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  • @nickyreynolds3326
    @nickyreynolds3326 8 років тому +273

    ... Equivalency.

  • @timetowakeup6302
    @timetowakeup6302 8 років тому +213

    one of my absolute favorite physical comic actors ever. a true professional in every sense of the word.

    • @RckyMtneer
      @RckyMtneer 4 роки тому +21

      Right up until his racist rant... what a waste of a brilliant career...

    • @CancerLicker
      @CancerLicker 4 роки тому +18

      except, you know, for that one time.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 3 роки тому

      @@RckyMtneer it ended in 1998.

    • @Matt-vr5zk
      @Matt-vr5zk 2 роки тому

      @@RckyMtneer racist rant, so what? Doesn't change the fact that he is a brilliant comedian and actor, plus those morons deserved it, they started talking shit to him.

  • @thesundayseshlads
    @thesundayseshlads Рік тому +7

    0:26 the little dance sets me off every time 😂😂😂

  • @azher191
    @azher191 4 роки тому +162

    I love how uncomfortable Elaine is trying to sell Kramer 😂😂😂

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому +2

      she realizes she missed out. that's the new haircut effect.

  • @anovak322
    @anovak322 4 роки тому +43

    Not even 10 seconds in the video, and I’m dying laughing!! Elaine’s hesitation and Kramer fumbling with the curtain 😂😂

  • @saimcheeda93
    @saimcheeda93 3 роки тому +54

    Even if he didn't get a good bid, Kramer's confidence is admirable

  • @ralphfurley123
    @ralphfurley123 4 роки тому +50

    The first time I saw this scene, I was on the floor laughing!!! I just couldn’t stop! One of the best scenes ever from this show! ☮️🖖🏽

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet 3 роки тому

      My roommate and I were both watching on TVs in our rooms. I remember hearing her laughing at the same thing when he fell. It was priceless.

    • @D-Rizzle653
      @D-Rizzle653 Рік тому +1

      Haha the fingers twitch LOL the dance I CANT I JUST CANT LOL

  • @mattram88
    @mattram88 5 років тому +73

    The way Elaine delivers, "a haircut" is fantastic.

  • @campbellz_soup6071
    @campbellz_soup6071 6 років тому +86

    "And he just got a haircut."😂

  • @ShonenFreakTV
    @ShonenFreakTV 4 роки тому +115

    "He'll fall or something"
    Susan Ross

    • @mkganya6013
      @mkganya6013 4 роки тому +8

      ALRIGHT LETS JUST STAY CALM HERE. DON'T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME.

    • @clhound
      @clhound 4 роки тому +13

      Lily was right.

    • @anthonyjamesvasquez
      @anthonyjamesvasquez Рік тому

      Not to mention he also puked on her, burned down her family's cabin and stole her girlfriend.

    • @deadrift886
      @deadrift886 8 місяців тому +2

      poor lily

    • @anthony1289
      @anthony1289 17 днів тому

      💀

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 3 роки тому +37

    Julia's delivery makes this scene 1,000x funnier.

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely! Never underestimate the comedic value of a good "straight man" (or straight woman in this case) reacting to the insanity and trying to hold some normalcy together when there is no point.
      Bob Newhart would be proud.

  • @clhound
    @clhound 4 роки тому +39

    He also lives in a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken.

  • @slendersera
    @slendersera 6 років тому +98

    If he had the Kavorka, Elaine could have made way more than 5 bucks off him XD

    • @Bradwhitehead415
      @Bradwhitehead415 4 роки тому +14

      the lure of the animal

    • @eliasgolf2024
      @eliasgolf2024 4 роки тому

      5 bucks? they would pay at least 500 just to laugh watching him being himself on a date

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 4 роки тому +1

      It turned itself off that night

    • @grawakendream8980
      @grawakendream8980 3 роки тому

      Yeah, at least $5.50

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому

      nuns throwing their panties. or whatever they wear.

