AIB : Honest Engineering Campus Placements | Part 02
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Three friends in an engineering college find out that campus placements are about to begin. Will they get placed?
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Head Writer and Director:
Girish Narayandass
Co-writer & DA:
Vishal Dayama
DOP:
Ankit Mhatre
Vivian Singh Sahi (Corporate AV)
Executive Producer:
Naveed Manakkodan
Editor:
Shashwata Datta
Online Editor:
Mihir Lele
First Assistant Director:
Kalpit Vora
Music:
Mehar Chumble
Singers
Abhishek Nair - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Daniel KC - The Reason
Sound Design & mixing:
Sanidhya Bohra
Stylist:
Niharika Jolly
Assistant DOP
Vivek Venkataraman
Assistant Directors
Love Upadhyay
Kriti Bhangadiya
Tejas Gaikwad
Ujjwal Gurdaswani
Sandesh
Production Executive
Sanjeev Kumar
Shripad Mudalwalkar
Shrey Upadhyay
Art
Gladvin Picardo
Pankaj Rai & Team
Cast in order of appearance:
Kumar Varun as Failure Mehta
Naveen Polishetty as Average Mishra
Rahul Subramanian as Overachiever Gokhale
Shoaib as Godown Uncle
Shantanu Anam as Random Friend
Gopal Dutt as Training & Placement Officer
Vinod Sharma as Overpaid Executive
Vivek Tandon as Buddha Chairman
Devaiah Bopanna as Corporate AV Employee
Shubham Sharma as Corporate AV Employee
Pushkar Sarma as Corporate AV Employee
Urooj Ashfaq as Corporate AV Employee
Munendra as Corporate AV Employee
Sakina as Corporate AV Employee
Aseem Chandaver as Company Executive
Utsav Chakraborty as Invigilator
Shrey Upadhyay as Peon
Tanmay Bhat as Mass Recruiter
Naveed Manakkodan as Assistant Recruiter
Love Upadhyay as Assistant Recruiter
Firoz as Swiggy Delivery Boy
Girish Narayandass as Student
Trupti Khamkar as GD Panelist
Avinash Kamat as GD Panelist
Kriti Bhangadiya as Student
Sumaira Shekh as Student
Vishal Dayama as Student
Max Fernandez as Tech Interviewer
Rohan Joshi as Average’s Self Esteem
Pramod Sanghi as HR Interviewer
Sumedh Natu as Hipster
Featured Cast:
Megha Rai
Harshini Panchal
Sejal Waghela
Vandana Varun
Aman Dube
Karn Jain
Sudhanshu Varma
Shubhankar Jhadav
Sanket Rai
Prathemesh Dalvi
Dhruvil Shah
Gaurav Kamat
Tejas Pawar
Ashwin Mani
Norishka Cassy D’lima
Anchit
Assistant stylist:
Vidushi Subhedar
Costume AD:
Kriti Bhangadiya
Camera Attendant:
Sachin Gawde
Bipin
Tanmay
Social Media:
Aakash Shah, Gladvin Picardo, Krupa Gohil, Deepak Kumar, Sejal Badala,
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Karan Singh & Team
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Jamma Food Supplier
Location:
Whistling Woods International
Special Thanks
Karan Malhotra
Dr Ghanshyam Yadav - Розваги
Tell us about the weirdest person you have ever encountered in a GD.
Tanmay... Looking good 👌
Papa.
Here goes my experience . Although it is not a GD but an interview experience with Satyam (2008 before the scandal), I would like to share it. In the second round they used to make us write essays. My topic was influence of internet. I wrote a paragraph about porn being easily accessible to minors as one of the problems while not demeaning it in general. When I went for the second technical round with a manager, he had my paper on table with word porn circled in red wherever it appeared. He put that essay in front of me at the table, after the initial greeting. He kept on looking the paper for 5 mins with different expressions ranging from sly grin to contempt to awkwardness. I think he was trying to ask me questions like how dare you write about porn or I think you are too much into porn but he wasn't able to utter the word porn. He even tapped the paper a couple of times where he has circled the word porn but he couldn't muster up the courage to mention it . Instead after a long silence he asked me something about Assembly level while still struggling to come to terms that I am not ashamed of writing about porn. I do not think he even listened to what I answered.
All India Bakchod ok but Tanmay Bhatt is looking handsome ❤
Anchal Batra You again, huh? #StayGeneric 😂
Not all talented guys go to NASA ...some make AIB
u r right
It's 899 now :0
@@KingshukChakrabortyOfficial , what ?
