“When your lying in your grave, but chips are what you crave” “When the heartbeat is dropping, but the chips aren’t stopping” “When your having a seizure, but the chips are our best feature” “When your life is ending, but the chips are tempting” -Chips Ahoy! Here for happy
i'd just like to point out the disturbing reality of a chocolate chip cookie swimming in hot chocolate next to a bar of chocolate. that's like a person swimming in a tub of warm human blood next to someone who is bleeding out.
@@okayokay9569 The person of course. Who in the right mind would eat Chips Ahoy? This commercial like turned them into poison and I will never buy a Chips Ahoy product because I do not want to give them money to support these God awful abominations they call commercials .
@AMOGUS E Life I’d be glad to hear from the other team that we have a lot on this my mind and the next few weeks we will be in here soon and will see what you
The narrator be like: When the cringe is unforgiving, but you need to make a living. Omg please guys stop liking and commenting this is literally like, the second most liked comment on the video plus I stole this now I feel guilty and I made this comment a damn year ago when everyone was dying from covid its been a whole year and im still getting notifs about this
389203 increase in the cringe o' meter, taken from the inicial 11577 to the 400780, meaning the cringe o' meter experienced a 346.18% increase from the inicial number Edit: Fixed the values, if i'm still wrong, don't worry about correcting me
When the hostages are begging but the chips are worth getting
yes
Lmao
Sussy
I'm screaming
yes
When the divorce is inevitable, but the chips are incredible.
Best one I've seen
when kakyoin is donutted, but the chips are full-flavored
Underrated comment
@@hypercommand8778 when jojo is traumatised but cookies are delighted
When the donut on your chest is painfull, but the chips are tastefull.
“When your lying in your grave, but chips are what you crave”
“When the heartbeat is dropping, but the chips aren’t stopping”
“When your having a seizure, but the chips are our best feature”
“When your life is ending, but the chips are tempting”
-Chips Ahoy!
Here for happy
Here for Sadly
Hehe
Good 1
“When the children are dying in the basement, but those chips are full of amazement” - Chips Ahoy. Here for happy.
what a banger
@@sosoa5200lol
"When the parents are fighting, but those chips need some biting." - Chips Ahoy
Best one here ngl
Here for happy!
\_____/
Hehe
👁👄👁
HOLY SHIT I LITERALLY JUST COMMENTED "when the parents are fighting but the cookies you're biting" ON A DIFFERENT COMMENT I THOUGHT I WAS ORIGINAL 💀
When the impostor is suspicious,but the chips are delicious
This is actually a really good one
Interesting
There should more comments tbh this was good
This comment is so underrated
you misspelled "label"
"When your health is declining, but the chips are worth dining."
"When your family is dying, but the chips are worth buying"
-Chips ahoy
“When your parents are in a fight, but the chips are alright”
Underrated
Yes
Yes
lmfaooooo
LMAO
When the children are crying, but the chips are worth trying
When your wife is getting beaten, the chips are supposed to be eaten.
when the bones of your enemies are crunching, but the chips are worth munching
when the child slaves are in pain, but getting the chips wont be in vain
when youre commiting a major crime, but the chips are worth the jail time
when youre commiting a major felony, but the chips are worth the penalty
i'd just like to point out the disturbing reality of a chocolate chip cookie swimming in hot chocolate next to a bar of chocolate. that's like a person swimming in a tub of warm human blood next to someone who is bleeding out.
this comment is hella underrated LMAO
Metal!
It's a cookie tho
Ewww...
@@win_ciewho asked LMAO
“When the serial killer is slaughtering, the chips are mouthwatering”🥶🥶
"When your family is breaking, but the cookies are worth taking." -Chips Ahoy
Bro that hits hard personally
@@korl0ch298 yea it does hit hard but my dad hits me harder
@@fuzzynuttz5092 I just changed my name, I was Arthur Morgan before. The joke makes more sense there
I didn’t cringe in this video
*family photo breaking but one shard turns into a cookie*
"When there's a murderer in the room, but there's still cookies to consume."
When the funeral is sad, but the chips aren’t bad
“when the shot is swishy, but you want that chocolate chippy” has caused me dangerous levels of pain i fucking swear
no you did
That has me on the edge of shooting myself
but do you want the chocolate chippy :gun:
It caused me some major PTSD.
*chippy*
“When she’s crossed the line, but those chips are divine”
-Chips ahoy, here for happy-
“When you’re going to hell but the chips are swell.”
