Tainted Jacob.exe

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2024

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  • @L.e.n.a.i
    @L.e.n.a.i 3 роки тому +1973

    matt

  • @CastafioreOnYoutube
    @CastafioreOnYoutube 3 роки тому +517

    That cursed eye curse of the tower item room might actually be one of the worst item rooms in existence

    • @Stone_RedSkye
      @Stone_RedSkye 3 місяці тому +3

      i’d rather get the room that has no item and just a poop

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 3 роки тому +2537

    Its insane how you actually used skill to dodge delirium's attacks

    • @dexterbodford1125
      @dexterbodford1125 3 роки тому +183

      I was expecting a telefrag ngl

    • @leoaskham6564
      @leoaskham6564 3 роки тому +83

      Its insane how you actually used delirium to dodge delirium's attacks

    • @dexterbodford1125
      @dexterbodford1125 3 роки тому +65

      @Someone Else I guess you don't count teleporting directly on top of the player an attack

    • @herebigthomas9360
      @herebigthomas9360 3 роки тому +2

      The rabat is the best etg character

    • @dexterbodford1125
      @dexterbodford1125 3 роки тому +20

      @The Girl Who Asked doesn't stop him

  • @QwertyChavez
    @QwertyChavez 3 роки тому +973

    "I don't have speed dude"
    -man who is currently holding an active item which gives him speed while in use

    • @vidzam3087
      @vidzam3087 3 роки тому +6

      My thoughts exactly

    • @danibiyarslanov
      @danibiyarslanov 3 роки тому +33

      That attack is scaled with the player speed so it wasnt a problem anyway

    • @guaxinimdomato5825
      @guaxinimdomato5825 3 роки тому +1

      @@danibiyarslanov it is not, talking about experience

    • @danibiyarslanov
      @danibiyarslanov 3 роки тому +12

      @@guaxinimdomato5825 just checked the wiki yep,they are always possible to outrun

    • @guaxinimdomato5825
      @guaxinimdomato5825 3 роки тому +7

      @@danibiyarslanov bruh how did i not outrun it then? My speed was so bad that i couldn't be able run from it and simply died because ho ho I'm a laser from the sky that will keep inside of you before you can even start to run hoh

  • @leonardogonn
    @leonardogonn 3 роки тому +869

    9:04 the soul moment

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +171

      i was considering making a quick meme to point it out but figured id leave it to keen eyes like urs and others :)

    • @zeraorashiny4897
      @zeraorashiny4897 Рік тому +6

      ​@@lazymattman common matt W

  • @SakuraPetal1
    @SakuraPetal1 2 роки тому +87

    "Why hasn't Esau spawned yet?"
    *Realisation hits.*

  • @boothca3699
    @boothca3699 3 роки тому +531

    Your isaac content is so high quality but your so underrated and deserve more subs for the quality of these vids

    • @m4nvt
      @m4nvt 3 роки тому

      Yea

    • @racheltiffany9892
      @racheltiffany9892 3 роки тому

      Thanks for the tip, now to binge

    • @Gans848
      @Gans848 3 роки тому +3

      He created only 3 isaac videos

    • @racheltiffany9892
      @racheltiffany9892 3 роки тому +15

      @@Gans848 well then I'm gonna have to wait until they make more, huh?

    • @Gans848
      @Gans848 3 роки тому +1

      @@racheltiffany9892 you can't say that he he make good isaac videos if he created only 3 of them

  • @d3ltazer0judgement
    @d3ltazer0judgement 3 роки тому +303

    "I am terrified of playing this character"
    *procceds to play this character with 4 friends*

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +89

      The pain makes me stronger

    • @friendlybendy2070
      @friendlybendy2070 2 роки тому +16

      @@lazymattman at least be happy that u did it where dark esau can be damaged, now with the v1.7.5 update he's a nightmare

    • @akenotakahasi180
      @akenotakahasi180 2 роки тому +2

      @Scrotie McBoogerballs why?

    • @akenotakahasi180
      @akenotakahasi180 2 роки тому +2

      @Scrotie McBoogerballs ooh okay.
      Thank you for telling me

    • @nicolasturetta7959
      @nicolasturetta7959 10 місяців тому

      @@friendlybendy2070 yeah i completely agree, beign lost even without mantle is way safer than beign chased by a fucker which cannot die for amy reason whatsoever

  • @Arcane-tg2hr
    @Arcane-tg2hr Рік тому +160

    Rewatching tainted jacob.exe before the second one comes out, I can proudly say that screaming matt is way funnier than silent matt

