Quite frankly, if you had a baby that managed to go all the way to another guys house, opening various doors along the way, to threaten them into a religion, you might be in way over your head as a parent. Like, that's not a think that you can fix with a binky or a stern talking to.
Yeah, that’s not a baby…that’s a demonic goblin. Why is this demonic goblin in my fridge and demanding I follow Jesus? I don’t know. also jokes on you kid, I’ve had the holy spirt in me since I was 9
For the Christian baby prompts, you know if you took out the part of them preaching for Christianity and you just had a talking baby doing the same actions, most Christians would go straight to thinking its devil baby over jesus baby.
Also the baby "refuses to leave" in the prompts... Yeah no I'm not so weak that I can't lift a single baby out of my fridge lol. These people need to come up with more unsolvable problems.
I like how Christian mothers are like if you don't believe that our world is created before 6000 years or do everything the church says the God will sent you to hell . I mean they the ones that will get punished by their own religion
As a Christian myself, these types of "Christians" gives me an aneurysm every time I think of when they make comments about "if you don't turn to God, you're going to Hell"
"If you don't turn to God, you're going to hell" is how Christianity works. However, you do have a point, as commenting that on random internet posts is not an effective way to lead people to Christ.
I'm atheist, read a little part of bible a long time ago (when my nanny gifted it to me for birthday), and from what I heard, doesn't God just want you to live the best life? Like isn't God supposed to be understanding?
If there was a baby that somehow in my home & stood in my refrigerator proselytizing, I would grab my cell phone, call 911, opening all the windows while looking for my cat to put him in his carrier & take him out to the car. On the phone with 911, I would be telling them I think there is a carbon monoxide leak or maybe I ate something weird, & the EMTs can find me in my car outside. If the baby is real, the EMTs can call CPS to come deal with it.
Here we are, having to explain the process of evolution to these kinds of people every day, just for it to r/woosh over their head and ask the same thing tomorrow
Their arguments against evolution can be broken down to "I dont understand how it works so it must mean you are all wrong". I find it perplexing how there are people out there who will refuse all evidence and scientific consensus, yet will choose to believe everything some book from 2000 years ago says...
@@hunterchichester5720 Yeah I'd be pretty concerned about a religious person, especially a christian, teaching my child. They're more likely to teach lies from their dumb books than they are to teach facts and that's how you end up with a country full of idiots. I'm looking at you united states.
4:51 Easy. Babies have extremely low discomfort tolerance. I just wait for the baby to get cold, change its mind, and leave. Maybe go down and grab some Panda Express if I'm that hungry.
5:05 firstly I would call the police and then open the door to the refrigerator so the baby doesn’t die in there. I would then press charges for breaking and entering
These people were falling asleep during math class as they were taught the hypothesis, theory and theorem of maths. I don't know if y'all learnt that in math or science. I know I learnt that in math in Italy. And the concept goes. A hypothesis is when you have a problem that you need to verify whether it is possible to solve it or not. A theory is next step: it's when you propose a solution to said problem. A theorem is next when you have found a solution and now you can make into a rule.
Generally, in US curriculum hypothesis and theory is "science" while theorem is "math" I'm not saying the two are mutually exclusive (just ask physicists) but that's how the curriculum is organized
My favourite thing about Christianity is this. They say that "God is perfect", and that "We are made in God's image", but that we are also "not perfect", which would make God not perfect by proxy. So which is it? It can't be both.
God's image could be interpreted differenly. It could be either in an image made in God's mind that he specially designed or in his actual form, which i don't believe to be true because God shouldn't be bound by a body.
The fact that we are not perfect does not mean God is not perfect. It only means we are an incomplete image. We know this. And God has offered you a solution.
12:00 As a Muslim, no... The Ghulam system is not at all "Humane". Those who were taken as a Ghulam were treated like a Spartiate, being forced to adopt Islam, and are very lucky if they survived. Especially worse is the system used by Ottoman Janissaries, where they take literal children from their parents. Also, These people should know that Prophet Muhammad (SAW) gave an Enslaved man, Billal bin Rabbah, his freedom once he joined Prophet Muhammad (SAW) and became Islam's first Muezzin (Prayer Crier)... Islam under Prophet Muhammad's guidance does not condone slavery, and should never be viewed as such.
Salams. Just to continue your point here: In the same vein, the Taliban doesn't mirror Islam's given right of everyone to seek an education, women included. But the point of the subreddit is to show the absolute lunacy of those with extreme views, often unfounded in whatever religion and undercutting the overall message. P.S. I'm not saying don't be critical of religion
@@bippbunn Walaikum Salam, Sadiq. Funny thing about Taliban banning Women to study. Prophet Muhammad (SAW) when he was still a baby was half raised by Halima binti Abi Zuaib. Halima, as Muhammad's Foster Mother, would have thought him basically like a preschool: How to speak, How to Count, etc. It's the custom of the Arabs Quraish Tribes to ask the Member of the Bani Sa'ad Tribe (the Tribe Halima was a member of) to do that to their children It's just so stupid the Taliban do that knowing that Islam's main Prophet were literally thought how to Speak and Count by a Woman.
@@aribantala I mean that's just conservative extremism. Islam is just a tool for them. If they grew up in China they would be extremist Buddhist, in the USA they would be extremist christians. I personally dislike religion as an institution precisely since it can be so easily used to justify atrocities. You simply cannot argue against "But the ultimate creator of everything and everyone says it's okay". Like, "but i feel like hurting people is bad" just dwarves against this. But like i said, the Taliban aren't caused by Islam, they are caused by geopolitical decisions in the past which decided socio-economic conditions today.
I mean, I really respect the way you interprit it, and I wish more people of your faith would do so, but you have to admit, for the majority of the history of the Islamic coutries, they interprited the text very differently, even though the text was exactly the same.
