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  • @tunafish5462
    @tunafish5462 4 роки тому +2884

    "What's wrong with a spider"
    Is the most Australian sentence I have ever heard lmao

    • @beckaronibean
      @beckaronibean 4 роки тому +28

      I feel like I'd like Australia

    • @noahsakko1778
      @noahsakko1778 4 роки тому +5

      Sara Noscenti Australia's pretty great

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 роки тому +24

      @@beckaronibean Me too but after seeing the sizes of the spiders there......I don't think so lol

    • @elizabethgott7861
      @elizabethgott7861 4 роки тому +3

      Nada Ahmed the you bearly see them lmao oh and just in case you didn’t know the “drop bear” is a story

    • @tired_sapphire2137
      @tired_sapphire2137 4 роки тому +11

      Sara Noscenti yeah Australia is pretty great once you get used to the boiling temperatures, spiders and snakes. Oh and bush fires and floods, then yeah Australia is amazing! (btw I’m Australian and I’ve never seen a wild snake in my life)

  • @Jeb.07
    @Jeb.07 4 роки тому +2102

    “Double negative” he says, referencing the double positive

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 4 роки тому +46

      Everyone needs a Darcy

    • @Get_Splooshed
      @Get_Splooshed 4 роки тому +1

      🦿

    • @majakucharska1961
      @majakucharska1961 4 роки тому +27

      Also failing to acknowledge the fact that both a double negative and a double positive make a positive

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 4 роки тому

      @@majakucharska1961 wait wut

    • @dovahkiindragonborn7669
      @dovahkiindragonborn7669 4 роки тому +1

      @@majakucharska1961 only when multiplying, they are adding ham and cake.

  • @tunafish5462
    @tunafish5462 4 роки тому +1143

    All this time I thought darcy was like 5"4'..........Damn they are all so tall!

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 роки тому +40

      @Damon Hargrave I am 5'4 (165 cm) which isn't the same as 5'11.

    • @crimeministerify
      @crimeministerify 4 роки тому +1

      @@tunafish5462 man hes wearing shoes they all are like knock an inch off darcys about 178

    • @rere_ig
      @rere_ig 4 роки тому

      bruh same

    • @scraggerson
      @scraggerson 4 роки тому +5

      @@tunafish5462 5'4 gang rise up

    • @dontdoschoolstayindrugs8401
      @dontdoschoolstayindrugs8401 3 роки тому +3

      @@tunafish5462 165 cm is 5'5, 5'4 is 162 cm

  • @poopydoopy4536
    @poopydoopy4536 4 роки тому +1868

    “Trees in your hallway.” Don’t you mean, “Actors on a stage.”

    • @epiccoolguy9473
      @epiccoolguy9473 4 роки тому +38

      Their acting was so good you couldn’t tell the difference between them and a tree

    • @dragbonzalon2756
      @dragbonzalon2756 4 роки тому +10

      Wait there were actors there? I only saw trees moving down a hallway.

  • @PaulCastles
    @PaulCastles 4 роки тому +1471

    “All 3 of us are here so it literally can’t be important”
    True friendship lol

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 роки тому +5

      Ur mum is my true love

    • @Leibbi
      @Leibbi 4 роки тому +22

      @@matty_daddy you are ✨ N O T F U N N Y ✨

    • @erkziltonz
      @erkziltonz 4 роки тому +4

      @@matty_daddy what!? She said I was her true love..

    • @Mika-nm9bd
      @Mika-nm9bd 4 роки тому +1

      @@matty_daddy Even a grown ass women wouldnt date you with that attitude

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 4 роки тому +8

      friends are temporary
      *_ham cake is forever_*

  • @iloveballs2763
    @iloveballs2763 4 роки тому +426

    Europeans when they see a microscopical spider: *running away and screaming*
    Aussies when they see a spider the size of a kid's head: "Yep, there's a spider on my wall, anyways what brings you guys here?"

    • @feinforthefeatures9353
      @feinforthefeatures9353 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @puginator1612
      @puginator1612 3 роки тому +4

      Imma be honest I European I would prefer the kis sized spider because I am horrified of small spider because you can accidentally eat them or the could crawl in your ears or noise they are horrifying

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 3 роки тому

      @@puginator1612 I agree, also tarantulas are usually pretty docile

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 роки тому

      @@m0bz0mb39 yeah that hairy eight legged creature seems like a real sweetheart

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 3 роки тому

      @@oscarwang7227 Tarantulas are usually shy and timid in my experience

  • @Supreme_AK-47
    @Supreme_AK-47 4 роки тому +2369

    "I've got a spider"
    Proceeds to show us a chihuahua that sticks to walls.

    • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
      @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 4 роки тому +123

      That’s actually considered small here in Australia 🇦🇺 😂

    • @commemorative
      @commemorative 4 роки тому +80

      thats a really small huntsman lmao, most likely a baby

    • @xylo9288
      @xylo9288 4 роки тому +20

      @Chanel Coco that’s small? Ok so the spider from King Kong movie is normal, (look up “spider scene King Kong “if you didn’t know)

    • @gabrielleb2506
      @gabrielleb2506 4 роки тому +36

      My eyes got so wide, I think I’ve changed my mind about visiting Australia

    • @tomarmstrongsfavouritechil2965
      @tomarmstrongsfavouritechil2965 4 роки тому +69

      @Joshua Rainford-Batty because riding kangaroos to school is the funnest way to travel

  • @moooooig
    @moooooig 4 роки тому +2035

    “what’s wrong with a spider?”
    *literally 5 seconds later*
    “OAJDHAJAKS”

    • @mahoganykettle5541
      @mahoganykettle5541 4 роки тому +1

      DonutMan4000
      TANJIROOOoooOooOoooOooOoOoOOoooooOOOOOooo

    • @joostlievense8918
      @joostlievense8918 4 роки тому +10

      That's a big fucking spider tho

    • @ZurilasZone
      @ZurilasZone 4 роки тому +7

      @@joostlievense8918 in australia this probably is small

    • @moooooig
      @moooooig 4 роки тому

      Joost Lievense pls it was huge

    • @mrdudepuppet2339
      @mrdudepuppet2339 4 роки тому +6

      @@moooooig That was a pretty small huntsman

  • @pinkieeqits910
    @pinkieeqits910 4 роки тому +288

    Let’s just acknowledge the mother:
    *Can you go to someone else’s house?*

  • @bluem1lk515
    @bluem1lk515 4 роки тому +3488

    Mom: Mushrooms? Everyone: What the hell why mushrooms? Also them: H A M C A K E

  • @ommey8319
    @ommey8319 4 роки тому +574

    These guys is an absolute Australias ambassador for me now

    • @orang9407
      @orang9407 4 роки тому

      Hi there. It’s me doggo 🐶🐶

    • @CoolzerYT
      @CoolzerYT 4 роки тому

      Same here.

    • @grainn_
      @grainn_ 4 роки тому +5

      I just had a stroke reading that

    • @wubbleyoo8714
      @wubbleyoo8714 4 роки тому +2

      These guys is

  • @milesdewaele9647
    @milesdewaele9647 4 роки тому +1646

    Is no one gonna talk ab the fact that lachlan is 6’ 6” w t f

    • @char124eve
      @char124eve 4 роки тому +260

      honestly he doesn't look *that* tall either
      this is all just throwing me off dude

    • @TheAnxiousAussie
      @TheAnxiousAussie 4 роки тому +43

      I come up to the dudes shoulder holy shit.

    • @amberhughes-price7023
      @amberhughes-price7023 4 роки тому +73

      cause he isn't that equals 6'4

    • @TheAnxiousAussie
      @TheAnxiousAussie 4 роки тому +51

      @@amberhughes-price7023 Actually for some god damn reason there's a difference between height measurements in feet and just regular measurements in feet. In Height he's 6'5.8, In regular measurements yeah its 6'4. idk why theres a difference there just is and its dumb.

    • @squarecat2589
      @squarecat2589 4 роки тому +70

      holy fuck I am a literal garden gnome compared to them

  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing 4 роки тому +4604

    That looks so much better than the ham cake i just ate for dinner

    • @lordlarac
      @lordlarac 4 роки тому +51

      yeah mine was a bit raw

    • @2h4
      @2h4 4 роки тому +80

      Hello there, didn’t think u would be here

    • @linkryan296
      @linkryan296 4 роки тому +66

      you probably used your fancy wooden spoon. Must be nice

    • @cardboardcrusher5692
      @cardboardcrusher5692 4 роки тому +32

      Make socks out of metal

    • @luca.jonckheere
      @luca.jonckheere 4 роки тому +48

      I did a thing can u make a collab with these guys

  • @sweenyshaq
    @sweenyshaq 4 роки тому +794

    The national cake of Australia, Ham Cake🇦🇺

    • @betaxplayer9994
      @betaxplayer9994 4 роки тому +11

      *national anthem kicks in*

    • @Benjamin_Dovers
      @Benjamin_Dovers 4 роки тому +3

      This is like the Australian equivalent of smörgåstårta

    • @ryankd9245
      @ryankd9245 4 роки тому +4

      I’m pretty sure it’s Zingers on cheese cake

    • @maidenrysko4885
      @maidenrysko4885 4 роки тому

      Yeah mate it’s bloody delicious

    • @nightmare5916
      @nightmare5916 4 роки тому +2

      chubbyurma, 3rd place is Kangaroo cake. But we won’t talk about Australia

  • @biancam1765
    @biancam1765 4 роки тому +158

    "i'm getting another phone call, but, like the rest of them, i will ignore it" this is the story of my life

  • @ItsOldyy
    @ItsOldyy 4 роки тому +614

    Lachlan: What should we do for a video?
    Jackson: h a m c a k e

  • @damonclark3163
    @damonclark3163 4 роки тому +538

    Anyone gonna talk about how Lachlan and Jaxon are bloody giants

    • @memeking2588
      @memeking2588 4 роки тому +50

      Right?! I did the math. Jaxons about 6’4” and Lachlan is 6’5”!

    • @jarrodwalker9099
      @jarrodwalker9099 4 роки тому +33

      Straya mate! Everything is bigger here. The only thing that isn't bigger is the dollar.