@@anuj8825 i was talking about the no. Of likes in the comment which i replied to!
LoL no Indian works at NASA!! Check on internet if you don't believe me!!
This was fun to watch as a school student. Depressing as an engineering student.
Edit 1: Guys I got placed today. The stress is real but you do end up finding your way(an year after making this comment)
Bruhhhh😥
This is fake..
All happens good
Maut dikh rhi h as graduate from engineering 🙄
Yes bro
Even more depressing as an mba student
Just realised that the guy with Tanmay in the truck scene is Naveed
Yup
Tanmay usko pack karke apne ghar hi le aaya khana banane😂😂😂
Haha yes!
Yupp
Tanmay un sabko kidnap kiya
7:24 Marr Ja Kutti Was Awesome 🤣
what's her name, shes a stand up comic too right?
@@aahana4931sumaira sheikh
"I am an introvert So I will get rejected But I have more knowledge Than all Of You combined" Damn !
Same here
Are u army??
That hit hard @_@
@@gauravsuyal4456 Yea
@@KJCustom borahae
"Main kone mein hoon, sir..." My whole life summed up in one sentence......
no worries I share the same feeling
pussies
Yeezy Meeowww... 😂
You are just smart .
Bro.. I feel u
In 2015 I went for placement in TCS after cleared my apti. In Interview, they asked about my objective and some question after a while another interviewer offered me coffee and I agreed to take and I was taking coffee with them and I was shocked that they directly rejected me then I asked them why I have not been selected they told me I should not have to take coffee because its not a good manner in interview. Till the date, I don't take coffee.
Share some more incedents like this bro
Wtf Kuch bhi
plz tke coffee man
Sabse chutiya it industry
Happened to me as well.. i went to interview in a BPO named concentrix.. and i was really confident and everything but in the end she rejected me and the reason was that i wasn't using "Please" and "Thank you" more in interview.
vishal dayama still got one liners 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Starts Noticing him in so many AIB vids.
Bruh he is a writer of this series too
It sucks to know that we won't get to see more hilarious and relatable content like this from AIB.
We won't? Why?
Exactly why?
Because they've announced they won't be producing any more videos. They've let go of there employees too. Khamba and Tanmay have been removed from AIB.
@@utkarsha6943 i hope they reunite and bring aib back....they are very much missed
Itni acchi English aap select hogayi Kal ae mass recruiter technologies Pvt LTD join Kar sakti ho
Is average Naveen polishetty from chichorre?? (ACID)
Yes
Yes
Ya
No acid of chhichhore is from AIB as that's where he started
Yes he is the legend
mass recruiter : sabka masiha 😂
Shah Patel that music is from which movie?
AIB's original music
Samir Jha
thanks to set max,I have seen mass more than 10 times , even I have learnt how to make dust Strom with leg but this type of background wasn't there 😝
Tanmay literally looks like sabka masiha!
HCL
Lol so true about group discussions. I was at NM College in Mumbai until 2015 and I remember one of the big 4 audit firms had a group discussion with 20 people. Yes. 20! It was nothing short of a fish market on stage and obviously most people couldn’t speak. After 2015 when I graduated I realized that it’s impossible to survive happily in Indian work culture and moved to North America and 6 years later, I couldn’t have been happier about a life decision.
Big 4 wale engineering college mein kya kar rahe hain
@@anamyajain5723 Narsee Monjee mein ab Engineering padhate hain? Didn’t know. Thanks for sharing
@@Thisismyyoutubechannel69 big 4 mein mainly ca students hi hote hai isliye pooncha
Tips on how to migrate to North America???
@@anamyajain5723nahi abhi to bhar bhar ke engineering students leke ja rahe hai. Even from Tier 3 colleges
"AIB was way ahead of their times" wala comment.
"Underrated Comment" waala reply
"Ek irrelevant UA-cam video ka link" wala comment
Hasne wala emoji aur do baar epic
"I laughed at it and now I feel it" wala overused reply
"telling how AIB was much better than any bollywood movie" wala reply
Overachiever, after getting Google, still sits for other companies!
How accurate😂
Edit ?
It's gooogle company in which he got placed 😂😂😂😂
@@ketanbodkhe3466 😂
"Arre nhi yaar" 🤣🤣🤣
Nhi yaar
Came here to see Naveed after the live chat stream 😅
shubham saurav naveen bro
@@manikantachowdary7722 wo naveed ki hi baat kr raha h jo tanmay ka assistant bana h, naveen pollushettu ki nhi..