@@Vladimir_Fedorov27 Nitpick: The story of Billal bin Rabah isn't written in the Qur'an, but rather Islamic Historiography through Tafsir (Exegesis) and from the Hadith. It is clear as daylight that Bilal was a Slave that Abu Bakr emancipated from Abu Jahal in accordance to Muhammad's Instructions. Both Sunnite and Shi'ite scholars agree on this point before the Schism between Ali and the other Companions. This is written on two Hadiths It's clear that those who deny this account from these Two hadiths, Hadith Sahih al Bukhari and Hadith Sunan Ibnu Majah, are not Practicing Exegesis (True Tafsir) but rather Eisegesis (Tafsir at-Taswit, lit: Interpretation by Opinions). It is absolutely discouraged to put forward agendas that is clearly against the act of the Prophet. It's safe to assume that a Prophet who emancipated their followers would roll in their grave knowing their future disciples enslaves others
The more you dig into it the more it literally behaves like a godless religion. Especially since wokeness affects every single part of these people's life in one way or another. Of course, we can't point at the most extreme case and claim they're the average followers of wokeness.
12:51 Atheism has survived since the existence of humans. It didn't just pop out of nowhere. It's always existed, just not mentioned as much in turbulent times. There are records of atheistic thoughts originated in BCE...
yeah, religion didnt start just as soon as we existed, it was after (unless you believe in all the adam and eve bs, which is weird considering since there were only two of them to make more people they had to $3% multiple times and to make more after adam and eve died the siblings had to... and it implies all people are siblings and stuff which is weird because people have $3% alot so its inces-)
00:20 “IF YOU SCROLL, YOU’RE HEARTLESS” What, because these people are stuck on an aircraft that’s a nightmare to be on because there’s no way to get in and out and you have to open the roof and have multiple staircases for people to get in their seats and sit there, because of the designers making multiple horrible life choices before constructing this abhorrent nightmare of engineering that’s an insult to air travel, while are happy these people need to pray for their lives?
The thing that gets me with the statement "God doesn't make mistakes" is that in the bible God made a ton of mistakes. Like what do you think happened with the tower of babel, what were the floods about?
So true. A perfect being would not experience anger or love. They would be emotionless. God cannot be perfect in order to have an interesting story; they gave him flaws so people would want to read the Bible.
9:48 Once more as a person that believes in God.. This body isn't our "eternal body", kids are born with deformities, but that doesn't mean that was God's intention. I grew up watching many hospital related shows, what stuck up with me was two siblings who merged together during pregnancy, the bottom part of the sibling was attached to the other sibling's belly. That just one birth deformity of many, some which are life threatening. If THAT'S wrong is it bad to say even something like gender is wrong too? Being Trans isn't a choice, it brings gender dysphoria, and in a Transphobic world it also involves depression, something so stressful even leads to death, as a family we should support eachother instead of kicking your trans kids out, you're basically murdering them even if just in the long run. Gender affirmation is Health care, and everyone who needs health care has the rights to get it.
Mental health and mental disabilities.... not anything to do with your s*x and/or what you want to call it to rationalize trying to change between them. Fallen world means everything connected to us.... including us.... are subject to.... Death, which happens a lot of different ways. What do these people need? Not people to play along with their delusion..... You'll find these people endgame themselves just as much as before if not even more now.... And funny that the only people who really matter are those who refuse to accept and play along, we're thought of as these people's line to living or d-ing.... thats not how that works, and they're trying to infect kids with it....
@@ShaggyTheClown17 hey I spoke to God, I have no proof of this you'll just have to believe that happened, and he said that you are a false follower and you need therapy. Oh and he said his favorite band is nickelback, he prefers women's soccer, and chocolate is the best flavor.
Thank you for this. My mom is pretty transphobic and uses "God doesn't make mistakes" as her main justification, despite me literally having objective design flaws (one of my eyes is pretty blurry) and other people have far worse.
saying that the existence of trans people implies God "made people incorrect" is also implying that trans people are born incorrect. They are born *incomplete,* as all human beings are, and part of all people's self completion is self exploration and the affirming of our identites. God creates the parts of many things rather than their sum- He gave us wheat and grapes rather than bread and wine because, being made in His image, we are also meant to partake in the act of creation.
Funny that the kind of people that spread this women don't need college stuff also are the ones that say women were meant to nurture children. So where do I, a woman studying Early Childhood Education in college, fit? I am nurturing children, I am fulfilling my "womanly duties" or whatever the fuck that mean, and I am helping and loving my neighbor by allowing parents to go to work knowing their children are being cared for. All this while adhering more to the orders from their "god" than they do without even believing in him! So fuck that anti education rethoric
"imagine a Christian baby breaks into your house and stands inside your refrigerator and refuses to leave until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?" call the police, tell them there's an unidentified toddler in my house and that I want said toddler to be reunited with his/her parents.
"I'm not weaving untiw you accept Jesus Chwist as youw word and sawoiw an renounce atheism" "I wonder if babies can be charged with breaking and entering. Time to find out!"
13:00 I was watching this in the background and thought that there was a guy saying debating is non-Christian, and that, I think, says all you need to know about the cult around the 2 millennia old book
Even super fans of that book know that debate is a common occurrence. If you are unwilling to debate, you are also unwilling to defend yourself if my eyes
@@aiodensghost8645 As a Christian, I’m often willing to argue/debate and listen to another side, but when they don’t listen or try to understand/accept is when you need to stop arguing and move on.
Gravity is a theory, just like evolution, and you experience gravity every second of every day. Theory does not mean educated guess. It means a formulated scientific explanation that is supported by evidence and testing. Hypothesis is what means educated guess.
9:50 I'm remineded of something I saw once: "Why did god make trans people? The same reason he made grain but not bread and grapes but not wine: so that we could share in the joy of creation."
