2 Truths and a Lie ft. Caleb Francis & Jarred Taylor - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 99
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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Edited by Fluck
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Highlights
6:55 Gravitron
8:16 Zonkey Update
13:04 Superpowers
22:30 Yeast Meds
26:51 Jet Stories
32:14 Clam Chili Travis Pastrana
36:24 Lvl 380
37:25 MGS
39:01 Magic school bus/gravitron
44:06 Videogames
48:49 Port-a-potty/bathroom stories
51:32 Utah 2016
55:20 F or W in the comments
56:17 JT talks accidents
59:27 Caleb almost died
1:05:11 Final Fantasy
1:11:31 Tarantino music choice
1:13:04 Samurai/Ninja games
1:16:10 Cosplay
1:17:02 Caleb Reaction
1:22:27 Viking Longhouse
1:27:25 Fake gold/money
1:32:46 Guinness World Records
Extras
5:14 JT doctor visit, 9:29 All aboard the train, 10:44 Baddie tries to DnD his way out, 12:04 DnD update, 12:28 Astronaut Cowboy Milionaire, 24:15 Train around the ranch, 30:18 Cum Bread, 56:17 Crawfish, 58:34 Eye injury, 1:13:38 Akira Kurosawa
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What a train ride that was. Holy roly poly. Hilarious from the jump. JT killing the bottle. One of the best yet. On my top Five. Caleb and JT just compliment eachother so well. Just such a great episode.
Cheers 🍌🫡
So I shipped past the beginning and the intro about drink slamming time to this jacked dude talking about sending porn.
Agreed, this is in my personal top 5 favorite episodes for sure. Also, Thanks for the timestamps, Disc. 🍻🍻👍
Thank you good Sir
34:10 Baddie disgust
The ultimate episode: Caleb, AC, Nic, Niko, Demo Matt, Sav, and Brandon all as guests.
Don't forget Donut and Jt. 😄👌
that would either be the worst or best episode ever. regardless, there is no possible way to monetize it
Just an all guest episode no Cody, no baddie, no Eli
Don't you dare cut out donut! That dude is literally the reason I know of this and so many other people f****** Heroes that SOB tells it like it is regardless of your feelings I have the utmost respect for that dude
No disrespect
I love how for 80% of the podcast Baddies face look like it should just have the loading wheel over his forehead like he can’t compute what is going on 😂
Thank you guys so much I actually had to pull my semi truck over to cry laugh at this episode keep being weird.
Phluck love to you.
Good call lmao ✊
Can we talk about how Eli lied to us about the Zonkey dying
Sneaky mexicans, cant trust em
Literally spreading misinformation
JT is pure, unadulterated chaos. More please!
Can we somehow miraculously get Donut for episode 100? I know he's busy, but we miss him. Go kidnap him or something.
*edit: Finally got to finish the episode between wage theft windows... Episode 100 guest lineup sounds really good, but you guys aren't off the hook! Somtime in April, I expect to see Donut duct taped to a chair in front of a mic after being kidnapped for a podcast!
There’s a chance they’ve already recorded episode 100. But I agree with you. I hope they got donut on there lmao
Yeah
I think the special guest should be fluck
@garandthomb Both, definitely both.
@@garandthomb6982 Either Fluck or Big H both would be great
I'd say 100 would be cool if it was Donut and Fluck.
You know if it's two days late it's going to be a spicy episode! JT and Caleb together makes sense why it was 2 days late LOL this is going to be good!
Exactly my thoughts when I saw the notification for it lol.
JT alone would have warranted that delay.😂
@@JainZar1 oh yeah hahaha gotts prepare my surroundings at work
this is by far the best episode yet, mainly because baddie is struggling the entire time
I’m less then 15 minutes in and I’m about to get a 6 pack of abs from laughing so hard.
My neighbor has a Christmas tree farm and they have a miniature train ride that goes thru 3 square miles around the property. We go there every Christmas. All of us would end up drunk at 3am riding this train in pitch dark and cold air lol.
There also is a part where the train goes around this hill, and they have targets set up around the hill so you can shoot into it and do drive-bys in a mini train. That farm is my favorite.
Thats fucking awesome! Could they strap my wheelchair to the back to drag along behind??
if you could gets some train wheels for your wheelchair lol
@@joshlikesfood1673 well that would be a interesting idea. I could make a frame to put my wheelchair on that has train wheels on it lol!!
i am convinced JT and Caleb share the same single braincell
And neither of them have it 💀
A few years back Caleb and AngryCops were guests on the Black rifle coffee podcast and they went in depth on the whole amusement park idea they had and it’s hilarious.