Same here..... even i came to see navheed here
Tanmay pehle kitna thin tha 🤣🤣
Shut up bitch
"Global Global, World World" Most underrated dialogue
Mass recruiter = TCS, Infosis and Wipro.
Correct
L&T ?
Bhai Infosys*
L&t is mnc bro
Accenture bhi
Any JEE aspirant watching this before destruction?
😂😂😂😂
Mee 😯
Mee
Kamikaje69 _ Me
Mee😂😂
Yeah
7:05 Advertiser OP🔥🔥🔥
literally guys , these actors and actresses are far more talented than our Bollywood actors ,I really enjoyed this video
ya
Thanks for 20 ab 30 kar WA do 👍👍
Did u study engineering bro
It's not just the acting that's better. The sketch requires such acting which isn't taught in acting schools. Only a person with sense of humor can understand this situation and how to deliver their dialogues. Ab mein bada gyaani admi bankar bade bade acting ki baat chodunga aur conclude sabse ghatiya tarike se karunga so that you think I am highly intellectual
@@alysh4896 or main abhi tmhare opinion ke bare me zara bhi na sochte huye Laura chutiya jaisa word use krunga or apni life pe frustration yaha nikalunga.
This shit is scary in reality!!!!
Honest Engineering placements is aib's master piece. Their greatest legacy
Are you a software engineer too?
@@alohamate aye!
@@anuragghosh1139 internship milegi bhaiya,😂😂😂
No internship?
"Mujhe naukri chahiye"
"Mujhe vi chahiye"
"Mujhe vi chahiye"
"Mere pass 5 hai"
Epic 😂
This is vintage AIB, well done brothers 👌
this is what we want to see !
suhil koul very true
suhil koul *done
Mass Recruiter = TCS
Mr Perfectionist Basically all tata companies
Aditya Patil Not all. Companies like Tata Steel & Tata motors are very selective of who they hire. But TCS on the other hand, is just a godown of B.tech, computer & management graduates.
TCS logic while hiring: Buy 1 Get 2 Free!!
"I am not naughty sir ...i m just cute" --🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😁😁😁
Bikul saiman ki tarah !!!
Hi.cutie
@@debashishtiu2919 bhendi
Are you sure
My life summed up in that one dialogue - "me yaha kone me hu sir" 8:24.
This series was released in 2017 when I was in grade 12 and now I'm in my 3rd year of Engineering and within the span of 5 months I would be in the same position. Scared aff!!!
Edit(16/4/24): Guysss sorry for the delaaaaayed response.
Got placed(campus placement) in an MNC in final year, then worked for about a year before moving abroad to purse Masters. So yeah, Wishing all the best to all of u trying for a job 💯💯. Will definitely keep this lovely little community updated regarding my career in the future. Thanks all ❤️
All d best Hriday
Darr mat bro, saare scenes sort ho jaate hai end tk. Baad me is series ko dekh k nostalgia feel karega bhai tu
Soch rha hu journalism hi kar lu . Real life communication hi sikh jaunga 😂
@@kuchbhirandom9970 indian mainstream journalism dekhi h na😂
@@saurabhprasad8212 hahaha.. aur bhi jagah kaam aati hai bhai journalism.. par ha wo sochke bhi kabhi kabhi phatti hai😂
Download Khaayi Thi Humne Kasmein - goo.gl/8WC7km
All India Bakchod 😉😉
Hoobastank - The Reason
All India Bakchod is it k j somaiya college of engineering ka Campus?? from ghatkopar??
Anish Thakkar yes it is😍😍
sponsor integration was the best
*Generic Comment posting funny line from the video*
Don't read my profile picture take my like
Don't read my profile picture *Generic comment saying that this comment is old as fuck*
Typing lol and Lmao while not even moving my lips.
random offended guy
another ignored comment
i watched it when i was in 12 after giving the jee , i laughed a lot . but now im in my 4th year of my engineering , really studied tried to gain knowledge , recently i passed some apti exam of companies but rejected in interview , all my friends got job in the mass recruiting company . In online apti exam everybody is cheating due to which the cutoff marks are high , now when i watched this video im feeling the real pain of the average .
How are you doing now??
Koi na bro mehnat krte raho lag jayegi bas aap haar mat maan jana please
Exact situation currently 🥲
love for average from average
Does it get any weirder than this ?
I remember giving an interview in a multinational company only to get rejected and realise a day later that the interviewer worked under my father.
What.. Can you pls elaborate?? Why did they reject you? Your father told em to or some other reason??
Ya This doesn't make any sense. Where does your father work?