    • @jackcallaghan7262
      @jackcallaghan7262 4 роки тому +12

      lachlan is 6'6 and jaxon is 6'5

    • @joewiniecki3282
      @joewiniecki3282 4 роки тому +18

      Holy F**k I’ve always been the tall guy and I’m only 6’ 2”

    • @alexjackson2823
      @alexjackson2823 4 роки тому +4

      @@memeking2588 no jaxon is 6ft 3 and lachlan is 6ft 4

  • @Neilhouse5
    @Neilhouse5 4 роки тому +372

    I found it humorous that Australians use the expression “that’s really gone South quick.”
    Must be referring to Tasmania

    • @SKS_The_Pomu
      @SKS_The_Pomu 4 роки тому +11

      I'm guessing here, but it could have something to do with our first settlers being mostly convicts (criminals) that were forcibly sent to Australia to serve their sentences. They came from the North (UK/Britain) and were sent to the South.
      Could also be a saying that was distorted over time: 'being sent down', 'going down hill', 'going down hill fast', 'going South fast', etc.
      Plus the southern hemisphere is seen as 'down' to the majority of the worlds populace in the northern hemisphere, thus Australia's nickname of 'down-under'. We also called the northern part of Australia 'the top end', so that could also play a role somewhere.
      Poor backpackers and tourists really do struggle with some of our concepts, like places where every Aussie knows where it is, but it doesn't actually have a physical place. Places like Whoopwhoop, The Black Stump, Beyond The Black Stump, etc.

    • @SKS_The_Pomu
      @SKS_The_Pomu 4 роки тому +3

      @Blake Kruger South is not down. We only perceive it to be 'down' because that is what we were taught, i.e. all the modern maps and globes show the Southern hemisphere as below. If all the maps were the other way, folks would believe it the other way around. In reality neither is correct. South is NOT up, South is NOT down, South is South. Up and down is a matter of perception from where you are.

    • @JackieAych
      @JackieAych 4 роки тому +3

      I always thought of it as like looking at a 2D graph (stocks). When the line goes up it's good and when it goes down it's bad. This 2D graph is also similar to maps, where the compass usually shows north as "up" on the map and south as "down". The rest is probably just bogan history. Doesn't matter if it's illogical and doesn't make literary sense, it's just a common idiom that has lost it's origin.

    • @feinforthefeatures9353
      @feinforthefeatures9353 4 роки тому

      Oi ya bastard XD

    • @tollylegit653
      @tollylegit653 4 роки тому

      Lol we say that in the UK too tho

  • @nashjacobson1946
    @nashjacobson1946 4 роки тому +494

    “Time to get supplies”
    Jaxon: “ham”
    Lachlan: “cake”

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +80

    1:29 Yeah... I'm not gonna visit Australia anytime soon

    • @nightmare5916
      @nightmare5916 4 роки тому +2

      Bro I literally see you everywhere. What wizard are you?

    • @wishesandbennett2372
      @wishesandbennett2372 4 роки тому +1

      I love spiders and other bugs and that is why I am in Australia.

  • @ericlewandowskivlogs
    @ericlewandowskivlogs 4 роки тому +87

    Easily still one of my favorite channels, because they aren’t trying to be something they aren’t. Just some friends making some funny content to share.

  • @jettwashed
    @jettwashed 4 роки тому +1474

    i'm not sure what is more disgusting: the size of that spider or the ham cake

    • @YouDieLin
      @YouDieLin 4 роки тому +47

      3 words
      Weak Vegemite Spread
      That is scarily weak

    • @liamkqn
      @liamkqn 4 роки тому +9

      @@YouDieLin It needs to be T H I C C

    • @highrise7591
      @highrise7591 4 роки тому +13

      Why is a spider being small a problem?

    • @undertall
      @undertall 4 роки тому +4

      I think it was a huntsman. They're fairly tame from what I've seen, similar to our wolf spiders.

    • @zappledap8249
      @zappledap8249 4 роки тому +1

      @@undertall they dont bite at all

  • @melancholiker
    @melancholiker 4 роки тому +124

    alright. The next presentation video should be about MUSHROOMS

    • @imogenlenore
      @imogenlenore 4 роки тому +1

      Lachlan was wearing a shirt with a mushroom on it, I think that was where their Mum got it from.

    • @rayaqin
      @rayaqin 4 роки тому +1

      @@imogenlenore probably

  • @jtoddz
    @jtoddz 4 роки тому +28

    the absolute betrayal in darcy’s eyes when lachlan goes “you won’t need all that tape”

  • @LankyBoi
    @LankyBoi 4 роки тому +212

    Normal youth: go to college, play sports, party
    Fairbairn Brothers: *HAM CAKE*

    • @fromspace7
      @fromspace7 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 4 роки тому

      The new social norm is ham cake now

    • @m1-
      @m1- 4 роки тому

      U r dum

    • @LankyBoi
      @LankyBoi 4 роки тому

      @@derp3044 Aw shizzle, I'm always late to the trends

    • @aurasaurus
      @aurasaurus 4 роки тому

      Vomit cake forever ✊🏼

  • @Nath-P
    @Nath-P 4 роки тому +324

    Fun fact: That’s the smallest spider in Australia.

