged by another ball immediately afterward, so it kinda worked out anyways lol) If you position the club at a static distance away from your ball and give it one good, hard swing, you might have some better luck. Hope it helps
When Ryan the mad king bipper is not present, Law of equitable bipping is applied where the total bipping force is equally divided between all of the peasants.
@@miko57wang why?..... WHY!?...... I'll tell you why. It's because those that dont serve by the lord, mad king Haywood must feel his wrath, then there must be nothing left in his wake. City to city state by state his bipage will be known and felt by all. And when that time comes all who dont serve the king, shall be biped with merciless precision, to the point all golfers will no longer go for the gold, and will give up on their dreams of getting first place. This is what must happen, the lord demands bipage and so we must give it to him. Stand with me and together we shall bring notice to those that dare ignore the signs. We will sway the nonbelievers, grow the bipnation and lead the way for the king. Or they will soon know what it's like to be Geoff. What say you? Are you with our lord? Or against him? Choose wisely.
@@moviemaker2011z After much consideration. I must say I still shudder at the utterance of "R". Haven't you seen the grotesque things he's done to Edgar? If you side with him, are you sure you're not going to end up... the one in the hole?
always nice to see Achievement Hunter with special guest Gavin Free
Is this the same Gavin Free as the one from the Slow Mo Guy? But why is he here and not Dan?
Gavin Flee? Never heard of him
he needs friends now that meg left him...
Who? This video only had 5 people in...
@@haydeos5345 Yeah, don't spread false information.
Law of equitable bipping states that when Ryan the master bipper is not present, the total bipping force is equally divided between all of the players except Geoff.
Silver Moon Geoff the bipped guy
the midget man exactly, Geoff doesn't get any bipping force to use because it's all being used against him
Silver Moon I see you are well educated in the Achievement Hunter Nuances of Laws.
Better known as AHNOL
It’s pronounced as if the H weren’t there and the O were a U
SentinalSlice Oh yes, I've done AHNOL like twice this year alone.
@@OfficialSilverMoon I approve both of where this started and where this went lmao
You guys should do a Geoff Wins in Golf It
XD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. There'd be a bunch of people *near* the end of the whole, all considering the risk-reward of bipping each other (they need to spend the strokes anyway) meanwhile there's also the gamble: do you go ahead and sink it before Geoff gets there? Gambling he won't stroke out? Or do you sit and wait and get bipped around until you have to spend extra strokes to get back in the hole...
Genius.
And Jack has to play, but he's not allowed to take his first stroke until either Geoff's in or everyone else is in, whichever happens later, to put his final score at 252 strokes (the max for Golf It on an 18-hole course). Ryan Wins Mario Kart has a similar premise, but with Matt not being allowed to start driving until either Ryan wins or eleventh place - they need a full roster of twelve 'human' players - takes the white flag, whichever happens second.
If anyone hits Geoff, they lose a stroke
The Wrong Castle but Ryan would have to be exempt from it. He needs to be bipping Geoff
3:24 Jeremy: is this GOOD?
Gavin: is that good hole?
Jeremy: it IS good hole!! IT GREAT HOLE!!
They have to understand, if you are going to bip, that means you have no shot of winning: you can't be a bipper and a winner. Jack is too much of a try-hard to be considered a bipper.
Ryan doesn't care about winning which makes him the ultimate bipper.
Yes and No. Ryan tries to win in the beginning, but once he starts dropping down the scoreboard, or someone is getting salty, thats when the Bip King comes out. Jack is similar, but he tries for much longer and starts bipping around holes 15+
Ryan bips then still scores good half the time too, which is really why hes the ultimate bipper, so many times he was in the top 4 while just subsequently fucking everyone else over lol.
joe lawson Thts what he used to do which made bipping funny. But now he just bips from the start of the video which makes it annoying
That's a cunty thing to say.
I would agree with y’all that Ryan is the best bipper but the thing is he doesn’t go after Jeremy at all when he is in the lead. It’s low key annoying. He just lets him go for some reason. If your gonna bip, bip everyone.
Golf with Geoff? My day just got a lot better, let the rage commence.
Darth Necrosis No Geoff cam so that’s a downside
@@makaylareitman1232
True but at the same time this wasn't a Geoff rage like I thought it would be, probably since no Ryan to bip.
My hope is that they get with the Derp Crew for a video and they get one of those troll maps that Chilled has played before with Jiggly.