You don't get to just pretend they aren't part of your group. They are. Your religion is still damaging people's lives to this day. And Instead of doing something about it you just try to brush it under the rug with "we do not claim these people". This is why nobody likes religious people.
I was bored on Quora for a while and I sometimes answered those hypothetical Christian Baby questions. None of them made me sound sane. The fridge one is one where I said something like "free midnight snack"
2:39 Oh that red section is pissing me off. Sure, I was told not to sin, but when I am driven to end my own life so others around me don't have an "abomination" in their lives, (and even years later I still feel shame everytime i see that fucking cults doors to the point of irrational panic attacks and therapy) I call that trauma.
10:50 i love that so so much they actually included therians(otherkin,trans-species) in there cause honestly its kinda rare to see, and they are honestly some of the best of everyone that i know
they're including them to make a point about how "crazy" the left is. no sane person, including leftists, genuinely believes you can identify as a cat..
6:21 jack the snac should become a philosopher because damn does he have some wisdom PS:I liked my own comment so that people are more likely to see it. Don't judge me
*these followers As a Christian, I really dislike this because it gives such a bad impression on Christianity. But even worse, no one tries to understand what they really mean.
@@scrambledmc3772 ... then what do they mean? I understand they are trying to save my soul but some of the things the more dogmatic portions of Christians have done will mean that I won't even have to die before I experience hell.
@@golemofflesh3953 What I meant was no one tries to understand the things shown in the video, they just think, "oh that's a bad example/the information is inaccurate so it can't apply to me at all". I can try to explain the intent behind some specific examples, if you would like.
@@scrambledmc3772 @scrambledmc3772 I would agree that many of the examples here can have very much differing meanings based on the context that it is shown in and that they are currently framed in such a way as to be the subject of mockery. For reference I am a trans girl. Many of my decisions and actions would seem nonsensical without that context. I am always reminding myself my beliefs can at any time end up being false and that my perspective is always warped in some way or another. I try my best to understand other perspectives to better grow my own even, especially, when I disagree with them.
@@golemofflesh3953 Thanks for understanding. Now let me tell you, if you don’t want to constantly learn your beliefs are false, I have the place for you.
6:08 I mean most of those are things we can see except the evolution thing but there is substantial visual evidence for it. And most people are skeptical of alternate universes.
Being an atheist is great. It basically means you have no dumb rules to live by, can analyze religion without as much bias, and you get to decide right and wrong for yourself without the help of a 2,000 year old book.
yeah, his content is really nice, i watch him pretty often. :) I don’t agree with some of his views on things like LGBTQ and feminism, he’s still pretty decent and has really good points on Christianity 😭
06:32 A woman was proselytizing in my (atheist) BFF’s neighborhood and the woman stormed off when my friend was like “No, but you can still believe evolution AND God! Lots of Christians believe that’s how God did it. It can work!” Same friend has been instrumental in me keeping my faith. I came out to her as bi and one of the first things she said was “Okay, let me ask around about churches that support the LGBTQ+ community.” 🥹
13:10 in 7th grade my religion teacher told us not to masterbate we were separated by sex, forced to watch a video on the beauty of sex before marriage and informed that masterbating was bad because sexual pleasure should only be received from our future husbands penis. Which is a great thing to hear from a woman in her 50’s, who had spent the entire last class teaching us how to be politely transphobic (I’m trans btw)
What I never understood about about Christianity: If God is all loving, then how come he lets people go to Hell? Most Christians will answer, "Well, God wants everyone to go to heaven, but going to Hell is what it means to not be able to feel God's love." But like, it's God. If this is truly an all powerful God we're talking about, why doesn't he just make it so that people immediately see the error of the their ways after death so they can hang out will all the cool kids in Heaven?
Why wait until people die? Why make them suffer on Earth at all? If the end goal is to have a group of good people in Heaven forever, why not just create things in that state to start with?
I love the fact that these people pull the "science isn't real" card all the time, when the second most powerful Catholic person is the head of an entire mission of scientists. The same priests also work with dark matter and at the Hadron collider.
I’m a Satanist, and just with that alone it kind of gives even none Satanic atheists, and the absolute fear sometimes. Like my man Satanism is atheistic we’re on the same page
atheism is not believing in any kind of god or deity but I agree satan is a chad, we would just be puppets for an omnipotent narcissist if he didn't make eve eat that apple.
4:23 fun fact:if Jesus came at january 6th during the riot,and preached about giving money to the poor,he will be insulted as a palestinian communist and be crucified the 2nd time
@@badclassicalmusicit would be because they wouldn’t really recognize him if he didn’t come directly from the sky. Otherwise it’s very impossible that Jesus ever shows up being a fictional character.
5:00 A baby broke into my kitchen, I will call the Police and CPS, the parents are clearly unfit to be parents.
same
Quite frankly, if you had a baby that managed to go all the way to another guys house, opening various doors along the way, to threaten them into a religion, you might be in way over your head as a parent. Like, that's not a think that you can fix with a binky or a stern talking to.
Yeah, that’s not a baby…that’s a demonic goblin. Why is this demonic goblin in my fridge and demanding I follow Jesus? I don’t know. also jokes on you kid, I’ve had the holy spirt in me since I was 9
call the FBI this mf posessed
@@voodoodummiethat baby already ahead in intelligence
I feel like people forgot that baby's don't weigh much so if one was in your fridge, you could just pick up the baby and take them out.
Dude what?😭
Personally, I would call the police if a strange baby was in my fridge, and trying to proselytize me.
@@andreamuggloy you should also check your for carbon monoxide or gas leaks in case you're hallucinating from oxygen deficiency
@@feuerling 1 word.... shovel
I feel like I could very easily punt a weird talking baby
“If evolution is real. How are monkeys still here?” well how are babies real then..?
babies aren't real, they're aliens.