-Chips Ahoy.
"If she leaves you for another, there's always her mother"
-Chips Ahoy
No that’s master oogway
*master oogway
*master oogway
i think they where inspired by the food ad.
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When its a death sentence, but you want that chocolate essence
last meal 😩
When these ads are Cat Litter, but your L.O.L Surprise doll is the true Glitter.
I am here for it
@@sebastianelmii14 shuttt uppp you're just as cringe as the ads
@@Grefuzzle no i'm not you lil brat
@@sebastianelmii14 lol
“ When the rent is unpayable, the chips arent delayable.”
-Chips Ahoy
"When you're mentally depressed, but the chips will make you impressed"
-Chips ahoy, here for happy
"When the murder is offensive, yet the taste is so intensive." - Chips Ahoy
yes
WHA-
Are you eating the person or-
@@okayokay9569 The person of course. Who in the right mind would eat Chips Ahoy? This commercial like turned them into poison and I will never buy a Chips Ahoy product because I do not want to give them money to support these God awful abominations they call commercials .
Redditors be like: You snowflake getting offended so easily by being murdered!!! You're not based! 😡
"When you've done human trafficking, the chips are worth snacking." - Chips Ahoy
i see that second the there
Wait , don’t skip, you’ll miss out on these kids!
@@foxhound24 WTF. Not funny.
@@foxhound24 William Afton: HELL YEAH WHATS UP
snackining
When the hospitals about to blow up, but the cookies with chips are a glow up 🥶🥶🗣🗣
nah that makes too much sense to be a chips ahoy ad
"When life is crappy, but the chips keep you happy"
Love this
When these ads are Cat Litter, but your L.O.L Surprise doll is the true Glitter.
I am here for it
Keep saying that jimmy the chips will be ready
@T_ManfaceMan chips ahoy gives you wiiiiings
@T_ManfaceMan ooo interesting
"When you're about to die, but the chips are so fly"
-Chips Ahoy
😂😂😂
HA
666 like 📸
This comment was worse than the whole video
True
1:07 The way the counter started skyrocketing had me dying 😂
When you are mentally unstable, but the chips got that chocolate lable. -Chips Ahoy
When you want to kick a child, but the chips are wild.
🥶
yes
are going*
@Viised Paradise oh i just thought it would make more sense if there was a going bc it doesnt sound right tbh
@Viised Paradise yeah it sounds right but it sounds better with a going
“Look, we get it, we have cringe advertizing”
“But let’s just face it. The chips are appetizing”
-Chips Ahoy
Underrated^
How we would all love to see this in one of their ads
When the ads are trash but the chips are a good snack.
@@NamelessKnightt that doesn’t rhyme
@@JonasRodgers its catchy tho imo
“When you’re about to be tortured.
But them chips need some moistured”
- Chips Ahoy
🤨
When you are getting a beating but those chip need some eating
"When the shot is swissy, but you want that chocolate chippy"
*Kill me N O W*
That was my breaking point I'm ending it today
@@wildspirit6869 wAtCh dOmmInoOwN dOt CoUm
"When You Say Kill Me, But We Give You Chocolate Chipy"
@@Candydevil100 aSjejjajskakakkaassssss
@@Voidlingstudiosofficial r/ihadastroke
"When the city is on fire, but the chips are what you desire."
-Chips Ahoy
@AMOGUS E Life I’d be glad to hear from the other team that we have a lot on this my mind and the next few weeks we will be in here soon and will see what you
667th like
…
Dude when u realise dat some1 had an idea for these
THIS ONE WINS
When the torture is unbearable, but the chips are repairable
…repairable?💀
“when your getting put up for adoption, cuz ur parents said these chips are a better option”
"When you lock the kids in the basement, but the chips are the replacement" - Chips Ahoy
When ur mom says she's dying, but those chips are worth buyin
LMAO
Get this to 200 likes
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r/cursedcomments
yeeeeee boi
"When you catch your partner cheating, but the chips are still worth eating."
Underrated
lol
2 inch of pleasure tho
I would buy them if the ads were like that
-chips ahoy is here for it!
''When the divorce is unforgettable, but the chips are incredible.''
When you’re busy with laundry,
But your mouth is really hungry
- Chips Ahoy
"When the meme's already old, but the chips are still gold."
Best comment
ded meme
I don't like the don't skip ones
W
W
When your child is getting beaten, but the chips haven’t been eaten.
