Babysitters are a Rip-Off | David Rodriguez | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- Comedian David Rodriguez reveals his dishwasher conspiracies, his hatred for spaghetti, and how babysitters are getting too greedy!
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Colorado-based comedian living in Fort Collins where he runs the Comedy Fort in between errands for his children and dogs.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by David Rodriguez
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA
"The kids are still in the car" 🤣😂🤣
That spaghetti joke was the tip of the roller-coaster 😂
Yes!
Right?😂😂😂
One of the best I heard in a while lmaooo
Are you saying it was all down hill from there 😂😂 but nah I agree it was pretty funny
Thought it was pretty formulaic, an excuse to relate it to hot lesbians turning down dick. It's probably all made up and he loves pasta.
😂 I snorted when he said he would still do hand stuff. Great set
As a lesbian, I sincerely thank you for bringing attention to that very real, irksome occurrence in a different aspect!
As a dishwasher boohoo
@@Malali16the dishwasher got all the bad rep.
the dishwasher joke is seriously brilliant
As an Asian person...oh boy , he didn't even scratch the truth...and some of it...hm...i don't think i believed it. Having dishwashers and not using them runs deep...
This is the edgiest clean comedy. Absolutely f****** love it! (He also owns a fuckin awesome club. Comedy club.)
@dude3146 it's not a comedy club, it's a literal club, a stout shillelagh.
Why is dishwashing so funny all the sudden 😂😂😂
Hope to see more from this guy!
Glad to hear the original outro music ❤ 😂
Also The comedy is top tier as always
Always love some good clean dishwasher jokes 😁
I love the two women behind David at 5:42 lol!
Why what did they do??
@@Malali16I think they're talking about the nudge
As a lesbian, I will NOT try your grandma's 😂😂😂😂
As a lesbian trapped in a man's body I agree. Women are works of art, but us men are grotesque looking.
❤ bless you we need more lesbain
Nah@@UA-camcensormydick
The reason we scrape the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher is because cleaning that siev is the grossest thing most people will ever have to do
Really strong set!
Funny and overall wholesome (then again sometimes I do like spaghetti), time flew by !
David rocked this set. Gotta join his channel 😂😂😂😂
3:47 my jaw dropped. I’m 19 and my boyfriend has a bearded dragon😭
This is the first set to make me genuinely laugh in a while
Super funny, relatable and no bad words!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I'm curious about this. If he used the word "ass", but left out the joke that ends with him giving a young dude a handjob, would you think it was more or less appropriate?
Except for that very obvious F bomb lmao
@@frostxinfinity747 oh! oops! Comparatively few, let us say😁
@@jillsy2815 yes indeed, I'm just funnin' with ya! 😁
this is fantastic
David is one of the best
You could hear the crowd pause and think “oh shit that guys 38” 1:37 lol
hilarious set, love the scream from the dishes
Maaaan that was good.
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Grandpa for the 2nd joke 🎉
This is the second stand-up in a row at this venue I've listened to that was nicely interrupted by parking lot traffic. Very nice touch 👌 lol
Thisguy is actually good... We want more of him
effin great! loved the dishwasher joke 🤣🤣
You have a dishwasher!!!!?😂😂😂
Great set! I loved the dishwasher material!
Genuinely so hilarious!
Loved him😊 yes the outro music is back!
I hate spaghetti too. I usually end up with it all down my front.
Incredible set! Made me burst out laughing multiple times :D
THE MUSIC IS BACK BABYYYYYYY!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"I don't like spaghetti and you don't have to either" Instant like!
25 dollars for a night, pizza and Hulu?
Deal, that is a golden opportunity.
Not a joke, that sounds good!
Wow this dude had some fucking awesome material....
I remember back when we had to poop without our phones cause cellphones back then were primitive as fuck, some people would have stacks of magazines in the bathroom to pass the time, others like would just read and re-read the contents label on our shampoo or hair conditioner, shit was boring as fuck. Now we can view spicy memes on demand on Instagram and shitpost across the world with colorful strangers, who are also in the bathroom taking a shit.
I only know what pyrithione zinc is because I would constantly read the Head&Shoulders bottle for 15 years
Friken awesome, think this guy my favorite right now
Absolutely incredible! Great job, love the Comedy Fort!
Holy shit this guy is incredible
i love comedy so much. especially when it's david rodriguez comedy 💓
Saw him in Boise with Dude Dad. Amazing set. Had us laughing so hard.
I'm surprised that at the end of the spaghetti joke he didn't say "Have you tried my grandpa's"?
Love that they brought back the song!!