  • @dakkuri1
    @dakkuri1 4 роки тому +29

    Got to love his swagger

  • @ashtonwinter1616
    @ashtonwinter1616 Рік тому +5

    One of my favorite episodes ever!

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 2 роки тому +8

    I always lose it when Kramer falls off the stage. Michael Richards was the king of physical comedy 😂🤣

  • @jarrodbarkley9061
    @jarrodbarkley9061 3 роки тому +19

    I love how right from the first word, you can tell Elaine is embarrassed having to auction off Kramer. Great acting there!

    • @PossumMagic99
      @PossumMagic99 9 місяців тому

      George would have done it but he was working that day. Too bad.

  • @lemonhead162
    @lemonhead162 Рік тому +2

    I remember when we watched this the first time when Seinfeld was still running, and the dance, combined with, "he likes fruit" sent me into laughing convulsions! We didn't have such a thing as DVR back then, so you had to wait to see it again, if they ever did reruns.

  • @KHoltzie
    @KHoltzie 3 роки тому +10

    ‘He likes uh, fruit…’ 😄😄😄

  • @bricktam
    @bricktam 2 роки тому +4

    If his background didn't get him babes, his kavorka definitely did.

    • @JoshOrtiz88
      @JoshOrtiz88 Рік тому

      Yeah, no shit. Women usually flock to Kramer.

  • @danieldougan269
    @danieldougan269 Рік тому +1

    Great acting by Michael and Julia in this scene. This was team comedy at its finest!

  • @socksumi
    @socksumi 7 років тому +46

    Kramer definitey likes fruit cuz he was always eating it and mooching it from Jerry.

  • @guyverjay1289
    @guyverjay1289 2 роки тому +4

    It’s the part where he starts dancing backwards that slays me

  • @JoshOrtiz88
    @JoshOrtiz88 3 роки тому +15

    I still think Kramer was winning them over before he fell.

  • @corey-bird3489
    @corey-bird3489 5 років тому +4

    One of my favorite shows, he is quintessential klutz 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elegantegalan2449
    @elegantegalan2449 4 роки тому +19

    I would definitely would be proud of going to a bachelor auction full of woman even if the winning bid is only one dollar. .

  • @EvanTLewis
    @EvanTLewis 11 місяців тому +1

    Okay he doesn’t get any good bids but yet he pulls girls throughout the show, is pretty handsome, tall and skinny. I’ve seen he’s pretty good with the ladies. This scene contradicts the power of Kramer.

  • @joby19881
    @joby19881 3 роки тому +4

    If the last thing I see before I die is the face Kramer pulls just before he falls off the stage, I'll die happy.

  • @hizerjason
    @hizerjason 2 роки тому +1

    When I heard about George Santos “credentials” for some reason, I thought of Kramer’s high school equivalency. 😂

  • @g00zik97
    @g00zik97 4 роки тому +3

    it was probably written to somehow respond to one of richards' first appearances on TV in 'The Dating Game'

  • @marshawalker5273
    @marshawalker5273 Рік тому +1

    I love Kramer & all😅

  • @CurtisLSA
    @CurtisLSA 3 роки тому +3

    The music does it..

  • @BubbaSimmz
    @BubbaSimmz 3 роки тому +3

    “High school…graduate. Oh, …..equivalency……”

  • @AliAlshishani
    @AliAlshishani 4 роки тому +6

    - Is there anything wrong with him? - -i was thinking about the question

  • @PossumMagic99
    @PossumMagic99 9 місяців тому +1

    I always feels like Michael Richards just improvised so much himself. Like getting stuck in that curtain 😅 The K man for 5 bucks might be overvalued. George would have done it but he was workin that day. Too bad.

  • @nickdwyer1451
    @nickdwyer1451 2 роки тому

    🤣 He fell over & he's still smiling!! 🤣

  • @deuteros
    @deuteros Рік тому

    I love the music.