  • @Confidencyy
    @Confidencyy 3 роки тому +507

    The only way to win T.Jacob is trough Guppy's 9 Lives

    • @bquad2
      @bquad2 3 роки тому +8

      or bugs

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 3 роки тому +3

      Tainted Cain*

    • @tylerquinn7696
      @tylerquinn7696 3 роки тому +5

      @@5uperM I'ma do tainted Jacob legit.
      The only character I'm not doing legit I'd Jacob and Esau

    • @oslonicl6251
      @oslonicl6251 3 роки тому +19

      @@tylerquinn7696 To cheese J&E you'd need T.Cain
      Then
      Craft Lazarus' Rags before using/after crafting Clicker
      Craft Schoolbag, Brimstone, The D6, Revelation, Twisted Pair, Incubus and Box of Friends
      Craft a shit ton of junk (but not garbage) items so you can clicker them away
      Die
      Become Lazarus Risen
      Clicker into J&E
      Win

    • @shythespider5126
      @shythespider5126 3 роки тому

      Or by rerolling Esau

  • @Sirnikovski
    @Sirnikovski 9 місяців тому +10

    Matt in normal video:😂😊😅
    Tainted jacob exe:👹💀🏴‍☠️

  • @solacehollow6062
    @solacehollow6062 3 роки тому +133

    1:13 I felt that one... Rip in rest, my mans

    • @shundy69
      @shundy69 3 роки тому +3

      i feel like you dont know what rip means

  • @telli2246
    @telli2246 Рік тому +5

    11:01 Ngl that part was so much better than the whimpering videos I have on my fyp on tiktok

  • @JalxTV
    @JalxTV 3 роки тому +23

    Tainted Jacob really is the biggest middle finger Edmund gave us in the last DLC for the game

  • @jacobvollmer1986
    @jacobvollmer1986 3 роки тому +16

    1:45 It always happens. Krampus knows.

  • @4500zenja
    @4500zenja Рік тому +35

    Sup guys, here is a sudden list of VERY funny noises by Matt, with the help of the mic :D
    0:25 - one of many, many skill issues by random drop & Esau
    0:34 - double hit
    1:01 - Esau jumpscare
    1:14 - the perfect murder by poop, lmao
    1:28 - Esau rigging the game earlier than Matt, wth
    1:37 - the least nervous lazymattman video (he had to play T Jacob)
    3:34 - compilation of deaths №1 (3:40 - special mention)
    8:04 - Matt is German, confirmed
    8:12 - An Item
    9:38 - Lamb is ded
    12:54 - oh yeah

    • @4500zenja
      @4500zenja Рік тому +1

      Extra noises:
      1:42 - died of laughing, always imagining this phrase whenever I get Krampus instead of Devil Deal lol
      1:48 - Matt when Krampus stole his Devil Deal/Boss Rush

  • @milkcappy
    @milkcappy 3 роки тому +133

    i dont have repentance yet and im literally so unexcited for this character, love the vid!! : D was cheering like a mad man when you killed the lamb LOL

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +16

      thanks for the support! ill be cranking out shorter videos soon so i can get more content to you guys. ❤️

    • @qazisgone7292
      @qazisgone7292 3 роки тому +9

      @@lazymattman If you didn't know pressing Anima Sola again when you chained Esau will release him and make him charge towards you, good for dmg.

  • @marcoarana7492
    @marcoarana7492 3 роки тому +17

    Man I really hope you continue making videos, from someone who’s going through some rough times, the Cain video made me cackle like I hadn’t in months. Keep up the great work and hope I see more if you 👍

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +4

      I got you dude, I saw someone post a tainted blue baby challenge run with no items trying to kill boss rush and the beast, gonna try and stream it soon and edit it down for youtube, sure I can manage it in a day. Hope ur doin ok ❤️

  • @Мопс_001
    @Мопс_001 3 роки тому +30

    *2:08** LMFAO, I HAD INSANE LAUGH AT THIS😂😂😂*
    - yes sure fck it why not
    - This is the one I've seen last the longest
    - OMG
    - Its lasting so long
    - GO AWAY!
    [goes to error room instead]
    - WHAT DA F*CK?!
    *- I DIEEED*

  • @Promotionalidiot
    @Promotionalidiot 2 роки тому +3

    "I got a 0.02 speed up"
    "wow we're really booking it now"

  • @vidzam3087
    @vidzam3087 3 роки тому +76

    The screams were so fucking perfect oh my god

  • @TheLad196
    @TheLad196 3 роки тому +63

    Imagine getting the holy mantle with this character
    You can straight up just turn the play through into a lost run lmao

  • @edwinrays8542
    @edwinrays8542 3 роки тому +41

    THE CUT OFF SCREAMS HAVE ME ASCENDING OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • @derpderps6880
    @derpderps6880 3 роки тому +39

    Clog spinning along with the song at 0:28 goes so perfectly.

