Chrom's the only guy in gen 1 who has a sister though, isn't he? Robin meanwhile, talks to both Chrom's sisters (When even Chrom can't talk with Emmeryn) and both Lucina and her possible sister. Dude gives none. And Corrin's even worse...
I love how specific Coggers questions are, like "watching YT videos on the train with no headphones" we can all imagine exactly what it would look like, but just WHY?
Cogger: “The character most likely to tempt to shoplift and get caught” Hop:**selects dark toon link** **realizes mistake, changes colour** **makes awkward eye contact with camera** 2:14
Next time Marss clams that ZSS is trash, show him this Cogger ZSS clip. For added context, then show him how Cogger usually plays most of the characters.
16:06 Only reason I'll say that is because he literally can't. I think he's legit the only gen 1 unit in awakening who HAS a sister. Robin on the other hand, doesn't care. He'll bang both of Chrom's sisters, and if Lucina has a sister, both of them are still on the table. (And Chrom's supposed to be his best bro :P) Corrin meanwhile... Gives even less if that's possible. Off the top of my head there's like... 7 sisters that are eligible? Plus Azura can have 2 kids, so that's another possible sister. And the thing is, 4 or 5 of those are his own sister.
@@Madmandr._sam In FE Awakening, the game Chrom is in, I think Chrom is the only non-time-traveling-child who has a sister. He can't talk to anyone's sister, since I assume his own don't count. Robin meanwhile, can support literally every character in the game, including both of Chrom's sisters. One of them is a bonus character, who can only talk with Robin. And if you include TTing children, Robin and Chrom are the only two who can have 2 kids. And outside of his own kids, Chrom can't talk with any of the child units. Robin can. FE Fates meanwhile, is one of the most... Alabama games in the series. I wanna say 4 is the only one that can rival it. Corrin has like 9 siblings (4 adopted, 4 who are secretly adopted literally just because of shipping I'd guess), and can marry all of them if you're gendered correctly. Plus there's a set of sisters, and Azura (One of corrin's adoptive siblings and iirc their biological cousin) can have 2 kids, making one of them another sister who is also on the table for Corrin. I think I got everything.
definitely feel that Bayo was overlooked during that porno discussion, she is basically "sex appeal" the character (I know she has more facets, but honestly Bayonetta's story bores me to tears.
To be fair, it feels like the entire bayo game was made primarily as a gag poking fun at overly sexy women in video games, and the rest of the game was second.
For anyone wondering, the russian text at 2:43 basically says "I choose to hurt myself so that WE can all share the pain of the glorious motherland" Or something like that
2:42 It says this “I choose to self-harm so that we can share the pain for a glorious homeland.” Technically it says “home” instead of “homeland” when directly translated, but I think that’s down the comma after “самоповреждение”.
2:43 Translation: "I choose self harm, so that we can split the pain for our glorious homeland" I share my knowledge with you all, thou I am a russian of his people!
I love how hopcat makes thumbnail reaction face anytime he gets hit by stuff thats strong. I have to imagine it's one of those things where at first it was ironic and for the thumbnail but now it's just become an unconscious habit.
2 things: 1: I like this series! 2: I don't know why, but I was getting serious "piece of trash" vibes from Joker and Bowser Jr. But I also felt like Joker could be a nice guy if he's hanging out with his close friends, whereas Bowser Jr is a piece of trash just to be a piece of trash. I've never played any of the Persona games, but a bunch of questions (especially ones that Cogger asked) felt like Bowser Jr would do them because he's a pain, and Joker would do them because he is so cocky and smug.
@John-Landon Daniels it's literally a +100 hours game, i can understand that not everyone has the time to play those games (that and maybe they don't like jrpgs or something like that)
Clogger: Who would watch a UA-cam video on a train without headphones? Hop: Anyone who does that is a psychopath! Me watching this on a train without headphones:
My picks to these (I didn't watch their answers before answering so if some are similar then it's just a coincidence) : 0:15 - Olimar, because plucking a Pikmin from the ground and plucking a chip from the sauce is the same movement (kinda) 1:05 - K. Rool, even though his character design is great, he is ugly 2:14 - Captain Falcon, he is masked but too hype to stay stealthy 3:12 - Min Min, because she's annoying as hell 3:58 - Yoshi, hell I wouldn't even ask him to get his shoes off after seeing all these cursed mods 5:09 - Hero, because he's a hero and he's nice 6:20 - Donkey Kong, being able to take care of a book and being a big monkey aren't that compatible 7:36 - Young Link green gang 8:13 - Piranha Plant, where would it put headphones in ? 9:26 - Bowser Jr., he's a child so he'll brag about it to get attention 10:08 - Bayonetta because of the lewd part of the character I guess, had a hard time figuring one out for this 11:19 - Out of everyone left on the board I haven't mentionned yet, I would say Zelda 12:10 - Snake, because of how well I think he would actually fit in that universe 13:03 - Mega Man hating gang 14:05 - Wii Fit Trainer has a literal soccer ball in their moveset 15:00 - Rosalina & Luma, I appreciated Super Mario Galaxy a lot 15:47 - I feel like my sister and Pyra have pretty similar mindsets 16:47 - I would say anime boy Cloud, but I'm not sure, don't really care about girl's standards 17:34 - First, I hate you Jackson, second, Palutena with her pole dance is my answer 18:19 - What the hell Peter ? Mine's probably Sonic but this was a weird question, especially after saying Jackson's were psychopaths 18:52 - Pac-Man, because of bonus fruit And that's it ! It took me way too long so I won't do it again but it was fun !
Funny how the one time they call out the Fire Emblem fans reactions they’re actually correct, as Chrom totally would given he can marry someone in nearly the same chapter he meets them
Oh my god, I just went back to re-watch this video, and I realized that you totally subconsciously influenced me. Literally just the other day I looked at Ike's alts and thought of the top Ike-bottom Ike joke, not even remembering it was in this video.
I was trying to decide on a character for each question before watching the part where they made their choices and when it got to the fly one I was like "oh Ken easy, but neither of them are gonna notice and pick him" but then Cogger did, let's fucking go
It's WORSE when they only CAPITALISE certain WORDS imo. I can tune out the all caps but this is like if. You. Put. Periods. On. Every. Word. Making. Your. Brain. Stop. As. Well.
Castlevania is iconic enough to get a whole genre name after it. Metroidvanias are a genre of games pioneered by Metroid & Castlevania. Plus the music is sick AF. you guys use it all the time in your videos
7:42 As a Pokemon Trainer main, I can confirm that learning all three was a pain in the ass. On the bright side, since all my friends main heavys, I get to see the fear in their eyes when Squirtle happens
As soon as Cogger hit that ZSS clip at 17:10 I got a pop up add with the text "The most beautiful thing you've never seen." I mean is that perfect or what?
As a Fire Emblem fan, Chrom can marry a woman who joins your group in that same level. Chrom is definitely the guy who would talk to your sister.
Robin also fits this
Pretty much all of them that are from Awakening on
Chrom's the only guy in gen 1 who has a sister though, isn't he? Robin meanwhile, talks to both Chrom's sisters (When even Chrom can't talk with Emmeryn) and both Lucina and her possible sister. Dude gives none.
And Corrin's even worse...
Joker also can be in a relationship with makoto, literally Sae's sister
You don't need to read 800 dialog boxes either. Only listen to them. Also, mad respect to all fellow FE fans for putting up with toxic smash players.
Cursed smashdown is a great name for this series, and you already know that Cogger edition will knock it out of the park
Sorry
@@mydeadlyadventuredescanorj9756 . . . ?
@@scarsch2818 Nathan Wharton was at 69 likes and when I liked it became 70 likes
@@mydeadlyadventuredescanorj9756 NNOOOOOOOOOO YOU BASTARD
@@scarsch2818 what I didn’t kill Kenny
4:00
Sonic would definitely refuse to take his shoes off.