    • @wilmasalomonsson2322
      @wilmasalomonsson2322 4 роки тому +1

      Nath P for real??

    • @ingen6351
      @ingen6351 4 роки тому

      @@wilmasalomonsson2322 nej

    • @becs4544
      @becs4544 4 роки тому +14

      It is one of the biggest spider types, but it looks like it's on the smaller side for a fully grown huntsman

    • @Nath-P
      @Nath-P 4 роки тому +3

      Wilma Salomonsson Yeah it is actually. In fact I think that may have a been a young one. Adults are bigger.

    • @sanitygone-l9y
      @sanitygone-l9y 4 роки тому +2

      Wilma Salomonsson it was a rlly small huntsman. On average, they are the size of your hand. But like, you only ever see them out country like these boys. Then again they aren’t that rural. In the cities, you barely see anything mildly dangerous

  • @Hailoow
    @Hailoow 4 роки тому +231

    No one's talking about Lachlan's freestyle, it's highkey good

  • @HittMadd
    @HittMadd 4 роки тому +61

    These guys have ascended to such a high level of intelligence that we can’t yet comprehend as a species

  • @mewshion
    @mewshion 4 роки тому +240

    1980: we will have flying cars in the future
    2020: *ham cake*

    • @darkdragon3215
      @darkdragon3215 4 роки тому +4

      its even better

    • @stefank.3983
      @stefank.3983 4 роки тому +4

      I see this as an absolut win

    • @CODE-gi7yh
      @CODE-gi7yh 4 роки тому +3

      i love to make my self a ham cake every morning

    • @tropical2397
      @tropical2397 4 роки тому

      ok daddy

    • @hawkcybergear
      @hawkcybergear 4 роки тому

      1980: (can't respond due not having time traveling to stop it)

  • @H.3.l.p
    @H.3.l.p 4 роки тому +71

    Ham cake recipe:
    Here's what you'll need:
    - Pre packaged ham
    - Store bought cake
    Preparation:
    Slap the slices of ham around and on top of the cake, add a honey glaze if you want, bake at 180°C until the ham "flowers".
    Enjoy!

  • @JohnyScissors
    @JohnyScissors 4 роки тому +219

    Ah so eating ham cake every day is how the Fairbairn kids got over 6 feet tall

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +143

    I was kinda getting scared on when you guys are gonna bring back cursed content on the Fairbairn Films channel. Glad it didn't take you guys that long

    • @acheesewithinternetaccess875
      @acheesewithinternetaccess875 4 роки тому

      Coronavirus cure ua-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/v-deo.html

    • @HB.14
      @HB.14 4 роки тому

      I bet that’s a rickroll so I’m not clicking

    • @sandralewis230
      @sandralewis230 4 роки тому

      *Jar Jar Binks* it’s not it’s a fairbarin films vid

    • @HB.14
      @HB.14 4 роки тому +2

      Nah no one foolin me

    • @sandralewis230
      @sandralewis230 4 роки тому +1

      *Jar Jar Binks* dammit

  • @deevasued8963
    @deevasued8963 4 роки тому +43

    "so we never forget or get comfortable"
    forgets about the spider
    also the freestyle reminds me of a phineas and ferb song

  • @thomaspreston4862
    @thomaspreston4862 4 роки тому +26

    Mummy Fairbairn is an actual legend of a lass

  • @flipcats
    @flipcats 4 роки тому +76

    Aside the magnificent Ham Cake, the actual cake looks delicious ngl

    • @danielwake3454
      @danielwake3454 4 роки тому +9

      Can get one of those from woolies or coles any day of the year for about 5 bucks mate, it's beautiful

    • @nderohan
      @nderohan 4 роки тому +2

      Just a choc mud cake no big deal!

    • @LunarM4ngo
      @LunarM4ngo 4 роки тому +1

      Mud cakes are the FCKN BEST

    • @aleech7019
      @aleech7019 4 роки тому

      It’s literally like five bucks at woolies it’s rly good

  • @jasperlind7009
    @jasperlind7009 4 роки тому +48

    Everyone talking about the spider but that snake bit was GOLD

  • @GlitterC8k
    @GlitterC8k 4 роки тому +118

    For the Americans: the brothers are 6'6". That is indeed very tall.

    • @oliveradamson2385
      @oliveradamson2385 4 роки тому +14

      Courtney Ohnstad he was joking, they’re both about 6’4

    • @alcyonae
      @alcyonae 4 роки тому +17

      Truth is in the middle
      194cm Jaxon (he wasn’t standing as straight though), 198cm Lachlan, say 196cm.
      196cm is 6’5

    • @floflo8164
      @floflo8164 4 роки тому

      😦

  • @jeremiahdaniels8974
    @jeremiahdaniels8974 4 роки тому +444

    Good lord. Y’all are giants. Jackson is 6’4” and Lachlan is 6’5”

    • @fitzroy_spark3879
      @fitzroy_spark3879 4 роки тому +8

      They might be ..

