@@no_0ption516 Hey shitass KINGU CRIMSON! Hey shitass no one can escape the fate that was chosen for them except for me! Hey shitass my Epitaphs prediction says I’m going to win, so take thi- W-what?!? That bee is...it’s moving in my skipped time! Everything is...it’s going back to what it was before I skipped time?!? H-how!?! You will never reach the truth you seek... for no one, no matter what ability they may possess, will ever arrive at the reality in witch it works because... This is...Requiem...da MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUUUDAAAAAAAAAAA!!! W-where am I? Hey...shitass? W-wait what are you doing? Hey do you know who I am?!? I SAID BACK UP!! (Is stabbed) W-what? Where am I? Hey! S-stop can’t you see I’m still alive stop!! I-I can’t talk or move! W-what’s happening!?! W-where am I now? Hey sir are you ok? St-stay away! (Trips) Oh shi- Hey mister are you ok? Stay away from me! What’s wrong mister? I-I said stay AWAY FROM ME!!! Mister showing go get my mommy? S-STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
I feel like most of these Shitass memes helped me realize how unique of a game Minecraft is, and the amount of things you can actually do in it, be it creative or survival. Thank you, shitposters, because you have motivated me to return to minecraft.
me: hey shitass im sorry you have to deal all these people who are rude or weak to you thank you for being the man that we all needed Shitass: *Sheds some tears*
i made another compilation here is the link ua-cam.com/video/6X1ihESNZZA/v-deo.html
(original comment below)
should i make a third one
reply yes or no
Yyessss
no
thanks guys
yep
yems
Dream rly do be quiet since this came out....
What's dream mean? Or who I heared about that a lot
@@iresineherb7 guess u dont know dreams speedruns and dream smp war
@@mircea2126 who?
@@iresineherb7 fastest growing Minecraft youtuber, he's really good too
@@iresineherb7 also you're already on UA-cam, whats stopping you from checking?
2:52 "oh this is kinda cool actually.."
*scream scream scream moan oh this is kinda good moa- AAAAAAA*
Boi xd
This clip is giving me rent and life and it's unhealthy.
That really made me laugh a lot xD
Man!! Shitass must be on Minecraft Cut Screams!!
Also he will turn our game into Comedy!! GG!
Watching it on 144p makes it more better
Jokes on you i always have 144p quality just like my wifi! >:D
Xd
Thanks for the recommendation its great
Pretty good
I think the keyboard smashing and heavy breathing is funny lmao
Nobody defeats the likes of Shitass, the greatest Minecraft legend to ever exist.
Prepare for trouble, and make it double.
Legends say that Shitass is alwase in Creative mode.
@UltraY ExilityNexus He is herobrine
shitass is the creator of notch
thanks
why is the smack at 0:15 so hilarious
XD
Idk
why does nobody recognize me i wanna be like my brother
Because your a loser
Hi bro
@@rxsterphonk hi
Like the bad kind of loser, unlike shitass is actually good at the game your a noob
Hey pisdik, wanna see me go to hell?
The quiet minecraft kid isn't real, it can't hurt you
Quiet minecraft kid:
"I am inevitable"
I just realised you are also the creator of "Sucky Sucky"
Interesting.
Dream Is Gay
@@soundwavetheminiconcarrier Dream is gay
@@soundwavetheminiconcarrier dream is gay
@@soundwavetheminiconcarrier simple schlong
@@soundwavetheminiconcarrier dem is geyEafe alWetsurtsrlthfs,gidgfsilsdfhfs,djiesf,eshfwegfsldfigslfishfjlfsghifglsgli
Turn it to 144p at 1:24 for a better experience
Has anybody seen Herobrine in a while? No? Me neither. Weird. Must be a coincidence.
daed si eh
sdrawkcab kaeps I
Shitass might as well be the second version on Herobrine.
@@skinnedkneezzz nah he's something else, herobrine is scared of him
2:19 goofy's scream
GOOFY'S SCREAM
2:31 “Red sniff powder” 😂
*sniffs*
That one weird kid at school:
ua-cam.com/video/25l96_-5PZI/v-deo.html
Yes
Epic pizza remix
jaiden
1:25 *Pilots when they see each other at work*
Ah yes the long awaited sequel ive been keying myself for.
0:04 gun sounds
2:58 best screech EVER 😂😂
Mumbo Jumbo has been really quiet when he saw 2:23
0:20 Basically Rei from neon genesis evangelion
Lol
2:58
"Hey shitass, wanna see me build a house"?
*Hammer noise*
3:46 KKJJJJJJJ, anao mano
Vamos pro Brasil
Kkkkkkk os cara não perdoa
KKKKKKKKK eu não esperava por essa
@@victor2367 kkk
Achei um perdido
I love how in the bow duel one theres just a solid few seconds of silence
when im alone-0:30
when my mom walks in- 2:42
why are these so funny lmao
Because are humor is based off of weird shit XD
Dream has been pretty quiet since this Minecraft legend
0:27
so when's the baby due
I barely play mc but when these videos end and that music start playing it’s enough for a grown man to cry 😢
0:21
this is... requiem...
Hey shitass, wanna see me achieve requiem?