    • @well1999
      @well1999 3 роки тому

      What names of this music?

    • @SovLestlandia
      @SovLestlandia 2 роки тому +1

      @@well1999 Coconut Mall (Mario Kart Wii)

  • @Skibot256
    @Skibot256 3 роки тому +7

    Finished watching this for the third time. I’ve got Repentance and I don’t like it due to the bugs (ie “The Tainted Jacob Mega Satan Incident”), but you make me keep coming back. Good vid.

  • @adversarry
    @adversarry 3 роки тому +60

    Hush’s lazer speed in repentance matches with your current speed

    • @JP-mr1hn
      @JP-mr1hn 3 роки тому +2

      It always did

    • @BlueRiging
      @BlueRiging 3 роки тому +2

      You can dodge it with 0.10 speed in Afterbirth. It always scaled with your speed

  • @ema3639
    @ema3639 3 роки тому +38

    1:13 goddamn it XDDDD i laughed so hard with that

  • @kirabean5441
    @kirabean5441 3 роки тому +28

    Hilarious video!!
    I'm glad the recommendation gods decided to send me your way

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +5

      You guys are the best! I’m thankful you enjoyed it, more to come!

  • @dumphat
    @dumphat Рік тому +4

    4:39 Rare moment where missing no actually beong useful

  • @kal6957
    @kal6957 Рік тому +1

    Super exited for round two. Most of these exploits are gone but you are much better at the game nowadays.

  • @mammothgarrett5270
    @mammothgarrett5270 3 роки тому +4

    just something to note about dark esau, he would never chase u close enough to actually touch you, he would most likely get very close and do a charge attack, not full on take a bite out of u so u lose your body, this is a useful tactic for taking out most enemies rather than letting him just charge around, but he does contact damage so be wary

  • @Flynt010
    @Flynt010 3 роки тому +1

    Probably one of the best tboi channels I've found so far. Top tier content all across the board my guy, keep it up

  • @aviess9701
    @aviess9701 3 роки тому +5

    Your videos are so good and high quality! I love them so much man, I hope you make it big because you deserve it! I'm so happy I found you through the dead God video because this is pure gold

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +1

      These comments keep me going, I’m gonna stream tonight and edit something down, that way you guys have a steadier stream of content. Thx for the support :)

    • @aviess9701
      @aviess9701 3 роки тому

      @@lazymattman I'm looking forward to it! I'm not sure if I'll be able to catch the stream but I'll watch the vod or something idk lol
      Hope you have fun on your stream :D

  • @gionna81
    @gionna81 3 роки тому +1

    Great video! Also Tainted Jacob is stress simulator: the character. Also also thanks for reminding me that I once got brimstone from fighting the fallen. The brim saved that run, I ended up killing hush, mega satan, and delirium all in the same run as well as doing boss rush on top of that. I literally had enough damage to almost one shot half the bosses (not hush or the other big "end games" tho) it was a nutty run and it helped me not only unlock the alt paths but also get some unlocks for Azazel. c: I'm just missing the witness/mom fight and I wanna say dogma/the beast fight. I can't wait to see more of your videos I found this to be quite funny c:

  • @SnoFitzroy
    @SnoFitzroy 3 роки тому +5

    Literally was on the edge of my seat the whole time holy shit
    The more footage I see of Tainted Jacob the more I accept I simply will never 100% this game lol - Not that I ever really intended to, since I pretty much only play Isaac and Azazel, but

  • @riverajustinmarks.
    @riverajustinmarks. 3 роки тому +4

    10:01 I was playing 2 player Isaac when this happened and after we killed Esau, it fixed itself and spawned the other bosses again. I genuinely thought that Mega Satan summons Esau as one of the bosses you had to kill to proceed.

  • @wianbason2984
    @wianbason2984 3 роки тому +1

    the entire video sounds like a sweaty gamer and for good reason

  • @irontiger968
    @irontiger968 Рік тому +2

    Young man Matt sounds so different, it really through me off for a sec.

  • @Guy_dude_man_sir
    @Guy_dude_man_sir 3 роки тому +9

    9:58 the wave didn't end because it counted dark esau as part of the wave that's why at 10:24 , it went to the next wave

  • @Furugeru
    @Furugeru 2 роки тому +19

    Tainted Jacob is my favorite character tbh. I hope I can win a run with him someday tho

  • @wolterfox1332
    @wolterfox1332 3 роки тому +4

    "I don't have speed"
    meanwhile spin to win

  • @trulyagoose
    @trulyagoose Рік тому +2

    I dont have them unlocked, but I adore tainted Jacob and Esau. Theyre some of my favorite characters to watch people play as. Maybe its just me, because my favorite character to play is The Forgotten.