They take turns- sometimes it gets lost on the highway between themselves
The "I'm Wolverine" at the end of the Kershaw ad read cracks me up every fucking time. 🤣
the Travis Pastrana clam chili part had me CRYING!
Eight minutes into the episode and already know where this is headed to.
i honestly love this podcast! JT and Caleb always create a complete fever dream when they get left together and its so damn good!
Nothings better then seeing this thumbnail every week and waiting for the chaos to begin. Love your podcast guys keep it up.
Love you guys you keep me from smelling the teen spirit while at work
Why am I now imagining Baddie carrying a drunk JT in front of him like a toddler what's JT's pants at his ankles Pissing everywhere and Baddie just yelling "No-No No-No No" while running through a convenience store trying to make it to a bathroom...
Don't judge me😂
This has to have been a top 5 most chaotic episode, like holy shit I’m only 35 minutes in and its just straight lunacy.
we definitely need more JT this was easily one of my favorite episodes by far
Best feverdream I've ever had. JT and Caleb are hilarious
Baddie being confused is such a joy everytime😂😂😂
Jt and Caleb together are the best, I think I dislocated my rib lol
This reminds me of one of Donut's iconic fever dreams!! 🤣🤣
I have episodes 95 - 99 unwatched (including the after parties) and am saving them for an epic binge when episode 100 drops next week. It's gonna be a great work day with y'all making the time fly.
Woodworker specializing in historic reproduction and carving right here! JT wants some Odin statues, I can do Odin statues.
Absolutely loved this Episode JT is always full of energy and crazy ideas
Getting a battery out of your urethra with 2 flathead screwdrivers is the closest I’ve come to throwing up from laughing so hard
Fluck is a literal God of an editor to be able to piece these fever dreams together. Well done good sir, well done.
Baddie's face this whole episode is a mix of regret and disbelief and its hilarious
JT absolutely needs to be recurring guest😂😂😂
Can we get jt, brandon, fat electrician...on the same episode... 3 hour drunken episode... just completely off the rails...
Agreed but Mat Best. JT and Brandon
Paul Hogan's character had a pallet of SpaghettiOs in Flipper you're right JT 🤣 (Also Red Dead 2 is awesome)
Such a banger. Made me think of the OG drinkin bros days with Jt going on the best tangents. Thank you guys!!
How does every time Caleb is on with another guest I feel like I'm having a fever dream the entire time
Dear God. The trainwreck that is the first 10 minutes of this. Thanks boys, made my entire week better! Keep doing awesome s****!
Was expecting Fluck, ended up with a stinky cluster fu_k. Great episode guys can't wait for the next one!
If Meatcannon is watching this.. Please for the love of god make this cartoon happen lol ..
Which part?
@@TimeStampDude all of it!
I can't stop laughing, this has to be one of my favorites.
Jarred needs the Ruger Vaquero SASS set! They're paired serial number guns that come in a kit
JT starts hard. Live that guy. Can't wait to see where this one goes. Thanks, guys. Gonna be a good day. 🤙🏽
I am convinced that the phenomenon of hanging out with JT and feeling sick afterwards should just be called JT poisoning. Its like food poisoning but far more random and drunk
This is funniest I think Jared has been since the DB Humadog episode😂😂😂😂
oh my God it's been So long since I've heard JT talk about putting a gravitron on the roof I almost forgot 🤣 has had this idea for years now
Bout damm time... been trying to push for him to be on here for over a year now. Heck ask bad ass Heather lol Bunch of slackers!!! Can't wait to watch it!!
I feel so bad because I've gotten behind on episodes. This episode is literally making me cry and I'm laughing so hard, I actually have a cramp in my side.
YAY! I have just expected your vids on Fridays now, it's a day that I genuinely look for ward too. :)
Jared makes Caleb's bear cubs😅
Cried myself to sleep last night waiting for this to be posted
This one and Leon Lush are my 2 favorite episodes. Such a beautiful chaos
Oh Jared is a guest now I know why it took until Friday to come out
Isn't it crazy to think that the MRE spoon had a kill before the F-22 Raptor?