They are not
Only creationists can't understand you and your cousins could be alive at the same time.
Because they are just born
@@lefishe5845 I mean they should, most of the people who believe in Creationism married theirs.
For the Christian baby prompts, you know if you took out the part of them preaching for Christianity and you just had a talking baby doing the same actions, most Christians would go straight to thinking its devil baby over jesus baby.
I mean, the entire identification of something as 'demonic' vs 'divine" seems to entirely be about if they like it or not.
@@hmnhntr Guy kills someone in public using magic: DEVIL
Guy kills someone in public using magic but they preach Christianity: JESUS
Also the baby "refuses to leave" in the prompts... Yeah no I'm not so weak that I can't lift a single baby out of my fridge lol. These people need to come up with more unsolvable problems.
i love how theyre like "jesus loves everyone" and then they see a someone in the lgbtq community and go "except you lmao"
Apparently it’s a sin or smth
I like how Christian mothers are like if you don't believe that our world is created before 6000 years or do everything the church says the God will sent you to hell . I mean they the ones that will get punished by their own religion
honestly where the hell in the bible does it say gay people are sinners??
@@IFreakingLoveYappingAllegedly “Leviticus 18:22”, but it’s a translational error that Karen can’t seem to comprehend.
@purploid huh, (Genesis 19:1-13; Leviticus 18:22; 20:13; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9; 1 Timothy 1:10)
you sure it's translation error?
5:02: grab the baby and, take them out of the fridge? Babies aren’t hard to overpower
9:39 I live under a rock, what’s the video?
That baby can justwalk back there
@@Number1BoraFanThen call the police and ask for them to get this baby out and call the parents.
What if the baby grows a wings a tells you to repent
but you don't understand this is a CHRISTIAN baby. He has the powers of jesus christ AND a little baby.
Evolution is a lie? Well how did my bulbasaur evolve into ivysaur earlier today? Checkmate.
Jesus exist you have no point
Ape evolve to human? No! It was mega evolution!
Yes, this is a joke if y’all get this wrong, I believe in evolution.
IF EVOLUTION IS FAKE, HOW DID CHAI BECOME A WHIMSICOTT THEN, HMMM??? EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE
@@Aketchupbottle vat?
@@Aketchupbottle dude, its a Pokémon joke? grow up.
If evolution isn't real then explain Pokemon.
Fair point
@@Number1BoraFan I reject other human being form theory other than homo sapiens. They make look human, but may not behave like a proper human being.
I was gonna say Pokémon evolution is more like metamorphosis at surface level, but then I'd be killing the vibe.
Metamorphosis /hj
damn no way out of this one
As a Christian myself, these types of "Christians" gives me an aneurysm every time I think of when they make comments about "if you don't turn to God, you're going to Hell"
"If you don't turn to God, you're going to hell" is how Christianity works. However, you do have a point, as commenting that on random internet posts is not an effective way to lead people to Christ.
I'm sorry I hope you get better soon. Christianity is a hell of a disease. Worse than COVID I'd say!
I'm atheist, read a little part of bible a long time ago (when my nanny gifted it to me for birthday), and from what I heard, doesn't God just want you to live the best life? Like isn't God supposed to be understanding?
@@SavalioDoesStuff you are corrected some people doesnt understand the bible and think they undertand it
@@anthonygamer-jg3wnyou can really "understand" nonsense
If there was a baby that somehow in my home & stood in my refrigerator proselytizing, I would grab my cell phone, call 911, opening all the windows while looking for my cat to put him in his carrier & take him out to the car. On the phone with 911, I would be telling them I think there is a carbon monoxide leak or maybe I ate something weird, & the EMTs can find me in my car outside. If the baby is real, the EMTs can call CPS to come deal with it.
Here we are, having to explain the process of evolution to these kinds of people every day, just for it to r/woosh over their head and ask the same thing tomorrow
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Their arguments against evolution can be broken down to "I dont understand how it works so it must mean you are all wrong". I find it perplexing how there are people out there who will refuse all evidence and scientific consensus, yet will choose to believe everything some book from 2000 years ago says...
also humans didn't evolve from monkeys we evolved from homo erectus not monkeys we are just in the same group
@@Four_ofBFBLover hi 4
At some point we're goin need to let them be idiots by themselves
It's sad for me, a strong Christian, to see some of the stupidity some "religious" people put out there...
News flash: their stupidity is what drives people away
Those people should be banned from childcare
Agreed my guy it really sucks
@@hunterchichester5720 Yeah I'd be pretty concerned about a religious person, especially a christian, teaching my child. They're more likely to teach lies from their dumb books than they are to teach facts and that's how you end up with a country full of idiots. I'm looking at you united states.
Yeah, it gives such a bad impression on Christianity.
4:51
Easy. Babies have extremely low discomfort tolerance. I just wait for the baby to get cold, change its mind, and leave. Maybe go down and grab some Panda Express if I'm that hungry.
Or just close the refrigerator door, so it doesn't bother anyone else
(this is quite clearly satire)
@@Foxiethetoastingfox good leftovers 😋
5:05 firstly I would call the police and then open the door to the refrigerator so the baby doesn’t die in there. I would then press charges for breaking and entering
These people were falling asleep during math class as they were taught the hypothesis, theory and theorem of maths. I don't know if y'all learnt that in math or science. I know I learnt that in math in Italy.
And the concept goes. A hypothesis is when you have a problem that you need to verify whether it is possible to solve it or not. A theory is next step: it's when you propose a solution to said problem. A theorem is next when you have found a solution and now you can make into a rule.
Generally, in US curriculum hypothesis and theory is "science" while theorem is "math"
I'm not saying the two are mutually exclusive (just ask physicists) but that's how the curriculum is organized
@@efad3215 AndI can second that its the same for Canada's.