  • @malemutekid1973
    @malemutekid1973 Рік тому

    Amazing acting, especially M. Richards

  • @LHizzFoShizz
    @LHizzFoShizz 6 років тому +22

    Do I hear... 5 bucks?

    • @sanjaygandhi7962
      @sanjaygandhi7962 Рік тому

      Maybe $2 is what I was thinking and a female friend said the same thing out loud after I showed her this skit - I thought wow you stole my thoughts.

  • @Loyal_homie100
    @Loyal_homie100 4 роки тому +4

    Lol Thats Kramers entrance if he was a wrestler

  • @johanstone
    @johanstone 2 роки тому +2

    how does he move like that???

  • @antonlampe2272
    @antonlampe2272 3 роки тому +2

    Do i hear 5 bucks....?
    Bwahaha

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu Рік тому +3

    I’m sure most women would’ve loved a date with the K man 😂

  • @lessthanzero3373
    @lessthanzero3373 Рік тому +1

    Elaine’s perspective… 😅

  • @S3CT0R49
    @S3CT0R49 5 років тому +28

    he likes.. fruit

  • @scottbrandon6244
    @scottbrandon6244 2 роки тому +2

    Well, he is an expert in fruit. That comes in handy living in NYC. And he is self-employed, although I could never figure out what business Cosmo was in.

  • @humphreygruntwhistle3946
    @humphreygruntwhistle3946 2 роки тому +5

    Kramer had a great wardrobe. For a doofus, he had some really cool clothes and looked like a million bucks in a suit and tie.

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 2 роки тому

    I can't wait for the dates

  • @lepetitchat123
    @lepetitchat123 6 років тому +12

    I like fruit too Kramer!!!

  • @AmericanFUBAR33
    @AmericanFUBAR33 Рік тому +2

    Do I hear 5 bucks? lol

  • @1sethk
    @1sethk 6 років тому +3

    Love it

  • @melzbellz7768
    @melzbellz7768 11 місяців тому

    Kramer's little dance before he falls 🤣💀
    Edit: do I hear... 5 bucks..??

  • @RUmlas
    @RUmlas Рік тому

    This would be awsome to hear this for someone's graduation bio as they walk to get their diploma.

  • @raymondhernandez3155
    @raymondhernandez3155 Місяць тому

    This kills me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! 😂😂

  • @seirralumpy129
    @seirralumpy129 Рік тому +2

    “he likes uhh…fruit”

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 11 місяців тому +1

    I will pay at least $7

  • @fridaysmith2567
    @fridaysmith2567 3 роки тому +1

    Why didn't she mention he had the Kevorka. Women love the Kevorka

  • @Brandonforever21608
    @Brandonforever21608 7 років тому +27

    He likes fruit

    • @Sara-bv3nc
      @Sara-bv3nc 4 роки тому

      That's the line that got me hahah

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 4 роки тому +4

      @@Sara-bv3nc My favorite was his mumbling of equivalency.

    • @Sara-bv3nc
      @Sara-bv3nc 4 роки тому

      @@Whoopdido777 hahaha

  • @shaylalauren
    @shaylalauren 7 місяців тому

    I would have offered $100! 😂😂

  • @fernandoinsociable4846
    @fernandoinsociable4846 5 років тому +2

    Yo i need that music

  • @stumarston6812
    @stumarston6812 2 роки тому

    LMAO Equivalency. That is funny.

  • @Catinkontti
    @Catinkontti 4 роки тому +4

    self-employed xxxxDxD

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 4 роки тому +1

    Equivalency. 😂. 5 bucks? 😝.

  • @Nhamp2000
    @Nhamp2000 4 роки тому +10

    She didn't mention that he's a hipster doofus.

  • @eliseolopez2790
    @eliseolopez2790 3 роки тому +2

    Seinfeld best ever

  • @blip736
    @blip736 2 роки тому

    Free Agent !!!

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 2 роки тому

    🔥

  • @Vision_Voyagers
    @Vision_Voyagers 4 роки тому

    He is something alright, it's hard to put my finger, but it something.