It also has Alfredo which is another downside
Darth Necrosis Having no Ryan and Jeremy doing well caused him not to sprunk. Jack was the only one that sprunked and he focused on Alfredo and Jeremy
21:43 is the best Gavin scream ever i already soundboarded it
10:44 the fart noise when Lindsay whiffs it makes me laugh every time.
Gavin was unusually quite this episode.
Preoximerias ikr it was strange
They said he had a sore throat right at the start...
Quiet
I heard a member who left was also quiet
Pretty sure this is the episode where he’s high off his ass on sleeping meds, and then off being tired. Talked about it on off topic
7:27 why does Jack sound like he is underwater when he screams?
lol I love these guys...
(especially 7:40)
Probably cuz he's clipping the mic because he hasn't learned not to scream into it.
@23:34 Hi Jeremy...
Oh God, he's DaFoeing!
Ah man it's almost like Gavin had a UA-cam Original show to run.
I love how Jeremy acts as Lindsay’s supportive older brother.
Where is Bip King Ryan? Jack is no Bip King
Still no Ryan?!
He’s at least a duke of bipping, he got Geoff pretty good his first time
Ryan the bip guy
Jack is a Douche King
Nobody gives the same effect as ryan but jack did make jeremy whine like a little bitch on the last hole so jack played the bip role very good
Nothing beats 3D Ultra Minigolf.
I never thought I'd reach a point where I waited with bated breath for UA-cam golf videos to come out... Highlight of my week every time!
Why play without Ryan? Might as well play a GTA race with collision turned off.
5:31 Jack's catchphrase!
jack, how you dare stand where he stood!
6:15 Jeremy: Bunny as I swear to god with this dude.
Coming from the guy who messes with Old man Geoff all the time.
AH finally found a game that makes Jack rage uncontrollably.
ok so there needs to be a Geoff Win's let's play in Golf where Geoff HAS to win :P
Thank god for AH bc no matter how shitty of a night I manage to have y’all always make me laugh
you see this proves my point that bipping is an inherent part of golf Ryan is just a bipping lightning rod channeling it through him
Jeremy is a classic case of "can give it but can't take it" his little seething tantrum at the end there is Exhibit A
"GO FURTHER RIGHT!"
Not something you'll hear Jack say too often :P
You can tell people are irritated by Ryan the bip King not being in the video as the comments are saying about his absence over lindsay being in the video xD
@@BrutalBa5sMixedBag I mean, I disagree but I don't want to get into this argument again xD
@@BrutalBa5sMixedBag And yet she's still working there and getting paid for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@BrutalBa5sMixedBag You're right, it doesn't have anything to do with that.
I mean, it's not like she's worked at RT basically just as long as Michael.
Or the fact that she worked her way up from an intern to an editor/producer before AH.
Or that she designed/made quite a few Minecraft LP's.
It's also not like she co-hosted Internet Box.
Or is a prominent voice actor at RT.
Or even that she was the AH manager/Michael's boss at one point!
Nope, silly me, it's just because she's married to one of the AH staff.
@@BrutalBa5sMixedBag I'm sorry, your comment had too much sexism and ignorance for me to understand.
Shucks.
@@oooooooooooooooooooooooooo537 No, it's sexism because he's defining someone's entire career and lively hood based on their marital status/spouse.
That's why its fucking sexist. And demeaning.
9:18 Michael has apparently become Mr. Meeseeks
Love gavins little british references innnnn 5 ! Bullseye! 12:34
Golf with Geoff? Oh boy this is gonna be good
I don’t even now how to express how much I love Fore Honor
Jeremy crying on the last hole because jack was bipping him even though jeremy was bipping in the first holes lol. Jeremy has got so much more whiny these past few months
18:47 Geoff had an amazing opportunity to bip jack
No Honor without Private Ryan. This is just golfing with friends
Bip light, far less refreshing than Bip, but be ready for next ttime when we introduce Bip *EXTREME* "now with more salt"
Nice Bullseye reference from Gavvy-goo.
No Ryan? Heresy!
No Ryan in golf? Thanks! He's extra annoying in these.
At least no Fiona
The Royal Office of Dark Lord Inquisition demands answers!
11:26
Was that a Primus reference?