Lol good one
@ETHAN PAIBA no Its A TROLL CHANNEL PROMOTE RANDOM CHANNEL TRYNING TO MAKE THAT RANDOM CHANNEL DISLIKE
Was that the bite of 87?
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When your child is dead, but the chip is worth the bet
"When you've gone mentally insane, but the chips are still on your brain."
-Chips Ahoy
when an ad begs you to not skip it, but the chocolate is just on top of it. chips ahoy
”When the pain is agonising, but the chips are appetising”
-Chips ahoy
LMFAOOO
"When the world has a disease, but the chips always please." - Chips Ahoy!
LMAOOO
I got a CRINGE ad
@@namibia584here for happy
when the cringe is immeasurable, but the chips are acceptable
@Pexace~Chan! the cookies are fine
@Pexace~Chan! the cookies are good its just the ads
When the chips are respectable bit the dick, is unacceptable
When the cringe is immeasurable but the cookies make your fingers chocolate
When you’re literally dying but the chips are worth buying
When you’re stuck in a cave, but the chips make you crave
-Chips Ahoy
When the break-up is depressive, but the chips are obsessive
When the bus catches on fire, but those chips are still what you desire.
these rhymes gets better and better as you scroll down
When the bus catches fire but the chips are still fire
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They won't be chips until you see that the chocolate on the cookies you grabbed are melted.
When the school catches afire, but the chips are your heart’s desire. 😎
When you’re dying, but the chips laugh at you crying
When your whole family just got shot but atleast you saved the chocolate chips.
Chips ahoy is here for it
when you have a mental breakdown, but the chip thinks you're a clown
😂😂
a
@@Sora-lp7tx CHIPS AHOY IS HERE FOR HAPPY
When the serial killer is suspicious, but the chips are delicious
“When the thoughts are suicidal, but the chips are impeccable.” -chips ahoy
I love how in the last one the cookie itself is so tired of this shit it killed the others and bathed in their blood
he ate them and thats his drool, thats my headcanon
You mean in their chocolate
@@gaijinsenpai7714 which is their blood
The most grim ending ever
@@neppytunez39 bruh...
"When your family is dead, but those chips got you fed" Chips Ahoy!®
When you're homeless on the streets, but the chips are good eats.
I love how the cringe counter immediately went a couple hundred thousands because of an among us reference
You are literally the first comment I have seen that is not a parody of a line
but not necessarily in a good or bad way lmao
@@jackyboi3672 AMOGUS
0:35
Among us 🔴
When the serial killer is slaughtering, the chips are mouthwatering
That actually put a smile on my face.
Almost 100 likes
yu made me laugh so funny😂😂😂😂😂
horrible choice of words.
@@fresh_3714 go kid amongus backwards
I’m completely baffled by the fact that they’re still showing these ads on UA-cam 2 years later.
"When the world is ending, but the chips are worth getting."
When the crewmates are untrusting, but the cookies are disgusting
The Bad Ending
Nice
lol
TAKE IT BACK NOWWWWWWW
XD
“When your heart is about to fail but the chips are the holy grail”
pls-
Nice
Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference?!!?
I love Monty Python and the holy Grail
AY YO
when the car is speeding, but the chips are pleasing
When sudicide is possible, but the chips are edible.
The narrator be like: When the cringe is unforgiving, but you need to make a living.
Omg please guys stop liking and commenting this is literally like, the second most liked comment on the video plus I stole this now I feel guilty and I made this comment a damn year ago when everyone was dying from covid its been a whole year and im still getting notifs about this
LOLLLLLLL SO TRUE
LMFAO SO UNDERRATED
This comment is genius
This is a megamind comment
XD
"When your dog got a lethal injection, but the chips are just perfection" - Chips Ahoy
love it
Here for it
That's super sad, but clever
When you got a million bucks, but your ads still suck. Chips ahoy is here for it!
When your wife is in a coma, those chips need aroma
-Chips Ahoy
When your wife is IN a coma, and you want to smell that cookie aroma.
When your blood pressure is rising, but they taste surprising.
Brought to you by the American Diabetes Association
@@davidnathanwong6261 patient **dies**
Lol
xd
How did you even know a taste of blood pressure 😑
"When your sanity is slipping away, but the chips are a-okay"
underrated
this is one of the best versions
When these ads are Cat Litter, but your L.O.L Surprise doll is the true Glitter.