@@no_0ption516 Hey shitass KINGU CRIMSON! Hey shitass no one can escape the fate that was chosen for them except for me! Hey shitass my Epitaphs prediction says I’m going to win, so take thi-
W-what?!? That bee is...it’s moving in my skipped time! Everything is...it’s going back to what it was before I skipped time?!? H-how!?!
You will never reach the truth you seek... for no one, no matter what ability they may possess, will ever arrive at the reality in witch it works because...
This is...Requiem...da
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUUUDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
W-where am I?
Hey...shitass?
W-wait what are you doing?
Hey do you know who I am?!?
I SAID BACK UP!!
(Is stabbed)
W-what?
Where am I?
Hey!
S-stop can’t you see I’m still alive stop!!
I-I can’t talk or move!
W-what’s happening!?!
W-where am I now?
Hey sir are you ok?
St-stay away!
(Trips)
Oh shi-
Hey mister are you ok?
Stay away from me!
What’s wrong mister?
I-I said stay AWAY FROM ME!!!
Mister showing go get my mommy?
S-STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
2:28 Me: Goes BRRRR MODE
Other people : hacks
The keyboard bangs actually sound like gunshots recorded on a camera, thats what makes this hilarious
I choose to believe this meme didn’t come from anywhere, it just appeared one day
2:55 *ooh this is kinda good*
Ngl the house that was built looks really nice 👀
these are those compilations that are not even enjoyable but yet we still watch them
3:36 *He's warned you.....*
This thing almost made me perish
The new hero Brian is born
Friend: I kissed my crush in my dream
My dreams: 1:40
I feel like most of these Shitass memes helped me realize how unique of a game Minecraft is, and the amount of things you can actually do in it, be it creative or survival. Thank you, shitposters, because you have motivated me to return to minecraft.
You see in 3:43 He is going super fast that he can make 4 copy’s of him which is really powerful.
Koro sensei is that you
@Robert Jr Im already in Brazil ;-;
i love that the first guy gets into a domestic dispute with his mouse
0:26 is a litteral masterpiece
Helicopter
How do people make their microphone sound like that
They turn the volume of the microphone to max and then go sicko mode on the mic
Lmao there a tutorial on that lol
ua-cam.com/video/P6oXvyTicQM/v-deo.html
the reason is: ITS EVEN NOT MICROPHONE, its welding machine
Funny Mike
2:21 Redstone builders in a nutshell
Sitar’s a god of unbelievably power
me: hey shitass im sorry you have to deal all these people who are rude or weak to you thank you for being the man that we all needed
Shitass: *Sheds some tears*
The changelog in the next minecraft update:
- Removed shitass
1:22 *ZA WARUDO* *walks behind dream
Time has now continued tó move *MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA*
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ROLLER ROLLAAA DAAAA!
@@winster32 you called?
@@winster32 basically what happened
1:25 hey Shitass wanna see me use magicians red?
Later: SHINE!!! KAKYOING!!!
I have suffered a mild stroke after watching this
listening to this at full volume and watching it at 144p makes it better
I love the fucked “KSSH” noises every second- aljakajakakskd 1:37
Pogger moment
2:20 omg that scream LMAO
When your friend only plays with hacks
Lesson learned, never mess with *POOPBUTT*
1:45 i loved how he have no friends and he used villager to make shitass
shitass vs herobrine, the ultimate minecraft duel.
this guy isnt hacking has a good gaming chair.
Nah he just has alot of rgb
@@miguelbutbraindisabled1899 rgb increase skill confirm.
1:18
when u try to give your mom a good point to why its not ur fault
1:24
her reply:
Asmr has come a long way
Dude if u make like 10 or 20 compilations I'm gonna binge watch it all if u make it in a playlist
help I like the content and my ears are bleeding
shitass is the new herobrine
I love how high quallity his mic is!
I love how he just stands there... Menacingly!
Watching these videos give people free stroke
"redstone go brr"
The Shitass clones in the Nether was unsettling.
3:35 is probably my fav.
Bully: Haha loser!
The quiet kid: 1:24
1:24 minecraft, but it's touhou
This is even better in 144p
My Recommendation:
1. Watch this in 144p
2. Turn Your Volume to 100% up (10000000000 db Speakers Recommended)
3. Enjoy
2:53 *w h -*
Redstone goes BRRRRR
Obama has been entertained
We are reliving the last moments of shitasses victims
2:40 Me when the exam will start in 5 minutes but you don't take a review:
Shitass isnt just a meme
HE IS A GOD
Ahhhhahhhhhhh my ear burns
Plot twist
Shitass is behind you.....
A moment of silence for all the keyboards harmed I this video
I can't with these shitass comps 😂
Phineas and ferb's rollercoaster be like: 3:39
truly a masterpiece
No keyboard were harm during the making of this video
i feel so bad when i laugh at these videos
Oh F . he built something to do ungodly thing to the sheep
@ 2:57, my man really turned into Waluigi.
It sounds like a firework
I think my depression challenged Shitass because i no longer have depression
2:00 STORM BE LIKE:
POV I COME AT YOU FROM YOUR TV, WITH A KNIFE 1:24
1:15 SHITASS is a hacker CONFIRMED!!!
Troll of the year
Watching it on speed 2 is the best
The second clip made me laugh to hard
The dream speedrun backround music is so iconic
Loved the red stone
"this is kinda G O O D"