    • @luissanchez957
      @luissanchez957 4 роки тому +23

      Lachlan is pushing 6’6”

    • @mojaverc1585
      @mojaverc1585 4 роки тому +83

      The upside down gravity in australia stretches you out

    • @BlaZed1216
      @BlaZed1216 4 роки тому +7

      their both roughly a foot taller than me cause im 5'6

    • @ThePIMPaboveallpimps
      @ThePIMPaboveallpimps 4 роки тому +3

      That’s average height in Australia, lol jk

  • @randy2023
    @randy2023 4 роки тому +17

    I love how Darcy had to defend his hight, can't let his future wife thinkin his a short ass

  • @thomaslopez8395
    @thomaslopez8395 4 роки тому +552

    Fairbairns: “we’re going to Victoria”
    My stupid brain thinking they’re going to Victoria’s Secrets:
    👁 👄 👁

  • @kenw7768
    @kenw7768 4 роки тому +125

    1:29
    People in Australia: oh there’s a spider.
    People literally anywhere else: burning their house down and leaving the country.

    • @alivingchild4695
      @alivingchild4695 4 роки тому +7

      Ken W I gave it a solid litre of bug spray

    • @benschannel9065
      @benschannel9065 4 роки тому +4

      yes that was a big fucker as well but this guys are country bogans so it can be expected

    • @wishesandbennett2372
      @wishesandbennett2372 4 роки тому +1

      Spiders are cool.

    • @alivingchild4695
      @alivingchild4695 4 роки тому

      ben’s channel it wasn’t to big, I’ve seen way bigger, and right next to my hand as well.... I didn’t see it but my friend did, apparently it was a barking spider or something

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 4 роки тому +1

      *Pussies literally anywhere else

  • @chengsaechao6586
    @chengsaechao6586 4 роки тому +510

    For my fellow confused Anerican fans.
    Jaxon - 6'4"
    Lachlan - 6'6"
    Darcy - 5'11"

    • @sapodilla25
      @sapodilla25 3 роки тому +28

      Actually Lachlan is 6'5". All the decimal point after dividing his height by 30 cms has to be converted back to inches separately, making it 6'5".
      Darcy is 5'11" (2.5 cms away from 6')
      Jaxon is 6'4"
      Lachlan is 6'5"

    • @cartergibb
      @cartergibb 3 роки тому +29

      All this time I thought Darcy was like 5'8". I'm sorry Darcy

    • @d1kheadmcgee596
      @d1kheadmcgee596 3 роки тому +11

      @@sapodilla25 No he is 6'6" if he truly is 198 cm tall which I doubt. 198 cm is approx. 6.49 feet which turns out to be 6feet and about 6 inches (.59 or so).

    • @pugmaster7757
      @pugmaster7757 3 роки тому +4

      @@d1kheadmcgee596 I think where most people are going wrong is they think 6.49 means 6 feet and 4.9 inches instead of 6 ft plus .49 of a foot

    • @d1kheadmcgee596
      @d1kheadmcgee596 3 роки тому +2

      @@pugmaster7757 Bruh that's exactly what I was saying

  • @punk105
    @punk105 4 роки тому +274

    Jaxon = 6' 4.5"
    Lachlan = 6' 6"
    Darcy = 5' 11.5"
    There ya go fellow Americans 😂
    You guys are giants

    • @lucasrobin2788
      @lucasrobin2788 4 роки тому +31

      They are giants! Darcy is average height but they make him look short, they are huge!

    • @osaobeid7828
      @osaobeid7828 4 роки тому +19

      @@lucasrobin2788 darcy is not average height, hes tall

    • @aprilblenk
      @aprilblenk 4 роки тому +3

      Osa Obeid ehhh 5,11 isn’t short but it’s not really tall for a guy either

    • @MennoHuitink
      @MennoHuitink 4 роки тому +2

      @@osaobeid7828 in the netherlands that is average

    • @izzyolsson5269
      @izzyolsson5269 4 роки тому +1

      All my guy friends are above 6ft. We just have tall men here 😂

  • @dela_ruthh
    @dela_ruthh 4 роки тому +18

    Jaxon: *gets a phone call* Darcy: “it can’t be important because we’re literally all here” 😂

  • @BarriDuty
    @BarriDuty 4 роки тому +146

    Turning your back on such a spider demonstrates how 🇦🇺 you are

    • @gungeternal4119
      @gungeternal4119 4 роки тому +1

      im australian but a spider that size, no thank you. I would run faster than bolt and then incenerate it from a distance. I actually fear huntsmans (that huge arse one there) than venomous ones which I have freehandled before, idk why.

    • @thecatsaysmeow9795
      @thecatsaysmeow9795 4 роки тому

      @@gungeternal4119 I swear huntsmans can comprehend their size like "yeah I'm a big mofo so now I'm going to chase this human across the floor and send them running". Happened to me lol.