"The shoes stay on."
That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking
IKR
I guess Jackson just came over to play smash downs with Zack and Peter on that day.
Because Cogger is just so chill, he makes any day of gaming just good fun.
Rumor has it the conversation went something like this:
Zack: “Smash?”
Peter: “Down”
Cogger: “Smashdown.”
I love how specific Coggers questions are, like "watching YT videos on the train with no headphones"
we can all imagine exactly what it would look like, but just WHY?
And for some reason, I can see Mario just laughing his ass off as described lol
@@assordante2205 lmao
Jordan’s mum
I will always see them as top Ike and bottom Ike now. Godammit hop.
"he's used to giving to others"
I hate how true it is
Nice pfp
Ike fights for his friends... I guess we all know what was meant by "fight".
@@GlacideaEX haha you mean attacking, right?
You mean attacking... right?
16:06 gonna swoop in as relevant Fire Emblem fans to let you know this is funny because *you* the player can sleep with *Chrom's* sister.
I was thinking the same thing, it's not that Chrom would NEVER, more like Robin 100% would
"Does Richter and Simon have fans?"
"Yeah, but they're all really old, they'll just forget about 'em soon."
That hurts, peter.
He impersonated a 40 year-old for Mr G&W, which sucks when you are 39, lol
back in my day, we threw axes and crosses at demons
69th like 👍 3rd comment
@@Jackaljkljkl you're 39 years old and watching hopcat?
@@moistloaf3854 w
Cogger: “The character most likely to tempt to shoplift and get caught”
Hop:**selects dark toon link**
**realizes mistake, changes colour**
**makes awkward eye contact with camera**
2:14
Lol possible possible…
Why is it a mistake
@@erosbifebeef5115 because of the controversy surrounding correlating blacks to shoplifting
@@cryoverspilledmilk4546 what a racist thought to begin with
@@erosbifebeef5115 yeah, it's kinda racist to correlate any race to any specific action or characteristic, that's most likely why he changed alts
2:43 “I choose to self-harm so that we can share the pain for a slave homeland“ wow that is a communist pichu 😂
Cogger's Duck Hunt is actually hype AF, seeing him play that character is a beautiful thing!
Next time Marss clams that ZSS is trash, show him this Cogger ZSS clip.
For added context, then show him how Cogger usually plays most of the characters.
ZSS is low tier though, shes not that great of a character tbh
@@gjgaming2133 are you a comedy man
I mean that’s just ZSS 101 against heavies (idk how to write that word I speak Spanish most the time) for ya
clams
Put Cogger's ZSS compared to his Ness and immediately prove a point
"Some 40-year-old is like..." Oof, right through my aged and decrepit heart XD XD
I was only 25 (for what feels like) a few days ago, but now I'm 36 😰
I love how you can tell Jackson went to Zack and Peter’s house and filmed 2 smash downs on the same day.
17:05 as one of your 6.1% of female viewers, I can confirm I am most attracted to Zero Suit Samus
RIP Snake
Yeah, when he picked ZSS for that question I was like "Checks out"
As one of the majority male viewers, I say Snake would appeal more to us. Well at least to me. Still bummed about his bum nerf
Trans right?
5:40 could totally see Terry saving me, but first he would ask if I was ok of course
Real Bout Fatal Fury ending he tries to save Geese from falling off a cliff, genius answer tbh
"Im getting Steve'd" is probably my favorite frase so far
phrase*
It’s my lunch break and you uploaded this right as I sat down, thanks so much!!! Made my lunch so much more fun
This needs to be brought into the Underdogs just like how Poppt1 brought Smash Board Game onto there.
Hopcat has uploaded more frequently. That's always good
8:15 Sephiroth would do that specifically so he can play one winged angel and terrorize Cloud.
