50% of marriages end in watching this video This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.20 on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
Lol. It's like Rimworld. Organ sale, slavery, genocide, murder, rade, racism. The only one thing's we all need is add more different drug's. Blue Krystal's is boring. I'm wanting to be truly farmer and growing funny plants, use child labour and basketball people labour 🥺👉👈
SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DOUG DOUG VIEWER ANYMORE. ONLY DOUG DOUG HATERS. CHECK OUT r/wehatedougdoug FOR MORE INFO (we still love divorce though)
You should add a Willy Wonka mod, but you spend most of the game fighting a war of expansion to colonize all of the Oompa Loompas with Guns, Germs, and Steel.
Considering the abnormal genetic compatability between mobs I theorize that the secret Fingees Minecraft lore is that every creature is actually *Steve, the first mob.* In the beginning there was Grass and Cobble. They intertwined and created the first blocks. Together they built Steve, the first mob. Through 200% energy efficient mitosis Steve rapidly multiplied until God patched it out. In their desperate attempt to yet achieve the Singularity of Steve they inbred for thousands of ticks. Random mutations causing the inevitable devision of the population and spawning every mob, every feature, and every block in existence. They gave birth to the Sun and Moon, Death and Life, Block and mob, and everything inbetween. Their dream of true Steve forever out of reach. *But that's just a theory-*
Who needs a silly catfish, when you can literally breed with all mobs in game and make truly manmade horrors? Alex's mobs are cool, but Fingees (YT) is on the next step
Thanks for adding not only divorce, but also domestic violence, fingees! I really needed for a particular purpose(i'm trying to ruin my brother's relationship)
New Chicken----$8 New Hot Dog----$22 Night Oysters----$198 Long item?-----$19 Awkward pause--$69 This date is not---$3 Going well-----$22 Please follow----$38 & like the video---$19 I paused cause I thought I seen sun and I’m happy I did. Nice touch fingees
You should've added a "going out for milk" function XDD It would be useful, because you won't be forced to pay child support, although police will try to catch you
I love your videos especially your voice, so i’m gonna be honest, I love watching your videos while i’m high. The experience is crazy, mainly when you start going off topic and adding other things to your mods. keep it up ❤
Bro i knew valentines day was gonna be sad so i literally just decided to get some much needed sleep and im now going on a weird minecraft rabbithole and holy shit your channel is good im def subbing bro
Marriage, divorce, AND domestic violence? Mojang wishes it could be as creative as Fingees
If he keeps making these mods, Minecraft will be as realistic as reality, if you exclude blocks and the pixels.
True
that's the goal @@gwenlop9512
they're too busy adding the "bogged" (it is just a green skeleton)
@@fingees_YT your forgetting its ‘best’ feature. Poison arrows.
"the meat your kid drops is technically edible" is a wild statement
-jonathan swift, 1729, colorized
Rimworld moment
That sounds like a line from a book about survive a nuclear apocalypse.
"If its meat, its food"
beat me to it lol
"And if you're over 18..." bro knows what he's dealing with lol
True.
He's got my respect
Moment?
@@Ia_nenavishy_pelmeni 2:25
I love that you're adding every internal organ, one at a time.
I’m waiting on the bladder!!!
wait until i get to the external organs (skin) you will get to peel steve
@@fingees_YTFinally! I get to rip the skin off of my favorite video game character while listening to mice on Venus! My dream is finallly coming true!
Lol. It's like Rimworld. Organ sale, slavery, genocide, murder, rade, racism. The only one thing's we all need is add more different drug's. Blue Krystal's is boring. I'm wanting to be truly farmer and growing funny plants, use child labour and basketball people labour
🥺👉👈
@@fingees_YTThe more you peel him the smaller he gets!
it wont be long until fingees starts modding real life.
Can't wait for the Real Life update where it uses VR and Holographic technology and Quantum Tunelling to achieve 500% realism.
can’t wait for that real life race change gamepass update
@@manofthenature Michael Jackson moment 😳
Oh boy cant wait for the reglion update
I hope not
Doug doug viewers will enjoy this one
DOUG DOUG MENTIONED!!!!!! WTF IS A NOT RIGGED GAME?????