Glad to hear you brought back the old outrio song. That other one was bad. Also, this dude was funny
Amazing set!!! 😂
50/hr is Crazy. In highschool, like 5 years ago, i babysat for 20 flat - because i was a teenager.
Yeah, that's wild. Those are low-key 'I don't like your kids, please stay at home' prices.
Smooth ass close for the set
My boy looks like a grown up Timmy Turner. Brilliant set!
This was a good set
Good laugh every minute
First time seeing this guy. AMAZING work!!!
Good to hear the original music back!🫶
Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
thanks fr bringing back the ending song
i’m literally misting my lizards house as he made the lizard dude joke wth
U gotta try ma grandmas spaghetti 🍝
Amazing set !👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂
This dude is great 😂
Mad funny !!! Loved it
Very funny. Would love to see a 30 minute set.
Loved it
this set was so fuckin good, new fave dude !!!
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Hell yes
great ender!
How can you not like spaghetti and meatballs?!
This guys hilarious!
Your lesbian woman at the bar comment was perfect!!! I love how it had a set in and burn for a little for me to get it
omg that was so funny!!
I think this is the first time I’ve heard a joke about dishwashers that also wasn’t about women, good shit bro bro😂😂
That was fantastic!!
Only thing I would have changed is the part about the babysitter where you talk about your son on youtube. Would have been a good time for call back to the shower thing. Be like and my son will be in his room watching youtube. That is if he ever gets out the shower. I swear i left for work and got home and he was in the shower. Im 90% sure he never got out.
Great video I hope he gets to come on again!
very good and enjoyable!!!
I just sat down with the bowl of spaghetti, looking for a video to watch and I stumbled across this lol
You "stumbled" lol you mean you say down with your bowl of perfect spaghetti excited to eat it and asked yourself "who doesnt like spaghetti?" And then on your phone with no texts and nothing to do with your perfect spaghetti went "hmmm I wonder." And googled 'who doesnt like spaghetti?" With this beautiful comedy set video that made you chuckle and laugh hysterically so you wanted to comment but not brave enough to admit so you went "i stumbled across this coincidentally"lol no shame weve all done it.
You "stumbled" lol you mean you say down with your bowl of perfect spaghetti excited to eat it and asked yourself "who doesnt like spaghetti?" And then on your phone with no texts and nothing to do with your perfect spaghetti went "hmmm I wonder." And googled 'who doesnt like spaghetti?" With this beautiful comedy set video that made you chuckle and laugh hysterically so you wanted to comment but not brave enough to admit so you went "i stumbled across this coincidentally"lol no shame weve all done it.
That quote was reasonable.
Pizza hand stuff was a great ender.
As someone who did babysit in high-school I always quoted way more than was reas9nable because I did not want to babysit and more often than not parents are so desperate for a night out they'll just pay it like ransom
Then why babysit ?? Like what lmao
He was so funny!
Wonder if his kids was in the car 😂😂
Oh honey, Vodka doesn't freeze.
sometimes these videos start like a zoom recording where the host forgot to start recording at the very beginning.
also, my insta pot rice cooker takes multiple smoke breaks during its shift. it takes like 45 minutes to cook rice, on *quick cooking*. other cheaper rice cookers can do it in 5. i’m like what are you doing bro
I also dislike spaghetti. Especially the spaghetti and sauce. I’d prefer ravioli with pesto but not spaghetti. I’ve never heard anyone say that before.
You have to try SpaghettiEis I think 😂😏
So good
The set was bombing a bit before the dishwasher joke, but that joke put things into the rinse cycle for sure. 🤓
haha yes that IS camping
Solid
Hello Paige.
Damn I was definitely undercharging. I charged $3 - 3.50 per hour per kid back when I was in high school in the 2010s
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Sweeet ! Needed some good laugh
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I don't like spaghetti either.. maybe in Italy..
Hello Alex.
I know how the babysitter pay goes! We pay our babysitter $35/day per child. Which wasn't that bad until we found out we had another child on the way and know we will need her to watch both. She does so well with our firstborn we dont want to go anywhere else though
~ If she trustworthy, competent and compassionate, it’s well worth the expense.
ong I used to get $1/hour back in the '70's 😂
@@jillsy2815 ~ Never seen anyone from the 70s use ong. #respectfully 🙃
@@Shermar Sorry, but no. 70 dollars an hour to monitor children is ridiculous.
@@Shermar Oops "omg" = "oh my gosh" I'm 58 & hv 3 kids 23, 25 & 28 who are responsible for teaching me all da brevs🤣
That why my kids are n the car LOL
I got 50¢ an hour for babysitting 😅 Of course it was over 50 years ago
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