+Kartal Kapena I don't get that. Usually the people who check the sys reqs are people with low-end systems... I'm probably just reading it the wrong way like a moron....
Sir, I'd like to report a bug: there are too many people making shitty jokes about being early, I think it's spreading.... oh god, I read one, IT SPREADING TOO FAST. ABORT. ABORT.
Lintilla! I love that bit in the radio series! :D "The problem of the five hundred seventy eight thousand million Lintilla clones is very simple to explain and rather harder to solve."
OH MY GOOOSH!!! THERE IS A MINI DOCTOR (from Doctor who of course) ON THE HOME SCREEN!!!! SERIOUSLY, ON THE LEFT SIDE!!!!! MIIINNNIIII DOOOCTTOOOORRRS!!!!
Lintilla Dan! Lintilla the Archaeologist researching why the footsoldiers on the planet brontital(?) have blisters and trying to figure out why the entire civilization was built up over centuries of shoes. Who, incidentally, was accosted by multiple anticlones (one of which was shot by Arthur Dent thus saving her life) and is now probably reduced to very few existences throughout the universe. Yes I do have the old BBC Radio play of Hitch Hikers Guide on MP3, and No I don't have a life. EDIT: I only just now realized that I only have the primary and secondary phases on MP3... Anyone know how to get the rest?
there's a new game on steam called garbage day. it's like the movie Groundhog Day, where you live the same day everyday and have to figure out how to escape the time loop.
Sir, I'd like to report a bug: there are too many people making shitty jokes about being early, I think it's spreading.... oh god, I read one, IT SPREADING.
I really want dan to start saying HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!!! At the start of his videos again. I understand his reasoning on why he doesn't do it anymore. But it just doesn't feel like nerd cubed anymore. :(
that game could be good with a few changes: a better level design, you get more bugs than you can report, and have to choose the ones you can handle to keep, making it a different experience with each play
show me what you've gooot i'm tempted to go back through a lot of Dan's videos just so i can pick out all the RaM references that I previously didn't get.
Haven't finished the video yet but I'm guessing the plot twist is that the main character of the game never actually took off the VR thing or sum bull like that
+Murat Kaan He always has uploaded a video daily, and then while his computer and internet were broken for the last two weeks he recorded a ton of Fallout, which he is now releasing daily as well.
from its steam page
"Graphics: If you're reading this then you're probably good to go "
+Kartal Kapena I don't get that. Usually the people who check the sys reqs are people with low-end systems...
I'm probably just reading it the wrong way like a moron....
veiwing the page requires more gpu power than the game
+Aiden Pearce If your calculator runs windows (and what other OS the game supports) then yes.
+Aiden Pearce Really depends on the calculator. It probably wouldn't be as fun.
+Aiden Pearce I love the rare Cancluator edition!
Sir... I'd like to report a bug. This executable was meant to be placed in the file "Nerdcubed's HELL", not "Nerdcubed tests."
Hell does not exist anymore. Now there is Nerdcubed's Hates
+ICameraMan Cool (orrin sorbie) What a way to ruin a joke, kid.
+ICameraMan Cool (orrin sorbie) It's the exact same thing with a different title.
+Holo the Wise Wolf but it has less episodes... :(
+Derp Derpity It was worth a buy on mobile, it's like a dollar fifty.
He's game testing a game about testing games... wow
+Artur Araújo TESTCEPTION
rated m for meta
+Artur Araújo TESTCEPTION
+Artur Araújo Yo dawg, I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
If you're getting into game development and you want to learn how to royally fuck up LOL RANDOM humor, here's a prime fucking example
Someone out there laughed at every single 'joke' this game had to offer. I fucking bet that this happened.
I came into this thinking this game would be good
Incoming American Truck Simulator video hype =3
Road triiiiiippp!
+LeiFlux07 Whooooo! yes!
+Hendlton It only takes 8 minutes to go from LA to Vegas so not going to be that long
Hey one question can anybody check out my channel and tell some advise and what you feel about the channel
Popingcorn
Nope, sorry.
0:17 My brain just went "WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?! YOU HAVE MY IMMEDIATE AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!"
nice rick and morty refernce. im so sad that its gonna take a year and a half for it to finish
Or more
"Rolls onto pizza*
Finish... The 3rd season will not be the last
arton332 I just finished re-watching series 2, I then open this up and suddenly a reference out of nowhere! 😊
arton332 it's got 9 more seasons left, so that's at least 97 years left.
or at least till he gets his Szechuan sauce
Sir, I'd like to report a bug: there are too many people making shitty jokes about being early, I think it's spreading.... oh god, I read one, IT SPREADING TOO FAST. ABORT. ABORT.