    • @gungeternal4119
      @gungeternal4119 4 роки тому

      @@thecatsaysmeow9795 hahahaha rip dude

    • @irene5077
      @irene5077 3 роки тому +1

      that is literally me i just diss them i don’t give a damn haha

  • @lianamadi5636
    @lianamadi5636 4 роки тому +80

    Jaxon: ‘194cm’
    Lachlan: ‘198cm’
    Darcy: ‘181cm’
    Me: ‘cry’s in 163cm’

    • @Eigen_04
      @Eigen_04 4 роки тому +4

      Me: 'crying in 151cm' T_T

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 роки тому +2

      I thought Jaxon was taller

    • @slu66y
      @slu66y 4 роки тому +14

      i was in shock i didn’t think they’d be _that_ tall

    • @rohanthomas4869
      @rohanthomas4869 4 роки тому +4

      I do not believe that they are that tall. That means that Lachlan is 6 foot 6

    • @pedromattos2084
      @pedromattos2084 4 роки тому

      Dammmm they are tall

  • @arranroberts1463
    @arranroberts1463 4 роки тому +5

    I love how they used to do carefully planned skits and now it’s just this...
    And I couldn’t be more happy with it

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 роки тому +88

    They should've just done the mushroom plan their mom thought they were gonna do

  • @erin-iq8tm
    @erin-iq8tm 4 роки тому +195

    australia: the land of death
    that spider omg i can't sjsbdajbd

    • @csengelajos
      @csengelajos 4 роки тому +3

      why did i think there was a :, and why did i find it inceribly funny

    • @kingfaz07
      @kingfaz07 4 роки тому

      Spiders are poisionous in australlia thats why dumbass

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 4 роки тому +3

      @@kingfaz07 not all are poisoness, that one just looked like a baby Huntsman

    • @ithurtswhenipee4526
      @ithurtswhenipee4526 4 роки тому

      Redbacks

    • @realitybinder8256
      @realitybinder8256 4 роки тому

      Actually it the land that doesn't exist
      Wich means the spider also doesn't exist

  • @zackrice9395
    @zackrice9395 3 роки тому +10

    "All 3 of us are here it literally can't be important" Now thats some bro love

  • @warthunderaddict
    @warthunderaddict 4 роки тому +21

    1:28 That has to be the most Australian thing in the world

  • @kamborarri1977
    @kamborarri1977 4 роки тому +101

    Me: *Sleeping peacefully*
    Fairbairn Films: *Ham Cake*
    *interesting*

  • @ravage9802
    @ravage9802 4 роки тому +94

    Australia: calls that thing a spider
    Me: calls it a small dog (That thing was freakin huge)

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 4 роки тому +14

      Baby Huntsman, they get much bigger.
      You usually have a few inside the house, we give them names sometimes too.
      Mine was called Bob

    • @Shrek-sg3jq
      @Shrek-sg3jq 4 роки тому +5

      Archy Grey I’ve changed me mind about moving to Australia

    • @Shyzes
      @Shyzes 4 роки тому +6

      @@archygrey9093 bruh we got huntmen earvy fucking where
      We get used to it, the one in the video is a small boi

    • @aleech7019
      @aleech7019 4 роки тому +3

      It’s not that big... ok Ye it’s prolly big but just not to me

    • @OfficialCharles
      @OfficialCharles 4 роки тому +5

      It was tiny as hell

  • @annette7351
    @annette7351 4 роки тому +307

    Why is no one talking about how friggin tall they are. They are basically giants!

    • @BobTheHoeHatesWeed
      @BobTheHoeHatesWeed 4 роки тому +37

      Yeah i had no idea they were so damn tall.

    • @24_smiley_83
      @24_smiley_83 4 роки тому +57

      yeah i dont know what to say... darcy looks so small but hes taller than me

    • @gadman85
      @gadman85 4 роки тому +35

      Seriously... Darcy is like right at 6 ft. and he looks so short compared to the brothers. That is crazy.

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 роки тому +9

      I've seen Australians before and they were pretty tall 😆

    • @muhaen7172
      @muhaen7172 4 роки тому +3

      Theyre measured with shoes on as well right?

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +69

    Not even 3 seconds and it's already chaos

  • @yupp9393
    @yupp9393 4 роки тому +4

    Literally Darcy willingly having his back turned toward that spider gave me unreal anxiety.

  • @megakenneth3964
    @megakenneth3964 4 роки тому +19

    When I was younger I did an MS Paint drawing of a car called the ham cakes. There was also a bull that spoke Yiddish that the car kept running over. Mega funky meaty times.

    • @jpants36
      @jpants36 4 роки тому

      lmfao

    • @yoro6000
      @yoro6000 4 роки тому

      Hahaha the bull talking Yiddish killed me 😂😂

  • @aden55
    @aden55 4 роки тому +112

    This is what everyone in australia eats for Christmas lunch....... i mean other than a vegemite sandwich

  • @shiningeditedmoon
    @shiningeditedmoon 4 роки тому +54

    Wtf they're 2 meters tall?!
    I've always thought that they were like 1.8 and the other guy was 1.6

    • @ilkemagic7721
      @ilkemagic7721 3 роки тому

      I mean you can just say theyre tall by the bone structure

  • @michaelredfern4122
    @michaelredfern4122 4 роки тому +43

    I want a follow up for this where it is a cake ham: A leg of ham covered in icing

  • @theotherzed427
    @theotherzed427 4 роки тому +9

    Americans-
    Jaxon/194cm = ~76in = 6'4" ft
    Lachlan/198cm = ~78in = 6'6" ft
    D'arcy/~182cm = ~72in = 6'0" ft