10:48 yeah. I was sad, but he just doesn't know it yet. If he learns inputs he can pick up the character, that's how the shotos works
As a fire emblem fan, Robin would’ve been the guy to pick talking to your sister. Man can date his homie’s future daughter 😂
“Shoeless wario would be a crime”
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
Mario & Sonic at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics gave us a glimpse of that already
@A B Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to know the answers to
13:32 Dabuz, shuton and myran:Yeets purple Pikmin at hop
For a lad who whines about how lame grab kills are, he sure did fish hard for that blue pikmin up throw
16:06 Only reason I'll say that is because he literally can't. I think he's legit the only gen 1 unit in awakening who HAS a sister.
Robin on the other hand, doesn't care. He'll bang both of Chrom's sisters, and if Lucina has a sister, both of them are still on the table. (And Chrom's supposed to be his best bro :P)
Corrin meanwhile... Gives even less if that's possible. Off the top of my head there's like... 7 sisters that are eligible? Plus Azura can have 2 kids, so that's another possible sister. And the thing is, 4 or 5 of those are his own sister.
i- wha- huh?
@@Madmandr._sam In FE Awakening, the game Chrom is in, I think Chrom is the only non-time-traveling-child who has a sister. He can't talk to anyone's sister, since I assume his own don't count.
Robin meanwhile, can support literally every character in the game, including both of Chrom's sisters. One of them is a bonus character, who can only talk with Robin. And if you include TTing children, Robin and Chrom are the only two who can have 2 kids. And outside of his own kids, Chrom can't talk with any of the child units. Robin can.
FE Fates meanwhile, is one of the most... Alabama games in the series. I wanna say 4 is the only one that can rival it. Corrin has like 9 siblings (4 adopted, 4 who are secretly adopted literally just because of shipping I'd guess), and can marry all of them if you're gendered correctly. Plus there's a set of sisters, and Azura (One of corrin's adoptive siblings and iirc their biological cousin) can have 2 kids, making one of them another sister who is also on the table for Corrin.
I think I got everything.
@@MercuryA2000 i understand everything now 100%
Fire emblem fans be like
"If your girl has deathly white skin and no face" that's not your girl, that's Slenderman.
Slenderman for Smash confirmed.
"Я выбираю самоповреждение" xD
this moment is hilarious by itself but the clunkiness of that sentence makes it hysterical imo
Cogger just flinching as he realizes what Hop said about the Ikes is absolutely incredible
definitely feel that Bayo was overlooked during that porno discussion, she is basically "sex appeal" the character (I know she has more facets, but honestly Bayonetta's story bores me to tears.
To be fair, it feels like the entire bayo game was made primarily as a gag poking fun at overly sexy women in video games, and the rest of the game was second.
pyra and mythra too considering their designs
For anyone wondering, the russian text at 2:43 basically says
"I choose to hurt myself so that WE can all share the pain of the glorious motherland"
Or something like that
Hopcat: "I think you're gonna have some creative ideas for questions"
Him 10 seconds later: "I knew yours was gonna be stupid"
Terry actually did canonically try to save his own in-game villain from falling of a building.
2:42 It says this
“I choose to self-harm so that we can share the pain for a glorious homeland.”
Technically it says “home” instead of “homeland” when directly translated, but I think that’s down the comma after “самоповреждение”.
2:43 Translation:
"I choose self harm, so that we can split the pain for our glorious homeland"
I share my knowledge with you all, thou I am a russian of his people!
bro thank you
I love how hopcat makes thumbnail reaction face anytime he gets hit by stuff thats strong. I have to imagine it's one of those things where at first it was ironic and for the thumbnail but now it's just become an unconscious habit.
"Most attractive to women"
Sephiroth: Am I a joke to you?
I’m a guy and sephiroth is attractive to me
16:09 hop: '800 dialogue boxes to understand'
Me: aww that's rookie numbers
17:33 Bayonneta: Am I a joke to you?
2 things:
1: I like this series!
2: I don't know why, but I was getting serious "piece of trash" vibes from Joker and Bowser Jr. But I also felt like Joker could be a nice guy if he's hanging out with his close friends, whereas Bowser Jr is a piece of trash just to be a piece of trash. I've never played any of the Persona games, but a bunch of questions (especially ones that Cogger asked) felt like Bowser Jr would do them because he's a pain, and Joker would do them because he is so cocky and smug.