PEAK COMMENT
BALD
SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DOUG DOUG VIEWER ANYMORE. ONLY DOUG DOUG HATERS. CHECK OUT r/wehatedougdoug FOR MORE INFO
(we still love divorce though)
AGED BEEF DAD
I can’t wait for “I added depression to minecraft”
Fingees is on his maniacal phase
you could have had the perfect Grindr joke with a stone grinder
Ohhh lol ;-;
That would've been gay.
@@TheBcoolGuyok
Stone cutter
@@BigHatLoganGaming *cuts ston epicyly*
You should add a Willy Wonka mod, but you spend most of the game fighting a war of expansion to colonize all of the Oompa Loompas with Guns, Germs, and Steel.
he should do that but instead spend most of the video focusing on what happens when you eat the blueberry gum like violet beuregarde
He would actually do this
@@PokeNebula That would be funny
Considering the abnormal genetic compatability between mobs I theorize that the secret Fingees Minecraft lore is that every creature is actually *Steve, the first mob.*
In the beginning there was Grass and Cobble. They intertwined and created the first blocks. Together they built Steve, the first mob. Through 200% energy efficient mitosis Steve rapidly multiplied until God patched it out. In their desperate attempt to yet achieve the Singularity of Steve they inbred for thousands of ticks. Random mutations causing the inevitable devision of the population and spawning every mob, every feature, and every block in existence. They gave birth to the Sun and Moon, Death and Life, Block and mob, and everything inbetween. Their dream of true Steve forever out of reach. *But that's just a theory-*
i am not capable of forward thinking but if i was this would be a great idea
You have summoned me by using the word "theory."
Finally a decent minecraft update
ikr most zoo positive mod ever 😊
I love you too Finguee, No need for girlfriend when I have you
Is Fingees breedable?
🗿 not funny
I am seeing with my gf
“thank you fingees„ they all say in unison
thank you fingees
Hold up, let me get my Mine Mine jacket
thank you fingees
''And then catch them cheating or something''
*enderman teleports away*
That gave me a good, loud belly laugh
Just casually put the catfish from Alex’s mobs in there
without credit
I was looking for it in the description or pinned comment then saw this. Sad.
who knows what else this clown has stolen
Fr
Who needs a silly catfish, when you can literally breed with all mobs in game and make truly manmade horrors? Alex's mobs are cool, but Fingees (YT) is on the next step
Villager got caught lacking 💀 0:23
🤨📷📸
Can you add a attractiveness scale to Minecraft which you can increase by mewing and bonesmashing, but deteriorate if you play League of Legends?
yesss, the looksmaxxing update
I love how he always sounds like he is about to start laughing
that ghast is adorable
1:27 omg just leaked footage of my father years ago
I really wish i could get a mod pack of all your mods to scare my friends
Que lindo es tener un mod inspirado en mis padres
xDD
1:38 bro turned into mcyum
As a girl, I'll definitely be keeping that dress on my bride
Yeah!
Pigwife!
based and lez beans pilled
@@bingusbongus9807 LEGO CITIZEN PILLED
As a man, I'll definetly be using the dress of my bride.
@@rata536 Enniy that dress, dude.
2:14 hey that's the catfish from alex's mobs
Thanks for adding not only divorce, but also domestic violence, fingees! I really needed for a particular purpose(i'm trying to ruin my brother's relationship)
Thank you for making an accurate representation of my friend's parents
Happy Valentines Day all and Fingees, hope you have a love to spend time with 🥰
Dirt block girl's waiting him
I hope he doesnt
Just like steve at 0:20 in this video I spent my valentines with my animal wife. Anyone else?? 😊
It was only two minutes but it felt like eternity 😭
1:13 “kids mom” bro you mean your wife 💀
This is so silly, I fucking love it 😂
New Chicken----$8
New Hot Dog----$22
Night Oysters----$198
Long item?-----$19
Awkward pause--$69
This date is not---$3
Going well-----$22
Please follow----$38
& like the video---$19
I paused cause I thought I seen sun and I’m happy I did. Nice touch fingees
I thought it said raw chicken and raw hotdogs, lol
Finally this valentine's is gonna be great
Bro I literally turned this on with my gf next to me..