The one about the "Holy ghost" sounds so damn kinky.
you weren't the only one who thought that
Are you sure they weren't being possessed by a faith daemon?
You can say that again.
The father 😐
The son😐
The holy ghost 😩💦
7:23
My favourite thing about Christianity is this. They say that "God is perfect", and that "We are made in God's image", but that we are also "not perfect", which would make God not perfect by proxy. So which is it? It can't be both.
God's image could be interpreted differenly. It could be either in an image made in God's mind that he specially designed or in his actual form, which i don't believe to be true because God shouldn't be bound by a body.
Enot here discussing Christianity is something that I should have expected, but I didn't anyway.
The fact that we are not perfect does not mean God is not perfect. It only means we are an incomplete image. We know this. And God has offered you a solution.
@@scrambledmc3772 god has offered nothing, it doesn't exist.
@@RoseFBN Ok, I guess I can’t argue if you don’t either.
FYI, the billboard at 7:21 was edited to be longer. Look at the sides. Look at the disconnected floating cables.
12:00 As a Muslim, no...
The Ghulam system is not at all "Humane". Those who were taken as a Ghulam were treated like a Spartiate, being forced to adopt Islam, and are very lucky if they survived.
Especially worse is the system used by Ottoman Janissaries, where they take literal children from their parents.
Also, These people should know that Prophet Muhammad (SAW) gave an Enslaved man, Billal bin Rabbah, his freedom once he joined Prophet Muhammad (SAW) and became Islam's first Muezzin (Prayer Crier)... Islam under Prophet Muhammad's guidance does not condone slavery, and should never be viewed as such.
Salams. Just to continue your point here: In the same vein, the Taliban doesn't mirror Islam's given right of everyone to seek an education, women included. But the point of the subreddit is to show the absolute lunacy of those with extreme views, often unfounded in whatever religion and undercutting the overall message.
P.S. I'm not saying don't be critical of religion
@@bippbunn Walaikum Salam, Sadiq.
Funny thing about Taliban banning Women to study.
Prophet Muhammad (SAW) when he was still a baby was half raised by Halima binti Abi Zuaib. Halima, as Muhammad's Foster Mother, would have thought him basically like a preschool: How to speak, How to Count, etc. It's the custom of the Arabs Quraish Tribes to ask the Member of the Bani Sa'ad Tribe (the Tribe Halima was a member of) to do that to their children
It's just so stupid the Taliban do that knowing that Islam's main Prophet were literally thought how to Speak and Count by a Woman.
@@aribantala I mean that's just conservative extremism.
Islam is just a tool for them.
If they grew up in China they would be extremist Buddhist, in the USA they would be extremist christians.
I personally dislike religion as an institution precisely since it can be so easily used to justify atrocities.
You simply cannot argue against "But the ultimate creator of everything and everyone says it's okay". Like, "but i feel like hurting people is bad" just dwarves against this.
But like i said, the Taliban aren't caused by Islam, they are caused by geopolitical decisions in the past which decided socio-economic conditions today.
I mean, I really respect the way you interprit it, and I wish more people of your faith would do so, but you have to admit, for the majority of the history of the Islamic coutries, they interprited the text very differently, even though the text was exactly the same.
@@Vladimir_Fedorov27 Nitpick: The story of Billal bin Rabah isn't written in the Qur'an, but rather Islamic Historiography through Tafsir (Exegesis) and from the Hadith.
It is clear as daylight that Bilal was a Slave that Abu Bakr emancipated from Abu Jahal in accordance to Muhammad's Instructions. Both Sunnite and Shi'ite scholars agree on this point before the Schism between Ali and the other Companions. This is written on two Hadiths
It's clear that those who deny this account from these Two hadiths, Hadith Sahih al Bukhari and Hadith Sunan Ibnu Majah, are not Practicing Exegesis (True Tafsir) but rather Eisegesis (Tafsir at-Taswit, lit: Interpretation by Opinions). It is absolutely discouraged to put forward agendas that is clearly against the act of the Prophet.
It's safe to assume that a Prophet who emancipated their followers would roll in their grave knowing their future disciples enslaves others
13:40... Elon... That is not a Religion... That's an Ideology.
I sometimes have a hard time believing people take this guy seriously
The more you dig into it the more it literally behaves like a godless religion. Especially since wokeness affects every single part of these people's life in one way or another.
Of course, we can't point at the most extreme case and claim they're the average followers of wokeness.
As an atheist, this makes me want to be an atheist forever.
Not all Christians are like this, including me, believing in science myself.
Ya
Hecc yeah
Same
yeah, we got some weird ones in here
8:26 ...
It obeys whatever the heck it wants
Math is chaotic neutral
Neutral?
@@Captain_potat yes
@@mihaleben6051 I thought it would be chaotic evil
@@Captain_potat no, that only applies to statistics and probability
@@mihaleben6051 good point
Jack's Ozzie humour AND roasting religious nuts? What a treat
Aussie*
*'AUOAUOAUOAUOsszziieeee
ozzie 😭😭
An EmKay a day makes the pain go away :)
physically and mentally
I prescribe 2 emkay videos a day
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi is there a limit? if so i might overdose soon 😬
12:51 Atheism has survived since the existence of humans. It didn't just pop out of nowhere. It's always existed, just not mentioned as much in turbulent times. There are records of atheistic thoughts originated in BCE...
Hehehaha 😈 We were First WE WERE FIRST HAHA
yeah, religion didnt start just as soon as we existed, it was after (unless you believe in all the adam and eve bs, which is weird considering since there were only two of them to make more people they had to $3% multiple times and to make more after adam and eve died the siblings had to... and it implies all people are siblings and stuff which is weird because people have $3% alot so its inces-)
@@jetdragon5LOL. Please, Adam and Eve are true.