@John-Landon Daniels it's literally a +100 hours game, i can understand that not everyone has the time to play those games (that and maybe they don't like jrpgs or something like that)
Don't be so mean to Bowser Jr
Clogger: Who would watch a UA-cam video on a train without headphones?
Hop: Anyone who does that is a psychopath!
Me watching this on a train without headphones:
11:54 hype duck hunt cam!!
My picks to these (I didn't watch their answers before answering so if some are similar then it's just a coincidence) :
0:15 - Olimar, because plucking a Pikmin from the ground and plucking a chip from the sauce is the same movement (kinda)
1:05 - K. Rool, even though his character design is great, he is ugly
2:14 - Captain Falcon, he is masked but too hype to stay stealthy
3:12 - Min Min, because she's annoying as hell
3:58 - Yoshi, hell I wouldn't even ask him to get his shoes off after seeing all these cursed mods
5:09 - Hero, because he's a hero and he's nice
6:20 - Donkey Kong, being able to take care of a book and being a big monkey aren't that compatible
7:36 - Young Link green gang
8:13 - Piranha Plant, where would it put headphones in ?
9:26 - Bowser Jr., he's a child so he'll brag about it to get attention
10:08 - Bayonetta because of the lewd part of the character I guess, had a hard time figuring one out for this
11:19 - Out of everyone left on the board I haven't mentionned yet, I would say Zelda
12:10 - Snake, because of how well I think he would actually fit in that universe
13:03 - Mega Man hating gang
14:05 - Wii Fit Trainer has a literal soccer ball in their moveset
15:00 - Rosalina & Luma, I appreciated Super Mario Galaxy a lot
15:47 - I feel like my sister and Pyra have pretty similar mindsets
16:47 - I would say anime boy Cloud, but I'm not sure, don't really care about girl's standards
17:34 - First, I hate you Jackson, second, Palutena with her pole dance is my answer
18:19 - What the hell Peter ? Mine's probably Sonic but this was a weird question, especially after saying Jackson's were psychopaths
18:52 - Pac-Man, because of bonus fruit
And that's it ! It took me way too long so I won't do it again but it was fun !
I feel like Cogger deserves some extra points just from those hype kills.
Cursed Smashdown is the name we needed all along!
Impostor! How did your comment didn’t started by « I am Ferdinand von Aegir »?
@@maximeminassian6002 The bit's dead at this point, I just haven't gone back to my old account name yet.
Hopcat: “C’mon man, pick up the pace.”
Also Hopcat, getting destroyed by WiiFit Trainer: “Have some chill…”
15:57
*sweet home Alabama starts playing in Cogger's head*
Funny how the one time they call out the Fire Emblem fans reactions they’re actually correct, as Chrom totally would given he can marry someone in nearly the same chapter he meets them
Oh my god, I just went back to re-watch this video, and I realized that you totally subconsciously influenced me. Literally just the other day I looked at Ike's alts and thought of the top Ike-bottom Ike joke, not even remembering it was in this video.
I did a full-on kettle laugh at that zero suit ladder, I needed that, thanks
I love this series, Thank you HopCat
Terry would probably take the time to ask "are you okay" before pulling you up from the cliff- and in that time you'd fall
13:40 Pikmin is actually an amazing game, but olimar in smash makes me want to comit self hurt
2:43 This translates to "I choose self harm so we can share the pain for the homeland."
“Do richter and Simon have fans?”
“Yeah but they’re all really old so they’ll just forget about it.”
💀💀💀
I was trying to decide on a character for each question before watching the part where they made their choices and when it got to the fly one I was like "oh Ken easy, but neither of them are gonna notice and pick him" but then Cogger did, let's fucking go
“They’re gonna click off the video unless you pick up the pace”
Nah… I’m here for Jackson getting wrecked lol
11:35 Cogger’s DuckHunt is Goat Status
I PLAYED ON MY GAME & WATCH SYSTEM! AT THE TIME IT WAS GROUNDBREAKING! SO MUCH PERSONALITY IN ONE CHARACTER!