Sweet , more horrors beyond my comprehension
(Can you do phinease and ferb stuff ?, thanks:D)
You should add male pregnancy next
Oh my god, why do I have the feeling that he's going to pick this specific idea?
0:58 H U H
2:00 THE URGES TO KILL
Its always good when Fingees uploads
You should've added a "going out for milk" function XDD
It would be useful, because you won't be forced to pay child support, although police will try to catch you
You are a mad god, Sheogorath smiles upon you.
I love your videos especially your voice, so i’m gonna be honest, I love watching your videos while i’m high. The experience is crazy, mainly when you start going off topic and adding other things to your mods. keep it up ❤
This is some next level insanity
hell yeah, new fingees vid
happy 100k fingees
Congrats on 100k dude, you deserve it for making the most normal mods on the platform
Dawg added zoophilia into Minecraft 😭
The Ghast Steve baby is pretty adorable tbh.
I was waiting all day for this video. I can’t wait until the next mod.
Well, well, well finger, man
Always love ur updates, keep it up!
Holy shit you blew up like crazy I’m so happy your content is amazing
Now, ADD EVERY PART OF EVERY MOD YOU'VE MADE!!!!!!!!!!
(Except for the subway surfers one)
Bro i knew valentines day was gonna be sad so i literally just decided to get some much needed sleep and im now going on a weird minecraft rabbithole and holy shit your channel is good im def subbing bro
1:43 Bro turned into Mcyum
dude how do you always come up with the EXACT ideas that Minecraft desperately needs?!
Add guns next, and a law system, with crimes
As cursed as always. Love it
Man you finally start to blow up on the internet and I’m really proud of you
I appreciate that even the menu is entertaining!
2:24 who's here 14th February 2026 😂
🕋
It's thr day after Valentines Day for me. I keep on forgetting it exists, I've never had a date in my life let alone for some random day.
Same
you managed to unlock my childhood trauma, recent trauma and new one all at once , damn you´re good
You are the definition of: Ohhhhh Brother
i really want these released as playable mods
*Laughs in single*
0:19
Yooooo, can't believe you also added Vaush to Minecraft.
Always strapped when you upload.
You should add weight and diets just a lil suggestion :)
Idea:add block puzzle to minecraft
Perfection as always!
i was hoping he'd make a yellow mclaren joke
congrats on 100k subs! :D ive been here since 30k
Minecraft idea: add "The Trade Of Torture" into Minecraft
love how the catfish is literally a fish
2:25 "And if you're over 18 I hope it was very romantic"
-literally no minecraft youtuber ever
I want this mod, I want to have a strange and bizarre family in Minecraft.
I want to marry a cute pig!
I wanna marry a ghast lmao
im going to marry an enderman
Edit:If he releases the mod of course
Those enderman children are craaazy.
Introducing, The Marriage and Divorce Update
watched this (and other videos of yours) with my partner, happy Valentine's Day, Fingees :)
the pigstev texture is killing me of laughter!😂
Happy Valentine’s Day and congrats on 100K subscribers
That pig in the wedding dress is so cute though :D
why does the pig in the bride dress look so cute
that catfish model actually looks good
I wish fingees actually made it playable cause it way too funny and you can troll your friends so bad😂
Who let fingers out of the basement to make more mods
God
You might be the best mod maker
Congrats on 100k
These updates are getting better and better.
Wow thats a catfish from Alex's Mobs mod!
I appreciate clarifying 18+ cause some minecraft youtuber don't seem to understand that
Man I love catfishing
At least the eating part
zombie with suit got some flashbacks
the real fellas had it too
You should add gambling next, as a way to cope with the divorce
You having the kid as soon as you got married implies you did the nasty before marriage which is nice lore
That creeper in a suit looks dapper.
please make a playlist with all your videos
My minecraft God complex says I need this
you always scare me with your genius
DougDoug is gonna love this update