I know, it sucks to be you
Aapke पिताश्री को आपसे क्या तकलीफ हैं?
anti nepotism wale
when I sat in a group interview for Accenture one of the student was asked why do he need this job and he replied I don't even need this job my pocket money is more than what you give for a month. it broke us inside
In today's list of things that never happened.
@@MadhuraMohan lmao, I'm dead
@@Sahil909s arre chori kiye hui comment re baba , itna kush mat ho 😂😬
@@MadhuraMohan XD
@@MadhuraMohan chori bhi sahi se ni kr paaya
introverts. i can feel the pain.
Bhagg yahaan se
❤❤
3:16 I refuse to believe the writer chose 68, I mean there are better numbers in the proximity.
69🧌
@@ninja111201 kilo samosa
7:50 Ye bade hoke Arnab Goswami bnega...
4:09 if youre looking for this song its "Hoobastank - The Reason"
gidifksnfe kdidkfjsk ayyy wassup
You are a savior bro!
God bless you bro
Thank you so such
World need more people like you.❤️
Yours script and writing skills are thousands times better than hundreds of Bollywood shit kept together. Thank-you for the fresh content.
Keep it up!
The Glowdiators :Tron Dance India they want to emulate the likes of Seth Myers in a derivative way. They want to be social justice warriors.
Totally agreed with u
This series makes you laugh and also breaks your heart, because of the harsh reality of placements.
TCS, Infosys, Wipro etc..😂😂😂😂
cognizant , ibm , tech mahindra , capegemini ,accenture
Reliance GET pays around 5-6lpa CTC.So it's a tad better.
Also Some of these companies have product based divisions as well.Infosys Expert Tracking pays 17lpa,TCS I-labs pays 10lpa.
sutax kapoor chola batorao
capgemini
TCS , Sapient , Accenture , Infosys,. ..,.but no one can beat TCS
MASS RECRUITER.....
SAB KA MASIHA ...😂😂😂😂😂
Zuber Garasia the jingle has really caught on me.
tumahari waise b shaadi kardadenge..job leke kya karoge😀😁😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
graceful snow sexist yet true! 😁😂
😂😂😂
graceful snow super sexist
1:43 naveed :')
AIB come to our college for placements
Heisenberg j please
Mass recruiter: TCS 😂
Vaibhav Vaidya
Capgemini
(1:25) Sirf AIB wale civil walon ko placement dila sakte hai.....😂😂😂
😂😂
Bc aaj ki date me bhi 3 ka placements hai aur boht zno ko ye bhi nasib nahi ho ra
this is reality through humour 😂
a.k.a Satire
Reality is Humour
Now that I'm in my last year, I don't find this funny anymore!😂😂
Placement hua?
2:41 it's naveed na
I laughed so much in part 02. My fav dialogue was 'I just realized i have not spoken in the debate till now' ... thats so me ...
*"Corporate , gdp , economy jaisey badey badey words global global world world...." 😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE VIDEO!* 👏👏😂😂
Vintage AIB 🌝
this one was sheer class.
This made me remember my selection in TCS 😂
at 2:48 who else also noticed naved in 2021?
3:21... the real beginning of the "Rider-Provider" saga 🙂🙂🙂
This video was released during my first year of engineering currently entering 4th year and this video makes so much much more sense now !!!! Please bring back part 1 and part 3 😭😭😭😭
Similar phase for me
This was released in 2017 and you were in first year so how come you are in 4th year nruh
@@harshthakur1 entering ** 4th year ....
Dude I am in first year now ✌
@@kavyareddy8711 #me 2☹️
1:10 - TCS.
1:50 Naveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
7:21 her delivery was quite on point
Script is absolutely perfect. Especially for GD.
😂true
Generic comment posting a funny line from this video
Harshit Pal Generic reply appreciating your wit
+Deepak Bisht Generic agreeing reply to the reply agreeing to the original comment.
Pointless bakchodi 😂
And now I'll join in a conversation on a youtube video's comments 8 months late because I wished to state that I have used my skills to butt in and present another generic funny line from the video
Now I'll reply with pointless laughing emojis on a month old humorless joke
02:25 Rastogi knew it wayyy back
TANMAY looks soooo good
How do you know that he had a big dick?
+Soham Salunke তঢু
Ambedkar......👎👎👎
Lol bs Angoor se kishmish bn gya h 😂😆 chepped 😆😂 aur kuch ni !🔔 smart lgria h
Sanskruti Ambekar he does and his voice is kinda cute
the way she said marja kutti!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
UA-cam golden days!