Lil J got me singing that damn "A Hole in the Bottom of the Sea" song. Evil. 😏
so nice of Geoff to come in to film while on his sabbatical
Finally! Back to basics. These videos are always popular!
Jack: Gav you haven't said a single word during this video
seconds later...
Gavin: Are you an idiot with a beard?
If a Fore Honor is shorter than 40 minutes, do another level.
Well done Jack!
Excellent bipping!
Nobody can replace the bip master
It's so much better when they don't bip. Then Jack completely ruins it at the end.
Its funny how Geoff can actually be really good at this game when he isnt skrewed over by others or HIMSELF. XD
I know they're probably (hopefully) joking, but at 3:06 when Geoff asks if Gav is sad because Meg left him, and then Michael says not to talk about it my heart stopped and I had to go googling lmao
Did you find anything out? I just did the same thing.
@@ronniet8473 Nada. Absolutely nothing came up
RonJon Plays aw crap, y’know what? Now that I’m thinking about it, Meg probably just went on a trip and Gav is being a lonely boy xD
I have no idea why I didn’t think of that lmao
Nice to know that there is/are back up bippers when Ryan is away.
I love how terrible they all are, makes it so funny to watch
Woa, is Jeremy making a subtle sushi cat reference with his choice of ball?
at 0:33 : Every episode of bugs bunny
1:00 Gavin the blur 2:30 rollercoaster through a typical outing of mini golf for Geoff Ramsey 5:00 Alfredo birdie noise 7:14 rimmed it 7:44 jack defying gravity 8:40 Jeremy booped off, Alfredo cock blocked 9:42 not gonna make it anyway Lindsay blasts it 10:41 all u *taps it* Jeremy waiting to go... Gets hit 13:15 Gavin: think you could put a flaccid penis in your ass? 14:54 michael long shot YES! 16:05 lil shortcut 17:20 hole in one for Geoff 21:25 Jack you beautiful bastard! Saved me 22:50 Jack became Mario 23:41 ate a stroke 24:20 PUBG comparison
A salting rabbits golf it 22 fore honor (good bit at 2:31 , 4:24 , 7:23 , 12:30 , 16:00 , 16:33 , 19:42 , 22:20 , 24:29 )
0:26 (those noises) * *
1:48 (Gavin's here.... What? Idiot with a beard)** * RTCS* *
2:31 (GET DOWN THERE YOU FU-yeeeaaaagh… back to the beginning...) * ** * * * RTCS* * *
2:50 (was Jack- HEY DON'T)* * RTCS **
3:13 (outtatheway! Good hole? It great hole!)* * RTCS* *
4:25 (Gobe? Dont have Uhlt )* * *
7:23 (Jack freak outs, FCK! To defying gravity)* * RTCS* ** *
12:30 (awww-sombOdY mhiNYEEAH!!! Also Geoff is in fir- LETSTOP!)** * *** RTCS * *
16:01 (butim suchhafuwrieend...)* **
16:34 (FUUCKIING AAAGHSSSWSSSWGSS! Repeated dammits, DAAAMMMGHMIIIGTTTT!!!)* ** *
17:44 (did didn't get hole in one, confused... Yea im amazing)* * RTCS* **
19:22 (nowhatyou talkinabout! Come back of my life!)** RTCS *
19:43 (Gavin twatted me do something! Michael porky pig)* ** * RTCS** *
21:41 (No-YEs-NOOO) **
22:20 (GOYYUHK!) * **
23:29 (creepy Jack, and ate a stroke)* * RTCS*
24:30 (pubg win comparison)* ** RTCS *
K back to normal
5:22 (in and out x2 )* RTCS * **
6:45 (ooohhhh ooooooouuhh....)*
9:35 (wont forget no time soon... Cloud city?) *
12:15 (aw idiot geerreeen... Idiot...) * * RTCS*
14:53 (WHAT A SHOT!)* RTCS * *
20:51 (saved Alfredo... Why?) * RTCS*
21:29 (you shit fuck! Replay)* * RTCS *
7:14 jack "Blair Walsh" pattillo
Ka-Me-Ha-Me- 22:08
so glad I found this.
Same
I noticed Gavin didn't squawk whilst in Australia in case he was attacked by a wild animal, most likely sporting a southern cross tattoo
19:22 Gavin you cruel bastard
When is someone going to tell AH that they can press ‘R’? 😂
I hope they bring back golf it every Saturday
7:41
Jack: FUCK!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
It's amazing how much less bippage is there when Ryan is not playing.