I am here for it
When the belt is coming, but the chips are stunning
When you commit a crime, but the cookies are divine
"When your life is slowly disappearing, but chips ahoy commercials are the last thing you're hearing"
Not the M&Muzan pfp-
lol
@@trevorbeatz5741 lol
when your life you might end, but the cookie is your friend.
@@ActuallyInvincible when you’re about to die, but the chips are so fly
''When you have crippling depression, but the chips are your new obsession''
-Chips Ahoy
Underrated
Bro this is one of the best ones
@@Bisctard I second this
Depression because they became obese from eating too many cookies lol.
@@tolstartheking cool to see another mario rpg fan
,,When you are about to die, try these chips, give them a try"
- chips ahoy
Yes, you are correct.
The cringe counter is indeed measured in braincells instantaneously dying
That last braincell that ate grass in elementary school: *AMOG US*
Bruh no its not
1 cringe counter = 7 million braincells lost
@@catspace012 dang humanity has gone down hill
but there’s a 100 billion!
The “wait, don’t skip!” Adds a whole new level of cringe beyond our comprehension.
There's snacks!
@a sentient femur breaker no they don't
Cookie: Wait don’t skip!
Me: How about I do it anyway?
No I find it funny when I skip anyway.
why does it feel like an old ad were sonic is telling you to not change the channel to teach you about the dangers of smoking
"When being homeless is your choice , chips ahoy is now in your voice"💀💀💀💀 - chips ahoy
"When your mom died of cancer, chocolate chips are the answer" -Chips Ahoy
OOF
Jeez good one
This reminded me if a terrible event in my life.
@@The_Honey_Diaries
Same here. If only mom had chocolate chips.
@@Yyyyzyyy no, I was 4 at the time. It wasn't my mom, but my sister
"When you're involved in 9/11 but the chips taste like heaven"
- Chips Ahoy
What a Coincident..
cough cough
When you're chummy with Ayatollah,
But the chips make you wanna holler.
george bush be like
Truee
When the divorce papers are signing, those chips still need to be dieing
“When it’s a trick shot fail, but you still score some chocolate.”
These rhymes genuinely twist my brain and I’m slowly losing my brain cells.
Yeah, like what’s the point in it. What about: “When you mess up big time, but ya’ still get da’ chocolate.” (In low dark Italian voice)
I think it’s a play on scoring in soccer, but yeah it still sucks
same
Same
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"When you think you are just fine, but the chips are next in line."
-Chips Ahoy
When your life is on the line, but the chips are divine.
LMAO THIS ONE IS UNDERRATED
BAHAHAHAHAHA
😆😆😆😆 amazingly beautiful
💀💀💀
“When your heart has stopped beating, but those chips still need eating” - Chips Ahoy
I already ate them
Lol
I already ate the dead body
I ATE A COOKIE
@@Orangutanusyum
When the baby stops breathing, but the cookies are teething.
“When you’ve already dug your grave, but the chips are your fave.” Chips Ahoy
...
L comment
@@Im_SSJay W*
When the father is invisible, but the chocolate is irresistible.
“When your mom is dying, but these chips are worth crying”
"When your dad's belt is insufferable, but the chips are too lovable." -Chips Ahoy
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
@@dsbg187 How is there an English translation for this?
@@AlliamWafton1987 For some reason the translation is gone now, at least for me
@@AlliamWafton1987 he looks the same for me
i felt this one
I love how much it goes up when he says, "wait don't skip"
If you want know how much it cringe when he say "dont skip" when i get cringe i laugh so i were llllloooooollllll
Agree
389203 increase in the cringe o' meter, taken from the inicial 11577 to the 400780, meaning the cringe o' meter experienced a 346.18% increase from the inicial number
Edit: Fixed the values, if i'm still wrong, don't worry about correcting me
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When you are suffering from high cholesterol, but the cookies are incredible.
When your mom died, the chips still supplied
-Chips Ahoy
when the children are starving,but the cookies are alarming!
When the hostage tries to scream, but the chips taste like a dream
This is by far the funniest one I have seen
@@skayeeete5594 yup
when the shooter is active, but the cookie contains lactids:
"When the world is dying, the chips are still worth trying." -Chips Ahoy
LOL
Not*****
Lol- this needs more likes
@@I_isBored no it doesnt it has 369...... likes
@@ohmygawdd1 not yesterday
When your friends are dying, *but the chips are better than their crying*
Oh shit
Underrated :(
Oh I get it
Dark humour
*pats on the back*
when your friend is stone, but the chips stop your stomach groan.
When the divorce is killing you, but the existence of yummy chips are true.