Atheism runs on the same rules of light. Atheism is the absence of faith and likely wouldn't be a word if faith never existed.
@@lbgamer6166 do you have proof?(honest question)
00:20 “IF YOU SCROLL, YOU’RE HEARTLESS” What, because these people are stuck on an aircraft that’s a nightmare to be on because there’s no way to get in and out and you have to open the roof and have multiple staircases for people to get in their seats and sit there, because of the designers making multiple horrible life choices before constructing this abhorrent nightmare of engineering that’s an insult to air travel, while are happy these people need to pray for their lives?
The thing that gets me with the statement "God doesn't make mistakes" is that in the bible God made a ton of mistakes. Like what do you think happened with the tower of babel, what were the floods about?
Was it his intention for Adam and Eve to experience the temptation of eating that apple from the tree of knowledge?
This is diving into the argument of fate vs. free will, and that's an issue that divides the church to this day.
@@SeventyTinyWyverns... because those two contradict each other at certain points?
So true. A perfect being would not experience anger or love. They would be emotionless. God cannot be perfect in order to have an interesting story; they gave him flaws so people would want to read the Bible.
@@HungryWarden ... and to make him seem more sympathetic, and this is going to sound a bit blasphemous, maybe, human.
9:48 Once more as a person that believes in God..
This body isn't our "eternal body", kids are born with deformities, but that doesn't mean that was God's intention.
I grew up watching many hospital related shows, what stuck up with me was two siblings who merged together during pregnancy, the bottom part of the sibling was attached to the other sibling's belly.
That just one birth deformity of many, some which are life threatening.
If THAT'S wrong is it bad to say even something like gender is wrong too? Being Trans isn't a choice, it brings gender dysphoria, and in a Transphobic world it also involves depression, something so stressful even leads to death, as a family we should support eachother instead of kicking your trans kids out, you're basically murdering them even if just in the long run.
Gender affirmation is Health care, and everyone who needs health care has the rights to get it.
Mental health and mental disabilities.... not anything to do with your s*x and/or what you want to call it to rationalize trying to change between them.
Fallen world means everything connected to us.... including us.... are subject to.... Death, which happens a lot of different ways.
What do these people need? Not people to play along with their delusion..... You'll find these people endgame themselves just as much as before if not even more now....
And funny that the only people who really matter are those who refuse to accept and play along, we're thought of as these people's line to living or d-ing.... thats not how that works, and they're trying to infect kids with it....
As someone who also believes in God…
This 👆
@@ShaggyTheClown17 hey I spoke to God, I have no proof of this you'll just have to believe that happened, and he said that you are a false follower and you need therapy. Oh and he said his favorite band is nickelback, he prefers women's soccer, and chocolate is the best flavor.
Thank you for this. My mom is pretty transphobic and uses "God doesn't make mistakes" as her main justification, despite me literally having objective design flaws (one of my eyes is pretty blurry) and other people have far worse.
@@ShaggyTheClown17 You're not a very good clown.
saying that the existence of trans people implies God "made people incorrect" is also implying that trans people are born incorrect. They are born *incomplete,* as all human beings are, and part of all people's self completion is self exploration and the affirming of our identites. God creates the parts of many things rather than their sum- He gave us wheat and grapes rather than bread and wine because, being made in His image, we are also meant to partake in the act of creation.
This also implies God is imperfect like all humans.
14:14 Imagine not making it into college and then try to make sure no others like you can surpass the very low bar you set for yourself
Could the people who are stuck in college debt and yet vote against debt relief because they suffered so everyone has to suffer fit in this?
Funny that the kind of people that spread this women don't need college stuff also are the ones that say women were meant to nurture children. So where do I, a woman studying Early Childhood Education in college, fit? I am nurturing children, I am fulfilling my "womanly duties" or whatever the fuck that mean, and I am helping and loving my neighbor by allowing parents to go to work knowing their children are being cared for. All this while adhering more to the orders from their "god" than they do without even believing in him! So fuck that anti education rethoric
I was forced to go to church multiple times a week and now I'm a pagan 😊
Zeus won't help you lil bro
@basedduck224 that's greek
Same! Team Thor all the way!
Me too
@@MTheBasementReader Thor is Norse
Zeus is greek
I love it when people fight over who's the best imaginary friend. Even better when it's countries fighting
Can you see your brain? No, then your brain is an imagination.
@@ibirbonyouGuess air doesn't exist either then
@@ibirbonyouBro, just because he believes in another religion, doesn't mean you can attack him like that, that was uncalled for man.
@@CajunFrenchman Sorry but unlike thor when I swing I make sure I aim for the head
@@zerosnake2669 Damn, that made me feel... Something.
"imagine a Christian baby breaks into your house and stands inside your refrigerator and refuses to leave until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?"
call the police, tell them there's an unidentified toddler in my house and that I want said toddler to be reunited with his/her parents.
"I'm not weaving untiw you accept Jesus Chwist as youw word and sawoiw an renounce atheism"
"I wonder if babies can be charged with breaking and entering. Time to find out!"
You can also just pick up the baby. The person who wrote that post about the Christian baby was stupid.
Smollusc
1950: we’re going to have flying cars in the future!
2024: *reddit memes*
9:05 The sheer irony of portraying the Statue of Liberty pushing religion is staggering.
12:08 That is the same argument made by the South before and during the Civil War.
I'm Catholic and I believe in people having their beliefs and opinions and not arguing over it.