  • @Nsymfn27
    @Nsymfn27 3 роки тому +20

    “What’s wrong with a spider”
    “It’s scary” that’s right speak the truth Darcy

  • @sharpy0874
    @sharpy0874 4 роки тому +326

    Americans be like:
    Is no one gonna talk about that spider that was bigger than be hand
    Re read that in an American accent

    • @TheShows247
      @TheShows247 4 роки тому +43

      How can there be 27 likes when there are only 3 people in australia

    • @harshmnr
      @harshmnr 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheShows247 I'm American and I liked it, so that accounts for at least one of them. XD (It's 30 now so I don't know where the other 26 came from.)
      ~:~

    • @microusb42069
      @microusb42069 4 роки тому +16

      Which "American accent"?
      North West? North East? Southern? Middle of the country? South West? Louisiana? New York? Boston? Which accent? There are many.

    • @thomaslopez8395
      @thomaslopez8395 4 роки тому +4

      no no, I think you forgot about mama Fairbairn

    • @jakobandersen3944
      @jakobandersen3944 4 роки тому +1

      @@microusb42069 American accent means Southern.

  • @unclegardener
    @unclegardener 4 роки тому +177

    It’s time we make this the national cake

  • @ethencurtis7182
    @ethencurtis7182 4 роки тому +2

    There's nothing more terrifying than when a huntsman goes from sitting still to bolting across the living room floor.

    • @audreygearon218
      @audreygearon218 4 роки тому +2

      and then when it runs up ur leg that happened to me once

  • @TheSwolOne
    @TheSwolOne 4 роки тому +36

    I thought this said “Hair cake” for a second. I was extremely excited.

    • @stassie5548
      @stassie5548 4 роки тому +1

      TheSwolOne i like your profile pic

  • @kimtaeyeonismyeverything
    @kimtaeyeonismyeverything 4 роки тому +16

    “Never get comfortable in [make believe Australia]” - Darcy 2020.

  • @abalexlim254
    @abalexlim254 4 роки тому +16

    Woolworths mud cake: "What are you?"
    Hamcake: "im you but better"

  • @isaacwong7757
    @isaacwong7757 4 роки тому +17

    Is it just me or I found their rapping really good......

  • @alecs_daking9219
    @alecs_daking9219 4 роки тому +18

    Human cake, hair cake and vomit cake. Who else remember the OGs

    • @kyraclarke3559
      @kyraclarke3559 4 роки тому

      I searched up hair cake. And now my life is ruined.

    • @alecs_daking9219
      @alecs_daking9219 4 роки тому

      @@kyraclarke3559 it's a masterpiece

    • @kyraclarke3559
      @kyraclarke3559 4 роки тому

      Alecs_Da King I was nauseous for two days straight after watching like 3 minutes of it

  • @scoob1670
    @scoob1670 4 роки тому +5

    damn. the fairbairn brothers definitely give off short king energy, so this is surprising

  • @alexandralee303
    @alexandralee303 4 роки тому +11

    Idk what's larger, lachlan's height or his potential as a rapper

  • @shuggy1772
    @shuggy1772 4 роки тому +13

    u know this is an australian video when there's a huge ass spider on the side of that house

    • @Zaverda
      @Zaverda 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5wFiK-wSR_g/v-deo.html

  • @FnRenner
    @FnRenner 4 роки тому

    The Fairbairn mum seems like a lovely woman. I hope they treat her well and fill her life with smiles.

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 роки тому +16

    Any food that makes me gag on first sight is a sure winner!!
    And it's just in time for breakfast where I am!

  • @redeyedghoul4551
    @redeyedghoul4551 4 роки тому +7

    Next video: The man who says LOL after every sentence

  • @mikechoe97
    @mikechoe97 4 роки тому +2

    Holy shit I actually thought Darcy was like 160cm 😂

  • @brickwho101
    @brickwho101 4 роки тому +19

    “I’m getting another phone call. But like the rest of them. I WILL IGNORE IT”- I relate to this too much

  • @valee-3667
    @valee-3667 4 роки тому +73

    Title: Ham Cake
    Video starts:
    Lachlan: so chocolate cake..

  • @lumadantas4309
    @lumadantas4309 4 роки тому +1

    *Massive spider moving around*
    Australians: give their backs to it and start a conversation

  • @angus5320
    @angus5320 4 роки тому +5

    4:15, we all have that one friend that just vibes in the back and doesent get noticed 😔

  • @jorbennoten9536
    @jorbennoten9536 4 роки тому +81

    All them kids in africa: * starving *
    Fairbairn films: *_H A M C A K E_*

    • @josh0011-z4w
      @josh0011-z4w 4 роки тому +6

      All them kids in America 20IQ : isn’t Canada a state All them kids in Australia 205IQ : H A M cake

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 4 роки тому +5

      Joshua Hawthorne everyone in America knows Canada isn’t a state. Because we know it isn’t real

    • @josh0011-z4w
      @josh0011-z4w 4 роки тому

      Gary The Snail just the same way how all kids in Africa aren’t starving 😉 I was hoping you would comment this so thank you. Not all kids in Africa are starving and not all kids in America think Canada’s a state so please let’s stop with the stereotypes. Thanks for reading

    • @Bed37731
      @Bed37731 4 роки тому

      @@josh0011-z4w you do realise that they replied with a joke right?