+zh11147 *claps
This game really seemed not enjoyable, like just boring!
+Lieostick I think calling it boring would be a compliment. At least then it would have achieved something, unlike this game.
+lwaves THAT BURN THOUGH, SOMEONE GET THE WATER!
+Lieostick this game seems to have garnered quite the negative REACTION
Thinking in terms of Airport Simulator, it's FINE.
good one BRO
Lintilla! I love that bit in the radio series! :D "The problem of the five hundred seventy eight thousand million Lintilla clones is very simple to explain and rather harder to solve."
Lol the Doctor immediately turned around and looked the other way again like "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE JUST NO"
5:45 "Hedgehogs wearing red sneakers"
GOTTA GO FAST
“If you land a bit milky, you’re gonna come a cropper.” Sometimes, you say things, Daniel.
5:53 On Windows, Minecraft, and Steam. THAT'S MY COMPOOTER!!
Or like, everyone that has Steam and MC.
Keldos tru
I applaud you on how long you actually played this. I thought you would have stopped much sooner
as soon as "Monday morning" showed up on the screen, the weekend whip played in my head.
OH MY GOOOSH!!! THERE IS A MINI DOCTOR (from Doctor who of course) ON THE HOME SCREEN!!!! SERIOUSLY, ON THE LEFT SIDE!!!!! MIIINNNIIII DOOOCTTOOOORRRS!!!!
seems like a pretty crap game tbh, idk why u wasted ur time dan :D
+AwesomeVindicator because its a tests video and he tests games to see if there good.
+Mr. Senorish (“Michael”) Its not the sort of game you need to spend hours to figure if its worth it or not.
+Mr. “Michael” Senorish they're*
Aedan Senpai i was waiting for someone to say it
+Mr. “Michael” Senorish
It's raining cats and dogs, where are the dogs you ask, well the Doctor has the K-9s.
Every time I hear Dan refencing Rick and Morty , I get happy all of a sudden
Where can I purchase one of these 'life' things?
Probably eBay :D
From Japan. Honda makes them.
u need to get a hundred coins
Don't bother. They're a waste of your money.
+BrainStorm I don't know, I'm looking for it myself.
I'm pretty sure the currency is doge coin though, so we have that.
I find it mentally satisfying when Dan makes a Rick and Morty reference...
Just me?
"Show me what you've got!" ah the rick and morty references are gr- *burp* -eat!
*Grumble grumble grumble*Pensions*Grumble grumble grumble*George Osborne
Fucking brilliant xD
6:20 aaaaawwwww yeeaaahh. Let's get schwifty. Let's get schwifty in here.
6:18 always love a good Rick and Marty reference :)
6:18
Time to get swifty
Schwifty*
+Jackikins and thats the wwwwaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the news goes
The thing which you guys are referencing sounds incredibly dull and is LUL RANDUM
fulco lumbarbie hes not schwifty yet
+fulco lumbarbie you won't know until you give it a shot
Finebros on youtube are burning and Nerdcubed is over here enjoyin the sunshine
I had this on my phone.
Great job, Steam!
2015 the year of good games
2016 the year of experimental games
"Need slep." - Nerdcubed 2016
There is only 1 "Sir", and that is "Sir, You Are Being Hunted"
After looking at those lines for long enough, MY VISION IS *WACK*
Awwww, yeaaaahh. You gotta get schwifty. You gotta get schwifty in heeerrrre. Get schwifty!
Big head in the sky appears: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!
People really should hire artists to do their pixel art. The character's arms and legs extend to double their length when you jump.
"Sorry Charlie" EXCUSE ME! That's clearly Greenman. Charlie is his alter-ego
On the title screen it's Dona and the Doctor actually.
Oh my god, 8:45, is that an Always Sunny reference?
Lintilla Dan! Lintilla the Archaeologist researching why the footsoldiers on the planet brontital(?) have blisters and trying to figure out why the entire civilization was built up over centuries of shoes. Who, incidentally, was accosted by multiple anticlones (one of which was shot by Arthur Dent thus saving her life) and is now probably reduced to very few existences throughout the universe.
Yes I do have the old BBC Radio play of Hitch Hikers Guide on MP3, and No I don't have a life. EDIT: I only just now realized that I only have the primary and secondary phases on MP3... Anyone know how to get the rest?