Same
Agreed
So you're a faker... Aight I'm telling the Spaniards. /J
so you have the the correct beliefs
Same, I'm happy, their happy, no reason to make each other unhappy. We already have to much to be unhappy about
13:00 I was watching this in the background and thought that there was a guy saying debating is non-Christian, and that, I think, says all you need to know about the cult around the 2 millennia old book
Even super fans of that book know that debate is a common occurrence. If you are unwilling to debate, you are also unwilling to defend yourself if my eyes
@@aiodensghost8645 As a Christian, I’m often willing to argue/debate and listen to another side, but when they don’t listen or try to understand/accept is when you need to stop arguing and move on.
i can similarly argue about your cult around some random british guy and some birds
Gravity is a theory, just like evolution, and you experience gravity every second of every day. Theory does not mean educated guess. It means a formulated scientific explanation that is supported by evidence and testing. Hypothesis is what means educated guess.
ThEN HoW dO YoU ExPLaIn My DrONe noT faLLIng dOWn?
@@HungryWarden Lift
@@InsanePsychoRabbit I was pretending to be stupid, as seen by the lack of proper capitalization.
@@HungryWarden That's why I gave a one-word answer.
@@InsanePsychoRabbit oh.
I like how at 9:25 (the biblically correct post) is written with the Yakuza game font lol
6:56 THEY’RE FULL OF WHAT?!?! 🤨🤨🤨🤨
I had to take a double take myself because my first thought was, "cool, nice kink, I don't think we need to know that however"
0:49 this one is even more hilarious since God is the one sending the bus at 200 km/h into you in the first place
God saving you from Himself
Yes, he is the one who let the original sin happen.
"Do you see how stupid that sounds?"
No, no they don't.
9:50 I'm remineded of something I saw once: "Why did god make trans people? The same reason he made grain but not bread and grapes but not wine: so that we could share in the joy of creation."
As a Christian, we do not claim these people.
Thank you
I appreciate that one.
Same
W
You don't get to just pretend they aren't part of your group. They are. Your religion is still damaging people's lives to this day. And Instead of doing something about it you just try to brush it under the rug with "we do not claim these people". This is why nobody likes religious people.
"Why is there a crow on the beach?"
Bruh have you never been to a beach?
Animals arent tied to one biome like in a video game.
5 minutes in, i'm gonna just call the cops on the talking baby
Evolution can, in fact, be observed.
The frogs at Chernobyl I’ve gotten a lot darker due to radiation affecting them last when they’re darker
4:08 Wait, isn't part of their argument about Jan 6 that the rioters were FBI plants?
Don't talk to them about choice, Jack. That word scares them.
This video once again makes me realize how glad i am for being an athiest
Ditto
@RoseFBN ditto 2x
Ditto x3
(Ditto x[insert number] chain)
no chain :
4:52 close the fridge door and walk away
Can I have it then? I'm kinda hungry.
@@SCP-323WendigoSkull lets split
@@rryan-pj2ii fine. Sigh
Those might be grackles and not crows we get tons of those and they fill the same role as seagulls (but they hang out more inland than seagulls)
6:41 As someone named Brandon, I’m not sure what I did to deserve all this encouragement but…thanks I guess?
“Take the risk of thinking for yourself. Much more happiness, truth, beauty & wisdom will come to you that way.” **Christopher Hitchens
I was bored on Quora for a while and I sometimes answered those hypothetical Christian Baby questions. None of them made me sound sane. The fridge one is one where I said something like "free midnight snack"
6:50 *N O.*
Jack is literally Papyrus from Undertale!
Yes though
NYEHEHE!
You're blue now
@@ashleycd6487THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH
2:39
Oh that red section is pissing me off.
Sure, I was told not to sin, but when I am driven to end my own life so others around me don't have an "abomination" in their lives, (and even years later I still feel shame everytime i see that fucking cults doors to the point of irrational panic attacks and therapy) I call that trauma.
1:03 I was not expecting a good joke from this subreddit today
I fully love how in the AI generated pic of Trump and Jesus Leto, they make TRUMP the commander, not Jesus
5:54 that is not how matter works.
...
Back to my blanketsick texts... i want it to hug me.
10:50 i love that so so much they actually included therians(otherkin,trans-species) in there cause honestly its kinda rare to see, and they are honestly some of the best of everyone that i know
they're including them to make a point about how "crazy" the left is. no sane person, including leftists, genuinely believes you can identify as a cat..
5:06 unplug the refrigerator
4:50
“Ready Ike? Kick the baby!”
@BozoBrained “Kick the baby!” :D
5:49 we dont believe. We try to prove.
Also. Dont insult et cetera!
That guy did so much...
6:21 jack the snac should become a philosopher because damn does he have some wisdom
PS:I liked my own comment so that people are more likely to see it. Don't judge me
8:51 they f it up BAD
How? The serpent told the truth. 😂
8:14 math changes over time
God, if you are out there, please protect me from your followers.
*these followers
As a Christian, I really dislike this because it gives such a bad impression on Christianity. But even worse, no one tries to understand what they really mean.
@@scrambledmc3772 ... then what do they mean? I understand they are trying to save my soul but some of the things the more dogmatic portions of Christians have done will mean that I won't even have to die before I experience hell.
@@golemofflesh3953 What I meant was no one tries to understand the things shown in the video, they just think, "oh that's a bad example/the information is inaccurate so it can't apply to me at all". I can try to explain the intent behind some specific examples, if you would like.
@@scrambledmc3772 @scrambledmc3772 I would agree that many of the examples here can have very much differing meanings based on the context that it is shown in and that they are currently framed in such a way as to be the subject of mockery. For reference I am a trans girl. Many of my decisions and actions would seem nonsensical without that context. I am always reminding myself my beliefs can at any time end up being false and that my perspective is always warped in some way or another. I try my best to understand other perspectives to better grow my own even, especially, when I disagree with them.
@@golemofflesh3953 Thanks for understanding. Now let me tell you, if you don’t want to constantly learn your beliefs are false, I have the place for you.