Ah yes, the boomer typing style: all caps. (My dad does this irl. I hate it.)
@@yehoshuas.6917 Yeah, that was the vibe I was going for XD. I know how you feel.
It's WORSE when they only CAPITALISE certain WORDS imo. I can tune out the all caps but this is like if. You. Put. Periods. On. Every. Word. Making. Your. Brain. Stop. As. Well.
Did he know that terry literally tries to save the villain falling out of a building by grabbing their hand?
Oh Chrom would absolutely "talk to your sister". Only, he would do it completely on accident with no idea what he was doing.
As a Dedede main, I can safely say we don’t just use ariels
*we also spam gordo*
9:35 Cogger: Where´s Little Z?
HopCat and me: XD
I am completely convinced that it is psychologically and chemically impossible to not enjoy every word that Jackson says.
“Pick the character that you would delete from the game if you had the choice”
Me: *furiously screaming Corrin*
4:00 would say Kirby, don't think anyone has seen his feet.
Cogger visited Little Z and Hopcat and they both looked at each other and said “perfect”
6:50 As someone who is blind in one eye, I can confirm that I indeed cannot read
12:18 is legendary because there's a character named Starfox in the eternals
Hop and Cogger have great chemistry. Very entertaining video!
I would be offended at the Fire Emblem Player jokes, but they aren't just true, but understated.
Castlevania is iconic enough to get a whole genre name after it. Metroidvanias are a genre of games pioneered by Metroid & Castlevania. Plus the music is sick AF. you guys use it all the time in your videos
The Tragic Prince is epic
7:42 As a Pokemon Trainer main, I can confirm that learning all three was a pain in the ass. On the bright side, since all my friends main heavys, I get to see the fear in their eyes when Squirtle happens
17:33 I feel like you could've gone with palutena because her taunts and the noises she makes while fighting
Fun fact: if you work at security at a samsung store you will be a guardian of the galaxy
6:48 aw yes a spaceship flying wolf that plans to take over everything...
That can't read
I love this pairing! We don't see it enough
17:30 this is how u know he doesn't play snake, he should have been mashing grenade😂😂
"pick the character most attractive to women"
cogger: *picks zss*
based
Communist Pichu: OUR damage
Hopcat has the best voice impressions when mocking things. I wish he would use this more
Fun fact: if you fall out of a plane without a parachute you will fall for the rest of your life
As soon as Cogger hit that ZSS clip at 17:10 I got a pop up add with the text "The most beautiful thing you've never seen."
I mean is that perfect or what?
I think Cogcat (or hogger?) is my favorite Underdogs pairing
Chrom's a good answer, but honestly a better answer is Robin. That man would marry your sister just because she has good genes
Then you get access to female Robin in return.
Cogger getting some recognition today. He was also in Zack’s video. Also the “double dip” reference.
Fun fact: if you stab a bowl of cereal you will be a cereal killer
I feel like this series should be called World’s most curious Smashdown.
17:35
One of y'all should of chose king k rool
it makes the most since because
You know
BBC
Big Black Crocodile
Coffee doesn’t pop off often but when he does he looks like a top tournament player. Shits dope
3:59
Sonic Mains: My disappointment is imesurable and my day is ruined
4:00 Piranha Plant would not want to take his pot of. I’m certain of it.
Cogger: “who wouldn’t take their shoes off in a no shoes house”
*Wario & Little Mac*
Sonic off in the distance: EXCUSE ME!?
8:35 Candyland? By Tobu? Love that song. Great artist!
"That's the top Ike I prefer the bottom Ike to save me"
-HopCat 2021
2 Cogger Smashdowns in one day let's go
2:11 and ppl ask why that stage was banned
16:56 missed chance for sephiroth
I’m gonna be honest, I love Game and Watch’d design cause he has the most unique design