  • @mattegreen6021
    @mattegreen6021 3 роки тому +2

    The way Lachlan looks with the final product of ham cake in the thumbnail is just perfect.

  • @annaaldrin
    @annaaldrin 4 роки тому +61

    Title seems promising, what about a ham made of cake

  • @TurntSingleCab
    @TurntSingleCab 4 роки тому +108

    FOR AMERICANS:
    Lachlan - 6’5”
    Jaxon - 6’4”
    Darcy - 5’11”

    • @gustavpettersson9564
      @gustavpettersson9564 4 роки тому +7

      198 cm is 6’6

    • @captainmeat8669
      @captainmeat8669 4 роки тому +33

      These fairbairn kids r fucking huge

    • @Felvincc
      @Felvincc 4 роки тому +15

      i thought darcy was like 5 6 what the hell his taller than me

    • @RenPounda
      @RenPounda 4 роки тому +13

      They're all wearing shoes so take off 3 cm, but still - the Fairbairns are tall cunts. lol

    • @sirwahthemonke
      @sirwahthemonke 4 роки тому +3

      @@RenPounda about normal for aussie males tbh

  • @rhulstudios5403
    @rhulstudios5403 4 роки тому +2

    This is one of things that will be recommended by UA-cam 5 years later with no context

  • @christianmontoncampos7928
    @christianmontoncampos7928 4 роки тому +507

    Girlfriend: he's probably with another woman.
    Me and the boys:
    Edit: thank you guys so much I've never had so many likes ❤

    • @high9448
      @high9448 4 роки тому +9

      da bois

    • @DecentFella-
      @DecentFella- 4 роки тому

      Kent

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 4 роки тому +3

      Sorry mom, ham cake is only for _me and the boys_

    • @Bayen737
      @Bayen737 4 роки тому

      Try to come up with a. Better comment dood. This is so boring

    • @stephaniebaker1975
      @stephaniebaker1975 4 роки тому +1

      i’d like but you’re at 420 likes

  • @type9622
    @type9622 4 роки тому +4

    0:57 Ham Cake - Thats why I pick woolies.

  • @حسينعليصاحب-ل4ق
    @حسينعليصاحب-ل4ق 4 роки тому +2

    I'm shocked that Aussies get scared by spiders. Goddamn it I thought they were invincible against these creatures. Lol

    • @audreygearon218
      @audreygearon218 4 роки тому +2

      lmao you sort of get used to them but you still get scared 😂

  • @joechip478
    @joechip478 4 роки тому +4

    They went from baking a cake to beatboxing a beat to telling dreams to measurin their height nice

  • @Thoughtless427
    @Thoughtless427 4 роки тому +6

    When Lachlan’s canonically taller than Jotaro.

    • @itsjustemir3188
      @itsjustemir3188 4 роки тому

      Lachlan:Oh. You're approaching me?

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 4 роки тому

      Jaxon can be dio and Darcy can josuke

  • @Ibis-of-Equilon
    @Ibis-of-Equilon 2 роки тому

    my favourite part is all 3 dudes running from the spider like its a rabid dog -in classic aussie fashion

  • @panzerfrost3223
    @panzerfrost3223 4 роки тому +5

    One of these days Jackson is going to get a phone call from the Prime Minister and he’s just going to ignore it

  • @fin6237
    @fin6237 4 роки тому +9

    They should do a skit called “when you enter your siblings’ room”

  • @diluelizabeth
    @diluelizabeth 4 роки тому +1

    I think Rachel's English trifle will go well with this Ham cake! 😆

  • @offtheleashman
    @offtheleashman 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly finding out how tall they are is the most shocking thing in the video

  • @unidraguine6473
    @unidraguine6473 4 роки тому +10

    "why would cake and ham be bad if they are both good?"
    "well you see there is something called a double negative" 🤣😂🤣😂😂

  • @Trotsworth
    @Trotsworth 4 роки тому +1

    All this time I thought they just owned a small horse

  • @M0ssyC0bblest0n3
    @M0ssyC0bblest0n3 4 роки тому +71

    Mom: "what cake do you want for your birthday?"
    Me: "ham cake"
    Mom: *visible confusion*

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +112

    Ham cakes are delicious... But vegans may not be able to accept this...

    • @poey2811
      @poey2811 4 роки тому +2

      perhaps some exceptions can be made for the grace that is ham cake

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 роки тому

      I hate you Ray Mak why do your comments get likes

    • @endoftheline774
      @endoftheline774 4 роки тому +1

      YOUR EVERY WHERE.

    • @fredericchopin6445
      @fredericchopin6445 4 роки тому +1

      this time, your verification doesn’t get u likes. time to think a better comment bud

    • @DrowzyDruid
      @DrowzyDruid 4 роки тому +1

      As a fellow Vegan I also confirm, we eat it under a carpet to hide from our God