Ola ua Uber
True❤
6:33 This shit is so true had our first GD and all of us went boinkers with the topic and I was full on Subramanian mode and being an asshole about it
This bit just hit me in the middle of the GD and I can't stop myself laughing
You shouldn't be proud of your action. Many people on that room got rejected because of over oversmartness
How deep that is!!! 1:50
2:46 its naved 😅😂😂
As a tester...I died inside @ 3:05 😂😂😅😭😭😭
Bro what is tester?
8:41
Mere pass 5 hai 😂
That placement guy's name was Rastogi in Pitchers also....Illuminati confirmed
*BBUUUURRRSHUAHSOOOOO*
Ajaay Sharrma 7
New French word, Will be Included in Oxford French Dict 😂
Am i the only one after JATHI RATNALU 😎
1:57 what is this behaviour biro🥺
Global global world world at 8:18😂😂
completed my engineering this year with aeronautical branch....didn't even had a single company coming to my college campus for placements relevant to my field...
then typically we had to sit for placements in CS and IT companies where we were wondering the fact as so to why other engineering branches exist in india....
How you doing now??
got placement anywhere?
Hello still there
Bourgeoise is not an irrelevant topic at all. They must be stopped from fucking over the middle and working class. Join the revolution and seize the means of production, comrades!
2022 batch like here !
It was so refreshing to see Naveed in the scene after having watched Tanmay's vlog during entire lockdown
*13 Percent, Moderator random number daaldiya hai..*
Global global World world.
Most funniest part of the video.
Just searching this comment..
Btw,All are hilarious
But average is lit !
@@zaffarkhan976 Matlab lit nahi kahesakte ..chalega medium wala😆😆
8:10 dude thats really true whenever you are in a debate using random figures only to show that you know more about the fact though it's pointless and pity to be proud of ... 😸
Engineer means a great genius who can do anything possible in the world , but in India it means slave who have to work under a ton of pressure with a small salary😏
There are way too many engineers in India so, obviously, the demand will nosedive.
Thanks for 20 ab 30 kar WA do 👍👍👍
@@somerandomguy9125 Too many unskilled engineers
In India it means talentless turds with not even 12th level knowledge, degree holders begging for jobs.
I can garrantee that most engineers don't deserve to be called engineers.
@@Shome2049 Yes right,
Engineers after engineering even can't able to make a basic app & didn't have a command in a single coding language.
Above i focussing on cs engineers but this hold true for other also.
7:38 👻👻👻
Dozens of such regrets I have been through all my life. Still badtameez. 😂😂😂
It reminded me of my struggles ........ but wait I'm still struggling ...
Is that Naveed at 2:57 ???
now a days B.Tech = majdoor
.
MBA = Maalik, right?
And Majboor.
Gurpreet Grewal aisa nahi Hai Bhai...dhanke college SE degree lo aur dhank Se padh lo 6 lac SE kam kahin nahi jaoge starting
Yuvraj Seth per annum right?
Bhai saab maali ko compare krdiya engineers se😂
bade bade shabd GLOBAL GLOBAL WORLD WORLD HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
I am a introvert , Mai to pakka bahar ho jaunga is round me, hahaha sounds like me
I can feel that now lol
i can also feel bro
Lol same here. Yeh saale gd, hr round kara ke technical knowledge ki band baja dete hain.
introvert wale ne sahi bola bc
how many of you Found Advertiser OP 😅😅
Two minutes of silence for all the triggered pharama students.
This comment should be in AIB vid... LOL
😂
Aww I feel for them 😂😂
I am a pharma student,I wasn't triggered,I just curled up in a corner and cried
@@ashwinshetty1598bro what u doing now?
Global global world world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
abhishek das baad me GDP BHI bola
Mera argument *I N T E R N A T I O N A L* HAI MODERATOR.
Legend has it that Aib replies if you are this early to watch the video.
Brijesh Gupta chup chutiye spotlight mat chin
Legend also has it ke tum chutiya ho
Dhruvin Shah aur agli baar reply soch samaj ke karna last time jaisa edit mat karna maja nai aata :)
Matlab pehle se hi chutiya ho ya aaj kal hi kuch hua hai?
Dhruvin Shah tera raamleela ka dubsmash dekh ke samaj gaya ki kaun chutiya hai😂😂😂😂😂. Try harder bro agli baar thoda accha comeback please :)
Mass recruiter- 3 lakh per annum pai lock kar 😂
Me- BC iss sai zyada toh sarkari chapdasi kee tankha hotee hai
2:34 Naveed OP!!!
0:45 virat pandya😂😂😂
8:35 that's the way even i conclude my GDs 😂
Even mass recruiters ran out of job nowadays.