24 points between first and last. I think that may be the closest one of these I've seen.
Lindsay's off the cuff retorts, quips and one liners are entirely underappreciated
Has Lindsay ever been tested for anything? The way she is with the putter makes me worry lol.
Yea like he wins everything don't help him??
Let’s get down to bipness, and ruin Geoff’s fun.
This earns a like because Jack is suffering
I'm really glad fredo and lindsay are in this vid:) they always add a special lil flair the videos they're in
What?! You like Lindsay in videos?! BLASPHEMY. HERESY. IF YOU LIKE LINDSAY YOU'RE NOT A TRUE AH FAN, NOW GET BACK IN LINE AND SPAM LINDSAY HATE COMMENTS LIKE THE REST OF US.
jk, I like Lindsay too
Where's Ryan. Where is here?
RWBY Fan 117
How is Ryan
What is Ryan?
Who is Ryan?
So many of you making jokes about ryan, but no one's asking, How's Ryan?
But? Which is Ryan?
Let's all join together and do the daily Fuck Jack prayers...
Pray completed.
Yep, I always hate it when Jack is yelling at someone else. That kind of anger sounds fake as shit.
Jack is slowly turning into geoff xD
Can’t we make par a parrot? And boogie a spooky doo. (Open for other suggestions.)
It's smart putting Lindsay in videos, if she wasn't in these videos they would be so much shorter.
I feel like Lindsay is doing herself more harm than good by "pre-swinging" her club before actually hitting the ball.
Lindsay, if you see this, at 13:32, you took a few "pre-swings" and ended up accidentally tapping your ball with a lot less force than you originally wanted. (Granted, you got nudged by another ball immediately afterward, so it kinda worked out anyways lol)
If you position the club at a static distance away from your ball and give it one good, hard swing, you might have some better luck. Hope it helps
Great round of golf.
Where is golf it 21 :?
When Ryan the mad king bipper is not present, Law of equitable bipping is applied where the total bipping force is equally divided between all of the peasants.
I don't know why, but everytime they play golf it I always want Geoff to win.
Lindsay's getting better at golf! 😁 You did great, Lindsay! Proud of you!
21:40 yes editor, no shit.
Yes more golf for my soul
Oh yeah yeah
Golf it time
Michael won the last game of 2018 and also the first game of 2019 :^)
AchievementHunter made it into the instant regret playlist !
You guys should team up and use your balls like a game of billiards to move a player down the course and force hole in ones
Geoff rage? More like Jack rage this episode
13:35 black salami
0:07 if you want to skip the genlock bullshit
Turn on the option for other clubs!
What happened to #21?
Was #22 a typo?
yall should do a geoff wins in this game
The description of this should be "Team angry fat beats Jeremy".
I still dont get how they can play with that super far away view
should be illegal to play this when ryan isn't in the office
I miss the good old days when AH was just Geoff and Jack
Fore Honor just isn't the same w/o he who shall not be named.
Ryan?
@@moviemaker2011z Why have you done this? Find some Diet Coke for a lighter bip sentence. Or else you might end up like him. *points at Sad Geoff*
@@miko57wang why?..... WHY!?...... I'll tell you why. It's because those that dont serve by the lord, mad king Haywood must feel his wrath, then there must be nothing left in his wake. City to city state by state his bipage will be known and felt by all. And when that time comes all who dont serve the king, shall be biped with merciless precision, to the point all golfers will no longer go for the gold, and will give up on their dreams of getting first place. This is what must happen, the lord demands bipage and so we must give it to him. Stand with me and together we shall bring notice to those that dare ignore the signs. We will sway the nonbelievers, grow the bipnation and lead the way for the king. Or they will soon know what it's like to be Geoff. What say you? Are you with our lord? Or against him? Choose wisely.
@@moviemaker2011z After much consideration. I must say I still shudder at the utterance of "R". Haven't you seen the grotesque things he's done to Edgar? If you side with him, are you sure you're not going to end up... the one in the hole?
@11:25 does Lindsay listen to Primus? Sounded extremely like their song 'Too Many Puppies'
jack is a horrible bipper honestly
No offense but replace Lindsey with Bip King Ryan!!!
GEOFF! COME ON! YOU WERE FIRST FOR A SECOND!
Have you guys seen the trailer for gen:lock yet?