7:45 If Judaism is wrong, Christianity is wrong too, because, spoiler alert, Jesus didn't come to break the Torah, but to fulfill it...
0:21 There's no passage on this plane.
(Yep, here it comes)
✨Local✨soon-to-be✨hospitality✨technician✨doesn't✨approve✨❌✨
(5:04) i'm not atheist but if i was and i had to do something here then i'd take my schizophrenia pills and get the body out of my refrigerator
5:02 close the refrigerator, bonus points if it's a 1950s fridge. Like Indiana Jones.
6:08 I mean most of those are things we can see except the evolution thing but there is substantial visual evidence for it. And most people are skeptical of alternate universes.
Isn’t that the southern soldiers in the background at 7:10 ?
as an agnostic, i want to become an atheist now.
Being an atheist is great. It basically means you have no dumb rules to live by, can analyze religion without as much bias, and you get to decide right and wrong for yourself without the help of a 2,000 year old book.
@@HungryWarden true, but i don't believe most things in the bible anyway. But i guess i would call myself more an atheist than agnostic.
@@heddja agreed.
@@HungryWardenman I’m seeing you everywhere in the comments
@@Yes-ig1tu I’m omnipresent.
2:25 a guy named Exjw panda tower responded to that video and destroyed him.
Heyo! For anyone who wants to watch the video at 2:36 the channel name is "Redeemed zoomer". i like his content.
yeah, his content is really nice, i watch him pretty often. :)
I don’t agree with some of his views on things like LGBTQ and feminism, he’s still pretty decent and has really good points on Christianity 😭
@@smileyfroggyz the editing is really nice eh?
If you agree with him you're just a bad person
06:32
A woman was proselytizing in my (atheist) BFF’s neighborhood and the woman stormed off when my friend was like “No, but you can still believe evolution AND God! Lots of Christians believe that’s how God did it. It can work!”
Same friend has been instrumental in me keeping my faith. I came out to her as bi and one of the first things she said was “Okay, let me ask around about churches that support the LGBTQ+ community.”
🥹
You're a good friend, mate.
2:59 "Mind your own damn business, Jack!" -The crows (probably)
Emkay gives me life
4:58 Imma turn cooling all the way up and shut the damn door. And then call the police.
7:07 those are confederates in the background. CONFEDERATES
Yeah both Trump and Christianity supports slavery so it makes sense
2:13
The fact that I see that video as a video to watch after this, right as I look at this, is insane.
Algorithm, that is insane
0:30 - Jesus christ.... and not just Jeasus christ. That's.... eww. This feels like a terrible nightmare
13:10 in 7th grade my religion teacher told us not to masterbate
we were separated by sex, forced to watch a video on the beauty of sex before marriage and informed that masterbating was bad because sexual pleasure should only be received from our future husbands penis. Which is a great thing to hear from a woman in her 50’s, who had spent the entire last class teaching us how to be politely transphobic (I’m trans btw)
What I never understood about about Christianity:
If God is all loving, then how come he lets people go to Hell?
Most Christians will answer, "Well, God wants everyone to go to heaven, but going to Hell is what it means to not be able to feel God's love."
But like, it's God. If this is truly an all powerful God we're talking about, why doesn't he just make it so that people immediately see the error of the their ways after death so they can hang out will all the cool kids in Heaven?
Why wait until people die? Why make them suffer on Earth at all? If the end goal is to have a group of good people in Heaven forever, why not just create things in that state to start with?
@@wizardsuth Honestly
0:52 im with Jay Mick on that one
11:20
No one: ...
Absolutely no one: ...
Me: Hello Sky Daddy I've been a ~baaaad~ boy
NO SKY DADDY NO NOOOOOOO
Sky Daddy sounds like a Jojo's Bizarre Adevnture Stand
I love the fact that these people pull the "science isn't real" card all the time, when the second most powerful Catholic person is the head of an entire mission of scientists. The same priests also work with dark matter and at the Hadron collider.
I love how Christian’s use a symbol of the cross, which with people KILLED Jesus in the first place XD
It's not surprising that a religion based on a human sacrifice turned out so revolting.
the cross is important because when jesus died we were saved by his grace, so it was actually the best thing that ever happened to us
5:08 I'd shut the fridge and chillax and play doom eternal and cult of the lamb
9:33 i did not expect reference to this video
is he talking about 50k
What video is he talking about. I'd like to know
@@Zekiraeth its called "satan's guide to the bible"
@@chymja thanks
4:48 pick up the baby, ✨*microwave time*✨
I’m a Satanist, and just with that alone it kind of gives even none Satanic atheists, and the absolute fear sometimes.
Like my man Satanism is atheistic we’re on the same page
You are still following satan
atheism is not believing in any kind of god or deity but I agree satan is a chad, we would just be puppets for an omnipotent narcissist if he didn't make eve eat that apple.
what do you mean statanism is aethestic your religion is aestestic!?
@@badclassicalmusic satanism is atheist.
No god in satanism.
so what is it? is it a religion or not?@@kacywatson6314
if evolution isn’t real then how did my charmander get to level 16 and evolve into charmeleon
4:23 fun fact:if Jesus came at january 6th during the riot,and preached about giving money to the poor,he will be insulted as a palestinian communist and be crucified the 2nd time
no
@@badclassicalmusic oh believe me
HE WILL
the depiction of Jesus is misleading as its skin colour is whiter than it supposed to be
no he wont i dont think any person an the riot would insult jesus for saying giving money to the poor is not bad, @@leMiG31
@@badclassicalmusicit would be because they wouldn’t really recognize him if he didn’t come directly from the sky. Otherwise it’s very impossible that Jesus ever shows up being a fictional character.
he's not fictional even if you are not religious you must recognize he was a historical figure@@DaSilverIngot
6:38 "GD IS LUV" It appears a Geometry Dash player has been spotted in the wild.