  • @bonbon5000
    @bonbon5000 3 роки тому +1

    When Krampus makes you 0.00000001 seconds late for boss rush...
    So relatable

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 Рік тому

    The anxiety watching this man. Good work making it through all that

  • @constanzehorntrich4420
    @constanzehorntrich4420 4 місяці тому

    the stressed clacking on the keyboard with loud breathing is basically asmr haha

  • @CaydenDoesStuff
    @CaydenDoesStuff 2 роки тому +1

    The Binding of Isaac: Hey we added 69 whole new achievements!!
    Lazy Matt man: *(quietly) dont*

  • @MarMar-r5q3r
    @MarMar-r5q3r 11 місяців тому

    I'm literally watching this for the 4th time.
    still not enough. masterpiece.

  • @JannahSWT
    @JannahSWT Рік тому +1

    It’s actually pretty cool because you can literally use him to attack enemies for you, chain him, walk infront of bosses/enemies release chain and walk away

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 Рік тому +2

    5:37 It’s speed is proportional to yours. They’ll never outspeed you.

  • @mew174_
    @mew174_ 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine actually being good at the game/ having the patience to play T.Jacob
    Couldn't be me

  • @demonicrobot50
    @demonicrobot50 3 роки тому +1

    1:42 Crab this biscuit, you gonna make me lose the devil deal (Boss Rush*) LET ME OUTTT... (time exceed the limit) OOAAAAAA

  • @thedominator7366
    @thedominator7366 11 місяців тому

    As a person who has completed everything with tainted Jacob I can say this is an accurate summary of what this character is like. He is one of the most stressful characters in this game.

  • @ufcosmo8691
    @ufcosmo8691 3 роки тому

    Literally the content i love seeing please make more :)

  • @Life4Nintendo
    @Life4Nintendo 3 роки тому +3

    Esau: You just got COCONUT MAULED

  • @arealgamer342
    @arealgamer342 Рік тому +5

    "The mission...the nightmares... they're finally...over..."
    - Mattman, approximately five nanoseconds after completing the final mark

  • @kemix1006
    @kemix1006 Рік тому

    Tainted Jacob then: EFF YOU, the character
    Tainted Jacob after the "fix" to Esau: YOU SHOULD COMMIT TOASTER BATHTUB, NOW

  • @Aridam2008
    @Aridam2008 5 місяців тому

    Hi Matt:)
    I love your content. So much that im rewatching your older videos. I hope you see this. I know im just a random person but im proud of how far along you've came. Congrats on almost 300k subs:)

  • @meowmrrpnyanya
    @meowmrrpnyanya 3 роки тому

    this might be my fav isaac video

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому

      wait till you see what else i come up with ;)

  • @R3yCr4zy
    @R3yCr4zy 2 роки тому +2

    Bro was trained by the finest Touhou players to dodge those shots

  • @iantm045ytex7
    @iantm045ytex7 3 роки тому +1

    "Oh My god, Cursed eye... If he- *Grabs Curse of the Tower* AAAAAAAAAAAA WTF??"
    That Got me XD 1:00

  • @Soup_mm
    @Soup_mm Рік тому +2

    T Jacob: portable mom ghost/demon

  • @gatomakonha8
    @gatomakonha8 3 роки тому +2

    top 10 torture methods

  • @buffalot35t1cles3
    @buffalot35t1cles3 3 роки тому +22

    10:11 damn issacs dad can sing

  • @coolguy-tg3cx
    @coolguy-tg3cx 3 роки тому

    The missions the nightmare they're finally over

  • @thepaperempire7954
    @thepaperempire7954 3 роки тому +1

    you're the most dedicated person I've ever watched

  • @cln4m36
    @cln4m36 Рік тому

    the humble beginnings of a legend.

  • @1BlueYoshi
    @1BlueYoshi 3 роки тому

    I'm surprised Greedier was boring for you, it was pure agony for me

  • @jazzyjynx
    @jazzyjynx 3 роки тому

    i thought this was gonna be a silly shitpost but nahh
    it was 15 minutes of suffering! loving the content my dude

  • @НиколайАгония
    @НиколайАгония 2 роки тому +1

    Многие считают, что для этого формата голос лишний, но мне ты доказал обратное. Люблю твои крики и стоны чистой агонии 🥰

  • @nicolascartella6102
    @nicolascartella6102 Рік тому

    11:05 it's the fact that i wasn't expecting it, that made it so much better 😳

  • @that1cloud925
    @that1cloud925 3 роки тому

    I fear no man.But that “thing”,it scares me

  • @sergiu2676
    @sergiu2676 3 роки тому

    "greed was boring" xD
    Nice way of saying that you cheesed it.

  • @lulajolie
    @lulajolie 3 роки тому +1

    I really love all of ur content man! Keep up the great work and have a nice day!

    • @lazymattman
      @lazymattman  3 роки тому +1

      You too! Im about to stream and edit something down rn! Hope u enjoy the next vid, gonna try a whole run through of the game and bosses with tainted cain!!

    • @lulajolie
      @lulajolie 3 роки тому

      @@lazymattman Nice I can’t wait! >:D

  • @SSFplayer2
    @SSFplayer2 3 роки тому +1

    Man that one delirium glitch... Surely something amazing.
    But that mega Satan glitch was pure cancer, but when did he even spawned

  • @youvebeensubbedto8009
    @youvebeensubbedto8009 3 роки тому

    that thumbnail is *chef's kiss*

  • @devonvox5618
    @devonvox5618 3 роки тому

    Not using the Anima Sola to chain down bosses in the first 1/4 of the video while Dark Esau was dead hurt my soul. Great video and great comedy though!

  • @gamer2four712
    @gamer2four712 2 роки тому

    this is honestly such a good video because the humor is just you suffering. no wonder its your most popular video

  • @mfisrae
    @mfisrae 3 роки тому +9

    can we just appreciate matt's skills on dodging bullets and attacks

  • @moldbellchains5709
    @moldbellchains5709 6 місяців тому

    I like hearing how mattman is in stress and pain 🙂

  • @doomguy_vr9797
    @doomguy_vr9797 3 роки тому +2

    You were able to be delerium because his health bugged and I respect the game for that

  • @wok.7079
    @wok.7079 3 роки тому

    i was just waiting for delirium telefrag bullshit so i’m very surprised you did it!!

  • @mishogamer8116
    @mishogamer8116 3 роки тому

    jesus man. this video was anxiety. also you are a god at isaac. i could never do this man. pls keep making these banger vids man

  • @Batjiorsxd
    @Batjiorsxd 4 місяці тому

    0:00 "the legendary moment begins"

  • @makoni6483
    @makoni6483 3 роки тому

    Just found out about you and man do I love your screams of agony

  • @FratoiuAlex
    @FratoiuAlex 2 місяці тому

    Pre Deserter and Revenant was an anxiety expirience

  • @sebastianbonilla1323
    @sebastianbonilla1323 3 роки тому

    Getting Esau Jr after defeating the Lost seems like a spit on the face ngl

  • @scout2666
    @scout2666 Рік тому

    this video gives me the courage to play t jacob

  • @youarentfunny3079
    @youarentfunny3079 2 роки тому

    This is like every final boss in a row

  • @martinauld670
    @martinauld670 3 роки тому

    I’m getting second hand anxiety just watching this

  • @LintTheOne
    @LintTheOne Рік тому +1

    9:55 if your wondering what that "game bug" was, it was when dark esau spawned, the game made it so he was a mini boss, therefore if he didn't kill dark esau the game wouldn't continue until he killed him, that's why he was the lost when he retried, there's your crappy explanation.

  • @navc8522
    @navc8522 3 роки тому

    The Esau comin', and he don't stop comin', and he don't stop comin', and he don't stop comin'....

  • @Nipatz
    @Nipatz 3 роки тому

    You should totally do more videos like this i really liked this:] Great job!

  • @Ouroboros065
    @Ouroboros065 9 місяців тому

    Title music is probably one of my 2 favorite songs in repentance

  • @saul2416
    @saul2416 3 роки тому +1

    Dude got tmtrainer from Missing no. Im dying

  • @navigator-4913
    @navigator-4913 3 роки тому

    This is the most stressful video I have ever seen

  • @dbonechis
    @dbonechis 2 роки тому

    TJacob is proof that Ed still has not forgiven the TBOI Fandom for the 109 datamine

  • @DevilboyBanjo
    @DevilboyBanjo 3 роки тому +1

    Good.
    Only 2 more save files to go!

  • @TameHook128
    @TameHook128 2 роки тому

    Afterbirth+ Players: *This game is too easy* (excluding Delirium)
    Tainted Jacob: *Hold my Esau*

  • @triple_trash_bucket6169
    @triple_trash_bucket6169 3 роки тому

    That lamb fight scared me a bit

  • @despinhabarda
    @despinhabarda 3 роки тому

    Matt, T.Jacob is also the last character I need to get all the marks and you've legitimately given me hope to beat this trash issac.