EARTH, SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
there's a new game on steam called garbage day. it's like the movie Groundhog Day, where you live the same day everyday and have to figure out how to escape the time loop.
ARGHH, IT'S THE YOO TOOB COMPRESSION ALGORITHM SIR, SHE CAN NOT TAKE IT!
I died at the Rick and Morty reference.
This is not American Truck Simulator.
There's not enough cats coming out of the buildings!
+Dottorrent 0/10 : Needs More Cats
+Undeed Sam You forgot: "-IGN"
This should be on Nerdcubed's Hell if that still exists
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice David Tennant in the bottom left corner...
Sir, I'd like to report a bug: there are too many people making shitty jokes about being early, I think it's spreading.... oh god, I read one, IT SPREADING.
I really want dan to start saying HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!!! At the start of his videos again. I understand his reasoning on why he doesn't do it anymore. But it just doesn't feel like nerd cubed anymore. :(
that game could be good with a few changes:
a better level design,
you get more bugs than you can report, and have to choose the ones you can handle to keep, making it a different experience with each play
Um... nothing like that ever happens in hitchhiker's guide... you're probably starting to lose it
+Baconchicken Forty-two Have you seen his mystery video? Of course he's losing it!
The clone thing? It's in The Secondary Phase (season 2 of the radio series)
Aaaahhhhh... I haven't really listened to the radio show. I really should, though
This game is the Internet in a nutshell.
more enthusiastic than ever
Oh god... It's raining cats and dogs, literally!
As for the whole hey, let's talk about bugs, the bane of games, the flash game 'There is No Game' has done it.
am i the only one who tought this was going to be nerd3 tests the division with a twist title
Probably
show me what you've gooot
i'm tempted to go back through a lot of Dan's videos just so i can pick out all the RaM references that I previously didn't get.
Thank you for reporting the bug
Wow
Nice throwing that Rick and Morty reference in there!
Lintilla, or at least it was in the radio series
Lintilla. You're looking for lintilla.
If you land a bit milky you're gonna come a cropper.
It's Lintila, Dan!
Ha, my friend's brother was an animator on the 'Mystery video'.
6:18 Get Shwifty!
+Obi Wan James *Schwifty
Haven't finished the video yet but I'm guessing the plot twist is that the main character of the game never actually took off the VR thing or sum bull like that
Some *
7:20 - DISQUALIFIED
as soon as the game loaded i thought "oh fuck another quirky indie pixel platformer i bet this is a pile of shit" and i was right
For everyone mentioning his Rick and Morty refrence lets not forget the Its Always Sunny in Philadephia reference of green man he threw in there too!
Could be improved massively by just shortening to level to maybe half its current length and using one, consistent style.
6:18 I understood that reference.
praise me.
I don't know why I was expecting this game to be good
There’s genuinely an interesting idea in this, but as he explains in the Goat Simulator video bugs are only funny if you don’t expect them
The music reminds me of Kirby 64 Crystal Shards but with extra notes added.
This game would have been at least 50% less tedious if they bothered to add a simple checkpoint system.
yay been waiting days for more tests videos (there the best)
As the black screen had the words Monday morning I was singing rain is pouring... And then it was raining
Not sure what's worse, this game. Or the fact people have spent money on this game
love the start screen already...
+1 Minute Music Hooloooo
Solid 3/10
This seems pretty "lol teh random"
This sums up Nerd³'s Hell.
The part where the cats "spewed" my quality lost its pees
The milions of cats combusting look like Mew from Pokemon but with changed color
i thought he was playing "sir you're being hunted"
i gues this is the...unreleased..sequel..prototype
Hitchhikers woman in Lin Tila with the Alit Nil's being the police for the clones.
Have you played 'Computer, Open That Door!'? If you haven't, I think you should give it a try.
you ever play outpost 2? it is a good retro space settlers/conquest game that I think you would probably like.
I AM UPSET
Old Foods. Someone call Ashens!
Damn Nerdcubed uploades so many videos so quickly these days.
+Murat Kaan He always has uploaded a video daily, and then while his computer and internet were broken for the last two weeks he recorded a ton of Fallout, which he is now releasing daily as well.
benduker yay more nerdcubed videos
I think you were talking about This is the only level at 13:08
Lintilla is who you're thinking of
I'm a little surprised this isn't in the "Hates" series.
Welcome to MSpaint simulator 2012.
Never have I heard him so deprived of joy outside of Godus or RCTW...
My eyes...MY EYYYEEESSSSS!!!!! 4:30