  • @johnharrington22
    @johnharrington22 2 роки тому

    He would get lots of money

  • @Brandonforever21608
    @Brandonforever21608 3 дні тому

    High school equivalency 😂

  • @msdtpt7225
    @msdtpt7225 2 роки тому

    Kramer needs no introduction because there is nothing much to tell 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @yyz125
    @yyz125 2 роки тому

    My God 🤣🤣🤣

  • @owlfreebird7428
    @owlfreebird7428 4 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣😂😂

  • @arbanasialbanesi
    @arbanasialbanesi 3 роки тому

    WTH was the matter with Elaine hesitating like that?

    • @anthony1289
      @anthony1289 3 місяці тому

      Bc if it was real life, you would also be embarrassed for him 😂
      But bc it’s a show and we know Kramer, we forgive him for his clumsiness 😅

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 5 років тому +3

    my dating profile:
    high school graduate
    works in finances (im a cashier)
    165 cm tall (if you're not American, you need to understand most other americans don't understand metric)

    • @DUNDOM5
      @DUNDOM5 5 років тому +2

      nigga u small

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 5 років тому +5

      @asdfj asdfjk Hey dumbass, I'm from the bay area. The joke is that most americans don't understand the metric and don't know how short I am (that really is my height)

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewsutherland133 the metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I like it

    • @RinoO-4
      @RinoO-4 4 роки тому +1

      Tony M. You really are dambass that’s fo sure!

    • @sheepashoo1509
      @sheepashoo1509 4 роки тому

      Im Australian and cm is used regularly for measurement over here

  • @putocelular9375
    @putocelular9375 5 років тому +4

    George at least has a job so he is more suitable

    • @nobelcreature6201
      @nobelcreature6201 4 роки тому +2

      where he sleeps under the table!

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 3 роки тому +1

      I mean the most successful attempt he ever had at picking up a woman is when he told her he's unemployed and lives with his parents.

  • @Lito_jujuy
    @Lito_jujuy 8 років тому +4

    hahah 3rd striker player

  • @partsparis
    @partsparis 2 роки тому

    Doing this makes him a success at dating why can't he use this and get married
    Initial bidding price $10 million

  • @davidr4523
    @davidr4523 4 роки тому +3

    That was a staged but still a real fall he had there. Very few comedians could have made this scene as funny as Michael Richards. However you take away the script from him and he is a boring person.

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 3 роки тому +2

      He was known to rehearse every physical move endlessly in order to perfect it . How do you know if he's a boring person? Do you know him personally? And how is that relevant? He's an actor. You're watching him for the performance. You're not here to watch him eat breakfast.

    • @davidr4523
      @davidr4523 3 роки тому

      @@hutch1197 are you Michael Richards? You got offended by my comment. Just search on UA-cam Richards interviews on letterman and Howard Stern. In real life he seems very low energy and boring.

  • @dimariobell8499
    @dimariobell8499 3 роки тому

    "Equiv..."

  • @asarsalari
    @asarsalari 3 роки тому +1

    He likes.... Fruit

  • @bradfromthevalley
    @bradfromthevalley 4 роки тому

    did this lead you to becomine lady pimp, it was for charity, ,,, the dragon is like a train of a bridezilla...he said can you get me another date sure but it's gonna cost you...pimping to charge the worker and thr customer

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 3 роки тому +1

    Richards tore his meniscus shooting this. I just made that up.

  • @batmansillo
    @batmansillo Рік тому

    He likes.... fruit. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amymurphy721
    @amymurphy721 2 роки тому

    he likes fruit

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 2 роки тому

    Built coin 0 Nero

  • @danielnehdar8138
    @danielnehdar8138 2 роки тому

    He likes ….fruit

  • @catherinecatlover
    @catherinecatlover 22 дні тому

    THIS EPISODE AND THE MEL TORME ARE KRAMERS BEST
    STELLA AND ELAINE'S RABIES ARE ELAINES BEST