You guys explained our exact dnd campaign. We were on a tilt a whirl that went too fast, transported to a middle earth realm, and the dm ended the campaign with us waking up on the ground from passing out on the ride
Not even halfway in and I already realize why we got this on Friday instead of Thursday. I can only imagine the struggle of the UA-cam employee that was tasked with reviewing this episode. 😅😅😅😅
Man, I remember them talking about the Graviton on the roof idea from Black rifle coffee podcast, that was the best
I’ve been waiting for a JT episode for so long! Laughed so much😂
Baddie having donut nam flashbacks the entire episode had me rolling. You it's terrible when he's speechless.
i am pleased to see Dave is back with his ginger magic
best way to start off the weekend then with a unsub podcast episode honestly
JT and caleb together is fire funny.
1:23:20 beer is like the first invention every society did after they switched over to farming.
like all you really need is rotting grains and water to accidentally discover beer.
This is literally the funniest episode ever.
NH resident can confirm "Valkyries Choice" is great mead
i can't tell if watching this after being awake for near 30 hours was good or not, but i think in my sleep deprived delirium i was able to follow the feverish ramblings of genius better
First 5 minutes is already Gold.
How did I miss this video!?! This is throwback go back
Always have to listen to this on spotify while at work before I watch the actual video
Nice we got the OG JT no wonder it didn't come out till Friday 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🙊🙉🙈
Baddie has never questioned his life more than this episode!
All those cuts to his face is just too much XD
You see more & more of his soul leave each time.
Hell ya! Love you boys! When is unsub con?
This is one of the best episodes.I laughed so much.
One of my favorite episodes right here. Watching it at 3 am. Insomnia totally worth it with this episode
This episode was a train ride!!💯🤣🚂 wtf happened?? and how did we get thru this one!! 😆 Caleb is always funny!We need Caleb,Brandon,Fat Electrician!😅
You know it's a good episode when baddie is quiet lol 😂
Hahaha not lying
Woohoo! Video is up, missed yall yesterday.
It is funny because baddie looks like the not normal person but then you hear JT, Caleb and Eli talk and baddie becomes the normal one.
24:41 I love the parts of the podcast where they go into two separate conversations lol
i love how eli actually shouts out baddie in the ad reads baddies not there and its disappointing but wholesome at the same time cus i would expect eli to abuse the whole fake baddie thing
I'd love to see a 1/4 size train rolling around the BRC Ranch, sounds like a perfect idea, have a little bar car, with a manmosa machine...and a lounge car with little couches and sun shades
Oh snap, that just reminded me of a work Xmas party I was walking home from & thought I would take a shortcut down a drainage ditch that came out near my house. Problem was it was right next to a cop shop impound yard so they had razor wire everywhere, I didn’t want to walk all the way back & go around so I climbed the fence. I remember finally making it to the top after about 3 goes & thinking yes I finally made it & the last thing I remember is falling over. Next thing I am waking up in bed covered in blood & spew thinking I was in a NCIS murder scene or something!
You guys are doing so well! So proud 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
Jared's "doctor" story at the beginning was fvcking hysterical 😂
Make a "Touch grass, Eat ass" -Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt and we will buy it!!
Yes I want one!
Baddies look while discussing the teeth whitening clam chili is priceless
i love how they just forgot they were filming a podcast for a while
I'm driving to Vegas on the 58. This is so helpful driving thru the bfe of Boron
You guys should do a western skit or short film at that guys abandoned town he's fixing up
This episode reminds me of my 34th birthday, my buddies waterboarded me and then I got a surprise happy birthday message from JT lol .
JT!! I'm ridiculously happy...
You can see both of their creative sides come out and they embelish each other
No way they don't supe up that Gravitron too, remove some limiters. I'd imagine having food thrown in your gaping mouth while approaching g-LOC is a 0% chocking hazard, lol.
JT joins the Offenders as Rescue Ropes with Lil’ Sting in his Björn carrier.
The Gravitron idea 😂😂😂😂
I remember this from the BRCC episode!
I am surprised we don't have a resurgence of Humidog....
This is the fever dream to end all of fever dreams. WTF just happened🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely unhinged. Loved it!!
Baddie didn't buckle up tight enough. I didn't expect Caleb and JT go together so well, did not expect them to mesh like spiral rye. . . . I want a Reuben now.
Oh...My...GOD...You got Scott for ep 100... My brain just exploded! I would love more MGS... even an MGS movie, even though the game it's self was basically a movie.
Probably the best one yet
The moment Baddie said this is a nightmare, my brain remembered the voice line in Payday 2 “Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare”